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No Sex for Two Weeks:-))
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it."
The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,"the young man replied sadly.
"What Happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"I figured that." said the young man, "We're not welcome at Walmart anymore either.
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it."
The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,"the young man replied sadly.
"What Happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"I figured that." said the young man, "We're not welcome at Walmart anymore either.
RE: No Sex for Two Weeks:-))
Yes, for example yours...give me please...and it is not a joke:DDDD
RE: No Sex for Two Weeks:-))
Nah! Alex makes an effort all the time to keep forum alive and funny. You keep going with the jokes Alex! I for one could with a laugh to counter all the pathetic tosspots who post here, usually as anonymous.
RE: No Sex for Two Weeks:-))
No melons?Hmmmm, ok then i'll continue my jokes...so everyone, who dont like these jokes can thx for Anja:DDDD
RE: No Sex for Two Weeks:-))
This is the only reason I read the forum is for Alex's jokes....great job Alex and thnx
RE: No Sex for Two Weeks:-))
Alex, you just go on posting your jokes. All the nice people read them and love them. The not-so-nice people? Well who cares what they say, anyway?
RE: No Sex for Two Weeks:-))
There is nothing nicer than a girl who speaks the truth about herself!
RE: No Sex for Two Weeks:-))
I think Anja just was kidding with me...., werent you Anja?:-)
She is nice usually...and her melons even nicer:DDDD
She is nice usually...and her melons even nicer:DDDD
Naive Daughter:-))
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold.
"The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up." He did, and his hands warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid....
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "Well, they make one heck of a mess when they defrost!"
"The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up." He did, and his hands warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid....
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "Well, they make one heck of a mess when they defrost!"
pusssylust69
watch this cow she asked me to deal with her on yahoo pay her money to help her grandma then she would no let me see her. cheats me and cc
RE: pusssylust69
Funny, I see a post on member forum saying she is a good host, but new, maybe needs some training. Now that post is gone, where did it go? And now this bullshit is here, which I'm sure it is, since I've talked to this chathost before and this doesn't sound like anything she would do.
RE: pusssylust69
believe me she does! I'm embarrassed thought i was helping her and she was going to repay me but she just scamming
RE: pusssylust69
Damn, well I'm not drinking, but I got 2 chathosts names confused lol. mug you are correct about her, if you want to see her strip keep it on cc. This should be true with any host though, if you go for something on a messenger you have no one to complain to or take care of you if they cheat you.
Why to lie here at all ?
So many times we discussed here girls who lie to get a viewer's money. And i always wondered, why, WHY to make someone think he's a special one ? I mean telling him he's the ONLY ONE for you here ?? well.. i meet a guy here, chat with him, we get to know each other better, and if everything's going well, we become friends, good friends. But if he doesn't become a really special ONE for you, why to lie him ?? if it's all about money, and he comes to your vid, and you want to keep him, he will keep coming to you even if you are friends only, wont' he ??? coz if i say to him that i consider him a good friend of mine, can't i have other friends besides him ? why to promise him your love and soul ? if you are honest and tell him that yes, you like him a lot, and he is special for you, why to say he's the only one for you ? being a friend is a great thing too aint it ? and if he really likes you, he won't leave you, even if you dont' tell him he's your only one.
As for me, i have someone whom i really love here, and he knows who he is. And he's not one of those who spend hundreds in my vid btw. And i have a couple of friends here who dont' come to my vid at all but i still like to talk to them. Money is not a criterion for me. Neither for the majority of viewers here, so there's no need to lie them.
As for me, i have someone whom i really love here, and he knows who he is. And he's not one of those who spend hundreds in my vid btw. And i have a couple of friends here who dont' come to my vid at all but i still like to talk to them. Money is not a criterion for me. Neither for the majority of viewers here, so there's no need to lie them.
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
Its another question also.:Why men lie also?We girls dont complain so much like they do:)
Also many girls tell to men what they wanna hear:)
its a fantasy site, no one expect something serios maybe.Everyone have different reason.Some come for fun, some to talk about their problems, some to find friends, some to feel loved.i meet many men who told me that they know is all a lie, but still they wanna hear love words:)
Why they will feel hurt after?Hm..Is not what they asked for?
Also many girls tell to men what they wanna hear:)
its a fantasy site, no one expect something serios maybe.Everyone have different reason.Some come for fun, some to talk about their problems, some to find friends, some to feel loved.i meet many men who told me that they know is all a lie, but still they wanna hear love words:)
Why they will feel hurt after?Hm..Is not what they asked for?
RE: to Glam
yeah right :)
since when sharing your thoughts is called self-promotion ?
this is a commercial site, and anything said aloud can work for you, in a good or a bad way. even if it's not a purpose. so i dont' care if some jealous hosts post smth like this knowing they have nothing interesting to say to promote themselves in the forums. read more books, Glam, and maybe you will be able to promote yourself too here :)
g'luck !
since when sharing your thoughts is called self-promotion ?
this is a commercial site, and anything said aloud can work for you, in a good or a bad way. even if it's not a purpose. so i dont' care if some jealous hosts post smth like this knowing they have nothing interesting to say to promote themselves in the forums. read more books, Glam, and maybe you will be able to promote yourself too here :)
g'luck !
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
Come on, you know many members here are fat or old or ugly and the only way they can get a pretty woman is to offer money. Some women see the ugly loser and will say anything to get as much as she can from him, even lie cheat or steal.
It's not a perfect world, so let the buyer beware.
It's not a perfect world, so let the buyer beware.
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
"Money is not a criterion for me. Neither for the majority of viewers here"
I cannot agree with this statement money is much more important here than you are acknowledging, maybe not for you but for most it is.
I cannot agree with this statement money is much more important here than you are acknowledging, maybe not for you but for most it is.
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
Alot of the girls here are special like you Triksy. I don't think there are so many that are dishonest really.
RE: to Jiverman
I judge about honesty here only basing on what viewers say, in the forums or the comm chat. Try for example see the post below.. a girl disappeared, and what you think abotu first ? that she's a liar ! not that she might got some problems, no, but that's she jsut deceived. so what opinion should i have about girls here after that ?
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
hey! money is why we are here! i got money from many members here..he-he
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
Awww, trisky is so special, she is not like the rest. Let's all give her a big thanks (in her room as she chargers you by the minute to talk to her).
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
Haha!!! You never lie? Your post just had lies... But you're right in that truth will come out.
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
All she said was she doesn`t treat people as paychecks,as you girls don`t like being treated as a piece of meat. And that it`s not nice to play with words and other people feelings.But I wonder why does she bother,you ain`t worth the effort as you just proved it.
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
people read the same words but their interpretations of the meaning is tainted by their individual souls.
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
hmmmm... reading all the replies i get a sense that my point was misunderstood... sorry if i didnt' tell it out clearly enough.
I wasn't saying i'm special and not like others. I didn't say i'm better than anyone here. I didnt' judge someone here.
I'm just saying that offering a friendship is the same as offering love. I mean the importance of it. So if a viewer really likes a girl, and if he wants to keep coming to her, he would be satisfied with anything she offers to him, love or friendship. He wouldnt' come to her only coz she said she loves him only. That wont' be the reason. He will come coz he knows she really likes him, no matter as a firend or a lover.
I wasn't saying i'm special and not like others. I didn't say i'm better than anyone here. I didnt' judge someone here.
I'm just saying that offering a friendship is the same as offering love. I mean the importance of it. So if a viewer really likes a girl, and if he wants to keep coming to her, he would be satisfied with anything she offers to him, love or friendship. He wouldnt' come to her only coz she said she loves him only. That wont' be the reason. He will come coz he knows she really likes him, no matter as a firend or a lover.
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
yES.,.friendship when someone have to pay for it:)This is not friendship................My point of course:)
RE: to aylinne
i dont prefer either:)my love cant be bought..same friendship.MANY girls promise love because boys want so.Its easy:)So what if they lie?Men lie too and promise many things etc.
RE: to all :))
I don't call it "playing on public". Read it again:
"So many times we discussed here girls who lie to get a viewer's money. And i always wondered, why, WHY to make someone think he's a special one ?"
She just WONDERED so many times and at "13459 time" decided to share her opinion and u all accuse her in playing on bulic and self-promotion?
If u don't see any sense to discuss it, just don't waste your time to reply. This is the place where EVERYONE can share his or her opinion and offer something to discuss. I don't see any self-promotion at her post and reading all responses i see she really was misunderstood.
We talk about friendship, love, trust and so on, do we? But i noticed we all mean those things different, and everybody has her or his own truth.
Someone tell u: "i hope we will be great friends".
What does it mean for u "to be great friends" just chatting on yahoo for example? Let's call it then "internet friendship" which means for me to be a penpal and nothing more! Doesn't matter what do u feel to your "great friend" on here, in fact he remains only a penpal who can support u, give u advices, have fun and so on...He is still THERE and u r HERE. And perhaps after chatting with him and having your dinner u will turn off your PC and go to your REAL great friends to have fun with.
And as for "internet love" on this site...i'd rather be silent at all :))....Sometimes guys say "i love u" and girls reply "i love u too" just because of politeness or they feel uncomfortable if they won't reply the same. And this is one of examples how guys are getting a feeling they r "someone special". And then......"Ohh, u lied me!!! I thought i was really special for u! I spent hours on your video!!! Lier!!!"
Funny and sad :((
Of course there r can be some "real feelings" on here too...but i don't like to call them real anyway. Let's don't forget it's UNREAL place afterall.
And please, let's be more tolerant to each other...I liked the idea of Jiverman, when he told once that we r like a family here :)))
Best wishes!
"So many times we discussed here girls who lie to get a viewer's money. And i always wondered, why, WHY to make someone think he's a special one ?"
She just WONDERED so many times and at "13459 time" decided to share her opinion and u all accuse her in playing on bulic and self-promotion?
If u don't see any sense to discuss it, just don't waste your time to reply. This is the place where EVERYONE can share his or her opinion and offer something to discuss. I don't see any self-promotion at her post and reading all responses i see she really was misunderstood.
We talk about friendship, love, trust and so on, do we? But i noticed we all mean those things different, and everybody has her or his own truth.
Someone tell u: "i hope we will be great friends".
What does it mean for u "to be great friends" just chatting on yahoo for example? Let's call it then "internet friendship" which means for me to be a penpal and nothing more! Doesn't matter what do u feel to your "great friend" on here, in fact he remains only a penpal who can support u, give u advices, have fun and so on...He is still THERE and u r HERE. And perhaps after chatting with him and having your dinner u will turn off your PC and go to your REAL great friends to have fun with.
And as for "internet love" on this site...i'd rather be silent at all :))....Sometimes guys say "i love u" and girls reply "i love u too" just because of politeness or they feel uncomfortable if they won't reply the same. And this is one of examples how guys are getting a feeling they r "someone special". And then......"Ohh, u lied me!!! I thought i was really special for u! I spent hours on your video!!! Lier!!!"
Funny and sad :((
Of course there r can be some "real feelings" on here too...but i don't like to call them real anyway. Let's don't forget it's UNREAL place afterall.
And please, let's be more tolerant to each other...I liked the idea of Jiverman, when he told once that we r like a family here :)))
Best wishes!
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
Triks, I've always been a big fan of yours but, do you think it's a good idea to tell veiwers there is someone you love here? Don't you think it kinda spoils the illusion for your (paying) admirers?
As an ex marketing man, I think it's not a good idea to mix with business with pleasure if you forget what it is your customers are paying you for, i.e. part sex, part the illusion it's a kinda love affair.
Oh, btw, I could do without the usual smart-ass, puerile, anonymous, pathetic little wanking toss-pots replying to this post. Shit! I just guaranteed it! looool
As an ex marketing man, I think it's not a good idea to mix with business with pleasure if you forget what it is your customers are paying you for, i.e. part sex, part the illusion it's a kinda love affair.
Oh, btw, I could do without the usual smart-ass, puerile, anonymous, pathetic little wanking toss-pots replying to this post. Shit! I just guaranteed it! looool
RE: Why to lie here at all ?
holy shit!!
with your cutsie little emoticons, lilting disposition, and the fact that you share the same name as my sister, i always thought you were a woman!:O
with your cutsie little emoticons, lilting disposition, and the fact that you share the same name as my sister, i always thought you were a woman!:O
Dont belive a word Caroly or Ariadna20 says......
Hi all I was in romania in her home town for 14 days all was ok... we became bf and gf .... Then when i came home i arranged so she could come visit me
I have a warning dont belive a word caroly or ariadna20 says..... I I bought this persons ticket to visit me in my country and transfered some money to her... She didnt come and the money is probably gone.... she dosent answer her celluar or on e-mail... so guys dont be as stupid as me........
I have a warning dont belive a word caroly or ariadna20 says..... I I bought this persons ticket to visit me in my country and transfered some money to her... She didnt come and the money is probably gone.... she dosent answer her celluar or on e-mail... so guys dont be as stupid as me........
RE: Dont belive a word Caroly or Ariadna20 says......
How ironic, she list liers and beggars as some of her turn-offs in her profile.
RE: Dont belive a word Caroly or Ariadna20 says......
did u get laid when u visited , a lil tug even ???
RE: Dont belive a word Caroly or Ariadna20 says......
You never thought she might have got in trouble and not able to come and even to answer your calls ?
RE: Dont belive a word Caroly or Ariadna20 says......
Really Triksy, do you believe that is likely???
RE: to Anon
Well.. if it was with me, i would think smth happened coz if not, she would still say smth to him.
Btw, was she online after getting the tickets ?
Btw, was she online after getting the tickets ?
RE: to Anon
We talked every day on phone and yahoo messenger ... until it was 1 hour to her plane left...
RE: Happy name day
I could care less about romainian holidays, from the sounds of this fourm recently, it seems like they don't do any real work anyways, why do they need a holiday?
RE: Happy name day
You have respect for others (country or people?) and yet you just told the guy "u r pathettic!!". Wow, lots of repect there huh?
RE: Happy name day
Haha, thanks for the laughs guys and gals. You all take things wayyy to serious. Learn to loosen up a bit, you'll live longer. Just as your comments will have zero effect on my happy & successful life, I'm sure the smart one here will let mine do the same to theirs. For those of you that got all your knickers in a bunch it's obvious you need assistance.
RE: RATING, ANYONE KNOWS WHY?
i have been here over 12 months and as long as i have been a member after every vid there is a rating page, so it isnt new.
but you asked ' why the rating'
i think it is a type of consumer quality control.
if a host gets nothing but poor rating maybe CC asks the host to improve in the area... example being poor image, she/he will be asked to aquire a better cam.
but you asked ' why the rating'
i think it is a type of consumer quality control.
if a host gets nothing but poor rating maybe CC asks the host to improve in the area... example being poor image, she/he will be asked to aquire a better cam.
RE: RATING, ANYONE KNOWS WHY?
I saw this and also heard that it will impact the host, if they don't do well they will be affected by it and CC will be able to see what is happening. CC want performance to be good after all I agree its a customer oriented buz.
RE: RATING, ANYONE KNOWS WHY?
As was mentioned, they've been doing it for years, but now the form is different. Not a lot of questions, as was described, but it asks if there was a problem, what is the problem, no vid, host not present. Then you rate the session by 1-5 stars.
I notice a problem though. When you click a star, nothing happens. As in, it doesn't acknowledge your rating, then it does not go to another page. So, what do you do next? There's no page to proceed forward to, that leave page back, which places you back into the vid session you just left? I am not sure what to do there.
Anyone know what I am talking about?
I notice a problem though. When you click a star, nothing happens. As in, it doesn't acknowledge your rating, then it does not go to another page. So, what do you do next? There's no page to proceed forward to, that leave page back, which places you back into the vid session you just left? I am not sure what to do there.
Anyone know what I am talking about?
RE: RATING, ANYONE KNOWS WHY?
It has been there for a while, the real question should be what does CC do with the information? Do members have access to this information or is it just some worthless questionaire in an attempt to make you feel better after spending X amount of money?
Women are Evil
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said -- running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender -- "Is there anything I can
do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message" -- she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered - "There's no toilet paper, hand soap or paper
towels in the ladies room."
RE: where is our impy?
yes she haven't been on-line for a while.:(
She used to be in ComChat very often
She used to be in ComChat very often
Cool webcams (from Romania)
If you guys wanna check out how the weather is here in Romania, look at these cams. All have fast FPS too. :)
Bucuresti:
http://193.226.118.238/
Sibiu:
http://82.208.157.46/
http://www.sibiu.ro/ro2/live.htm
Oradea:
http://81.196.44.197
This link should work, but doesn't:
www.myx.net/static/ro/webcam.htm
If anyone knows about more, please post. It's a shame that myx.net doesn't work... :(
Bucuresti:
http://193.226.118.238/
Sibiu:
http://82.208.157.46/
http://www.sibiu.ro/ro2/live.htm
Oradea:
http://81.196.44.197
This link should work, but doesn't:
www.myx.net/static/ro/webcam.htm
If anyone knows about more, please post. It's a shame that myx.net doesn't work... :(
RE: question for members
Just explain to the guy he has three options;
1) Cum back later
B) Next time use 1-2-1
4) Not to expect the best show cuz you have many guys in your room
1) Cum back later
B) Next time use 1-2-1
4) Not to expect the best show cuz you have many guys in your room
RE: question for members
hmm I know the question wasn't to me but I hope you don't mind me to answer you.Personally I have never had such troubles.And I don't mind other guys join me while I have open video already.Well if the first mind this why he choose open kind of session.If someone esle joins my video while I'm having open video session already I try to support video chat to all.Well I think it's easier for me as I'm i non-adult section so I may only chat in open video session. Noone complained about I chat to others also if he's on my open video session.If one of them asks something I ask others if they mind me to show this or that.Noone minded yet:D I agreed to work on CC so I understand sometimes there will be situations when I have 3 viewers sometimes I won't have any at all.And I don't mind if my viewers enter my open video session even though I'm already having someone on my video.Noone have been angry that I pay little attention to him yet.Cos they udnerstand that it's open session and I may have someone(s) else.Cos who knows when the first will leave and even if he leave it's unknown if I'm free or not.
If you don't like that some other guys disturb you while you have video with another one I think you should have put this on your profile as turn-off.I think there is no necessity to check your text chat while you're on video already as all he will be able to see will be "automac reply from a host:I have just started video session.." thing.I think they already see if host on video or not when they check price, cos if you're on video they wont be able to see either price at all or 121 price.
If you don't like that some other guys disturb you while you have video with another one I think you should have put this on your profile as turn-off.I think there is no necessity to check your text chat while you're on video already as all he will be able to see will be "automac reply from a host:I have just started video session.." thing.I think they already see if host on video or not when they check price, cos if you're on video they wont be able to see either price at all or 121 price.
RE: question for members
thats exactly why i am not a host!!!!!! men are so demanding and rude!!
you should tell the 1st guy to wait a minute then openly NOT privately say the other members names and yell at them for being so rude to interupt 1st guy. they should mail you for appointment from now on.
(K)
you should tell the 1st guy to wait a minute then openly NOT privately say the other members names and yell at them for being so rude to interupt 1st guy. they should mail you for appointment from now on.
(K)
RE: question for members
Hi, Sweet Anne. I would advise you to use a 'first come, first serve' approach (first viewer has control of the show). The others, who come into your video, know that you are already in a show. They can sit back and watch or come back later. Do, however, acknowledge them and tell them that there was a viewer before them, as russian host advised. Hope this helps. Kiss.
RE: question for members
This is part of the reason I never go straight to video. The other reason is because i want to chat a bit first. But i don't like to use open session because i want it to be ME ur with and not a room full
RE: to you
I know that I'm non-adult girl and I mentioned this already that it's easier for me having 3 or more members atm. But there can be some shows even in open non-adult session like requests to zoom on my feet, to show my hands close up,to stand up and go far away while others viewers want to chat, etc. And I was in adult before so don't tell me now that I don't know what Anne is talking about.
RE: question for members
Yes, Anne, this happens. But it's a question of the politeness i think. Their politeness. Or.. maybe there's a kind of play in this... he knows you need his money and will do your best to please him while having someone else in your vid with his own demands... so he's just curious about how ur gonna get out of this :)
Maybe you shoudl try to ask them nicely to come back ? i always do this, not all come back of course, but i have only two hands to type with.
Good luck anyway :)
Maybe you shoudl try to ask them nicely to come back ? i always do this, not all come back of course, but i have only two hands to type with.
Good luck anyway :)
Why men's letters are seldom printed in advise columns
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, it's as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.
Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Bob
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, it's as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.
Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Bob
RE: Why men's letters are seldom printed in advise columns
You've got a Harley that leaks??? Take it back, straight away!!!
Oh its Snowing in Piter Now...........how about it girls Egypt Now????
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RE: Oh its Snowing in Piter Now...........how about it girls Egypt Now????
do u have a nevski prospekt cam too mate?
RE: Oh its Snowing in Piter Now...........how about it girls Egypt Now????
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They used to have a good one on the Prospect but its gone now :(
sorry mate
http://earthcam.com
They used to have a good one on the Prospect but its gone now :(
sorry mate
Indian and Woman on Horseback:-))
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "YeeeeHaaaaa!" so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yeeeeehaaaaaa!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.
"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback."
The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "YeeeeHaaaaa!" so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yeeeeehaaaaaa!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.
"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback."
About Destony
Just saw you talk about Destony below... very tragic :(
I knew the girl using Destony before, Irina. She studied law and left a year ago. But it's not Irina who died now, it's the last girl who used it, is that correct? :O
I knew the girl using Destony before, Irina. She studied law and left a year ago. But it's not Irina who died now, it's the last girl who used it, is that correct? :O
Male Restroom Etiquette
If you were wondering about the importance of etiquette in the male restroom - look here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw&NR
People who cares
sitting here and reading while in chat room-watching the words flash on the screen and thinking of people here and people in my past: people who makes a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards: They are the ones that care. Here is a quiz for you to ponder on, see how you do on this:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name 3 friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name 5 people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you fell appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name 3 friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name 5 people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you fell appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with
RE: People who cares
wow, chaser...u got me charged completely...now i won't sleep all night :D
but these things deserve to be considered indeed ;) ....specially N5 ...i think i have too many ppl who i enjoy spending time with, dunno about whom to think first :D
but these things deserve to be considered indeed ;) ....specially N5 ...i think i have too many ppl who i enjoy spending time with, dunno about whom to think first :D
RE: People who cares
Sounds like a "The more you know" commerical on NBC, all you need is that background music and a semi famous person.
RE: People who cares
dont know about the 007 1/2 person talking about NBC commerical,, but I think chaser knows something about life and he has got me thinking some of those things and brings back some memories--thanks chaser for getting me thinking about those things--I think more members here should learn something from your charm.
RE: People who cares
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
one teacher helped me when noone would, Mrs Samualson.(a babe ta boot:D
2. Name 3 friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
d3v1an7, (deviant) helped with pc.
DMslut helped me feel better about my nipple.
imnotsoshy taught me that im not the ugliest guy :p
3. Name 5 people who have taught you something worthwhile.
Anne and Barb, taught me that 30+ babes are still so sexy an fukable
bodyflexer for teching me how to please a woman.
4. Think of a few people who have made you fell appreciated and special.
Kestrel my daughter
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with
Kestrel agian.
one teacher helped me when noone would, Mrs Samualson.(a babe ta boot:D
2. Name 3 friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
d3v1an7, (deviant) helped with pc.
DMslut helped me feel better about my nipple.
imnotsoshy taught me that im not the ugliest guy :p
3. Name 5 people who have taught you something worthwhile.
Anne and Barb, taught me that 30+ babes are still so sexy an fukable
bodyflexer for teching me how to please a woman.
4. Think of a few people who have made you fell appreciated and special.
Kestrel my daughter
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with
Kestrel agian.
Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
Why if a member has a gr8 time with a girl in her video does he go and post something about her in the members forum..?
It really does confuse me, why does he not post it in her private forum instead, would be much better, then more members could see the post and then judge for themselves if they go to her video..
But to me posting in the members forum is just insane, cos all they are doing is making things worse for that girl, YES they may feel they are doing a good thing by posting it, but in the long run it doesn`t help one bit, all it does is get rude members to visit that girl and ask her how did she make him waste so much money and what she did for him.
Not only that, but then other members post bad remarks about the girl..about gr8 advertising etc etc... I have seen it many times in the members forum.. Like what is the point guys.. If you loved the video session with that girl so much just either tell her that or post it in her private forum.. It will be better for her and won`t make u regret posting what u did in the long run..
Well thats al li have to say, and i know i`ll get attacked also, but i`m just very curious about why they do it is all..... :)
It really does confuse me, why does he not post it in her private forum instead, would be much better, then more members could see the post and then judge for themselves if they go to her video..
But to me posting in the members forum is just insane, cos all they are doing is making things worse for that girl, YES they may feel they are doing a good thing by posting it, but in the long run it doesn`t help one bit, all it does is get rude members to visit that girl and ask her how did she make him waste so much money and what she did for him.
Not only that, but then other members post bad remarks about the girl..about gr8 advertising etc etc... I have seen it many times in the members forum.. Like what is the point guys.. If you loved the video session with that girl so much just either tell her that or post it in her private forum.. It will be better for her and won`t make u regret posting what u did in the long run..
Well thats al li have to say, and i know i`ll get attacked also, but i`m just very curious about why they do it is all..... :)
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
its like a general anouncement in members forum . in her own forum not as many will see the opinion .
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
yeah, i've always felt the same....unless a host asks me to post something about her there, i won't....and even if she does, i make sure to ask if she would be okay with the kind of responses and reactions a post about her there might bring.
all in all, if i care anything about her, i'd rather not at all.
all in all, if i care anything about her, i'd rather not at all.
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
Absolutely agree with koshed.
Excessive advertisement in viewers forum doesn't work on a host, but only make an object of envy out of her and annoys both hosts and members.
U know how many hosts complain about bad traffic at their rooms. Do u think they like to read that some lucky host make members to spend hours on her video?
Or do u think that members who have other favourite hosts like to read about that one "she is the best!" and in few days "she is the best!" again and again....?
Then suddenly u see a post from someone "who knows" that he (or she) fed up of "that girl's praise" on here because "that girl doesn't deserve it, she is not much better than others", etc....or u find out that "the lucky host" has a lot of enemies who post some kind of sh*t about her and u wonder why ppl so angry here? Why there r so many anonymous giving sarcastic and spiteful responds on her posts here and so on...
As i said it before and don't mind to repeat, im thankful to my regular viewers who i ask do not post about me in member's forum, that they respect my opinion on this kind of advertisement...and as koshed rightly noticed, it's much more pleasant to get nice posts in your personal forum which i wish every host to get :))
Excessive advertisement in viewers forum doesn't work on a host, but only make an object of envy out of her and annoys both hosts and members.
U know how many hosts complain about bad traffic at their rooms. Do u think they like to read that some lucky host make members to spend hours on her video?
Or do u think that members who have other favourite hosts like to read about that one "she is the best!" and in few days "she is the best!" again and again....?
Then suddenly u see a post from someone "who knows" that he (or she) fed up of "that girl's praise" on here because "that girl doesn't deserve it, she is not much better than others", etc....or u find out that "the lucky host" has a lot of enemies who post some kind of sh*t about her and u wonder why ppl so angry here? Why there r so many anonymous giving sarcastic and spiteful responds on her posts here and so on...
As i said it before and don't mind to repeat, im thankful to my regular viewers who i ask do not post about me in member's forum, that they respect my opinion on this kind of advertisement...and as koshed rightly noticed, it's much more pleasant to get nice posts in your personal forum which i wish every host to get :))
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
are u jealous somebody posts about adorabledom ??
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
That is the pupose of a member forum moron. It is supposed to be a private place where members and members only can freely disucss which host ishot, a good value, a scammer.etc. If you dont like free speech then you a commie pinko bedwetter.
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
good to see the reasoned logical insult free thoughts of an anonymous poster who when someone exercises free speech as the anonymous poster advocates use childish immature insults.he was expressing an opinion & asking why people do it saying he would not do it.so try to keep your feral temper under control & understand his post please.thank you in advance for taking the time & your thoughtful reasoned respones :--))lol
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
i think hmm's reply was to Koshed, not to Nadeen
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
Why? Um, because that is what the forum is for? If viewers weren't supposed to comment on chathosts positively or negatively, what would be the point of having a viewer forum at all? I don't think viewers are there to discuss quantum physics. Also, if the point of advertising is to reach a wide number of viewers, the private forums are only read if a viewer happens to look at that particular chathosts profile and forum... certainly more members read the viewer forum on a daily basis than private ones.
I almost never use the viewer forum to advertise for a chathost, but I have on occasion. Just as a favor to the host; they are here to make money, after all, and if I can help her get a couple of bucks, sure, why not? I NEVER do it for someone I met for the first time; I only do it for longtime friends, and only with her permission... and it's always under a pseudonym. I must say, I am batting 1000, as no one has ever had a bad word to say about any chathost I have recommended. ;)
I almost never use the viewer forum to advertise for a chathost, but I have on occasion. Just as a favor to the host; they are here to make money, after all, and if I can help her get a couple of bucks, sure, why not? I NEVER do it for someone I met for the first time; I only do it for longtime friends, and only with her permission... and it's always under a pseudonym. I must say, I am batting 1000, as no one has ever had a bad word to say about any chathost I have recommended. ;)
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
I never said I don't do advertising; but that I rarely do it. I have no problem with members who advertise for chathosts on the viewer forum. What's the big deal if a member writes he likes a chathost anyway? So what? You are free to look and see if she is "all that," just as much as you are free to ignore it.
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
i hope you read Master Tech's reply.he posted the same(basically) ideas as you but put it much more eloquently & was able to disagree without resorting to insults.try it sometime.
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
When I see the same host mentioned week after week it gets old. I will make it a point to NOT visit them. The members think they are helping the girl but they are doing the oposite in my opinion.
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
Herein lies the answer:
Viewer forum:
This is available for Viewers to talk to other Viewers. To let other Viewers know who their favorites are, their experiences etc...
Please note the words favourites and experiences.
Viewer forum:
This is available for Viewers to talk to other Viewers. To let other Viewers know who their favorites are, their experiences etc...
Please note the words favourites and experiences.
RE: Why do guys post about girls on members forums?
I am not attacking you just giving the reasons for posting in viewers forum. I have done this several times. It definitely can bring new members to see the host. Posting in the viewers forum may mean that memebers who never opened the hosts profile may decide to check her out. If even just a couple of these become regulars that benefits her.
If I post in her personal forum (which I also sometimes do) only those who have got as far as her profile see it.
Even if there are negative posts about her in the string these can still generate interest.
However I would never start a new post in the forum without checking first with the host if she is happy for me to do this. I also try to make sure that my posts are worded in such a way that no one could think they are from a studio owner.
If I post in her personal forum (which I also sometimes do) only those who have got as far as her profile see it.
Even if there are negative posts about her in the string these can still generate interest.
However I would never start a new post in the forum without checking first with the host if she is happy for me to do this. I also try to make sure that my posts are worded in such a way that no one could think they are from a studio owner.
Dr
so i goes to the doctors and ask him whats wrong with me ? He says '' youre a hypochondriac ''......... i reply '' Feck, not that as well''.........
wonderland or was it neverland?
She asked the respect of a video visit and even though the net is cranky for me today i went to her video. i explained that i was sorry, but the connection was not good she kept saying if you don't like it leave. Wierd....