General Forum
RE: Interplanet intellegence
Yes.
Because I really wanna find and marry that chick with the three hooters from the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary, Total Recall.
Because I really wanna find and marry that chick with the three hooters from the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary, Total Recall.
RE: Interplanet intellegence
Hey, I didn't say that there were no intelligent beings on other planets with only two hooters just like us. It's just my hope to find an alien with three hooters. It's an aesthetic preference, that's all.
Matter of fact, there are humans with more that just two. The condition is called "polymastia". In extreme cases of humans with the condition, extra breasts have sprouted up in very peculiar places - on the human face even.
The meddling work of intelligent life on a distant planet with a kooky sense of humor? I think it's possible.
Matter of fact, there are humans with more that just two. The condition is called "polymastia". In extreme cases of humans with the condition, extra breasts have sprouted up in very peculiar places - on the human face even.
The meddling work of intelligent life on a distant planet with a kooky sense of humor? I think it's possible.
RE: Interplanet intellegence
Foolish earthling! Your planet's egocentrism never fails to astonish us. We have been amongst you for many millenia and still you fail to notice us. One day you will all learn the truth.
RE: Interplanet intellegence
it's Australopithecus, and it were we who introduced them to your planet in the hopes that they would evolve into something useful and intelligent over time - however, they gave rise to Homo Sapiens Sapiens which just goes to show that we cannot be winners all the time. Perhaps we will get it right with our next experiment although you humans have a tendency to kill off most of them, as evidenced by the recent demise of the dodo - we had high hopes for that species but alas, it was not to be.
RE: Interplanet intellegence
Yes I believe there must be other life out there somewhere.
As space goes on forever it seems incomprehensible that this is the only planet with life on it.
Also when I look in the mirror I think my mum must have fucked an alien :D
As space goes on forever it seems incomprehensible that this is the only planet with life on it.
Also when I look in the mirror I think my mum must have fucked an alien :D
RE: Interplanet intellegence
I have only one message for those who cast doubt on existing klingons: Its a good day for die!!
RE: Interplanet intellegence
As Carl Sagan said..there are billions and billions of stars. Many of which have planets around them. Anyone who thinks that there is not life in many of them is foolish. The only obstacle is time and distance. Maybe we will figure out the space time problem. They are out there...and a few are hosts and members in CC.
to Son of Mogh
it's "to die" you moron - it's wannabe Klingons like you that give the rest of us a bad name! With offspring like you and that pitiful worm Worf, it is no wonder the family name of Mogh has been erased from the records of our elders!
RE: to Son of Mogh
Klingons (Klingon: tlhIngan) are a warrior race of humanoids in the fictional Star Trek universe. They were recurring antagonists in Star Trek: The Original Series (TOS) and later became the uneasy allies of the United Federation of Planets. They were introduced in the episode "Errand of Mercy" (1967). Klingons were created by screenwriter Gene Coon. They were named for Lieutenant Wilbur Clingan, who served with Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry in the Los Angeles Police Department.
RE: to Son of Mogh
Hope you'll be really brave too, when i'll cleave you in two with my batlet.
I'll drink bloodywine above your grave, after your coward soul have flown down to Stobokor.
Ps: English isnt my native language and my translator got injured, when i have been on battlefield yesterday. Those romulans have lost not only their translators...muuuuhahahahaha.
I'll drink bloodywine above your grave, after your coward soul have flown down to Stobokor.
Ps: English isnt my native language and my translator got injured, when i have been on battlefield yesterday. Those romulans have lost not only their translators...muuuuhahahahaha.
RE: to Son of Mogh
Well, I see that your translator really is defunct, so let me provide a minor correction:
it's bat'leth, the sword of honor, and it is wielded now by me as the legitimate Son of Kor.
I will ascend into Stobokor with honor whereas you who have lost your name and honor must resort to R'uustai if someone will take you or submit to Mauk-to'Vor. I would wish you luck but actually, I could not care less.
it's bat'leth, the sword of honor, and it is wielded now by me as the legitimate Son of Kor.
I will ascend into Stobokor with honor whereas you who have lost your name and honor must resort to R'uustai if someone will take you or submit to Mauk-to'Vor. I would wish you luck but actually, I could not care less.
RE: to Son of Mogh
These were your last words son of Kor, before i'll send you to the next world...Goood day to dieee!Fightttttttt :-))
RE: to Son of Mogh
way too much free time - and they weren't quite my last words, this is - FIGHTTTTTT!!!!
RE: to Son of Mogh
Only after intelligent life is discovered on earth should we start looking on other planets. (CC members and hosts excepted of course).
RE: to Son of Mogh
well, dont hold your breath.
we wont find any intelligent life on this planet.
they cant even decide on who makes the best
coffee, let alone donuts or best football team.
the world is doomed.
by the way, im flying saucer is fully loaded up
and ready for me to zip away. I hear Uranus
is lovely this time of year.
we wont find any intelligent life on this planet.
they cant even decide on who makes the best
coffee, let alone donuts or best football team.
the world is doomed.
by the way, im flying saucer is fully loaded up
and ready for me to zip away. I hear Uranus
is lovely this time of year.
RE: to Son of Mogh
you are too kind and you will make me blush ... who told you about my anus anyway? It was imshy wasn't it?
For YOU...
eloved, you - the sun in my sky, you - air which I breathe, you - a wind which caresss me, you - an angel who preserves me.
I LOVE YOU AND ONLY YOU. I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
I LOVE YOU AND ONLY YOU. I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
Low Energy Problem:-))
A man went to the doctor because he was concerned about his lessening level of energy. He told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
RE: what country except russia...
The USSR, cuz I never seen bears walking in the streets, I like cheap vodka and want to see what's it's like to stand in line for 6 hours for a loaf of bread. What a country!
RE: what country except russia...
hmm, the #1 country I'd like to visit is Egypt because the history in that country is impressive ... and it would be fun to follow the Nile to it's source. I'd also like to visit countries like Romania and Turkey and India. And of course New Zealand because my family are there :)
RE: what country except russia...
Since when did hawaii become a country....or the carribian islands......:P
RE: what country except russia...
dont visit , most places are a concrete jingle there now, i lived there for 4 yrs, in the early eighties, and still go every year, have a house, just isnt the same, go to the not so popular islands
RE: what country except russia...
Good - too many stereotyped views to be broken eh? If it wasn't for the original conditions imposed, Russia would be the first on my list.
RE: what country except russia...
Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Finland, Antarctica - I like the cold!
Oh, and Russia....
Oh, and Russia....
RE: what country except russia...
Whatever country PrettyWitch and OlgaOlga (who isn't called Olga but is actually called Lena) were visiting :P
RE: what country except russia...
Why not Russia? Oh! ...OK then Romania. And what countries would you like to visit??
RE: what country except russia...
when they ask you to send money by wu you will learn their true name and is not "olga" etc
RE: what country except russia...
hmmmm, For me it would have to be Alaska, Ohh wait, Im sorry, That is Russia yes? Ok, Then I must say Canada
RE: what country except russia...
ukraine....lots of history, and also a cool river cruise i want to do
Austraillia ...again, great diving, and surfing, and the back country is so cool
Poland, the arch. is awesome...from pics i seen....
Austraillia ...again, great diving, and surfing, and the back country is so cool
Poland, the arch. is awesome...from pics i seen....
Doctor's still make house calls
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues.
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the store.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a FART!"
You're laughing aren't you..I know you are!!!
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the store.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a FART!"
You're laughing aren't you..I know you are!!!
Driving in other Countries...
I can get used to the opposite side of road driving as I have grown up being used too the right side here in USA, just feels like I do everything backwards in driving abroad. Worst drivers I have met, Italians: They have no fear! only driving speeds are fast and faster and I will beat you to intersection.
Asian Drivers: They cause fear!! Never , Ever be a passenger in a filipina driven vehicle! YAK<YAK<YAK oh! was that another car on the road?
Asian Drivers: They cause fear!! Never , Ever be a passenger in a filipina driven vehicle! YAK<YAK<YAK oh! was that another car on the road?
RE: Driving in other Countries...
You've never driven in Honduras?? It's great - everybody gets to choose which side of the road they drive on. Makes for great entertainment and keeps the population down a bit...
RE: Driving in other Countries...
Some jeepneys scare me. Recently I rode in one in which the fuel tank was a plastic bottle by the driver's feet, with a couple of rubber tubes sticking out of it. One good thing with that system,you don't need a fuel gauge.
caught
siren screaming the police car overtakes the ferrari on the freeway & the officer signals the driver to pull over.as he reaches the car the officer asks the driver for his license.
"i don't have 1"explains the driver"lost it for DUI"
officer"do you have registration papers?"
driver"ah,no but i know whose car it is,as i noticed the the rego certificate in the glovebox as i was putting the pistol away."
officer"what pistol?"
driver"the 1 i used to hold up the gas station."
officer(pulling his handgun)"stay there.keep your hands up & don't move."
the officer radioed for assistance & in no time police cars swarmed & the driver is now confronted by a detective.
detective"so you haven't got a license."
driver"yes i have.here it is."
detective"but this is not your car."
driver"yes it is.here's the rego papers."
detective"ok,let me look in the glove box."(he finds only tissues.)
detective"but the officer advised me that you were unlicensed,driving a stolen car & had a handgun that you had just done a robbery with."
driver"really!! and i suppose the next thing that bastard will try & tell you is that i had been speeding!!"
"i don't have 1"explains the driver"lost it for DUI"
officer"do you have registration papers?"
driver"ah,no but i know whose car it is,as i noticed the the rego certificate in the glovebox as i was putting the pistol away."
officer"what pistol?"
driver"the 1 i used to hold up the gas station."
officer(pulling his handgun)"stay there.keep your hands up & don't move."
the officer radioed for assistance & in no time police cars swarmed & the driver is now confronted by a detective.
detective"so you haven't got a license."
driver"yes i have.here it is."
detective"but this is not your car."
driver"yes it is.here's the rego papers."
detective"ok,let me look in the glove box."(he finds only tissues.)
detective"but the officer advised me that you were unlicensed,driving a stolen car & had a handgun that you had just done a robbery with."
driver"really!! and i suppose the next thing that bastard will try & tell you is that i had been speeding!!"
RE: Sorry to ask the diference
usually a bitch is someone who is rude,mean,nasty about others while slut is usually a girl who has sex with many different people.for example going to nighclubs & having sex with a different guy each time or in extreme cases more than 1 a night.that's a basic explanation hope it helps.
RE: Sorry to ask the diference
a bitch is someone I don't want to meet,
a slut is someone I am happy to meet :P
a slut is someone I am happy to meet :P
RE: Sorry to ask the diference
sorry Jiverman, i cant get yout mood...r u happy of that, or does it bother u? :P...and why "always"?... not at all :)))
RE: Sorry to ask the diference
mmmmm, interesting combination Nadeen.
The next time I meet a bitchy girl I wil ask her if she is a slut, I hope it works out for me :D
The next time I meet a bitchy girl I wil ask her if she is a slut, I hope it works out for me :D
RE: Sorry to ask the diference
Technically a bitch is a child of a prostitiute whereas a slut is a girl who sleeps around. The words are used so freely that the meanings sometimes cross over and get confused. Bitch also obviously is a female dog but I don't know where that fits into it :))))
RE: Sorry to ask the diference
a slut its a nympho but depends if your one shes shagged or not . a bitch is a bitch .
RE: Sorry to ask the diference
Ok Vera, how about this. A slut will sleep with everybody, and a bitch will sleep with everybody but me.
RE: Snow.First snow
See, we WERE right about Russia. :-).
Next you will be telling us that there is a bear walking down the street.
Next you will be telling us that there is a bear walking down the street.
RE: Snow.First snow
Mandy I want to come to Tomsk.
As I said before the people there must be really crazy to name their town after a Furry Womble :D
As I said before the people there must be really crazy to name their town after a Furry Womble :D
RE: Snow.First snow
send the snow to the UK please. I love the snow its so beautiful and great fun to see the country come to a standstill because so many pathetic people don't know how to deal with it
RE: Snow.First snow
Believe me Nadeen it takes very little snow in the UK to cause complete chaos. We are a bizzare country really. When its hot we have droughts everywhere and people are banned from using a hosepipe. When it rains hard everywhere floods. When it snows the country nearly stops. As all of these happen regularly here you would think we might be able to cope with it by now wouldn't you? Supposedly we are one of the more technologically advanced Nations.....don't you believe it :))
RE: Snow.First snow
Hey Vera, I get very little snow where I am. Would you mind building me a snowwoman and mailing her to me? lol :P
RE: Africa
Mount Kilimanjaro has always fascinated me.
Going from the plains of Africa, higher up the mountain
through jungle untill you come to the alpine
and glacial ice at the top.
On my wish list of things to do.
Going from the plains of Africa, higher up the mountain
through jungle untill you come to the alpine
and glacial ice at the top.
On my wish list of things to do.
RE: Africa
Actually is very nice place, besides the big cities...if u want very nice vacation, is great place to visit, and very nice on wallet
thanks for the memories
well gang its been a blast and i just wanted to say i enjoy meeting the people i have met on here and want to thank you for allowing me to me in the same cc room with you and to the ones i havent met, i wish i could had--this is a great place to sit now and chat--and to the rooms on here, if i made you bad or piss you off or sounded rude, well what can i say but sorry all was in fun, thats what i love about this room, well i hope i can pop in again someday to see how all of you are doing, and to the ones we share private moments with i want to especially thank you for putting up with me--well okie dokie all i got to say and hope to get to chat again someday. Love you all and the best of luck and wishes to you all-Good Day
RE: thanks for the memories
damn austin--going to miss you dear and yes thank you for allowing me the time we share things together and yes you still or a devil and i mean it in a good way--well good luck in your new job and dont be a stranger from here--you are always welcome here, especially in my room. Going to miss you saying okie dokie, but okie dokie to you and good luck.
Slight Misunderstanding......
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that
I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now,
I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will
be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her
head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a
wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that
I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now,
I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will
be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her
head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a
wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!
RE: FOR HER
When you post in all caps like that, it gives the reader the impression that you are shouting at the top of your lungs. You shouldn't do that, especially if you want people to actually read your message. Ok? Please respond and apologize to the board for your actions. Ok?
what would u do??
Ok...so im bored and was thinking...if you could b famous for one thing...what would it be???
Myself...i would like to b a comedian...that way i know i am bringing happiness and laughter into ppl's lives
Myself...i would like to b a comedian...that way i know i am bringing happiness and laughter into ppl's lives
RE: what would u do??
burping the stars and stripes forever, followed
by boogie woogie bugle boy with a real
bugle playing from my bellybutton!!!
by boogie woogie bugle boy with a real
bugle playing from my bellybutton!!!
RE: what would u do??
I have to agree with you imshy. There is nothing better than brightening somebodies day with laughter. Unfortunately I am not a funny person so I guess I'll just have to sit back and laigh at other people jokes. lol
RE: what would u do??
I, for one, wouldn't want to be famous. Really. It's enough my parents and some of my friends are pointing to each mistake I'm making.. so, being famous would be even more difficult..
But I would want to be a psychologist known at least in my town :)
But I would want to be a psychologist known at least in my town :)
RE: what would u do??
Are you a qualified Psychologist Psy ??????
If you are there must be plenty of material for you on this site lol
If you are there must be plenty of material for you on this site lol
RE: what would u do??
Nope, I'm not.. I'm too young :)
I must admit that I gained some experience while working here :P
I must admit that I gained some experience while working here :P
RE: what would u do??
I was watching a tv programme on Tuesday night about a guy who apparantly has the biggest penis in the world (13.5 inches if you girls are interested).
It is actually a difficult question as your question implies that the fame is the primary goal with the reason for the fame being secondary.
I will think some more.
It is actually a difficult question as your question implies that the fame is the primary goal with the reason for the fame being secondary.
I will think some more.
RE: what would u do??
good question shy & hard to give just 1 answer but i think i narrowed it down to 2.either the person who discovered a cure for cancer/aids or the supreme ruler of earth...no the second is to scary to even think about.
RE: what would u do??
The first female&immigrant USA president. But i think either Hillary or Arnold are going to take this away from me:)
RE: what would u do??
Arnold can't be president because it is not allowed for immigrants to hold the office of president... you must be a natural born citizen.
And Hillary can't be the first woman president in the US... because her balls are too big to be considered a woman.
And Hillary can't be the first woman president in the US... because her balls are too big to be considered a woman.
RE: what would u do??
doesn't sound like a democracy to me that not all citizens are able to aspire to the highest office.that creates an under class of citizen. seems like discrimination
RE: what would u do??
Well it was designed that way so that a person that was not really loyal to the US could not simply immigrate to the US and become president with the soul intention of controlling the US government and creating laws, etc for the benefit of his native country and not the US. But someone that immigrates to the US can still dream that someday their children that are born in the US will grow up and become President. Since parents always say they want their children to grow up and have a better life than they did, it is a good dream to have.
RE: what would u do??
so the oklahoma bomber was loyal to the usa?what a crock of ... birth is no guarantee,there are no guarantees in life & don't say death coz that's not a life guarantee its a death sentence.lol
RE: who do you think?
er...no mention of me...paxo....nana man...dm....tnt ....wtf is goin on..the world is going crazy....*sits in his corner feeling sorry for himself*
RE: who do you think?
Nadeen, Psy, Anne, Gortenzia, Prettwitch, SexySiren, Galaxy, Emma, Monika22 (looking back through the forums to see if any other sexy girls who I would like to sleep with have posted :P)
WTF, A Banana, tisme, koshed. There is probably more but as I don't want to sleep with any of them I can't be bothered to think.
WTF, A Banana, tisme, koshed. There is probably more but as I don't want to sleep with any of them I can't be bothered to think.
RE: who do you think?
i'm sure you are in that corner doing more feeling that just sorry for yourself.
RE: who do you think?
what makes a post interesting? An old saying, 'One man's meat is another man's poison'. What may be interesting to one person may be of no interest at all to many others. How do we quantify 'Intersting' in this context? Is it the major contributors, or, the occaisional quirky post?
Next!
Next!
RE: who do you think?
damn! i get left off of this list too? i'm going to sit in the other corner and make faces at shy sitting in his corner.
its pretty simple..
FRIENDS AND FAMILY
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It is strictly a NON-Adult category, where nudity is strictly forbidden - SO DON'T ASK!
MAKE NEW FRIENDS
This is for people who want to meet NEW friends, but want to keep things tame. No Adult stuff here ...just nice and clean chatting.
LONG TERM OR MARRIAGE
Distance is no longer important when searching for your future girlfriend... or even wife. All it takes is just a click on this category!
Although there is no guarantee you will find your perfect life partner Long Term and Marriage category is the place you can express & explore your intentions :-)
This category is for those people wishing to meet their friends and family. To catch up on gossip and general chit chat about life. They may not object to an occasional new friend popping in to say hello.
It is strictly a NON-Adult category, where nudity is strictly forbidden - SO DON'T ASK!
MAKE NEW FRIENDS
This is for people who want to meet NEW friends, but want to keep things tame. No Adult stuff here ...just nice and clean chatting.
LONG TERM OR MARRIAGE
Distance is no longer important when searching for your future girlfriend... or even wife. All it takes is just a click on this category!
Although there is no guarantee you will find your perfect life partner Long Term and Marriage category is the place you can express & explore your intentions :-)
the answer...
to questions about how to act in lady's rooms
ETIQUETTE
"Be nice to other people"
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Please also take into account that people from all countries, religions, races and sexual preferences have as much right to use this website as you do.
Please respect this at all times. Do not offend people or place offensive statements in the chat. The internet is a peaceful place, let's keep it that way.
If you fail to comply with these simple rules, then we will simply ban you from the CamContacts Network.
ETIQUETTE
"Be nice to other people"
Remember, there are real people on the other end of the camera you are talking to, and they have feelings just like you do.
Please also take into account that people from all countries, religions, races and sexual preferences have as much right to use this website as you do.
Please respect this at all times. Do not offend people or place offensive statements in the chat. The internet is a peaceful place, let's keep it that way.
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RE: the answer...
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Are you speaking for Cam Contacts offically?
Are you speaking for Cam Contacts offically?
RE: the answer...
Yeah, but that thing doesn't count. It was written before ownership changed hands.
Woman's Poem
WOMAN'S POEM...
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM...
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM...
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
RE: Mail Order Brides
Lol obviously not
guess u r watching the same programme
the guys r crap and the girls even more lol
guess u r watching the same programme
the guys r crap and the girls even more lol
RE: Mail Order Brides
yep I sure am - small world really - its based in water foot, lancashire uk
Not exactly fairy princesses and castles in the sky.
Its litterally down the road from "hill billy" Bacup -
I lived for a bit when I wasyounger
lol
and thats the honest truth too -
Not exactly fairy princesses and castles in the sky.
Its litterally down the road from "hill billy" Bacup -
I lived for a bit when I wasyounger
lol
and thats the honest truth too -
RE: Mail Order Brides
i can't imagine loving this guy but perhaps she is after the financial support
RE: Mail Order Brides
Oooh .. poor guy ..
Let's watch the mistress now hmm
this should be even more entertaining
Let's watch the mistress now hmm
this should be even more entertaining
RE: Mail Order Brides
There is someone from here I would love to order mailorder. When the package arrived from Russia I would tear it open and be a very happy man. Too bad it was not that easy.
RE: Mail Order Brides
Paying to meet a "mail order bride" does not buy happiness, it merely introduces you to a woman wiling to take a chance on meeting you.
for the english guys
There is some programme about a mail order bride, some english guy married a russian woman. A blind marriage turns out to be a catastrophy. Worth seeing!
RE: for the english guys
It was like a train wreck, horrid but had to watch,
that poor russian girl in lancashire the look on her face when she saw his house...
that poor russian girl in lancashire the look on her face when she saw his house...
RE: for the english guys
Was about some russian women with no english skills marrying english crap guys after 1 or 2 meetings
RE: for the english guys
Was 3 storys, one was a girl who came to live in England after her online boyfriend had suported her through her studies in law, but they were not a good match he was much much older, and from the moment she arrived she didnt like england or his drinking,
2nd was of an american on a romance tour in st peters and was about how he was trying to 'buy' a wife in a week.
The 3rd was of a siberian girl who married an english man after only 2 meetings, he had proposed when they met in Egypt, and he traveled to siberia to meet her parrents, they concented and they got married, she seemed sweet and had paid all her own travel etc and not asked for money,
2nd was of an american on a romance tour in st peters and was about how he was trying to 'buy' a wife in a week.
The 3rd was of a siberian girl who married an english man after only 2 meetings, he had proposed when they met in Egypt, and he traveled to siberia to meet her parrents, they concented and they got married, she seemed sweet and had paid all her own travel etc and not asked for money,
RE: I'm in love
I agree. I saw this Monika22 and she is not that hot... I think she is a little fat. It's all publicity, as u said: blah, blah, blah
Octopus joke
Octopus walks into a bar and says 'I bet I can play any musical instrument'. Man gives him a guitar and he plays better than Jimi Hendrix. 2nd man says...' I bet you cant play the piano. The octopus plays better than Elton John. A Scotsman gives him the bagpipes, the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused. Scotsman says ' Ha, you cant play it !! Octopus says...' Play it ?...Im going to shag it as soon as I can get its fucking pyjamas off ! '