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Joke!! little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"


Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

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Hello, Im back, it seems the last post I made in here, touch some people nerves or should I say what nerves they had left. First of all I just want you to know, dont take this criticism so serious. Im happy where I am today by doing this as a living (that is I am a standup comedian at a night club) and yes I know some of you are going to say, "Dont quit your Day Job", Im not by the way. So it seems I pick on a very beautiful young lady earlier, host name Chickory Blue. I do not know the woman and it has nothing to do with her personal life, I think she is a very smartt intellegent young lady. All I said was she needs to communicate a little better as a host here, thats all. She needs to remember there are several others members here that need attention as much as a certain few, but hey, thats her call whomever she wants and not want to be with and by no means Im here to hurt her in anyway for her to make money off this site. As for as another host here (AmazingBBW) said it very well in her chatting in the room: We all know its a joke so yes please dont take this critic (which is me, she is referring to) so seriously, its a joke too, its just sense of humor. Only thing I can say about this statement she made, Yes A Joke. She also said it very well when she stated well at least I know something-I didnt spend my time in comm. chat for nothing. That is the way we all should look at this or we shouldnt be in there the first place. "Here Here" good quote. Darling bbw its not jealousy of a person in my line of work to be jealous of this any anyone in here-thats not my nature or calling. If im going to be jealous of anything it would be I dont have good food and wine at the dinner table and oh yes I am jealous of Robin Williams being a better comedian than I am. And now this leaves us to my closing remarks to a blue letter member name "Dark Mystery"-yes I got your remark about at least have the bollocks (which the term in my country is balls) to post your name. "Gee what a very good idea--lets all be open and honest and post our real names. But this is a chat site for non-adult and adult entertainment--so keep it that way. And by the way, I quess your staying on line 7 days a week helps you to keep your cock dragon santos spitting fire (thats a good quote you said--I can use that at by next show) One word of advice to you, be careful, to much touchy yourself will make you older quick (get some sleep) and by the way Im glad you are private video these ladies, they need the help with college tuition, food, clothes, etc.... and not to worried about me, I will oneday video chickory blue and than she will burst into womanhood.
Ok-I got to go now and get forgiveness.
Chow Forum

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OK ok ok Miss dudette.. I rang that number and got a very erotic ladies voice on the other end... Ohhh the things she wanted me to do and say, i could hardly believe my ears... 8-0


I was so shocked, that u gave me that number to the local laundrette, was so much filthy talk from that woman, clean this, scrub that, don`t use to much startch, and always use a cool wash and spin dry after.. It really shocked me that i had to use a cool wash and spin dry it after :((( I always spin dry and then cool wash... :P:D

But i`ll get u back Dudette don`t ya worry.. hehehe

i was sitting alone in a room full of strangers-(well actually in mm room on a computer)-listening and watching the words type in on a computer screen from lonely--old-and yes sometimes young members, not having anything else to do, but to sit down in a community chat room and talk about things from sex-pictures sending-jokes-birthdays-ages-where you from-being pissed off-being jealous (hmm now thats a good one to hear about in chat room) believe me. And than i watch the words some host type on here--now if you really want to get horny--naked-and whatever turns you on--listening to these people that come in on screen in orange letter names-which are mostly young attractive girls that get us members hard and lusty for more--what can i say.
Ok Today Topic: was reading words on screen by this chick name chickory blue in which in my own personal feelings is a good looking attractive woman, but lacks communication skills on how to chat--she reminds me of a girl under age--ready to burst out of her virginity into womanhood and than on the other side i watch words type of from a blue letter name -which at the time i forgot who it was say i send you some pictures of santos---now what kind of person calls a dragon santos--well i guess she got it ok from the pictures--but hey what ever turns these younf girls on from older men--it seems to work--Ok i got to go now and put this in print-More to come later--
Chow Forum

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and yet another two silly pics :D >>

"dont even fart in forest" :
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/firehazard.jpg

"sexy":
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/Jessica_Simpson.jpg

enjoy :)))

LOOKING FOR LONELY WOMAN WHO DO NOT CHARGE FOR A SESSION. IM ME ON YAHOO WITH SAME SCREEN-NAME

One word: RUDE

What's up with all the wreslers here....Is this the damn beer brigade having a party with out me. Time to open up some whoopass around here...and that's the bottom line cause stone cold is back...

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B & Q JOB APPLICATION

This is an actual job application that a 59-year-old
pensioner submitted to B&Q in Ashford.

They hired him because he was so funny.....

NAME: Mondo (Grumpy Old Bastard)

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman
(or at least one who will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or
Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's
available. If I was in a position to be picky, I
wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I?

DESIRED SALARY: £150,000 a year plus share options and
a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not
possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management
hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of
stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It was a crap job.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS:
1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're
better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one,
would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate
question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest
Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living
in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish
supermodel with big boobs and who thinks I'm the
greatest thing since sliced bread.

Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE?:
7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO
THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

MessageSaturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed
quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to
hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing
50mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio,
and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and
slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a
different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that shit ."

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -
Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck - Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all
grossed out -
Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


(1) When they're rich - Pam, age 7 (I couldn't have said it better
myself)

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that - Curt, age 7 (Good Point)

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do -
Howard, age 7

(Who made the rule)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date - Martin, age 10
(Who said boys do not have brains)

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Having seen quite a few ladies here I'm looking for out of the ordinary. Anyone know of a host with something different to offer? Like a 3rd nipple or an extra nostril, maybe a asian albino.
Whhoooo!!

hello all, does anyone knows where jerriko went, i have not seen her online for more then 2 weeks and i need to talk to her.any information would be good. thanks

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Australia has its foot on England's throat after a 277-run hammering in the Ashes opener and skipper Ricky Ponting wants it kept firmly there for the next game in Adelaide..

Read more: http://au.sports.yahoo.com/061127/5/zob6.html

Is there no ebony lady with long and polished fingernails in cc?
Who can help me?
THX - Rahaewju