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Slight Misunderstanding......
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that
I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now,
I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will
be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her
head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a
wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that
I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now,
I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will
be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her
head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a
wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!
RE: FOR HER
When you post in all caps like that, it gives the reader the impression that you are shouting at the top of your lungs. You shouldn't do that, especially if you want people to actually read your message. Ok? Please respond and apologize to the board for your actions. Ok?
what would u do??
Ok...so im bored and was thinking...if you could b famous for one thing...what would it be???
Myself...i would like to b a comedian...that way i know i am bringing happiness and laughter into ppl's lives
Myself...i would like to b a comedian...that way i know i am bringing happiness and laughter into ppl's lives
RE: what would u do??
burping the stars and stripes forever, followed
by boogie woogie bugle boy with a real
bugle playing from my bellybutton!!!
by boogie woogie bugle boy with a real
bugle playing from my bellybutton!!!
RE: what would u do??
I have to agree with you imshy. There is nothing better than brightening somebodies day with laughter. Unfortunately I am not a funny person so I guess I'll just have to sit back and laigh at other people jokes. lol
RE: what would u do??
I, for one, wouldn't want to be famous. Really. It's enough my parents and some of my friends are pointing to each mistake I'm making.. so, being famous would be even more difficult..
But I would want to be a psychologist known at least in my town :)
But I would want to be a psychologist known at least in my town :)
RE: what would u do??
Are you a qualified Psychologist Psy ??????
If you are there must be plenty of material for you on this site lol
If you are there must be plenty of material for you on this site lol
RE: what would u do??
Nope, I'm not.. I'm too young :)
I must admit that I gained some experience while working here :P
I must admit that I gained some experience while working here :P
RE: what would u do??
I was watching a tv programme on Tuesday night about a guy who apparantly has the biggest penis in the world (13.5 inches if you girls are interested).
It is actually a difficult question as your question implies that the fame is the primary goal with the reason for the fame being secondary.
I will think some more.
It is actually a difficult question as your question implies that the fame is the primary goal with the reason for the fame being secondary.
I will think some more.
RE: what would u do??
good question shy & hard to give just 1 answer but i think i narrowed it down to 2.either the person who discovered a cure for cancer/aids or the supreme ruler of earth...no the second is to scary to even think about.
RE: what would u do??
The first female&immigrant USA president. But i think either Hillary or Arnold are going to take this away from me:)
RE: what would u do??
Arnold can't be president because it is not allowed for immigrants to hold the office of president... you must be a natural born citizen.
And Hillary can't be the first woman president in the US... because her balls are too big to be considered a woman.
And Hillary can't be the first woman president in the US... because her balls are too big to be considered a woman.
RE: what would u do??
doesn't sound like a democracy to me that not all citizens are able to aspire to the highest office.that creates an under class of citizen. seems like discrimination
RE: what would u do??
Well it was designed that way so that a person that was not really loyal to the US could not simply immigrate to the US and become president with the soul intention of controlling the US government and creating laws, etc for the benefit of his native country and not the US. But someone that immigrates to the US can still dream that someday their children that are born in the US will grow up and become President. Since parents always say they want their children to grow up and have a better life than they did, it is a good dream to have.
RE: what would u do??
so the oklahoma bomber was loyal to the usa?what a crock of ... birth is no guarantee,there are no guarantees in life & don't say death coz that's not a life guarantee its a death sentence.lol
RE: who do you think?
er...no mention of me...paxo....nana man...dm....tnt ....wtf is goin on..the world is going crazy....*sits in his corner feeling sorry for himself*
RE: who do you think?
Nadeen, Psy, Anne, Gortenzia, Prettwitch, SexySiren, Galaxy, Emma, Monika22 (looking back through the forums to see if any other sexy girls who I would like to sleep with have posted :P)
WTF, A Banana, tisme, koshed. There is probably more but as I don't want to sleep with any of them I can't be bothered to think.
WTF, A Banana, tisme, koshed. There is probably more but as I don't want to sleep with any of them I can't be bothered to think.
RE: who do you think?
i'm sure you are in that corner doing more feeling that just sorry for yourself.
RE: who do you think?
what makes a post interesting? An old saying, 'One man's meat is another man's poison'. What may be interesting to one person may be of no interest at all to many others. How do we quantify 'Intersting' in this context? Is it the major contributors, or, the occaisional quirky post?
Next!
Next!
RE: who do you think?
damn! i get left off of this list too? i'm going to sit in the other corner and make faces at shy sitting in his corner.
its pretty simple..
FRIENDS AND FAMILY
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It is strictly a NON-Adult category, where nudity is strictly forbidden - SO DON'T ASK!
MAKE NEW FRIENDS
This is for people who want to meet NEW friends, but want to keep things tame. No Adult stuff here ...just nice and clean chatting.
LONG TERM OR MARRIAGE
Distance is no longer important when searching for your future girlfriend... or even wife. All it takes is just a click on this category!
Although there is no guarantee you will find your perfect life partner Long Term and Marriage category is the place you can express & explore your intentions :-)
This category is for those people wishing to meet their friends and family. To catch up on gossip and general chit chat about life. They may not object to an occasional new friend popping in to say hello.
It is strictly a NON-Adult category, where nudity is strictly forbidden - SO DON'T ASK!
MAKE NEW FRIENDS
This is for people who want to meet NEW friends, but want to keep things tame. No Adult stuff here ...just nice and clean chatting.
LONG TERM OR MARRIAGE
Distance is no longer important when searching for your future girlfriend... or even wife. All it takes is just a click on this category!
Although there is no guarantee you will find your perfect life partner Long Term and Marriage category is the place you can express & explore your intentions :-)
the answer...
to questions about how to act in lady's rooms
ETIQUETTE
"Be nice to other people"
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Please also take into account that people from all countries, religions, races and sexual preferences have as much right to use this website as you do.
Please respect this at all times. Do not offend people or place offensive statements in the chat. The internet is a peaceful place, let's keep it that way.
If you fail to comply with these simple rules, then we will simply ban you from the CamContacts Network.
ETIQUETTE
"Be nice to other people"
Remember, there are real people on the other end of the camera you are talking to, and they have feelings just like you do.
Please also take into account that people from all countries, religions, races and sexual preferences have as much right to use this website as you do.
Please respect this at all times. Do not offend people or place offensive statements in the chat. The internet is a peaceful place, let's keep it that way.
If you fail to comply with these simple rules, then we will simply ban you from the CamContacts Network.
RE: the answer...
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Are you speaking for Cam Contacts offically?
Are you speaking for Cam Contacts offically?
RE: the answer...
Yeah, but that thing doesn't count. It was written before ownership changed hands.
Woman's Poem
WOMAN'S POEM...
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM...
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM...
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
RE: Mail Order Brides
Lol obviously not
guess u r watching the same programme
the guys r crap and the girls even more lol
guess u r watching the same programme
the guys r crap and the girls even more lol
RE: Mail Order Brides
yep I sure am - small world really - its based in water foot, lancashire uk
Not exactly fairy princesses and castles in the sky.
Its litterally down the road from "hill billy" Bacup -
I lived for a bit when I wasyounger
lol
and thats the honest truth too -
Not exactly fairy princesses and castles in the sky.
Its litterally down the road from "hill billy" Bacup -
I lived for a bit when I wasyounger
lol
and thats the honest truth too -
RE: Mail Order Brides
i can't imagine loving this guy but perhaps she is after the financial support
RE: Mail Order Brides
Oooh .. poor guy ..
Let's watch the mistress now hmm
this should be even more entertaining
Let's watch the mistress now hmm
this should be even more entertaining
RE: Mail Order Brides
There is someone from here I would love to order mailorder. When the package arrived from Russia I would tear it open and be a very happy man. Too bad it was not that easy.
RE: Mail Order Brides
Paying to meet a "mail order bride" does not buy happiness, it merely introduces you to a woman wiling to take a chance on meeting you.
for the english guys
There is some programme about a mail order bride, some english guy married a russian woman. A blind marriage turns out to be a catastrophy. Worth seeing!
RE: for the english guys
It was like a train wreck, horrid but had to watch,
that poor russian girl in lancashire the look on her face when she saw his house...
that poor russian girl in lancashire the look on her face when she saw his house...
RE: for the english guys
Was about some russian women with no english skills marrying english crap guys after 1 or 2 meetings
RE: for the english guys
Was 3 storys, one was a girl who came to live in England after her online boyfriend had suported her through her studies in law, but they were not a good match he was much much older, and from the moment she arrived she didnt like england or his drinking,
2nd was of an american on a romance tour in st peters and was about how he was trying to 'buy' a wife in a week.
The 3rd was of a siberian girl who married an english man after only 2 meetings, he had proposed when they met in Egypt, and he traveled to siberia to meet her parrents, they concented and they got married, she seemed sweet and had paid all her own travel etc and not asked for money,
2nd was of an american on a romance tour in st peters and was about how he was trying to 'buy' a wife in a week.
The 3rd was of a siberian girl who married an english man after only 2 meetings, he had proposed when they met in Egypt, and he traveled to siberia to meet her parrents, they concented and they got married, she seemed sweet and had paid all her own travel etc and not asked for money,
RE: I'm in love
I agree. I saw this Monika22 and she is not that hot... I think she is a little fat. It's all publicity, as u said: blah, blah, blah
Octopus joke
Octopus walks into a bar and says 'I bet I can play any musical instrument'. Man gives him a guitar and he plays better than Jimi Hendrix. 2nd man says...' I bet you cant play the piano. The octopus plays better than Elton John. A Scotsman gives him the bagpipes, the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused. Scotsman says ' Ha, you cant play it !! Octopus says...' Play it ?...Im going to shag it as soon as I can get its fucking pyjamas off ! '
RE: Pls honestly
No never! In fact I have got into a fight stopping another guy from hitting a girl outside a pub . Stupid thing was when i hit her boyfriend she then attacked me so maybe she didn't mind the violence. I don't understand women sometimes :)
RE: Pls honestly
there was this one time .....at band camp....OH wrong story ..no I was raised never to hit a woman.
RE: Pls honestly
YES...... I have, but only to carress her cheek or to wipe away a tear.. :)
But if ur asking have i ever hit a girl, then NO, NEVER.. I was always brought up to never hit a woman ever.....
But if ur asking have i ever hit a girl, then NO, NEVER.. I was always brought up to never hit a woman ever.....
RE: Pls honestly
I do it all the time, both hands even, cupping her chin, lifting her chin up so her eyes meet mine, slowly leaning down, watcing her eyes as my lips approach hers, lightly brushing my lips to hers soft as butterfly wings. Could not do that if I don't raise my hand to her face
RE: Pls honestly
Oh yes, I had few fights. When i was a school girl i was quite argumentative.
RE: Pls honestly
i have in rage and put myself through my own personal hell because of the guilt that i felt even though i took abuse for years from this woman before i blew my cool, i knew it was totally wrong but ater that time with her there were two other times with her with months of her rage in betwen each. it took to long for me to see that thw relationship was dead befre i endd it. that is the only relationship that i had thatwas abusive and it ended years ago
RE: Pls honestly
No I have never raised my hand to a girls face and never will. Like the other posters I was brought up to believe that only a coward ever hits a woman.
RE: Pls honestly
As the other guys...mo...i have never hit a woman....it's a prt of my upbringing. If ur arguments are so week that u need to hit....u have already lost. A guy that hit ones...will hit again. So ladies....if it happens to u...... get away from that shit.
RE: Pls honestly
no,i have never hit a woman out of rage nor will i ever and any man that is cowardly enough to do so should be kicked squarely in the balls. i also tried to stop a man from hitting a girl at a club and ended up getting hit by the woman. guess some women don't think that they deserve any better than a man that hits them which saddens me.
RE: Pls honestly
Never and I never would. I would sooner kill myself. Woman are to be respected, loved, cherished, protected..and fucked senseless.
RE: Pls honestly
Seen it happen b4 and was utterly disgusted...i could never hit a woman and would feel total shame...as was said earlier..the only time i will raise my hand to a lady face is to touch her cheek in love or commfort her in times of need
RE: Pls honestly
I'd never hit a girl (unless I have my pimp rings on).
TWAK!!! Watch yu mean youz ani't got no cash for me ho??!!
Pimping ain't easy, don't let anyone tell you different.
TWAK!!! Watch yu mean youz ani't got no cash for me ho??!!
Pimping ain't easy, don't let anyone tell you different.
she deserved it...
Her face was so pretty and her eyes so sparkly that I slowly raised my hand and gently stroked her cheek. Then my I moved my lips close to hers and was sent to heaven
RE: Pls honestly
Never would I do that in a million years. Unfortunatelay, a girl has done that to me!
RE: Pls honestly
No never to hit a woman. No real man would. I'll rather walk away...and it saddens me that some women will often tolerate and even seek this type of person. This world is a strange one.
Love This
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
RE: Love This
I posted this same joke months ago, only mine had Russian not Pol.
CC did not see fit to leave it p and some misguided Russian host thought it was too insulting and rascist. Hope the Poles have a better sense of humor
CC did not see fit to leave it p and some misguided Russian host thought it was too insulting and rascist. Hope the Poles have a better sense of humor
RE: Love This
I'm from the third moon of Saturn and I HATED it because CZWIXNOSTACZ means "your mother fornicated with a five-eyed Neptunian sewek and a blue-crested grungswil from beta orionis and you are the mutated meta-offspring" in my language!
go with the heart
I've read some novels by him, this one unfortunatelly not yet...., but i have just looked after now and i think i'll. Thx Olga:-))
I can't read:(
Carpe diem
Yes Olga, I have this problem now. I know she must meet some young guy sometime, get married, kids. She says live for now. So I do.
it's why age and distance and culture differences are meaningless to me
Yes, when the 19 year old host thought I was 39, all was fine and she had feelings for me. When she realised I was 59, surprising how feelings evaporate and 'Let's stay friends'. Also not read that novel, but will look into it.
RE: uk girls?
Viewer Option--->Search Chathosts--->View By Country--->United Kingdom (click)...and...voila!!!
History lesson - Why do we use the middle finger:-))
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!" Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter. It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird". And yew thought yew knew everything!
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!" Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter. It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird". And yew thought yew knew everything!
RE: History lesson - Why do we use the middle finger:-))
yes but did you know that the main body of archers at the battle were welsh and that the longbow was developed from the welsh bow used against the english in previous battles.
RE: History lesson - Why do we use the middle finger:-))
actually its 2 fingers they wanted to cut off - hence the forward V gesture
RE: History lesson - Why do we use the middle finger:-))
Popular myths
It has long been told that the famous "two-fingers salute" and/or "V sign" derives from the gestures of English archers, fighting at Agincourt. The myth claims that the French cut off two fingers on the right hand of captured archers and that the gesture was a sign of defiance by those who were not mutilated.
This may have some basis in fact - Jean Froissart (circa 1337-circa 1404) was a historian as the author of The Chronicle, a primary document that is essential to an understanding of Europe in the fourteenth century and to the twists and turns taken by the Hundred Years' War. The story of the English waving their fingers at the French is told in the first person account by Froissart, however the description is not of an incident at the Battle of Agincourt, but rather at the siege of a castle in another incident during the Hundred Years War. Also,
Froissart is known to have died before the Battle of Agincourt. If it was used at Agincourt, it was not invented there.
It has long been told that the famous "two-fingers salute" and/or "V sign" derives from the gestures of English archers, fighting at Agincourt. The myth claims that the French cut off two fingers on the right hand of captured archers and that the gesture was a sign of defiance by those who were not mutilated.
This may have some basis in fact - Jean Froissart (circa 1337-circa 1404) was a historian as the author of The Chronicle, a primary document that is essential to an understanding of Europe in the fourteenth century and to the twists and turns taken by the Hundred Years' War. The story of the English waving their fingers at the French is told in the first person account by Froissart, however the description is not of an incident at the Battle of Agincourt, but rather at the siege of a castle in another incident during the Hundred Years War. Also,
Froissart is known to have died before the Battle of Agincourt. If it was used at Agincourt, it was not invented there.
RE: History lesson - Why do we use the middle finger:-))
I think I remember that from the Monty Python movies ...cool lol
RE: History lesson - Why do we use the middle finger:-))
oh so you think you are sooo smart ..well "pluck-yew!" lol
RE: History lesson - Why do we use the middle finger:-))
so if an archer gives you both "birds" he was ambidextrous?=) lol
RE: History lesson - Why do we use the middle finger:-))
Amusing - but factually incorrect. It was the English (Welsh, whatever... ) who removed the first and second fingers of captured French archers and then subsequently taunted the french at any battle thereafter (and Lord knows there have been a few of them) with the 'V' sign. It is specifically an English insult to the French but is now commonly recognised internationally as a mild 'pluck yew' type of insult.
Beware, in some countries it means something else and you are likely to get beaten/mugged/plucked from behind/killed if you use it.
Pluck knows where the phrase came from but I doubt it was from this, and the French can pronounce their P's well enough for it not to have ever been corrupted into anything else.
Beware, in some countries it means something else and you are likely to get beaten/mugged/plucked from behind/killed if you use it.
Pluck knows where the phrase came from but I doubt it was from this, and the French can pronounce their P's well enough for it not to have ever been corrupted into anything else.
RE: ???i think it more for hosts...
The times they are a changing. When I was 18 (25 years ago) , I was out in the clubs dancing picking up girls in my best Miami Vice look-a-like suite.
Today it's a Play Station / Internet / SMS generation.
Today it's a Play Station / Internet / SMS generation.
RE: ???i think it more for hosts...
young guys come to chat it is " exciting " caus they are fun , older guys go to chat they are perverts..all pays the same ladies...right?:)lol
RE: ???i think it more for hosts...
young guys fun, old guys perverts, once again i get put into a category that does not fit me, thanks for your all inclusive post
Is everyday a slow day??
Why is it when I ask a host "how's business?" They almost always say "Slow". I wish once a host would tell me "My labia is sore from all the abuse I gave it today, but I'm still ready to give you a hot show"
RE: Is everyday a slow day??
They tell u this to make u feel bad for them so u will spend u money. They told the last guy that pvt them the same thing, and will say the same to the next.
RE: can u share a girl...........
No i couldnt share...if i am with someone means it is just the 2 of us...no one else
RE: can u share a girl...........
unless u both managed to changed into a beautiful young lady who is also funny and kind (hint...u didnt) niether of u r mine :p
RE: can u share a girl...........
wow, I missed on all your criteria since I am neither young, beautiful, a woman, funny or kind ... but there must be SOMEONE out there who wants an old ugly guy who is as boring as shit and an asshole ... and as dumb as a brick to boot ... come one girls, don't all clamber for my attention at once, form a line to the left.
RE: can u share a girl...........
My heart skipped a beat when I read your description of yourselves.
We could be soul mates, a match made in heaven, the person that makes me complete but then ............ "come one girls, don't all clamber for my attention at once" and I felt a pain in my heart that I didn't think was possible :(
Oh well I'm away to have a wank to get over you. I'm feeling better already just thinking about it. :)
We could be soul mates, a match made in heaven, the person that makes me complete but then ............ "come one girls, don't all clamber for my attention at once" and I felt a pain in my heart that I didn't think was possible :(
Oh well I'm away to have a wank to get over you. I'm feeling better already just thinking about it. :)
RE: can u share a girl...........
if it was something the person i was with really wanted to do then yes
RE: can u share a girl...........
No I would never share my girl with anyone else. If I spend 40 - 50 minutes inflating my little Blow Up Betty I don't see why anyone else should get a shot with her.
Now if it was a real woman hell yes of course I would share her with friends, family, the drunks in my town, the homeless bums, the local football team (all their supporters - don't worry it is a fairly small support).
Unless of course it was one of the beautiful girls from cc then I would take her in my arms, gently caress her cheek and whisper those three little words that girls love to hear - "My cocks hard"
Now if it was a real woman hell yes of course I would share her with friends, family, the drunks in my town, the homeless bums, the local football team (all their supporters - don't worry it is a fairly small support).
Unless of course it was one of the beautiful girls from cc then I would take her in my arms, gently caress her cheek and whisper those three little words that girls love to hear - "My cocks hard"
RE: can u share a girl...........
When my secret lover and my bestest friend are on line and forum together, how can I answer??????????????
NO, of course not :D :D
NO, of course not :D :D
RE: can u share a girl...........
Does sharing a girl count when you go in open forum with multiple viewers or when a host is working two web sites? Then my answer is yes, a virtual gangbang.
RE: can u share a girl...........
It only seems it is exciting and cool to share bf/gf with someone else, but when you try it, it is not that grea after all. Been there , done that..
RE: can u share a girl...........
Yes silly girl I think you are probably right. Somethings are best left as a fantasy.
Ah that sheep .................
Ah that sheep .................
RE: can u share a girl...........
Nadeen in a sheep outfit :P
Now that is something I would like to see :)
Now that is something I would like to see :)
RE: can u share a girl...........
I too have had two 3'somes in my life. Once with two girls who were friends and once with two twins. Both times it was fantastic and I wish I had had more :))
RE: can u share a girl...........
"and once with two twins." woulf that not be a fivesome two twins(2x2) + Max=5? LOL
RE: can u share a girl...........
Lol, maybe you have a point, should that really have qualified as an orgy??? To clarify it was only one SET of twins but thanks, your post made me laugh
Strange names for bars
I was driving through Bristol on Sunday and spotted a new bar called Puppies. I wondered if DM had been diversifying. If i'd had time I would've written Slut over the top.
RE: Strange names for bars
so, if the men have that bar, the
women have a similiar themed drinking
establishment as well.
far from slobs
it has a dress requirement.
thing is, its usually full of women
and gay gents.
oh well, time for the football game!
women have a similiar themed drinking
establishment as well.
far from slobs
it has a dress requirement.
thing is, its usually full of women
and gay gents.
oh well, time for the football game!
RE: Strange names for bars
A Lovely restarant in St peter , will remember forever, called " idiot bar"
maybe i should learn from that ? noo was lovely , curious and great place, and my company was very special that night day..
maybe i should learn from that ? noo was lovely , curious and great place, and my company was very special that night day..
RE: Strange names for bars
I think ive seen this
gloucester rd
have u been to oceana Jiverman
very nice place .. places actually there r like few bars, some dancing halls, an australian restaurant .. all in one
gloucester rd
have u been to oceana Jiverman
very nice place .. places actually there r like few bars, some dancing halls, an australian restaurant .. all in one
RE: Good Morning
i am pursuing you but i every time i post & i turn around & you are behind me.you really can cast spells :-)))
a word of thanks
i would to thank a host here for her kind words and thoughts she sent upon reading the news of the passing of my son's mother ( my ex wife ). They were most comforting in a very difficult time for me and my son.
So a heartfelt thank you you are a very special person .
So a heartfelt thank you you are a very special person .
RE: koshed37 is dating celebrate
dear, i was being sarcastic, i read it in a post responding to "one for the girls.. just curious" and now i read that twoshoes is dating pie, oh my
RE: koshed37 is dating celebrate
hey dude, have you read anywhere who I'm dating? it's been a while an I could do with some action ...
RE: koshed37 is dating celebrate
again lia, it is sarcasm, i read this stuff in another thread and thought it was funny
Something Terrible Happened
Today I stopped at the grocery store to buy a few things. The clerk was very cute and I was fantasizing about having sex with her. Then she gave me a senior citizen discount! Ouch!!! That never happened before. I was so surprised I almost told her to take back the discount. But I did not say anything. I may be old but I am not stupid. :p
By the way.... If any hosts give senior citizen discounts let me know! ;)
By the way.... If any hosts give senior citizen discounts let me know! ;)
RE: Something Terrible Happened
I can top that...we just hired a Data Analyst...young girl from the Phillipines. I just met her...I was tempted to ask..are you .99 cents a minute like the other girls? CC is taking over our brains.
RE: Something Terrible Happened
How about when you are talking to a female co-worker and she is seating at her desk and you are standing in front of her and you are trying to keep an eye-to-eye contact, but can't deny looking down when she is pulling her skirt up. I have been tempted to ask them: Want to go Private now? LOL!
RE: Something Terrible Happened
It's most embarrassing when you go to the ticket booth, see a pretty girl in there and ask...
...has she got any toys!
...has she got any toys!