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thoughts

it disturbs me of late to see the actions
and comments of a Host and several of her
member/friends.

going on comchat, and antagonizing, escalating
and insulting other Hosts and members is
atrocious.

when comments are made in the forum, they
simply amazingly disappear.

I dont know who you think you are fooling,
but it makes you look like what youre doing
is causing problems, then when someone looks,
it looks like youre innocent, and someone else
is at fault.

is this about you being jealous of other women?
dont have what it takes to get one on your own?
so you have to resort ot old hooker tricks to
make money?

what does that say about your "friends"?
suckers and worse to allow themselves to
be suckered into being your "white knight"
and defending a helpless old woman.

that is a joke.
and so is the host, and the members that
stick up for her, antagonize and bully and worse,
members, and sadly other Hosts.

grow up you chickensh!ts.
if she has to resort to such behaviour,
makes you wonder why... money? looks? vanity?
she has to make herself look better by tearing
others down?
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RE: thoughts

does it really suprise you that this can be found on a site like this though? after all it's mostly about the visual, then the ego, then perhapse some emotion. it's sad and true to fund such nonsense here. but i truely believe in payback.. the kind that takes care of its self... oneof my personal thoughts/sayings in situations like that is... karma, she's my favorite bitch in constant motion :D... i think it's great you called those people out though. they know who they are... try not to fret too much and just remember... karma ;) xoxo csquirts

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Yeah I love kharma!! She took care of an exgirlfriend for me, lol.

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does it really suprise you that this can be found on a site like this though? after all it's mostly about the visual, then the ego, then perhapse some emotion. it's sad and true to fund such nonsense here. but i truely believe in payback.. the kind that takes care of its self... oneof my personal thoughts/sayings in situations like that is... karma, she's my favorite bitch in constant motion :D... i think it's great you called those people out though. they know who they are... try not to fret too much and just remember... karma ;) xoxo csquirts

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CS CS, so good she posted it twice!

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At least if things are said in commchat whether by host or member they have to use their names and can't hide as "Anonymous"

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Have you seen the viewer named "Anonymous"?

Look out for him, he exists..... ;)

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RE: thoughts

Sounds to me like someone who got caught stalking a host in there. LOL

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lol oops sorry 'bout the double postie :P... but i believe if you read the original post, and *understood*, you would see there is a host with a li'l gang of members beating up on other hosts and members. so to avoid being added to that picked on group, they remain anon... i think the person with the problem is the one being called out.... hmmm deep thoughts there lol... cyber bullies on a porn site are pathetic. get over yourselves! wow i can tongue lash someone with my online persona, (i'm so awesome! let me stroke my ego 'til i get so wound up i can stroke myself!)... do people know how transparent they really are when they are such jerks? oh wait too self involved to notice... :P xoxo cs

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cs, you're the coolest :D

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A question for anyone

When in Community Chat, you click ignore a certain screenname, does the person you ignore know you have clicked the ignore button on them?
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RE: A question for anyone

No, they have no idea whether or not you clicked the ignore button. But, if there is a "negative" conversation where several members are picking on one member, then they will eventually conclude that "the one" they are onto, is not responding, and therefore is on ignore. Now for the moment thats fine with "him." Howerever once back in the comchat, he may have to click the ignore again, or click it every time he's in there. Actually this is a very good feature, and without it, many members and hosts would always be at "each other's throats!

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It's all about the Benjamins...

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RE: A question for anyone

That has never happened to me, personally.

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I don't understand why there is an ignore button in the first place. A person shouldn't need such a button. All they have to do is ignore unwanted conversations.

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As you suggest, I tend to ignore the conversations I'm not interested in.
I use the ignore button for people that fill the screen with emoticons so I can't find any conversation I might be having.

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I was referring to PMs sent to me. When I click ignore, they stop, but does the person sending the PMs see a message that they have been ignored?

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no, don't see anything differently

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Why isnt there a Ignore-All button egh?

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curious...

i don't mean to harsh too hard on anyone else's good time, but man, this place has really gotten the better of me.... gotten it and obliterated it....
i'm curious to know how many members here feel like their realtionships with women have been changed for the worse for having spent time here...
i mean profoundly changed... changed in a way that makes you feel like the better part of your soul has been ripped away from you, leaving you numb or bitter about the things you once held as ideal and most important...
changed in a way that just makes you fucking ache...
...are there others here who feel that way too?
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RE: curious...

It's an excellent question; the problem is most people here are not going to take your question seriously. Maturity is greatly lacking on this site, and unfortunately you will have to expect "silly, ludicrous, and joking replies to what you have asked." Be prepared 'curious guy' for an onslaught of replies that bear no meaning at all to your very good question! Just a friendly warning.....

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RE: curious...

actually, i'd look at in the exact opposite light: what you believed to be true before you came to this site (or others like it) is probably totally wrong. you probably believed that a great part of life was about finding a beautiful, smart lifelong soulmate and having kids, living in the white picket fence, etc. etc. well, this happens in the movies. in reality, we are just products of evolution. men want to fuck as many hot women as possible (and also possibly have children); women want to find a man to provide for her and her children. typically they will choose the wealthiest man that meets their other minimum requirements - as they should! there are exceptions to these generalizations, of course, but that's the basic idea. religion, society, feminists, etc. have tried to convince you that you should strive for the "movie romance" version of life and that you should feel bad if, in fact, you really just want to fuck hot chicks. well, it just ain't so. so, don't feel bad. go out and have a hell of a good time and reject the bill of goods that society's trying to thrust upon you. you should have close friends - both men and women - that nourish your social life. and you should have women that you date and fuck. (by the way, girls from this site are a good source if you travel a lot.) and these groups aren't always mutually exclusive. but, don't feel bad for just wanting to fuck hotties - and don't feel bad for segregating your life accordingly. otherwise, you can buy the myth... and end up old, shackled and quite bitter. party on, dude... it's a cliche, but you only get one chance at life.

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RE: curious...

That is a lot of writing!

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RE: curious...

I just read an article 2 days ago about studies being done on porn addicts. It would seem that porn has a significant effect on the brain to the point of causing actual brain damage. I'll see if I can still find and post it here.

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RE: curious...

Being here for the last 2 months as a viewer has taught me a few things, that's for sure.
How values of personality, charm, humour, kindness, attentiveness score every time over looks, tits, and ass. My dick and I just lose interest unless i can connect in chat first.
In the real world this site has reduced my effort in finding a real girl. When i am out boozing at the bar, instead of pushing myself to speak to the girls as i used to, now i simply don't bother coz i know i can have some sexy fun on CC when i get home. This is not good!

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RE: curious...

In 5 years as a member, although this has been a learning experience to a degree, I'm the same guy I was when I joined. 5 years older, but basically the same. It is convenient, affordable adult entertainment. An escape from the stress of daily life.

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50 yrs sexually strong

An old couple is having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about twenty minutes.

Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching, thinks, "This was truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is."

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Well, fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."


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RE: 50 yrs sexually strong

Shocking! ;-)

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Is it just me or are posterss memories becoming very very short term. Usually it was at least a month or more before people started repeating jokes, now it seems to be days. Could this be a reflection on the over all banalness of the forums these days, where before general discussion and informed (or uninformed) debate was the norm and copy 'n' pasted jokes the exception? Are we being dumbed down?

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RE: 50 yrs sexually strong

it's completely possible that we don't all spend every waking hour here scrutinizing all the posts...as maybe you do. i never saw it before and enjoyed it!

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RE: 50 yrs sexually strong

the earlier version is a couple of pages down, Mar 31

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I've just posted few days ago, but its still good...LOL

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Nope, it's not only you.. I read the begining, then jump and the end, saves me loads of time lol

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Psy I do the same lol. You can usually figure out what the joke was without all the reading :D

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vrdina

any one been with here? is she good
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RE: vrdina

Spasibo!

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ME

i am on this site 24 hours a day (almost) and 7 days a week. i dont have to work. i only talk to those that are my good and best friends in virtual, tht means not real life=lol. i have friends who are only names on a screen, cause i have never really seen them in person. i am popular cause i spend much of my time watching hosts. i am a wanker. who am I?
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poppa, is that you?:(
momma said she would make you pork roast and medallion onions if you would just unlock the door to the study and come out for a while.
i worry about you, poppa. i miss when we used to play frisbee:(

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yer momma? :P~

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ur warchant

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Can't be gete, he spends to much time in the Gym

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Real Men, usually do work out and sometimes go to bush in the outback. Thats an expression for 'roughing it outdoors.' Real Men, do not spend 24/7 on an internet chat site, as they have better things to do with their life and their time! Gete just happens to be one of those Real Men; and gentlemen like him, are few and far between!

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little self promotion gete??? lol he spends more time on here than he wants people to know which is why he hasseveal names. wanker's gym is more like it lol

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oh u two smart lol. i taught i could fool everyboby but i naufgt. :(

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RE: ME

cant fool a fool, ME!!! lol

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RE: ME

how the hell did i get dragged into this bullshit

you need lives people
sheesh
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What goes around comes around warchant.

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'you need lives people sheesh.' did you ever think just for a moment war, that it's not other people 'who need lives', but it's YOU who definitely needs to Get a Life!!!!! and quit bothering others with chilidish acquisitions!!!!! If you are in dire need of a PlayPen, surely one can be provided to thee ;) no charges either ;)

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childish "acquisitions"?? loooool i think ur next "acqusition" needs to be a dictionary and then sit down and learn to read it. and yes, that is an "accusation" lol

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RE: ME

and ozie if you think for one second i don't know that queensland is you, think again you insane woman

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RE: ME

the question was asked you was the ovious answer

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RE: ME

Well then Anne, if you and warchant are truly in love, what are you both doing constantly chatting with each other on a website? If the feeling is mutual, then both of you should go see each other and be with one another! It's the logical answer don't you think? Don't you think it'a bit strange to always be "virtual" with someone you connect with? May I suggest that both of you make arrangements to meet, be together, and leave the CC behind you?! Of course I'm just making a logical assumption, and fully realize that CC can at times, be very distant from being "logical." Damn I'd make a good Spock! +:)

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RE: ME

Dearest Anne, I have never called you annie=lol......and furthermore I would never give you a 'bad comment.' Now, some Constructive Criticism, Yes of course! Or some Positive Advice, sure, Ok! And No, you won't hear me jump on with the bad comments, so lets leave that to some 'low lifes' that we both know! As for friends and lovers, Ok fair enough; so you both can always be "virtual best friends," no one is going to take that away from either of you least of all me, nor would I want to......that being said I can't believe I was actually trying to give you both some positive advice; so I stuck my neck out and did it anyway....Kudo's for me.... :) If you guys want to be permanent fixtures of CC for eternity, then so be it! I guess I have always liked to have or create alternatives in my life, but thats just me, and I won't say anymore on this subject, unless seriously confronted......so consider it closed! Let me just say that I never, ever, went looking for enemies on this site, but when insulted, or when confronted, of course it's only natural to defend oneself, even against a virtual street gang! I'm very sorry that "some people" are simply unable "to step down from their high horse," no matter the consequences!

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one thing about gete, your lies never end shall i chronicle in public the crimes you have committed agains me

yeah i should starting with you and ozie spending callin my wife in pvt, you do remember that don't you

and the lie you telling this past november, you remember that don't you

and now this new lie.........nice job boy

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a life ............get fast !!!!!

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keep them coming gete, you idiot, liar
i would say some other things but cc will never post them
sheesh

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you never went looking for enemies, i;m sorry repeat for everyone what you spent two days in incessant pvt messages with your friend ozie calling my wife .............tell us all gete
now this nonsense with the two of you has been going on for a year and a half.................positive advice from you
not likely

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He spends 24/7 on a website and he has a wife? roflmfao

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24/7
huh
perhaps you are stupid i am here a couple of hours a day
sheesh
guess i am just bigger than life

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BIGGER? , NO FECKIN WAY

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RE: ME

then why you so obsessed with me

hahhaaahhahhahahahaa

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RE: ME

I haven't got the faintest clue what you're on about war, nobody here has, including you my dear fellow ..

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and ur NOT here, Anonymous??? lol

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Anne, all I can say is that you promote your own cultural confusion, and thats too bad, you just don't get it. In the meantime let me recount what "Emily Latella" use to say, and it applies to you as well..........NEVERMIND!........lol.......Have a good one!

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gete a/k/a mr hyde and lol, you and oxie have carried on a campaign for 1.5 yrs ad you the blind follower you are never got how riciciulous it was. and btw how has it gone for the two of you so far

oh right, not well
now what they WIFI in the bush or is the bush you wre gonna a few weeks in just the one in your living room

are ya having,fun because i am starting to
hahahhahahhahaha

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poor dame

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RE: want to say goodbye

Goodbye, and best wishes for all that you do in all of your endeavors!

I hope your problem is solved soon! :)

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Goodbye VIO and hope your problems are solved quickly

*kisses*

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i wish annie would leave to! oh thts right forgot about her .. lol

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Awww, and you're leaving without ever having leggo'd my Eggo. :(
That's okay, I suppose - But only if you promise to clear up your problem quickly so you can put all your energy into caring for my Eggo as if it were your very own. :P
Good luck, DEEPVIOLET - In all you ever choose to do. :D

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See yah....

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see ya wouldnt want to be ya :P

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bye DV hon.. get ur problems solved and come on back ;) xoxo csquirts

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i'm staying on CC cus i have a problem.
but i hope everything works out well for you Violet
i should still be here to ignore you when you return (K)
stay safe babe

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to my little jellybean

romantic
leaving little love notes on your pillow
crazy
leaving love notes on your bedroom wall
psychotic
leaving love notes on your bedroom wall, in blood

romantic
giving you a dozen red roses
crazy
giving you a dozen blue roses
psychotic
leaving you a dozen red roses with hands still attached

romantic
sending you a singing telegram
crazy
sending you a tap dancing telegram
psychotic
sending you the tap dancer as a giant marrionette puppet

romantic
buying you a ring
crazy
buying you a goldfish
psychotic
setting fire to your neighborhood
singing burning down the house
then building you a lego house

romantic
walking in the moonlight with you
crazy
playing hide and seek with you in the moonlight
psychotic
chasing you with a chainsaw, in the moonlight
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my little jellybean is
great to talk to
everyday she makes me smile
everyday she is sweet
totally
happy
Anonymous for now

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peewee! you sappy sack of unmentionables
come on, spit it out!
i saw her first!
geetha is mine!!!
:P:P:P

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am i coward?

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RE: to my little jellybean

geetha i tink u like veronica xoxo

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RE: Serious Problem !!!

u realli have a serious problem
lol
;))

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RE: Serious Problem !!!

well, at least you're still able to log onto the internet and post inane shit in this forum ... gee, just think how bad off you would be if you couldn't bore the crap out of CC members ...

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lol lol

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RE: white tags

There is really a cure for that....dont wear panties..:P

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

Hmmm...the perfect woman:
Well I like her to have a great sense of humor, outgoing,
I want to share some of the same interests but learn from eachother as well. I love looking in a girls eyes. I like blondes, and dark haired girls too. I like a nice healthy figure but for her to be shorter than me. I want someone that appreciates being treated well and has a daring side too. Most importantly i want someone who will smile tenderly on the rare occasion that i let her out of her cage for a walk. I guess i can see perfection in everyone.

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

my perfect woman would be a loving piece of meat for me to use at my will. sort of like a puppy dog just begging for my attention. but well trained so she'd leave me alone when i was done with her. but still so loyal loving and obediant... oh wait... did you mean guys literally? oops :o lol xoxo cs

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

For sure both.

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

You are absolutely right. :)

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

The perfect woman exists in mind only... after all, no body is perfect. :p

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

a little older, has a sense of humor, maturity...good listner, and not afraid to share her true feelings..Enjoys things outdoors, or a quiet night by the fire

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

No one is perfect. And I do not care to spend time with any woman who may think she is perfect.

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

Intelligence has to come high up the list for me..........they can have the prettiest face, the most perfect body, be a complete sexaholic........but I would still get bored if they couldn't string a decent sentace together, hold a conversation or have an opionion that they are able to verbalise :).........but pretty face and sexy body AND intelligence........oh almost forgot..............gotta have a sense of humour too........thats not askng for too much is it ? :)

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The Perfect woman:-))

Will not think injurys involving my testicles are funny.

Will not touch the remote control.

Will maintain a horizontally accesible attitude.

Will be neither metabolically overachieved or skeletally prominent.

Will not be overly susceptible to marketing ploys when shopping.

Will be microwave compatible.

Will hear me the first time.

Will not leave the Nair bottle that looks like a shampoo bottle in the shower.

Will not make me hold her purse in the mall.

Will not ask questions she already knows the answer to.

Will not think it's funny to provoke large, dangerous looking felons when we're in a bar.

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

mmmmm, my favourite girl is a very hot brunette living in Canada,26 years old, called Elsy! Looks a bit as a geisha, from the movie Memoirs of a geisha!
Thanks God for the Oceans! LOL

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

200KGS, feet smell worse than my tackle box, unshaved underarms,missing teeth,pink spandex with lots of rolls overhanging,must know how to cook TV dinners and remember that the sink is for collecting dishes....not washing them.

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RE: How is the perfect woman 4 guys?

A woman who knows what her ass is for ;)

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RE: song game game

Classic song by Donnie Osmond:

"Can't stop whackin'
Plop, plop, plop,
Somebody better get me a mop,
Yeah baby, wack, wack, wack,
Spanking away when you turn your back,

Can't stop wacking,
Squirt, Squirt, Squirt,
Thinking of you in that tight, short, skirt
Yeah Baby, wack, Wack, wack,
I'll Spank it again, when I see your crack

Can't stop wacking,
Spray, Spray, Spray,
In a puddle of love, I will lay,
Yeah Baby, wack, wack, wack
I'll do it again when I see your rack."
Yeah.

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"one night upon my motorcycle
through the desert sped
and smashed my body so bad
all my friends thought i was dead
my sister held me close
and whispered to my bleeding head............."

c'mon, cs, tell me - what did she whisper?:P
if you know, it's a done deal - we're soul mates like two souls have never done ever been soul mates ever before. :P~~

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had to step away.... ...You are the son of a mother fucker... vegas here we go? :P HA HA HA HA!

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i was goin around the corner doin 90....
when the chain on my motorcycle broke....
i skidded along the grass....
with the kickstand up my ass.....
and my titties playin dixie on the spokes.

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Postponed

To all the ladies that have been sending e-mails today. I am sorry but my Sunday "Big Mac Attack" show is being postponed for now.
Mother has the flu and I can't get online for more than 5 minutes without her yelling that she needs something. The good news is I was watching the news and the weather man said it was going to be super steamy and humid on my hot show later...so stay moist and keep checkin' back. Chuck Out!
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Please tell your mother that I hate her.

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i hope mother11 gets better soon.
kiss...

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I'm not sure that I'm following the meaning of this thread.

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doomed doomed doomed! Muahhahahahha

this has been a test of your Intelligence.
you have sadly failed!
the human race is DOOMED!

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RE: doomed doomed doomed! Muahhahahahha

:O

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RE: doomed doomed doomed! Muahhahahahha

The human race was doomed ever since they learned to walk upright, make tools and invent the chia pet, American Football, halloween costumes for dogs and those weird dangling things people hang from their rear view mirrors ... God must be kicking himself for elevating the ape as master of the planet rather than the ring-tailed lemur ...

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this forum...

this forum is getting strange......i know it can be fun to be strange but there has to be limits......i dont read the messages here to become confused and frightened........i read to become enlightened about the different ways people enjoy looking at pretty ladies........so stop the strangeness
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RE: this forum...

Different "strokes" for different folks, my friend. We all have different tastes.
Just skip the ones that "confuse" you and stick to those wonderful posts that rehash old 80's song lyrics...we are a diverse community (both humans and magical bears) and free speech is one beautiful thing!!
I'm quite sure you would bore the hell out of me if I had to speak with you for any length of time, and in turn I would probably "frighten" you as well, but we are both probably pretty good people at heart. That's why it is nice to know that you can just stop reading a post when you start to get "confused" and move on to the next one.
See you in the woods, Stanley & Jenkins

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i do like devo.....and i like gummy bears too for that matter....but bears that talk and can cast spells and stuff?...you got to be kidding me if you say that doesnt make you want to crawl under your bed and suck your thumb......free speech is beautiful....but only when i understand what is being said....i really do try to understand things though....i am good people its true....but when the headaches start and i pass out from the effort it starts getting not so fun no more.....can we please just talk about pretty eyes and shapely hips?....pretty please?

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bah puny earthling!
no humor!
when I come to take over the world,
people with no sense of humor are zapped first!

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see now...you just made me pee myself.....i hope your happy

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I completely agree with you member. I too read the forums to become enlightened about the different ways people enjoy looking at pretty ladies.....For me I enjoy looking at pretty ladies with my pants off while i'm eating a huge bowl of corn. This is a pleasure for me.

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RE: this forum...

thank you sts........i enjoy the company of people who enjoy talking about the things that i like to talk about too........if only all the other people would stop being selfish and start talking about the things sensible people like us enjoy talking about this forum would be a better place

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Thank you member. I hear exactly where your coming from brother. All these freaks and their freaky confusing talk. It should be about us and the ladies. Yeah, for me when I'm watching the ladies I like to dress up in a fireman's uniform and I spank myself till my asscheeks are literally raw. Thats the stuff!!

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RE: this forum...

thank you amen....i admire greatly your inventiveness and your saucy flogging of your heiney....im in the process of acquiring a hazmat suit and a tank of helium myself....ive had the want to play a little round of "lets quarantine the naughty chipmunk" with the aid of my favorite host for quite some time now.....any day now ill be all ready to go.....im very much excited about it all

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RE: this forum...

I agree thanks for standing up for us normal guys. I like to look at the ladies too. Usually i view them at the waterpark through my binoculars.

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and thank you for your support daveroo....i enjoy the waterpark too....with one of those swank fbi windbreakers and my binoculars.....and sometimes with a brass pocket telescope and a pirate hat....wow this really is the stuff.....thanks guys

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RE: this forum...

"A huge bowl of corn." Do you mean popcorn?

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Well i think member is just normal and saying "what the fuck yo" my first time here its been 1 min and im saying the same thing! Be cool guys

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well life is strange, but if you must know,
i watch the ladys here with one hand in the keybaord

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RE: this forum...

This thread is so hot I am not sure I can stop from jerking off...wait....I can't stop myself from puking....wait.....I can't stop from shittng myself....wait

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<<i read to become enlightened about the different ways people enjoy looking at pretty ladies........so stop the strangeness>>

Funny... you ask to stop the strangeness, and talk about pretty ladies, and yet this entire thread is about exactly what you don't want to read.

I think the forum is the same as it has always been... and I've been here awhile. Anything that doesn't interest me, I don't read; or if I do, I don't respond to it if it's stuff I don't care about.

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RE: this forum...

you got me.......im nothing but a strange guy myself who posed as a pissy normal to rile up even more delicious strangeness.....i was bored and the censors were letting messages fly...i had to take advantage......now please stop subjecting me to your damnable logical-like thinking-head-thing...its making the fun go away

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RE: this forum...

well truth be told i actually just wear the fireman's hat...sometimes I lay inside my empty inflated pool - well it used to be empty.

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RE: this forum...

Yes, I must admit today has been quite a nice day...certainly one to be recorded and tucked away deep inside the "anals" of free speech. Amen.

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my contest

O.K. - The first 5 hosts that do a short free cam session (they can be non-nude) wins one of these lovely ceramic penguins that I am holding in my hand. Good Luck.
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RE: my contest

and I will supply you free bananas every Tuesday.
bert for president
"because the world couldn't get any worse"

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Clarification

Sorry,
this contest is not open to small animals of any kind or Chuck11

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RE: my contest

OK you get teh cam and naked - hope there are other requests

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Are you out there?

I am new to this great webcam community. There are so many incredible girls to choose from. Are you out there, that special girl that I seek? I want someone who is pretty and sweet. Someone outgoing and tender, who I can just sit and talk to for hours. I want to really get to know the person you are and then explore each other more. I want a girl with a loving smile, someone who isn't afraid to light one of her own farts on camera then sit back and share stories of her hometown. Are you out there?
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RE: Are you out there?

I learned the hard way that you need to be very careful or you can burn yourself very badly.

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RE: Are you out there?

yes, fart lighting has its downfalls and hidden benefits... you can burn your ass if it's a long one :P good for those of you with hairy asses though... cinge away those dingle berry makers HA HAHA HA! LOL! xoxo cs

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RE: Are you out there?

i guess there r lots of nice girls here but u just need to find the one that is good 4 u..

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what i learned today

today i learned that the term "asschomper" is typically an insult, and I also discovered that the little known tribe (or pack) of magical bears really does exist!
Take this wisdom and use it to your advantage.
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RE: what i learned today

Do the bears respond to commands?

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E.T.

E.T. is an illegal alien.
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RE: E.T.

big whoop

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RE: E.T.

galoshes

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RE: E.T.

Leave the dude alone and pick on someone your own size ferret boy.

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RE: E.T.

If I'm not mistaken E.T. had a temporary work Visa and was only in the U.S. for a few months back in 1982.

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RE: E.T.

so is Superman if you really think about it

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RE: E.T.

you must be angry!

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RE: E.T.

yes, but unlike these local criminals
E.T.
wants to go home:D

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RE: E.T.

i wonder if it smells

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decision

Well, I thought long and hard about and I decided to come back.
I just felt like I had no real identity when I was away.
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RE: decision

Good to have you back buddy, we missed you

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RE: decision

big whoop

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RE: decision

I have it :)

Your ass is mine

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RE: decision

Wrong thread. Look down. :)

V V V V V

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RE: decision

No.
I like your reply sitting here better. :P

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RE: decision

And if you stay Anonymous you have no identity here either!

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RE: decision

BS!

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my ass

my ass has decided to go wandering again.
if someone sees it, please let it know i miss it.
things are just not the same without my ass...
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RE: my ass

Sorry,I was borrowing your ass, but it was much to large for me, so you may have it back.

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RE: my ass

I am currently f*cking your ass. I am sure you will love the new asshole I ripped for you.

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RE: my ass

See...this is exactly why my late Uncle Floyd used to say "watch your ass you little freak" whenever I would visit.

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RE: my ass

cryptic songs on my answering machine from my ass.
on the road again
just a gigolo

should I worry?
will my ass ever come back home to me?

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To Bookwyrm

I am living in a trailer outside of Scranton, Ohio. I met a retired dancer named Gloria who took me in out of the rain and had me drunk by noon on straight burbon. I will only consider coming back home based on these two conditions:
1. You start doing a better job of keeping me clean, and no more generic toilet paper.
2. Please stop exposing me to the mailman.
thanks,
your ass.

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RE: To Bookwyrm

ohio eh?
how long has this been going on?

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RE: To Bookwyrm

oh, yeah...and NEVER under any circumstance will there be any sort of repeat of your drunken "experiment" of Dec. 12th. I don't even want to see your special friend Gary again!! No F***ing way!

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RE: To Bookwyrm

Gary?!?!
Gary is my imaginary friend from years ago.
hes back? and hes meeting with my ass?

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RE: To Bookwyrm

better than a detatchable penis no?

- Missile King Lyrics - Detachable Penis Lyrics

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

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RE: To Bookwyrm

first the beasties, now king missile?
holy crap... if you post some flaming lips lyrics next, i think i may just have to marry you! :P

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RE: To Bookwyrm

I bet she don't use jelly...

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detachable penis
excellent song
I have it
listen to it every so often

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A novel idea from a great American forefather

"Whosoever shall be guilty of rape, polygamy, or sodomy with a man or woman, shall be punished; if a man, by castration, a woman, by boring through the cartilage of her nose a hole of one half inch in diameter at the least"

-- Your hero and mine, Thomas Jefferson, in the Virginia Bill number 64, 18 June 1779
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RE: A novel idea from a great American forefather

ahhh
i wonder what life would be like if the enforced half the laws that they create

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RE: when? to INYF

The particular bacteria you are referring to is called "Pseudomonas" and is commonly found on U.S. currency. A large amount of the bacteria can cause soft tissue infection, diarrhea, and respiratory infections.

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RE: when? to INYF

I have been accused of a lot of things but never before of causing
diarrhea.

Another skill I can now list on my cv :)

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RE: when? to INYF

You avoided her question

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I did but ........

..... that isn't a new skill and I already have it listed on my cv.

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Help

http://www.englishjet.com/english_courses_files/test_cambridge_first_certificate.asp
I got them all right without the #4.
Any ideas?
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RE: Help

If you are looking for the answer to Question 4 Kinky a possible answer is

"not as expensive as"

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RE: Help

Was?

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RE: Help

yeaaaaaaaaaaa
u r my friend ty very much :)

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RE: Help

That test ain't right. I filled it in all correctie and it said I missed 5.
What the dealio?
And why do they spell "check" all funny?

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RE: Help

It is right :)
I finally got them 25 out of 25 :)
Wanted to try another one but got so many clients :)
And our couple room was so busy the last 1 hour.
Ty CC

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RE: xxx

not so many people come here to see "friends&Family" you are a cute girl, but it is hard in non-adult unless you dance and do really hot shows like Chuck. Good Luck...it is just a slow day

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Because .............

........ all the members on here are crazy DeepViolet :)

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RE: Because .............

lol I am the craziest :P

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RE: xxx

Well I came to see you Olga, more than once in fact. But you seemed disinterested/distracted/busy elsewhere - so I stopped. Shame really - the first time was great.

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The cowboy without a horse:-))

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.
He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"
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RE: The cowboy without a horse:-))

And I also liked that one too. thanks Alex :D

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FLOWER ..........

......... If your a female host or member then thank you so much for the kisses :)

Hell who am I kidding if your a male member or host then thank you for the kisses. Guys like me can't be to fussy lol.

Kisses back :)

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come and play? You can watch me rub my bald head with butter while I dance to my Tom Jones tape. You will dig this adventure

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Unfortunately I am ........

......... a margarine man myself :D

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Are you a flower ..........

........ named after a colour?

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