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3rd wish
A man awakes to find himself lying by the side of a desolate country road. As he regains his bearings, he discovers that he has no memory of who he is or how he came to be there. As he stumbles about unsure of himself, a genie appears beside him and says "What is your third wish, master?"
Confused, the man asks "Who are you and why can't I remember anything?"
"I am your genie," the genie replies. "You are here because your second wish was to forget who you are and to be taken far away from everything you once knew. Now, my master, what is your third wish?"
"My third wish," answers the man, "Is to remember everything about who I am."
The genie laughs.
"What's so funny?", asks the man.
The genie replies, "That was your first wish."
Confused, the man asks "Who are you and why can't I remember anything?"
"I am your genie," the genie replies. "You are here because your second wish was to forget who you are and to be taken far away from everything you once knew. Now, my master, what is your third wish?"
"My third wish," answers the man, "Is to remember everything about who I am."
The genie laughs.
"What's so funny?", asks the man.
The genie replies, "That was your first wish."
Have you ever... Survey
A survey for the members of the site; something I have never seen discussed here... I think hosts might be interested in the answers:
Have you ever employed the services of a prostitute? A simple yes or no answer is okay, but stories would be so much more interesting and appreciated.
I have had only one encounter. Many years ago I was on business in Atlantic City, New Jersey. In later years, hookers were gone from the streets there, but at the time they were very evident. I was curious, since I had never seen hookers, except for when I was a very little kid. So I drove down Pacific Avenue that runs along the back of all the casino hotels there, "shopping" for the girl with just the right look. I eventually settled on a latina gal. I don't remember how much it cost, but we went back to my hotel room and I asked for and got a blowjob. No other sex was involved. She was very pretty, but the sex wasn't anything like how it is in a porn movie... it was definitely just a job for her!
Have you ever employed the services of a prostitute? A simple yes or no answer is okay, but stories would be so much more interesting and appreciated.
I have had only one encounter. Many years ago I was on business in Atlantic City, New Jersey. In later years, hookers were gone from the streets there, but at the time they were very evident. I was curious, since I had never seen hookers, except for when I was a very little kid. So I drove down Pacific Avenue that runs along the back of all the casino hotels there, "shopping" for the girl with just the right look. I eventually settled on a latina gal. I don't remember how much it cost, but we went back to my hotel room and I asked for and got a blowjob. No other sex was involved. She was very pretty, but the sex wasn't anything like how it is in a porn movie... it was definitely just a job for her!
RE: Have you ever... Survey
What a shock to hear you Mastertech had a whore. Wow.
For you info. I have had a couple (only) (escots and whores) over the years.
For you info. I have had a couple (only) (escots and whores) over the years.
RE: Have you ever... Survey
No, I have not employed a serivce of a prostitute. But anyway, I still have a story. I was with one of my brothers a few years back. Maybe 6 years ago, but I can't remember exactly the time frame. I live in Chicago. So we are going into the City of Chicago, and we were sober. It was early in the night. Not even 12 am. My friend always drove us into the City. He was much bigger than us weigh wise. My brother is so much different than I am mentally, and he had not gotten laid in 2 months. Once my friend got in the City, he needed to refuel. So he wanted to get what? My brother found a prostiitue at the gas station. He paid for himself, his friend and me to get laid by the prostitute's other partner.
Well his friend, which was my friend also, just went along with it verbally and so did I. Obviously him and I didn't feel the need to get laid by a prostitute. My brother did, and that was his choice. I can't tell you more details than that though.
Hope this answers your survey from my experience, MasterTech!
Well his friend, which was my friend also, just went along with it verbally and so did I. Obviously him and I didn't feel the need to get laid by a prostitute. My brother did, and that was his choice. I can't tell you more details than that though.
Hope this answers your survey from my experience, MasterTech!
RE: Have you ever... Survey
Yes. A few times. All over the US they have lots of asian massage parlors. All follow the same pattern. You enter through a sturday steel door. The mama san greets you. You pick a generally quite pretty, quite young asian girl. 18 and up. She gives you a table shower and actually some form of massage. They you tip her from 30 to 100 dollars and she performs sex. All takes an hour. With the house fee the total is around 120 for everything. Very clean. Condoms. Hot girls. Beats bad football or beating your meat to cc on a saturday afternoon. There is nothing like the real thing.
RE: Have you ever... Survey
4 times in my life and only one was emotionally satisfying; she was the oldest - maybe some 10-15 years older than me. She was kind, affectionate and I had nothing but very good feelings for her, but never went back. Looked for a special gf instead.
RE: Have you ever... Survey
True story. When I was in the military a bus load of about 30 of us were sent to the Nevada bombing range to work for a few months. One day our bus overheated and we were in the middle of nowwhere, we told the driver to stop at the next house we came across for water. Well the next house was a whore house, you should have seen the look on the madam's eyes when she opened the door to see a bus load of 30 sweaty, dusty military men, she thought we were there for some action, talk about priceless.
RE: Have you ever... Survey
There were some hookers (with their homie boyz) outside the McD in Piata Romana as I waited an hour for my date to show up. A couple were skanks, but a couple were rather cute. If they weren't all ganged-up like they were I MIGHT have dealt with one.
Who do you think about?
Do you only think about your partner when having sex or do you think about other people?
I sometimes think about my girlfriend's friend because she's sexy and slutty.
I sometimes think about my girlfriend's friend because she's sexy and slutty.
RE: Who do you think about?
I only think about my partner during sex. Sex is very special to me, no matter what. I realize sex is very unique between partners, but no matter what, I only think about who I am having sex with during the moment. I cherish her, good or bad during sex.
RE: Who do you think about?
I have recently thought about someone on CC during real sex which is not too cool for the real girl other than the fact she gets great inspired sex. Of course then she thinks I adore her. CC is getting to me big time.
To Monika22
Now if only you had swapped your answers to this post and the one two below I would have been even happier :P
RE: Who do you think about?
I have to say that sometimes when I'm having sex with my partner, my mind does wander to encounters I've had with other people. I usually tell my partner what I'm thinking about.... and since he shared most of those encounters with, he usually starts thinking about them too ;) Most of the time I don't think anything while I'm having sex. I just get lost in what I am doing....
RE: Who do you think about?
Unfortunately, the sex is usually over before I get a chance to think of anything. :(
well...
been nice joking with everyone , keep on laughing ..time for me to ride into the sunset... Happy Trails ;) bye
RE: well...
Why does it appear....anyway....that a lot of people are leaving? Has everyone's credit card maxed out at the same time, did you guys get carpal tunnel in both hands, did your wife catch you polishing the pole, or god forbid ...did you outgrow CC emotionally and spiritually?
RE: top:D
I think there are lots of hosts here with great senses of humor. The problem is knowing that generally requires the host has a good mastery of english and that you take time to know the host. Foreign humor can be clever, subtle and sometimes wry. That takes knowing a person to appreciate. I am not talking a series of LOLs on a screen....I mean really funny banter, sharing funny stories and being able to talk to each other in a humorous give and take.... In truth doing that gets me off almost as much as some action...almost I said.
RE: top:D
I totally agree with WTF. i have got to know only a few hosts here but those I have, I enjoy sharing a good laugh with.
RE: top:D
i would say my top, but i'm afraid imshy and paco will go to their corners again then :D
RE: top:D
the most fun is harry.she's always in great mood & lifts those of most in chat"all you need is love...." :-))))
Nagging Wife
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
RE: Jealousy...
not only love it can ruin lives.it can be like a cancer growing inside until it becomes all consuming.doubting,suspecting,unable to trust even the most innocent of actions can be a catalyst for one consumed with jealousy.at least that's what i think :-))
RE: Jealousy...
Of course it can. Especially when one of them uses it to play with the emotoions of the other. If you know your mate has a tendency to jealousy it is your responsibility to check your behavior and together address the root causes. If they can't come to terms that respect the feeelings of both they should separate.
RE: Jealousy...
jealousy comes from lack of trust...if there isnt trust, then there is no relationship
RE: Jealousy...
jelously can not ruin a relationship it can only make it beter. Now let me go out a flirt with some big titty babes in the bar and I'll promise I'll come back to you only darling. muahh
RE: Jealousy...
Yes jealousy can ruin a love! I am not like that, but I have seen where jealousy crosses the line for a guy with a girlfriend,and ends the relationship. My experience is objective, but I have seen it.
IM HERE FOU )))) COME IN AND I LL MAKE U HAPPY . ALL WHAT U WANT )))) I LL BE GLAD TO SEE U IN MY ROOM )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) WELCOME )))
whatever
You'll be glad to make some money of us you mean! And you should really learn how to spell your own hostname correctly.
must be hard going through life being perfect.lonely on that planet"upurself"is it?
to the aptly named pleb
No it's not hard at all, it is very enjoyable being the ultimate in maleness and being so intelligent at the same time. And it is not really lonely on our planet because there are several billion of us who are very much alike and we get along famously. And FYI, the planet is called "Upyourself" ... we don't use juvenile abbreviations.
RE: to the aptly named pleb
Hmmm if you don't use juvenile abbreviations why do you lower your perfect maleness & make juvenile humorless posts? if there are so many of you on this planet then being perfect upyourself maleness is nothing extraordinary .you don't stand out from the crowd,you are just run of the mill.think i would rather be like me,less than perfect but unique
again to the aptly named pleb
Buddy, you miss the whole point - on my planet I am one of many other perfect specimens of the male gender and no one rises above anyone else. But here on your world, I am the best of the best and I am far superior than any human male will ever be. However, I have found that in order to fit properly into your society where the male specimen is vastly inferior to myself, I must lower myself to your level and write juvenile humorless posts - although once again I fear my earlier point regarding the use of juvenile abbreviations has sailed over your head since the non-use of said abbreviations and the writing of humorless posts are completely unrelated.
RE: again to the aptly named pleb
no juvenile posts,juvenile abbreviations are not unrelated.you can not pick & choose which or what juvenile actions are accepted.if its juvenile its juvenile.its not the words posts or abbreviations which carry the emphasis its the word juvenile that is of importance.i was talking juvenile behavior.seems that being 1 of billions of perfect specimens has not given you an ability for clear thinking.maybe its our atmosphere that affects your otherwise perfect thinking.
RE: again to the aptly named pleb
hmmm, you may well be right, I may have fucked up ... perhaps you are also a refugee from my planet? Maybe we should get together and perform the Hysydhysji ritual and then have some semi-naked anal monkey sex?
RE: again to the aptly named pleb
doesn't that involve a banana(shuddering & breaking out in a cold sweat)
Paying a host
I was going to pay her with the money I made from being a sperm donnor, then visiting the hosts on CC would pay for itself. How much can I get? BTW my IQ is 76.
RE: Paying a host
dude, with an IQ of 76 you're only 7 points above being officially labeled a moron and I would think that the sperm bank would actually pay you to go wank off elsewhere rather than on their premises. But you never know, there could be chicks out there who want kids who are borderline mentally deficient, so I say go for it.
RE: Paying a host
Run Forest Runnnnn! Huhuhuhuhhhuuhuhu, Boy, your momma sure does care about you getting an education!
RE: Paying a host
So you're saying I'm an above average moron?
Cool! Above average is good right?
(now where did I put my protective helmet?)
Cool! Above average is good right?
(now where did I put my protective helmet?)
thx and cheers then
Hi all,
To all of u i have known , thx it was fun and interesting, it is time to move on. In the words of a really great host here wtf!
Also from, papasmurf, summerpixie & elvischippy. Best wishes to all
To all of u i have known , thx it was fun and interesting, it is time to move on. In the words of a really great host here wtf!
Also from, papasmurf, summerpixie & elvischippy. Best wishes to all
RE: thx and cheers then
CC is like a train with a party going on. People get on. People get off. The party goes on. The train goes nowhere. It costs people a lot of money to ride and in the end...where are you?
RE: I m 33 today! :)
Polinaaaaaa! :))) Happy Birthday!!!!... chmok chmok chmok and a big hug :)
have a GREAT PARTY!!! .....dont drink too much tho :D... many pa$$ionate fans to u :))))
have a GREAT PARTY!!! .....dont drink too much tho :D... many pa$$ionate fans to u :))))
RE: I m 33 today! :)
Happy Birthday, do you want to bend over for your b-day spanking now or later?
Pregnancy Class:-))
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,
along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this
stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,
along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this
stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
RE: Pregnancy Class:-))
let me give you a hint Alex--whomever you think you are -your joke wasnt funny--but you are--and dont give up this cc job-thats all i got to say
vacation in southwest florida
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RE: vacation in southwest florida
forgot to mention that the entire unit is available the week starting 21oct, at $125 a night, king size bed in private room and bath, two single beds with private bath, partial view of the gulf
RE: to pushkin
and i should confess..."Dantes" was me :D ...unbelievable, how many people want to get Pushkin! :)))))...poor guy :P
RE: to pushkin
Vera, I thought you wanted to chat with me? Weren't you interested in how Socialism finally prevailed over Capitalism?
RE: what to do?
Enjoy the falling bit AsStarta. That will be fun. But remember, the sudden stop at the end will be a doozy!
RE: what to do?
NOOOOO
just because your bored now does not meen you should jump from 8th floor, if you do that, you will die!!
jump from the 3rd floor, that way you will live AND get many painkiller pills. That will keep you from being bored for a few weeks :p
just because your bored now does not meen you should jump from 8th floor, if you do that, you will die!!
jump from the 3rd floor, that way you will live AND get many painkiller pills. That will keep you from being bored for a few weeks :p
RE: what to do?
Sad part is, if u really did jump....next week in viewer forum, they would be asking, if anyone seen or heard from u.....hehe
RE: what to do?
want to have some fun? go the mall with the sexiest skirt you have and see how many guys try to look at your butt without you noticing. PS, tell me which mall and what time ;)
RE: today is my birthday!!!!
happy birthday sofia..havent talked to u for about a year..hope u have a great day and say hello to Jud :p
RE: today is my birthday!!!!
its amazing the happiness that a birthday brings.the love from family,friends et al.i don't know you but i hope this day is all you hope for & the beginning of a wondorous year.many happy returns
RE: today is my birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear sofia.....Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!
Cheers,
M-Man
Happy Birthday dear sofia.....Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!
Cheers,
M-Man
RE: just curious
never would i or could i try to come between them.if i tried this i would carry shame in my heart & lose respect for myself.if it was meant to be it will happen,as the song goes"Que sera sera,whatever will be will be,the futures not ours to see,que sera sera"....hahaha
RE: just curious
I wouldn't show her my emotions. I agree with what tisme said. I wouldn't want to get in the middle of a friend. If they broke up, and if I still felt attracted to her, then I would pursue her then, but not while they are together. I believe in loyalty, and would never cheat a friend like that.
I have been in a number of situations where I liked my friend's gf and even where she felt attracted to me also, but I never cheated a friend. Just so you know, there are a few good men still in this world.
I have been in a number of situations where I liked my friend's gf and even where she felt attracted to me also, but I never cheated a friend. Just so you know, there are a few good men still in this world.
RE: just curious
Is she happy with him? If yes, I do nothing. If there are problems I would try to stay available and let her know I am still interested. However, I wouldn't do anything to force them apart, she would have to leave him.
RE: just curious
If she were involved with a true friend, I wouldn't persue a romantic relationship with her while they were together, no. I wouldn't even in the event that their relationship ended. I wouldn't even consider it.
RE: just curious
i went through the same situation as u PW...it was like going through the hell...i dont want it again ever :((....my ex bf was about to jump from the 5-th floor, he said he doesnt want to live and he tortured me with questions trying to understand why i cheated on him. The end was a bit better though, it was 6 years ago and now they r friends again.
it was a lesson for me, silly :D... i m gonna cut off any attempts of getting me into bed with a friend of my bf in the similar situation in future :P
it was a lesson for me, silly :D... i m gonna cut off any attempts of getting me into bed with a friend of my bf in the similar situation in future :P
RE: just curious
When your as uglty as me you have to take all oportunities presented to you regarding sex. So yes I would try to get her into bed :D
MadamLaura
Anyone know what happened to MadamLAura, her name was Olga...havent seen her for nearly a year...she was cutty and inteligent
RE: MadamLaura
"she was cutty and inteligent" ...? What exactly does that mean? Was she like a smart pair of scissors or something?
RE: MadamLaura
she flew over to the UK and married some 35 year old guy... i believe she is studying in the uk now, or maybe looking for a job here... not too sure... but she's left cc for good :)
RE: what you belive in?
Both - they are two entirely different things and both exist to some extent
RE: what you belive in?
Let's see I think intution, that's where Deja-vu would come in. I believe in that! Also Vuja-De, the feeling that I've never been here before and Deja-BooBoo, the feeling I screwed things up just like this before!
Anybody Access CC from Work?
I am curious. Do any members access CC through their computers at work? Ours have blocking software...so I was told..I would never try it myself. Not so much for videos..that would be kind of wierd..but for reading the forums..maybe chatting with a host?
RE: Anybody Access CC from Work?
i do, but i own the buis. and have a prv office, so isnt big deal, but have never done video when at work, mostly just forums, and every now and then chat, when bored
RE: Anybody Access CC from Work?
At work they network block all chat related plug -ins and videos. Sometimes there is no work to do for hours and no solitaire or pool to play. And... Of course you can't install anything without your supervisor authorization and... they won't let you bring a laptop. All you can do is grab the phone and... blah, blah, blah.... SUCKS!!!
RE: Anybody Access CC from Work?
So YOU are the one that has been using that pc in the back corner of the internet cafe... you know, the one that all the keys on the keyboard stick. I never understood why... now it is all beginning to make sense.
RE: Anybody Access CC from Work?
yeah I have done cam to cam at work in my office. Cute chathost even persuaded me to get naked too
RE: Anybody Access CC from Work?
Yeah. There is a backdoor to access forums. Google a host with forum entries, hit 'cached' and off you go. (Carefully)
Fluctuations
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line...just one person in front of me, an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars, and he was a little agitated.
He asked the teller,
"Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for yen - today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you Americans, too".
He asked the teller,
"Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for yen - today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you Americans, too".
Redneck wedding night
This redneck couple get married. They go back to the
motel after the ceremony, and she changes into a sexy
nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with
me; I'm a virgin."
At this her new husband bursts into tears, pulls on his
clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home.
He tells his father what happened.
"Son, you done right," says his pop. "If she weren't
good enough for her own family, she ain't good
enough for ours."
motel after the ceremony, and she changes into a sexy
nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with
me; I'm a virgin."
At this her new husband bursts into tears, pulls on his
clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home.
He tells his father what happened.
"Son, you done right," says his pop. "If she weren't
good enough for her own family, she ain't good
enough for ours."
RE: This is one about Real man :P do you think you are ;) I will post scores later :D
Im not a boy but not yet a man either :(
RE: This is one about Real man :P do you think you are ;) I will post scores later :D
A man-child?
RE: Test yourself :))
Okay without looking
1. Take the elephant out.
2. Take the giraffe out.
3. The elephant because he is in my fridge.
4. Put the crocodiles in the fridge.
1. Take the elephant out.
2. Take the giraffe out.
3. The elephant because he is in my fridge.
4. Put the crocodiles in the fridge.
RE: Test yourself :))
That is my dream Nadeen to win promotion and get to be the hamburger flipper. That will show all those people that said I would never achieve anything with my life :)
RE: Test yourself :))
Yay, answered all corectly without cheating :D Yay no need to become a lawyer :D
RE: Test yourself :))
If you'd been quicker Psy I could have copied your answers like I did all through school :D
RE: Test yourself :))
Other peoples answers all through school not yours Psy just to clarify :P
A new test for you Lena :P
Thank you Lena
Just for fun here is another puzzle for you to answer.
How do you get OlgaOlga(Lena) into my bed ?
Just for fun here is another puzzle for you to answer.
How do you get OlgaOlga(Lena) into my bed ?
RE: A new test for you Lena :P
not sure but a good start would be to make sure you are not anywhere near it i guess ;-))))))))
RE: A new test for you Lena :P
im glad that i simplified your problem Lena :)) ...u may ask me for help any time u need :D
and as for another test...it is easier than ever:
just send him to my bed :P
that's it :)
and as for another test...it is easier than ever:
just send him to my bed :P
that's it :)