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Question to hosts: Would you be terribly offended if public masterbation were legal?

It always makes me "a little bit" sad, when a host I enjoyed but have not seen in a very long time reappears in my "favorites", only to find that it is a new girl using the old screen name (not that the new girls are bad, but it forces you to resign yourself to the fact that the former host is probably gone forever.

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. "
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ' to be prepared '. "
- George W. Bush

" I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. "
- George W. Bush

" The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush

" We're going to have the best educated American people in the world. "
- George W. Bush

" I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

" We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

" Public speaking is very easy. "
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. "
- George W. Bush

" We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority. "
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. "
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
- George W. Bush

" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

Happy, Happy Day Ladies:
Gribbles gave me off of work yesterday so I bought a really hot new "skin tight" shirt and I cut all of my hair off (so that I look kind of like a giant penis for you :).
I will keep taking your suggestions so that my shows will always stay hot and fresh for you. Have a super-duper, duper day,
charles

First, i'm sorry i left with no good-bye :)
I didn't think i wouldn't come back for that long. I was taking my exams and i passed them all successfully (applause :D)
Second, i'm so damn glad to be back to this place !!!
Missed ya all, mates !!!
kisses (K)(K)(K)

Somebody owes me an apology. At least an explanation. Why should I have to pay more to see a host undress if the host is the one that wants privacy?? This is not a good reason to go one2one. I did not ask for privacy, the host did. I proposed she set up a private session, with password, at the same price as open. "I dont understand" is the response I was given. If the host wants privacy, that seems reasonable. Opinions, explanations, "go to hell", are all welcome.

Thanks,
Roger

as i founded in yahoo.search... i work also in few sites f.e. RussianWomanCam.com .... is that affiliated site of CC?? and how many CC also have sites where we can find reference at CC?

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John receives a phone call. "Hello he answers.
The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3
months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"

Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the
way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"

Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."

John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."

11 Husbands

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was............
God, I miss him!".........

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government........This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed."

dont waste your money guys

Cast cold that's what I need
These bill colectors they ring my phone
They bother me when I'm not at home
Ain't go no time to be fooling round
Feel touch the floors and I get on down, you see
Chorus:
I want money lots and lots of money
I want the pie in the sky
I want money lots and lots of money
So don't be asking me why
I wanna be rich oh
I wanna be rich
I wanna be rich oh
I wanna be rich
I want my cake wanna eat it too
I want the stars and the silver moon
I spend my money of lottery
My favourite number is 1 2 3, you see
Everyway rich
Love peace and happiness
I want all the things that lovers do
A pocketfull of dreams come true
Everything you can not find
Want you by my side?
That keep you satisfied and rich
Here is what you gonna do
Say oh I say uh uh
Got to be baby
I just wanna be rich
I just wanna be, just wanna be
Cause baby
Chorus
Be rich I wanna be rich
I know what I mean baby
Everyday and everyway
Play baby there is lots for everyone

For fun...

~ Why Older Chicks Rule ~

by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their50's... AND 60's.. and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!

Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends... A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-oldwaitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

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those darn CC forum censors?

Is it the people that run the Help system that edit the forum? That would be my bet. I wonder if they ever go home and think, "hmmm, i wonder whats happening in that one thread......cant wait to see tomorrow?" maybe they "catch up" what they missed after the weekend??

maybe some have thier favorite personalities here. hell, maybe some of us are little stars and we just dont know!

strange how one post you think they might delete appears and one you think pretty harmless never gets posted.

curious how sometimes entire threads suddenly vanish.

at times i think the politics of the cc censor shows through a little, dont you think?

sometimes they get too busy and posts take forever to arrive. Sure puts a damper on lively disscusions. Oh well, money talks.

a few times i even had discussions with cc about disppearing threads and I urged them to be reposted. sometimes they did, sometimes not.

ya gotta love this place (forum search option welcome anytime cc guys! keep up the good work!).

huh!

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do".

"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

Hello how r u all??How is life 4 u??I am verry happy i just had a great night and i will u all the same.
kisses r u

you know when you read stories in books (i mean big boy books, the kind with no pictures) and you have to leave it all to your brain to paint trees and mountains and what characters look like and all that kind of stuff?
are you ever not careful or just lazy and let your brain willy-nilly pick it's own idea of what specific characters should look like as you read and then end up wondering why you ever thought to make lady macbeth look like oprah way up in your weird head?
yeah, me too.
anyway, when i read that guy named huh! who writes here i always can't help but think he's eminem. and that guy named wtf, i always can't help but think of him as don rickles.
is that crazy?

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I read viwers forum..and found many bad words about girls who ask men to go to one2one for special show. What is one2 one? If Im in adult category I will feel myself more comfortable when I will do special show(almost nude or so on) in one2one.Its annoying when I speak with one man (nude) and another people disturb us.

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whats new here?

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We were all new here once...I remember the days, scouring for hours, then carefully selecting your beauty...etc etc
My 2 years here has been a revelation.
So come on, lets help out the new guys with our experience.

My top tips for lasting as a VIEWER are:

1. If married, dont use the joint credit card for payment. you wont last longer than the first statement.

2. If in instant Action for longer than 25 minutes, and the girl is still fully clothed. GIVE IT UP. Dont think of it as a challenge. ( Personal experience of this one in wk2!)

3. If you see your chathost is typing at 60 wpm and you get one `hmmmmm` every 2 or 3 minutes...she may be distracted by another viewer there is clearly not a delay in the feed! Again....give it up!

So any other gems to help with longevity of the viewer?

The gynecologist took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He then asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes, which is why I'm here."