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hosts only...:)
What do u look for when u buy a toy?...what u like or what u think guys viewing your video will care for?.....Have though of this before, and asked few times, and amazing how may different answeres i have gotten, so here is chance to get real opinion...:)...honest ansers only please
RE: hosts only...:)
ok, when I look for a toy, I want to make sure it lasts a long time. it takes a licken and keeps a ticken.
next, price and usage. will it go the distance and last?
then I choose carefully, and then, its always the duck with the
largest bottom. it wont bobble around in the tub as much!
next, price and usage. will it go the distance and last?
then I choose carefully, and then, its always the duck with the
largest bottom. it wont bobble around in the tub as much!
RE: hosts only...:)
Evil who are u i searched but this isnt your name...:)
might be interested in seeing u, ...let me know who u are if u want?
might be interested in seeing u, ...let me know who u are if u want?
RE: hosts only...:)
Personally,I think toys are no fun when you use `em alone,but if you really wanna get one and it`s your 1st one,get something small and soft...As for what people will think while watching you - I`m sure they`ll enjoy it,but the most important part is that you enjoy it. Have fun ..;)
RE: hosts only...:)
didnt need advice, was just asking opopins...but thank for advice, but i will never use anal beads....hehe
RE: hosts only...:)
and a happy buzz is a good buzz
something that preferably lasts all night, and well
into the next week !
something that preferably lasts all night, and well
into the next week !
RE: hosts only...:)
He he ,curious mind :)) Are U a girl or horny boy? Becasue if IU are a boy, BEST TOY FOR ME U have betwen your legs:))
RE: hosts only...:)
Me wants some of that too:D Can u girls recommend a good online order site from Romania...u know, the kind that doesnt send u an unwrapped one or that doesnt say on the package "dildo for multiple clitorian orgasms"?:)
RE: hosts only...:)
I'm looking for hard stuff in a soft skin ;)! I had very good dildo with a good size and shape but it's torn now :(...
RE: has anyone?
Hmm and who are you then?Just I asked if you were pace or not cos I have noticed the message under this one.:)As I remember someone already posted in my personal forum with such a sign "fan" and I asked him who he was.But still no answer:(
has anyone??
has anyone ever thought of just ending it all?i mean have things gone so bad and so wrong in ones life that the thought of ending it came across the mind?or am i the only one?just curious.
RE: has anyone??
My nephew had those thoughts. He was highly successfull in taking care of it. God's speed Justin
RE: has anyone??
there are various reasons why those thoughts would occur in someones life. various reasons as to why you would cross over that very thin line.
from 1 moment of life, to the next of death...
things change, and in death, you never do get that chance.
from 1 moment of life, to the next of death...
things change, and in death, you never do get that chance.
RE: has anyone??
I never thought about before you post. Now that I think about it...life is just not worth living. I am going to end it all. I will be the first man on earth to masturbate to death. Since I will not be alive next month I don't care how much I charge against my credit card. I will do hours and hours of videos with Instant Action hootchies until my dick falls off or I die of dehydration. Thanks man for showing me the way...you dork.
RE: has anyone??
my dad actually did it...i used to think i would do it too...then i talked to someone about it...right now...i am having the thoughts again :(
RE: has anyone??
Sir, I talked to you only once.I do not want you to come to my room.I want you to be healthy and happy, for yourself.
Read at the beginning at www.bachcentre.com Go to find a person who has them to sell, they are very cheap and very helpfull!
You might feel weel from the first day! And you will enjoy life again!
God bless you!
Read at the beginning at www.bachcentre.com Go to find a person who has them to sell, they are very cheap and very helpfull!
You might feel weel from the first day! And you will enjoy life again!
God bless you!
RE: has anyone??
Thought of it too many times years ago ... only one time i thought"im ready " to do it ... i didnt actually do it , it is need for courage to end your life u dont need any courage to keep yourself alive... its starnge i still have in my mind exactly that day when i was ready to do it ... now after years im not laughing about it and still have moments i feel im given too much to carry on my back but if years ago i would have end my life i surely lose many things that made me happy after .... so now i prefer to take life as it is , good or bad , i need to see this theater till end not to leave in midle of it
RE: has anyone??
Would you guys quit talking about killing yourselves please?! You're all a bunch of fuckin babies! Just live your lives, nobody ever promised it was going to be a cakewalk! Cripes!
RE: has anyone??
<<Would you guys quit talking about killing yourselves please?! You're all a bunch of fuckin babies!>>
No one here is talking about it in the present, and having thoughts about it has nothing to do with being "fuckin babies." When someone you love decides to kill themselves (and it's rather a common occurance...see my post below), you might find your words are out-of-line.
No one here is talking about it in the present, and having thoughts about it has nothing to do with being "fuckin babies." When someone you love decides to kill themselves (and it's rather a common occurance...see my post below), you might find your words are out-of-line.
RE: has anyone??
From the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention:
Over 30,000 people in the United States kill themselves every year.
Currently, suicide is the 11th leading cause of death in the U.S.
There are more than four male suicides for every female suicide, but twice as many females as males attempt suicide.
White men over 50 who make up less than a quarter of the population are responsible for almost 40 percent of all suicides.
Suicide is the third leading cause of death among all those 1524 years old.
Over 30,000 people in the United States kill themselves every year.
Currently, suicide is the 11th leading cause of death in the U.S.
There are more than four male suicides for every female suicide, but twice as many females as males attempt suicide.
White men over 50 who make up less than a quarter of the population are responsible for almost 40 percent of all suicides.
Suicide is the third leading cause of death among all those 1524 years old.
RE: has anyone??
if u have time to research this topic u need help or a life., when i see all post here, i thjink the latter is answere....get a life, quit looking for reasons....
RE: has anyone??
<<if u have time to research this topic u need help or a life., when i see all post here, i thjink the latter is answere....get a life, quit looking for reasons....>>
LOL. You apparently have time to read my answer, so what does that say about you?
FYI, it took all of a minute to research my answer using Google.
LOL. You apparently have time to read my answer, so what does that say about you?
FYI, it took all of a minute to research my answer using Google.
RE: has anyone??
<<Suicide is the third leading cause of death among all those 1524 years old.>>
LOL... I would want to commit suicide if I was 1524 years old too.
That should read 15 to 24 years. ;)
LOL... I would want to commit suicide if I was 1524 years old too.
That should read 15 to 24 years. ;)
RE: has anyone??
as much as u beg for attention, u should end it, or get a life. quit being imature
RE: has anyone??
Yes is the answer. Had a serious health problem a few years ago, excruciating pain, no quality of life. But i decided to hang in there, damn it, this is my time, my era on earth, no need to cut it short.
Glad i did, health has improved, feel great now, so grateful. Time changes everything, for better or worse, so hang in there, be curious to see what is around the next corner.
Glad i did, health has improved, feel great now, so grateful. Time changes everything, for better or worse, so hang in there, be curious to see what is around the next corner.
RE: has anyone??
I don't think this is the place to seek medical advice with regard tho your physical or mental well being. And over the years, sudicide has ranked in the Top 10 causes of death in the US. So if your post is really serious, I suggest you seek a medical professional trained in dealing with these specific issues.
RE: to my princess
Coz we all saw u at the weekend wearing that gown and tiara...oopppsss...was that meant to b a secret? ;P
RE: to my princess
<<I whould kill to drink your bath water>>
Poetry and sweet words seem to escape you.
Poetry and sweet words seem to escape you.
RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
dear shy girl,
I have helped several girls come to the USA. It all depends on what type of visa you get. The main issue is financial support. A type of working visa like a J1 you will support yourself with work for summer. For a fiancee visa you will need letter of support from your fiancee. For tourist visa (b1/b2) you will need show registration where you are staying and some cash. (Typically 500 dollars depending on length of stay) Most non-resident visas require paid return airfare. I highly recommend travel insurance! It is cheap and if you have problems you can at least get back safely. Email me with your nick and I will gladly answer any further questions you have. Good luck! have fun!
I have helped several girls come to the USA. It all depends on what type of visa you get. The main issue is financial support. A type of working visa like a J1 you will support yourself with work for summer. For a fiancee visa you will need letter of support from your fiancee. For tourist visa (b1/b2) you will need show registration where you are staying and some cash. (Typically 500 dollars depending on length of stay) Most non-resident visas require paid return airfare. I highly recommend travel insurance! It is cheap and if you have problems you can at least get back safely. Email me with your nick and I will gladly answer any further questions you have. Good luck! have fun!
RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
BS Detector, bullet proof vest, lard ass repellent.
RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
on a long trip, bring plenty of liquids to drink on the flight.
bring a cooler if possible to hold your cold beverages.
bring munchies in case your flight is delayed.
bring something to keep you busy while waiting.
always have "tip" money to make your journey easier.
and above all, be nice to people.
bring a cooler if possible to hold your cold beverages.
bring munchies in case your flight is delayed.
bring something to keep you busy while waiting.
always have "tip" money to make your journey easier.
and above all, be nice to people.
RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
When you apply for your visa you must prove you have assets in your native country, family, a home, many reasons to return to your country at the end of your visit. Work visas are almost impossible to get withot an employer sponser. Fiancee visas are hard too...first you need a sucker to be your fiancee. Student Visas...they are easy if you have the money to pay for education and livng expenses or a man (sucker again) who will sponser you. That is how I got my honeys here. That is your best bet. Other options..meet you hunka hunka burning love in Canada or another country where you both can travel to and not need a lot of paperwork. Good luck.
RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
my phone number and address
RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
why give name and number...u thinking ending life, .....dont involve others....life isnt a game...grow up
RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
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RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
The odds of a euoropean woman coming to usa, is slim to none, if u take a work visa, will mean u will come and work a menial job, wont have any money, to do anything after work, will share a room with many others....think about it, isnt fun, i know others, who thought would be....but guess what, isnt, the dream they wanted....stay home..save the time, and invest time in education
RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
wow very negative..........in some ways you right though.........what you dont understand is 95% of ALL Americans did the same...to start.....American is richest economy in the world..true...Japanese second........but lots hard work from all working class people made it that way. EVERY single friend I have........ EVERY one took menial jobs when they were young....and several Millionairs now.... so maybe that "wake up" attitude comes from an arrogant person who is too good to work hard for a living? Menial or black hands work beneath you? My friend Kseniya (not from CC) came to USA on J1 visa ..worked three jobs......fell in love sooo much with America she came back the next summer again ...this time showing good experience......the second summer she made VERY good money from only ONE job........didn't need a "sugar daddy"...didn't need to find sucker.....and made enough extra money to come back a THIRD time...she now in Moscow finishing her degree.........no doubt with her good attitude and hard work she will return and be very successful...so keep your bad attitudes to yourself
RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
If you are a russian, how about some vodka? I'll even help you drink it. lol
RE: i am going to us soon somebody know what i need to do before ?
Check with the US Embassy in your country. They are the only ones to tell you exactly what you need.
Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak and BJ Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.
Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak and BJ Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
Fuck Valentines..the BJ is on me if you bring the steak ! :)
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
i already have that holiday 3 times a week. sad for you if you have to create a "special holiday" just to get a woman to cook you a steak suck your cock. try bathing, it might work better.
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
Keep it to yourself,bragging wasn`t the point of his post.And btw..how do you do it ...the left is preparing the steak and the right is in charge of the BJ ? :)) Enjoy !
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
its very simple, its called having a REAL WOMAN in the house and taking good care of her. Take care of her and she will take care of you. I only use miss Rosy when im a little bored with being well taken care of and I want to look at a little strange. Its just what the world needs, another useless holiday. Lets start advertising this one around, say, christmas time and urge everyone to waste thier money on more senseless commercialism.
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
Sit down and shut up..you`re making a fool of yourself ! Miss Rosy ? I loved that..!
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
lets see.....im sitting at the pc rather than standing, im typing rather than talking, and we are all fools by virtue of our presence here. im willing to bet you are WELL aquainted with miss rosey palm.
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
Why you so worked up over such a posting? You saw the title of it, if it doesnt appeal to you move along........
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
I rarely get "worked up" lifes too short..... I just find it comical that some guy needs to invent a holiday to get his pecker licked. hehe
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
This is lame,cut it out. The initial post was cute and you two are ruining it,bungholes !
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
You sure made me laugh.To answer your question,no i am not familiar with Miss Rosey,sorry to dissapoint. We are not all wankies ;)
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
1st: it wasn't a question....it was a statement, and 2nd: liarhead.
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
The post was intended to cause a little chuckle...........not a mass debate. Its not a true date, its a fecking JOKE!!!!
RE: Celebrate March 20th - Steak And BJ Day
And this is exactly why u shouldnt think ur cuter than me :p at least my jokes r kinda funny...tho i did like the idea of a steak and bj...oh well...guy's...at least the poor sap is trying...give him/her a break...just take the pi** outta me...i miss that :p
The Boss:-))
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager screwing his secretary.
He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."
He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."
Engineer Cannibals:-))
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
fun in vid
tell me girls, who is the best member in vids? what is his shows like? Is it the guy who talks the best? or is it the guy who has big cock? pretty face? I have been a member for 4 years. Maybe want to spice up my own vids now.
Also I know there are MANY of you that have had many visitors from cc. I myself have visited 7. Who was your best lover and why?
Also I know there are MANY of you that have had many visitors from cc. I myself have visited 7. Who was your best lover and why?
RE: fun in vid
You will get no answers to those questions here. The hosts are working very public lives! They almost always are very protective of there private lives! To have fun in vid..smile at lot.....move around...dont stay still....make lots of jokes...but be serious when necessary...and know it is a real person at the other side....not a machine.
I have also visited a couple girls in real. Be sure they wont tell you how many guys have met them.also be careful.......Some girls will want to meet as friends only.......but when you get there they will practically throw themselves at you. Others will say they love you and want lots love making...and when you get there they will be cold as ice
I have also visited a couple girls in real. Be sure they wont tell you how many guys have met them.also be careful.......Some girls will want to meet as friends only.......but when you get there they will practically throw themselves at you. Others will say they love you and want lots love making...and when you get there they will be cold as ice
RE: fun in vid
A french guy, the last CC guy I met in real.It was the most exciting meeting I ever had.Why??..He is passionate.I am sleepy now. I can write you a book with all my lovers if you want.But I need time.Kiss
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRYSTAL
Happy Birthday baby!!! You are always in my heart. Hope your day is a special one!!!!
This is for my lover and friend.... devil karina on cc here
I LOVE YOU BABY...i cant wait until we are together...john
This is for my lover and friend.... devil karina on cc here
I LOVE YOU BABY...i cant wait until we are together...john
New excersise routine
If you're over 30, you might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.
Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!
SCROLL DOWN...
NOW SCROLL UP..
That's enough for the first day. Great job.
Now ... Have a Beer.
Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!
SCROLL DOWN...
NOW SCROLL UP..
That's enough for the first day. Great job.
Now ... Have a Beer.
RE: New excersise routine
ok..i really gotta try harder and killing u...anyone know a really good joke i can post?? :p
RE: New excersise routine
OMG I think I sprained something. Now I gotta get a lawyer to sue you.
RE: New excersise routine
bugger...well....didnt u read the smallprint..it did say have a beer too..thats must b what u did wrong.....court rulling :- no lawsuite to b filed :)
RE: New excersise routine
Technically, it was an alcohol-free beer ;-) Get ready for a major lawsuit. My sprain has affected my love life (what little I have ;-) )
Boobs - n - Beer
yes, I converted the old 18 wheeler into a mobile strip joint and beer emporium. there is no drive up, or drive thru, we dont take credit cards either. strictly cash. so, if wish to apply, inquire within. minimum speed to get into the place is 80mph.
magicberry ---> very boring
she just sits and tries to look good and her cam stinks looks like u r in a fog ,like to stall to keep clothes on and drag out show
RE: magicberry ---> very boring
well is she instant action or a low to medium priced ''little shy''??
you have to factor catagory when your considering ''stall time''
1) if your going to comment on a host and her show, give more detail.
and
2) only a fool is going to blindly follow ''anon'' away from a possible hot babe.
you have to factor catagory when your considering ''stall time''
1) if your going to comment on a host and her show, give more detail.
and
2) only a fool is going to blindly follow ''anon'' away from a possible hot babe.
RE: magicberry ---> very boring
when girl says she will do something i really dont care what catagry she is in ,and her cam is like looking into snow storm in a dark closet there more detail
Don't always believe them
Do not always believe what they say...It does not taste like chicken soup... :(
AnnaX
AnnaX
RE: Don't always believe them
A Nice taste depends on a good diet, junk in, junk out. Try the Man with the fruit, vegetables and fish oil diet, you will crave it as nectar.
RE: Check this...
i havent seen your show.
i thank you for your post here, it is very very informative
price..fare
content of show..detailed
running time... dam i didnt notice how long the show is :((
lastly , if it is a movie ... do you have a preview trailer that is seen at the beginning of another movie im going to see?
i love those trailers at the theater :D
i thank you for your post here, it is very very informative
price..fare
content of show..detailed
running time... dam i didnt notice how long the show is :((
lastly , if it is a movie ... do you have a preview trailer that is seen at the beginning of another movie im going to see?
i love those trailers at the theater :D
What a weird day
with the longest tongue i've ever seen. So as if that isn't strange enough, she than slaps my face twice, finally unties me, and says "Be Gone Eurotrash!!". So I picked up my bag of fried chicken and ran right out of there. Strange thing is I'm from Cleveland and I've never owned a Golden Pony? Well I'm back safe at home and think I'm ready for bed now. What a weird day.
RE: What a weird day
Hello Ken,
We know where you are right now. We know that your name is not Jack, and we know that you know the current whereabouts of the Golden Pony.
This is far from over, Ken. You are in WAY over your head.
What Shabadoo did was only a warning, do not try to remove the implant, that would be a big mistake. Get some sleep tommorrow will be a big day.
We know where you are right now. We know that your name is not Jack, and we know that you know the current whereabouts of the Golden Pony.
This is far from over, Ken. You are in WAY over your head.
What Shabadoo did was only a warning, do not try to remove the implant, that would be a big mistake. Get some sleep tommorrow will be a big day.
RE: What a weird day
Beware of false hope Kenny, I fear she is one of them...If you talk to this Methanalyse...I beg you, make her prove that she does not have a tail (as they typically wear brunette wigs and hide their striped tails within their pants). Be careful my son...they are closing in.
RE: What a weird day
I believe we have uncovered the trigger code for the implant. it's "I81U812" so don't get into a situation where you may hear someone or several someones speak the words "I ate one, you ate one too" there is no telling what it is programmed to do, but I suspect you'll be overcome with the desire to grow cocoa and store it till the mothership arrives to claim it.
RE: What a weird day
Geeez. I am not wearing a WIG on that picture. This is very insulting ;-) more than the fact that you people suspect I have a tail. Well I use to have one - it was even prehensile - but I ended up having it removed by a cosmetic surgeon since it looked so freaky, therefore I got banned from the order of the golden pony. The whole implant thing is an urban legend - the Supra Conscience don't need no implants. Love and kisses.
Finding my Wife
I was in CC the other day and I viewed a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"
The woman says puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.
" Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
The woman says puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.
" Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
RE: hmm
yeah...maybe...Lets give it a try. How about we go a week without you, and if it doesn't seem like it is better someone will get a hold of you to come back. Thanks for your unselfish offer.
RE: hmm
Well everybody apart from me (not me personally but the member who posted as me) and Jambo :P
RE: hmm
Hey leave jambo out of this, I have nothing personal against anybody! I was just reaching out with a reply to the initial question. Just tryin' to help out, man.
RE: hmm
please don't go,i would miss you and my life wouldn't be the same without you in it.:(
RE: hmm
lokk vemdett is nice lady and anne is good lady to if you cannt asy anything nice please a dont asy antything at all
RE: hmm
I would follow your first inclination and leave. Do yourself and everyone a favor. Get a job at the candy or donut shop in town.
RE: hmm
I can`t say anything nice and you can`t type. So can I say that if you can`t type don`t write anything here ? Just a thought ! :))
the greatest joke of all time....for DM
ok..u wrote this lil bro "so lame shy.........post something funny for once :p"
so here goes....I really am cute and so r u :))
so here goes....I really am cute and so r u :))
RE: the greatest joke of all time....for DM
Your jokes are improving.
Now Cara can attack me :P
Now Cara can attack me :P
RE: the greatest joke of all time....for DM
awwww....thx...does this mean i can count on u when i need smth translated again? ;)
RE: the greatest joke of all time....for DM
Well the first part of the joke was actually a joke, lmao
The second part.......hmmm........can't beat nowt but the TRUTH!! :D
The second part.......hmmm........can't beat nowt but the TRUTH!! :D
RE: the greatest joke of all time....for DM
Dammit DM....when will u look in the mirror and see for urself and not just what ur grannie says.....oh i forgot....ur not allowed near mirrors :p
RE: the greatest joke of all time....for DM
Yeah I cut my hands picking up the shattered pieces of glass after your ugly ass looked in my mirror!!!!!!!!!
RE: the greatest joke of all time....for DM
i couldnt help looking in the mirror...not my fault u got mirrors on ur seeing :p
Welcome to Me
Hi Ladies, I'm Gordon.
I'm new here. You should put on your sailing cloths, because your dreamboat has arrived.
I'm a nice looking 49 year old hunk of fun.
I like taking long bubble baths
Walks through the park
Watching the movie Spanglish
Talking on the phone while I'm going to the bathroom,
And sharing Chocolate with a special lady.
One of you lucky ladies will become Gordon's Sweety.
Looking forward to our future together.
U+Gordon = Happy Pants Forever
I'm new here. You should put on your sailing cloths, because your dreamboat has arrived.
I'm a nice looking 49 year old hunk of fun.
I like taking long bubble baths
Walks through the park
Watching the movie Spanglish
Talking on the phone while I'm going to the bathroom,
And sharing Chocolate with a special lady.
One of you lucky ladies will become Gordon's Sweety.
Looking forward to our future together.
U+Gordon = Happy Pants Forever
RE: Welcome to Me
Ohhh...just testing...making sure the forum still was working...I guess one of you lovely Russian girls are probably thinking about marriage with me. Well maybe but I'd like to get to know you a little as a person first.
I also love to cook, but i like going out to eat to!!
I like suprising you with little gifts
I like to smile and help people when ever I can
I like exposing myself on the bus sometimes
And I like dancing in the rain,
Well I'd better go..I'm new at this sort of thing,
talk to you soon :)
I also love to cook, but i like going out to eat to!!
I like suprising you with little gifts
I like to smile and help people when ever I can
I like exposing myself on the bus sometimes
And I like dancing in the rain,
Well I'd better go..I'm new at this sort of thing,
talk to you soon :)
RE: Welcome to Me
I smell a Bananna, don't forget ur love for the little ones & ur charity work among the wretched of the earth, ;-) lol
To : ImNotYourFriend
Re: My sexy bottom.
Thank you for the compliment. I don't think you have ever seen my bottom before, but i sure like being called sexy. You are all so swell.
F.Y.I. - I do try to stay in shape and my bottom is always clean, if that's what you were wondering.
Thank you for the compliment. I don't think you have ever seen my bottom before, but i sure like being called sexy. You are all so swell.
F.Y.I. - I do try to stay in shape and my bottom is always clean, if that's what you were wondering.
To: KATHY
I think I might be in love. Your words are sweet and you are not just some loose girl. I like you too!!!! Do you live in America. You can come and move in with Mother and me if you are ready, unless you need more time to get to know each other? I think you can tell right away when you have found a soulmate. I'm going to go call my friend Peter (he thought I was crazy trying this). Love Gordon
RE: To: KATHY
I'll see you real soon, baby. I am going to see if Mother will set-up a membership with her credit card...I'm more of a cash kind of guy if you know what I mean. Can't use a credit card on the bus anyway. I speak German too. well not really but i have a pair of green underwear that look sort of like they are from germany, and I play the drums. I'll teach you how to drum when we meet. see you soon. your puppy dog.
RE: To: KATHY
Gordon will no longer be playing here!! I am in utter shock right now.
As long as he is living under my roof, Gordon will not be associating
with perverts and tramps. Whoever this woman who is courting my son, you should be ashamed of yourself, there will never be a place in my home for your delicious naked body. At 49 years old this is not how my son will loose his virginity.
Repent now, for it is not too late for your souls.
As long as he is living under my roof, Gordon will not be associating
with perverts and tramps. Whoever this woman who is courting my son, you should be ashamed of yourself, there will never be a place in my home for your delicious naked body. At 49 years old this is not how my son will loose his virginity.
Repent now, for it is not too late for your souls.
RE: To: KATHY
Don't worry baby...nothing will break up our love. Not even mother, she goes to bed really early and you can hide in my closet, i've got lots of stuffed animals too...
entry into com chat
there seems to be a trend of late, thats growing worse.
as soon as I enter into the room, I'm flooded with girls
comments about hi and come see my vid, and the list goes on.
When I ignore them, some go on, some are starting to be
rather unhappy that I'm not replying.
Girls, please be mindful that if a guy did that to you in your room,
you'd not be very tolerant of that behaviour.
I'm polite, and nice to a point.
as soon as I enter into the room, I'm flooded with girls
comments about hi and come see my vid, and the list goes on.
When I ignore them, some go on, some are starting to be
rather unhappy that I'm not replying.
Girls, please be mindful that if a guy did that to you in your room,
you'd not be very tolerant of that behaviour.
I'm polite, and nice to a point.
to my lovely indian fox
For you...i pour my heart out in poetry...I told my mother all about us...
Our love is electric
You can't see it
It's electric!
You gotta feel it
It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin'
It's electric!
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
You gotta know it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can't hold it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
I'm going on a party ride
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music I just can't hide.
Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
Our love is electric
You can't see it
It's electric!
You gotta feel it
It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin'
It's electric!
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
You gotta know it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can't hold it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
I'm going on a party ride
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music I just can't hide.
Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
to my indian goddess
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
I still feel your touch in my dreams
forgive me my weakness but i don't know why
but without its hard to survive
cause everytime we touch i get this feeling
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
can't u hear my heart beat fast i want this to last
i need u by my side
cause everytime we kiss i feel the static
and everytime we kiss i reach for the sky
can't u hear my heartbeat slow
i can't let u go
i want u in my life
your arms are my castle, ur heart is my sky
they wipe away tears that i cry
the good the bad times we've been through them all
i want u by my side.
lyrics by: cascada (and you all know who this indian goddess is)
I still feel your touch in my dreams
forgive me my weakness but i don't know why
but without its hard to survive
cause everytime we touch i get this feeling
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
can't u hear my heart beat fast i want this to last
i need u by my side
cause everytime we kiss i feel the static
and everytime we kiss i reach for the sky
can't u hear my heartbeat slow
i can't let u go
i want u in my life
your arms are my castle, ur heart is my sky
they wipe away tears that i cry
the good the bad times we've been through them all
i want u by my side.
lyrics by: cascada (and you all know who this indian goddess is)
College Rules:-))
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"
"How much for a season pass?"
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"
"How much for a season pass?"