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And on the sixth day...Warning this is a bit crappy
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "so I'm going to give you a special gift.I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want."
And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly , but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great!
Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll poop on it's head."
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "so I'm going to give you a special gift.I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want."
And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly , but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great!
Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll poop on it's head."
R.I.P Paul Hunter
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/6035879.stm
Tragic loss of life, RIP Champ!
Tragic loss of life, RIP Champ!
Why everybody forget about me???
I was on cc not so long time , but i made many friends there. I thought so.
so many peoples told me how much they like me, such a interesting person i am and so on....
Why allmost everybody even din't write me mail? Is anybody still remember me??
so many peoples told me how much they like me, such a interesting person i am and so on....
Why allmost everybody even din't write me mail? Is anybody still remember me??
RE: Why everybody forget about me???
I am your worst nightmare :) hehe... I was actually echoing ur response
RE: Why everybody forget about me???
my worst nightmare!! oh no, are you that hairy sweaty guy with the face like an especially homely weasel who perpetually torments me by saying he will stuff his cock up my ass but always gets a softy at the last second!?! Am I forever destined to never feel that huge hot pole rammed where the sun doesn't shine! Or are you from the other nightmare which has those horny sheep that are playing hard to get and the midget guy with the stungun and speculum?
RE: Why everybody forget about me???
hmmmmmm.... 1st dream must have been imshy.... 2nd dream paco... holy fuck!!!!!!! dude, I think i got a case of mistaken identity... I do apologise *blushes*
RE: Why everybody forget about me???
Even some people who didn't know you e-mailed to wish you luck. If you don't reply to emails how do you expect people to remember you???
NiceCurls
Although I would like to keep her to myself, I have to say that Nat is such a great host. She is fun to be with and such a sexy girl too. Have a look at her pics and maybe pay her a visit. I cannot wait until November, because only she and I know what I mean !
ogame
who plays ogame here, a new universe is starting tomorrow, 25, http://ogame.co.uk/ is where to sign up, OGame is a game of intergalactic conquest. You start out with just one undeveloped world and turn that into a mighty empire able to defend your hard earned colonies. Create an economic and military infrastructure to support your quest for the next greatest technological achievements. Wage war against other empires as you struggle with other players to gain the materials . Negotiate with other emperors and create an alliance or trade for much needed resources. Build an armada to enforce your will throughout the universe. Hoard your resources behind an impregnable wall of planetary defences.
RE: ogame
i'm playing in universe 23 with a few others from cc, i'll be playing in universe 25 and will be looking for an alliance to join, cc mail me if you want to discuss it
i guess i'm a geek now :P
i guess i'm a geek now :P
RE: ogame
hey "me" im in the universe 17:D can u tell me from where can i get deuterium and energy?tks:D
Holiday Traditions
I had a very good friend of mine ask me a question about Russian traditions at Christmas time and since i really dont know, what better way to find out... Thanks in advance :-)...xoxo
RE: Holiday Traditions
my favorite Russian Holifay tradition....trying not to get eaten by the bears walking the streets
RE: Holiday Traditions
i've pasted "Russian tradition at Christmas" in search and got some links which give a lot of information about your question...this site for example:
http://russian-crafts.com/customs/christmas.html
it tells about:
history of russian traditions on Christmas,
tradition of special meal on Christmas Eve,
the fast, which lasts until after the evening worship service or until the first star appears,
the traditional Christmas greeting ("Christ is Born!" and the reply: "Glorify Him!" )
singing songs known as "kolyadki"
about groups of people masquerading as manger animals to travel from house to house singing kolyadki
....and many other things more or less traditional :)
http://russian-crafts.com/customs/christmas.html
it tells about:
history of russian traditions on Christmas,
tradition of special meal on Christmas Eve,
the fast, which lasts until after the evening worship service or until the first star appears,
the traditional Christmas greeting ("Christ is Born!" and the reply: "Glorify Him!" )
singing songs known as "kolyadki"
about groups of people masquerading as manger animals to travel from house to house singing kolyadki
....and many other things more or less traditional :)
Exam:-))
A professor was grading the essay finals he had just given his class and opened the exam book of a failing student to reveal blank pages and a $100 bill. The only thing written in the book was "$100 = 100% - I get an A."
A month later, the student approached the professor. "I don't understand," he said. "I failed the course. Didn't you read my final?" The professor handed the student the exam book.
The student opened it to reveal $50 and the phrase "$50 = 50% - You fail!"
A month later, the student approached the professor. "I don't understand," he said. "I failed the course. Didn't you read my final?" The professor handed the student the exam book.
The student opened it to reveal $50 and the phrase "$50 = 50% - You fail!"
Linguistic correctness
I got reprimanded in chat for referring to female hosts as girls (should be women). Do hosts resent that term? I quite like being referred to as a boy. :)
RE: Linguistic correctness
reprimanded? Are the politicaly correct police patroling the chat rooms now? Cuz they're going to hate it when I ask "who does anal here?"
RE: Linguistic correctness
no asking for anal is ok but is rectinal requests that will get you in trouble. LOL
RE: Linguistic correctness
rectinal? hmmm, probably some combination of retinal and rectum ... and that's why an asshole is called a brown eye ...
RE: Linguistic correctness
You were probably talkin to an American who believes in "political correctness" Tell them to feck off!!!!
RE: Linguistic correctness
""political correctness" Tell them to feck off!!!!"
i believe the politacally correct term is "fuck off" or "go forth and multiply"
i believe the politacally correct term is "fuck off" or "go forth and multiply"
RE: Linguistic correctness
you're right shy, the correct term is "fuck off" or to be more precise "fuck off you silly tart" ... too many pricks are using this stupid "feck" for some ill-conceived reason. There is no chance of being misunderstood when using the good old Anglo-Saxon "fuck".
RE: Linguistic correctness
Dude, the shit we have to put up with these days!! Do what I do, call them all chicks then everyone's a winner.
RE: to banana
then I shall call you a chick then, although in the throes of passion if "dude" slips out, then just ignore that ... it stems back to my days as a bender ...
RE: to banana
why thankyou kind sir... lol... and dont worry if in the throes of passion I make the odd animal noise.. i can only apologise and blame it on a bad night in college lol
to tisme, you lil tease
so what's wrong with being a girl, woman, wtf? cum and give us a big kiss! :)))))
RE: to tisme, you lil tease
sure ally i'll give you a big kiss.where & when do you want it & what colour lippy should i wear? :-)) p.s poor old anonymous doesn't have a funny bone & sadly it(don't know gender) is wrong again.i don't know everything or claim to.its just that anonymous is such a mental pygmy that it seems in its deluded world that even a baboon knows everything compared to it.
RE: why can't everybody just fuck each other?
oh come on now monika it's the thought that counts! ;)
RE: to tisme, you lil tease
I've noticed that the post from monika was signed not like she do it usually, i didnt doubt it was not her post, and now i see the same person probably posted under my name also! LOL
RE: Linguistic correctness
no ally, you did ok. doesn't matter whether or not you use girls, women, or ladies, etc. forget about what that little boy tis me says! he thinks he's knows it all, and he will profess as much. such vanity!
Fitness
Hi I'm looking for a female cam contact who has gym / fitness clothes including a leotard
RE: Fitness
try " artglamour " . I know she is a fitness model so maybe she has the clothes you like too. Write her a mail or go see her, you will see. And she is very nice and sweet, without mentioning her beauty ;o)
can any one help me pls
im just wondering if any host or member can advise me plz
i rearly need to talk on yahoo with any one who can help
regarding a host in moscow that im due to meet early next year
i dont whant to say too much hear.
if you feel that may you can help let me know your screen name and ill contact you for your id
thanks
i rearly need to talk on yahoo with any one who can help
regarding a host in moscow that im due to meet early next year
i dont whant to say too much hear.
if you feel that may you can help let me know your screen name and ill contact you for your id
thanks
RE: can any one help me pls
Just speak the international language...$$$$ works everytime with these girls
RE: can any one help me pls
Dont judge others on the base of yourself.If you 're not russian you cant know russian menalitet and how to find a clue to the russian girls.May be you can find $ language with some not with all.
RE: can any one help me pls
don't judge other women based on your beliefs, there are PLENTY of women there that will respond favorably to $$. Almost everybody has a price, it's just amatter of finding out how much they charge.
wondering
today i was told what i consider to be 2 of the lamest jokes.so i thought i would pose it to you."what's the lamest joke you ever heard?"
btw the 2 i heard today were:
what's brown & sticky? a stick
a termite walks in to a bar & asks"is the bar tender here?"
can you beat those?
btw the 2 i heard today were:
what's brown & sticky? a stick
a termite walks in to a bar & asks"is the bar tender here?"
can you beat those?
RE: wondering
If it is lame joke time......I went for a curry last night and had a Chicken Tarka. It is like a Chicken Tikka but a bit 'otter
RE: wondering
k...i know im a dumb bastard but i dont get ur joke chris....and i thought of a new one..
2 biscuits walkin arcross the road one got knocked over what did the other say??
oh crumbs
2 biscuits walkin arcross the road one got knocked over what did the other say??
oh crumbs
RE: wondering
Ducks walks into a bar orders a drink says,: "Just put it on my bill"
What does a blonde call foreplay? " the Football team"
What does a blonde call foreplay? " the Football team"
RE: wondering
Wheres an elephants sex organs located? On his feet. Cause if he steps on you, youre f-cked.
RE: wondering
wow there are more lame jokes.i remembered 2 others
what do you call a fly with no wings? a walk
why did the chewing gum cross the road?it was stuck on the shoe
what do you call a fly with no wings? a walk
why did the chewing gum cross the road?it was stuck on the shoe
RE: wondering
ahhh they have moved your rock i see.back into the sunlight again for a little while.remember you have no affect or effect on me but it seems i have got under your skin.so my original idea has borne fruit.so give it your best shot until its time for you to escape back into your dank darkness. p.s don't worry i remember that problem you have & will take it into consideration :-))
RE: wondering
if you got under my skin, that would make you a maggot.
so welcome to the dark underworld.
so welcome to the dark underworld.
RE: wondering
wow every post of your reveals more about your simplistic ideas & ideals.if only maggots get under your skin it proves what has been suspected.you have no soul or conscience.its not just darkness that gets under a persons skin.many good things which bring light,hope & joy get under normal peoples skin & into their psyche. keep trying!!
RE: wondering
if you believe in all the good things in life tisme, then what the hell you doing on a porno site?
RE: wondering
you don't believe in good things in life?believing in something does not mean that you don't accept that there is bad happening.also i never claimed to be perfect & even more important why is being on a porno site bad?there are many many many things worse its all a matter of perspective.seems you carry around a lot of guilt about being here.coming to cc is a secret in your life?
RE: wondering
matt, my lil' porn monkey. put away ur woohoo and get to bed!
i'll bring in milk and cookies in a jiff, kisses :-*:-*
i'll bring in milk and cookies in a jiff, kisses :-*:-*
RE: halloween soon....
i wanna dress up as paxo..but i dont wanna scare the kiddies to death...so looks like its gonna b the shy guy as DM again *sigh*
RE: halloween soon....
kiddies?you would be surprised who you scare(breaking out in a cold sweat as he lays quivering in the foetal position in the corner)please take the treats don't want no trickin' !! :--))))
RE: halloween soon....
no mate..ur laying on the floor quivering coz u just saw ur reflection..carefull now..deep breaths it will b ok
RE: halloween soon....
Pirate for sure...do u think storky's outfit could be that scary if at all? :P
RE: halloween soon....
if i kiss u Alex u will turn into a handsome prince then! ....heck, no, i prefer my little funny talking frog in my pocket to cheer me up for the lifetime :D
RE: halloween soon....
i was thinking of dressing up as imshy but i don't have the kind of money it would take to make me THAT scary so i guess i'll have to think of something else. any ideas??
RE: halloween soon....
what could make u more scary than you are, paco? :D...Catch-22 ...i surrender, sorry :((
RE: halloween soon....
forgot to add...it was only a kidding, paco :))) ....dont u know i post here just for fun? :P
RE: halloween soon....
A cowboy with my sex shooters, i`ll shoot any girl that moves with my sex shooter hehe...
Maybe a monk with a bad habit of wearing nothing underneath and flashing all the girls on cc... :D:P
Or better yeat an elephant, and let my trunk swing about and shoot out water at the girls for a wet t-shirt contest... :D:))
Maybe a monk with a bad habit of wearing nothing underneath and flashing all the girls on cc... :D:P
Or better yeat an elephant, and let my trunk swing about and shoot out water at the girls for a wet t-shirt contest... :D:))
LuxuryGirl !! one HOT virgin
WOW, this girl is great!, Sexy clothes, sexy show.. and can excite the pants off of you. This girl is just like a virgin, need to take your time with her. She loves HOT romantic sexy chat.. drives her wild, and can make her very........ w o w!!
21alex
what has happened to 21alex? not been around since 31st august. really nice girl with very hairy pussy and could be dom too:) we miss you baby!!!
horny boy seeks asian girls
I love to be watched are there any asian girls here who prefer to watch ? they can remain clothed if they wish:)
China up me!
It was a great trip! I saw almost all what u can see at this country, I took pleasure of sea, food, people and of chinees culture. I just sorry that i have not been here a long time. I miss u all. Everybody who loves me, take a min and welcome to Lika-)) kisses
RE: Monika22
The only way you saw her naked was in your dreams. Even for this place it takes a special kind of spineless creep to make up stories about somebody who has consistently and frimly refused any adult activities in her videos. Do I wish she did adult. You're damn right I do...but it ain't gonna happen. Saying it's true is not the same as wishing it was true...it just shows that you are a dick.
RE: Monika22
i agree with all you are an idiot for posting about her like this
she is a close and dear friend to me just like family so knock it off anf leave her alone
she is a close and dear friend to me just like family so knock it off anf leave her alone
RE: Monika22
Surprising you make a good point. Ultimately it is the business of the host and the member. Based on money, affection, alcohol, exhibitionism or even boredom a host can do anything she chooses to do with anyone she chooses to do it with. And just because she does it for one does not mean she has any obligation to do it for another. I think hosts who do not come across do the one thing certain members cant stand...it takes away their power...no matter how much money they offer, how much they lie and beg, how much they think they are handsome, clever or manipulative....some hosts will consistently say no. And when that happesn they do the cowardly thing...they lie about it.
On the other hand if anyone has photos I will buy them...(kidding)
On the other hand if anyone has photos I will buy them...(kidding)
RE: Monika22
Monikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude, you have more chance of seeing me naked.... and thats next to no chance :-)
Dude, you have more chance of seeing me naked.... and thats next to no chance :-)
RE: Monika22
Hey, what's all the fuss anyway. Yes she's OK, but there's a lot better looking here and she could do with taking a Flymo to those eyebrows.
RE: Huh??
Nice one, Monika. If you ever decide you do want to pay to watch a man get naked, give me a call :D
RE: Huh??
Are you feeling better now "easymoney"? I sort of understand you Monika, i got the same sort of posts about me from a member who got annoyed cause i refused to get undressed for him:D I wonder if it`s the same one:))
As for you "easymoney"...grow up!!! They are things in this world that you can`t buy :> So try to get used to the idea!
As for you "easymoney"...grow up!!! They are things in this world that you can`t buy :> So try to get used to the idea!
RE: Monika22
I saw her too and imnot saying anything ,,ooops
like its such a secret lol
grow up its a sex site she may not know what to do ,and be a bit awkward , and lumpy , but she tries, and thats what counts, def DD or E but firm she is not , so all those that like athletic ,, forget it ,,
if u like BBW then sure, she your girl,, wonderful,, a lovely girl, and nice smile too, bit expensive but u takes a chance there,
like its such a secret lol
grow up its a sex site she may not know what to do ,and be a bit awkward , and lumpy , but she tries, and thats what counts, def DD or E but firm she is not , so all those that like athletic ,, forget it ,,
if u like BBW then sure, she your girl,, wonderful,, a lovely girl, and nice smile too, bit expensive but u takes a chance there,
RE: Survey(Also what about the title to session)
I vote for number 3 or 4 ...and longs as you are not on the other end of the camera.
RE: Survey(Also what about the title to session)
doesn't matter what they write. only what they say when you talk to them.
RE: Survey(Also what about the title to session)
again gorty baby a description as to what one realy may expect wld be apreciated - but if the photo don't catch - not read
btw when will u post the result of ur market research - kisses
btw when will u post the result of ur market research - kisses
RE: Survey(Also what about the title to session)
i would say, at first look i would be drawn to something that would the promise of good things to come (sexual) :). We do come to enjoy the view :). Something sexy and seductive would be very interesting if true, nothing makes guys more upset then to be mis-lead.
RE: Survey(Also what about the title to session)
How about "Come to my room, I don't ask dumb ass questions"
still available, vacation in southwest florida
i got a couple of responses from earlier posts but nothing definite yet so if your interested let me know, available starting 14 october a private room and bath for a week $525, will share kitchen and living area, i just had married couple friends tell me they can not go because of last minute problems and i need someone or a couple to use the room because financially it will be hard on me otherwise, please cc mail or post if interested
Also the entire unit is available the week starting 21oct, at $125 a night, king size bed in private room and bath, two single beds with private bath, view of the gulf and the pool
Also the entire unit is available the week starting 21oct, at $125 a night, king size bed in private room and bath, two single beds with private bath, view of the gulf and the pool
RE: still available, vacation in southwest florida
post a link to some photos and you might get a better response.
BTW is your trailer a double-wide?
BTW is your trailer a double-wide?
link to sanibel beach club info/photos
http://www.sanibelbeachclub.com/ for information and photos
RE: Survey
Ok, a facial image would be nice to have on a profile.
As for other images, ones that have what you consider
your best features.
As for other images, ones that have what you consider
your best features.
RE: Survey
I rely upon initial impact. If no face shots, I lose interest quickly. I paricularly hate the tongue sticking out shots. A warm intelligent face which may or may not be 'beautiful'. Curves? Can be any shape - depends how she presents herself.
RE: Survey
Spread wide open pussy.... juice dripping wud be nice. Otherwise, a nice sized pair of tits wud do.....
RE: Survey(If you're member)
Gorty, there is something indefinable sometimes about attraction.
But, sometimes, it's pure animal physical attraction which gets me - even if I don't like her at all!.
But, sometimes, it's pure animal physical attraction which gets me - even if I don't like her at all!.
RE: Survey
Gort, as has been said,
its important to have a clear, bright picture.
Otherwise the viewer will avoid,
thinking that is what the cam is like.
A nice smile and fun picture.
Also it is a great change to have outdoor pictures.
Drawings and special effects make a nice change too.
Changing the main picture adds a
freshness to the profile.
My thoughts! :D
its important to have a clear, bright picture.
Otherwise the viewer will avoid,
thinking that is what the cam is like.
A nice smile and fun picture.
Also it is a great change to have outdoor pictures.
Drawings and special effects make a nice change too.
Changing the main picture adds a
freshness to the profile.
My thoughts! :D
RE: Survey
For me an host who have a good archive pics is important..because that means she take care about it, she work about her profile, i don t like profile with one pic by day or one series10 pics by months...
I prefer one who take few pictures around 3 or 4 days...
Someone who don t work on her profile does not need more customers so why i will go to see her??
That means i never gone in Host room with some picsture dating from more 2 weeks (or 2 or 3 months lol)
This rule is for me in adult and non adult, and to answer to you i like discover some new things in show, if the archives pics show all, i dont need to enter too...
I prefer one who take few pictures around 3 or 4 days...
Someone who don t work on her profile does not need more customers so why i will go to see her??
That means i never gone in Host room with some picsture dating from more 2 weeks (or 2 or 3 months lol)
This rule is for me in adult and non adult, and to answer to you i like discover some new things in show, if the archives pics show all, i dont need to enter too...
RE: Survey
gort, as a host working in frtiends and familly and i have seen you profile pic before, the mainly face pics are fine
you have a lovely face with those pretty large eyes and nice smile
if you were in adult i would say you need more
you have a lovely face with those pretty large eyes and nice smile
if you were in adult i would say you need more
RE: Survey
yana or vanillagirl9 had great pics . some idiot studio admin closed her vid ..........hmm wonder who was so stupid
RE: Survey
nice pics like Amazinggirl Kathys TemptationD , mixture of style and sex . face in at least 1 or 2 pics is good . XhispanicX has great pics also , for non adult pics of nails and cups only are boring . abovexbeyond has great pics there and there was a host who made great pic of herself that was 9 or 12 small pics to get full image (badly explained somebody may remember the particular pic )
RE: Survey
well gorty baby, it shld always include ur face and a hint to what one may expect from ur show i think - klem
RE: Survey
A good face shot, eyes and smile are important. In focus and proper lighting also. If you want to show a bit of your figure, thats fine too :D.
RE: Survey
nakednakednaked, LOL, but like to see face, some girls show pics of mostly boobs and butt, a pretty face and a great smile is better that just boobs and butts.I also don't understand all the pics with fruit what's with that?????,sorry abanana
RE: Survey
I enjoy a mix of a face and sexy photos. I do not need to see everything in the photos but an idea of what she looks like, after all most of us men come to cc to enjoy looking at the girls.
The artistic views with lights and fruits are nice to look at but are not the reason to go spend money to see a girl ( at least for me ).
The photo that is selected on the main page is the most important. If it looks like all the others then i most likely will not stop to take a closer look.
I enjoy something with legs showing, a seductive pose but not everything showing. Another important item is how clear the photo is, poor photos means bad cameras not worth spending the money to go in and see.
The artistic views with lights and fruits are nice to look at but are not the reason to go spend money to see a girl ( at least for me ).
The photo that is selected on the main page is the most important. If it looks like all the others then i most likely will not stop to take a closer look.
I enjoy something with legs showing, a seductive pose but not everything showing. Another important item is how clear the photo is, poor photos means bad cameras not worth spending the money to go in and see.