General Forum
RE: whats wrong?
1st of all - You are on a Porn Site (expect these requests)
2nd of all - There are hundreds of girls here, many with no viewers either
3rd of all - Most members will bypass a profile
4th of all - Give it time, you will get members
2nd of all - There are hundreds of girls here, many with no viewers either
3rd of all - Most members will bypass a profile
4th of all - Give it time, you will get members
RE: whats wrong?
You are a reasonably attractive girl but your pics are pretty lackluster. You are non-adult which means fewer visitors in general. I would suggest, if possible, look at other host's pics and glam up a bit. Some of your pics look like mug shots or passport photos. Your prices are low so I suspect you are truly non-adult. I assume your English is good otherwise you are in the wrong line of work. Maybe some free sessions will loosen things up or keep posting to the forums...that sometimes gets people noticed. Good luck.
"Do you know me?"
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback,
because he can't quite place her.
He says, "Do you know me?"
She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party who I had
sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said,
"Ummno, I'm your son's math teacher
because he can't quite place her.
He says, "Do you know me?"
She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party who I had
sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said,
"Ummno, I'm your son's math teacher
RE: DeepViolet
What do you mean she has got really sexy now? She has always been really sexy.
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RE: DeepViolet
Looks like somebody stuck an airhose up her butt and turned it on high...I am sure she sweet...or likes sweets.
RE: DeepViolet
yep, compare the face pics of Feb 26 with those of Sep 13 and there has clearly been some severe donut action going on ... still, she's semi-decent and I wouldn't say no to dangling the big banana in the direction of her mouth ...
RE: Forum:)
u were thinking that we didn't want you to see lol
some things are posted for the chat hosts to see
it is a shame hosts can't post there unless a member lol
some things are posted for the chat hosts to see
it is a shame hosts can't post there unless a member lol
RE: Forum:)
I don't know about a pesonal forum for us, but i'd love somethin for takin notes...hehehe...so, I don't have to search my desk all over for notes on different hosts ;)
RE: super diet
I just spent the last hour working out how many calories I had burnt up over my lifetime.
It works out at 8 :)
Ah yes I still remember that wonderful day I took that bra off just after my mum caught me wearing it :P
It works out at 8 :)
Ah yes I still remember that wonderful day I took that bra off just after my mum caught me wearing it :P
RE: super diet
INYF you must have lots of friends - you certainly crease me up and we need all the laughs we can get in this f*d up world!
RE: super diet
Buy cream and make cream-show on CC or in reality :) You will never spend these calories .... Good luck
The Worst:-))
An elderly retired couple were driving down the East coast, when they stopped in Georgia for a fuel stop. The elderly woman was very hard of hearing, and usually asked her husband to repeat everything.
An elderly station attendent came to the car and started filling the fuel tank. Making idle talk, he asked if the man liked the weather, to which the man replied, "Very much."
"What'd he say?" asked the woman.
"He asked if I like the weather, and I told him 'yes'," replied her husband.
"Where are you-all headed," asked the attendant.
"Oh, we're going to Jacksonville," he repied.
"What'd he say?", asked the woman.
"He asked where we're going, and I told him to Jacksonville", the husband replied.
"Where are y'all from," inquired the attendant a few moments later.
"Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied.
"Ah, I was in Maine for two years while I was in the Air Force, replied the attendant. In fact, I dated a girl from Maine while I was there. It didn't last long though. I have to tell you, this girl was the worst in bed of any girl I ever knew."
"What'd he say?" inquired the woman.
"He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.
An elderly station attendent came to the car and started filling the fuel tank. Making idle talk, he asked if the man liked the weather, to which the man replied, "Very much."
"What'd he say?" asked the woman.
"He asked if I like the weather, and I told him 'yes'," replied her husband.
"Where are you-all headed," asked the attendant.
"Oh, we're going to Jacksonville," he repied.
"What'd he say?", asked the woman.
"He asked where we're going, and I told him to Jacksonville", the husband replied.
"Where are y'all from," inquired the attendant a few moments later.
"Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied.
"Ah, I was in Maine for two years while I was in the Air Force, replied the attendant. In fact, I dated a girl from Maine while I was there. It didn't last long though. I have to tell you, this girl was the worst in bed of any girl I ever knew."
"What'd he say?" inquired the woman.
"He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.
RE: question (in russian language)
the grweatest russian :D:D:D:D.My reply::^&*^%$^$#@$#~!@$$E&^&(*&$@%#@~$$#%$&^*(&(*))_....hope you;re understand:D:D:D:D
GOOD LUCK;)
GOOD LUCK;)
RE: question (in russian language)
::^&*^%$^$#@$#~!@$$E&^&(*&$@%#@~$$#%$&^*(&(*))_.... = ImNotYourFriend I want to blow on your policeman's whistle:P
RE: question (in russian language)
Violetka :))...come down, girlie...i guess that post was written with Cyrillic letters on russian indeed, but it's not available here and all we get r those symbols only...the rest was lost :(
RE: men's funny pants
You mean something like this... ;)
http://old.seren.net/random_images/humans/images/bodypaint_elephant.jpg
TNTWASOH
http://old.seren.net/random_images/humans/images/bodypaint_elephant.jpg
TNTWASOH
RE: men's funny pants
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol although to be fair.. cocks arent the most atttractive things anyway.. but a zoo animals face on them makes them ridiculous,,, dont do it boys! lol
RE: men's funny pants
Wow! A great change of scene... I guess it could be a suprise after a hot after-weading month.. :) in order to avoid spoiling the whole sex event!
RE: men's funny pants
"cocks arent the most atttractive"
Neither is a pussy thats looks like a roast beef sandwich!
Neither is a pussy thats looks like a roast beef sandwich!
RE: men's funny pants
I don`t have funny pants Enigma but i do wear a funny sock, it usually gets a laugh or 2 or 3 , feck half the time i have to help them off the floor..:P So does that count..??
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
lol i dont' even kill the annoying mosquitos intending to bite me.. coz it's disgusting to kill it and smudge all that drunk blood from inside it... ewwwww.... some animals are so disgusting, why to touch them at all ?
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
When I was much younger I shot a bird with an air rifle and I've felt guity ever since. Now I hate all forms of killing and fight to protect animals.
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
In the Russian Siberia, hunting one of the few ways to get food
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
Your question, have you ever killed 'ANYONE'???
CC cut my last reply.
CC cut my last reply.
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
four. Three armed robbers and one I.R.A. gunman. Don't believe anyone who says it is difficult. When the adrenaline starts to flow, the hard part is knowing when to stop.
to AaronaHot
I must admit that I had never had any thoughts about killing anyone until I came across this post of yours.
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
I almost banged a few girls to death......the French call an orgasm the petit mort or the little death. So I am guilty of attempted murder....a few hundred counts.
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
And here I am left wondering now how many little deaths I have left before I kill myself completely.
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
hunted many animals for food.
as food feeling..more exciting to hunt, the antisipating . the moment of death joy at the food and peaceful at success because the animal is at peace.
as for '' anyone''......no witnesses = no convitions :p
as food feeling..more exciting to hunt, the antisipating . the moment of death joy at the food and peaceful at success because the animal is at peace.
as for '' anyone''......no witnesses = no convitions :p
Did you notice that too?
i noticed this long ago. i regularly read the forum and very often it happes that when a joke or anohter post like that apperas here, someone posts it again in a very short time. i understand that not all read the forums every day so they maybe just dont' that what they are gonna post was posted just a couple of days ago. but it's funny how different ppl find the same thing at the same time. it's like science discoveries or inventions appear in different parts of the world, in diff countires almost at the same time without knowing about each other. what a weird and mysterious world we live in.
E.g. the post below about meaning of time :) it made me finally share this thought with you :P
E.g. the post below about meaning of time :) it made me finally share this thought with you :P
RE: Did you notice that too?
lol ...yeah, i noticed it too ....i have posted it two weeks ago :D....really mysterious world :)))))
Can say only that all great things are getting known very fast, because people love to share them with each other and sometimes they come back from another end of the world :)))
...anyway i would rather read something great twice or even more, than read some bullshit once :D
....to realize the value of internet, read the forum regularly :))) lmao
Can say only that all great things are getting known very fast, because people love to share them with each other and sometimes they come back from another end of the world :)))
...anyway i would rather read something great twice or even more, than read some bullshit once :D
....to realize the value of internet, read the forum regularly :))) lmao
RE: Did you notice that too?
Okay I'll stop posting Nadeen and then you won't have to read my bullshit once :(
RE: Did you notice that too?
I guess somehow, your asking a compliment for your bullshit, INYF :D...im not greedy :)))))
Please dont stop posting your bullshit!...i like it SO MUCH! :)))) really...your bullshit is the greatest bullshit in the world :)))....... i adore to read it even more than once :D
Please dont stop posting your bullshit!...i like it SO MUCH! :)))) really...your bullshit is the greatest bullshit in the world :)))....... i adore to read it even more than once :D
RE: Did you notice that too?
Reading bullshit more than once is like chewing your food ten times...........very compulsive
RE: Did you notice that too?
What a coincidence. My 3 favorite hosts posting in reverse alphabetical order in the same post.
RE: Did you notice that too?
Yup. My jokes always appear here after few days or weeks later again:PP
RE: Did you notice that too?
What a coincidence. My 1 favorite member posting in reverse alphabetical order in the same post.
RE: Did you notice that too?
I dunno Triksy, I just know that I want to sepnd 2 weeks in Bermuda with you.
RE: Did you notice that too?
I tried to repost your post at the top of the page Triksy but cc wouldn't let me :(
You'll just have to imagine it is there :D
You'll just have to imagine it is there :D
RE: Did you notice that too?
Many years ago (pre internet) the pilots in Pan Am which was the one international US carrier developed a pseudo scientific experiment on how fast a dirty joke went around the world via airliners. They would tell a new joke to a crew going west and wait for another one coming from the east to repeat it.
It took consistently two days to go around the world.........................
Now we are seeing something equivalent however its carried by the net..................another aspect of CC life..............science LOL
It took consistently two days to go around the world.........................
Now we are seeing something equivalent however its carried by the net..................another aspect of CC life..............science LOL
What means time for you?
To realize the value of one year, ask a student who failed a grade.
To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of one week, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who missed the train.
To realize the value of one second, ask a person who just avoided an accident.
To realize the value of one millisecond, ask a person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.
The way from yesterday to tomorrow is a road with one stop which is called TODAY. Lets think about it when we allocate our time.
To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of one week, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who missed the train.
To realize the value of one second, ask a person who just avoided an accident.
To realize the value of one millisecond, ask a person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.
The way from yesterday to tomorrow is a road with one stop which is called TODAY. Lets think about it when we allocate our time.
RE: i want to have sex
real sex? you mean in real life with a real girl?!? Wow, does such a thing really exist?!? I thought it was was story made up to scare children ... maybe I need to get outside more than once a decade ...
RE: i want to have sex
"soo i dont want more love just sex sex sex "
I couldnt have written better:PP
I couldnt have written better:PP
a lawn mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my lovely wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway and sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband :((
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway and sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband :((
RE: a lawn mower
So one day i'll become a husband with no right:-((
I'll think about marriage twice then, before i put my head into yoke...:PP
I'll think about marriage twice then, before i put my head into yoke...:PP
RE: a lawn mower
...and finally u will have to put your head into yoke anyway :(((...poor you, Alex :(
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
Time travel. It works for me. I say goodbye to my friends. Drink a fifth of Irish Whisky...and voila..it is the next day. Can't figure out how to go back in time....
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
I could help you with that ... I've got a gizmo here that I can guarantee will get you back in time, change all your US dollars to Eritrean nakfa, clean the underwear you're wearing, and send flowers to the neighbor to apologize for coming in less than a minute the last time you screwed her ... well, that one's optional but I seem to need it more than I do the time travel function ... but I digress ... let me know if I can help out.
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
What is too much time here? Maybe it's when you take the laptop to your Mother's funeral...other suggestions please.
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
i am another crazy one here :)))...and "much time" on here means for me:
to eat once or twice a day,
to go out once a week,
to sleep bad and not know after waking up is it a morning or an evening now,
to mix days and months sometimes,
to read forum instead of watching a favourit TV-show
to have a backache and flat butt :D
and that's just a few examples :)))) lol
to eat once or twice a day,
to go out once a week,
to sleep bad and not know after waking up is it a morning or an evening now,
to mix days and months sometimes,
to read forum instead of watching a favourit TV-show
to have a backache and flat butt :D
and that's just a few examples :)))) lol
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
my favourite TV-show now is "Stars on ice"...where the stars of TV, movie, sport ..perform with professional figure skaters in a couple competing with each other :)))
to Alex
no problem, Alex :)))...i'll teach u to skate, to jump and even to fly then :D
your storky :))
your storky :))
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
it's never a problem to get to know me better :)))...but it also might be your happiness that u dont know me :D
RE: cheapest chat host
Hunteress for sure. ask for a vid and all she can say is "OK but only in one2one"
A Womans Brain Cell:-))
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice echo from far, far away...
"We're down here!"
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice echo from far, far away...
"We're down here!"
Stolen Peaches:-))
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, " What is it? "
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, " What is it? "
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
RE: whats bdsm mean for u?
To me it means strange people doing strange things to each another.
It frightens me,
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
It frightens me,
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
RE: whats bdsm mean for u?
bald dopey silly man or big dirty smelly minge..but i never said that, ok
RE: whats bdsm mean for u?
Bondage, Discipline, Domination, Submission, Sadism, Masochism - you know, all the fun stuff.
CC Controversy for Hosts
Someone asked, 'Is it true that CC Hosts are only here for the money'?
All replies in strictest confidence, but you can't all be Anonymous :D
All replies in strictest confidence, but you can't all be Anonymous :D
RE: CC Controversy for Hosts
If there wasn't money to be made, the pickings of hosts here would be pitiful.
Not to say that hosts can't find other reasons to try to enjoy what they do, but making money, I can only assume, is priority one for damn near all.
Viva La Controversia!
Not to say that hosts can't find other reasons to try to enjoy what they do, but making money, I can only assume, is priority one for damn near all.
Viva La Controversia!
RE: CC Controversy for Hosts
what a stupid question of course they are only hear for the money
would if you was a host would you do shows for free
if you are a female host let me know if you do free and ill come to see you every day
would if you was a host would you do shows for free
if you are a female host let me know if you do free and ill come to see you every day
RE: CC Controversy for Hosts
for what the hosts get paid after cc and the boss take their cuts there has to be some fun involved
RE: CC Controversy for Hosts
Money was the reason i became a host . Now when i am opening my session i am not thinking about themoney i have a great fun in here and made some great friends , its all about the love:P
for members
I am curios to know what are the norms/criterions you make a top of your favorites? Pictures? Look? Services? Attitude? Show? I asume all of them are important but some of them must be decisive :-)
About picures...which kind do U preffer most? Exotic photos ( beach, kitchen, different places), webcam photos, high quality pictures, or maybe photos that shows exactly how the host looks like when U enter her video? What about outfit? Do u like seeing the girl's photos dressed in "outside" cloting or lingerie, sexy outfits?
About look...do U preffer natural looks, innocent looks or maybe vamp?
And last question :-) What makes you leave her video as soon as you got in? ( I asume girls that look tired or are busy and maybe girls are total different than you expected, but what else? :P )
I would appreciate all honest opinions on this theme :-) Thank you for your time.
a host
About picures...which kind do U preffer most? Exotic photos ( beach, kitchen, different places), webcam photos, high quality pictures, or maybe photos that shows exactly how the host looks like when U enter her video? What about outfit? Do u like seeing the girl's photos dressed in "outside" cloting or lingerie, sexy outfits?
About look...do U preffer natural looks, innocent looks or maybe vamp?
And last question :-) What makes you leave her video as soon as you got in? ( I asume girls that look tired or are busy and maybe girls are total different than you expected, but what else? :P )
I would appreciate all honest opinions on this theme :-) Thank you for your time.
a host
RE: for members
The first thing I am looking for is a beautiful woman. Then I check out her most recent pics. Next i check out her price. Everything may stop at this point if I feel the price is too high. The last thing I do is check out her profile. Everyone has different tastes, so I can only know what I like.
I was fooled a couple of times when the host had gorgeous sexy pics and when I went into her video, I found an overweight or much older woman than what she used as her pics or profile.
I was fooled a couple of times when the host had gorgeous sexy pics and when I went into her video, I found an overweight or much older woman than what she used as her pics or profile.
RE: for members
thank you for your answer :-)
Another 2 questions:D
When you browse who's online page, do U look at big pictures, small pictures or small pictures with descrption?
And last, if I a girl has pictures since 2003 for example...do U watch all or just latest? Thanks ! ( I am trying to be a good performer :D )
Another 2 questions:D
When you browse who's online page, do U look at big pictures, small pictures or small pictures with descrption?
And last, if I a girl has pictures since 2003 for example...do U watch all or just latest? Thanks ! ( I am trying to be a good performer :D )
RE: for members
Usually big pics but that is because I am old and my eyesight is going :P
If I find the girl attractive I would look at her pics back to the 1800's :P
If I find the girl attractive I would look at her pics back to the 1800's :P
RE: for members
LOL @ ImNotYourFriend.
I look at the small pics with a description. The answer to #2 is probably not to 2003. A lot can change in 3 years. Plus, some hosts use pics taken many years ago and are dated for today.
I look at the small pics with a description. The answer to #2 is probably not to 2003. A lot can change in 3 years. Plus, some hosts use pics taken many years ago and are dated for today.
RE: for members
what?! I don't believe it! You mean some of the hosts here are so unscrupulous as to use old pics of themselves?! What is the world coming to?
RE: for members
yes, abanana a tough old world full of deceit. I find I get a better show if I get my handsome young son to sit in front of the cam while I type the requests.
RE: for members
almost always small pics with description because you sometimes get some idea of what the host is like from the description (please not just a smiley face though) but occasionally i go for big pictures. i will look back through all the older pictures on a host i really like - or on a host who i think is nice but i am trying to work out if she is actually likely to be happy performing an adult show.
RE: for members
I start with the small pictures and description - I believe it is important to change this picture regularly as every viewer's tastes differ and what catches one person's eye will not work for another. If my attention is not caught today it might be tomorrow with a different picture. I suggest you select a variety of your favourite pics and rotate them daily - your regular viewers will still find you as they will have you in their favourites list. Personally the text message is also important as I want to see whether or not the host has good English - for me it is not so much what you say here but how you say it - so leave off the emoticons.
Next I check profile pics - and yes if i like the girl I will check every one - but it is pointless having hundreds of photos all showing much the same thing. Also there is no need for graphic close ups; sexy photos works better than full nudity - The main thing about the profile photos is that there must be at least one face shot - no clear face shot no vid.
I then check the message board on the profile page - what did others think.
If I still like her after all this than I will check price.
Why do members click straight out of vid? - Do not know the answer to that one - either you did not have a face shot and they did not like what they saw in vid or more likely, if they have gone straight to vid without chatting first, then they were just hoping to drop straight in on the action and save some money and left as soon as they saw nothing was happening - losers you are better off without.
Next I check profile pics - and yes if i like the girl I will check every one - but it is pointless having hundreds of photos all showing much the same thing. Also there is no need for graphic close ups; sexy photos works better than full nudity - The main thing about the profile photos is that there must be at least one face shot - no clear face shot no vid.
I then check the message board on the profile page - what did others think.
If I still like her after all this than I will check price.
Why do members click straight out of vid? - Do not know the answer to that one - either you did not have a face shot and they did not like what they saw in vid or more likely, if they have gone straight to vid without chatting first, then they were just hoping to drop straight in on the action and save some money and left as soon as they saw nothing was happening - losers you are better off without.