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Wives Are Having Affair:-))

A guy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'

His second friend says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'

The guy says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. 'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.
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I had a revelation!

We bad boys,
have given alot of woman a hard life.
So its Camgirls and strippers for me ! :D :P
No woman can accuse me of ruining their life ;)
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RE: I had a revelation!

camgirls and strippers! My two favorite words!!

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Request to any girl here :P

Thinking of the post below about Sexy Clothes etc, was thinking was there any girl willing to have some fun tonight with me... (Yeah i know not so good idea to be alone with me and having fun haha)

This is just for a bit of fun between me and a girl, to laugh, chat, whatever but also to be able to see a girl in jeans, thong and a top... Willing to slowly slide her jeans down over her backside to reveal a beautiful pair of cheeks and a sexy thong.. :):):P

i know its bad idea and many won`t even reply but just an idea for some fun... Ohhhh and btw i`ll do requests also... :P

The first request i bet is leave CC, well i have already but my account is still open, just to say hello to a few girls i got to know.... :))

Well have a gr8 weekend ppl whatever you get up to.....
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RE: Request to any girl here :P

Hi, my naughty :P
Hope you got my message :) and btw, forgot to say, i'm wearing those white jeans (that you like the most) tonight :P
kisses and say hi to Pinky :P

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RE: Request to any girl here :P

MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm white jeans... I wonder who wears them ;):P
Yes i got ur message, i hope you got my reply...
Pinky Winky says hi back.... haha:D
Big wet kiss and hug to my T... :))

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RE: Request to any girl here :P

I`ll never lose those socks About, well i`ll try not to anyway if most of the girls would give me back my socks after they take them off me:P hehe

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RE: Request to any girl here :P (UPDATE)

OHHH yeah i forgot to say this in my 1st post.....

Someone close to me told me this so i trust her so much i`ll put it here........

If any girl is interested in the above request (I`m not sure if there are many) don`t be afraid to drop me an email even, and don`t be afraid that maybe it won`t be fun or anything like that, i will be the fun believe me, by the time a few minutes have gone by we will both be relaxed and laughing, chatting and having fun and anyway i can never be disappointed by any girl, all she has to say is "Hi Koshed" and it puts a smile on my face, and at least someone took a few seconds to say that to me.... So don`t be afraid of me girls i`m a real sweet puppy dog, (That poops and wee`s all over the carpet)....

Yes i`m crazy and i adore fun of any kind... But i`m not scary, well unless u look at my face that is :P.....

But seriously girls just say hi and we can take it off from there:P haha

Have a gr8 weekend everyone... :)

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RE: Request to any girl here :P (UPDATE)

FREE shows.. me.... I`ve never had a free show on CC in all the time i`ve been here, and i have never asked either.... I don`t know where you heard that from... But any show i have seen or any chat i have had with a girl on here has been in paid video... :):P

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RE: to :P

jeez, fellow, cool down, what are those insults for ?
ur judging him by the only fact you saw him in a host's room, so what ? did she talk to him more than to you or what ? do you know their story ? do you know the reasons he came to her or the reasons he doesn't come any more (as you say)? you make me think you doesn't know him at all, or, on the opposite, you know him well enough to be jealous you'll never be that funny, smart and witty as he is. and beleive me, he is the last man to be called a free video lover here. and if ur even not that brave to post ur own name, will you please shut up.
thx

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RE: to :P

HUH.. always opened a free room for me... WHAT....???
Come on tell me who it is and then i can tell you the truth about me and this host.. Cos i seriously don`t know any host i have chatted to on her that has opened a free room for me.. ???

SERIOUSLY why won`t you tell me the hosts name....

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RE: to :P

Thank you for respecting me, hope i really deserved that.
But i just didnt' like that you accused koshed and never explained your reasons for that. and your tone... jeez sounded as if he's pissing you off :P
hope you two will clear all up :)
good luck

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My beautiful Triksy. BIG GIANT HUGS and KISSES.......... :))

Don`t be mad at him or her, they may be right i have gone to a few FREE vids.. But there might be some instance that happened between me and that host, that i don`t go to see her anymore, i don`t know cos i don`t know her name, but maybe they will tell me in my ccmail...

But its ok Triksy and thank you for being my Knightress in shining armour.. :P I hope you have ur white horse ready so we can gallop of to the beach...

Seems ur the only one left who cares about me, and i adore you for that Triksy, and i always will..... I`m not perfect anyway, no1 is.. Only you Triksy.. :):)

But i`ll see you later tonight Triksy.. Have fun..
HUGS and KISSES to my sweet Triksy.. :):P

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RE: to kosh

ahhhhhh kosh, ur as sweet as always... you keep putting a smile on my face... :P thank you for being you :)
and don't forget me as forgot that poor girl :P:) ok ?
good luck and have fun :P

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RE: Request to any girl here :P (UPDATE)

Well :P i have tried to think of who it is but i`m SORRY i can`t remember, cos it wasn`t this year it happened by the look of it cos i went into my account under the session part to see what free vids i had done seeing CC keeps a track of all my vids Free or paid.... there was 3 from the start of this year.. So what ur talking about must be from last year..
but why won`t u tell me who it is, cos i`d like to know, i seriously can`t remember who it was, and how many times did i see her.. maybe it was under Koshed35 or 36... I have deleted those accounts now so i can`t look them up... Seriously who ever you are tell me who it was.. I`m not going to attack her or anything...
But it seems u were in her free vids as well as me, but i`m sure ur not a lover of FREE vids either, i bet you pay for vids to, as i do...
But i would like to know who this host is... CC mail me i PROMISE you i will not say or do anything towards her, i would just like to know who it is is all, and then i can say maybe why we don`t talk anymore...

But anyway SORRY to that host who ever you are.. i hope i didn`t say or do anything to you that upset you, if i did i APOLOGISE to you and any other hosts i might have offended...

Well thats all i can say, as i don`t know anything more cos i don`t know the name, so i`ll leave it here and hope everyone has a gr8 weekend and has lots of fun.... Take care all even u :P..

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RE: Request to any girl here :P (UPDATE)

Who is it... cos i`d love to know also who has done a free show for me on CC....
Anne did a free show that i saw once and i wasn`t the only member there that time....
Geetha (Cashmirlive) was same as Anne many members there too..
TinyAsian was same also as Anne and Geetha, many members there too..
PretttyWoman was another girl i went to chat in Free with....

So PLEASE tell me who else i have went to FREE vid with.... Specially one that has opened her free vid for me on CC and did a show, cos if i was given a free show on CC vid i think i would have remembered it.. So come on and tell me i`m not gonna go back to the girl and give her grieve over it.. All i`d like to know is who it was thats all.... But it seems your not gonna tell me, so take care and i wish you well... :)

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RE: Request to any girl here :P

Koshed you have style and are a truely lucky guy .
have a great weekend and enjoy.
wish i had your luck

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Looking

does anybody know any usa chathosts from Vermont?
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RE: Looking

yes

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not me

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RE: Looking

me neither

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RE: Looking

yep, two of them - ask and I will tell you who they are :)

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RE: I'M RICH!!

don't waste your money ... just buy lots of drink

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RE: I'M RICH!!

spend it all in chat with a strawberry tart :P!

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RE: I'M RICH!!

Is that all you got?

I received 8 offers to 40% of $400,000,000 in different African bank accounts from 8 different guys who died in plane crashes without family.

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RE: I'M RICH!!

I had those emails too. It's nice to dream

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RE: I'M RICH!!

I love them - I've made close to 47 million dollars so far :)

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Sermon for Today

Despite my recent problems I just wanted to remind everyone of something I have brought up before and feel like reiterating it: For everything holy there is something unholy, and such is the essence of temptation.........
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Holes? Temptation? I pray thee, do go on...

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And for everything funny, there is something un-funny.
This is one of those things.

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Wacko cults and self-proclaimed prophets are inherently funny. They're gifts from God, sent to make us all giggle.

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cuppy cake song

ok, this is soooo unlike me, but I love this song! it's just too cute :)) really!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekidhs4UVuk

And the lyrics

"You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye

And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear "

:D
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Psy I read the post below about cc pulling posts from this site and I was just about to agree with everyone that as long as the posts were not being rude about an individual they should all be allowed.

However I have now changed my mind :P

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RE: cuppy cake song

Ssssssh AsStarta. That was a secret. I'm not sure how long I have been a memeber but if cc find out I am only 18 I may be in trouble if it's been longer than a year :P

Oh by the way you forgot charming :(

I also told you I was charming when i was telling you all those true things about me :D

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RE: cuppy cake song

You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie lalala :D
That's all I can say today..

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Where are you flying Psy? Please come back to the Earth:PP

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RE: cuppy cake song

worse then nail scratching on a chalkboard

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RE: cuppy cake song

"nail scratching on a chalkboard"
funny, I loved that..

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Psy ...

who are you?

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RE: Psy ...

That's a complicated questionand my brain's on Cuppy cake - mode

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RE: Psy ...

Psy is the most beautiful ex-host there has ever been in the entire history of cc.

and if she wasn't already married she would be my HoneyBunch SugarPlum :P

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RE: Psy ...

Nah.. Tata was more beautiful :) of that I'm sure hehe

kisses INYF

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RE: Psy ...

Thank you, but I'm sure you're mistaking me for someone else ;)
Tata was gorgeous, I still look like a kid :)) well, fatty one :P

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RE: Psy ...

Tata was attractive but definetely not the prettiest girl on here by a long way or at least, in my opinion.

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RE: Psy ...

Well, thank you ro-host.. I don't even know who you are :)
Kisses, anyway :*

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RE: Psy ...

I know Psy is an ex-host. I am curious as to which one, though.

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RE: Psy ...

Well, except one member here, nobody knows who I used to be and I don't think it would help you much.. maybe tell you the town I'm from, but that's as far as it goes, I wasn't here for long, wasn't famous or anything :)

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RE: Psy ...

fair enough ... :) ...

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Food for thought. LOL

You may remember that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has been profusely covered up by the Air Force and the US government.

However, what you may NOT know, is that on March 31, 1948, nine months after that historic day, Al Gore was born. Just food for thought :D
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RE: Food for thought. LOL

lol That now explains a lot.

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RE: Food for thought. LOL

Hmmm, then why Al Gore lost the run for presidency?:PP

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RE: Food for thought. LOL

Having read both sides of the incident at Roswell I've concluded there was no UFO........It was indeed an Air Force weather balloon instead. What does anyone else think?

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RE: Food for thought. LOL

weather balloon? are you employed by the Us Airforce?

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RE: Food for thought. LOL

Cool... Now tell me when and where the flying saucer landed to drop off the egg that Karl Rove squirmed out of... There's no way that that pasty, bulbous head of his is human.

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RE: could be a bye

Is this a song, or an original thought? Either way, it is a powerful statement. Beautiful, in it own way.

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RE: could be a bye

Leave NOW and never look back.
So many truths in what you wrote.

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RE: WOOHOOO!

congratulations legally.right wins out!

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RE: WOOHOOO!

sometimes the system does work.... very happy for you

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RE: WOOHOOO!

Afraid I cannot remember another about this? When was this in forum before? but Well done anyway

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RE: WOOHOOO!

we told you you were right

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diamond in the ruff

wow tasha, so sweet and sexy you guys should really need to see this diamond ohh man still trembling jsut remembering .
kisses tasha see you sooon
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RE: diamond in the ruff

It would be kind of neat to know who you're talking about

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RE: diamond in the ruff

thanks so excited i forgot :)))))

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stockings, glass high heels

hi, looking for a strip show now, heels stockings - large natural breasts a bonus... ccmail me now if you fit the bill for 121 fun!
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Iraq

Nice to see that CC is happy to pull the plug on the Iraq debate. Get a life CC, your forums are crap at the best of times.
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RE: Iraq

I am guessing they are using their policy guidelines as stated below...

ETIQUETTE
"Be nice to other people"

Remember, there are real people on the other end of the camera you are talking to, and they have feelings just like you do.

Please also take into account that people from all countries, religions, races and sexual preferences have as much right to use this website as you do.

Please respect this at all times. Do not offend people or place offensive statements in the chat. The internet is a peaceful place, let's keep it that way.

If you fail to comply with these simple rules, then we will simply ban you from the CamContacts Network.

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RE: Iraq

ha ha, that doesn't stop me from posting ... and CC hardly ever yank my posts!

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RE: Iraq

I never post anymore..........CC always surpresses them

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RE: Iraq

except for that one

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RE: Iraq

If a message has made it the forums and then disappeared, I think it's probably more likely the case that someone has written to CC to make a case for having it removed.

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RE: Iraq

Yes Anonymous I believe you are absolutely correct. Since I was the original poster of that post, I am sorry to see it was deleted. But there are members, and or etc, that for whatever personal or otherwise reasons they may have, are successful in having those types of posts deleted. It makes me wonder about free speech issues when connected to the world's political situation, be it past or present, and particularly on the internet........ :(((

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RE: Iraq

Although I don't have a problem with it is this really the right place for political debates? I would suggest that perhaps it is not. If the majority disagree with me then you are right. I agree with the free speech idiom but again not if it is vindictive against one person. Maybe I am wrong I don't know

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RE: Iraq

Max, you raise a question that has been debated in here before, as to posting political/historical issues. And I know for a fact that there are several members who are opposed to such postings. I have not seen anything in the CC Rules and Regulations that prohibit such issues, however, yes it is true that some members do not like it, and have voiced strong opinions against it. My own opinion is that since people post on a wide ranging variety of issues, why not include controversial/serious subjects as well?

I certainly agree with you on the "vindictice part" as you mention against once person for instance, if that does enter the extreme. And since this website belongs to CC, then that becomes their own issue on how they might define what is "vindictive" and what is "extreme."

What CC use to do in the past concerning such "vindictiveness," was to delete the individual posts that were is this catagory of (vindictive) if you will, and not delete the one's that were not in this catagory, and were not insulting. Now, it seems as though they go ahead and delete the entire thread regardless. What will now be interesting, will be to see what happens to this thread, and will it also be deleted? Thx for your input!

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RE: Iraq

Assuming that the folk who go to this site are ADULTS... (big leap..lol) I believe that Freedom of Speech should apply. The only exceptions are personal attacks and slanderous remarks. But other than that, if someone doesn't care for a particular topic then they are also free to choose not to read it. I only wish the CC screeners had a similar viewpoint. I have attempted to post political jokes in good fun and they don't make it past the screeners. Oh well. What can you do.

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maybe the reason

why these type of posts keep getting yanked is not because of personal insults & attacks,as there are many other posts not yanked with personal attacks & insults,but because it is an issue that polarises opinion & that there is no middle ground for most posters."the irresistable force & the immovable object".we have heard it all before & its unlikely to change others views.as john lennon sang"i just sit here watching the wheels go round & round" :-))

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RE: Iraq

I think you have gotton a few of those through Anonymous....
Keep trying! ;))

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RE: Iraq

As someone who has seen his posts get yanked (without being rude or derogatory or politically charged)... I have learned that free speech is a relative thing on a site that which has many visitors from many countries...
What free speech is to me in my country may not be the same as the "free speech" in another...

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RE: Iraq

How can a freedom really be a freedom if it's curtailed in anyway? How can a freedom be at all relative?

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RE: Iraq

there is no such thing as a full freedom... everything is curtailed in some way, by something... you are free to be naked, but not on the street (most places), and if it is -20C... by the climate... that is bein relative.

you may have the right to do anything... but what if it your right to do something conflicts with someone elses right to not have something done to them?

there is a balance with everything... upset the balance and there are consequences... the balance point changes everyplace in the world...

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So, yeah... That tipping point for a freedom is where its exercise begins to impinge upon or limit the freedoms of anyone else... I agree with that...
In the context of political speech and this forum, I just don't get the argument that any single person's "freedom" to not feel offended is worth censoring anyone else for speaking his mind... Especially when the phrase "free speech" is invoked on the welcoming page to the forums.... A phrase that, in its core and best sense, is meant to protect that very kind of speech...

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where are the naked iraqi chathost girls?

where are the naked iraqi chathost girls?

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RE: where are the naked iraqi chathost girls?

in my basement

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RE: where are the naked iraqi chathost girls?

u bombed them back to the middle ages where sharia law now rules.

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RE: NEW

make free session and get naked

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RE: NEW

i think maybe you should try to make your profile a bit more about you - rather than things like smelly socks being a turnoff - to make people more likely to be interested in seeing you.
also is worth trying to go into community chat sometimes so that people notice name and look at profile - but is probably better to chat openly at least some of the time so people get to know you rather than just sending private messages that can look as if you are just hassling people into video.
Good luck!

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RE: NEW

At first hide your pic with your identity card, then follow officeboy.

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RE: NEW

as with life be yourself!!!!

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RE: NEW

I have also heard of the "smelly socks thing." and something tells me this originates from Rostov............

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RE: NEW

Thank god I am a lesbian... the only problem is that I am a guy!
You may want to change that to "bi" considering most of the members are probably guys & that may limit you to guys who want to "change" you.
Thx for pulling your ID photo, makes all the others look gr8.
I am one of those profile readers, I wouldnt need to hear the whole story... but a little more.
Use the CC mail if you have time, for some members makes a difference.
Best wishes for success!

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RE: Cinderella

Loooolll I like that. A little more subtle than the usual stuff posted here.

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RE: Cinderella

I dont get it :-s

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RE: Cinderella

it's no wonder with a name like "anonymous"! What do you do, walk up to chicks in bars and say "hi, I'm anonymous, can I get some?"

oh wait, I think I see your point - you mean you don't get the joke as well as not getting laid. hmm, not much of a life you have there is it? The "peter, peter ..." reference was to the "peter, peter pumpkin eater" - re-read the joke and something might click.

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RE: Cinderella

you're very literal-minded, aren't you?

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RE: Cinderella

Good 1!!!!

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RE: Cinderella

I think as guys
we can learn something here.
We have to like pumpkin more ;) :P

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Cock:-))

A priest lost his pet rooster and couldn't find it no matter how many times he checked around his parish. Frustrated, he decided to bring it up during his Sunday Mass. From the pulpit, he asked loudly,

"Anyone got a cock?" All the men inside the church stood up!

"No, I mean, has anyone seen a cock?" All the women inside the church stood up.

"No, no, no...what I mean is...has anyone seen MY cock?"
All the nuns stood up!
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RE: Cock:-))

You never know, maybe it will be worse tomorrow:PP

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RE: Cock:-))

I'm always in form..., have u seen my cock?:DDDDDDDDD

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RE: Cock:-))

http://static.flickr.com/5/4595451_8d52afb8b6_m.jpg

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RE: is my price too high?

nope its his choice. If you find your business really suffers drop it a little and see how things go. I charge more than you do and do fine.. would do better if I were online more. So see how things go.
Good luck xx

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RE: is my price too high?

If guys are still coming to you at $2 a minute then no you are not crazy.

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crazy? no - poor pricing? yes

Girls over $1.50 don't do much volume at CC. If you are VERY good and build a set of regulars, you'll do OK. but you will have most guys see the price and click away. We aren't used to supporting Western European/American girls.

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RE: is my price too high?

I (don't think) I've ever gone over $1.50, what matters though, is if you have business. If they are paying, then keep it at $2, if they are disappearing, drop it.

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RE: is my price too high?

Free enterprise, got to love it... there is never a price too high if you have a good product & customers who want it... if you are making more money, then it works for you.
As a member... am dissapointed when I have to make that decision not to visit a host because it is too much for me... but that is my bosses fault for not paying me enough...
Remember that sometimes a complaint you get is not about you... it is about the situation...
All the girls I visit are worth far more than what they charge in open or 121, but that is because I look for more than T & A... its a balancing act that some of us less than wealthy members must play.
Wish you much luck & success...

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RE: is my price too high?

Excrutiatingly well-put, Coach!

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Whoops

I work for a large Government department, and we are barred from accessing sites such as this. I am sitting at work, on my government computer typing this. I have almost entered vid sessions with two hosts, and it is only because they ccmail to accuse me of 'teasing' that I am aware contact has been made.
It wouldn'tdo me any good, though, as I have no java or vid and cannot download the software.
Just goes to show, no system is foolproof, and a ackdoor exosts for most appliations :-)
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RE: Whoops

Assuming that you work for the US government, as a taxpayer I'm not pleased that you spend your time doing something other than what you are piad to do.

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RE: Whoops to viewer9

You realise we have the facilities to trace your IP?

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RE: Whoops to viewer9

Fine, go ahead. The millions I get when I sue will insure a golden parachute for retirement.

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Where are you from?

I am somewhat amazed, when reading the profiles of many of the hosts, that 'Location' is flagged up 'Secret'. Yet, usually, within minutes of chatting to them, they give not only country but city and other information I wouldn't tell my wife :D
Any other comments on this strange behaviour, or is it the 'Bosses' attempt to inject an air of mystery??
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RE: Where are you from?

I always find that a bit strange too. I can see the point in keeping your city secret but why Country and I hear some even say a different country anyway. The local time can be a giveaway but not always.

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RE: Where are you from?

I agree that it's not to difficult to determine the host's location by time zones, especially as there are so few countries represented CC chat and/or by English speaking hosts

A Russian host told me that the studio boss forbids Russia being shown because of the perception there that there are too many Russian hosts and so viewers are not so keen to vid them.

A Romanian host told me that there is a fear of prosecution there; a webcam host (not CC) was arrested on pornography charges.

I assume that CC themselves know the definitve answers.

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RE: Where are you from?

The point is that anyone can check the country in profile or even run a search on it. If you are in chat the host knows if you are a member.

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RE: Where are you from?

Country is never that important to me when I visit a host... makes it interesting, but not that important.
Visited a russian host recently that made a big deal of country and went on to tell me how russian hosts were the best and how russian women were better than all... worst host I ever saw, but I am not holding that against my favorite russian friends here,

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RE: 10 domestic habbits of men that annoy women

I don't know about your men, DOM, but most men lift up the toilet seat before peeing, and what pisses (pun intended) you girlies off, is that we leave the seat up.
And, if you can't control your slaves, give up being DOM ;-)

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RE: 10 domestic habbits of men that annoy women

If you want to break the habit of a lifetime, and try living with a real man, I highly recommend my Cousin Anon E. :D

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RE: 10 domestic habbits of men that annoy women

.... but unfortunately you won't get any sex :P

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Well if it's your freedom your after Anja I am willing to come round purely for sex and then leave as soon as we have finished :P

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RE: 10 domestic habbits of men that annoy women

Ahh, so i still have a chance:PP

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RE: 10 domestic habbits of men that annoy women

Wondering why?:PP

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success...

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
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RE: success...

LOL ... it all goes in a little cycle doesn't it.

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RE: success...

lol Nadeen very good.

I never left the "not peeing in your pants" as a success phase :D

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RE: a poem for a jerk

One More Minute, music and lyircs by Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I heard that you're leavin',
Gonna leave me far behind,
'Cause you found a brand new lover,
You decided that I'm not your kind,

So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex,
And I tore all your pictures in two,
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
Just because it reminds me of you.

That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'.
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity
Eating shards of broken glass,
Than spend one more minute with you.

I guess I might seem kinda bitter.
You got me feelin' down in the dumps.
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love
And I have to use the self-service pumps!

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase.
You ain't gonna break my heart in two.
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred
Thousand paper cuts on my face,
Than spend one more minute with you.

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork,
Than watch you going out with other men.
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
Again and again and again and again and again.

Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'.

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches,
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
In Grand Central Station with my tongue,
Than spend one more minute with you.

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool
Filled with double-edged razor blades,
Than spend one more minute with you.

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage
With my bare hands and then throw it on the floor
And stomp on it till I die
Than spend one more minute with you.

( Trivia: He wrote this song about an ex-girlfriend, her picture gets torn up in the video.)

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RE: a poem for a jerk

er.................................?

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Interesting way to see love..
Then I must be weird for feeling more alive than ever when I'm inlove :)

"Hurt".. I'm sorry.. I hope it will pass, that you will get over it :)
Hugs

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RE: a poem for a jerk

I am sorry you feel bad, but does this really count as a poem?

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And men do most anything to get sex while women do most anything to get love.....................yet the ultimate is both simultaneously.................many are chosen but few deliver..............get used to it.........its life and no one gets out of it alive and few achieve real happiness for long while they are there

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RE: a poem for a jerk

Everybody hurts, sometime.
REM, says it all

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RE: a poem for a jerk

I heard Stipe wrote that song while an oversized cock was in his ass

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except that helena christiansen is his g/f

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I didn't know Helena Christensen (the correct spelling) had an over-sized cock? Geez, you can't tell anything from pictures these days can you. Clearly the guy's about as bent as a banana but plays for both teams.

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who you sayin' is bent?!?

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RE: a poem for a jerk

if you post this pain here than you want this someone to read - maybe you misunderstand what this person expected from you - tell this person - not the public - how you feel

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

The ones you (never) take off, Vera :-)

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

I like a short skirt if the girl has good legs. hate bras and tights but stockings and suspenders always do it for me especially with high heels.

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

An off the shoulder dress made from some clinging material, silk works well, and cut to fit well. No bra underneath, not to show pokies but to reveal the curves naturally without spoiling the line. Should be cut low down the back. No visible pantyline. The dress should be slit up to mid thigh or higher on one side.

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

Same as Anja but on gilrs instead of guys :P

Tight jeans on a good round ass is great :D

Most of the girls whose ass I like think their ass is fat :(

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

Hmmmm. hold on a minute while i try to squeeze myself into these tight jeans Anja and i`ll be with u soon.. :P
Feck the incredible hulk must have gotten my tight t-shirt as well it burst when i put my arm throught the sleeve hole.. :( :D

What kind of uniform Anja u want, sailor, solider, spy, tramp, pilot, fireman, policeman... !!??
Or maybe just a Navy suit, shirt and tie... I have one of those and will wear it for ya tonight :P And i`ll let u take it off me :D haha

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

curlers???? some men find curlers sexy? eeeew! takes all kinds!
Anyone in UK remember Hilda Ogden?

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Not Hilda with the plaster ducks in Constipation Street???
You pervert :D

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

lol that's the one!

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

What i find sexy on girls are nicely fitting jeans, not skin tight, but nice fitting to bring out the curve in the backside, then a t-shirt or top of any kind, can be with bra or not depends on the bra thats underneath.. :P
But without bra is cool too... ohhh a thong or g-string, tanga under the jeans, so when the jeans are peeled off over the backside it reveals a gr8 shaped bum and sexy thong:)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm feck now i have to go and find a girl with jeans on and a thong, g-string, tanga who will slide her jeans down over her sexy bum..... :D :P :)

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

Hmm the idea of guy in my dressing gown after shower sounds nice for me:D

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

What if he hasn`t got any hair... Will bald wet head be ok ...:D :P

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Are you smooth and sexy too monika, well i know ur sexy but the question is are u smooth.. hehe :P

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
can i touch all of u Monika.. Even the hard parts ;-) :P

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

Under there.

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

No, I meant for you to ask "under where?" so I could make an underwear joke.....Damn it all:P

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

Only hair on me is armpits gorty, and a little bit on my head.. The head on my shoulders :P but if u wanna check i`ll send u a pic:P haha

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Saddle up

2007 Outback cattle drive
http://www.cattledrive.com.au/
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Cattle are ok. But if you ever start getting interested in sheep, get, a lot of people, including me, are going to get very worried about you.

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RE: Saddle up

nothing wrong with sheep?

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Gete, I hope you don't get any crazy ideas when you're back riding with us in the veldt? ;)))

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lol..

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