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Duct Tape:-))
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
RE: Duct Tape:-))
Alex, you have always been a true friend in times of need. You are a bright shining star guiding me as I float down the murky river of life. Please help me one more time as I build a dam to keep the sludge from raging into the bedroom. Once again, your wise and entertaining words in the short essay entitled "Duct Tape" have hit the nail on the head and made us all stronger better people. My morning has been quite like yours so I can relate to your strife. I ran out of toilet paper again this morning so I wiped myself using q-tips. After eating so much chinese food last night it took half a box before I was clean again. Then all the q-tips plugged the toilet. Now there is a river of q-tips and excrement floating down my hallway. Thanks for being hee when I needed you. Even your words make me feel better. Binky, you are a true friend and together there is nothing we can't handle. Here is a big man-hug to the best friend a guy could have.
RE: HE HE! We have black list members!!!!
WE DO TO and it control our WALLETS! remember that? the one you open you mouth and pussy for?
RE: HE HE! We have black list members!!!!
What you talkin' about Willis? Man, that's wack..you be sayin' I ain't gettin' no poontang cause the color of my skin. You one stinky-ass mama. My bling is dopeand, my moves are hot and fly...and to think I put a dildo up my ass just because you said you loved me...not cool, mama...Black Dick is no fool..
RE: to INYF
Thanks tisme it is always good to know that you have managed to make these lists.
It makes you feel that life is worth living :D
It makes you feel that life is worth living :D
PUZZLING PUDDLE
A brunette, red head and blonde walk into an elevator with a puddle of white liquid on the floor.
The brunette looks at it and states quite matter of factly "it looks like cum".
The red head puts her face closer to the puddle breathes in and says quite frankly "it smells like cum".
The blonde sticks her finger in it touches it to her tonque and says "well, it's nobody from this building."
The brunette looks at it and states quite matter of factly "it looks like cum".
The red head puts her face closer to the puddle breathes in and says quite frankly "it smells like cum".
The blonde sticks her finger in it touches it to her tonque and says "well, it's nobody from this building."
RE: PUZZLING PUDDLE
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door.
They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food. She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat."
They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink." They all decide that's a good idea, too.
Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door. She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."
Perfect Man for a CC Host
After some study and reflection I have come up with the composite perfect man for a CC host to meet and marry in real life.
Age 30-60: Young guys are hot sure but too into themselves. Unfaithful, self centered and selfish, immature, unappreciative and not successful. Go with age. They are wiser, appreciate women and have the good sense to treat you well physically and financially. You will be the center of their universe Can you say that about many young guys? This is the hardest rule for you girls to swallow so it is first. Trust me you are hot now but you wont be in a few years. Better get your good guys now while you can. A life of happiness is worth a night with a hot worthless guy.
Previously married or previously in a long term relationship: You dont want to be with a guy who has been single all his life. Got to be a reason and not a good one. Dont buy the I was too busy with work story. A man who had a bad relationship will learn from his mistakes and will try hard to make the new one work.
Financially secure. Not mad rich. That has its own problems. But comfortable. Maybe over 100K USD a year or more...but again...not rolling in it. Enough to fund your travel and be able to do things when you arrive. If you adhere to the age guidelines it should not be a problem.
Physically fit. Get a guy who is somewhat of a gym rat. Does sports. Runs, walks talks about an active life. Too fat or too thin is not great. If he is physically active he will come through sexually in most cases. Dont worry about hair or no hair, blue eyes or brown, short or tall. All pretty superficial and again in 20 years what will you look like?
Someone who has traveled internationally. They have a passport. They can function and appreciate foreign cultures. Not a USA or UK or nothing.
Sense of humor. Always key. They should laugh at themselves and you without being cruel.
Smart. You dont want a dope. You dont want a nerd either. A real smart guy will realize how smart you are.
Kind. Kids and dogs love him. They are the true test of a man's worth. Hard to fool them.
Easy to find here. The problem is most of you are blind to these men. Old? Gag me. Someday you will think back. God I am fat, wrinkled, miserable. I wonder what would have happened if I just accepted old baldy's invitation????
Age 30-60: Young guys are hot sure but too into themselves. Unfaithful, self centered and selfish, immature, unappreciative and not successful. Go with age. They are wiser, appreciate women and have the good sense to treat you well physically and financially. You will be the center of their universe Can you say that about many young guys? This is the hardest rule for you girls to swallow so it is first. Trust me you are hot now but you wont be in a few years. Better get your good guys now while you can. A life of happiness is worth a night with a hot worthless guy.
Previously married or previously in a long term relationship: You dont want to be with a guy who has been single all his life. Got to be a reason and not a good one. Dont buy the I was too busy with work story. A man who had a bad relationship will learn from his mistakes and will try hard to make the new one work.
Financially secure. Not mad rich. That has its own problems. But comfortable. Maybe over 100K USD a year or more...but again...not rolling in it. Enough to fund your travel and be able to do things when you arrive. If you adhere to the age guidelines it should not be a problem.
Physically fit. Get a guy who is somewhat of a gym rat. Does sports. Runs, walks talks about an active life. Too fat or too thin is not great. If he is physically active he will come through sexually in most cases. Dont worry about hair or no hair, blue eyes or brown, short or tall. All pretty superficial and again in 20 years what will you look like?
Someone who has traveled internationally. They have a passport. They can function and appreciate foreign cultures. Not a USA or UK or nothing.
Sense of humor. Always key. They should laugh at themselves and you without being cruel.
Smart. You dont want a dope. You dont want a nerd either. A real smart guy will realize how smart you are.
Kind. Kids and dogs love him. They are the true test of a man's worth. Hard to fool them.
Easy to find here. The problem is most of you are blind to these men. Old? Gag me. Someday you will think back. God I am fat, wrinkled, miserable. I wonder what would have happened if I just accepted old baldy's invitation????
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
sounds like someone been old and rejected a few times.
means... YOU CAN'T GENERALISE!
Age dont make a difference it's in a person! Infact it's in a person, in a heart, it even depends on the family and how you been raised. Many other reasons too! But you cant generalise like this that only older aged! At the end of the day everybody young or old we all act like kids sometimes, and we all have our minuses and pluses... No offense but hinting (strongly) people that older aged are better then younger is not right and fair!
Sounds like someone young been taking a piece of your pie all the time and you have personal hatred.
means... YOU CAN'T GENERALISE!
Age dont make a difference it's in a person! Infact it's in a person, in a heart, it even depends on the family and how you been raised. Many other reasons too! But you cant generalise like this that only older aged! At the end of the day everybody young or old we all act like kids sometimes, and we all have our minuses and pluses... No offense but hinting (strongly) people that older aged are better then younger is not right and fair!
Sounds like someone young been taking a piece of your pie all the time and you have personal hatred.
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
I'd just like to point out that whoever wrote the post I'm replying to isn't me, just someone who has decided to steal my nickname.
Thanks
Realist
Thanks
Realist
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
If your older and saying your more mature, then atleast be mature enough not offend people who are younger and actually ARE very nice and descent folks.
we should stop comparing old and young, black and white and big and fat and short and tall! COME ON! and your trying to imply your more mature or something? Get real
we should stop comparing old and young, black and white and big and fat and short and tall! COME ON! and your trying to imply your more mature or something? Get real
DEAR LADIES!!!
PLEASE GIVE THE OLDER MEN MORE ATTENTION THEN THE YOUNGER, they already crying that you exchange old for young :P :P :P
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
Being even older than the age group you specify, I just had to laugh. No way would I set up home with a young woman, that would rob her of all the fun she could have with someone closer to her age. Young guys can be great, you and I were them once and we knew then, absolutely, why young women preferred us to old men. No, she needs someone to grow with, share her interests, music scene..
Love can exist without any age barriers but only until she meets a guy young enough for marriage and kids then her older lover should step aside. Children ideally need a mum and dad to see them through to adulthood.
Personally, I will continue to love my young women friends until I die, which is not that far off, but never interfere with 'letting nature take its course'.
Love can exist without any age barriers but only until she meets a guy young enough for marriage and kids then her older lover should step aside. Children ideally need a mum and dad to see them through to adulthood.
Personally, I will continue to love my young women friends until I die, which is not that far off, but never interfere with 'letting nature take its course'.
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
THE PERFECT MAN
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
To hell with this endless poem
The perfect man is gay
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
To hell with this endless poem
The perfect man is gay
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
I think the vast majority of men on CC are older and the agree, in general, with what was said by the original poster. If you are young and here you have bigger issues than slamming what the poster said. The older men her drive CC financially. Those hosts who are hoping to meet someone here should think carefully. That is all the guy was saying.
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
Gotta agree. If you are young and paying young girls to strip so you can polish the knob you are a bigger loser than any old fart who is here. Pathetic.
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
Oxy, was that poem about me? ;) except the last few lines of course =P
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
I am most of what u said, i am just not enough good into sex to suit many of these chathosts :(
Moreover i am not in the same town than the one i was in love so
when she went back to her ex bf, i was nolonger the delicious one but the unwelcome one...Maybe coz i was not able to give up like her to our virtual friendship :((
Moreover i am not in the same town than the one i was in love so
when she went back to her ex bf, i was nolonger the delicious one but the unwelcome one...Maybe coz i was not able to give up like her to our virtual friendship :((
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
wrong! =P i only read the first part of your post though!
things like maturity, faithfullness and self assurance does not come with age, or go with age in the case of being too cocky and self centred.
I'm only 21 and I can honestly say I would never be unfaithful, that i'm not self centred and selfish. you may be right on the financial side of the statement but even so it doesn't mean i can't and wont buy something special for the girl that i love.
I'm 21, thoughtful, considerate, compassionate, kind etc etc blah blah my only downfall so far is that im still studying and thus i am poor =P
I don't know why people keep believing qualities such as maturity, thoughtfulness, compassion and more coincide directly withage *shrugs* I've known adults in their 30's who are no more mature then some teenagers.
things like maturity, faithfullness and self assurance does not come with age, or go with age in the case of being too cocky and self centred.
I'm only 21 and I can honestly say I would never be unfaithful, that i'm not self centred and selfish. you may be right on the financial side of the statement but even so it doesn't mean i can't and wont buy something special for the girl that i love.
I'm 21, thoughtful, considerate, compassionate, kind etc etc blah blah my only downfall so far is that im still studying and thus i am poor =P
I don't know why people keep believing qualities such as maturity, thoughtfulness, compassion and more coincide directly withage *shrugs* I've known adults in their 30's who are no more mature then some teenagers.
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
Sure there are exceptions. But in talking in generalities the poster is right. Face it.
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
LOL you divs! (lol) the poster just gonna keep posting with new nicknames to protect his first post, this is not going anywhere, CLOSE AND IGNORE
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host (advice at the end)
you know.. people end up still being happy sometimes with not that much money! so stop bragging about financial difficulties! i aint flamin no posters, im stating a fact that if you think about it, what he said was immature for his age! And i thought love comes before finance! and im young too thats right! O! And i can financially support 10 at once if im gonna scoop down to your level and brag about finance! But it just shows from what you say, you got issues with younger people... personal issues. And thats generalising! o! and in a way you saying in your post: Hey! dump the younger guys and go for us older men!
Well heres what makes me a better person then you mr cocky!
Unlike you i aint bragging and aint saying that me or younger guys are better then any older men!
So stop thinking and trying to prove your better then any one else we are all different, and just because you meeting young jerks who dontbehave as well as back in your days. It doesnt mean you have to state that silly advice that is a complete false!
Well heres what makes me a better person then you mr cocky!
Unlike you i aint bragging and aint saying that me or younger guys are better then any older men!
So stop thinking and trying to prove your better then any one else we are all different, and just because you meeting young jerks who dontbehave as well as back in your days. It doesnt mean you have to state that silly advice that is a complete false!
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host (advice at the end)
... nor is this the real Realist!!!
Jeez! Where do ppl get off 'borrowing' established members nicknames to post here? When will CC make it so you can only post under your username? It would stop half the crap on here...
the real Realist
Jeez! Where do ppl get off 'borrowing' established members nicknames to post here? When will CC make it so you can only post under your username? It would stop half the crap on here...
the real Realist
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
also younger men stay alive for longer and not as good insurance
RE: Perfect Man for a CC Host
Plus when you get old and can't make it to the bathroom in time your younger host of a girlfriend can wash your shitty underwear.
Are you going through a mid-life crisis, enving the younger guys?
Why would you want to deny some sweet young lady the experiences of having fun with young handsome guys...dancing...passionate love making, growing up together. You want to offer money and maturity...I call you a sugar daddy wannabe.
Are you going through a mid-life crisis, enving the younger guys?
Why would you want to deny some sweet young lady the experiences of having fun with young handsome guys...dancing...passionate love making, growing up together. You want to offer money and maturity...I call you a sugar daddy wannabe.
Season's Greetings
I have been reading these forums for a short time and they really add to the overall enjoyment and experience of CC with their edgy and many times informative dialogue.
I think however we all need to think a little more about what we say to each other some times. I know many people here just consider it a place for jokers and loose canons of the mouth but we are all people who should respect ourselves more even in the anon of the net.
I especially want to thank the hosts of CC who put up with so much abuse at times from certain people. I realize most of you are students just trying to make ends meet with this short term job but I have meet so many intelligent and quality women here not just beautiful faces and bodies........its really a man's dream fantasy place for any number of reasons and quite enjoyable if you maintain a budget.
So enjoy each other and remember we all like to be treated with a little respect no matter whether a viewer or host...........poka to all my rus host friends :)
I think however we all need to think a little more about what we say to each other some times. I know many people here just consider it a place for jokers and loose canons of the mouth but we are all people who should respect ourselves more even in the anon of the net.
I especially want to thank the hosts of CC who put up with so much abuse at times from certain people. I realize most of you are students just trying to make ends meet with this short term job but I have meet so many intelligent and quality women here not just beautiful faces and bodies........its really a man's dream fantasy place for any number of reasons and quite enjoyable if you maintain a budget.
So enjoy each other and remember we all like to be treated with a little respect no matter whether a viewer or host...........poka to all my rus host friends :)
RE: Season's Greetings
Bah, Humbug. Since I've been on CC I can't afford presents for the wife and children. Not that I used to buy them, anyway.
RE: Happy birthday, LOVEJOYBABY
Wow such a wonderful day today.So many pretty girls were born few years ago on this day.
Happy BD joy(k)
Take care and keep smile:):)
Happy BD joy(k)
Take care and keep smile:):)
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXLANDRA!!!!
happy birthday alex and many more blessings to come throughout your life-
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXLANDRA!!!!
wishing u a very happy birthday. i am waiting for you to come and collect ur gifts as always waiting ...waiting ...waiting he he bad me:
hurry up girl!!!!!!!!!!!
hurry up girl!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXLANDRA!!!!
Happy Birthday sweetheart, thank you for being the so sweet...mmm the sweetest...have a long and happy life!!!!
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXLANDRA!!!!
happy bd alexandra (even though i dont know u ) who is using my name to post here ????????????
No
For the last time...since the accident I no longer will smoke cigarettes using my ass. Thank you for all your requests and I'll still do some hot groovin'
RE: No
Don't worry ladies, some new tricks in my butt for you. Cold Root Beer Popsicles melt inside my ass not in my hands...enjoy me, Chuck1121566
Barely Breathing
Well, I know what you're doing
I see it all too clear
I only taste the saline when I kiss away your tears
You really had me going, wishing on a star
But the black holes that surround you are heavier by far
I believed in your confusion, you were so completely torn
It must've been that yesterday was the day that i was born
There's not much to examine, there's nothing left to hide
You really can't be serious, if you have to ask me why
I say goodbye...
Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
Don't know who I'm kidding
Imagining you care
And I could stand here waiting
A fool for another day
I don't suppose it's worth the price, you're worth the price
The price that I would pay
Everyone keeps asking, what's it all about?
I used to be so certain and I can't figure out
What is this attraction? I only feel the pain
There's nothing left to reason and only you to blame
Will it ever change?
Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
Don't know who I'm kidding
Imagining you care
And I could stand here waiting
A fool for another day
I don't suppose it's worth the price, you're worth the price
The price that I would pay
But I'm thinking it over anyway...
I’m thinking it over anyway …
I've come to find,
I may never know
Your changing mind
Is it friend or foe?
I rise above
Or sink below
With every time
You Come and go
Please don't come and go
Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
I don't know who I'm kidding
Imagining you care
And I could stand here waiting
A fool for another day
I don't suppose it's worth the price, you're worth the price
The price that I would pay
But I'm thinking it over anyway...
I'm thinking it over anyway...
And I know what you’re doing
I see it all too clear…
Song and lyrics by dunkin sheik
I see it all too clear
I only taste the saline when I kiss away your tears
You really had me going, wishing on a star
But the black holes that surround you are heavier by far
I believed in your confusion, you were so completely torn
It must've been that yesterday was the day that i was born
There's not much to examine, there's nothing left to hide
You really can't be serious, if you have to ask me why
I say goodbye...
Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
Don't know who I'm kidding
Imagining you care
And I could stand here waiting
A fool for another day
I don't suppose it's worth the price, you're worth the price
The price that I would pay
Everyone keeps asking, what's it all about?
I used to be so certain and I can't figure out
What is this attraction? I only feel the pain
There's nothing left to reason and only you to blame
Will it ever change?
Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
Don't know who I'm kidding
Imagining you care
And I could stand here waiting
A fool for another day
I don't suppose it's worth the price, you're worth the price
The price that I would pay
But I'm thinking it over anyway...
I’m thinking it over anyway …
I've come to find,
I may never know
Your changing mind
Is it friend or foe?
I rise above
Or sink below
With every time
You Come and go
Please don't come and go
Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
I don't know who I'm kidding
Imagining you care
And I could stand here waiting
A fool for another day
I don't suppose it's worth the price, you're worth the price
The price that I would pay
But I'm thinking it over anyway...
I'm thinking it over anyway...
And I know what you’re doing
I see it all too clear…
Song and lyrics by dunkin sheik
RE: Barely Breathing
Bravo, another great one. Like having a smile finger probing my sponge. Too bad you can't bottle the seat juice and sell it on the street for cash...you know what I'm saying "tooty". Oh well keep your ear to the floor boards and don't stop spraying the dope lyrics...tiggersnipple on the fly, make mine extra-scrunchy. Thanks for the meat my friend, next time i'll share some poetic giblet gravy on toast, just the way you say you like it. Merf!!!! YST
RE: Just a wonderin'
My theory is the men he is killing are bfs of CC hosts. He wants to date the girls but they are too busy working to buy leather jackets for their bfs. Just a theory......
Happy Birthday LJB
hope all ur wishes come true:)
happy birthday and many more!!!!!!!
kisses
happy birthday and many more!!!!!!!
kisses
performing versus ?
Perhaps I spent too much time on this site. It seems all i find are the usual discussions, how are u, how old are u, where do u live, wanna see me strip etc. I would love to find a host that has actually developed a theme and a show - something that is more of a performance.. any suggestions?
RE: performing versus ?
Every thurs. evening - Chuck 11 does a show called "Meatsocket & Special Sauce, in his show he dances, does book and movie reviews, and solves wacky capers...tune in!!!
RE: performing versus ?
Well there is the Great Romanian Traveling Scam Circus and Magic Show. You enter the video and leave 10 minutes later with less money and no satisfaction. Or the Phillipine Love You Long Time parade. There is always the Russian Whine and Cheese Party. My boyfriend is a creep. I hate my life. It is too cold. You need to look and you will find fun around every corner at CC.
RE: american viewer
Of course, oh wise one.. never heard of typos? sheesh you must be perfect..
And "me" don't worry.. I heard that Transylvania was the capital of Europe.. the classical Budapest as the capital of Romania.. and the best, happened some weeks ago, when a guy asked me what's my nationality, I said "romanian" and here comes the bomb...
" Oh, so you're from Italy"
Bah, it's only ignorance..
And "me" don't worry.. I heard that Transylvania was the capital of Europe.. the classical Budapest as the capital of Romania.. and the best, happened some weeks ago, when a guy asked me what's my nationality, I said "romanian" and here comes the bomb...
" Oh, so you're from Italy"
Bah, it's only ignorance..
RE: american viewer
Everyone is ignorant of something.
I understand though, it's fun to poke fun. :)
I understand though, it's fun to poke fun. :)
RE: american viewer
Dont tell me that u know all the capitals of world.
Honesty i don`t know especially the countrys from africa .Why people whould know about Romania?is not so big country or to important as anothers...
Honesty i don`t know especially the countrys from africa .Why people whould know about Romania?is not so big country or to important as anothers...
RE: american viewer
You seem to feel your own ignorance to justifies someone else's. I am from Europe but I know the capitals of all countries in South America and well as Africa. One migh expect an American to know the capitals of Europe or at least to know that Romania is a country.
RE: american viewer
what you don't have undeducated people in your country thqt can't tell you all the capitals of the world
RE: american viewer
and ur the "wise one" who says gasoline isnt very volatile lol so now we know ur ignorant about ur own ignorance looool
RE: american viewer
haha... the ignorance of people is simply amazing sometimes! i have had the same conversation sometimes concerning Budapest being the capital of Romania... Romania? What is that?
I still believe that the world needs to visit RO one day in their life... to experience the beauty of the land, the mouth watering food and to feel the love, compassion and kindness of the Romanian people.
I still believe that the world needs to visit RO one day in their life... to experience the beauty of the land, the mouth watering food and to feel the love, compassion and kindness of the Romanian people.
Bela
Good food in Romania? ARE YOU JOKING, it some of the most unhealth food in Europe only a few countries have worse. Romanias are VERY unhealthy that is a fact, and it is partly caused by there food!
RE: Bela
If you read what I wrote I said MOUTH WATERING, that means it tastes very good nothing to do with health!
RE: Bela
well i did read it, but for me "mouth-watering" also mean good. There are many countries in Europe, say like France or Italy which have mouth-watering food that turn out to ALSO be healthy.
RE: Bela
every country has its healthy and unhealthy foods. for me romanian food has always been a pleasure to eat and enjoy. i am looking forward to when i am back there this winter. you should give it a try one day!
RE: Bela
I have eaten Romanian food MANY times. See you assumptions. I speak for real experience. Thai or French food is far BETTER that almost anything you can get in Romania! There is NO comparison to that stuff.
RE: Bela
what is better and what is worse i believe all has to do with the individual. for me i love Romanian food. Of course French, Thai, Spanish and many other foods are good... might be healthier... but does not change the fact that I find Romanian food very tasty and much healthier then most of the US food I have had over the years.
RE: Bela
Well then you must be eating crap at MacDonald in the US. You just have to go to any gocery store in US and compare it to Romanian to see that the variety and quality in US if much much better. You can get almost anything you want in some parts of the US and if you choice to eat badly here it is your choice. In Romanian there is not that much options. EVEN the Government has acknowledge that the health of the people is poor because of there diet. In the US you can buy fantastic bread of all kind of variety you cannot in Romanian, just one example. IT fine if you like some Romanian food, sure they have some good foods, and you are entitled to your preference fo course, I didn't mean to say you are not. I am just saying the in particular other place in the world give you the option to have more healthy food and a more developed cusine (and many health and food expect DO agree on this).
RE: Bela
well i am actually an anti McD's kind of person, much prefer to cook for myself... but the amount of chemicals found in your "standard" products here i find unhealthy. bread that will stay fresh for a week or more... and so on. i think you can eat healthy pretty much in any country... but it all depends on how you prepare it. i do agree you have a larger variety here... but to get the organic-non chemical products... you have to pay more. also i prefer the bread in romania to the "store" bread here... but then again of course you can always go to the bakery for fresh breads
RE: Bela
Of course french food is so healty.. let's compare the number of fat people in France and Romania.. See the results. Ok, romanians walk more, they don't have cars and they happen to work more.. But still.. I know french cuisine and I know the romanian one. French is nothing but classy. Tasty, of course, but what's so healthy in a raclette ?
WORK?
They don't work more what a joke! maybe they have to work harder BUT more NO. and the woman do most of the work.
RE: WORK?
They don't work more my ass! I think I know what I'm talking about and it's not the women doing most things..
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Well, Please do tell me: how do you know? I lived in both countries and I have read statistics. Can you give me some more specific information? Although reputation and sterotype don't work sometimes there is something to it. Remember I said they WORK HARD in Romania but not necessarily more. Just look at the unemployment? Just walk in the street of some of the cities. :-)
RE: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Anon2 we only have your word for it that you have lived in both countries whereas we know from Psy's previous postings that it is very likely true that she has lived in both countries.
What exactly is the difference between working harder and working more?
I also think using a countries unemployment rate as a criteria for deciding if they work harder is flawed.
Psy just to clarify I don't doubt you for a minute :)
What exactly is the difference between working harder and working more?
I also think using a countries unemployment rate as a criteria for deciding if they work harder is flawed.
Psy just to clarify I don't doubt you for a minute :)
RE: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
You don't have to take my word, just go check it out for yourself if you are interested. I don't have to and don't want to try to prove what i am saying (it silly frankly-I don't think I have to lie about this). Also I wasnt' refering to just unemployment stats, (sorry I gave the impression). The health stats by both independent and government agencies will reflect what I am saying.
RE: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
I have lived in Romania for more than 18 years, and I'm in France for almost 4.. so.. ( being vague on purpose, don't want to give out my age :P ) so don't you think I might have a clue?
Unemployment.. why taking that into account? We're talking about the ones that work , right?
How many people in more rich countries than Romania, you know to work 36 hours in a row and rest 12 hours? Or even 48 hours and rest about 20 ? And we'll include in the rest hours the commuting hours as well.. Because they can't afford to live near by their work.
Well at least half of the people I know, do so..
In France, they don't work on saturdays ( most cases, they might work on saturday, but not on monday ) and something like never on sundays. In Romania working on sunday ( or Christmas, new year's, easter... ) is something common. So? am I still wrong?
Unemployment.. why taking that into account? We're talking about the ones that work , right?
How many people in more rich countries than Romania, you know to work 36 hours in a row and rest 12 hours? Or even 48 hours and rest about 20 ? And we'll include in the rest hours the commuting hours as well.. Because they can't afford to live near by their work.
Well at least half of the people I know, do so..
In France, they don't work on saturdays ( most cases, they might work on saturday, but not on monday ) and something like never on sundays. In Romania working on sunday ( or Christmas, new year's, easter... ) is something common. So? am I still wrong?
well yes
Well actually i think you are incorrect-although I may of course be wrong, but I do not think so at all. With all do respect just because someone lives in a country (and by the way I have also, not as long in Romania as you, but more in France), does not make someone an expert on the subject or that country! I am going by STATISTICS carried out by agency\ies and institutes that study these kinds of things.
It is true French work less that Germany for example, and American's work more then BOTH, but Romanians TAKEN as A WHOLE POPULATION of ELIGABLE workers do not work as much as most Western Europeans and North American's and Japanese. Also unemployment does have to be factored in as well. This is not a personal arguement and nothing personal, and it seems you and others like to take things personally, but it not meant to, so don't get upset. I happen to be in a profession where these kinds of statistics are important and used. If you want to have a computer repaired or a auto repair go see an persons who is an expect in them, i happened to be in a profession where the issue health and population are business.
It is true French work less that Germany for example, and American's work more then BOTH, but Romanians TAKEN as A WHOLE POPULATION of ELIGABLE workers do not work as much as most Western Europeans and North American's and Japanese. Also unemployment does have to be factored in as well. This is not a personal arguement and nothing personal, and it seems you and others like to take things personally, but it not meant to, so don't get upset. I happen to be in a profession where these kinds of statistics are important and used. If you want to have a computer repaired or a auto repair go see an persons who is an expect in them, i happened to be in a profession where the issue health and population are business.
RE: well yes
Taken as a whole, of course French are working more than Romanians.. but they have more opportunities, that's why I'm talking only about the ones that are working, because I don't think teachers work hard, or the politicians.. See what I'm talking about? Normal, regular people...
French have so many hollidays and they have the right to several weeks of hollidays, during summer, which not all romanians can ( afford ).
I'm not taking it personally at all..I have no reason for that :)
French have so many hollidays and they have the right to several weeks of hollidays, during summer, which not all romanians can ( afford ).
I'm not taking it personally at all..I have no reason for that :)
RE: Bela
I would be very happy to sit down to a nice Fleică la Grătar or even a simple plate of mici. Every time I have visited or lived in Romania I have actually ate more then I do in the US, but I also lose a few pounds and feel better. So for me it is a healthy food. :) I am curious why you feel the need to bash the food so much?
RE: Bela
Well of course in the US you can find the worst and best of all worlds. You can find some foods even more unhealthy than Romania! That the great thing about the US, you can find almost anything including Romanian food (in Chicago and NYC). But the variety of food in US and other Western European Countries if far greater. And the choice is what most people eat is that counts. But if you look at how they cook and what they cook and have available, its very limited. (Take their bread for example it is terrible, only wonder bread is worse. Italian, Germany, and French bread is far superior. Of course there are some nice dishes and one can eat a healthy meal in Romania if you tried, but generally speaking their cusine is not so developed (there are a few regional specialities) and good in both variety, quality, and taste as what you can find say in France and China (which are recognized as among the top cusines in the world. I am not bashing them (i like the countried in other ways) simply stating the based on the state of health of Romanians and its direct correlation to their health and based on what vast majority of people who look at food as an art and from a health perspective it not on the top 10 list. EVEN the government recently began a small campaign on the health of the people based on what the diet most Romanian are presently eat (which they think isn't good!)
RE: american viewer
typo is striking the wrong key. last time i checked, those two aren't near each other...that's just being illiterate.
RE: american viewer
Considering English isn't her first language I think you are being a little harsh.
Unlike Americans who have to change the spelling of every difficult word to make it easier for them to spell correctly.
Why do American's allow themselves to get so worked up when someone criticises them or their country ?
Unlike Americans who have to change the spelling of every difficult word to make it easier for them to spell correctly.
Why do American's allow themselves to get so worked up when someone criticises them or their country ?
RE: american viewer
And why are British men so effeminate?
The wonders of this world, Nigel... Ain't they sumpin'?
BTW, you misspelled "criticizes"... And you stuck an apostrophe in the second "Americans" for some reason too... Ya silly.
The wonders of this world, Nigel... Ain't they sumpin'?
BTW, you misspelled "criticizes"... And you stuck an apostrophe in the second "Americans" for some reason too... Ya silly.
RE: american viewer
The apostrophe I will give you but the spelling mistake no.
Your making the mistake of thinking that we all spell the same as the Americans do.
I'm sure if I could be bothered I could pick holes in the English used in your post.
Your making the mistake of thinking that we all spell the same as the Americans do.
I'm sure if I could be bothered I could pick holes in the English used in your post.
RE: american viewer
now there is ignorance in its highest form answering with an answer that doesnt make sense
RE: american viewer
Well, if I were to rant about how someone is lacking in intelligence, I certainly would try to avoid being a bigger fool. I think I'd run it past a dictionary first (but then, if I wasn't that smart, or didn't care...that makes me ignorant).
RE: american viewer
why should we be held to use the ridiculous language just because it's used in a country we got the hell out of because they were ignorant fools? is there another country on the planet you can tell me about that needs to speak the language of another?
that's pretty stupid of you to suggest Americans should use same language as the completely ignorant fools they moved away from.
what, exactly, is the justification for the stupid remark you just made?
that's pretty stupid of you to suggest Americans should use same language as the completely ignorant fools they moved away from.
what, exactly, is the justification for the stupid remark you just made?
RE: american viewer
yes but you claim to speak english when in fact it is only a form of pidgin english
RE: american viewer
My justification was an American calling someone who does not have English as a first language illiterate because they made a spelling mistake.
So I was just pointing out that Americans had to change the way they spell the words to stop them from making the spelling mistakes.
So I was just pointing out that Americans had to change the way they spell the words to stop them from making the spelling mistakes.
RE: american viewer
When, exactly has an American changed spelling so they won't make a mistake? That makes no sense at all. I think you've been mislead.
to American
a few examples.english spelling first.cheque-check,gaol-jail,gray-grey, centre-center,colour-color.there are many more.
to Spelling Bee
sorry my mistake.it's weird they don't even speak english correctly but tell others.again sorry for my stupidity
RE: american viewer
I can't figure out if your post is a complaint, a joke, you trying to belittle someone or you showing your ignorance.
Do people have to give you the same information in the order that you gave it ti them ?
What does it matter if she told you her nationality first and then her name ??????????
Do people have to give you the same information in the order that you gave it ti them ?
What does it matter if she told you her nationality first and then her name ??????????
RE: american viewer
Oops sorry it was me showing my ignorance :P
I have just realised that the post is from the person who is finnish and not the american viewer.
Sorry :D
I have just realised that the post is from the person who is finnish and not the american viewer.
Sorry :D
RE: american viewer
lol yes it is a little embarassing but as I have had years and years of making a dickhead of myself I'm sure I'll get over it :D
Now back to the original post. I think your criticism of the american viewer is a little harsh as your nationality and country are disimilar enough to maybe lead to confusion.
I know that 3 of the UK countries have similar formats for nationality and country but for various reasons I think that they would not cause the same confusion to an american.
Had you told him you were Finlandian he may well have understood what you meant.
Now back to the original post. I think your criticism of the american viewer is a little harsh as your nationality and country are disimilar enough to maybe lead to confusion.
I know that 3 of the UK countries have similar formats for nationality and country but for various reasons I think that they would not cause the same confusion to an american.
Had you told him you were Finlandian he may well have understood what you meant.
RE: american viewer
Oh, Finland!
When you said "finnish" I become confused and was trying to understand what the hell we had even started! :)
Yeah, I know Finland... Helsinki is the capital... Nokia, Linus Torvalds... umm.. reindeer and Laplanders... And you got a president/leader lady who looks like Conan O'Brien. :)
Yeah, you people are awesome! :D
When you said "finnish" I become confused and was trying to understand what the hell we had even started! :)
Yeah, I know Finland... Helsinki is the capital... Nokia, Linus Torvalds... umm.. reindeer and Laplanders... And you got a president/leader lady who looks like Conan O'Brien. :)
Yeah, you people are awesome! :D
RE: to an american viewer
No! I swear to God I knew all that off the top of my stupid American head! :)
Oh, and saunas too.. I forgot about them.... Umm... and Absolut Vodka(or is that Swedish?).... And Teemu Selane.... And their hockey team did well at the last Winter Olympics, winning either gold or silver... can't quite recall.....
There, I'm tapped. :P
Oh, and saunas too.. I forgot about them.... Umm... and Absolut Vodka(or is that Swedish?).... And Teemu Selane.... And their hockey team did well at the last Winter Olympics, winning either gold or silver... can't quite recall.....
There, I'm tapped. :P
RE: to an american viewer
Leave it to the ignorant assmunchers from other countries to think you used internet to find what is common knowledge, then shoot off their mouths about something they know nothing about as if it's fact.
...and WE'RE ignorant!
...and WE'RE ignorant!
RE: to ignorant american
Would you care to point out the question you're answering there, Einstein?
Way to make my point for me, jackass!
Way to make my point for me, jackass!
to ignorant american
oops sorry my mistake.you were not asking if you were ignorant.you stated you are ignorant emphatically,but i do agree with you.
RE: to ignorant american
Yes, I decided to pose as IgnorantAmerican (not the name) to show that ignorant comments come from all over. Thanks again for proving my point (and glad you agree while providing more information to back me).
RE: to ignorant american
no no i'n your post you say it not your nick.again sorry for not being clearer
RE: american viewer
Im glad for people who knows ALL of them.I know many but not All.i dont think that will call me an ignorant:)
RE: american viewer
then you must not be american, because according this crap, they are the only ignorant people. lucky you
RE: american viewer
im not american.its not good to stereptype .Clever and less clever people are everywhere.I would not call them ignorant., because they dont know the capital of my country lol...
BecUSE SOmone didnt know that, doesnt mean that All are like that.
But enought with this crap:)
BecUSE SOmone didnt know that, doesnt mean that All are like that.
But enought with this crap:)
RE: american viewer
Make fun of American host you morons. If it wasn't for us you would be working the night shift in the borcsht factory for a ruble a night in lower shitsky. Bite the hand that feeds you enough and it will slap you and then leave.
RE: american viewer
Where I work, a couple from France picked up an ecosphere. It's a small fishbowl with live shrimp inside. The man picked one up, waived at me and shouted across the room..
"The fish, do they live forever?"
(I think I'll begin posting about ignorance that I come across and base it on the country the moron comes from each time I see one of these ridiculous posts!)
"The fish, do they live forever?"
(I think I'll begin posting about ignorance that I come across and base it on the country the moron comes from each time I see one of these ridiculous posts!)
RE: american viewer
A tourist from Russia came into the place I work and asked the price on an item. I said $100. She asked, "Is it on sale?" I said, "no, it's always $100." She asked what If I buy more than one, will it be cheaper?" I said, "No, they are $100 each." She asked, can I get it for less?" I said, "No, they are $100." She asked, "Can't you give a discount?" I said, "No, they are $100." She asked if I am the manager, to which I answered, "Yes." She asked if I could authorize a discount. I said, "If there were some reason for it, it's possible." So, she asked, "What is the lowest price i could offer." I said, "$100." She asked, "Would you sell it for $80 each if I buy 2 of them?" I told her, "No, I don't own the merchandise and am not the one who sets the prices. If I were to make up my own prices, I could get fired." She asked, "Can you give any discount at all?" I answered, sure if you'll guarantee to support me financially indefinitely when I get fired for it!"
At what point did this ignorant moron think the price would change? When I got to the point of giving it to her to shut her the hell up and get rid of her?
At what point did this ignorant moron think the price would change? When I got to the point of giving it to her to shut her the hell up and get rid of her?
RE: american viewer
In some countries bartering or haggling is expected and is part of the norm. Its incredible that this thread should be centered around whether Americans are ignorant or not. As in all races and creeds some will be but no more or less percentage wise I bet than the Europeans, Africans, Asians or wherever. Why can't everybody just get along :)
RE: american viewer
In those countries is it common to ask a question a dozen times when you're continually getting the same answer? Seems pretty ignorant to me.
RE: american viewer
Ever heard of persitence paying off ? Maybe like yourself there will be no compromise but I bet with others a discount will sometimes be offered. It may be inpolite but not sure it qualifies as ignorant
RE: american viewer
The ignorant part is that the person from the other country didn't know that haggling the price is not the way things are done in American stores. Everyone is ignorant about something.
RE: american viewer
U havent got the idea man: this is about different cultures. If people do it differently from the way u are used to do it, this doesnt mean they are ignorant.
U are defining ur culture as a norm. This way other cultures seem ingorant to u.
U are suffering from cultural ethnocentrism.
U are defining ur culture as a norm. This way other cultures seem ingorant to u.
U are suffering from cultural ethnocentrism.
RE: american viewer
Purely from a business point of view it is better to make a small profit on a large volume of sales than no profit at all. Unless you were sure you could sell all the items at $100 before it was possible to get another delivery.
RE: american viewer
An employee of a company cannot make that decision, because they rarely give you profit margin and rarely stock you with something you cannot sell. Replenishment is such that I could not possibly make that economical decision. If I knew our profit margin, rate of sales company-wide (300 stores) and stock levels in distribution center. Then also know where that particular product is on it's popularity curve (if it's on the down-swing and stock levels are extremely high, you've got a point, if it's upswing and we don't know how high that sales rate will go, and stock levels are low, with low production rates and high production costs, it's a different story), then I could possibly make that type of decision. However, someone managing one store, cannot possibly know that. Therefore, they don't let people make their own prices over the span of a nationwide, 300-store chain.
Beyond that, to ask anyone a question more than two or three times is just annoying and completely ignorant. Cultural differences aside, that's just stupidity. Even if haggling was common, if someone tells you the price is firm three times, you buy it if you want it, or move on. Judging by the number of bags she was carrying of chains larger than ours, in an extremely high-end (probably top 3 or 4 in country) shopping areas, she likely had struck out a dozen times before. So, has she asked the same thing a hundred times with the same answer? That's likely. If she had and is sticking to the cultural habit in her country, despite being in a country that is different....that is ignorance, defined.
Beyond that, to ask anyone a question more than two or three times is just annoying and completely ignorant. Cultural differences aside, that's just stupidity. Even if haggling was common, if someone tells you the price is firm three times, you buy it if you want it, or move on. Judging by the number of bags she was carrying of chains larger than ours, in an extremely high-end (probably top 3 or 4 in country) shopping areas, she likely had struck out a dozen times before. So, has she asked the same thing a hundred times with the same answer? That's likely. If she had and is sticking to the cultural habit in her country, despite being in a country that is different....that is ignorance, defined.
RE: volume sales
If the item cost $60 and the retailed for $100, selling two of them for $80 each would net the same profit, but cost twice as much and need twice the replenishment cost, so it's a bad decision, so it all depends...
ToEcon
still better than having them sitting there unsold,i think.that's why turnover is important to business not just nett profit.
RE: american viewer
Russian host:
what is your name?
Me:
I am C*&%$ (a word beginning with C)
Host:
Why are you crying?
Me:
I am not crying
Host:
but you said you're crying, why are you crying?
Me:
I didn't, you asked my name and I told you.
Host:
that's really strange you're crying
Me:
I am not crying
Host:
Are you a man? why would you be crying?
Me:
*clicks "end session" and never go back to that host*
what is your name?
Me:
I am C*&%$ (a word beginning with C)
Host:
Why are you crying?
Me:
I am not crying
Host:
but you said you're crying, why are you crying?
Me:
I didn't, you asked my name and I told you.
Host:
that's really strange you're crying
Me:
I am not crying
Host:
Are you a man? why would you be crying?
Me:
*clicks "end session" and never go back to that host*
RE: to ignorant american
Yes it is, and I am sure a lot of Americans are tiring of the American-bashing by hosts. The only reason I am participating is because it keeps happening. I can't wait to post on the next thread asking why it's so slow around here! Maybe I'll point out a few of these threads.
RE: american viewer
Ignorant American, please stop talking. You are embarrassing yourself and the entire country.
RE: american viewer
I am doing what the OP (and several other hosts have recently done), but in my case I should be embarrassed? Hm, makes me wonder why you didn't post that to the OP.
RE: american viewer
Someone should give the same advice to President Bush.
That's right, I went there.
That's right, I went there.
RE: to all romanian hosts
Anne - I was going to post something but you beat me to it. Happy National Day to all my Romanian friends.
RE: to all romanian hosts
happy national day and my wish is more money from my rich western customers!
RE: to all romanian hosts
Happy national day!
You enjoy it girls! For me is not such a great day today :(
But I'll have some wine for today ;)
You enjoy it girls! For me is not such a great day today :(
But I'll have some wine for today ;)
RE: to all romanian hosts
To Anne my Romanian sweetheart and all the other charming hosts from this alluring country have a happy and joyeous National Day.
As we celebrate our holiday with fireworks I wish you all fireworks here and so much more. Greg
As we celebrate our holiday with fireworks I wish you all fireworks here and so much more. Greg
RE: to all romanian hosts
HAPPY NATIONAL DAY !! FOR ALL ROMANIAN !!!!
Feel romanian soul as in Ciprian Porumbescu 's Balad
http://www.mp3-center.org/download_mp3/Ciprian%20%20Porumbescu/Balada/8582613
For all who like to feel how romanian are!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMANIA !!!!
Feel romanian soul as in Ciprian Porumbescu 's Balad
http://www.mp3-center.org/download_mp3/Ciprian%20%20Porumbescu/Balada/8582613
For all who like to feel how romanian are!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMANIA !!!!
RE: to all romanian hosts
Dear,
I don't have any movie about roumanian revolution but i can tell you how i felt in those days. I felt how a black curtain gone away and never come back.
I will give you now another link whith another representative romanian composer who "talking" about romanian soul
The composer is: George Enescu::
http://www.mp3fusion.net/mp3_download/6392967/George__Enescu_Rapsodia__Romana_1_mp3.html
Close the eyes while you will listen kind of music and feel in that way how really romanian soul is and how romanian are:
friendly, warm, open heart, altruistic love,spontaneous,inventive, spiritual.
I don't have any movie about roumanian revolution but i can tell you how i felt in those days. I felt how a black curtain gone away and never come back.
I will give you now another link whith another representative romanian composer who "talking" about romanian soul
The composer is: George Enescu::
http://www.mp3fusion.net/mp3_download/6392967/George__Enescu_Rapsodia__Romana_1_mp3.html
Close the eyes while you will listen kind of music and feel in that way how really romanian soul is and how romanian are:
friendly, warm, open heart, altruistic love,spontaneous,inventive, spiritual.
RE: to all romanian hosts
I wish all Romanian hosts a blessed day and future! Enjoy your wonderfully beautiful country and culture!
RE: to all romanian hosts
im not a romanian--but would like to take this opporunity too--to wish all you from romanian (host and members) a national romania national day and celebrate it with pride for your country and many more years to come-- "Happy National Day"
RE: official Winter
how depressing dark by 4pm? cold, snow till april? no wonder alcoholism rates are sky high in the northern latitudes. move to brasil!
RE: Hi for all
if i could see the new pics i would tell ya if i like em..but i cant..so i wont
RE: Hi for all
They're not great.. could even say bad, for instant action.. And it's the latest pics that look decent, the others are crappy quality, must be the cam..
And the last pics.. the idea is not great, and you're not giving any clue about what you will do in your show, plus, you're mentioning in your profile you like to chat...
Well, that's about it.. :) good luck.. you're cute, use your imagination ;)
And the last pics.. the idea is not great, and you're not giving any clue about what you will do in your show, plus, you're mentioning in your profile you like to chat...
Well, that's about it.. :) good luck.. you're cute, use your imagination ;)
Shimmer
She calls me from the cold
Just when I was low, feeling short of stable
And all that she intends
And all she keeps inside, isn't on the label
She says she's ashamed
And can she take me for awhile
And can I be a friend, we'll forget the past
But maybe I'm not able
And I break at the bend
We're here and now, but will we ever be again
'Cause I have found
All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade
Away again
She dreams a champagne dream
Strawberry surprise, pink linen and white paper
Lavender and cream
Fields of butterflies, reality escapes her
She says that love is for fools that fall behind
And I'm somewhere in between
I never really know
A killer from a savior
'Til I break at the bend
We're here and now, but will we ever be again
'Cause I have found
All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade
Away again
It's too far away for me to hold
It's too far away
Guess I'll let it go
Just when I was low, feeling short of stable
And all that she intends
And all she keeps inside, isn't on the label
She says she's ashamed
And can she take me for awhile
And can I be a friend, we'll forget the past
But maybe I'm not able
And I break at the bend
We're here and now, but will we ever be again
'Cause I have found
All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade
Away again
She dreams a champagne dream
Strawberry surprise, pink linen and white paper
Lavender and cream
Fields of butterflies, reality escapes her
She says that love is for fools that fall behind
And I'm somewhere in between
I never really know
A killer from a savior
'Til I break at the bend
We're here and now, but will we ever be again
'Cause I have found
All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade
Away again
It's too far away for me to hold
It's too far away
Guess I'll let it go
Beer convention
At a world brewers convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing
organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day ' s conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In ' Strylya, we make the
best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein
Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke
with ice and lemon. Tanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their
faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness,
Pat?"
Paddy replies: "Well, if you fookin ' pansies aren ' t drinkin ' , then neither
am I."
organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day ' s conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In ' Strylya, we make the
best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein
Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke
with ice and lemon. Tanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their
faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness,
Pat?"
Paddy replies: "Well, if you fookin ' pansies aren ' t drinkin ' , then neither
am I."
RE: Beer convention
maybe Trig but, if in London, try a pint of Black Sheep at The Harp, Beauchamp Place, W.C.2.
For anybody interested, you may find me there Monday to Friday, from 12.30pm-1.10pm. :)
For anybody interested, you may find me there Monday to Friday, from 12.30pm-1.10pm. :)
RE: Beer convention
how will they recognise you ??? will you be the one wanking in the corner ????
Does it get any easier?
Does it get any easier to move on over the passing of a parent?
At times I feel almost as though I'm ok and have accepted and gotten over the loss of my dad and now that it's almost two years since he passed away I don't know how I'm coping apart from denying it to the world that I'm not ok.
Maybe that's why I come here to talk to certain ladies and develop friendships to block it all out?
Does it get any easier?
At times I feel almost as though I'm ok and have accepted and gotten over the loss of my dad and now that it's almost two years since he passed away I don't know how I'm coping apart from denying it to the world that I'm not ok.
Maybe that's why I come here to talk to certain ladies and develop friendships to block it all out?
Does it get any easier?
RE: Does it get any easier?
thanks... i guess you're right.
even though my dad wasn't a very healthy guy I never thought he'd die at such a young age. He was only 44. I never thought he'd die in such a undignified way, I never imagined that I'd be by his side when he died.
thank you, sorry for posting such a thing on here.
even though my dad wasn't a very healthy guy I never thought he'd die at such a young age. He was only 44. I never thought he'd die in such a undignified way, I never imagined that I'd be by his side when he died.
thank you, sorry for posting such a thing on here.
RE: Does it get any easier?
Sorry but how do you mean undignified? Like Elvis on the throne?
:-(((
:-(((
RE: Does it get any easier?
its been 11 yrs since my dad killed himself and i was only 15 at the time...trying to block it out doesnt help...believe me i know...talk to family about it and it may become easier on u...good luck
RE: Does it get any easier?
My mother and younger daughter have gone now. I think of them every day and I want to. Always be some mealoncholy I guess but the sharp pain only comes once in a while, then I find a quiet place to think of them both.
RE: Does it get any easier?
i thought i replied to this but apparently the message didnt go through...
my dad died in a hospital bed. for two or so days before his actual passing his state of mind was more or less comatose/vegatative and he would have fits couching and spasms partly to try and get rid of the mucus and the uncomfortable feeling of having a breathing tube down his throat as and possibly due to areas of his brain shutting down.
He was like this because of an aterial bleed in his head, which lead to blood gathering around his brain.
My mum, brother, two of my uncles as well as various other visits from family and friends and myself waited by his bedside for hours and hours.
I asked for a moment alone with my dad so I could say all the things I should have said while he was still alive... one of my uncles came in before I could say everything because he wondered if I was ok.
On the night of his passing away we were all in the room, it had passed 5am or so and we were all exhausted, most of us fell asleep including myself.
A few moments later I was awoken by my mothers shouting and yelling. My dad had just had another fit only this time blood ejected from his mouth, nose and ears.
He was only 44. There was so much I had yet to tell him, yet to share with him and experience with my dad, I had so much to learn from him and now I will never have the opportunity. For that, I will never forgive myself. For not being a better son, for not behaving like I should have, for not achieving what I am capable of and for falling asleep when my dad needed me the most.
I sometimes wonder what he would say to me if he could see me... I'd imagine he'd be ashamed of my failures, of my running away and escaping by using this porn site, by using so much money here that he and my mum worked so hard for, for still not being able to push myself to my capabilities.
More then anything I need someone to talk to and just go through it all but I am the type of person who keeps a strong appearance because I don't want those around me to think I'm not ok and therefore worry about me. If I talked to my mum she would only go back to the way she used to be and I don't want that, I don't want to cause her any more pain. My brother... I don't know about him, he is like me kind of, I worry about him because I haven't seen much emotion from him and he is as stubborn as me I guess.
It's strange now that I think about it. My grandfather died several years ago and then a year later in the winter months my great grandmother died as well. Now, my dad died almost two years ago and yet again just over a year later my grandmother died.
I'm sorry for posting such things on this site, I know it's not something you would want to read about in a place like this. Thank you all though for your replies and wishes.
J
my dad died in a hospital bed. for two or so days before his actual passing his state of mind was more or less comatose/vegatative and he would have fits couching and spasms partly to try and get rid of the mucus and the uncomfortable feeling of having a breathing tube down his throat as and possibly due to areas of his brain shutting down.
He was like this because of an aterial bleed in his head, which lead to blood gathering around his brain.
My mum, brother, two of my uncles as well as various other visits from family and friends and myself waited by his bedside for hours and hours.
I asked for a moment alone with my dad so I could say all the things I should have said while he was still alive... one of my uncles came in before I could say everything because he wondered if I was ok.
On the night of his passing away we were all in the room, it had passed 5am or so and we were all exhausted, most of us fell asleep including myself.
A few moments later I was awoken by my mothers shouting and yelling. My dad had just had another fit only this time blood ejected from his mouth, nose and ears.
He was only 44. There was so much I had yet to tell him, yet to share with him and experience with my dad, I had so much to learn from him and now I will never have the opportunity. For that, I will never forgive myself. For not being a better son, for not behaving like I should have, for not achieving what I am capable of and for falling asleep when my dad needed me the most.
I sometimes wonder what he would say to me if he could see me... I'd imagine he'd be ashamed of my failures, of my running away and escaping by using this porn site, by using so much money here that he and my mum worked so hard for, for still not being able to push myself to my capabilities.
More then anything I need someone to talk to and just go through it all but I am the type of person who keeps a strong appearance because I don't want those around me to think I'm not ok and therefore worry about me. If I talked to my mum she would only go back to the way she used to be and I don't want that, I don't want to cause her any more pain. My brother... I don't know about him, he is like me kind of, I worry about him because I haven't seen much emotion from him and he is as stubborn as me I guess.
It's strange now that I think about it. My grandfather died several years ago and then a year later in the winter months my great grandmother died as well. Now, my dad died almost two years ago and yet again just over a year later my grandmother died.
I'm sorry for posting such things on this site, I know it's not something you would want to read about in a place like this. Thank you all though for your replies and wishes.
J
RE: Does it get any easier?
I have not lost a parent yet but I am sure when it does happen it will be hard.
I just wanted to reply that I think you are wrong that your father would be ashamed of you. I am sure he was immensely proud to have you as a son. Maybe he did want you to achieve more but that is just a natural desire for most parents.Above all else his main concern would be that you were happy.
Asleep or awake you were there for your dad and that is really all that matters.
I'm sure with time it will get easier.
I just wanted to reply that I think you are wrong that your father would be ashamed of you. I am sure he was immensely proud to have you as a son. Maybe he did want you to achieve more but that is just a natural desire for most parents.Above all else his main concern would be that you were happy.
Asleep or awake you were there for your dad and that is really all that matters.
I'm sure with time it will get easier.
RE: Does it get any easier?
thank you, perhaps you're right, but even so I have to get my life back on track.
thanks again, it means a lot
thanks again, it means a lot
to SomFS
the greatest thing about parents is they are never ashamed of us only disappointed in choices & things we do perhaps.so your father would not be ashamed of you now just disappointed that you are regretting what can't be changed instead of learning from it using it for your future,which is what your father would want you to concentrate on.look forward not back.i lost my father similarly,in that i was by his bed when he passed away.he had an incurable disease so i watched him slowly wither & die before my eyes from the age of 7.he was only 51 when he finally passed away.there are things i did not say to him thinking there is always tomorrow but now the things i wanted to say to him i try to use & live in my life.at first my family all suffered in our own separate ways until one day,about 3 months after,my youngest sister started talking about her thoughts & feelings.it was amazing seeing her courage & strength & it made us open up to each other,which was like having a great burden lifted knowing we were not alone.to this day sounds,events many things remind me of dad,mostly its happy but if i ever feel low i know i have people to turn to.your family is your strength & you are your families strength.good luck
RE: to SomFS
hmm again im sure i replied to this already... stupid forums...
thank you all for your words and well wishes, it means a lot to me, thank you.
thank you all for your words and well wishes, it means a lot to me, thank you.
Critic Today
well hello all who cares, well it seems some of the viewers here got there wish and file enough complaints to cc, so today this is my last critic view on here and for me also to be on this site. As I sit here thinking, well since this is my last one should I let it all out or should I get mad and tell you all off or should I just move on.
Well first i want to thank the ones that enjoy the views from the critic bug and I have decided to move on. I wasnt here to hurt anybody personal feeelings, but it seems I did, but you people here was missing the point of view-that was--it was humor, wonder, time savers, hints and yes everyday sense and trying to make you all better citizens in your country. I do not leave with any hard feelings, thats not my nature of feelings, I do not leave with any jealously toward anyone or anybody. So today topic I criticize is about eggs. Yes eggs I know your thinking what is this person talking about how can you criticize eggs. I was told did you know how to tell if an egg is fresh, answer was just place egg in a glass cup of water, if it floats it is not good. Well that sure makes sense, so if it doesnt float go ahead and eat the egg raw. I was told also you can tell is you mark the eggs with a date on the box before putting them away. Ah ha, now that makes better sense, so if my wife as which she does uses the same box everytime she goes to the hen house, and forgets to date the box, Im in trouble, well maybe not, I get a glass of water and see if it floats. Hmmm-I can go on and on about this one, but I want, it seems now I lost your interest in eggs. But stop and think about this now,, are people like eggs. Well room, if you ever get a chance to visit a comic relief show in your or near your town, drop in and look me up if im on the billboard and we will have a beer together and just chat and have a good ole time. If you cant make it, just want to say I wish you all the best and luck throughout your future and always remember laughter is the best medicine for your heart and they say eat right and laugh a few times a day. Also remember critics are everywhere watching and listening to you not only here at cc, but out in the world.
Ok- i got to go now to put this into print:
P.S. : the comments and views no not represent cc views or endorsed by them and I do not respond to any individual or group, so if you see something else here in forum where other people are typing its not me, and I only type in 2 messages in forum, that is the today critic view and the critic reaction, which I must say this time I will not type back my critic reation, it seems others here will do that for me. God Bless You All
Chow Forum
Well first i want to thank the ones that enjoy the views from the critic bug and I have decided to move on. I wasnt here to hurt anybody personal feeelings, but it seems I did, but you people here was missing the point of view-that was--it was humor, wonder, time savers, hints and yes everyday sense and trying to make you all better citizens in your country. I do not leave with any hard feelings, thats not my nature of feelings, I do not leave with any jealously toward anyone or anybody. So today topic I criticize is about eggs. Yes eggs I know your thinking what is this person talking about how can you criticize eggs. I was told did you know how to tell if an egg is fresh, answer was just place egg in a glass cup of water, if it floats it is not good. Well that sure makes sense, so if it doesnt float go ahead and eat the egg raw. I was told also you can tell is you mark the eggs with a date on the box before putting them away. Ah ha, now that makes better sense, so if my wife as which she does uses the same box everytime she goes to the hen house, and forgets to date the box, Im in trouble, well maybe not, I get a glass of water and see if it floats. Hmmm-I can go on and on about this one, but I want, it seems now I lost your interest in eggs. But stop and think about this now,, are people like eggs. Well room, if you ever get a chance to visit a comic relief show in your or near your town, drop in and look me up if im on the billboard and we will have a beer together and just chat and have a good ole time. If you cant make it, just want to say I wish you all the best and luck throughout your future and always remember laughter is the best medicine for your heart and they say eat right and laugh a few times a day. Also remember critics are everywhere watching and listening to you not only here at cc, but out in the world.
Ok- i got to go now to put this into print:
P.S. : the comments and views no not represent cc views or endorsed by them and I do not respond to any individual or group, so if you see something else here in forum where other people are typing its not me, and I only type in 2 messages in forum, that is the today critic view and the critic reaction, which I must say this time I will not type back my critic reation, it seems others here will do that for me. God Bless You All
Chow Forum
RE: Critic Today
dude, you shouldn't let the petty whinings of a few people here scare you away ... if you have something to say just say it. On the other hand, if this purile diatribe about eggs is the best you have, then maybe it is better that you crawl back to the pond you evolved from and leave the forums to your superiors.
RE: Critic Today
Take care Critic Bug.
I will not say i was a fan of your text (in fact i just read your texts today lol)... but crazy to see the censure of people here. Its general forum, to talk about everything and nothing. If the guy want to talk about eggs, why not? Im sure some did not know the tricks about eggs lol.
Its really sad that censure, to try to stop people to talk. He was not shouting like crazy with CAPS, their was no insults i think (i did not see any), it was not a selfish forum that can be in personal forum, it was not a "spammer" in forum too... it was simply opinions. And what is the most painful to see for me is its not governements who was trying to put him to silent, it was normal people.
Open your mind guys, and if you dont like what somebody write... tell a "smart" opinion, without insulting, or be silent and let things be.
"Give peace a chance" (John Lenon and Yoko Ono)
I will not say i was a fan of your text (in fact i just read your texts today lol)... but crazy to see the censure of people here. Its general forum, to talk about everything and nothing. If the guy want to talk about eggs, why not? Im sure some did not know the tricks about eggs lol.
Its really sad that censure, to try to stop people to talk. He was not shouting like crazy with CAPS, their was no insults i think (i did not see any), it was not a selfish forum that can be in personal forum, it was not a "spammer" in forum too... it was simply opinions. And what is the most painful to see for me is its not governements who was trying to put him to silent, it was normal people.
Open your mind guys, and if you dont like what somebody write... tell a "smart" opinion, without insulting, or be silent and let things be.
"Give peace a chance" (John Lenon and Yoko Ono)
RE: Critic Today
I agree with you entirely MasterDevil. I am also not a fan of Critic Bugs posts but all his / her posts are clearly labelled with his / her name so if people don't like them they can easily pass on reading them.
Complaining to cc if true is really rather pathetic.
Anonymous if you think that was an insult you have obviously lived a very sheltered life :P
Complaining to cc if true is really rather pathetic.
Anonymous if you think that was an insult you have obviously lived a very sheltered life :P
RE: Critic Today
I have yet to be able to fathom out whether there really is any humour in your posts, they are so incoherent.
You need to understand that the style of comic delivery that can work in live stand up fails miserably when transferred directly to the written word.
You need to understand that the style of comic delivery that can work in live stand up fails miserably when transferred directly to the written word.
RE: Critic Today
People complained? I'm amazed! Whatever happened to free speech here? Well, be lucky...
Kids!:-))
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and
make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and
make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
A bad day:-))
While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing? "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
Primitve man
Primitive Man
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Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel.
One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a
dead mastodon to the food preparation area. It was exhausting
work; the guys were getting tired just WATCHING.
Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders, and
they had an idea: They could sit on the boulders and watch!
This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately
led to television.
==============
Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel.
One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a
dead mastodon to the food preparation area. It was exhausting
work; the guys were getting tired just WATCHING.
Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders, and
they had an idea: They could sit on the boulders and watch!
This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately
led to television.