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clocks going forward
is it only uk thats put the clocks forward one hour or does ever country do it??
RE: clocks going forward
We do it but not until next saturday in the usa. I hear Europe does it this weekend
RE: clocks going forward
Aussies do it next weekend too, which is bizarre for them. ;-)
Microsoft clock will automatically update, when you next login.
Microsoft clock will automatically update, when you next login.
RE: clocks going forward
in australia when northern hemisphere puts its clocks forward they put it back 1 hour.different seasons you know.australia is changing its clocks next weekend,only for this year, because melbourne has been hostung the commonwealth games.would throw out tv scheduling if they did not..go figure,matt
RE: clocks going forward
New Zealand also has daylight saving. We put clocks foreward 1 hr in October and back 1 hr in March
RE: clocks going forward
my clock broke when it hit the wall....so i dont put it forward,,,, i put it in trash
RE: clocks going forward
i think i'll put my clock ahead 18 hours tomorrow and maybe set it back 17 hours on tuesday and see what happens then,,,,,
where is missweb
did anyone know where she is,didn't see her online long time. anyone know if everything is ok with her? thx
public apology to galaxxy
About two months ago i insulted and said mean things about a very sweet and sexy host. It was a very bad sitution about something silly and i called her a liar and cheater and trully besmurched her good name. I AM TRULLY SORRY GALAXXY..PLEASE FORGIVE ME OF MY JEALOUSIES AND INSECURITIES. I trully am your number one fan and want to continue our most precious friendship....
possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)
One evening, a gentleman checked into a hotel. He had been travelling for days, and was tired. After filling out the registration forms, he was handed the key to a room on the 21st floor, which happened to be the only availble room.
As the gentleman (let's call him Fred), as Fred was about to retire to his room, the desk clerk said "Sir, I feel I must mention something about your room. Inside, you will find a teddy bear. Please, I beg you don't touch this teddy bear." Fred turns away, and heads toward the elevator. "Oh, nd the elevator isn't working," he hears the clerk say. The clerk then turns back to his work.
Fred, resigned to his fate, heads towards the stairwell. With his
suitcase, he begins to climb - up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs,and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, and then suddenly at the seventh floor the stairs stop. In front of him is a forest, with lush, thick undergrowth that he can't walk through.
Confused, Fred turns around and begins to walk down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs,and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, and back to the reception desk.
To the desk clerk, Fred says "I was walking up to my room, but at the
seventh floor I can't walk any further. Is there another way to my room?"
"No, sir," says the desk clerk, "All you have to do is press the green
button on the right. And don't touch the teddy bear." He then goes back to his work.
So once again, Fred begins the long walk up to his room. Up the stairs,and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs,and around the corner, and then at the seventh floor, Fred presses the green button on the right.
Out of nowhere, a set of monkey bars appear for him to cross the forest,with a hook for his suitcase. And so Fred begins to clamber his way across the forest. At the other side the stairs begin again.
Up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the
corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs,and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,up the stairs, and around the corner, and then, at the fourteenth floor,there is a giant lake. Fred, not willing to walk down the stairs, looks for a green button on the right. There isn't one.
So with a sigh, Fred turns around and begins to walk down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and
around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the
stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner back to the forest, where he presses the green button on the right, swings across the forest and then once again heads down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,
down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner to the reception desk.
"Excuse me, again," says Fred to the desk clerk. "I've made it past the
forest, but on the fourteenth floor there is a lake. I looked for the
green button on the right, but it wasn't there. What do I do?"
The desk clerk looks up, and gives Fred a smile reserved for those
customers who are beginning to try his patience, and says "Press the blue button on the left sir. And don't touch the teddy bear." and goes back to work.
Once again, with suitcase in hand, Fred goes up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,
up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the
corner, and then at the seventh floor, Fred presses the green button on the right, swings across the forest and then up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,
up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner to the fourteenth floor.
Fred presses the blue button on the left, and a row boat appears. So Fred rows across the lake, with Row, Row your boat playing on music. On the other side the stairs continue, so Fred walks up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up
the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner and then he is at the twenty-first floor, and his room.
Tired to the point of exhaustion, he drops his suitcase and lies down on the bed. After a brief nap, Fred wakes up and decided to watch some TV.Looking around he spies the remote sitting under a big, brown, fluffy teddy bear. Not remembering the clerk's warnings, Fred picks up the bear,takes the remote control and starts to flick through the channels.
Just settling in, Fred notices some movement in the corner of the room where the teddy bear is. He wasn't too concerned at first, figuri
As the gentleman (let's call him Fred), as Fred was about to retire to his room, the desk clerk said "Sir, I feel I must mention something about your room. Inside, you will find a teddy bear. Please, I beg you don't touch this teddy bear." Fred turns away, and heads toward the elevator. "Oh, nd the elevator isn't working," he hears the clerk say. The clerk then turns back to his work.
Fred, resigned to his fate, heads towards the stairwell. With his
suitcase, he begins to climb - up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs,and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, and then suddenly at the seventh floor the stairs stop. In front of him is a forest, with lush, thick undergrowth that he can't walk through.
Confused, Fred turns around and begins to walk down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs,and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, and back to the reception desk.
To the desk clerk, Fred says "I was walking up to my room, but at the
seventh floor I can't walk any further. Is there another way to my room?"
"No, sir," says the desk clerk, "All you have to do is press the green
button on the right. And don't touch the teddy bear." He then goes back to his work.
So once again, Fred begins the long walk up to his room. Up the stairs,and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs,and around the corner, and then at the seventh floor, Fred presses the green button on the right.
Out of nowhere, a set of monkey bars appear for him to cross the forest,with a hook for his suitcase. And so Fred begins to clamber his way across the forest. At the other side the stairs begin again.
Up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the
corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs,and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,up the stairs, and around the corner, and then, at the fourteenth floor,there is a giant lake. Fred, not willing to walk down the stairs, looks for a green button on the right. There isn't one.
So with a sigh, Fred turns around and begins to walk down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and
around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the
stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner back to the forest, where he presses the green button on the right, swings across the forest and then once again heads down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,
down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner to the reception desk.
"Excuse me, again," says Fred to the desk clerk. "I've made it past the
forest, but on the fourteenth floor there is a lake. I looked for the
green button on the right, but it wasn't there. What do I do?"
The desk clerk looks up, and gives Fred a smile reserved for those
customers who are beginning to try his patience, and says "Press the blue button on the left sir. And don't touch the teddy bear." and goes back to work.
Once again, with suitcase in hand, Fred goes up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,
up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the
corner, and then at the seventh floor, Fred presses the green button on the right, swings across the forest and then up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,
up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner to the fourteenth floor.
Fred presses the blue button on the left, and a row boat appears. So Fred rows across the lake, with Row, Row your boat playing on music. On the other side the stairs continue, so Fred walks up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up
the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner and then he is at the twenty-first floor, and his room.
Tired to the point of exhaustion, he drops his suitcase and lies down on the bed. After a brief nap, Fred wakes up and decided to watch some TV.Looking around he spies the remote sitting under a big, brown, fluffy teddy bear. Not remembering the clerk's warnings, Fred picks up the bear,takes the remote control and starts to flick through the channels.
Just settling in, Fred notices some movement in the corner of the room where the teddy bear is. He wasn't too concerned at first, figuri
RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)
Btw shy............ your it :p
RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)
i'm it or i'm sh*t??
RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)
um, if i wasnt afraid of teddybears then I am now
oh, and im not it!
oh, and im not it!
RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)
is there any short version too long to read "D
RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)
He kept the shorter version in his pants...........roflmfao
RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)
Yeah, cut the "up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs"
Took me about 5 mins :P
Good one imshy :D
Took me about 5 mins :P
Good one imshy :D
RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)
I think that is the point Psy. It is called a irony tale. The irony being that after all the effort of reading it the joke is so lame that you end up being the joke instead ;) Very nice ImShy. Suprised the buffer took it all :P Love to know what the word limit is for a post.
RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)
I know D, I know some other jokes like that :P Used to tell them when i was a kid :)
RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)
I am sure you did Psy. Btw what happened to your shrine? How am I supposed to worship at your feet now if you don't have anywhere to do so hmm? Think about it. We all need someone to worship :P Hehe..
the icky
Today things are quiet for me and I was bored so I went to talk to male host. He seem nice, slow, but we talked friendly, it pass the time and was no charge to me. Then he says "hey babe check it out" and gets up and dances very fast. I think it is rude not to warn someone so they can close their eyes for the dancing. :(
It's Play Time
Happy Day for you Ladies -
Today instead of going to the mall to stare at the girls, I'm going to spend my afternoon right here making you all happy...I'm online right now...so swing on over and say Hi!!!
Today instead of going to the mall to stare at the girls, I'm going to spend my afternoon right here making you all happy...I'm online right now...so swing on over and say Hi!!!
I think I understand now
I have read many post from members about hosts and this being a business for them. I guess i was niave to think that the host i have visited were true friends. I have come to the conclusion that I was their friend as long as I could visit them in video chat. I have come upon some hard times and am not able to go to video chat as often as b4. When i am asked to visit these friends in video and i tell them i cant, it seems like they have no use to chat anymore. When i would visit them in video they would chat for a long time with me knowing i would come to them in video.... In conclusion i am beginning to believe that there are not true friends made here on c.c......i guess only money makes true friends here. I think i neeed to leave this site and all the fun and people i met here...........John
RE: I think I understand now
Rather stupid statement. I have many friends who wil chat with me from here, and I haven't videod one of them.
RE: I think I understand now
then you are pretty lucky.... i guess i havent founf the right ones then
RE: I think I understand now
here or anywhere, it's always when you come upon hard times that you really learn who are your truest friends.
don't be bitter, it's a host's job to make you feel special. it's just best not to take anything here too personally.
good luck, john, i hope you make some real, genuinely caring friends soon. save yourself the headaches though, and don't ever let money enter into the equation when you think you've found one:)
don't be bitter, it's a host's job to make you feel special. it's just best not to take anything here too personally.
good luck, john, i hope you make some real, genuinely caring friends soon. save yourself the headaches though, and don't ever let money enter into the equation when you think you've found one:)
RE: I think I understand now
hey john,
dont leave us now
now that you have learned the rules to this game.
i was the same as you b4, i think
just enjoy the babes when you can, and chat in community with the rest of us poor guys. just remember , they are all happy if you visit them and some like to chat with us, knowing we're poor and/or we will not see them.
keep in mind, your favorite will forget you in a week , so next month when you want to see her, you can be Bill from buffalo and she wouldnt know the difference
dont leave us now
now that you have learned the rules to this game.
i was the same as you b4, i think
just enjoy the babes when you can, and chat in community with the rest of us poor guys. just remember , they are all happy if you visit them and some like to chat with us, knowing we're poor and/or we will not see them.
keep in mind, your favorite will forget you in a week , so next month when you want to see her, you can be Bill from buffalo and she wouldnt know the difference
RE: I think I understand now
Fucking hell, ain't it a bitch when reality comes up and bites you on the ass?? Yep, get yourself out from behind your computer, open up the door to the outside world and go off a-searchin' for some real friends. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and meet a real girl ... maybe you'll get extra lucky and get to see what a real human female breast looks like ... and if you get extra EXTRA lucky, you may not even have to pay to see it! Now if that ain't a reason for leaving the confines of your room, I can't think of better one! The real world can be fun after all.
thx anon,johnz and banana
thx for your words of encouragement. You all have good points which I appreciate. I think i have found 3 friends in you...John
RE: I think I understand now
Hi Diane actually I have talked to you a long time ago, but then I didnt see you online for a while. Thx for your offer i would be honored to come and chat again as you were very sweet me to last time and we had some great chat and one very special prvt. I will see you soon honey
RE: I think I understand now
Maybe if you werent anonymous i could tell you if i was ever with you.
But of course with your attitudes it is better i dont know
But of course with your attitudes it is better i dont know
RE: I think I understand now
My apologies, wiser. My reply was meant soley for Hosterrr and her attitude, it was meant not at all for you.
Best of luck to you in finding friends with attitudes far more open and far more caring.
Best of luck to you in finding friends with attitudes far more open and far more caring.
RE: I think I understand now
apology accepted, i am sorry for the confusion. thx for your support
RE: I think I understand now
well John, I just hope you don't have the unfortunate oppertunity of running into "some people" out there, who, will just come right out and say to you: "Oh yes I'm very well off!" Usually and Normally, you want to stay away from those types! And unfortunately they do exist! You see, they are the one's who buy friends with their money, but I'm surprised at the number of people I've seen throughout my lifetime, who have no problem with that, just because they want "acknowledgement, and it also makes them feel important!" :((
RE: I think I understand now
thx hyde ole buddy, it is so true i have ran across many people who like to flaunt their wealth also. i jUSt hope if i ever win the lotterry for a great sum of money i dont become like them. you know what they say about money though.
A FOOL AND HIS MONEY IS SOON PARTED. or
MONEY CANT BUY HAPPINESS
A FOOL AND HIS MONEY IS SOON PARTED. or
MONEY CANT BUY HAPPINESS
RE: I think I understand now to a little wiser now
hey i would like to have a chat if that is possible sometime
may if you will let me know who you are may be i could get in touch with you
may if you will let me know who you are may be i could get in touch with you
Improved the system???
An old Indian chief sat in his hogan on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him."Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances .You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."The Chief nodded in agreement.The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled ..... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
A Doctor, a Lawyer and a Mathematician:-))
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.
The doctor says, "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.
The mathematician says, "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife, you can do some mathematics.
The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.
The doctor says, "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.
The mathematician says, "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife, you can do some mathematics.
RE: Top Picking Lines contest
One can only hope that you know what you are talking about because I sure as fuck don't ...
RE: Top Picking Lines contest
My FatBob reads Shakespeare and Yeats and Byron! He likes to play Snooker and Wack-A-Mole and go Snorkling too! My FatBob is very well-rounded and Tons-O-Fun! :D
RE: Top Picking Lines contest
That makes 2 of us ! :)) Rudra,could you be so kind and share it with us ? Yet I`m not sure I wanna know,you might get more confusing than already.
Time to Party
Hey Chick-a-roos - I'm online, maybe it's time for you to check out a hot new groove that is out of this world. I'm a lot of fun and now I wear pants sometimes in Friends and Family. It's time for us to start my party see you all there!!!
Another feeble attempt at laughter, lol (A joke btw)
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she
married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first
morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of
bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's
clothes and accidentally let out a big fart.
She looked up and said:
"Aww so sowwy...excuse prease, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."
married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first
morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of
bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's
clothes and accidentally let out a big fart.
She looked up and said:
"Aww so sowwy...excuse prease, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."
Will Luke be able to help Leia?
In a little known chapter of the Star Wars epic, Princess Leia got pregnant and was having some difficulty delivering her baby.
She began to wish that her gynecologist was still alive, but had to accept her own brother's assistance during the difficult delivery.
As she was suffering through her most painful final contractions, she shouted her late doctor's name and asked for help, "Help me OB/GYN Kenobi!"
Suddenly a disembodied voice came from beyond the delivery room... (scroll down)
"Use the forceps, Luke."
She began to wish that her gynecologist was still alive, but had to accept her own brother's assistance during the difficult delivery.
As she was suffering through her most painful final contractions, she shouted her late doctor's name and asked for help, "Help me OB/GYN Kenobi!"
Suddenly a disembodied voice came from beyond the delivery room... (scroll down)
"Use the forceps, Luke."
RE: Will Luke be able to help Leia?
Q. Why did the fish blush?
A. Because the sea weed.
;) be careful of making absolute statments.
A. Because the sea weed.
;) be careful of making absolute statments.
RE: Will Luke be able to help Leia?
Is "weed" a euphamism for urinate? I'm not sure I get that joke, actually.
RE: Will Luke be able to help Leia?
weed = pot, some people hold in the smoke as long as they can to take the full effect so they turn red. or blush.
beer
ok, lets hope this works
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PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Release:
The relatively small non-adult catagory just got a lot more exciting!!
After being treated like a piece of sex meat by 1000's of women each day; at the height of his popularity the disturbing but popular host has made an unpresedened move and changed to the Friends and Family catagory.
Well known for his amazing sexual antics and crazed nude dancing he quickly burst on to the scene and at the time of his move he was one of the few remaining sex symbols currently on the web.
Ladies across the globe are currently glued to their computers wondering what this will mean for their cyber-sex lives.
Little information has been released at this time as media outlets are scrambling for any details they can get. It is this reporters opinion that the ladies shouldn't worry too much as a Rockstar as deeply perverted as Chuck isn't going to wake up one day talking about Rainbows and Spidermonkeys. So even if he's chatting about about having lunch with Jesus and acting kind, trust me he's still only got sex on his mind. A.P. Newswire 3.23.06
The relatively small non-adult catagory just got a lot more exciting!!
After being treated like a piece of sex meat by 1000's of women each day; at the height of his popularity the disturbing but popular host has made an unpresedened move and changed to the Friends and Family catagory.
Well known for his amazing sexual antics and crazed nude dancing he quickly burst on to the scene and at the time of his move he was one of the few remaining sex symbols currently on the web.
Ladies across the globe are currently glued to their computers wondering what this will mean for their cyber-sex lives.
Little information has been released at this time as media outlets are scrambling for any details they can get. It is this reporters opinion that the ladies shouldn't worry too much as a Rockstar as deeply perverted as Chuck isn't going to wake up one day talking about Rainbows and Spidermonkeys. So even if he's chatting about about having lunch with Jesus and acting kind, trust me he's still only got sex on his mind. A.P. Newswire 3.23.06
RE: PRESS RELEASE
A minor correction: the reporters have to be objective and not tell their opinions in any of their stories :P So be careful the next time :P
Yes DM, it was funny...but not THAT funny :P
Yes DM, it was funny...but not THAT funny :P
RE: PRESS RELEASE
oh, but if at least they were only as entertaining as chuck. that cat's funny:)
RE: Studios...
If a studio has rooms, fair enough.... if the fellow host is sat right next to you, is not very ideal for a member.
RE: Studios...
not all studios are bad.
i for one have heard many bad things about studios, they take more than a fare share of the models earnings, and are emotionallyand phisically abusive to to the models under them.why? ... because they can be ! some hosts have no choice, so they must put up with it, hope that they get thier pay checks of scraps.
i for one have heard many bad things about studios, they take more than a fare share of the models earnings, and are emotionallyand phisically abusive to to the models under them.why? ... because they can be ! some hosts have no choice, so they must put up with it, hope that they get thier pay checks of scraps.
RE: Studios...
a host is not forced to videochat by a studio. if u dont like the way a studio treats u, then u leave to another one, or try to do it on your own.
RE: Studios...
I laugh my ass when i hear that story "the studio boss force me do that" as the othet said u can just move on no need to stay in a place where u re forced to do things . That is a story made out most by girls who try to sensible men who eat each story and cant think much, maybe an excuse incase there will be something more between them ( a marriage) or to get some money outside site ... i ve worked in studio too and they were good people, even help me out to make on my own (no comision for them) . Might be studios where people are not apreciated by boss but none can force u to do something against your willing and u want to know why? because girls who want to work are a lot they wouldnt want to have someone report them at police or have family on their head ....
RE: Studios...
I don't know how common it is this site. One trend I have noticed are more girls working from home but who still have a boss. The reason I have been given is that the boss owns the name and it is difficult for girls from certain countries to get a new account with some sites.
RE: Studios...
In the case that girl works from home and she rents out a screen name from someone it doesnt mean she has a boss:) She is her boss and she will only pay % to the one who rented the name out.That doesnt make him be her boss, is like he will get maybe 10-20 % from the girl, so now u judge whos the boss? She will come online whenever she wants, she is free to do whatever she wants on her own and She pays him in this case .IS NOT HIM the one to pay her % as it happens in studio where she gets less then him. There is a big difference/ Girl has her own pc, pays her own connection and pays a small % for renting a name to use on her own.
RE: x
in the case she works from home, indeed she doesnt have a 100% boss, but still u have to remember she rented a screen name and the owner sets up some limits in order to prevent a future penalty. So, it is up to her to do whatever she wants in her video, but in the limits required by owner and site, CC is much more severe than other sites, so the owner of the screen name must set up some rules for her, not to crossover the CC rules. So she is not free to do whatever she wants, besides schedule. And yes,it is HIM the one who pays her, the payment for that screen name she rented comes on his bank account, where CC sends the payment. So, there`s not such a big difference, it`s all about the % and rules. Even if she works from home, if she doesnt make at least the minimum ($100) it`s like working from a studio.
to devil
Dear believe me i work from home and i only have to respect CC rules as everyone else does. This doesnt make the guy who rents me the name to be my boss :) CC rules r respected by everyone here ;) So there r no rules imposed to me by the guy who i pay the rent ;) I am totally free to do as i think is best for me and to respect CC rules only which i would have done even from my own account.So pls believe me i got no boss ;) The money i pay the rent is same amount i would pay the bank tax or any other transfer. so this makes me be my own boss;) Now dont get envious
RE: to devil
He is more interested that u obey to the rules because if u get a warning, or a penalty, which may close his studio, and for u it`s not so bad, u only go to another guy and rent a screen name. Ididnt call him a 100% boss. And i explain the differences. U cant call him a friend now, can u? cause u pay him money. And i am not envious at all ;)
to devil
I forgot to tell u that also the so called 'boss' told me that he is not my boss. Lets say u get some refferal money, does that make u be the girls boss from where it comes yr money ?
RE: to devil
And lets not talk about the refferals, lol, u get 10% if the guy registers from your page and spends money, and the screen owner gets 20% of yours...so....we get to talk about few $...not worthy to even mention
RE: to devil
holy moly! 10-20% of all a referred member's money ever spent here goes straight to the referrer?!
i want to be a referrer too. is it difficult?
i want to be a referrer too. is it difficult?
RE: to devil
lol, not at all :d..u just gotta create a website and convince ppl to register through your link
RE: to devil
Does this mean if you only spend your dollars on the host you are referred by, does she still get referral money?
RE: to devil
apparently - and not only what you spend on her, but she gets a cut of the money you ever spend on all other hosts here too.
RE: to devil
any host can make 1000 or 2000 $ per session if she does a good job. So lately i get from my refferal, for example, about 200 or 300 $, and if i had to pay 20% to a studio, that would be 20 or 30 $. that is the reason i suggested not to discuss about refferals because a studio doesnt get that much. The topic was if the studio gets a % from your refferal that makes him the chathost`s boss.That`s not money to make somebody boss.
RE: x
it is a fact that cc gets a percentage of the girls pay plus the boss at studio gets a part of there pay and the hosts get a very small percentage of what they work for.And at any moment the manager of the studio can close it down without notice./ Just thought you should know
to bb
Dont knows whats yr problem girls? So hard for some of u to accept that even girls who works from home and pay some pocket money to the one who has name can have no boss? What r u jealous of?
RE: x
Dont know what r u taling about girl...100 $ i do that if i work one day , dont really understand yr point.
RE: x
Chathosts can make 2000 $ per session if every day online and at the category that suits her best. Fetish and Dungeon are the best categories, just my opynion.
RE: Studios...
I think it depends upon the agreement the girl has with the owner of the screen name. The girls I know get somewhere between 50 to 70 percentage of the money that the site pays out. In some cases, they share internet costs but it varies.
The screen name owner is the one who recieves the money from the sites and then pays it out to the chat host. They also say that the owner will come in to their chat at times to monitor what is going on. They call work their own hours but they still have to earn a certain sum per month or work certain number of hours or they can lose the screen name.
The screen name owner is the one who recieves the money from the sites and then pays it out to the chat host. They also say that the owner will come in to their chat at times to monitor what is going on. They call work their own hours but they still have to earn a certain sum per month or work certain number of hours or they can lose the screen name.
RE: Studios...
maybe i misunderstood you
but 20% is not much, that is true. however CC get 50% then this guy who 'rents'' her this name get 20% so her total cut is $0.30 per us dollar to put up with our crap :O
and to the dumass that says just leave that studio and find another or get something else... that is easy for you to say. try going to that region and get a job. with thier qualifications
but 20% is not much, that is true. however CC get 50% then this guy who 'rents'' her this name get 20% so her total cut is $0.30 per us dollar to put up with our crap :O
and to the dumass that says just leave that studio and find another or get something else... that is easy for you to say. try going to that region and get a job. with thier qualifications
RE: Studios...
because u posted that some studious are abusive.so stop calling names cause u wont stay either to some guy that abuses u, forces u to work and takes your money.
RE: Studios...
I am still suprised that we are not seeing lots of real Chinese hosts. Either from mainland china, Hong Kong or Taiwan. I read where they have broad band cable, a thriving computer industry and they have to have millions upon millions of hotties willing to make a few bucks. Do you think it is the censorship or are the girls too busy making shit for WalMart? Maybe I should go over and start a studio there.
80 Years Old:-))
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father, I'm Jewish." "So then, why are you telling me?" "Because I'm telling everybody!"
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father, I'm Jewish." "So then, why are you telling me?" "Because I'm telling everybody!"
Hunting Accident
Two buddies go duck hunting. They had been hunting for a while when one had to take a dump. So he leans his shotgun up against a fence and goes over to take care of business. Suddenly a strong gust of wind comes along. It blows his shotgun over and it accidentally discharges and shoots him right in the crotch! His buddy freaks out and loads him up in the pickup and starts speeding toward town and the nearest hospital. They finally get him into surgery and he's there for almost four hours. When he wakes up he starts calling for the doctor. The doctor finally comes in and the guy said, "Doc, am I going to O.K.?" The doctor said, "Well, there was a lot of buckshot damage. I was able to repair most of it, but now I think you need to see my brother." The guy said, "Oh, is your brother a doctor, too?" The doctor said, "No, he's a flute player, but he can show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye!"
How strong are you?
Two men in their eighties were talking one day. Joe said to Larry, "You know, when I was twenty, I had an erection that I couldn't bend at all. When I was forty, I had an erection that I could only bend one quarter of the way down, in my sixties I could bend it half the way down. Now that I am Eighty I can bend it all the way down. How much stronger am I going to get?"
What;s for breakfast?
A wife was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast when her husband walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex. Afterwards he asks, "What was that all about?"
She answers "The egg timer's broken!"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex. Afterwards he asks, "What was that all about?"
She answers "The egg timer's broken!"