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As I remember one famous sentence.I'm not sure I translated correctly it from russian, but it sounds something like.
If you consider something is yours you should allow this to leave you.If it doesn't return to you then perhaps it has never been yours.

"f you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was. We do not possess anything in this world, least of all other people. We only imagine that we do. Our friends, our lovers, our spouses, even our children are not ours; they belong only to themselves. Possessive and controlling friendships and relationships can be as harmful as neglect."

Alison Willcocks

I think perhaps that was what you were refering to Gorty.

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Oh and before anyone goes all anal-retentive on me , yes I KNOW it is a translation from a chinese proverb. But that is how I rember it in English, ok?

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In the version I have heard (not applicable here) the third part says "but if it just sits around your place doing nothing, eating your food and drinking your drink and doesn't seem to realise it is allowed to leave then you either married it or gave birth to it."

According to this Russian wisdom, I let my ex husband free to date a Russian girl...and he was gone! LOL

if he does n't love u or want u dont try anymore...move on with ur life sweety...i know its hard but after a point we must keep our dignity..trust me on that!

girl, it was necessary to think earlier to not admit it...

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if you want him back make him jealous of you . make him regret leaving you

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I think only your bf can really answer that.

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Im not coming back; I found my true love in a banana

Yes, make him angry & jelous by having sex with many many men. Walk into a bar with one boob hanging out and let any man that wants to grope you have his way with you.
PS I'll be in the Topsy Turvy Bar at 8:00 tomorow nice, I'm the one wearing a turttle neck tank top, slippers with black socks and a toupee with a chin strap

Thanks for the tip. I'll put on my best wig and make up and my slinky red dress.

Don't tweak my nipples too hard :)

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yes, we are enjoying our new-found love ...

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Daily blow jobs should do the trick.

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i like blue colour to but i`m not gay.. :P what have u on thats blue impy:P

Because we can't tell wjhat your pic means. Is it chat or is it ????
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are you saying you are gay?

Would you be interested if he was Jiverman?

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Yep they sure are some pathetic creatures ( losers,wakners ..call 'em whatever you wanna ). Not everyone is charismatic,confident,smart,pretty,funny...etc. But hey,if we'd all be the same,wouldn't that just be boring ? ( Who'd make your payments then ? ;-) )

Good for u olga, they need help..
Many of the lonely and sad ones just haven`t got the confidence to do anything about there lifes is all.. They have got stuck in a rut is all, and just can`t climb out no matter how they wish they could, and its not laziness, they just don`t realise that ppl do care about them. And some are just to shy and quiet and are afraid to try incase they get set back, it`s why they don`t try in the first place cos they are scared of being rejected, and being so shy and quiet its hard to make friends, cos the ppl you try to be friends with think ur boring cos ur so quiet and no fun.. :(

It`s a vicious circle.. Specially if those ppl don`t give you the time of day... All they see is a sad boring guy, and thats the trouble, cos they judge by the appearance and not what is inside, which they would find out if they got to know them..

Thats the trouble with these days, its all about appearance, and if you don`t look the part u don`t fit in.. :(

But again good for u Olga, i hope you bring a few of them out of their shells a bit more and to gradually be more happier with themselves and with being with others.....

Kisses and hugs to one that noticed.. :)

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Will you try and cheer me up Lena :( I really am a poor thing :(

But I'm going to practice what you said.

I'm unique I'm unique I'm the only person under the sun who is this smelly, ugly , shallow and rude.

Hey it's working I feel happier already :P

lena your heart is in the right place & your intentions are honourable but as has been said by others in this post the need for change must come from within them. when they come to visit you is do your best to improve their self esteem.if they leave your room happier than when they entered it you have succeeded.

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Somebody on here who finally gets it, and everyone makes fun of her!!! grrrrrrrrrr...

lena i think it is very honourable and noble that you care so much, if there were a few more people in the world like you then maybe it would not be in the state it is in
and dont let the negative comments from some of the other people here stop you from being kind enough to care and who knows, maybe the lonely people will see your message and smile.

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i agree with adorableDOM

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i wonder which part of you is adorable DOM coz its clearly not your warmth and kindness for your fellow human

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you would be surprised at what i can get DOM, and i would like to say for the record i dont think olgaolga was bragging or showing off but i guess people will read it how they want to read it

yes better think again about if she is one of thouse sad ppl or not:)think deeply,and think not less than 2times to be sure before posting:)u simply dont know how she grunts at mornings:Dhehe
well yes i can agree that some ppl dont want to change,they refuse the all the attempts of other ppl to help them.yes,maybe some ppl like to be like this,but less of them,only a few...not all!some r just really not sure of themseves,shy to open their souls,but they have reasons for it,trying to fing a key to their heart help them to believe in themselfes and then seeing them happy and satisfied with life is a great thing:)
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she is not shouting this at every corner,show me where is it writen "I M GREAT!!!I HELPED HIM!!!!I THINK I DESERVE AN ORDER OF NOBILITY!!"
where?where is it?she just asked others not to ignore such ppl,not to allow them to live their boring lifes,but to help them..to improve.dont think its bad.she is just very nice person who cares about ppl,and it doesnt matter to her where r they in real life or at the other side of computer..i think not only "these sad ppl" need help,but also we,coz we need to learn from olgaolga to be as king and caring as she,as u can see at replies,not so many people share her opinion,or even can understand what she is speaking about.pity but for many people here the thought and idea of helping others is as far as stars:((((

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You are a nice girl!! and badman is not so bad, it seems!!...mmmm, nice to discover!
My secret wish is to make ImNotYourFriend happy! He doesnt want, though..he said I am not innocent.LOL

I have known Adorable Anja for a long time already.And I think she is really sweetheart.Hmm I see what sense you see in her reply but english is not her native language and it's not my native language as well.Very often ppl don't express their ideas well.Even in my real life when I'm chatting to russians on russian I may be misexpress what I wanted to tell.
But I don't think that you should judge Anja only from her 1 sentence.I don't think she meant actually what you saw in her post.
She is very sweet, kind, funny but at the same time very sensitive and friendly. And btw as you noticed she didn't tell anything bad about olgaolga, she told only what she thought about that post by oglaolga.

And I think I must agree with Anja that sometimes it's really useless to try to help some ppl.Seems they are happy in their misfortune and don't want to go out of their depression.And may be I'm mistaken but I find that olgaolga meant to express by her original post the feelings what appeared in her after she have read some posts below.But perhaps Anja didn't read them.

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Seeing your post made me a little happier :)

Now all I have to do is try and figure out who you are :P

Are you sure I said you weren't innocent ? I was more likely to say you are far too innocent for such a nasty pervert as me.

Oops I never was the brightest button in the box :)

There just might be a clue as to who you are in your name :P

Long time ago, you said you are old, ugly and pervert.I answered that I am young, beautiful and innocent!
You:Ah, all started soo nice..last about innocence killed my dreams!
Something like this, maybe more beautiful said.
That day, I fell in love! I even repeated your words to my man! He laughed.Now we like you, both!

lol Thank you for clearing that up :P

You see it wasn't that I didn't believe you that you were innocent only that a young , beautiful, innocent girl is far too nice for me and should stay innocent :D

Well the bickering aside (as expected) it is a very honest and accurate observation that a lot of members on this site are indeed lonely or in need of support or reassurance. Nothing wrong in that.. CC is for everyone , the shy and confident alike ('cept the real turd heads, of course). It is often noted that some of the most extrovert performers and comedians and actors, are in themselves still quite insecure and often are given to depression and loneliness. It can happen to anyone. Giving someone a little bit of attention every now and again is sometimes what people need. And if you are doing that Olga then it is nothing to be ashamed of, but neither must you feel you have to cure people of their troubles. There is a lot of truth to the idea that people bring the majority of trouble onto themselves and that the only way to dig yourself out of a hole is to climb out. Doesn't mean someone cannot give you a helping hand or the odd encouragement but you cannot expect people to lift you up and away. I think this is what you have to accept Olga. And don't feel bad because of sad people. Not everyone in the world can be laughing at the same time. And there will always be people worse of than you, though I would speculate that anyone who navigates their way to CC are not really amongst the most needy.
None of us are Atlas no matter who we are. So none of us can carry the worlds problems alone either. Share a little happiness and the world becomes lighter. If we all did so I am sure the world would easily be lifted too.

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Well, that supposition can really be applied the internet in general. People are often 'larger than life' on the internet and ego's have a way of being inflated even when they are quite modest otherwise. Of course that is not the whole truth though. As occasionally you do get the odd person who is 'exactly what they say on the tin'.

It costs nothing to be polite to people and to give them the benefit of the doubt. If someone says they feel low is there any point in making fun of them? How would you feel if someone did that to you? That being said if they are looking for a pyschiatrist perhaps CC is not the most ideal place to look ;)

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Hey,not all the members here lie. Just a large proportion :)))

beer

1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.

2. BEER stains wash out.

3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.

4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.

5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.

6. BEER is never late.

7. HANGOVERS go away.

8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.

9. BEER labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.

11. BEER never has a headache.

12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.

13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.

14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.

15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.

16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.

17. You can share a BEER with your friends.

18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.

19. A BEER is always wet.

20. BEER doesn't demand equality.

21. A BEER doesn't care when you come.

22. You can have a BEER in public.

23. A frigid BEER is a good BEER.

24. You don't have to wash a BEER before it tastes good.

25. BEER always comes in multiples of six.

26. BEER doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.

27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a BEER.

28. After you have a BEER, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.

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30. When your BEER is gone, you just pop another.

31. You rarely (if ever) find BEER labels on the shower curtain rod.

32. BEER looks the same in the morning.

33. BEER doesn't look you up in a month.

34. BEER doesn't worry about someone walking in.

35. BEER doesn't worry about waking the kids.

36. BEER doesn't get cramps.

37. BEER doesn't have a mother.

38. BEER doesn't have morals.

39. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month.

40. BEER always listens and never argues.

41. BEER labels don't go out of style every year.

42. BEER doesn't whine, it bubbles.

43. BEER doesn't have cold hands/feet.

44. BEER doesn't demand legality.

45. BEER is never overweight.

46. If you change BEERs, you don't have to pay alimony.

47. BEER won't run off with your credit cards.

48. BEER doesn't have a lawyer.

49. BEER doesn't need much closet space.

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51. BEER doesn't complain about the way you drive.

52. BEER doesn't mind if you fart or belch.

53. BEER never changes its mind.

54. BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get.

55. BEER never asks you to change the station.

56. BEER doesn't make you go shopping.

57. BEER doesn't tell you to mow the grass.

58. BEER doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.

59. BEER is always easy to pick up.

60. Big, fat BEERs are nice to have.

61. BEER doesn't pout or play games.

62. BEER NEVER says no.

63. BEER is easy to get into.

64. BEER never complains when you take it somewhere.

65. BEER doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other BEERs

66. BEER doesn't wear a bra.

67. BEER doesn't mind getting dirty.

68. BEER doesn't complain about insensitivity.

69. BEER doesn't use up your toilet paper.

70. BEER doesn't live with its mother.

71. BEER doesn't blow you off.

72. BEER doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.

73. BEER doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.

74. BEER doesn't mind football season.

75. A BEER won't make you go to church.

76. A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.

77. A BEER doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.

78. A BEER doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".

79. A BEER doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other BEERs around.

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81. If a BEER leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.

82. A BEER will not call you a sexist pig if you say "Doberman" instead of "doberperson".

83. A BEER won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.

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86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a BEER, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice.

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88. A BEER won't smoke in your car.

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93. A BEER never fishes for compliments.

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95. BEER tastes *good*.

96. If you take a BEER outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the BEER won't accuse you of "date rape".

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107. When you're through with a BEER, the thought of another BEER doesn't make you ill.

all 3 but in which order? ;o)

Can i have littleimpy all night and the next day too.. Hell can i have littleimpy all week :))

dude, if you bang her for a whole week, she will have to change her name to Little Limpy ... at least Little Bow-legged

Littleimpy pass me the beer and change the channel for me, thats a good girl :)

LittleImpy every time. mmmmmm

A great evening always imply a little beer, tv and you:PP

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about 5 years ago my girlfriend shaved my knees in the bath and the hair has still not grown back.

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nice idea Koshed! i ll try that for sure ;) the thought of man shaving for me his low region......i like it!!!!

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Let me be the first slave to shave for u then dom dom... :))

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I had a girlfriend once shave my face in the shower ... she did a better job than I usually do. She couldn't shave my "lower region" as you quaintly put it, because my huge boner was in the way ... c'est l'vie!

why would you be showering with a
ham bone???

snack ... I get hungry in the shower.

yes
almost every girl i have been with
strange creatures those females:p

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I shave my last gf there , took it careful , it was very senuous , nice shave cream , she did some of me too, and under arms, then had hot shower after , then we were both very smooth , was sexy time ,,

dude, if you gonna start a blacklist like that, do it in the Viewers Forum, not in here

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Yeah, how come u can read that, but we cant' get into chathost only?

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its unfair!!! :-P

It's not about reading it, but about hosts being able to post about other hosts..

Stalker, you're not being original.. at all. There are always negative posts about the hosts.

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exactly Psy ... we wouldn't want unscrupulous hosts posting slanerous remarks about other hosts would we! And mean girl, I was not suggesting that he take the blacklist idea to Viewers so that hosts wouldn't read it. I am well aware that anyone can read the Viewers Forum, you don't even have to be logged in. I simply meant that the General Forum was not really the place for a list like that.

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lol, I wasn't mad ... in fact the act of typing your name in that last message actually gave me a hard-on

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The kind of massage A Banana would have reffered to is best if hard :D

lol girls, the word was message, not massage! But come on over any time for a massage ... or just a fuck ...

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<<Therefore I suggest to recollect on one hosts who are inclined to a deceit and blackmail. Can be, it becomes him a lesson, and someone from members-beginners will save from troubles.>>

You're not a native English speaker, are you?

My first languages are russian and khacasian.
But I understand what "to blackmail" and "message" mean.But I don't want to make black list of blackmailers and I wouldn't mind a nice massage.

I like you Gortenzia

I couldn't give you a nice massage so you will just have to make do with a nice message :D

I understood it too, actually. I just felt like being a bit of a jerk, as opposed to answering why I think his idea is silly. I just don't understand why some viewers get so worked up over this place and sites like it. Actually, I do. They're frustrated because they aren't getting any. LOL.

WTF knows all...ask him.

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Ring a friend and chat with them, throw a party and invite a few ppl, even make it a fancy dress party... Have some fun laugh, drink and dance..If all esle fails why not go online in yahoo and find urself a funny member that has visited you in either video or text chat and see if he can at least make u smile or laugh.. maybe thats all you need, is someone funny to pass the time with..
Good luck in being less bored though CSB... :)

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Who are ya anyway CSB??
There is bound to be some1 around to put a smile on your face and relief the boredom you have...Watch a funny film even.. :):D

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Tell her your'e gay....tell her you have a religous vocation....tell her you are out of money....tell her that you think there is a woman inside screaming to get out....tell her you have bad breath and you are proud of it...tell her the truth and get on with your life...it is best for both of you.

tell her that u are poor

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Hmm Tell me that you are not parrot

Why you got to tell her you are not a parrot, Vera. Btw can u put the kettle on ?

Sorry to lift the lid from your kettle but I adressed this not to her but to asiandoll.

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I`m poor AD, will u fook me.. :D:P

Ingeniously! XXX - you for certain the woman:-)))

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tell her you really like her brother ;)

Tell her you really like her sister ;) hehe


TNTCA

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Tell her the truth, it may hurt the most, but telling her the truth is better than telling her a lie, cos she will just keep thinking about it and wondering why.. At least if you tell her the truth and be honest, then it will help.. It will be the worst feeling in the world, but but being honest is better in the long run..:P

Text the Biatch!!!!!!

Give her a banana to eat.........she'll never go back to men

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well i start with..
lets talk or i need to talk to yu about something important
i need to see other women
its not me, its you, you bore me
but i meen that with all due respect.. bye
dont call
loved ya
ltr babe

tell her you love her but behave like you don't and that will hurt her enough and she will leave you...

waaaaaaaaaaaaa no women

As my father always said. " Ya can't live with them, ya can't kill'm." Then OJ proved him wrong.

no women=destruction of earth!!! imagine all those hormonal men running around with weapons & machinery,but no women to keep peace & sanity.no species or tree would be left.the world would be a barren wasteland & when there is nothing else left for males to destroy they would turn on each other.OMG the carnage....the thought is to terrible to even contemplate further........

Yeah, shear bliss. Peace and quiet. :-)

A blow up doll often performs better than a woman in bed. "Sack of spuds" anyone?

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No i can not :-) Even if they are a pain in the butt sometimes :p

thought sheep was your thing ???

No I am from England, not Wales. Get with it 'lol'

I can`t imagine life without that tiny butt... lets fook :)

huh??
whats that you say?
without women, it would not be called life

lmao

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what can I say ... we are just SO much more experienced than any vibrator ...

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While not technically a rocket scientist....I am working on my doctorate and I do have a handsome trouser rocket.

Right now I work in the fruit and vegetable industry just to help blend in to Earth society but I used to build spacecraft back on my home planet, if that helps. Call me.

Trouser rocket? geeeeeeeez we back to 19th century? I have a nice pocket rocket myself..............

I seem to recall from Elementary Euphemisms for Cocks that a pocket rocket is substantially smaller than a trouser rocket ... the same way a pocket battleship is smaller than trouser battleship.

First we have TNT defending hosts............now we have Bananas defending other viewers.........WTF is this world cuming too

it's a topsy-turvy place out there in the real world dude ... better off to just stay in vid with your favorite host and forget about all the weird shit that's happening.

schizo

Are you the same enigma who has all the other needs and can't get men to talk to her.
And now you want someone to kill you.
What a shame, what a waste.

Force fuids...drink a pint or so of water as often as possible until you pee clear. Helps remove toxins and hydrate you. Try the sports drinks with pottasium and magnesium and sodium and sugar. Get some fresh air. Open a window..go for a walk if you are up to it..a run is best. Good hot shower after you are hydrated. Don't sleep.

and why you did n't call me to join you? Take an aspirn:P

Dear girl
May be you need to define what do you want: to be killed, sex, marriage, to get rid off hang-over.
Btw would you like such a scenario:a killer marry you then you have sex with him and then he kills you?

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a gift EVERYTIME you visit some one? how come so many people visit me from everywhere and so rare some1 brings a gift not 1 girl brang me a gift!

;) Quite.


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thats impressiff. tho it all so you (woman) retain the choice off who you would like to sleep with ( not in cc). when we work up the bottle to ask one off yous out on a date .

the main reason its great to be a man....WOMEN!!!

Ass kisser!

so you prefer men to women.then you must do much more than ass kissing!! LMAO

lol no honest lol

Ahh, finally i have found this here too...thx feckersha:PP

rofl.... that one just made my day.... thanks....

lmfao that is a great joke, thanks for the laugh

OMG! Thx

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best joke on this page, currently

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Gotta be the pussy Nadeen :D

roflmao... this is priceless.. I would personally choose the cat.. any man that doesnt like Pussies woudldnt do well in my house ;) lol

why not in Viewers only forum? i suspect u r a host from that category :P

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I dont't know who Top5 are, but I do know:

The worst one is CruelBitch.

i have a question"if a sadist married a masochist would they refuse to inflict pain?"

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Hahaha great one Alex!

This old but still very funny. Thx.

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Well said...

Wow.... sure you didn't mean to type-cast all the members as "lonely or insecure or neglect men", because I'm not sure all of us fit in to one of those categories (and the members I have met through com chat & in the forums don't exactly fit that either).
Many of us on both sides are here because it is more than just a porn site.
For those who want it that way... (just a porn site)... they find the right hosts who treat them as they wish and deliver what they want.
Happy to have found a few special people here in CC world.

This place has changed me to, for the better or the worst i don`t know, but i agree with Julia, this place does give u confidence in being able to at least try to go up to a girl in real life and be confident in chatting to her, and showing her how caring and loving u can be..

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Yes i still would go to video and chat with her, nothing has changed, shes still the same girl no matter if shes got a bf or a husband.. If she`s still the most fun loving and exciting girl to see and chat with before you found out she was married or had a bf, then why would that change your mind about her..??
It wouldn`t bother me in the least.... And i have a great friend on here that has a bf, didn`t make any difference to me, shes still a gr8 friend and we have a lot of fun.... (And no i don`t mean adult fun, cos she is in non-adult, always has been)

hahahahahahahaha very good

that is some damn funny shit!! :)

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Surprisingly silly conclusion. Virtual flirtation and sex by the equal account in any way will not change your life. Mainly because almost anybody here is not sincere. For mistresses this place where they earn money, and members choose and buy the goods suggested by them. Therefore the first will always feign orgasm, and the second to shower not absolutely deserved compliments first by hurricane.

Yes, a very surprising conclusion indeed.
I suppose that's what makes dogs so great though - they're always sincere.
When Chunks welcomed home his mistress and his mistress seemed so happy to see him, I'm sure he didn't feign his appreciation for that one bit. :P

ROTFLMAO
Awesome...love it...