General Forum

david beckham was at a press conference last night,he said "i like them coz they taste nice and make my breath smell good"...the reporter shouted back "TACTICS u thick tnuc"

i thought i saw ur name on a loaf of bread yesterday..but i was mistaken...it said "thick cut"

mick hucknell was arrested yesterday for having sex with an underage rabbit...apparently he was "holding back the ears" and the "bunny was too tight to mention"

new shopping scam,while packing shopping u may b approached by 2 fit 18 yr.old girls in tiny tops,they have their tits hanging out & ask for a lift to the next shop as payment.on the way,they strip off then go down on each other,then 1 climbs up front & sucks u off while the other then nicks ur wallet.I had mine stolen last tues,weds,twice on thursday,again on saturday and also yesterday

i wonder if any one could tell me what has happened to miledi/velary
last on line end of february i know that may not sound long i know
but all of her archive pics have been taken off except 1
just wondering if perhaps she may have left cc
a most wonderful host i have had a lot lovly times with her and miss her
would appreciate any help

A new vibrator is out for women...it's so realistic..that just b4 she cum's...IT cums...then coughs....farts....goes limp...then switches itself off :p

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can anybody tell me the name of some hosts from portugal ?None of the ones i found after searching by country criteria seem to come online

Fw: Nymphomaniac
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>>I boarded an airplane and took my seat. As I settled in, I glanced
up
>>and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. I soon realized
she
>>was heading straight towards my seat. Lo and behold, she took the
seat
>>right beside mine.
>>
>>Eager to strike up a conversation, I blurted out, "Business trip or
>>vacation?"
>>
>>She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
>>Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
>>
>>I swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
>>sitting next to me and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs.
>>Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your
>>business role at this convention?"
>>
>>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of
the
>>popular myths about sexuality."
>>
>>"Really!" I said, "What myths are those?"
>>
>>"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that American men are
the
>>most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who
is
>>most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French
>>men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish
descent.
>>We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all
categories
>>is the Southern redneck."
>>
>>Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed "I'm
>>sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I
>>don't even know your name."
>>
>>"Tonto,"I said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

What chat host have you seen that does an excellent show but also charges a low price?

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is kitty in any other category other than friends and family?

beer and peanuts

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"

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A rare thing for you all guys and girls... a woman outside of the non-adult area who's just as capable of holding an intellectual conversation as she is of... doing anything else ;) I refer to the host by the name of TeaseNDenial - and heartily recommend anyone with an interest in intelligent conversationalists to look her up...

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i see in many archives photos are sometimes in black and white..
is it possible to to make the video show black and white?
if so
how is it done??
thx for any help

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If you are female and do business in the Information Technology industry , then you are probably wondering how can you attain a position of power and influence if you just can't join the "boys club". Well maybe our networking group may interest you.

www.boysclub.com.au

ok,maybe this is just me,but i'm getting annoyed with people that post rude or nasty replies to my,or others posts,and they don't have the guts to put a name.anon this,anon that.if you have something rude to say,have the balls to put a name along with it!! i'm sure alot of people here would love some names but you obviously don't have the guts or the balls to post it.if that's the case,then don't post.and as far as me needing to get a life?bite me to all that said that.i have one.you don't seem to have much of one if you're here also and taking the time to leave replies WITH NO NAME!!!!!.ok,i'm done venting now.lol.

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can we quit the crying and have some fun already?!? CC is a predominantly adult site. it's not personality contacts... hosts post their pics to lure viewers in. no one posts a sign in their profile photo that says "i have a great personality". they are full body/pretty face/anatomicly suggestive and so on... hosts are selling looks and actions to satisfy. even if they become friends, they initially are here for that reason. my job as a host when you visit me in paid video, is to try to satisfy your need... be it social, sexual, or some other special circumstance. hosts are needs providers... what ever the viewer thinks they need from you is what they are paying for. or else they'd take the advices of many and go to yahoo or an actual dating site. hosts need to quit whining about not enough viewers wanting to ge to know them, their feelings or consideration for their feelings... get over it! the viewers pay for what they want, if it satisfies my viewer in some way to call me a slut, then damn it i'm their slut! if they get ,in my opinoin abusive, then that's what ignore is for... why dwell? you sell your flesh in video, including non adult, they just have to put more mental/flirty effort than physical... otherwise there would be no reason for the video, people would just pay for text... and that ain't happenin'...

viewers, stop crying about getting solicited... agian that's what ignore is for, if the stubborn gal doesn't get it. who cares if she gets pissed? you're not visiting her right? even in yahoo, you will get solicited. it's part of the online way... spam, pop ups, bots, pms, of "come see me"... it'll never quit if you don't like it you have to learn to block it out, or never go online... but don't not expect it to happen... especially here. and don't expect a host to give you her undivided attention if you do not reciprocate in video. here, for a host, time is money. and even if she is not in video she can be doing other productive things besides paying you all her attentions for hours on end. if she quits talking to you after so long, maybe you're not the only one talking to her... don't assume if she doesn't respond in 2 seconds she's only a money grubbing cam girl. but do remember, this is her business as well, and here time is money too. you should be equally as considerate of her as you expect others to be considerate of you, in your time and money and choices of handling them...

have i struck any nerves? :P bring it on baby :P xoxo squirts