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Iraq
Nice to see that CC is happy to pull the plug on the Iraq debate. Get a life CC, your forums are crap at the best of times.
RE: Iraq
I am guessing they are using their policy guidelines as stated below...
ETIQUETTE
"Be nice to other people"
Remember, there are real people on the other end of the camera you are talking to, and they have feelings just like you do.
Please also take into account that people from all countries, religions, races and sexual preferences have as much right to use this website as you do.
Please respect this at all times. Do not offend people or place offensive statements in the chat. The internet is a peaceful place, let's keep it that way.
If you fail to comply with these simple rules, then we will simply ban you from the CamContacts Network.
ETIQUETTE
"Be nice to other people"
Remember, there are real people on the other end of the camera you are talking to, and they have feelings just like you do.
Please also take into account that people from all countries, religions, races and sexual preferences have as much right to use this website as you do.
Please respect this at all times. Do not offend people or place offensive statements in the chat. The internet is a peaceful place, let's keep it that way.
If you fail to comply with these simple rules, then we will simply ban you from the CamContacts Network.
RE: Iraq
If a message has made it the forums and then disappeared, I think it's probably more likely the case that someone has written to CC to make a case for having it removed.
RE: Iraq
Yes Anonymous I believe you are absolutely correct. Since I was the original poster of that post, I am sorry to see it was deleted. But there are members, and or etc, that for whatever personal or otherwise reasons they may have, are successful in having those types of posts deleted. It makes me wonder about free speech issues when connected to the world's political situation, be it past or present, and particularly on the internet........ :(((
RE: Iraq
Although I don't have a problem with it is this really the right place for political debates? I would suggest that perhaps it is not. If the majority disagree with me then you are right. I agree with the free speech idiom but again not if it is vindictive against one person. Maybe I am wrong I don't know
RE: Iraq
Max, you raise a question that has been debated in here before, as to posting political/historical issues. And I know for a fact that there are several members who are opposed to such postings. I have not seen anything in the CC Rules and Regulations that prohibit such issues, however, yes it is true that some members do not like it, and have voiced strong opinions against it. My own opinion is that since people post on a wide ranging variety of issues, why not include controversial/serious subjects as well?
I certainly agree with you on the "vindictice part" as you mention against once person for instance, if that does enter the extreme. And since this website belongs to CC, then that becomes their own issue on how they might define what is "vindictive" and what is "extreme."
What CC use to do in the past concerning such "vindictiveness," was to delete the individual posts that were is this catagory of (vindictive) if you will, and not delete the one's that were not in this catagory, and were not insulting. Now, it seems as though they go ahead and delete the entire thread regardless. What will now be interesting, will be to see what happens to this thread, and will it also be deleted? Thx for your input!
I certainly agree with you on the "vindictice part" as you mention against once person for instance, if that does enter the extreme. And since this website belongs to CC, then that becomes their own issue on how they might define what is "vindictive" and what is "extreme."
What CC use to do in the past concerning such "vindictiveness," was to delete the individual posts that were is this catagory of (vindictive) if you will, and not delete the one's that were not in this catagory, and were not insulting. Now, it seems as though they go ahead and delete the entire thread regardless. What will now be interesting, will be to see what happens to this thread, and will it also be deleted? Thx for your input!
RE: Iraq
Assuming that the folk who go to this site are ADULTS... (big leap..lol) I believe that Freedom of Speech should apply. The only exceptions are personal attacks and slanderous remarks. But other than that, if someone doesn't care for a particular topic then they are also free to choose not to read it. I only wish the CC screeners had a similar viewpoint. I have attempted to post political jokes in good fun and they don't make it past the screeners. Oh well. What can you do.
maybe the reason
why these type of posts keep getting yanked is not because of personal insults & attacks,as there are many other posts not yanked with personal attacks & insults,but because it is an issue that polarises opinion & that there is no middle ground for most posters."the irresistable force & the immovable object".we have heard it all before & its unlikely to change others views.as john lennon sang"i just sit here watching the wheels go round & round" :-))
RE: Iraq
As someone who has seen his posts get yanked (without being rude or derogatory or politically charged)... I have learned that free speech is a relative thing on a site that which has many visitors from many countries...
What free speech is to me in my country may not be the same as the "free speech" in another...
What free speech is to me in my country may not be the same as the "free speech" in another...
RE: Iraq
How can a freedom really be a freedom if it's curtailed in anyway? How can a freedom be at all relative?
RE: Iraq
there is no such thing as a full freedom... everything is curtailed in some way, by something... you are free to be naked, but not on the street (most places), and if it is -20C... by the climate... that is bein relative.
you may have the right to do anything... but what if it your right to do something conflicts with someone elses right to not have something done to them?
there is a balance with everything... upset the balance and there are consequences... the balance point changes everyplace in the world...
you may have the right to do anything... but what if it your right to do something conflicts with someone elses right to not have something done to them?
there is a balance with everything... upset the balance and there are consequences... the balance point changes everyplace in the world...
RE: Iraq
So, yeah... That tipping point for a freedom is where its exercise begins to impinge upon or limit the freedoms of anyone else... I agree with that...
In the context of political speech and this forum, I just don't get the argument that any single person's "freedom" to not feel offended is worth censoring anyone else for speaking his mind... Especially when the phrase "free speech" is invoked on the welcoming page to the forums.... A phrase that, in its core and best sense, is meant to protect that very kind of speech...
In the context of political speech and this forum, I just don't get the argument that any single person's "freedom" to not feel offended is worth censoring anyone else for speaking his mind... Especially when the phrase "free speech" is invoked on the welcoming page to the forums.... A phrase that, in its core and best sense, is meant to protect that very kind of speech...
RE: where are the naked iraqi chathost girls?
u bombed them back to the middle ages where sharia law now rules.
RE: NEW
i think maybe you should try to make your profile a bit more about you - rather than things like smelly socks being a turnoff - to make people more likely to be interested in seeing you.
also is worth trying to go into community chat sometimes so that people notice name and look at profile - but is probably better to chat openly at least some of the time so people get to know you rather than just sending private messages that can look as if you are just hassling people into video.
Good luck!
also is worth trying to go into community chat sometimes so that people notice name and look at profile - but is probably better to chat openly at least some of the time so people get to know you rather than just sending private messages that can look as if you are just hassling people into video.
Good luck!
RE: NEW
I have also heard of the "smelly socks thing." and something tells me this originates from Rostov............
RE: NEW
Thank god I am a lesbian... the only problem is that I am a guy!
You may want to change that to "bi" considering most of the members are probably guys & that may limit you to guys who want to "change" you.
Thx for pulling your ID photo, makes all the others look gr8.
I am one of those profile readers, I wouldnt need to hear the whole story... but a little more.
Use the CC mail if you have time, for some members makes a difference.
Best wishes for success!
You may want to change that to "bi" considering most of the members are probably guys & that may limit you to guys who want to "change" you.
Thx for pulling your ID photo, makes all the others look gr8.
I am one of those profile readers, I wouldnt need to hear the whole story... but a little more.
Use the CC mail if you have time, for some members makes a difference.
Best wishes for success!
RE: Cinderella
it's no wonder with a name like "anonymous"! What do you do, walk up to chicks in bars and say "hi, I'm anonymous, can I get some?"
oh wait, I think I see your point - you mean you don't get the joke as well as not getting laid. hmm, not much of a life you have there is it? The "peter, peter ..." reference was to the "peter, peter pumpkin eater" - re-read the joke and something might click.
oh wait, I think I see your point - you mean you don't get the joke as well as not getting laid. hmm, not much of a life you have there is it? The "peter, peter ..." reference was to the "peter, peter pumpkin eater" - re-read the joke and something might click.
RE: Cinderella
I think as guys
we can learn something here.
We have to like pumpkin more ;) :P
we can learn something here.
We have to like pumpkin more ;) :P
Cock:-))
A priest lost his pet rooster and couldn't find it no matter how many times he checked around his parish. Frustrated, he decided to bring it up during his Sunday Mass. From the pulpit, he asked loudly,
"Anyone got a cock?" All the men inside the church stood up!
"No, I mean, has anyone seen a cock?" All the women inside the church stood up.
"No, no, no...what I mean is...has anyone seen MY cock?"
All the nuns stood up!
"Anyone got a cock?" All the men inside the church stood up!
"No, I mean, has anyone seen a cock?" All the women inside the church stood up.
"No, no, no...what I mean is...has anyone seen MY cock?"
All the nuns stood up!
RE: is my price too high?
nope its his choice. If you find your business really suffers drop it a little and see how things go. I charge more than you do and do fine.. would do better if I were online more. So see how things go.
Good luck xx
Good luck xx
RE: is my price too high?
If guys are still coming to you at $2 a minute then no you are not crazy.
crazy? no - poor pricing? yes
Girls over $1.50 don't do much volume at CC. If you are VERY good and build a set of regulars, you'll do OK. but you will have most guys see the price and click away. We aren't used to supporting Western European/American girls.
RE: is my price too high?
I (don't think) I've ever gone over $1.50, what matters though, is if you have business. If they are paying, then keep it at $2, if they are disappearing, drop it.
RE: is my price too high?
Free enterprise, got to love it... there is never a price too high if you have a good product & customers who want it... if you are making more money, then it works for you.
As a member... am dissapointed when I have to make that decision not to visit a host because it is too much for me... but that is my bosses fault for not paying me enough...
Remember that sometimes a complaint you get is not about you... it is about the situation...
All the girls I visit are worth far more than what they charge in open or 121, but that is because I look for more than T & A... its a balancing act that some of us less than wealthy members must play.
Wish you much luck & success...
As a member... am dissapointed when I have to make that decision not to visit a host because it is too much for me... but that is my bosses fault for not paying me enough...
Remember that sometimes a complaint you get is not about you... it is about the situation...
All the girls I visit are worth far more than what they charge in open or 121, but that is because I look for more than T & A... its a balancing act that some of us less than wealthy members must play.
Wish you much luck & success...
Whoops
I work for a large Government department, and we are barred from accessing sites such as this. I am sitting at work, on my government computer typing this. I have almost entered vid sessions with two hosts, and it is only because they ccmail to accuse me of 'teasing' that I am aware contact has been made.
It wouldn'tdo me any good, though, as I have no java or vid and cannot download the software.
Just goes to show, no system is foolproof, and a ackdoor exosts for most appliations :-)
It wouldn'tdo me any good, though, as I have no java or vid and cannot download the software.
Just goes to show, no system is foolproof, and a ackdoor exosts for most appliations :-)
RE: Whoops
Assuming that you work for the US government, as a taxpayer I'm not pleased that you spend your time doing something other than what you are piad to do.
RE: Whoops to viewer9
Fine, go ahead. The millions I get when I sue will insure a golden parachute for retirement.
Where are you from?
I am somewhat amazed, when reading the profiles of many of the hosts, that 'Location' is flagged up 'Secret'. Yet, usually, within minutes of chatting to them, they give not only country but city and other information I wouldn't tell my wife :D
Any other comments on this strange behaviour, or is it the 'Bosses' attempt to inject an air of mystery??
Any other comments on this strange behaviour, or is it the 'Bosses' attempt to inject an air of mystery??
RE: Where are you from?
I always find that a bit strange too. I can see the point in keeping your city secret but why Country and I hear some even say a different country anyway. The local time can be a giveaway but not always.
RE: Where are you from?
I agree that it's not to difficult to determine the host's location by time zones, especially as there are so few countries represented CC chat and/or by English speaking hosts
A Russian host told me that the studio boss forbids Russia being shown because of the perception there that there are too many Russian hosts and so viewers are not so keen to vid them.
A Romanian host told me that there is a fear of prosecution there; a webcam host (not CC) was arrested on pornography charges.
I assume that CC themselves know the definitve answers.
A Russian host told me that the studio boss forbids Russia being shown because of the perception there that there are too many Russian hosts and so viewers are not so keen to vid them.
A Romanian host told me that there is a fear of prosecution there; a webcam host (not CC) was arrested on pornography charges.
I assume that CC themselves know the definitve answers.
RE: Where are you from?
The point is that anyone can check the country in profile or even run a search on it. If you are in chat the host knows if you are a member.
RE: Where are you from?
Country is never that important to me when I visit a host... makes it interesting, but not that important.
Visited a russian host recently that made a big deal of country and went on to tell me how russian hosts were the best and how russian women were better than all... worst host I ever saw, but I am not holding that against my favorite russian friends here,
Visited a russian host recently that made a big deal of country and went on to tell me how russian hosts were the best and how russian women were better than all... worst host I ever saw, but I am not holding that against my favorite russian friends here,
RE: 10 domestic habbits of men that annoy women
I don't know about your men, DOM, but most men lift up the toilet seat before peeing, and what pisses (pun intended) you girlies off, is that we leave the seat up.
And, if you can't control your slaves, give up being DOM ;-)
And, if you can't control your slaves, give up being DOM ;-)
RE: 10 domestic habbits of men that annoy women
If you want to break the habit of a lifetime, and try living with a real man, I highly recommend my Cousin Anon E. :D
RE: 10 domestic habbits of men that annoy women
.... but unfortunately you won't get any sex :P
RE: 10 domestic habbits of men that annoy women
Well if it's your freedom your after Anja I am willing to come round purely for sex and then leave as soon as we have finished :P
success...
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
RE: a poem for a jerk
One More Minute, music and lyircs by Weird Al Yankovic
Well, I heard that you're leavin',
Gonna leave me far behind,
'Cause you found a brand new lover,
You decided that I'm not your kind,
So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex,
And I tore all your pictures in two,
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
Just because it reminds me of you.
That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'.
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity
Eating shards of broken glass,
Than spend one more minute with you.
I guess I might seem kinda bitter.
You got me feelin' down in the dumps.
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love
And I have to use the self-service pumps!
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase.
You ain't gonna break my heart in two.
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred
Thousand paper cuts on my face,
Than spend one more minute with you.
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork,
Than watch you going out with other men.
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
Again and again and again and again and again.
Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'.
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches,
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
In Grand Central Station with my tongue,
Than spend one more minute with you.
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool
Filled with double-edged razor blades,
Than spend one more minute with you.
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage
With my bare hands and then throw it on the floor
And stomp on it till I die
Than spend one more minute with you.
( Trivia: He wrote this song about an ex-girlfriend, her picture gets torn up in the video.)
Well, I heard that you're leavin',
Gonna leave me far behind,
'Cause you found a brand new lover,
You decided that I'm not your kind,
So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex,
And I tore all your pictures in two,
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
Just because it reminds me of you.
That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'.
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity
Eating shards of broken glass,
Than spend one more minute with you.
I guess I might seem kinda bitter.
You got me feelin' down in the dumps.
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love
And I have to use the self-service pumps!
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase.
You ain't gonna break my heart in two.
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred
Thousand paper cuts on my face,
Than spend one more minute with you.
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork,
Than watch you going out with other men.
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
Again and again and again and again and again.
Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'.
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches,
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
In Grand Central Station with my tongue,
Than spend one more minute with you.
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool
Filled with double-edged razor blades,
Than spend one more minute with you.
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage
With my bare hands and then throw it on the floor
And stomp on it till I die
Than spend one more minute with you.
( Trivia: He wrote this song about an ex-girlfriend, her picture gets torn up in the video.)
RE: a poem for a jerk
Interesting way to see love..
Then I must be weird for feeling more alive than ever when I'm inlove :)
"Hurt".. I'm sorry.. I hope it will pass, that you will get over it :)
Hugs
Then I must be weird for feeling more alive than ever when I'm inlove :)
"Hurt".. I'm sorry.. I hope it will pass, that you will get over it :)
Hugs
RE: a poem for a jerk
And men do most anything to get sex while women do most anything to get love.....................yet the ultimate is both simultaneously.................many are chosen but few deliver..............get used to it.........its life and no one gets out of it alive and few achieve real happiness for long while they are there
RE: a poem for a jerk
I didn't know Helena Christensen (the correct spelling) had an over-sized cock? Geez, you can't tell anything from pictures these days can you. Clearly the guy's about as bent as a banana but plays for both teams.
RE: a poem for a jerk
if you post this pain here than you want this someone to read - maybe you misunderstand what this person expected from you - tell this person - not the public - how you feel
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
The ones you (never) take off, Vera :-)
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
I like a short skirt if the girl has good legs. hate bras and tights but stockings and suspenders always do it for me especially with high heels.
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
An off the shoulder dress made from some clinging material, silk works well, and cut to fit well. No bra underneath, not to show pokies but to reveal the curves naturally without spoiling the line. Should be cut low down the back. No visible pantyline. The dress should be slit up to mid thigh or higher on one side.
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
Same as Anja but on gilrs instead of guys :P
Tight jeans on a good round ass is great :D
Most of the girls whose ass I like think their ass is fat :(
Tight jeans on a good round ass is great :D
Most of the girls whose ass I like think their ass is fat :(
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
Hmmmm. hold on a minute while i try to squeeze myself into these tight jeans Anja and i`ll be with u soon.. :P
Feck the incredible hulk must have gotten my tight t-shirt as well it burst when i put my arm throught the sleeve hole.. :( :D
What kind of uniform Anja u want, sailor, solider, spy, tramp, pilot, fireman, policeman... !!??
Or maybe just a Navy suit, shirt and tie... I have one of those and will wear it for ya tonight :P And i`ll let u take it off me :D haha
Feck the incredible hulk must have gotten my tight t-shirt as well it burst when i put my arm throught the sleeve hole.. :( :D
What kind of uniform Anja u want, sailor, solider, spy, tramp, pilot, fireman, policeman... !!??
Or maybe just a Navy suit, shirt and tie... I have one of those and will wear it for ya tonight :P And i`ll let u take it off me :D haha
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
curlers???? some men find curlers sexy? eeeew! takes all kinds!
Anyone in UK remember Hilda Ogden?
Anyone in UK remember Hilda Ogden?
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
Not Hilda with the plaster ducks in Constipation Street???
You pervert :D
You pervert :D
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
lol that's the one!
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
What i find sexy on girls are nicely fitting jeans, not skin tight, but nice fitting to bring out the curve in the backside, then a t-shirt or top of any kind, can be with bra or not depends on the bra thats underneath.. :P
But without bra is cool too... ohhh a thong or g-string, tanga under the jeans, so when the jeans are peeled off over the backside it reveals a gr8 shaped bum and sexy thong:)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm feck now i have to go and find a girl with jeans on and a thong, g-string, tanga who will slide her jeans down over her sexy bum..... :D :P :)
But without bra is cool too... ohhh a thong or g-string, tanga under the jeans, so when the jeans are peeled off over the backside it reveals a gr8 shaped bum and sexy thong:)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm feck now i have to go and find a girl with jeans on and a thong, g-string, tanga who will slide her jeans down over her sexy bum..... :D :P :)
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
Hmm the idea of guy in my dressing gown after shower sounds nice for me:D
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
What if he hasn`t got any hair... Will bald wet head be ok ...:D :P
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
Are you smooth and sexy too monika, well i know ur sexy but the question is are u smooth.. hehe :P
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
can i touch all of u Monika.. Even the hard parts ;-) :P
can i touch all of u Monika.. Even the hard parts ;-) :P
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
No, I meant for you to ask "under where?" so I could make an underwear joke.....Damn it all:P
RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy
Only hair on me is armpits gorty, and a little bit on my head.. The head on my shoulders :P but if u wanna check i`ll send u a pic:P haha
RE: Saddle up
Cattle are ok. But if you ever start getting interested in sheep, get, a lot of people, including me, are going to get very worried about you.
RE: Saddle up
Gete, I hope you don't get any crazy ideas when you're back riding with us in the veldt? ;)))
How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
Hi guys ;) Im in the escort category and Im thinking of coming over to the states for a couple of weeks and thinking about doing a tour while Im over there... only a couple of dates maybe in the NY area and CA. I am just curious as to how many US visitors we have.. who use escorts or would consider it. I didnt put my name as to not look like Im just trying to 'drum up' business. I am just really really curious!!!!
Many thanks for your replies (well the sensible ones!! LOL)
Noseybird xxxxx
Many thanks for your replies (well the sensible ones!! LOL)
Noseybird xxxxx
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
Im from california, but dont have a need for a escort...unless....hehe
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
wow, from NY to CA is a lot of land to cover in the states.... I am in the middle & for those who would want that service could find it cheaper and easier unless you are a THE goddess we never met...
domt even know what I would say if this was a host aI reallllllllllllly knew well,,,
domt even know what I would say if this was a host aI reallllllllllllly knew well,,,
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
I believe there are only counties in Nevada where prostitution is legal in the US. And I don;t know for sure, but I think they are all registered with the counties they do business in.
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
True, Prostituion is only legal in part of the state of nevada but an "escort" is not a prostitute...And if u beleive that, I have a bridge in Nevada i'll sell you, cheap...lol
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
how much for your Bridge Wheelyking? xxx
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
I would Love to show you around .... if you are going to spend anytime northwest USA post it and I will be honored to spend time with YOU. Also I'd like to go to Las Vegas .....................
RE: dear "me"
once she gets a look at the size of my cock, she'll do ANYTHING I want for free! :)
RE: dear "me"
u mean she will do it out of pity? :D
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RE: dear "me"
What you mean girls will have sex with you out of pity if you have a very small cock ?
Couldn't you have told me that 20 years ago Nadeen :(
Okay I know you would have only probably been about 2 so lets make it 5 years ago :P
Couldn't you have told me that 20 years ago Nadeen :(
Okay I know you would have only probably been about 2 so lets make it 5 years ago :P
Dear Nadeen
I didn't mean you to have sex with me out of pity Nadeen I just meant you could have told me about it and then I might have got my policeman's whistle blown :P
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
first thankyou for all the replies... and me.. honey.... I get more than enough in my real life... dont really need to toss anyone a freebie... hung like muffin or not! LOL... thanks though :) gives me a couple of ideas :) xxxx
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
i have and would hire an escort. girls on tour, travel through country, strippers, even porn stars do what you plan.
But Price is crazy!!! i wouldnt pay crazy dollars for escort.
But Price is crazy!!! i wouldnt pay crazy dollars for escort.
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
A Russian whore come to the USA to "suck" money as an escort? WOW .................................................
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
I know! What is the world coming to!!?
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
here escorts charge $150 for hour and some do DATES over night to places like resort hotels, casinos or wherever the date wants company for around $1,500 to $2,000 ...that is usually a full NIGHT until morning. I had a gf that was a DOM and she charged about the same, but be careful where you are and what you do each COUNTY here in FLORIDA is zoned for different business, they even break it down to ZIP CODES lol, so just mind the laws where ever you land and all will be good. GOOD luck, and I might suggest going online or searching around for LOCAL Night time magazines...give you idea of rates maybe;) Also check rules at CC to help promote yourself in that category maybe making phone available to set your "dates"? I am not sure what rules are here for escorts but sure it is just mind the rules of where you are going to be "dating";) Anyways:) GOOD LUCK and do enjoy some of the sites around our lovely country:)
RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?
Hosts have a place to show web page. There can be prices and conditions. I have seen East European giels advertise themselves for $30 to $1000 a go on some escort pages. Do the search.
ERm Puzzled...
First of all I'm English... not Russian.. so maybe you should get some facts correct before you get all excited and hit that send button. Secondly... its COMING not come ... so correct grammar would be appreciated when trying to be patronising and clever. And thirdly why not? I am there for a while anyway traveling I thought I could combine some business with pleasure. I have a couple of American clients on here and wondered if it was worth making the odd detour along the way. Lastly... I can see why you are on this site spending your money as with manners like yours I doubt you can get a real woman to sit and spend time with you for free.
Rude, ignorany people really do annoy me... and breath... 1...2....3.
Thankyou again to the sensible and helpful replies (esp fla usa/chthost) they are much appreciated.
Noseybird xxxxx
Rude, ignorany people really do annoy me... and breath... 1...2....3.
Thankyou again to the sensible and helpful replies (esp fla usa/chthost) they are much appreciated.
Noseybird xxxxx
bollocks
I meant ignorant.. not ignorany ... I want a kick and will give myself one in due course. twat.
RE: ERm Puzzled...
touche noseybird, good call on the manners thing ... puzzled in name and in nature I suspect ...
?????????
Manners aside what do you call a woman that sells her body ?? be it for sex or as an escort? Whore ---- Slut ----- Disease waiting to happen ---- Prostitute ----- what do you call it?
RE: ?????????
As your manners are clearly aside.. and your vocabulary is stunted.. here are a few more for you...
B-girl, bag, bawd, bimbo, blower, broad, call girl, camp follower, cat, chicken, chippie, concubine, courtesan, fallen woman, floozy, harlot, hooker, hostess, hustler, loose woman, midnight cowboy, model, moll, nymphomaniac, painted woman, party girl, pickup, pink pants, pro, scarlet woman, slut, streetwalker, strumpet, tart, tomato, tramp, trollop, white slave, whore, working girl.
I personally like tomato.. although not so sure clients would understand what that meant if thats how I described myself on my website. If you are annoyed at what I wrote then you should maybe not be so blatently rude and antagonistic in your replies. Ooops my mistake, you thought I was some quiet poor Russian girl clearly unable to defend myself, guess again. Although your opinion of me doesn't actually matter as as far as I am concerned, you don't actually matter. I still feel the want to tell you how I do view myself. I view myself as a business woman. My sexuality and body as the product and service that is highly lucrative. I am very well educated and have a CV most people would sell their Grannies for and I still choose this as my career, for now. It is a misconception that someone who sells sex or company for money is easy. Not so. I am single and choose to be, not because Its easier to be single but that I havent met someone I love enough or special enough to give my time to. Escorting is purely business for me. And for many other girls. I have friends in the business who are happily married and outside of work wouldnt ever consider being with another man. You Sir may call me or anyone who does this line of work whatever you please. There will always be people who beleive they are better than you, know more than you do or are on higher moral standing than you are. You seem to be one of those. Sad.
B-girl, bag, bawd, bimbo, blower, broad, call girl, camp follower, cat, chicken, chippie, concubine, courtesan, fallen woman, floozy, harlot, hooker, hostess, hustler, loose woman, midnight cowboy, model, moll, nymphomaniac, painted woman, party girl, pickup, pink pants, pro, scarlet woman, slut, streetwalker, strumpet, tart, tomato, tramp, trollop, white slave, whore, working girl.
I personally like tomato.. although not so sure clients would understand what that meant if thats how I described myself on my website. If you are annoyed at what I wrote then you should maybe not be so blatently rude and antagonistic in your replies. Ooops my mistake, you thought I was some quiet poor Russian girl clearly unable to defend myself, guess again. Although your opinion of me doesn't actually matter as as far as I am concerned, you don't actually matter. I still feel the want to tell you how I do view myself. I view myself as a business woman. My sexuality and body as the product and service that is highly lucrative. I am very well educated and have a CV most people would sell their Grannies for and I still choose this as my career, for now. It is a misconception that someone who sells sex or company for money is easy. Not so. I am single and choose to be, not because Its easier to be single but that I havent met someone I love enough or special enough to give my time to. Escorting is purely business for me. And for many other girls. I have friends in the business who are happily married and outside of work wouldnt ever consider being with another man. You Sir may call me or anyone who does this line of work whatever you please. There will always be people who beleive they are better than you, know more than you do or are on higher moral standing than you are. You seem to be one of those. Sad.
RE: ?????????
what is your religious beliefs? how are your morals and ethics as well? Does being a call girl make you cold? How does a person shut off emotions or spread the legs without feeling anything ( guess that goes for here too).
RE: ?????????
A few years ago I dated an escort for about 10 months. And no I did not not meet her in her working capacity nor even realise what she was doing at first. Like any other job different people bring different attitudes to there work. There are some prostitutes who hate what they do and are very mechanical about it. Others put more of themselves into their work and are probably better at it. I can confirm that it certainly does not necessarily make them cold in non-working relationships. I think this may depend on the type of clients they have. I had a lot of fun with her and considerably expanded my sexual horizons. However physically having sex with a stranger is very different from just performing in front of them on cam as is done on CC.
Someone..
Very well said and good to have a view from someone whos been in your position. When Im with someone (Ive only really had two long term faithful relationships) I am with them, heart, mind, body and soul. Or I wouldnt be with them at all. I do think that although escorting is great for now in the long term.. ie when I meet someone important and want marriage and kids it will be given up and put in the life experience box and kept there. thankyou for your reply. xxx
ethics/religion question
Sorry for the delay in replying... I've been away and missed this message.... (there are so many!)
My religious beliefs oddly I prefer to keep private as it's personal to myself. I hope that doesnt offend. As for ethics or morals. I doubt you will find many people as honest, open (no pun intended) or up front about what it is in my mind or in intention. I never lie to those I love or respect and those that are closest to me know about my work and what I do, as I am not ashamed of it at all. I am never cold although I do have an ability to cut off my emotions from work, on here or otherwise. In saying that, I haven't ever taken a client I couldn't hold a good conversation with or someone that I couldn't find something attractive in. And I do feel something.. but not in the emotional sense. I am a very sexual, physical person so the physical feeling of being aroused is almost always there. If I'm not feeling that way, I don't work, well if I can avoid it. The same question could be asked of the clients who come on here. How can you find fulfillment from some anonymous view on screen? It's not love or even genuine in the vast majority of cases. But then its not meant to be. Its a primal need for stimulation and sexual fulfilment... it 's exactly the same for myself. Hope that answers your question.
RE: ????????? 02/Sep/2006 13:57 (GMT)
what is your religious beliefs? how are your morals and ethics as well? Does being a call girl make you cold? How does a person shut off emotions or spread the legs without feeling anything ( guess that goes for here too).
My religious beliefs oddly I prefer to keep private as it's personal to myself. I hope that doesnt offend. As for ethics or morals. I doubt you will find many people as honest, open (no pun intended) or up front about what it is in my mind or in intention. I never lie to those I love or respect and those that are closest to me know about my work and what I do, as I am not ashamed of it at all. I am never cold although I do have an ability to cut off my emotions from work, on here or otherwise. In saying that, I haven't ever taken a client I couldn't hold a good conversation with or someone that I couldn't find something attractive in. And I do feel something.. but not in the emotional sense. I am a very sexual, physical person so the physical feeling of being aroused is almost always there. If I'm not feeling that way, I don't work, well if I can avoid it. The same question could be asked of the clients who come on here. How can you find fulfillment from some anonymous view on screen? It's not love or even genuine in the vast majority of cases. But then its not meant to be. Its a primal need for stimulation and sexual fulfilment... it 's exactly the same for myself. Hope that answers your question.
RE: ????????? 02/Sep/2006 13:57 (GMT)
what is your religious beliefs? how are your morals and ethics as well? Does being a call girl make you cold? How does a person shut off emotions or spread the legs without feeling anything ( guess that goes for here too).
Mr Banana
I beleive you are correct... I hope that your quest to become something yellow, bendy and delicious with toffee is triumphant.... LONG LIVE BANANAS!!!!!!!!
RE: Mr Banana
I already have attained those lofty heights of supreme bananadom and now I simply yearn to be human in the fullest sense of the word ... which basically involves getting some hands, which will mean I will no longer get splinters in my willy from the knot hole in the tree out in the neighbor's front yard ... I will be a real wanker in the truest sense of the word!! oh happy day!!!
and btw, well said in your latest response to mr puzzled :) ... that is quite a list of names you found there! And coincidentally (or not, you decide), I recently sold my Granny, not for a CV but for 9 blankets, 12 assorted buttons, 35 shiny beads and 2 slightly used yet full-functional muskets (minus the powder and shot I hasten to add, wouldn't want someone to put an eye out now, would we!) ... it astounds me what people will give me for her.
and btw, well said in your latest response to mr puzzled :) ... that is quite a list of names you found there! And coincidentally (or not, you decide), I recently sold my Granny, not for a CV but for 9 blankets, 12 assorted buttons, 35 shiny beads and 2 slightly used yet full-functional muskets (minus the powder and shot I hasten to add, wouldn't want someone to put an eye out now, would we!) ... it astounds me what people will give me for her.
RE: Mr Banana
hmmm a banana in the hand is worth two in the bush...........on second thought reverse that pls...........................me thinks she prefers paying customers oh yellow one. Worksmithing is not a good substitute unless you have a law degree and can get her bailed out of jail for prostitution.
RE: Mr Banana
let's see, no degree in law but I do have degrees in chemistry and molecular biology so I can make her all the illicit substances she wants, and then go on to describe the effects they will have once administered ...
RE: Mr Banana
LOL well that would be lovely if I ever took more than a paracetmol or asprin! LOL ... well ok maybe tequilla every now and then... but I'm afraid thats it! Maybe a hangover cure would be in order... you would be my Hero *;o) xx
RE: Mr Banana
I miss my buttons and shiny beads :(
But your granny is very nice and excellent company and her little beard tickles me (I stole a button off her coat so my collection is starting again :D) :)
As for you NoseyBird your a very very very bad girl selling your body for cash - but keep up the good work as if it wasn't for girls like you I wouldn't have a sex life and my little policeman's whistle would never get blown :P
But your granny is very nice and excellent company and her little beard tickles me (I stole a button off her coat so my collection is starting again :D) :)
As for you NoseyBird your a very very very bad girl selling your body for cash - but keep up the good work as if it wasn't for girls like you I wouldn't have a sex life and my little policeman's whistle would never get blown :P
RE: Mr Banana
and I miss my Granny and that thing she used to do with her false teeth and a wooden spoon ...
RE: Mr Banana
Awwwww cant you rent your new Granny out to pay for some more shiny beads and buttons? and bless her little bearded heart.
Now mr Imnotyourfriend (good god what a long name!) I don't sell my body *wink* I sell my time! just ask my solicitor! lol. Thankfully I am still conviction/caution free. And truthfully if that ever really became an issue I wouldn't continue doing this as it's not worth compromising the rest of my life for. However I am very good at being a bad bad girl lol... so until that happens or I get bored or choose otherwise.. I think I'll continue. xxxxx
Now mr Imnotyourfriend (good god what a long name!) I don't sell my body *wink* I sell my time! just ask my solicitor! lol. Thankfully I am still conviction/caution free. And truthfully if that ever really became an issue I wouldn't continue doing this as it's not worth compromising the rest of my life for. However I am very good at being a bad bad girl lol... so until that happens or I get bored or choose otherwise.. I think I'll continue. xxxxx
re your Granny..
WOW thats one hell of a list of things you got for your Granny! did you do the swap through Noel Edmunds Swap shop? :P
to Noseybird
Oooh you little fibber, I'm sure Swap Shop was never re-run LOL.. But is you were 6 when it was on you would be a little younger than me. :))
RE: to Noseybird
LOL.. ok ok so I told a porkie! lol but yes I beleive I was about 6.. maybe a little younger... I am only 27 :P x
RE: to Noseybird
Shush! lol my maths isn't so bad lol.. however my memory sucks bottom! lol :P cheeky :P:P:P
RE: to Noseybird
Hmmmm you calling me cheeky lol. I may have to ask you to step outside LOL. Anyway age is a feeling not a number, at least i bloody hope it is ha! ha!
RE: to Noseybird
LOL :-P age had better be a number or one day I'll be in deep trouble I am sure. Ill go outside with you.. but you'd better call your friends for help lmao.. kidding! :-D
RE: to Noseybird
Seriously I would like to say how nice it is to see some of your postings on here. Also to have a laugh with someone that has a good sense of humour too. I was always told never to hit a woman so your pretty safe outside with me .....well on that score anyway lol
dear "Noseybird"...
Co-incidentally, the only true escorts I ever saw with web pages linked to CC were based in England.
RE: dear "Noseybird"...
yes you would be correct... I am based in the UK hence the original posts stating I would travelling to the States. xx
RE: dear "Noseybird"...
I thought all British girls were sweet and innocent.....well done Nosey bird I was most impressed with your retaliation earlier in this thread and well done for flying the UK flag : D
RE: dear "Noseybird"...
why thankyou.. and yes.. British and Proud of it... so thankyou also :) xxxx
RE: dear "Noseybird"...
Now Senior Banana.. I couldn't possibly say. Although I think I'll use this name from now on in the forums *:-) It has been lovely to chat with you through here though. xxx
RE: when was your last HIV test?
well prior to my new profession I took a full MOT at the GUM clinic every 3 years when I had a smear done. Although there wasnt much need as I had been in a monogomous relationship for over 9 years. Never harms to have a check up though. And now I only ever practice completely safe sex but still go every 6 months or if I'm concerned. And it isnt an AIDS test.. its HIV... when was yours? *:oP
winders 98
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands.
The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.
Also note:
the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse
My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption
Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys
Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard
Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive
floppies are them little ol' plactic disc thangs.
Other features:
Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.
* OK ats aww-right
* cancel hail no
* reset awa shoot
* yes shore
* no Naaaa
* find hunt-fer it
* go to over yonder
* back back yonder
* help hep me out here
* stop ternit off
* start crank it up
* settings sittins
* programs stuff at does stuff
* documents stuff I done done
Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to winders 98:
* tiperiter A word processor
* colering book a graphics program
* addin mershene calculator
* outhouse paper notepad
* jupe-box CD Player
* iner-net Microsoft Explorer
* pichers A graphics viewer
* IRS M/S accounting software
* IRS2 M/S accounting software with hidden files
* coon dog American kennel club records
* fishin Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records
* NRA National Rifle Association
* shot gun Remington Arms price list
* riffel Winchester price list
* pisstel Smith and Wesson price list
* truck Ford and Chevrolet dealers in AL by zip code
* house Nearest Mobile home repair service by zip code
* car same as truck just need two, list in Alabama
* cuzzins family history (usually a 3 meg file)
* tax records usually an empty file
* shells ammunition inventory (another 3 meg file)
* bud list of Budwiser dealers by zip code
* rasin NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race
* car 'n truck parts nearest junk yard by zip code
* doc veterinarians by zip code
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement copy.
thx to google :))
The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.
Also note:
the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse
My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption
Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys
Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard
Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive
floppies are them little ol' plactic disc thangs.
Other features:
Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.
* OK ats aww-right
* cancel hail no
* reset awa shoot
* yes shore
* no Naaaa
* find hunt-fer it
* go to over yonder
* back back yonder
* help hep me out here
* stop ternit off
* start crank it up
* settings sittins
* programs stuff at does stuff
* documents stuff I done done
Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to winders 98:
* tiperiter A word processor
* colering book a graphics program
* addin mershene calculator
* outhouse paper notepad
* jupe-box CD Player
* iner-net Microsoft Explorer
* pichers A graphics viewer
* IRS M/S accounting software
* IRS2 M/S accounting software with hidden files
* coon dog American kennel club records
* fishin Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records
* NRA National Rifle Association
* shot gun Remington Arms price list
* riffel Winchester price list
* pisstel Smith and Wesson price list
* truck Ford and Chevrolet dealers in AL by zip code
* house Nearest Mobile home repair service by zip code
* car same as truck just need two, list in Alabama
* cuzzins family history (usually a 3 meg file)
* tax records usually an empty file
* shells ammunition inventory (another 3 meg file)
* bud list of Budwiser dealers by zip code
* rasin NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race
* car 'n truck parts nearest junk yard by zip code
* doc veterinarians by zip code
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement copy.
thx to google :))
RE: winders 98
ise dun be sowie but ise cant read well. but dis be from mi neck of de wuds i supose. ise du like nascar, an yea, we stil use de outhouse.
RE: winders 98
hey now!
winders is a dang good machine!
a bit slow, but thats taken care
of by a good whoopin with a handy broom.
winders is a dang good machine!
a bit slow, but thats taken care
of by a good whoopin with a handy broom.
love
there was a post earlier about saying"i love you"to friends.for me its ok because i believe there are many differents types of love.love of your family,friends,the special love & bond with your best friend.love of your pet.loving the smell of flowers in the morning,the sound of birds singing in spring...etc but maybe being"in love"is a unique love that heightens our senses & feelings with great highs & lows.its why sometimes when it goes wrong its so hard to accept & adjust.its the most potent & powerful feeling we can have.i just wanted to ask"what are some of the smells,sights,sounds,feelings,tastes that you love?"
RE: love
I love the smell or scent of a woman in the morning. :)
I love the sound of a woman whispering in my ear. :P
I love the sight of a woman`s beautiful long legs.
I love the feeling of being in good company.
I love the taste of chocolate as i lick it of a woman`s body. :P
Hows that..??!! i have many more but they were the first ones to come into my mind when i read this post. Seems i`m obsessed with women... :D whheewwww
I love the sound of a woman whispering in my ear. :P
I love the sight of a woman`s beautiful long legs.
I love the feeling of being in good company.
I love the taste of chocolate as i lick it of a woman`s body. :P
Hows that..??!! i have many more but they were the first ones to come into my mind when i read this post. Seems i`m obsessed with women... :D whheewwww
to a door
the sound,feel,sight,smell & taste of blowing adoor.a stimulation of all the senses.clever girl! ;-)))
RE: love
monika its your feelings so only you truly know what type of love it would be.i guess at this time it would be mostly lust but we can have fun finding out :-))) kisses
RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)
Do you have a shorter version Anja? Am lazy reading so many sentences:PP
RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)
So you are lazy...hmmm, then give me your melons:PPPP
RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)
Im a lil lazy too lol, i always ask myself how others can read/write soo much on a forum. But i read the titles so to make an idea... very interesting Anja :)
RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)
Forget the melons i want all of those 10, right now, specially the nipple part.... Feck i`m gonna be VA now and say this, "Anja r ur nipples hard" hahaha :D
But come to think of it there are 2 - 3 girls that i chat to that look gr8 dressed down and have natural beauty, and one is u Anja, the others are............ well i won`t say just incase they don`t want there names put up here..... :P lets just say the first letters in each name starts with a C and the other a J....:)
But come to think of it there are 2 - 3 girls that i chat to that look gr8 dressed down and have natural beauty, and one is u Anja, the others are............ well i won`t say just incase they don`t want there names put up here..... :P lets just say the first letters in each name starts with a C and the other a J....:)
RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)
u got one right Anja,, The J one, but need to guess the other again:P
RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)
I could never resist u anyway Anja Dom dom sunny bunny:P
Sold The Wife:-))
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men at the bar asked him what happened.
"I did a horrible thing" and he sniffed the drunk. "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of scotch."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now shes gone and you want her back, right?"
"Right," said the drunk, still crying.
"Youre sorry you sold her because you realized too late that you love her, right?"
"Oh, no" said the drunk. "I want her back because Im thirsty again!"
"I did a horrible thing" and he sniffed the drunk. "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of scotch."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now shes gone and you want her back, right?"
"Right," said the drunk, still crying.
"Youre sorry you sold her because you realized too late that you love her, right?"
"Oh, no" said the drunk. "I want her back because Im thirsty again!"
Picture Of The Wife:-))
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home.
RE: 10 things i love u
mmm u write nice Anja, even if you open yourself so much in ur post. Explaining how the man you love is, shows the way you are hmmmm
RE: 10 things i love u
I hoped long ago to Alex, but i missed my chance :(
But i`d like to be at least a part of what has been read here, if i`m lucky.
I could be the parts where i tickle her lil feet cos i know she hates that :D and aslo i make her feel free, cos she never stands still long enough for me to catch her... :P
Shes a free bird flying high and any man that eventually catchs Anja mind, body and soul will be the luckiest guy.... PLEASE Anja let it be me:P =))
But i`d like to be at least a part of what has been read here, if i`m lucky.
I could be the parts where i tickle her lil feet cos i know she hates that :D and aslo i make her feel free, cos she never stands still long enough for me to catch her... :P
Shes a free bird flying high and any man that eventually catchs Anja mind, body and soul will be the luckiest guy.... PLEASE Anja let it be me:P =))
RE: 10 things i love u
not THE ONE for u :(( yeah u have another for that :P pity.. :(
And life would never be a horror with u Anja, would be paradise by the dashboard light as Meatloaf sang:P haha or maybe this one
You took the words right outta my mouth
It must have been while you where kissing me.. hehe :P
Awwww feck it gimme a kiss Anja its been to long.. and a GIANT HUG too.. :):P
And life would never be a horror with u Anja, would be paradise by the dashboard light as Meatloaf sang:P haha or maybe this one
You took the words right outta my mouth
It must have been while you where kissing me.. hehe :P
Awwww feck it gimme a kiss Anja its been to long.. and a GIANT HUG too.. :):P
3 old ladies and a flasher
Three old Ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park
>> bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approachedfrom across
>> the park.
>>
>> The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and
>> opened his trench coat.
>>
>> Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
>>
>> Then Maude, also, had a stroke.
>>
>> Tilly, being the oldest, and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
>> bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approachedfrom across
>> the park.
>>
>> The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and
>> opened his trench coat.
>>
>> Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
>>
>> Then Maude, also, had a stroke.
>>
>> Tilly, being the oldest, and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
To realize the value...
To realize the value of a sister: ask someone Who doesn't have one.
To realize the value of ten years: ask a newly Divorced couple.
To realize the value of four years: ask a graduate.
To realize the value of one year: ask a student who has failed a final exam.
To realize the value of one month: ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of one week: ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of one minute: ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize the value of one-second: ask a person who has survived an accident.
To realize the value of one millisecond: ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.
Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.
To realize the value of ten years: ask a newly Divorced couple.
To realize the value of four years: ask a graduate.
To realize the value of one year: ask a student who has failed a final exam.
To realize the value of one month: ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of one week: ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of one minute: ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize the value of one-second: ask a person who has survived an accident.
To realize the value of one millisecond: ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.
Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.
RE: To realize the value...
That was very nice Nadeen :)
I have never had a friend to be able to lose one though :(
Oh and I like Mr Deeds because he is rich rich rich :D
As someone once said (can't remember who) Money doesn't buy you happiness but it sure as hell buys you a better class of Misery.
I have never had a friend to be able to lose one though :(
Oh and I like Mr Deeds because he is rich rich rich :D
As someone once said (can't remember who) Money doesn't buy you happiness but it sure as hell buys you a better class of Misery.
RE: To realize the value...
"As someone once said (can't remember who) Money doesn't buy you happiness but it sure as hell buys you a better class of Misery."
Well said, but i dont agree :P
Let me share with u my opinion.
i would say nobody and nothing can buy u happiness, coz it's locked in the door inside of yourself...just find a key and release it :)
Happiness doesnt depend on outer circumstanses, it's your ability to notice the beauty of life, nature, to appreciate warm relations with people, to see your friend's care about u, to enjoy your time with family, children, friends, your work and so on...is that a misery? ...if u dont have anything to enjoy, then find it...if u dont have friends, that's only your fault...if u think life is suffer...then who can help?...only u, if u changes your thoughts about it :)))
Wish u the best ;)
Well said, but i dont agree :P
Let me share with u my opinion.
i would say nobody and nothing can buy u happiness, coz it's locked in the door inside of yourself...just find a key and release it :)
Happiness doesnt depend on outer circumstanses, it's your ability to notice the beauty of life, nature, to appreciate warm relations with people, to see your friend's care about u, to enjoy your time with family, children, friends, your work and so on...is that a misery? ...if u dont have anything to enjoy, then find it...if u dont have friends, that's only your fault...if u think life is suffer...then who can help?...only u, if u changes your thoughts about it :)))
Wish u the best ;)
RE: To realize the value...
Nadeen I also said money can't buy you happiness :P
While I agree that happiness mainly comes from within I think you are wrong that outer circumstances don't play a part. In fact you mention friends , family , children and work - all of them outer circumstances.
Even so I would still say that having enough money (not necessarily bucket loads) to meet your every day needs while not in itself creating the happiness maybe help to enhance it.
It reminds me of a rich DJ and TV presenter in the UK who said a similar thing to what you are saying. That being rich only makes a difference when you are actually spending money and if he is drinking a pint of beer it doesn't taste any better because he is rich. If he goes for a walk the sun doesn't shine any brighter because he is rich. I agree with him up to a point - some of my happiest times have been when I had very little money when I was a student away from home for the first time and no parents to make me behave :) but for the same reason above I do not agree with him completely.
But in short I would rather be poor and alive than rich and dead :D
While I agree that happiness mainly comes from within I think you are wrong that outer circumstances don't play a part. In fact you mention friends , family , children and work - all of them outer circumstances.
Even so I would still say that having enough money (not necessarily bucket loads) to meet your every day needs while not in itself creating the happiness maybe help to enhance it.
It reminds me of a rich DJ and TV presenter in the UK who said a similar thing to what you are saying. That being rich only makes a difference when you are actually spending money and if he is drinking a pint of beer it doesn't taste any better because he is rich. If he goes for a walk the sun doesn't shine any brighter because he is rich. I agree with him up to a point - some of my happiest times have been when I had very little money when I was a student away from home for the first time and no parents to make me behave :) but for the same reason above I do not agree with him completely.
But in short I would rather be poor and alive than rich and dead :D
Sex Sandals
A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You! Foreigners! Come in, come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try them on."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming; "YOU GOT THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!"
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You! Foreigners! Come in, come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try them on."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming; "YOU GOT THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!"