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Spice Girls:-))
Little Johnny was watching TV with his father while his mother prepared the dinner in the kitchen.
After a while Little Johnny wanders into the kitchen and asks his mother, "Mommy, are the Spice Girls robots?"
"No, dear they aren't, why do you ask?"
"Well, Daddy just said that he'd like to screw the ass off the brunette one."
After a while Little Johnny wanders into the kitchen and asks his mother, "Mommy, are the Spice Girls robots?"
"No, dear they aren't, why do you ask?"
"Well, Daddy just said that he'd like to screw the ass off the brunette one."
Good Samaritan:-))
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead.
She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama. Then she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little Johnny broke the hushed silence. "I think I'd throw up."
She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama. Then she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little Johnny broke the hushed silence. "I think I'd throw up."
RE: Deep?
"your love is lifting me higher than i ever been lifted before.so keep it up quench my desire & i'll be at your side for ever more...."
RE: LOVE.... ?
dont judge us on our posts pls.........a joke is a joke
but i can be serious as well.......and im respecting everbody in here as real personality
but i can be serious as well.......and im respecting everbody in here as real personality
girls <> guys
the reminds me to a joke.........
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need...
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need...
RE: do you like.....
Depends what you mean by the real version of "Not so shy". I like girls who are self assured, confident about meeting people and have their own ideas and opinions. But I don't expect them to strip in public.:)
RE: do you like.....
depends what u call shy.....
i like smart open minded girls.......at least she should not be too shy for a flirt........and not too brash as well.....its nice to win her!
Its the mix which makes the thrill :-)
i like smart open minded girls.......at least she should not be too shy for a flirt........and not too brash as well.....its nice to win her!
Its the mix which makes the thrill :-)
RE: do you like.....
Girls with personality but not over the top. Smile, talkative, funny, smart....alive. Not just loud. Or a clown. Clever girls. But also kind, honest and caring. And with a nice 34 C chest. That is the important part.
RE: do you like.....
Maybe we are meade for each other as I'm too shy to use my noisy mobile phone in lessons in case it annoys my friends :)
Maybe we are meade for each other as I'm too shy to use my noisy mobile phone in lessons in case it annoys my friends :)
I said it twice because I want to be cool OlgaLena
Maybe we are meade for each other as I'm too shy to use my noisy mobile phone in lessons in case it annoys my friends :)
I said it twice because I want to be cool OlgaLena
RE: do you like.....
Now I have a real quandry. A post with my three favourite hosts, My one and only, my bestest friend, my secret love and the text maniac :-)How can I answer??? I know, I won't, so they will never know it is me
:-))
:-))
RE: do you like.....
sure i know who u are..........i love u too my dear :P
btw......who are the other 2?
btw......who are the other 2?
RE: do you like.....
I can be quite shy so I guess a girl that was not quite so shy would suit me
Where is AboveXBeyond?
Does anyone know where this beauty has gone to? I miss her. She has not been online in a few weeks.
Thanks in advance for any info.
Thanks in advance for any info.
one for gete
What do you call an Australian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
Wanna know? see below!
Bisexual.
Wanna know? see below!
Bisexual.
Love, deep love and
What is the difference between love, deep love and showing off?
have a look below
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
have a look below
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
sex & bridge
How is sex like a game of bridge?
see below
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner
see below
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner
did u know?
What's the definition of eternity?
Scroll down for the answer
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.
Scroll down for the answer
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.
a magic test
You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't work.
It's really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!
First, get a pen and paper.
Second, write the numbers one through six. Example:
1
2
3
4
5
6
Next to number one, write any number ...
Next to number two, write the name of anyone to which you are really attracted ...
Next to three, write down the first color you can think of ...
Next to number four, write the name of your first pet ...
Next to number five and six write down the name of a family member ...
Remember ... No cheating ...
Keep scrolling down ...
Don't cheat, or you'll be upset ...
Here're the answers ...
The number next to number one show how many times you should be smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid things like this actually mean anything ...
The person named next to number two is someone who will never have time to sleep with you because you're stupid enough to waste your time on something like this ...
The color you picked means nothing. It's a friggin' color for Christsake ...
Number four gives you the name of the dog which hopefully bites ur stupid ass...
Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be related to you ...
take is easy :P
It's really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!
First, get a pen and paper.
Second, write the numbers one through six. Example:
1
2
3
4
5
6
Next to number one, write any number ...
Next to number two, write the name of anyone to which you are really attracted ...
Next to three, write down the first color you can think of ...
Next to number four, write the name of your first pet ...
Next to number five and six write down the name of a family member ...
Remember ... No cheating ...
Keep scrolling down ...
Don't cheat, or you'll be upset ...
Here're the answers ...
The number next to number one show how many times you should be smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid things like this actually mean anything ...
The person named next to number two is someone who will never have time to sleep with you because you're stupid enough to waste your time on something like this ...
The color you picked means nothing. It's a friggin' color for Christsake ...
Number four gives you the name of the dog which hopefully bites ur stupid ass...
Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be related to you ...
take is easy :P
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
next time i'll watch the archive before i reply - shocked!
but still welcome dude
but still welcome dude
RE: Hotbabexxx
I never saw anyone give themselves a proctological exam before...I wonder if she found any polyps?
RE: koshed37
I think ur right.. :D but i see u waited until the results were out ya fecker... hahaha sneaky:P
RE: koshed37
OK i believe ya.. but only this time:P
You could have told me the results b4 the race i could have put a bet on then..:P i would have won all of 12 pence as i only have a penny to bet with. :(( What odds is that then.. hmmmm
So hmmm u better tell me whos gonna win the MotoGp then.. Rossi or Hayden... so get ur crystal ball out.. hahaha :P
You could have told me the results b4 the race i could have put a bet on then..:P i would have won all of 12 pence as i only have a penny to bet with. :(( What odds is that then.. hmmmm
So hmmm u better tell me whos gonna win the MotoGp then.. Rossi or Hayden... so get ur crystal ball out.. hahaha :P
Sunday Morning Coffee
what tastes better than an iced coffee on a beautiful sunday morning?
RE: Sunday Morning Coffee
Shame you only watch now David - needed you for the free kick in Moscow!
RE: Sunday Morning Coffee
What tastes better..!!?? I have to say a warm tender kiss from a lovely woman that has just eaten strawberries :P would taste way better than any coffee..:)
And failing the kiss, then kissing a girls legs after she has gotten out from the bath, and her skin is all warm and glowing.. ;)
If i can`t have either of those 2 things then i will pass on the coffee. :D
And failing the kiss, then kissing a girls legs after she has gotten out from the bath, and her skin is all warm and glowing.. ;)
If i can`t have either of those 2 things then i will pass on the coffee. :D
RE: Sunday Morning Coffee
A cup of chickory coffee and bignets at the cafe du monde in New Orleans....on a hot hazy august morning.
RE: anybody from Chernobyl
the extra pair of breasts on their backs, it's a dead giveaway. It's also the reason why girls from Chernobyl are my favorite dance partners. :P
RE: anybody from Chernobyl
Interesting question. I would like to know too. Not sure if we have any hosts from that area though.
RE: anybody from Chernobyl
Really? Why is that? Please inform us CSB or could it be you are the only one that didn't catch the joke....Duhhhhhh
RE: anybody from Chernobyl
I'd bet 90% of the literate adults know what happened there (I was going to say we ALL know what happened there but that might be a little to optimistic). So I'm guessing you just don't have a sense of humor. Have fun passing out the Duuuhss on your future posts
RE: anybody from Chernobyl
At the speed the Americans move at probably every person made homeless by the various disasters is still homeless.
So you will have plenty of choice CSB
So you will have plenty of choice CSB
anybody from moldova?
anybody here from moldova? i would like to give some questions about some points of register form.Thanks for ur answer
xxdelightxxx - the most beautifu woman in the world
Cara is outstanding, truly amazing! She is a very beautiful woman, with a great personality. Any time that you spend with her will be well worth it. The face of an angel, and a body that is amazing, she is a woman unlike any other here. I know I will return many many times. Treat her well, guys! She is an amazing woman.
fat girls
For those hosts who think they gain kg they need to walk more and more and do gymnastics.