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hallowen vs sex
Top 10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex
10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD.
10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD.
RE: Holloween joke
Assuming you are serious and really didn't get it................
the coffin stops!
the coughing stops!
Whether you find it funny or not, I did :), story well told by Psy.
the coffin stops!
the coughing stops!
Whether you find it funny or not, I did :), story well told by Psy.
RE: Holloween joke
My pleasure! :) By the way, isn't it called Halloween? But I like Holloween, it's an improvement!
Halloween joke
( or so it's called, didn't really get but, whatever )
Halloween Joke
===============
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind
him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out
the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle
of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of
the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he
can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops
Halloween Joke
===============
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind
him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out
the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle
of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of
the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he
can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops
RE: Halloween joke
I don't get it................. then again I am not getting any for free anymore
RE: Hi!
Are you say this person is so dumb they don't even know how to spell their name? Well, you are the dumb one. So what if this person is a little slow, and has to buy only slip on shoes because they don't know how to tie a knot. So what if elevators scare the living shit out of him/her becuase they seems like a "magic box". Big deal if his/her favorite color is potatoe. I say welcome to CC and please excuse all the smart-ass folks around.
RE: Hi!
thank you all. yes my brother is Borat. we both from Kazakhstan. we here to make laugh. we here for not trouble.
RE: Hi!
Yes, for to make with the laughing and to find wife to buy who has hips of moo cow to make the sweet angry goat style sex with, and who can lactate continuously to help feed the chickens and the migrant Krygystan workers in the potato fields to keep their digging fingers strong.
RE: Hi!
I prefer the Ali G persona, especially when he interviews people who have no idea what the fuck he's on about.
RE: Question.....
I don't think so. If she is hoping to keep customers comming back to chat (she dosen't get naked right?) she had better learn to communicate or move into adult and strip
RE: Question.....
I dunno what has happend to MY translator, but its' replies r funny and bitchy at the same time :D
RE: Romantic or pragmatic?
Julia, welcome back to the USSR, cause you don't know how lucky you are girl! :))
For Members....Which do you prefer?
Question...if given the choice of a weekend alone with your computer, a high res monitor, a free long distance phone card, an endless supply of CC credits, a box of Kleenex and some handcream....or...a weekend away with an average looking woman...your own age....who you may or may not score with...that is up to your skill stud...which would you choose and why?
RE: For Members....Which do you prefer?
I agree. But I think there are a lot of members here who would pick the weekend with CC. They are unwilling or incapable of being with a real woman so they choose CC. You never get disappointed, you don't have to look your best...and you always cum.
RE: For Members....Which do you prefer?
Reality wins every time. The option you did not give was to meet a host in real. I know that for me spending time with a fully clothed host in real is infinitely better than seeing her doing a show in video.
RE: For Members....Which do you prefer?
Is this a serious question? Time with a real woman is always superior to time spent online. CC is just something to pass away idle moments, not a replacement for life.
RE: For Members....Which do you prefer?
offline i am very boring and easily become bored, so if i were alone with her shewould bore me quickly. so id say the first option, with or without credits i would rather just like to have the time alone with my pc an potato :p
RE: For Members....Which do you prefer?
Are you people crazy??!! I would take the CC weekend anyday. Think about it; and endless credit line with CC vs a weekend with an average looking girl. You act as if once the weekend is over I will not be able to ask another girl out (or was that part of deal?). I would spend time with all my favorite hosts and come monday I would check into the hospital for some much needed cream for my self-inflected friction burns.
Who has the power?
Who has the power in CC? The member with the money or the host with the "goodies"...however you wish to define that. At the end of the day the member has less money...and a handful of dirty kleenex. At the end of the day the host has more money but she was forced to do things she would generally not do under other circumstances... Does anyone have the upper hand or is it a dance of money and sex?
RE: Who has the power?
supply and demand has the power, if the demand is high and the supply is low then host has the power, but if the demand is low and the supply is high then the viewer has the power.To get to the point MONEY has ALL the power here. Isn't capitalism GREAT, it's the American way.
RE: Who has the power?
The one who has the power most is the person who can stand up at the end of the night and turn the pc and go to bed and sleep wthout it having an effect on them.. weather that be the host who is making the money or the member who is cleaning up his keyboard.. Only one who has the power is that person who reachs for the off switch..
But all in all i`d say CC has the most power around here... No matter what happens here CC will always end up doing better than any of the girls or members on here... :)) Wish i owned this place ...:P
But all in all i`d say CC has the most power around here... No matter what happens here CC will always end up doing better than any of the girls or members on here... :)) Wish i owned this place ...:P
RE: Who has the power?
It is obvious that those who have to "constantly" remark to posts in a critical way are bidding for power in CC's. Regardless of how intelligent their remarks may be, they eventually become a "turn off," and a bore! This is the legacy of smart ass remarks. Eventually, they burn themselves out. After all, they can't possibly have all the correct answers for everything posted in the CC Forum, they just think they do. Their popularity eventually becomes fleeting. But then, just like assholes, everyone has an opinion. I personally don't like that saying, because it has demeaning overtones. On the other hand, some in CC's live by it...........
REAL POWER
The REAL power is in those who take the power and the potential for most power it the CONSUMER (members), on ONE CONDITION, that the consumer/member CONTROL his or her actions. Hosts and even CC would be nowhere if it wasn't for the consumer.
RE: Who has the power?
In my case, it was the credit card companies who had all the power; once they stopped allowing switching of balances at 0% interest, I was stuffed in CC for a time.
Fortunately, my favourite hosts allowed me into their vids for free until I paid off the cards.
Thanks girls, love you forever! kisses.....
Fortunately, my favourite hosts allowed me into their vids for free until I paid off the cards.
Thanks girls, love you forever! kisses.....
RE: Who has the power?
Her man has the power,because even she wants to meet the member, she is allowed only to go shopping with him.LOL
And the member has such a sexy voice!!!! Money would be the last thing she would need from such a guy!
Real story, by the way!
And the member has such a sexy voice!!!! Money would be the last thing she would need from such a guy!
Real story, by the way!
bow to the consumer
I agree with now, our is a consumer driven economy and sex is just another part of it.
favorite host
anyone tell me who they would suggest that has following features must be slim, tall, with black hair and black EYES. Intelligent, love sex . enjoys books. Love to dance. Also ... please someone over 20 as well.
RE: favorite host
black eyes - hmmm, sounds like my ex-girlfriend after I caught her fooling around with the milkman - skanky fucking ho!!
RE: favorite host
I had a black lab who fit that description...wait...I had to read to her...my bad.
RE: favorite host
Check out xloverdosex. Sweet girl who has everything you're looking for and knows how to put on a fantastic show.
RE: favorite host
thanks she looks pretty close . next time she is on ill give her a go. if any other suggestions feel free to add on.
CHAHOST HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS ......OMG
I have notice that some ugly girls on cc , today has changed so much and are very pretty now like lindats , her pics used to look awful and now with a new nick name she even looks different and hot WOWOWOW same with Lovelight ......
And other chat host like (((BestSophia ))) are looking so skinny and white :( I think she is so many hours online she doesnt have time to eat I always see this girl online , her eyes look so tired and sad :( I want to ask for you girls ???How can someone work 7 days a week , over 14 hour a day and still be horny? Is it all about the money?
And other chat host like (((BestSophia ))) are looking so skinny and white :( I think she is so many hours online she doesnt have time to eat I always see this girl online , her eyes look so tired and sad :( I want to ask for you girls ???How can someone work 7 days a week , over 14 hour a day and still be horny? Is it all about the money?
RE: CHAHOST HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS ......OMG
If you haven't worked out for yourself the answers to your final questions, after 3 years here, there is really no hope for you...your naivete must be chronic.
RE: CHAHOST HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS ......OMG
Personally, also my perception about CC has changed after have visited many times some young girls who work 7/7 24/24h. I consider definitely this site and any kind of sites like this: not more funny. There are many terrible situations of submission from chathost to their admin. For few dollars they have lost more. :-( I think it's time for CC to introduce some elementary work conditions to protect the existence of Chathosts.
RE: CHAHOST HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS ......OMG
all the year around BestSophie
has been online , she is a hard worker , doesnt have a life .....
i watched her few times it is not fun anymore .....
has been online , she is a hard worker , doesnt have a life .....
i watched her few times it is not fun anymore .....
RE: CHAHOST HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS ......OMG
Once the girls hit puberty they really change a lot. Seriously we see many hosts start here in their late teens and after a couple of years there can be some profound physical changes. Plus I agree...I think working in this environment changes them in other ways too.
RE: CHAHOST HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS ......OMG
BestSophie NOT AS PRETTY :(( as last year .........take a break girl lol
RE: CHAHOST HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS ......OMG
lol BestSophie
always online how can she lol ?????????????
always online how can she lol ?????????????
to BestSophie
what are u planning in buy this year ??? i spend lots of money on you and nowi dont have a penny :( u dont talk to me or send me emails , u used to do it ...... i guess you too busy
RE: to BestSophie
everyone have a different opnion just respect that xxxxx
and cc post . because forum is for discuss
and cc post . because forum is for discuss
RE: to BestSophie
baby try to eat :( u do look very weakness and breathlessness .... it doesnt make me horny anymore :) take care sweety and try to look after ur self :) i know u like the money but inside i see now u are not as happy ... i worry about u x
RE: to BestSophie
It's true. I had a go at Viagra many, many times and can confirm that it really puts the Tabasco back in the gumbo, if you know what I mean.
RE: to BestSophie
Hey Anne I think you misunderstood Mark's post. He doesn't seem to be having a go at Sophie, in fact I read it as perhaps he is feeling sorry for her. Maybe have a go at him for pitying the girl :)
RE: CHAHOST HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS ......OMG
i just think she is sick , ok u can work for the money , but aqll the time , lol i work at the maxim 5 days a week , i do other things too , i am sure she is not happy inside , and she doesnt because she like to have cash...... money dont bring happiness
RE: CHAHOST HAS CHANGED SO MUCH FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS ......OMG
i think she is posting here ...........
Wimmin vs. Men ..
The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
She is half discovered, half wild, and naturally beautiful with bush
land around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially
with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction
is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate
keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
She is half discovered, half wild, and naturally beautiful with bush
land around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially
with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction
is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate
keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick
RE: Wimmin vs. Men ..
I am sure that it is your brain that brings you to CC. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you have no brain either.
RE: hmm
Low price in non-adult? Who are you kidding? Many non-adult hosts charge MORE than adult hosts. $1.50 a minute just to chat? Ok, whatever.
RE: hmm
Yeah it`s getting really annoying. I get it alot too. Started to think i`m the only real non adult host in this category :))
RE: hmm
It's been explained before. There are less girls in Non Adult and you can only do adult stuff in 121 which is usually double the price. On the other hand there are girls in Adult who don't strip either. See how confusing it is?
RE: hmm
I think just about everyone in the world would do hardcore if the price was right.
Like that old prostitute joke.
Like that old prostitute joke.
RE: hmm
I still think your wrong.
Unless you are already very wealthy I think just about everyone would push a dildo up there ass while someone watched, for say, $100,000,000.
Unless you are already very wealthy I think just about everyone would push a dildo up there ass while someone watched, for say, $100,000,000.
RE: hmm
Funny enough all of u girls posts with annonymus if u have nothing to hide and u really never do adult why don't u just say straight who u are?? maybe uve been tempted or maybe even did it ?? and some members wll recognise ya? oh well...thats what happend when u get boring and get no traffic blame the others it always works, it;s human nature i suppose...i guess ill join your club and dont sign either .
RE: hmm
i rarely visit NA hosts, i know the rules.
if a NA host wants to strip she'll get in right catagory to catch my interest. but i have made a few wrong turns in the past tho. IF i can view its adult only. im not here to just chat, i want to stare at her boobs and babble about crap neither of us really care about :D
if a NA host wants to strip she'll get in right catagory to catch my interest. but i have made a few wrong turns in the past tho. IF i can view its adult only. im not here to just chat, i want to stare at her boobs and babble about crap neither of us really care about :D
RE: CC Camera Software
I'm having a problem too. When a host's cam stops working so does my credit card.
RE: CC Camera Software
Who could blame a girl as sweet as you for anything? You're one of the most honest people I've ever met here Kristel.
RE: CC Camera Software
had problems with some vids, freezes on one frame,choppy vids, all I say "having a problem with the feed I'll try another day" I don't blame host for tec problems
RE: the most embarassing thing
my mom caught me polishing the one eyed trouser snake when I was 13. She didn't make a big deal about it, just told me to stop....(sigh)...here I am 30 years later still wanking
RE: the most embarassing thing
i went out with a few friends to a club where the girl strips in front of a glass booth where she cant see u but u see her and the booths are all around the stage. i sat in a booth masterbating and talking very nasty to the girl. when i finished i left the booth where all my friends were standing and one friend said to me " i never want to see that again!" i said the girl was hot and he said yeah but ur booth had a clear glass and everyone say u jacking off.
MY LOVE
There are many beautiful ladies on this site, but there is one that has my heart. I would give her name, however, I don't want any of you trying to steal her from me. I hope to one day have her here with me.
RE: MY LOVE
There's nothing a chick loves more than insecurity in a guy. Insecurity concerning imagined competition for her affections on a site full of wankers especially.
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
RE: MY LOVE
You want to talk about insecurity, and yet you don't have the balls to give you name.
RE: MY LOVE
hmmm u were right about here, but wasn't any luv there <--- either. i'm gonna try there ---> now and see if my luck with the chicks is any better. i'll let ya know if i find anything.
RE: MY LOVE
WOW ! Now i know I have really made the big time here. Someone has copied my name at last. hehe :))
Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
In a hypothetical matchup who would win as wittiest. Pushkin or WTF. Girls get WTF out of retirement. Get them in Comm Chat at a set time for a moron contest.
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
Oh come on. I am certainly not a fan of WTF but he would win against pushkin using one tenth of his brain.
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF vs. oscar
don't forget oscar for the moron contest!
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
I'm a fan of both, but each has their own unique brand of humor. WTF was a caustic SOB but true to a point and push is more subtle injecting harmeless humor in his post. It's unfair to call it the "Battle of the Century". Just 2 guys posting with their names behind them, something you should try Annon.
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
Two of the funniest, most original, least offensive posters this site has ever seen.
It's a testament to their breezy, beneficent nature that so many priggish, puritan-types here want to squat on their faces and silence them with a mighty judgmental dump to their cake hole.
Personally, I find the ranks of the humorless manners-gestapo much more offensive.
It's a testament to their breezy, beneficent nature that so many priggish, puritan-types here want to squat on their faces and silence them with a mighty judgmental dump to their cake hole.
Personally, I find the ranks of the humorless manners-gestapo much more offensive.
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
I don't really know Pushkin except for the simile jokes, but liked WTF very much. However, for real wit and intelligent posting, INYF remains unbeatable. He won't like me saying this but then I'm not his friend!
Shy is funny too but all I'll get is abuse for saying so - be kinda disappointed if I didn't!
He takes a lot of stick here but the forum without Warchant would be dull indeed. You keep ur end up, old warrior! :)
Shy is funny too but all I'll get is abuse for saying so - be kinda disappointed if I didn't!
He takes a lot of stick here but the forum without Warchant would be dull indeed. You keep ur end up, old warrior! :)
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
wrachant is a rude, abrasive individual who likes to make fun of toilet cleaners.
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
I was for a time a toilet cleaner in my youth. I'm not offended.
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
yes, we're of a single mind, you and i. it's not offensive at all, very funny actually. toilet cleaners are the detritus of society after all. i can't think of a single profession that deserves to be shat upon more. :)
WTF and A Banana
I think in terms of wit and humor and sarcasm, the best two posters here recently have been WTF and A Banana (even though both can be a little caustic and, occasionally, downright mean!). Sadly, both appear to have slipped away from us and the forums are a poorer place for it. Just MHO.
This Pushkin character is a johnny-come-lately who may one day take over their reign but he needs to prove himself with posts other than the tedious ones he has been posting.
This Pushkin character is a johnny-come-lately who may one day take over their reign but he needs to prove himself with posts other than the tedious ones he has been posting.
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
actually when i was 14 and flipping hamburgers i had to do that stuff too
as for abrasive, you bet i am
rude? nahm unless you add the sociallably unaccetpable after it
as for abrasive, you bet i am
rude? nahm unless you add the sociallably unaccetpable after it
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
add repetitive to ur list "lol" or is it just stuttering? lol
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
what's repetitive is the nonsense that come out of the "ATA's" mouths
it usually amounts to blah blah blah like yours did
same garbage different day
it usually amounts to blah blah blah like yours did
same garbage different day
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
what in the world do i have to do with this conversation....oh right the "ATA" is at work
sheesh children give it a rest
sheesh children give it a rest
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
but i still don't get what i have to do with this battle of the century, i don't know either of the combatants
RE: Battle of the century...Pushkin vs WTF
Wouldnt it be crazy if it turned out that he was picked up and locked away for committing some heinous crime?
Am I the only one who wonders such things about the people who post here?
Am I the only one who wonders such things about the people who post here?
What a wish.. :)
OMG OMG OMG talk about a wish come true well part of it anyway...
The first time i have done the Lottery in years and i win 28,443 pounds.. WWOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It wasn`t the 50,000 i put as one of my wishes but i`m FECKING happy..... BYE BYE debts.... YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWWWWWW
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY..... PARTY TIME. when i get the money in2 my account..:P:D
The first time i have done the Lottery in years and i win 28,443 pounds.. WWOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It wasn`t the 50,000 i put as one of my wishes but i`m FECKING happy..... BYE BYE debts.... YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWWWWWW
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY..... PARTY TIME. when i get the money in2 my account..:P:D
RE: What a wish.. :)
congrats koshy.guess that means you will be listening to that little voice more & only wearing socks for a while :--))
RE: What a wish.. :)
you struggle badly with it don't you.your aspirations far exceed your inspiration. keep up slow coach!
RE: What a wish.. :)
I only ever use koshed, with either 35, 36 or 37 after it... 2 years passed me by so its now koshed37... :P:D
Pushkin
PUSHKIN !!!!! Your my hero man ! Your posts crack me up and just had to join in the fun .... Too many sour faced , miserable gits on here now , all frustrated so hey dump on anyone who likes a laugh ... Keep up the good work ......
BTW re: Pushkin
i have had this one many times and can confirm he likes marmite in his sandwiches
BTW re: Pushkin
i have had this one many times and can confirm he likes marmite in his sandwiches
RE: Pushkin
Agree with Mo, I have read many of his post and can confim he likes his White Russian on the rocks if you know what I mean.
It's alot beter then saying "cool" or "kwel" at the end of each post.
It's alot beter then saying "cool" or "kwel" at the end of each post.
RE: Pushkin
While I have nothing against Pushkin's posts I assumed you were Pushkin posting with another name.
But if not you really are a bit of a tit.
But if not you really are a bit of a tit.
RE: Why do u do this?
Nobody posts with 'anonymous', they just leave the from line blank. Well I guess if you're feeling a bit shagged and can't be arsed, why not?
RE: Why do u do this?
Your posting with that guy Anonymous's name.
So you can't really criticise anyone else :P
So you can't really criticise anyone else :P
RE: Why do u do this?
I'm the original poster (:P) and the reason I posted under "anonymous" is because I'm a spinless wimp afraid of my own shadow, I can't bear the idea of confrontation. I tend to fold like an origami figure...domo arigato
RE: Why do u do this?
I don't think you need to explain it more clearly as your original post was perfectly understandable.
I was just being cheeky with my answer.
I was just being cheeky with my answer.
RE: Why do u do this?
This post has upset the postee, cos my nick has been used. This Anonymous is a really nice host, and we have feelings for each other. It is upsetting for her when mindless morons use my nick for sexual gratification or a cheap laugh.
RE: Why do u do this?
This is my GF who posts here, she is very shy and easily offended. Please do not do it again.
RE: mens asses
why not combine the two and look at his one brown eye that is always winking at you if you know what I mean
RE: mens asses
was starting to get worried that I was offending ladies by showing my ass. Thank you for clarifying that kinkygirls.
Women & Menstrual Cycles
Scientific Fact:
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
And just before she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in
petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
And just before she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in
petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.
A man and a woman joke
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket"!
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket"!
After a moment of silence, he farted.