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after today, I wont be here.
this place has changed, its gotten cold, people
have changed, the mood has changed.
people are growing bitter, and lashing out at
people that are getting caught up in the line
of fire.
best to leave before I get caught up in the whirlwind.

With all of you spanks finally leaving we wont keep running out of toilet paper!!

Don't under estimate someone because they are not like you
because they can be a blessing to you.

While checking the church storeroom, the Pastor discovered
several cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and
distributed.

So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the
congregation who would be willing to sell the Bibles door-to-
door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the
church.

Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the
task. The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living
as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some Bibles. But
he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who
had always kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his
speech impediment.

Poor Louie stuttered badly. But, not wanting to discourage
Louie, the minister decided to let him try anyway.

He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars
stacked with Bibles.

He asked them to meet with him and report the results of their
door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday.

Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister
immediately asked Jack, "Well, Jack, how did you make out
selling our Bibles last week?"

Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Jack replied, "Using
my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 Bibles, and here's the
$200 I collected on behalf of the church."

"Fine job, Jack!" The minister said, vigorously shaking his
hand. "You are indeed a fine salesman and the Church is
indebted to you."

Turning to Paul, "And Paul, how many Bibles did you sell for the
church last week?"

Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied,
"I am a professional salesman. I sold 28 Bibles on behalf of the
church, and here's $280 I collected."

The minister responded, "That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You
are truly a professional salesman and the church is also
indebted to you."

Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said, "And
Louie, did you manage to sell any Bibles last week?" Louie
silently offered the minister a large envelope.

The minister opened it and counted the contents. "What is this?"
the minister exclaimed. "Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you
suggesting that you sold 320 Bibles for the church, door to
door, in just one week?"

Louie just nodded. That's impossible!" both Jack and Paul said
in unison. "We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have
sold 10 times as many Bibles as we could."

"Yes, this does seem unlikely," the minister agreed. "I think
you'd better explain how you managed to accomplish this, Louie."
Louie shrugged. "I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-
f-for sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered.

Impatiently, Peter interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie,
just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!"

"A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," louie replied, "W-w-w-w-
would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this
b-b-b-b-bible f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-
would yo-you j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-
here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??"

He is like a drug. Once you start it is very hard to stop. You crave him all of the time. He makes you so hot for free that you become addicted. My fear is that he is going to start charging for his shows and all of us girls will fall into debt because we need our daily fix.

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nuff said
you got a beer waiting when you return

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I`m leaving...
BYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"

And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."

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Realiyt or Fantasy? From both sides it can be difficult.

I have known of hosts who planned and built hopes based on textchats with members in this space. And I have known members that did the same.

A problem here is that there are 10,000 reasons for people to be here. Some consider this a virtual whorehouse and some think it's a lonely hearts club. Both sides are right. It is both things and more.

I am travelling to western Russia for a few weeks soon and started to make plans to visit two different girls as a side part of the pre-arranged trip. Both girls enthusiastically made plans and itineraries for some days together separate of each other. One girl promised a wild sex-romp and the other was as 'just friends.'

The days approached closer and closer. I started buying little gifts to present them. Suddenly the reality of the fact that I was not merely engaging in fantasy talk sank into each of them and both started back-peddling from a meeting.

That's ok, I have other things to do and if I merely wanted a sex-meeting those can be easily arranged in the hotels I'll be staying in. I had actually thought of these girls as friends and 'maybe more,' but with nothing expected.

I merely mention this so that neither side gets too carried away with online promises that are made without real-life meetings.

i meant a quick (time) video... :o gahsp what ever did you think? :P catch me if you can :D

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Back in 2004, I met a chat hostess here who used to work under this screen name. The photo on there is from the girl who worked under that screen name after her. The girl who I met used to hang out in community chat all the time and her name was georgy and she was from Romania. She stopped working here in July of 2004. She had decided to quit because she wanted to concentrate on her studies.

When she quited, she asked me to quit, too which I agree to do. We have continued to chat since then. She is going to a University now and tells me she has a job as a sales representative. She is studying International Business.

She said she has an opportunity to come to the USA with my help. She told me her University has a program which allows students to get work visas for the summer. The cost of the program is 800 dollars. She has asked me to loan her the money and help her find job here. She would like to stay with me to save housing costs.

Here is the problem, she has lied to me in the past.

This past week she sent me a photo of her pet. I noticed her monitor in the photo. When I enlarged that part of the photo, there was clearly a web cam running with two girls on it in different stages of undress. Now, I am wondering if she still working a web cam site (s).

So ,what do I do? If she is lying about web camming, there is no way I will help her.

Really girls, I am not ENTIRELY a monster, just a little bit!!

has anyone seen this hot black hosts mmmmmmmmm check her out her pixs are perfect nice smile too

What happened to the plucky young Triksy? Did she finally wise up and leave CC? I know she wanders away for periods of time but this is a long sabatical even for her.

Does SweetDetka's new pics remind you of Diane Keaton, Julie Newmar or your sister? Serious question...not the sister part. If your sister does look like that....call me. Let's talk. Mom always liked her best anyway...time to get her back.

I know I gave you all free will.. but you'll go blind if you stop ..