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Merry XMAS Russia from USA
Jolly old Saint Nicholas tell them for me
Merry Merry Christmas from the USA
Now you dear old man open up your heart
Be gentle, kind and good as always
Tell them Merry Merry Christmas from the USA
To all Russia with love from the USA
Made your life be full of Peace, Love, Hope and Happiness
As I wish you a Merry Merry Christmas from the USA
As you celebrate this season with love
Lead us dear Saint as children to be
That we join together Russia and USA
to wish all a Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Merry Merry Christmas from the USA
Now you dear old man open up your heart
Be gentle, kind and good as always
Tell them Merry Merry Christmas from the USA
To all Russia with love from the USA
Made your life be full of Peace, Love, Hope and Happiness
As I wish you a Merry Merry Christmas from the USA
As you celebrate this season with love
Lead us dear Saint as children to be
That we join together Russia and USA
to wish all a Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Merry Christmas Russia from USA
Merry Christmas Russia From America
As you celebrate the christ child, carrying candles, torches and homemade lanterns around the church and thinking of the stories of Saint Nicholas and Saint Cassian the miracle workers singing
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah
St. Nicholas we cheer
As we celebrate the season bright as children of the light
Lead us dear saint, in joy and peace--your prayers we now implore.
(A song from Me to friends, families, and yes even to those I don't know)
Merry Merry Christmas to Russia
Far far away out in a beautiful country to see
Made your holidays be bright and cheerful
and the gifts of love be plentiful
From the USA we share the same prayers
Peace, Love and Hope
That days through life we share the holidays
Merry Merry Christmas from the USA to Russia
As you celebrate the christ child, carrying candles, torches and homemade lanterns around the church and thinking of the stories of Saint Nicholas and Saint Cassian the miracle workers singing
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah
St. Nicholas we cheer
As we celebrate the season bright as children of the light
Lead us dear saint, in joy and peace--your prayers we now implore.
(A song from Me to friends, families, and yes even to those I don't know)
Merry Merry Christmas to Russia
Far far away out in a beautiful country to see
Made your holidays be bright and cheerful
and the gifts of love be plentiful
From the USA we share the same prayers
Peace, Love and Hope
That days through life we share the holidays
Merry Merry Christmas from the USA to Russia
Wacky Warnings
Wash clothes, not body, wacky warning advises
A warning label advising against climbing into a washing machine has won the 10th annual Wacky Warning Label contest.
The contest, run by American lobby group the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, aims to "reveal how lawsuits, and concern about lawsuits, have created a need for common sense warnings on products".
The winning label, on a laundromat washing machine, advises: "Do not put any person in this washer".
Second place went to a motor manufacturer who warned "Never use a lit match to check fuel level."
Other winners included a lotto ticket advising "do not iron", an instruction on a mobile phone saying "Don't try to dry your phone in a microwave oven" and this warning on a Yellow Pages: "Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle
A warning label advising against climbing into a washing machine has won the 10th annual Wacky Warning Label contest.
The contest, run by American lobby group the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, aims to "reveal how lawsuits, and concern about lawsuits, have created a need for common sense warnings on products".
The winning label, on a laundromat washing machine, advises: "Do not put any person in this washer".
Second place went to a motor manufacturer who warned "Never use a lit match to check fuel level."
Other winners included a lotto ticket advising "do not iron", an instruction on a mobile phone saying "Don't try to dry your phone in a microwave oven" and this warning on a Yellow Pages: "Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle
Beauty Tips
When you seem down and out, please always remember what Audrey Hepburn had written for her funeral.
Maturing Everyday (ladies this is a good beauty tip from a beautiful actress)
1. Lips: speak words of kindness
2. Eyes: seek out the good in people
3. Body: to keep a slim figure, share your food with the hungry
4. Hair: let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day
5. Poise: walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone
6. Friends: even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone
[>] [<] Remember, if you ever nee a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms and as you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
Maturing Everyday (ladies this is a good beauty tip from a beautiful actress)
1. Lips: speak words of kindness
2. Eyes: seek out the good in people
3. Body: to keep a slim figure, share your food with the hungry
4. Hair: let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day
5. Poise: walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone
6. Friends: even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone
[>] [<] Remember, if you ever nee a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms and as you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
RE: Win a free 15 minute session
Hmm, I like this...so tell me, just what does one consider when judging the winner of such a contest? The length of the cum squirt? The length of the member's uhh, member? Also, upon submitting our pic, do we waive our rights to privacy entitling you exclusive rights to use them at your discretion; ie: releasing them to the public? I'm serious, I need to know these things if I wanna win.
RE: Win a free 15 minute session
A new low for CC. If I win your fee video can I donate to a blind member so somebody would appreciate it?
RE: Win a free 15 minute session
And what precisely do you imagine that they might be jealous of? It alludes me.
RE: Win a free 15 minute session
... they are jealous of her modelling contract for Kazakhstan Vogue !!
RE: Win a free 15 minute session
Her?
ohhhh
i was assuming xxxkaz was a man.
i was thinking to myself, what an odd contest this is ...
ohhhh
i was assuming xxxkaz was a man.
i was thinking to myself, what an odd contest this is ...
RE: Win a free 15 minute session
kaz a man?? i think i have some glasses around here for you some place :P
RE: Win a free 15 minute session
Kaz, hunny, me a little shy to send a picture of me cumming, the contest does sound like fun, good luck to all, wish I was in, oh Kaz hunny can I have a free 10 minute session, I can moannnnnnnn good and make good typing sounds, just kidding hun, good luck with your contest
Did I Have a Son-In-Law
Hey room, this is the beginning of a new year and this might be some good advice to those young women here, dont let your age catch up with you and to you men out there if you get caught with a vibrator by your wife, here is a good example to tell her:
My wife was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from our daughters bedroom, by the way our daughter name is Misty. When she opened the door she found Misty naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she scream. Misty replied, mom, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closet I'll ever get to a husband. Later that week I was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. I went downstairs, I found Misty naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" I ask. Misty replied, dad, I'm 35 and still living at home with you and mom and this is the closet I'll ever get to a husband." A couple days later my wife heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found me watching television with the vibrator buzzing away next to me. She hollar out "What are you doing". I told her I was watching the ball game with my son-in-law.
My wife was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from our daughters bedroom, by the way our daughter name is Misty. When she opened the door she found Misty naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she scream. Misty replied, mom, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closet I'll ever get to a husband. Later that week I was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. I went downstairs, I found Misty naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" I ask. Misty replied, dad, I'm 35 and still living at home with you and mom and this is the closet I'll ever get to a husband." A couple days later my wife heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found me watching television with the vibrator buzzing away next to me. She hollar out "What are you doing". I told her I was watching the ball game with my son-in-law.
RE: Just reading some posts
Life is like that, Vera. Some people just gotta bitch and try put-downs. Preesent company excepted, of course. :-)
RE: Just reading some posts
Gort. Once again we are all a little bit dummer after reading one of your posts. Thank you.
RE: Just reading some posts
Well said Gort... but those who add the oil are sad and it makes them feel better to attack others. Hopefully something will make them happy in 2007
RE: Just reading some posts
Humans are mamals, we think we have "advanced" our behaviours a bit more than most other mamals, (not by much) but you can not change instinct. Males will always boast and perform unusual acts for the females to have the chance to mate with her. The strong survive, the weak parish. It's as simple as that. A woman is not going to procreate with a pitiful fool, she is going to choose a man who is strong confident and secure becuase she knows he will be a good provider and that her children will be strong with the genes of her mate. We all want to win, that is just the way it is. Everyone has troubles, how you handle those troubles determines your charachter.
Is it wrong to kick someone when they are down? maybe. Will that change how people act? I doubt it. The only one you can change is yourself. If you act like you want other to act, maybe they will respect you and try to be like you. Change is slow, but life is short, and often over before the real changes can be realized.
Is it wrong to kick someone when they are down? maybe. Will that change how people act? I doubt it. The only one you can change is yourself. If you act like you want other to act, maybe they will respect you and try to be like you. Change is slow, but life is short, and often over before the real changes can be realized.
Keeping it up.
THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING ---
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to
spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's
97 years old and we don't know where she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right
out of my glass.
You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!
Forget exercise, I'm going to bed.
I need my beauty rest...
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to
spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's
97 years old and we don't know where she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right
out of my glass.
You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!
Forget exercise, I'm going to bed.
I need my beauty rest...
What can I say!
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
gentleman and an elderly lady
struck up a conversation and discovered that
they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed,
they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
headed to the river to his fishing boat and
started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a
fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
and pants and made mad passionate love to the man
right there in the boat !
When they finished, the man couldn't believe
what had just happened, but he had just experienced
the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the
river, when soon they came upon another fork in the
river.
He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
She said yes and there they were the next day,
riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down ?"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
guided the boat down the river when he came upon
another fork in the river and he asked the
lady,"Up or down ?"
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
"What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad
passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
my hearing aid and I thought the choices were
f**k or drown."
gentleman and an elderly lady
struck up a conversation and discovered that
they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed,
they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
headed to the river to his fishing boat and
started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a
fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
and pants and made mad passionate love to the man
right there in the boat !
When they finished, the man couldn't believe
what had just happened, but he had just experienced
the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the
river, when soon they came upon another fork in the
river.
He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
he asked her to go fishing again the next day.
She said yes and there they were the next day,
riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down ?"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
guided the boat down the river when he came upon
another fork in the river and he asked the
lady,"Up or down ?"
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
"What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad
passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
my hearing aid and I thought the choices were
f**k or drown."
And this is not ageist.
A group of tourists were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they
stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of
cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a
lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These" she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no
longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in your country with your
old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of
cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a
lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These" she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no
longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in your country with your
old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
This is NOT anti-semetic
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I
have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What
should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I
can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife...spoke
to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What
should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I
can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife...spoke
to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
Is this you?
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to.
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
10. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
11. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
room.
12. You sing along with elevator music.
13. Your eyes won't get much worse.
14. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
15. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather
service.
16. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them
either.
17. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
18. You can't remember who sent you this list
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Also Forward this to every one, that is everyone you remember .
If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to.
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
10. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
11. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
room.
12. You sing along with elevator music.
13. Your eyes won't get much worse.
14. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
15. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather
service.
16. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them
either.
17. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
18. You can't remember who sent you this list
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Also Forward this to every one, that is everyone you remember .
RE: wanker
It means beating off, slapping the salomi, five knuckle shuffle, spanking the monkey...hundreds more euphanisms for this, so a wanker is someone who wanks.
Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS to all of my sweet russian lady friends here(you know who you are :-P).hope your day is filled with much joy and happiness!
RE: Merry Christmas
a VA wanna b.....er..i joined b4 he did..i always been this way..and im tryin to b like him? yeah..ok..and now u can go play in the yard with all the other little girls and boys
RE: Merry Christmas
typical shy response.i try to wish some friends here a Merry Christmas,and see what i get? ya twat
How do I know?
If she really likes me. I have know a girl from here for about a year now. We never use cc now just yahoo chat.(sorry about that cc). Which obviously means i dont pay for her time but i have on occasions helped her out if she is short of cash or bought her little gifts. We are great friends and talk non stop about anything and everything. We fool about sometimes when in mood but its rare. I dont really mind that because its great just spending time with her and if im honest i think it would make things little awkward if or when we actually meet in person. When we chat we blow kisses and hug, all the usual stuff and we talk about liking each other alot. I know my own feelings for her and she knows how much i care for her and would do anything for her. Im just not sure how exactly she feels for me. Obviously she is beautiful and im the opposite lol. She is little older than me so its not me cradle snatching or anything. We plan to meet sometime this year but im just not sure if she really really likes me or if she would prefere just to be friends. I would be gutted if that was the case but i would accept it (eventually) and probally stay good friends with her. I am 99.99% certain that all she has told me is true. No boyfriend for real, and that she really does care for me etc.. But when you read some guys horror stories from here you cant help but be scared that this could all end in tears. I think ill just wait and see how things turn out. See if there is real chemistry like we have when we chat. God why cant life be simple.
RE: How do I know?
If she talk to you all the time and never asked you for vid or something, i think shes a great girl and you should give to her credit.
Dont listing all those pathetic comments. If she never changed the way to treat you , if she give you the same attention, if she didnt get bored with you in a whole year and you never pay a cent in her vid, she must like you alot. Thnk about how many girls did u meet here and who treat you the same, and u will see the difference. You better dont lose her, try and do what your heart tell you. Best of luck to both of you!! Cheers!!
Dont listing all those pathetic comments. If she never changed the way to treat you , if she give you the same attention, if she didnt get bored with you in a whole year and you never pay a cent in her vid, she must like you alot. Thnk about how many girls did u meet here and who treat you the same, and u will see the difference. You better dont lose her, try and do what your heart tell you. Best of luck to both of you!! Cheers!!
RE: How do I know?
Umm, it seems you overlooked the part where he said he sends her gifts and money...anyway. Guy, you can try not sending any gifts or money for awhile and see if she still talks to you and if she continues to, well, good.
RE: How do I know?
Whether she asks for money or gifts or not is irrelevant!! Besides, it's obvious that she doesn't ask for gifts...that's why they are called gifts. If he just gives stuff to her, she knows she has the guy wrapped and it just makes it that much easier for her to take advantage of the poor guy.
RE: How do I know?
I think your trying too hard , putting too much importance
on making some decision. Which is going to end badly.
You need to have no concern or expectation about how things will turn out. Especially if you go to visit her.
She is a great friend to you and your both having fun.
See where it all leads.
Remember this is a fantasy site for her too. If things are not as you expect them to be. Don't be upset with her.
on making some decision. Which is going to end badly.
You need to have no concern or expectation about how things will turn out. Especially if you go to visit her.
She is a great friend to you and your both having fun.
See where it all leads.
Remember this is a fantasy site for her too. If things are not as you expect them to be. Don't be upset with her.
RE: How do I know?
Hey
here is an idea... Try asking her!
If you are not sure she likes you as much as you like her, then ask her. You are bold enough to ask all the perfect strangers here right?
I would tell her your feelings for her and your intentions for the future and so what if she says no , she dosen't feel the same? She might just say yes ! you don't find love, it finds you. If you can't talk to her about a future, then she will not be in it.
here is an idea... Try asking her!
If you are not sure she likes you as much as you like her, then ask her. You are bold enough to ask all the perfect strangers here right?
I would tell her your feelings for her and your intentions for the future and so what if she says no , she dosen't feel the same? She might just say yes ! you don't find love, it finds you. If you can't talk to her about a future, then she will not be in it.
RE: Chic and Mature
You may get a lot of different answers to this question. :)) I was talking with a friend the other day about age… to me… a 30 yr old woman is not mature in age… she is still a young lady. I see mature (when it comes to age) as being 50+ years. Your profile says you are 27…so that makes you a young lady in my mind :)
As for who they are around and taking care or not taking care… as long as she is who she really is and not pretending to be someone else… I think that is great. Of course it is better for everyone to take care of themselves when ever possible.
As for who they are around and taking care or not taking care… as long as she is who she really is and not pretending to be someone else… I think that is great. Of course it is better for everyone to take care of themselves when ever possible.
RE: Chic and Mature
she must have changed it bella as she 30 now? I think 30 plus is good, 40's and 50's too if they still have good looks.
RE: Chic and Mature
could have sworn it was 27 when i posted :P
you are only as young as your heart is... does not matter if you are 20,30,40,50,60..... just need to feed and nurture that inner child always. :))
you are only as young as your heart is... does not matter if you are 20,30,40,50,60..... just need to feed and nurture that inner child always. :))
RE: Chic and Mature
you are very welcome ally... and actually... i wanted to thank you also :)
RE: Merry XMas
Yes keep belitting other peoples nations in your own little world. Russian? You're just an imposter...
RE: Merry XMas
Merry Christmas to you and all the ladies here who celebrate today! I hope that Santa will be very kind to you all! :))
RE: Merry XMas
yes merry christmas Gorty. we should come there then we can celebrate it twice:))
regular girl
Honey, the only thing that keeps me coming back to you is your price. If you raise it too much I\'ll just find another girl.
Another way to keep me is if once in a while as you keep sending me messages in Yahoo is if you offer a small, special discount to me or a short Free Video.
Another way to keep me is if once in a while as you keep sending me messages in Yahoo is if you offer a small, special discount to me or a short Free Video.
RE: regular girl
Well... If you promise to be in my 1-2-1 video for 2-3 hours everyday, then you'll have a 30 minutes video free at the end of each month and I promise I will not raise my price. Deal?
Appreciation!
I really want to express my appreciation to the chathosts
at CC.
You gals do a great job!
Especially when you have to put up
with guys like me! ;) :D
at CC.
You gals do a great job!
Especially when you have to put up
with guys like me! ;) :D