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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c kkk? :D
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c kkk? :D
Soundproof Room?
If a person with below average intelligence is locked in a soundproof room and someone was standing on the other side, would they be able to hear you yelling? Yes or no?
RE: Soundproof Room?
who to you mean by "thet" the person in the soundproof room or the person outside?
The person out side would be able to hear me yelling if I was close enough to them. The person in the soundproof room would not be able to hear.
The person out side would be able to hear me yelling if I was close enough to them. The person in the soundproof room would not be able to hear.
RE: Soundproof Room?
If you read the post he never said the other person was outside but standing on the other side.
They cold be standing on the other side of the room but still be inside :D
They cold be standing on the other side of the room but still be inside :D
RE: Soundproof Room?
haha you thought you had me.if i'm inside the room i can't be outside yelling..LOL
RE: Soundproof Room?
i thought we have 3 persons :
first one is locked in a room,
second is outside the room,
and third is me yelling :D
I think they both won't hear me because:
1. i am here in my own room working my ass off on camera :D
2. im not yelling at all ...guess what im doing instead :D..lol
first one is locked in a room,
second is outside the room,
and third is me yelling :D
I think they both won't hear me because:
1. i am here in my own room working my ass off on camera :D
2. im not yelling at all ...guess what im doing instead :D..lol
RE: Soundproof Room?
Since I am not of "below average" intelligence I wouldn't be in the room at all.
RE: Soundproof Room?
Bingo! We have a winner :) The joke was to see how many people would (or would not) connect the "below average intelligence" part and the "you yelling" part.
Johnny tell this person what they won.
Johnny tell this person what they won.
RE: Soundproof Room?
i am a below average intelligent member...could u explain who is a winner? i didnt get it :D
RE: Soundproof Room?
From: (the second) Anonymous
"Since I am not of "below average" intelligence I wouldn't be in the room at all."
"Since I am not of "below average" intelligence I wouldn't be in the room at all."
RE: down the river
its just jealousy from the unknown ones.if they only had half the character of gorty maybe they would not carry such deep-seated hate for themselves.they are nothing more than puffed up little bullies.BTW where is that woman you were making me ;--))
RE: down the river
Jeeezzz, you still trying to bring this up? Let it go. We (and I mean I) are tired of your post with "I" mentioned 15 times. For a girl in non-adult, you sure make love to yourself alot.
your ok
oh why--tell me why--i have to sit in a room full of things that are stupid and not funny-when it should be a room to find who wants to have cybersex with someone--and when you thought about the time you found a host--they answer a member who is just there to get attention by talking silly-stupid--and dumb things--but i quess thats ok, because the only way they can save there money by not going pvt-
so keep up the good work-brock-fester-davethedaverave whatever your name is
so keep up the good work-brock-fester-davethedaverave whatever your name is
RE: your ok
oh why--tell me why--i have to sit in a room full of things that are stupid and not funny-when it should be a room to find who wants to have cybersex with someone--and when you thought about the time you found a host--they answer a member who is just there to get attention by talking silly-stupid--and dumb things--but i quess thats ok, because the only way they can save there money by not going pvt-
so keep up the good work-brock-fester-davethedaverave - DM-whatever your name is
so keep up the good work-brock-fester-davethedaverave - DM-whatever your name is
RE: your ok
oh why--tell me why--i have to sit in a room full of things that are stupid and not funny-when it should be a room to find who wants to have cybersex with someone--and when you thought about the time you found a host--they answer a member who is just there to get attention by talking silly-stupid--and dumb things--but i quess thats ok, because the only way they can save there money by not going pvt-
so keep up the good work-brock-fester-davethedaverave-DM-imshy-whatever your name is
so keep up the good work-brock-fester-davethedaverave-DM-imshy-whatever your name is
RE: your ok
what about me?at least i made a list this time.LOL.deal with it popcorn.some people are more popular in chat.so what.
RE: your ok
Good post, i agree with you all the way. They sure do talk a truck full of childish crap!
RE: your ok
If it wasn't for these guys mentioned, community chat would be a frozen board.
Hall of fame members these, I love them all :-)
Hall of fame members these, I love them all :-)
RE: your ok
What's preventing popcorn from chatting with other girls? Not all host are in the chat room, go to their own profile and start chatting with one instead of complaining. Come on people, this isn't rocket science.
RE: your ok
I'm sorry popcorn....I'm sorry that you can't get a video even with a credit card!! LOL Dont blame me for your lame talk and lack of personality, just take that credit card and go buy a personality!! LOL Good luck (you're gonna need it).
RE: your ok
Reminds me of my friend that got turned down in the Red Light district in Korea. We laughed so much, he couldn't get laid even in a whore house :D
RE: your ok
to brock-i think i really hit a nerve with you and your friends, after all i was trying to lern personality from you, but the girls told me not too, so thats why i dont hang out in community chat room anymore, and far as my credit card--well at least i used it in pvt and not in free chat, i think some do appreciate the talk more and making some money at it while we are talking just friendly things than your silly jokes and child act for a old man in free chat-but hey if that what turns you on--continue on--no problems here-wish you good luck
RE: your ok
To Nars-thanks for your input as your science major i see came in handy for you-i agree no rocket science thats why i dont go in community chat room no more-so nothing preventing me from saying whats on my mind that many others are thinking the same and dont want to hurt you and your friends feelings. The same thing you say to me--so no rocket science
RE: your ok
to kimchi boy-who in the hell you are--sounds like a name-that has been in somewhore bars--but if that is what turns you on--go for it--but i think most of the girls here are not whores and have fun just talking as friends--and as far as it getting laid--please dont worried about me--just keep yourself up-
RE: your ok
wow popcorn, you are so right, how does a man like you get so much wisdom crammed into his head? Keep you post coming, I want to read more.
RE: your ok
Popcorn, In your orginal post you said you were looking for cybersex and now you say you only chat with the host? Do us a favor, get your thoughts straight before you try another post.
RE: your ok
nars it started out as cybersex in community chat room--that is why i dont hang out there no more--now have a good personal relationship in friends section--so get over it--i just telling you things others wanted me to say--so if it is bothering you that much--get a life and move on--thats all i got to say--i quess this is bothering you to much--so i apoloize--move on
RE: your ok
oh by the way nars--it was several host that i started out with in cybersex and was in chat room --which now turn into friends chat and host not in chat room and they all said thats why they left to and wanted me to pass it on-so i did--thats it--no more post from me about subject.
RE: your ok
ok...i been silent long enough...not much to say but what a load of fuckin bollox...corn on the cob...its called "com chat" for a reason..i wont explain it to u..im sure u got at least a miniscule brain cell somewhere in ur head..after all u keep finding ur way back here...if u dont like what ppl talk about in the chat just click ignore...or go one better..click the "RED X"..u will find it top right on the screen...twat..peace all :D
RE: your ok
damn WTF...u not feelin well today...i expected smth decent from u as an insult to me..ur slipping man..try again plz
about this "WTF"
obviously that isn't the original real WTF ... he left a while back remember ... this is some WTF wannabe.
RE: your ok
wow your insightful biting wittiscism just shows that your aspirations far exceed your inspiration.
RE: your ok
fester is gonna be very upset to learn those charges on his credit card aren't his..........sorry about that fester
RE: your ok
i'm fairly certain most of the cybersex hookups that occur on comm chat come from chatting in private. i dont see how a few jokes and childish pranks could prevent such a wordsmith as urself from meeting hosts since the majority of them talk in pvt and ignore the joking. so run along and tell the hosts who needed u to broadcast their opinion that you fulfilled their requests, i know they needed ur help. And for brock and fester shut up and let popcorn get some of the ladies ur cockblocking him..lol....later all
RE: your ok
would he know how to plug it in..........sure knows nothing about the people he ripped, but then that's not unsual around here
RE: your ok
looky here--i see some of the jokers are getting a little upset on something they are pulling on many others-im glad someone had the balls to stand up to you--guys come on, you had your fun now take it like a man and like the young man said get over it and move on-and to you popcorn whomever you are-thanks for getting them back from us.
RE: your ok
only one that has been upset in this post is popcorn and who did he get back for you besides no one. will leave alone the fact he lying through his teeth, no hosts told him those things about those
three people
three people
RE: your ok
Getting them back for us? lmao....do u realise how many hosts complain how boring the room is when certain 'characters' aint present? I still have the yahoo archieves begging me to enter ;-)
RE: your ok
i heard from the stories being told running around the chat room that some of the clowns are getting pay back, so I had to come here and see what is going on, now i know, hehe, haha, funny, funny, funny and yes I think some of you cant take a joke back my the way this is caring on. Its sometimes bad and sometimes good, and when the bad is in the community room, I leave just like others do, and now I come in the disccussion forum room for the first time and I see some of the same jokes I read in the community chat room, and this is why I stay outta here to, now all of are beginning to sound like clowns, jokers, jealously and strange people, you men and sometimes us girls too, what are we going to do with you.
Oh I know, come and eat my pussy.
Oh I know, come and eat my pussy.
RE: your ok
damn you guys must be still sick over this-come here and i will let you eat my pussy--gee whiz-its enough to put up with the shit you say in community chat room, now you doing in general forum-
RE: your ok
let's forget the fact that eatmypussy is also poopcorn and this whole thread was based on some absolute lie since brock fester and davedave are rarely around at the same time and poopcorn has noidea what any of them spend other than we can resat assure that poopie is lying about what he spends
RE: your ok
that dosen't make any sense. You say popcorn can't know how much others spend then you say he is lying about how much he spends, how could you possibly know? Tell us the truth...war is popcorn right???
RE: your ok
The fact of the matter is you guys are just jealous that a host would rather talk in open chat with these guys than have you spend a little money in their videos.
Tell you what guys, get a sense of humour and maybe the hosts would start loving you too.
Paco, you have no hope in this case though.......sorry buddy.
Tell you what guys, get a sense of humour and maybe the hosts would start loving you too.
Paco, you have no hope in this case though.......sorry buddy.
RE: your ok
if this stupid conversation wasn't already on page 2, i might comment, but it is so time to end it
RE: SA
Hmm some days ago I was in my university library and guess what?I saw a black student.Well for some reasons most black students here prefer to study in medical and state universities but I saw one in my technical university.I think if you answered "Im from Russia.Siberia". Then noone would believe you at all.
Well many guys don't believe that I'm from Russia either.Once I had a guy who asked me as he entered my text chat if I was from Japan or not.I told that I was from Russia.He told ok.Then he went on to chat.In about 10 minutes he asked again:"But are you sure you're not form Japan?Cos you remind me one japanees girl Akiko.Are you sure you're not Akiko? " Then I had to type something in russian and he left my text chat very dissapointed.
One more guy asked me where I was from .I told:"Russia".He asked"Whats time there now?"I told some time something like 8pm. Then he told" you're lier.You're not from russia.There is 5pm now"and I told here are Russia 12 time zones.Russia is very big.So here can be 12 hours diference between 2 towns of Russia and I added as a joke"We may celebrate 12 times our New Year"
And he put me into ignore mode in ComChat.But 5pm was in Moscow and I'm from Siberia and it's really 3 hours diference between Moscow and my town.Russia is a big town and if you move very fast may be on plane while New Year day perhaps you can really meet New Year 12 times
Well many guys don't believe that I'm from Russia either.Once I had a guy who asked me as he entered my text chat if I was from Japan or not.I told that I was from Russia.He told ok.Then he went on to chat.In about 10 minutes he asked again:"But are you sure you're not form Japan?Cos you remind me one japanees girl Akiko.Are you sure you're not Akiko? " Then I had to type something in russian and he left my text chat very dissapointed.
One more guy asked me where I was from .I told:"Russia".He asked"Whats time there now?"I told some time something like 8pm. Then he told" you're lier.You're not from russia.There is 5pm now"and I told here are Russia 12 time zones.Russia is very big.So here can be 12 hours diference between 2 towns of Russia and I added as a joke"We may celebrate 12 times our New Year"
And he put me into ignore mode in ComChat.But 5pm was in Moscow and I'm from Siberia and it's really 3 hours diference between Moscow and my town.Russia is a big town and if you move very fast may be on plane while New Year day perhaps you can really meet New Year 12 times
RE: SA
Funny, but someitimes guys think i'm from USA... One of them didn't want to beleive im' from russia at all.. he started to ask about some laws and other things and even asked to type smth in russian...
I don't know what stereotypes guys have in their head, but sometimes it's really funny :)
I don't know what stereotypes guys have in their head, but sometimes it's really funny :)
RE: SA
Dear Vera,
I thought it was 11 time zones in Russia not 12 ... I maybe wrong however according to the GMT website its 11 zones ranging from GMT+2 to GMT+12.
Regards
I thought it was 11 time zones in Russia not 12 ... I maybe wrong however according to the GMT website its 11 zones ranging from GMT+2 to GMT+12.
Regards
RE: SA and Gortensia. too
There are so few genuine native-born American hosts on this site that any who claim "USA" will be doubted. Plus black hosts here are very new. They have only been noticable in the past 6 months or so. Just as Philippine hosts at one time were unknown hear. Roll with it.
As far as Gortensia is speaking: I met several "oriental-looking" Russian hosts and it is a bit strange. But people should remember how far east and southeast some parts of Russia are. Don't forget Mongol invasions from the east and subsequent blood-mixing. Also don't forget Stalin liked to mix people up by deporting Nordic and Slavic people to Siberia and deporting Siberians to the west. He believed that by mixing the many "tribes" of the old Soviet Union he made it more difficult for minorities to organize. He also put Caucasian-blooded people in positions of authority whereever he ruled, which helped mix the people..
As far as Gortensia is speaking: I met several "oriental-looking" Russian hosts and it is a bit strange. But people should remember how far east and southeast some parts of Russia are. Don't forget Mongol invasions from the east and subsequent blood-mixing. Also don't forget Stalin liked to mix people up by deporting Nordic and Slavic people to Siberia and deporting Siberians to the west. He believed that by mixing the many "tribes" of the old Soviet Union he made it more difficult for minorities to organize. He also put Caucasian-blooded people in positions of authority whereever he ruled, which helped mix the people..
RE: SA and Gortensia. too
Hmm, i think Joseph may have been on to something........mixing of races, how interesting the concept........it's too bad more could not have been breeded as Mongoloid...........
RE: SA
Well in my own opinion, it's called ignorance and stupidity for people that don't know. I did know that Russia is very big country and does have 12 time zones. When people don't know something, I try to enrich their knowledge with constructive criticism. Some take it receptively, others don't. I don't take it personally when people don't believe me with the truth. It's their own ignorance, not mine. At the same time, I don't try to assume or judge anyone. I prefer to ask someone where they are from and believe them. Why judge someone with some form of disposition? I am very openminded and has helped me in my life. It sometimes sucks people still prejudge others, but I don't sweat it. All I do is hope that someday they will see the light.
RE: SA
Its because you said USA........... Many European Hosts lie and say USA in profiles to lure USA men LOL
Goat and Goldfish
What is the difference between a Mountain Goat and a Goldfish?
One mucks about in the fountain. The other...
One mucks about in the fountain. The other...
RE: Goat and Goldfish
The joke is complete, you finish it in your head. Here is another similar: "What is the difference between a street trader and a dachshund?" One bawls out his wears on the street and the other......
RE: Goat and Goldfish
the other...what? dots at the end usually mean there is more to come :--((
RE: Goat and Goldfish
Either these jokesters are playing with you or they are truly lacking in the humor comprehension department
RE: Goat and Goldfish
What's the difference between a tribe of Pygmies and a girls' high school track team?
RE: Goat and Goldfish
What's the difference between a falcon and a slut? One hunts for swallows and cocks and the other...
RE: Goat and Goldfish
ohhh poppycock,another one!please finish i need to know the rest of the answer or i will lay awake all night trying to think it :--))
RE: Sleepers in my text chat
i think best idea would be if you could give these people(& the boring one's also)an electric shock.we could call it the"boring my tits off-o-meter".sure i would have a new hairstyle by now :--))
dear "just a host !"
This is the best way, but remember some of them don't realize they are boring to you, they think they are being friendly.
RE: Sleepers in my text chat
Yes, i have such guys from time to time too. (Interesting, but before i used to have much more of such ones... lol maybe they moved to your room, Gort ?)
I used to get pissed off with such ones before too, but then i just became more patient maybe, and just realize guys might have many things to do while hanging in my room. They might watch TV, chat with someone in Yahoo, search for a host who would strip for them since i refused, make coffee or a sandwich, have a snack... or play with their Willy.. :P:)
So just don't demand much from people in internet, and you won't be uspet or disappointed. :)
Good luck !
I used to get pissed off with such ones before too, but then i just became more patient maybe, and just realize guys might have many things to do while hanging in my room. They might watch TV, chat with someone in Yahoo, search for a host who would strip for them since i refused, make coffee or a sandwich, have a snack... or play with their Willy.. :P:)
So just don't demand much from people in internet, and you won't be uspet or disappointed. :)
Good luck !
RE: Sleepers in my text chat
Why does it turn me on so much to see you've typed "Play with their willy" Triksy ?
RE: Sleepers in my text chat
i dont see any attack at all from you Triksy, sorry gorty if u feel attacked but nothing she said was personal towards you but for the joke about some of her freeloaders moving to your room. However, that being said please keep up the catfighting because i love it ..lol
kisses to all the girls
kisses to all the girls
RE: Sleepers in my text chat
In defence, I have had experience of hosts who do not engage in conversation. Its a 2-way process here ... and not all the fault of the members.
to Gortensia
And the hosts that are in CommChat and never answer a "hello" to them, even if it's just to say "busy". And also the hosts that have their rooms open but don't seem to be there as they never answer textchat. They should at least say "video only".
Once in a while I report a host that doesn't say SOMETHING in 8 minutes or so. If they intend to be away from the terminal to wash clothes or fix dinner they should put a notice on the screen.
Once in a while I report a host that doesn't say SOMETHING in 8 minutes or so. If they intend to be away from the terminal to wash clothes or fix dinner they should put a notice on the screen.
RE: to gort and co
lool why did you stick to this investigating thing ? was just a joke, nothing more. but from your replies, girls, it's obvioius that u just dont like me for some reason, but i dont' really care if someone doesn't like me. Just like the weather... might be not a nice one but doesn't really has any affect on me.
RE: to gort and co
i have no friends,will you be mine please?even sometime friend is better than no friend.please!!
RE: to Anne
yeah, before you get over the hill and start looking like a 70 kilos of chewd bubble-gum
to TRIKSY
I read the posts of Gortensia and you here.I see you start to attack first.Why do you think she should talk about weather if you attacked her.She replied you.Look the thread below. She started the thread about the age and you attacked her.You started to talk about personalities not her.
RE: to TRIKSY
Who was attacking who? I think there are too many poesters here who like to stir up the shit
RE: to TRIKSY
OOOhhh, did you just call her a shit stirer?
Wow, are you just going to take that ladies?
Wow, are you just going to take that ladies?
POP!!!
the sound of the Great Britain RL team's bubble bursting. NZ 34-GB 4. watch out roos
age
I had a few video chats when guys left my video after they recognized how old I was.Some told I was too young for them.I still can't understand did they look for serious relationships or what?
This is really strange for me.If you like a girl I mean her appeality, her chat , etc why to leave her only cos she is a bit younger than you expected.Well I understand this may matter if we met in reality then I could understand your worries about age, but what a role plays age here in virtual space?
This is really strange for me.If you like a girl I mean her appeality, her chat , etc why to leave her only cos she is a bit younger than you expected.Well I understand this may matter if we met in reality then I could understand your worries about age, but what a role plays age here in virtual space?
RE: age
Could not agree more, Vera. Cyber-age is not relative, unless, of course, they have grand-daughters th same age as you :-)
RE: age
i have the IQ of a hamster(no offense BRM) so nobody is to young intellectually for me.now if i could just remember where i left my rattle...
RE: age
Maybe you should try to ask them ? i'm sure they had their reasons.
I had only one guy who said i'm too young for him, and that was really surprising, coz usually they ask "am i too old for you?"
I don't really think age matters. Coz if you are intelligent and interesting, open-minded and have your point of view, no matter what age you are, you will be interesting as a person for any man. You can be 40 and be empty, and you can be 20 and be the perfect gf or just a friend for a man of any age. So i dont' think it's really important how old you are, what you have in your head is what really matters.
I had only one guy who said i'm too young for him, and that was really surprising, coz usually they ask "am i too old for you?"
I don't really think age matters. Coz if you are intelligent and interesting, open-minded and have your point of view, no matter what age you are, you will be interesting as a person for any man. You can be 40 and be empty, and you can be 20 and be the perfect gf or just a friend for a man of any age. So i dont' think it's really important how old you are, what you have in your head is what really matters.
RE: age
Ask them?
After they left in such a nice way?Well I'm not into a mood to ask someone or to write email to soemone after he left me in such a way. If someone gave me to understand he didn't want to keep in touch to me I will not bother him with my emails.I think I had not 1 but about 4 or 5. guys who told me I was too young for them.Well some ppl ask if they are too old for me or not.I agree.Though this is interesting also.Too old for what?
After they left in such a nice way?Well I'm not into a mood to ask someone or to write email to soemone after he left me in such a way. If someone gave me to understand he didn't want to keep in touch to me I will not bother him with my emails.I think I had not 1 but about 4 or 5. guys who told me I was too young for them.Well some ppl ask if they are too old for me or not.I agree.Though this is interesting also.Too old for what?
RE: age
YES, that's what i am asking them back, Too old for what ? they reply "hehehehhe" :P:D
Well.. gort, you will never know the answer for your question if you dont' ask them. Of course it's sensless to send them an email, but in purpose of investigating...if you are really interested... :)
Well.. gort, you will never know the answer for your question if you dont' ask them. Of course it's sensless to send them an email, but in purpose of investigating...if you are really interested... :)
RE: to gort
lool i thought it was you who started this thread with the question and i thought you were really interested in the answer... ur contradicting to yourself dear... and just looking for a chance to jump me :P:D
RE: age
jeez stop calling me a cat !!
And sorry, Gort, but since lately i find our communication here senseless, i think i won't get into any discussions with you anymore here. Coz every time you forget the topic and go down to personalities (look at your replies to me, you always refer to myself, not talking to the point), and i think it's a not good thing to do in talking about other subjects. So ciao sweet !
And sorry, Gort, but since lately i find our communication here senseless, i think i won't get into any discussions with you anymore here. Coz every time you forget the topic and go down to personalities (look at your replies to me, you always refer to myself, not talking to the point), and i think it's a not good thing to do in talking about other subjects. So ciao sweet !
RE: age
I am 35 and i dont think there is anything wrong with age it is just a number. but here in states younger woman dont like older men. I like younger woman 20 and up but someone 20-26 does not want a man that is 35 go figure i like you woman from other countries you dont care about age age is just a number thanks for making my dreams come true :)
RE: age
20-26 is simply a little girl - i GUESS i would take her if there was a special connection, but i prefer a girl about 30 or so
RE: age
about 30? :D...it's my age .... but once a guy who saw me on video said : "you're too young, Mistress, sorry " and left the room before i could reply him anything lol...So i guess it depends on a person..im still a child at my 30 for some ppl here :D
dear "Gortensia"
Some use their imagination strongly in chat and they think you are really with them. They know if they tried to talk to such a young tender girl in real life that girl would scream "pervert!!" and try to have them arrested.
Thanks for the Memories
thanks all here--for a good time and sharing stories, love, and just good ole bull talk too--you all are so good, well at least i think so, and now be good and keep on keeping on in whatever you doing---thanks for the memories
RE: Thanks for the Memories
hey chase just heard hope it goes well--take care--get back on your feet and come see us again--really will missed your blue eyes and smile and laughter around the room-kisses and love
Thank You
it is veterans day here.
regardless of political views.
Thank You
to all honorable worriors .
regardless of political views.
Thank You
to all honorable worriors .
RE: Thank You
thanks johnz--well said-cool and yes thanks for those of whom are still serving--come home safe--we missed you women and men over there-
RE: Thank You - Remembrance Day
Reembrance Day is one countries, Armistice Day is others, Veterans day in the U.S.. Originally to commemorate the 11th hour, on the 11th day of the 11th month at the end of WW1. Since then, there has been WW2 and other numerous wars that have destroyed and killed needlessly.
RE: Thank You - Remembrance Day
and yes even in the usa--there was a cival war---thanks to all veterns for giving us freedom and the right to vote and the right to speak to whom and whoever we wish to and thanks for allowing us to have a computer in our home so we can chat here--again thanks
RE: Thank You
Thank you for this johnz,in the army for 21 years GLAD to here from someone that didn't try to bash my profession and country
RE: Thank You
Whatever u call the day in whatever country u come from, remember, without the veterans who we honor today we might all belong to Kim whats his name is North Korea and be shot for disagreein with our government officials. Here we not only get to voice our opposition, but get to kick them out of office on election day if we so choose as a nation. How many places get to do that?
slow hands:)))
Dear viwers! dont leave my chat please..because of my slow typing only! im novice!
RE: slow hands:)))
I suggest you add a lot more to your profile. Give it some more depth. You don't need to give away personal information but you can put more of your personality into it. Just some friendly advice to a newcomer.
RE: slow hands:)))
I can't type i can't spell, been kick off some hast room becaus e i didn't answer fast enough for her
know how you feel
know how you feel
RE: slow hands:)))
No ,it wasn't possible, since under that screen I do my best to be friendly.LOL
It was surely my alter ego,having ZERO TOLLERENCE for disobediance!
It was surely my alter ego,having ZERO TOLLERENCE for disobediance!
Three Bullets:-))
A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the abdomen. Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a son.
They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later, her son walk ed into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mother, " I know what happened...you were urinating, and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later, her son walk ed into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mother, " I know what happened...you were urinating, and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
IRS Genie:-))
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man, "I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon. The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man, "I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon. The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.
CC vs Strip Club
In what ways is CC better or worse than working at a strip club?
I can think of a few pros and cons;
Better; greater exposure, flexible hours, only have to look at a web cam
Con; long hours, weird requests (do you have anal toys?), having guys jack-off to you.
Any others?
I can think of a few pros and cons;
Better; greater exposure, flexible hours, only have to look at a web cam
Con; long hours, weird requests (do you have anal toys?), having guys jack-off to you.
Any others?
RE: CC vs Strip Club
Better: nobody can touch you, unless if you're silly enough to five your adress to the wrong guy..
Your pals might find you in a strip club, but not here :P
Don't know for the bad parts..
Your pals might find you in a strip club, but not here :P
Don't know for the bad parts..
RE: Psy
Because I'm not here to be found...
You have a member name, nothing more, it's not your name and moreover, what are the odds for you to have as a member name your real first and last name and meet one of your friends, in com chat, coz I don't think you can meet them otherwise..
You have a member name, nothing more, it's not your name and moreover, what are the odds for you to have as a member name your real first and last name and meet one of your friends, in com chat, coz I don't think you can meet them otherwise..
RE: CC vs Strip Club
I guess as the host is in a studio it is easy to just sit infront of a cam but after cc have 50% of earnings then studio another 50% of the rest they have to put in very long hours and of course listen to some strange requests and have the possibility of the vid session uploaded onto porn site (where grandad just might see neice :) ) A strippers life might be better no toys no need to watch an old guy jack off or listen to cc sweet talk ;) and a big bouncer to protect from over friendly clients
RE: CC vs Strip Club
If its a con then why hosts always ask to see the cock? Always when I am in video to video the hosts ask for it. I dont offer it, I rather wank in private, but always hosts ask for it.
RE: CC vs Strip Club
I suppose they ask u to see it cause they think u like it if they do. They believe it makes the viewer hot himself, if she watches his cock - which may be true in many cases! :p
RE: CC vs Strip Club
Pros:
- you can meet ppl from all over the world and get to know them better;
- even if you dont' have those dancing skills and don't look great, you can still get naked here and get your money.
Cons: gotta think it over
- you can meet ppl from all over the world and get to know them better;
- even if you dont' have those dancing skills and don't look great, you can still get naked here and get your money.
Cons: gotta think it over
RE: CC vs Strip Club
To my reply above: i'm still in non-adult, so was just trying to think about the question from a host in Adult side. Still not sure about cons.
cons
Less money on CC. A stripper always has money. The problem for them is the competition to get a job in a decent dance club. At the club is easier to find a "daddy" with extra money to give on the side.
RE: CC vs Strip Club
Here in the US its easy for a stripper to make $1000/night and in Vegas even more.....................
RE: CC vs Strip Club
maybe easier...but don't forget, strippers work really hard!!! They have to dance on high heels much time, u just dont know what a hard work it is! They work their legs out very fast and become useless in middle age
RE: question for members
who thinks that they always tell true things? Must be stiupid to think so. Do members also say ture things to all the hosts?
RE: question for members
I think this topic is stupid itself ..no offence for the one that started ...
RE: GFE
When you say GFE, Do you mean while you are still paying for it or a straight up girlfriend?
RE: GFE
GFE means a "Girl Friend Experience". It's when you pay for a hooker and she acts like a girlfriend instead of a prostitute.
RE: GFE
Hmmm. This seems interesting. Is GFE a term understood by most chathosts? Is this concept something understood by some or even most who may frequent this site?
RE: GFE
How would we know what others understand? But it's a well known term by those that pay for sex on a regular basis.
And it's not something you ask a host, i.e. "How much for a GFE?", it's just something some of them do.
And it's not something you ask a host, i.e. "How much for a GFE?", it's just something some of them do.
RE: GFE
You could try MissisX... She pretends to be your girlfriend, then bahaves like a prostitute! ;)
Mainly because she is one...
Mainly because she is one...
RE: GFE
Why are you so negative Bleah? Maybe he thinks Romanian women are the most beautful and intelligent in the world. Maybe that is why he looks for GFE with a Romanian woman.
As for me, I adore Romanian women. But I have learned that many hear insults that do not exist and seem to become angry for no reason. Sometimes I say: "No more Romanian women for me, they are all crazy!" Then I meet another dark haired beauty full of passion and intelligence and I fall in love again.
As for me, I adore Romanian women. But I have learned that many hear insults that do not exist and seem to become angry for no reason. Sometimes I say: "No more Romanian women for me, they are all crazy!" Then I meet another dark haired beauty full of passion and intelligence and I fall in love again.
RE: GFE
Some have lust for poor Romanian girls. Others know some and admire their strength, intelliegence and charm.
RE: GFE
I understand what "confused" mean.Many romanians girl feel offended if someone ask about such things.But why should someone feel offended if she dont do sex for money for exemple?Many asked me for escort also, why should i get upset or feel offended?I will smile, say No thx and that is all.Why so much fuss about?I think many of girls exagerate to much.Maybe they ask GFE because many girls offer that and we know all this already.Im sure is not about romanian girls only..can be anywhere:) But some like particulary romanians girls:) I should feel proud lol
xxx
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Dear bleah
There are Romanian women who will hit on the bloke to get money. I speak from personal experience (but never been hooked). I'm not saying all Romanians are as mentioned but then neither should you cast such a wide net with your statements.
RE: Dear bleah
I know a few Romanian girls, and all are really really nice :) , they look great, have such sexy accent, and are strong willed, smart and want to have fun in life ( sometimes )
And it is true, for some reason, some of the girls from Rom think that the rest of the world does not like them, but thats not true, there are far worse women from other countries, my own for example, England, stuck up hores who only want to be with a guy for his money and car, and yes, im speaking from my own experiances.
And it is true, for some reason, some of the girls from Rom think that the rest of the world does not like them, but thats not true, there are far worse women from other countries, my own for example, England, stuck up hores who only want to be with a guy for his money and car, and yes, im speaking from my own experiances.
RE: Dear bleah
The fact that you would call British woman stuck-up hores show where you are really at a sexist and in a moments notice would end up treat any woman from any country including Romania just like that.
RE: Dear bleah
There have been many posts in viewer forum praising Romanian hosts. I have posted myself. But I did not always say the hosts are Roamanian. There have also been more general posts praising Romanian girls and people in general.
romanian woman, countries, etc...
One can look at countries like people- and i find Romania generally pretty adolescent. I have a lot of personal experience in different countries, including Romania. One reason there is so much controversy here about Romanian women is because the site and what happens/takes place here, but those here only represent a minority of Romanian women and the ones here, are young (immature), so it not really representative of whats in the country. BUT I have noticed that Romanian woman AND Romanian men act kind of "immature" really reactive emotionally, and I don't mean just passionate (which the woman are and i like), I mean emotionally reactive and hard to deal with. The women can't really be reasoned with and don't know how to deal with situations without getting involved with emotional terroism and manipulation (they aren't necessarily consciously aware that they are even doing in many cases!) Add money and sex and you get a whole a lot craziness.
RE: romanian woman, countries, etc...
Amen to that worldly. you have summed it all up better than anyone else has.........
RE: romanian woman, countries, etc...
generalisations are the cloak the racist hides behind!!!!
not such thing as race
Romanian isn't a race and i have nothing against them. By the way there is nothhing wrong with saying you don't want a kid (teenager, child, etc.) it a matter of preference.
RE: not such thing as race
so tell me wonder world the names of the races in your fantasy world?
RE: not such thing as race
so romanians are? my question still remains unanswered,name the races of the world & your criteria? oh wise one..
RE: not such thing as race
so everybody is a citizen?you keep avoiding my question.please name your races & your criteria for your decision
to "from a victim"
"The most widely used human racial categories are based on visible traits (especially skin color and facial features), genes, and self-identification. Conceptions of race, as well as specific racial groupings, vary by culture and time and are often controversial due to their impact on social identity and identity politics, and many regard race as a social construct. Legal definitions, common usage, and scientific meaning can all be confounded, and care must be taken to note the context in which it is used."
In this context your demands - dear "victim" - to identify "race" is surely considered "race-baiting." Go back to your cave.
In this context your demands - dear "victim" - to identify "race" is surely considered "race-baiting." Go back to your cave.
RE: to "from a victim"
thank you!!your answer proved my point.its nice that you now agree with me.pity you didn't have the intelligence to know this & had to go find it out.next time try to have some knowledge of what you spruik.BTW if i live in a cave what race does that make me?LOL
RE: to "from a victim"
And what does that have to do with a guy who fancies Romanian girls above others?
agree
Sound right about how crazy some of this young girls act when in certain situations...I've had that experience myself.
RE: romanian woman, countries, etc...
Interesting post :P but maybe you do try to meet mature women as well. LOL. IMO, our emotional passionality is what gives ur a way to deal with stress and the problems we have. It is also a way to enjoy life at a maximum level of intensity. I do agree, we are difficult to deal with, but those who are a match to us get to live life at a higher level of intensity :-). Obviously I'm romanian too :-)). In my 20ies I was a wild cat, ... now... let's simply say I got more... foxy... LOL. Maturity comes with age and experience for some people... for others it never comes... regardless their nationality. I hope my post is not all blurry lol.
Race is a 4 letter word
RACE as a meaning does not existit actually has not scientific meaning or validity. There are no RACES on Earth only people with different geographical, historical, cultural backgrounds and make-ups.
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
dictionary is much more reputable than wikpedia!!
race(n) group of persons supposed to have common ancestors(hence the human race-my point),the posterity of family,kindred people,ethnical stock
race(n) group of persons supposed to have common ancestors(hence the human race-my point),the posterity of family,kindred people,ethnical stock
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
Oxford AND Wikipedia are behind the times... since
Bio-anthropologists are the experts in this area I recommend you listen to them and the LATEST thinking by them is the RACE is NOT A SCIENTIFICALLY VALID TERM...the dictionaries just need to catch up (and this is often the case). Just go check it out the Bio-anthropological literature. (By the way I am an anthropologist).
Bio-anthropologists are the experts in this area I recommend you listen to them and the LATEST thinking by them is the RACE is NOT A SCIENTIFICALLY VALID TERM...the dictionaries just need to catch up (and this is often the case). Just go check it out the Bio-anthropological literature. (By the way I am an anthropologist).
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
LMAO!! you want us to listen to scientists.those dealers in fantasy who can't make up their minds about pluto(for just one).poor anthro that's why they call them scientific theories not scientific fact!!!
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
how many times have anthropologists changed"their theories"on the evoloution of man?you are no more than a story teller who doesn't have the whole book,wait that makes you a teller of fairy tales!!
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
Amen, Bubba.... them scientist-types is plumb stoopid. How hard is it to just look at the facts and take them as is? Shit, it's like they're always waiting for someone else to come up with better answers.... Dumb flip-floppers.
hey Jethro
If it wasn't for flip-floppers you wouldn't be wanking off on the internet. Think about that next time you take out you cock and cum on a scott towel developed by dupoint chemical manufacture.
RE: hey Jethro
hey you think the human race was not jerking off before computers. that's why god gave us hands.sheesh anyone would think scientists invented the wheel.LMAO!!
RE: hey Jethro
you remind me of Jethro in the old tv show the Beverly Hillbillies...and you speak like him as well...you absolutely missed the point. Science isnt' the end all truth, but you use it everyday and so don't be putting it down so much, that my point.
RE: hey Jethro
not quick to put it down but if you listen to what the scientists say about themselves you would think they are greater than god almighty.they say their theories like they are fact yet when they change they are incredulous that we are sceptical or is that septic about it!!
RE: To jethro
ahhh the big brained science followers are out of intelligence & resort to insults. let me tell you a story 'bout a man named jed.....
where you get your facts
In case you didn't know, the OXFORD DICT get their information from so-called experts in the field...so if they want to define the word "atom" they go to a chemist or physicist and if they want to define "evolution" or culture they go to biologiest and anthropologist. Do if you look to the dictionary for authority than you are contradicting yourself with you post and cynical opinions.
The internet and your computer my man are a result of science...no one claims they have the final true but your cynical hypocritical agumentative positions and arguments are nowhere intelligent way of discussing things either. Ask yourself what is a theory and what a fact? Is it a fact that you need electricity to use the internet?
All science is a narrative "a story" and the world itselt is a story but at least some people try to be self-critical about there stories and order to at least come closer to so-called "reality" And back to the point: I don't believe there is any races of people and notthing supports it either. Just because people look, act and talk differently doesn't mean they are part of a different race.
The internet and your computer my man are a result of science...no one claims they have the final true but your cynical hypocritical agumentative positions and arguments are nowhere intelligent way of discussing things either. Ask yourself what is a theory and what a fact? Is it a fact that you need electricity to use the internet?
All science is a narrative "a story" and the world itselt is a story but at least some people try to be self-critical about there stories and order to at least come closer to so-called "reality" And back to the point: I don't believe there is any races of people and notthing supports it either. Just because people look, act and talk differently doesn't mean they are part of a different race.
RE: where you get your facts
but not all talk in a pompous holier than thou attitude likie you"scientists" as though you words are gospel. BTW konrad zuse was an inventor not a scientist.LMAO!!
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
wrong wikpedia didn't give a better definition only one you THOUGHT proved your point better which it didn't. how do we have human race,race riots,racial profiling,racial stereotyping,racial hatred etc?
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
Just a shot in the dark, but maybe those things have something to do with some people's insistence on propping themselves up as better than others for the slightest and stupidest of reasons?
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
Because - as the wikipedia quote said: "many regard race as a social construct" which, in the case you make, certain people use badly. It doesn't negate the definition. Definitions are neutral (or at least should be). Race is not a physical thing, it is a social thing.
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
there are races,all of the broader family that we are all part of the HUMAN RACE.like many types of rodents.different species but part of the same family.
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
BTW the whole point of this was racism in a social sense its the red herrings you kept trying to insert that made it wander but we finally got you to admit your error.very big of you & i accept your apology
RE: Race is a 4 letter word
If restating my original point in simpler language for you is considered an apology, it was my pleasure.
Anthropologies to Wikipedia
Thanks for you post. I very much agree with you....it is all about SOCIAL CONSTRUCTION(s) of reality and terms. The impact of how humans use concepts & terms (make ideologies of them) is real and tragic sometimes, but it is out constructions and our making.
RE: Anthropologies to Wikipedia
Sorry, that was a foul. Didn't you notice everybody says human "race" not "races"?
RE: GFE
Funny how a guy looking for a nice fantasy time on his next visit to Romania caused such commotion. He should google "escort romania" and find what he needs. Unless he is trying to get to know the girl before he goes.
IQ test:-))
Here's a one question IQ test that will help you decide how to spend the rest of your day. There is a mute man who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer................
He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses" If you got this wrong please turn off your computer and call it a day.
Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer................
He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses" If you got this wrong please turn off your computer and call it a day.
RE: IQ test:-))
the joke was for all the rest dummies like me who didn't know the answer :D (so i post it anonymously) lol
RE: IQ test:-))
what an sour partypooper you are M3.instead of being negative try being positive & post something.
RE: IQ test:-))
i stand by my comments about your negative posts in this AND the previou.a smile can be many things but its your words that showed your intent.going by your posts i'm glad i don't know you,it would be like having a grey sky as a friend or accquaintance
RE: IQ test:-))
awww thank you Alex... thx god not all the examinators kiss girls after giving them an "A" mark :):P
RE: IQ test:-))
he would ASK for it, he's not mute, but simply blind LOL. And no I haven't scrolled down to see the answer :-)))
Live Longer:-))
A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live.
So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.
"What you should do is go out and buy a late '70 or early '80 model Dodge Pickup," said the Pastor.
"Then go get married to the ugliest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma."
The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"
"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have, seem like forever."
So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.
"What you should do is go out and buy a late '70 or early '80 model Dodge Pickup," said the Pastor.
"Then go get married to the ugliest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma."
The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"
"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have, seem like forever."
The Perfect Day:-))
The Perfect Day for Her:
8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day for Him!
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
7:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
8:15 DFW - Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch CNN newsflash
7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room
11:55 Sleep
8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day for Him!
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
7:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
8:15 DFW - Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch CNN newsflash
7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room
11:55 Sleep
RE: The Perfect Day:-))
my perfect day...wake up...scratch balls...wank...eat...drink...smoke.. wank...sleep...wake up..wank again then sleep ready for the next day
Happy Birthday
Today is Hotlollipop's birthday and I wish her the very best in the coming year.
You are a great lady and a host, very friendly and a lot sexy.
You are a great lady and a host, very friendly and a lot sexy.
RE: Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday dear Sharon.....i wish u all the best!
its always a pleasure to chat with u........just keep on track, u r on the right way!
its always a pleasure to chat with u........just keep on track, u r on the right way!