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RE: WHAT IS JEALOUSY????????????????????
in a relationship jealousy is when you dont trust or respect your partner.
RE: WHAT IS JEALOUSY????????????????????
how can somebody steal them from you if they love you?its because they feel that you don't respect or trust them. no matter how much somebody wants your partner they can not"steal"them unless your partner lets them. this is usually because they have doubts & where do doubts come from?
to host
good post & though i don't necessarily agree with all you say i understand what you mean.try not to let the hurt you have experienced have a negative effect on your future.learn from it & think that if you carry negative thoughts & jealousies into a relationship it can become a self-fulfilling prophecy.good luck & take care
to daniella
jealousy means you do not trust or respect your partner to do the right thing.it means you think the worst not the best in a situation.jealousy is not normal or natural in my relationships but i can not talk for yours.if you trust & respect your partner you feel no need for jealousy.its why its one of the seven deadly sins you imagine things that do not exist.jealousy lives in the dark recesses of our mind & works on possibilities not actualities.you are entitled to your opinion it just so happens i do not agree with you.take care
to daniella
you love & care for your partner so much that you don't trust him with another girl? sorry but that is hard for me to justify but as i said everyone is entitled to their opinions :--))
RE: to host
thanks for the relationship advice tisme, im sure you have helpd many couples on this site with your relationship advice. Have you ever thought of starting a a telephone hotline? or maybe CC could start a separate "Tisme Forum" ?
ro masterg
just proving my earlier post again i see.its called a discussion.a frank & open exchange of views.something you would not be able to comprehend.pity your aspirations exceed your inspiration :--))
R- 2 Gortensia
Wow, that is not just Russian philosophy speaking, that is world philosophy, Jealousy is one of the 7 deadly sins, ( Envy) being a form of jealous, competition is another form of jealous, wanting to be better than the nexy athlete, face it jealous in all its myriad faces if part of human beings, controled it makes people a better, uncontrolled it becomes the stereotypical green eyed monster that not only destroys the person caring it but also the person it is directed at......
RE: what type of men do u like?
Monikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (K)(K)(K) no its not me hon ... im old :(
RE: what type of men do u like?
The one that is smart enough to be able and cary any type of conversation with me, the one who is cute enough to make me want to take care of him, the one who is wise enough to take care of me and appreciate me and last, but not least, the one who is a great lover and satisfies my kinky side :P
Yes baby, I am talking about you :)) (yeah, I can say I find that man :P)
Yes baby, I am talking about you :)) (yeah, I can say I find that man :P)
russian girls
dont get me wrong--but i love russian women and think they are beautiful,, but this one little girl in here is beginnning to make me sick about her comments about usa---her name is gortensia--everyehere you turn around in here in this forum--you see some stupid remark about us---im so glad and i thank god there are several other russian women over there that has a better mind--she makes no freaking sense
RE: russian girls
I have long-advocated an "ignore" button on these forums. I won't go so far as to name a host in particular that has made me think it's necesary, but I "get ya."
RE: russian girls
You already have an ignore button. It's called a mouse. Just don't click any of her messages.
RE: russian girls
Oh, how sensitive you are! Where's mommy? go and tell her how rude can Gorty be.. ok?
Oh, for fuck's sake, did anyone make you read her posts? It's her opinion, and she asumes her responsabilities unlike some sorry ass that doesn't even post his nickname ( want mine?).
So leave the girl alone. I know she doesn't even need me to defend her, but it so pisses me to see asses like you and the morons that agree with you, insulting her.
Oh, for fuck's sake, did anyone make you read her posts? It's her opinion, and she asumes her responsabilities unlike some sorry ass that doesn't even post his nickname ( want mine?).
So leave the girl alone. I know she doesn't even need me to defend her, but it so pisses me to see asses like you and the morons that agree with you, insulting her.
to masterg
oh how foolish you are.making judgements from your throne of ignorance.in your case you should of heeded the old saying"better to let the whole world think you an idiot than to open your mouth & remove all doubt"
RE: to masterg
then tisme(sycophant) follow your own advice and stop making judgements or has doubt already been removed so you got nothing to lose?
to gortensia
thanks gorty :--)) masterg appears to be one of these posters who tries to upset/outwit others but as he will find out its hard to do when he goes into a battle of wits with a battleship mouth & a tugboat brain
RE: to gortensia
does your ass kissing have any limits? gort's ass is covreed with your lipstick!
RE: to gortensia
hmmm i dont think they will post my full response ...but suffice it to say, i thought that leather skirt was a belt.
RE: to gortensia
Oh yes, now you wear a skirt , but when I am around it is trousers only! , now I am jealous! Do I have to wear lipstick too to kiss your ass and get you into a skirt? Sits in my corner stony faced
RE: to gortensia
blleeelecchh:( that's bring a disturbing visual to mind. That humidor must be pretty rancid smeling by now.
RE: to masterg
Best just to ignore america's (that's the poster not the country) sycophant lapdog Gortensia :P
RE: to INYF
lol No Gortensia :) I called masterg the sycophant lapdog and told you that it is best just to ignore him.
RE: to INYF
actually i have no opinion on america's initial post..i dont know gortensia. i was responding to tisme and your ass kissing behavior (non sexual in nature)
RE: sycophant =tisme
considering we are all on computers in our homes or businesses i guess we are all in glass houses
RE: sycophant =tisme
its not the agreement with someone's point of view, its the obsequious responses, the fawning...by many out here...like a bunch of inverterbrates...where are the backbones?
RE: sycophant =tisme
do you have anyting to say other than to rip tisme and post even more than he does. speakikng of which define sycophant for everyone smart boy
RE: sycophant =tisme
no, for my 24 hours of fun i only ripped tisme, it swas the equivalent of a verbal 24 hour wedgie.
as for the definition of sycophant, im sure you have a dictionary and a little hint you will find tisme's photo under the dictionary definition
as for the definition of sycophant, im sure you have a dictionary and a little hint you will find tisme's photo under the dictionary definition
RE: sycophant =tisme
way way over 24 hours between posts masterg.one more to add to your litany of erroneous statements.for a fine example of scophancy read masterg's post after lurkers 26 nov 2006.also a good example of his fabrications.BTW masterg you may have thought you have"ripped"me but all you did is use your scattergun approach & spray insults that a 10 year old would be embarassed to say.insults from people like you have no effect on me.it does however show me that you have little self esteem. :--))
RE: to Psy
nice ass kissing tissue boy, keep it up and maybe the women here will treat you special "oh, he's so nice"...baaarrffff
RE: to Psy
If I'll say now that you're an ass and I'll kiss on the cheek, virtually, tisme, that will mean.. I'm kissing his ass? Just wondering..
RE: russian girls
I also agree with Psy. If that also me the forum lapdog then all I have too say is woof woof :P
RE: to INYF
to use one of your phrases "you prove my point" about u being a syncophant forum lapdog.
RE: to INYF
hmmm if i am the aforementioned"lapdog"why am i not on your lap licking away.you are such a font of wisdom it would seem prudent of me to be yours.now i wait for your clauses,excuses to justify your obviously outlandish,erroneous statement. by the way i saw you behind me when i showered for work this morning :--))
RE: to INYF
by the way that previous post of mine was to masterg not INYF,my bad:--)) could not sit on INYF's lap even if i am a dog,way to many fleas for me :--))
RE: russian girls
Not again..........LOL........Thought we got through this long ago!
Vera is not anti-American, but many of her quotes have been taken out of context...Her English has impoved quite a bit I might add!
Vera is not anti-American, but many of her quotes have been taken out of context...Her English has impoved quite a bit I might add!
RE: russian girls
You know I find this post interesting because I was once one of Vera's critics. However, the longer I stayed around to read her posts in the forum, the more I came to admire her curiosity and her questions on yes, a great variety of subjects. I see nothing wrong with asking questions, after all, it's how we all learn about things in life. I (personally) don't believe that Vera is a so called "drama queen." Does she have to struggle with her English at times in order to be understood, yes she does, but over the course of time she has become more understandable, and I expect her to improve her language skills which she is always doing. I have come to believe that Vera is an interesting and intelligent person, and I stand by that! I don't see her with having "so called problems," but that's only because I finally took the time to read what she says, sometimes in depth, and sometimes reading her posts more than just one time.
Yes I'm a fan of her's, however I have never been into her personal chatroom. Just my opinion, but I think she is largely misunderstood, and I don't believe she posts in here just to get attention. Yes, we're all entitled to our own opinions in here, and Vera is just very opinionated and very curious, and there is nothing wrong with that. As has been said earlier, anyone has the option to read a post, or to not read a post as to their own personal preference. We all have choices and options............
Yes I'm a fan of her's, however I have never been into her personal chatroom. Just my opinion, but I think she is largely misunderstood, and I don't believe she posts in here just to get attention. Yes, we're all entitled to our own opinions in here, and Vera is just very opinionated and very curious, and there is nothing wrong with that. As has been said earlier, anyone has the option to read a post, or to not read a post as to their own personal preference. We all have choices and options............
RE: russian girls
With all due respect 'allyouwant,' Vera has come a long way in the forum since a year ago, when for instance, it was very difficult to read any of her posts, posted in English. As an American, I can tell you that I have personally known several Russian immigrants who are now US citizens. They have all told me that while their English skills are still improving, they all have a problem of 'thinking in English,' or shall I say "thinking as an American" using the English language, and of course still being native Russian. I've seen their struggle first hand in adapting to becoming Americans in a brand new society that requires them to 'think differently' perhaps for the first time in their lives as they adjust to living in a new country, and it's not easy.
Just a quick example; I know one guy from Russia who is currently a medical student, and wants very much to be a medical doctor. He has now lived for 10 yrs in the US, and is doing very well in his studies by the way. But, he still struggles with the English language, as he, has had to learn to 'think like an American student'. It's interesting to me, to see many of his notes on his classes are wrttten in Russian, and then he somehow translates them back to his "own kind of understanding', in English..........All I can say to this is, 'whatever works best for him' to pass his courses, is absolutely acceptable!
Vera is young, in her twenties, and obviously wanting to learn about anything and eveything that interests her. I say "cut her some slack," "give her some space," and allow her to to just be herself......
Just a quick example; I know one guy from Russia who is currently a medical student, and wants very much to be a medical doctor. He has now lived for 10 yrs in the US, and is doing very well in his studies by the way. But, he still struggles with the English language, as he, has had to learn to 'think like an American student'. It's interesting to me, to see many of his notes on his classes are wrttten in Russian, and then he somehow translates them back to his "own kind of understanding', in English..........All I can say to this is, 'whatever works best for him' to pass his courses, is absolutely acceptable!
Vera is young, in her twenties, and obviously wanting to learn about anything and eveything that interests her. I say "cut her some slack," "give her some space," and allow her to to just be herself......
RE: russian girls
Thanks for your reply 'allyouwant.' I must honestly tell you that I am just seeing Vera in a different perspective than perhaps you are seeing her. Sticking to the subject on "her behavior" I (personally) have never experienced any rude behavior or out-right rude manners from her. Please keep in mind that I have never seen her in pvt.chat, just in commchat, and on occasion to read some of her posts in the forum. So far, as to those two entities are concerned, I've just not experienced rude behavior coming from her. Now, since I've never been to see her in pvt., I cannot, nor will not speak for others who have seen her in private. What I will do for 'what it's worth' is to watch for any of her future postings, and just see (in my own opinion) if she is showing 'outlandish behavior?' I am not always here to read the forums and I do not read everything that is posted in the forums. If I may use the expression, "Fair and Balanced" with no pun intended, is how I (personally) like to see all people treated, without 'favoritism.' Keeping that in mind, I will look forward to future postings. :))
RE: russian girls
Hi 'allyouwant,' the only reason I'm staying up late is that I've got a ton of paperwork to work on after the Thanksgiving Holiday. Every time I take a break, I come back to the CC's forum, to see what's new..lol..I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage since "Literature" of just about any kind is not my long suit. That said, I just don't believe in what I call "beating a dead horse." In other words, the subject matter on 'Gortensia,' and her 'Attitude' has been posted in the forum, way too often for me to even count! The original poster expressed his opinion, Vera expressed her opinion, you and I have expressed opinions, and everyone else involved in this thread has expressed their's. Just my opinion mind you, but I think it's time to put this subject matter to bed. I will take a guess that if anyone is enjoying this whole thing, that person is Vera herself, and she's probably getting a good laugh at this, as well she should! So, have a good Monday, and that goes for Vera as well! :))
to america
Hmm
It's not me who start all the "stupid remarks".But they don't sign their posts with their real screennames. I hav never told that my mind is the best here so if you consider you have better mind so take a flag into your hands and drum on your neck and start to post here something wiser.I think everyone will be only glad cos it's better that empty forum.
I may just tell you're realy mistaken if you think that I don't like some ppl only on the base of their location.But I'm not going to proove you anything.As you told you like many other russian girls so I do like many other american,french,russian,english,australian, norwegian,from New Zealand, scotish,canadian,danish,belgian, irish,from wales, and from other countries guys.Every culture has it's own mentality and some features which peculiar only to it.you
Btw why are you so sensitive about some "stupid remarks"?Generally ppl get kinda sensitive if naked truth hurt their eyes.
Ok I'll go to have some rest in order you could post your wisiest remarks with so much "freaking sense"
It's not me who start all the "stupid remarks".But they don't sign their posts with their real screennames. I hav never told that my mind is the best here so if you consider you have better mind so take a flag into your hands and drum on your neck and start to post here something wiser.I think everyone will be only glad cos it's better that empty forum.
I may just tell you're realy mistaken if you think that I don't like some ppl only on the base of their location.But I'm not going to proove you anything.As you told you like many other russian girls so I do like many other american,french,russian,english,australian, norwegian,from New Zealand, scotish,canadian,danish,belgian, irish,from wales, and from other countries guys.Every culture has it's own mentality and some features which peculiar only to it.you
Btw why are you so sensitive about some "stupid remarks"?Generally ppl get kinda sensitive if naked truth hurt their eyes.
Ok I'll go to have some rest in order you could post your wisiest remarks with so much "freaking sense"
RE: to allyouwant
Gort has long been the pimple on the ass of CC. While entitled to her opinions and comments she rarely speaks in an informed or thoughtful way....generally just nonsense. Just ignore as has been suggested.
RE: to allyouwant
there was a zambian cannibal joke on the second page that was funny and it got me to thinking of putin's recent joke that was overheard a recent press conference Putin was talking about the president of israel who is being investigated for rape.. putin said: " "What a mighty man he turns out to be! He raped 10 women - I would never have expected this from him. He surprised us all - we all envy him!"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6069136.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6069136.stm
RE: to Masterg
why say "nothing personal" whne it is personal? I dont car eif its personal thats fine but dont try to CYA (cover your ass) and say its not personal when it is. I havent posted here except off and on and dont know any poster here so there is no kissing ass invloved....though when bored i do read these posts for a laugh..im one of the silent ones here who got bored today and ecided to post after seeing one too many lapdog posts by some guy kissing a hosts ass constanlty ....they know who they are "great post gort!" "i agree with you gort" "gort would you have my baby?" "gort could i clean your navel?" its pathetic, none of them ever disagree ever with the object of their affection. so you keep tisme firmly planted on your backside. good job gort!
RE: to Masterg
I too don't post often. Content more to get my shit and giggle on by simply reading the insipid shit some people post here.
The drama people create here, the offense taken at the slightest offhand remarks - it's insanely silly.
The drama people create here, the offense taken at the slightest offhand remarks - it's insanely silly.
RE: to Masterg
i know, i feel as if they are passing notes in school.it is quite ridiculous but today i was bored at work and thought I'd post a little today and spice things up and add to this sick brew
RE: to Masterg
If you want to disagree with someone's point say "I disagree with you because....." not "nothing personal" its wimpy and doesnt fit. if you want to cut into someone, which is what i think you were trying to do..then go ahead and do it..its a forum for god's sake but dont wimp out and say "nothing personal but you are a dickhead." I dont know about you but I'd rather be unsulted head on and with some wit and panache thrown in to boot.
about past posts if you can find more thana dozen posts from me before today in the past year then you deserve a prize.
about the ass kissers no i dont really care if he's kissing your ass, I just wanted to point it out. nothing personal but are you holding his balls for sakekeeping?
about past posts if you can find more thana dozen posts from me before today in the past year then you deserve a prize.
about the ass kissers no i dont really care if he's kissing your ass, I just wanted to point it out. nothing personal but are you holding his balls for sakekeeping?
RE: to Masterg
Hey, nothing personal agaisnt u MasterG:P but for a guy that is at work and doesnt usually posts in this forum/only reads for fun you do seem to have a great deal of time in ur hands to write more then 20 posts today. And for a guy that is as "lay back" as u pretend to be, u do seem to care a lot in fact so much that u feel the need to attack every "tisme" or "Gortensia"'s posts today. So tisme gets one point from me for not feeding the trolls and avoiding the kindergarden fight. He also gets one kiss on his right ass cheek:)
Joy... - Ass kisser and proud of it!:D
Joy... - Ass kisser and proud of it!:D
RE: to Masterg
dont worry joy, im only here for today and then you can all go back to the insipid ("lurker's description ...need to give credit where credit is due)telenovela that plays out here day after day.
Tisme gets a point? And I spent all day on the forum for the express purpose of getting points from joy!!! What a wasted day! Now that Tisme gets a point you can expect responses from him approving of your views on everythig from world peace to which feminine hygiene products you use, all with a little smiley face at the end ofhis messages :-)
Tisme gets a point? And I spent all day on the forum for the express purpose of getting points from joy!!! What a wasted day! Now that Tisme gets a point you can expect responses from him approving of your views on everythig from world peace to which feminine hygiene products you use, all with a little smiley face at the end ofhis messages :-)
to allyouwant
i respectfully disagree with you. you ,continually,claim to be learned & well read as though that makes your opinion more valid but blowing your own trumpet is a dull fanfare. it seems you have missed the readings on hypocrisy.your posts to gortensia are rife with the very things you criticise & lambast her about. so in my humble opinion maybe it is time for you to practice a little of what you preach. thanks in advance :--))
to Gortensia
Dear Gort, i really apreciate ur comments here in the forum. Ur critics didnt answer to the content of any of ur remarks!
So just stay urself! U have my support! :):):)
So just stay urself! U have my support! :):):)
RE: to Gortensia
Gort: "I understand that as we tell here "your own shirt is closer to your body" but have you been thinking that perhaps I feel the same?"
Have you ever thought of maybe washing that shirt? phewwww!
Have you ever thought of maybe washing that shirt? phewwww!
RE: to Gortensia
its me again--the one that started this---after reading all of this crap in
here--the only one that made any sense to me was the one from all you want: and yes i agree with that one---so Gortensia as much as I know you dont wont anyone's forgiveness--and that is your right and you have to be judge my someone else, just like me, so I am saying I am sorry and I forgive you for opinion-i almost forgot my own religion here until you brought up your a christian--and that i am a american and that is what is so great about the USA--freedom of speach--and to CC site-if your reading this--please ignore my letter to your company about this young lady--she kinda reminds me of Jane Fonda--so let her speak her mind---maybe one day she will be famous for all her quotes in Russia.
Again Gortensia-I am sorry.
here--the only one that made any sense to me was the one from all you want: and yes i agree with that one---so Gortensia as much as I know you dont wont anyone's forgiveness--and that is your right and you have to be judge my someone else, just like me, so I am saying I am sorry and I forgive you for opinion-i almost forgot my own religion here until you brought up your a christian--and that i am a american and that is what is so great about the USA--freedom of speach--and to CC site-if your reading this--please ignore my letter to your company about this young lady--she kinda reminds me of Jane Fonda--so let her speak her mind---maybe one day she will be famous for all her quotes in Russia.
Again Gortensia-I am sorry.
RE: russian girls
thump your chest somewhere else and stop stirring the pot - don't you know silence is better in this case?
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>When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent>
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
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Best of luck,
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/ Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
RE: bored in here
A man and a woman were getting married the very next day. During their final hours together before the ceremony, the man told the woman "Darling, I love you very much but you must promise me ONE thing." She replied "Anything, dearest...." He then said "You must promise to NEVER look in my upper right hand dresser drawer." She found that a strange request but said "For you, I make that promise."
The marriage was a beautiful ceremony and they quickly settled into a lovely life together. Years went by, and she faithfully kept her promise to never look in his upper right hand dresser drawer. Finally, however, after 10 years of wedded bliss, one day she couldn't control herself any longer and opened it...to find a pack of condoms, $12,000 in cash, and two golf balls. Why, she wondered, would her love want to keep THESE things a secret from her...?
That night, when he returned from work, she told him that she had broken her promise but quickly added, "Darling, why keep these things secret from me..??" He was shocked and embarrassed and sheepishly told her "Baby, I have a confession. Every time I've been unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in that upper right hand dresser drawer."
Now it was her turn to be shocked! Her darling husband had been unfaithful.......but then she thought, "Well, he's been a good husband, a great lover, and a wonderful dad, and there ARE only two golf balls" so she said.."I forgive you, darling..." but then added "That's explains the condoms and the golf balls....but what about the $12,000..??"
He quickly replied .."That's easy....every time I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them!!!!!"
The marriage was a beautiful ceremony and they quickly settled into a lovely life together. Years went by, and she faithfully kept her promise to never look in his upper right hand dresser drawer. Finally, however, after 10 years of wedded bliss, one day she couldn't control herself any longer and opened it...to find a pack of condoms, $12,000 in cash, and two golf balls. Why, she wondered, would her love want to keep THESE things a secret from her...?
That night, when he returned from work, she told him that she had broken her promise but quickly added, "Darling, why keep these things secret from me..??" He was shocked and embarrassed and sheepishly told her "Baby, I have a confession. Every time I've been unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in that upper right hand dresser drawer."
Now it was her turn to be shocked! Her darling husband had been unfaithful.......but then she thought, "Well, he's been a good husband, a great lover, and a wonderful dad, and there ARE only two golf balls" so she said.."I forgive you, darling..." but then added "That's explains the condoms and the golf balls....but what about the $12,000..??"
He quickly replied .."That's easy....every time I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them!!!!!"
CRAZIEST DREAM
What is your craziest dream?:) Mine is to become a man for one day and to have fun....lol
RE: CRAZIEST DREAM
oh my mariya--I dont know you but i seen your beautiful pictures and if a man look like you do for a day-there would be a lotta men having fun with you, -okie dokie my craziest dream would be i was still in my mother womb and not out yet and missing all the fun that is happening today.
RE: CRAZIEST DREAM
to be a woman for two days
i wouldnt leave the bed
well i might spend a few hours in the shower and bath also
i wouldnt leave the bed
well i might spend a few hours in the shower and bath also
RE: CRAZIEST DREAM
My craziest dream is to get into BeautyMariya's bed and make mad passionate love to her.
But knowing my luck it will be on the same day her dream comes true and she'll be a man :(
But knowing my luck it will be on the same day her dream comes true and she'll be a man :(
RE: CRAZIEST DREAM
what you talking about ImNotYourFriend--damn that would be a day i am a man--to hang out with her and have fun--damn my craziest dream would be i be gay and have passionate anal sex with her--im glad that was for only 1 day--and than she turn back into a woman and my dream continues on to the next day with her
RE:question
I think its so hard because our Ego is so huge in us:) and every human does not like to be wrong....
RE: question
its really not..u open ur mouth...and words come out....unless of course u cant talk..then i agree with u anne...it is fuckin hard to say it
RE: question
If you have done something wrong and are truly and sincerely sorry for what you have done, then saying i'm sorry is easy. you just feel so compelled to say it. it consumes your thoughts and your heart just wants to blurt it out you when you open your mouth because you know the pain you have caused others and seen it in their eyes. you want them to know you regret what you have done, you want to take away their pain and try to repair any damage done to the relationship because of it.
The only time saying I'm sorry is difficult is if....
A) you are more concerned about your silly pride than about the people you hurt or wronged
B) you really are not truly sorry or do not regret what you did and are simply choosing to say i'm sorry in the hopes that the other person will just feel better and you won't have to deal with the situation anymore
C) u do not feel sorry or regret what you did but you lost priviledges, the ability to do things or access to other things you want because of what u did and are just choosing to say i'm sorry because u want those things again..
The only time saying I'm sorry is difficult is if....
A) you are more concerned about your silly pride than about the people you hurt or wronged
B) you really are not truly sorry or do not regret what you did and are simply choosing to say i'm sorry in the hopes that the other person will just feel better and you won't have to deal with the situation anymore
C) u do not feel sorry or regret what you did but you lost priviledges, the ability to do things or access to other things you want because of what u did and are just choosing to say i'm sorry because u want those things again..
RE: question
Because human nature is to try to explain or justify what you did wrong. It's just difficult to make a criticism of oneself, and saying I am sorry means accepting we've done wrong. It is somehow less painful to tell someone the justification in your mind, than to actually accept it was wrong and apologize for it. If we say nothing, it's because we cannot think of an acceptable justification.
RE: question
I'm sorry Anne but I miss you sweety...muahhhh
seriously sometimes maybe we are embarrassed that we were wrong.
seriously sometimes maybe we are embarrassed that we were wrong.
RE: question
its not hard to say im sorry anne sweety-its only 2 words to say
IM SORRY-- so easy--but all kidding aside--it was hard for my dad to say im sorry too in his life-but he came around finally and said it--it just take some people longer,,,i quess they dont think at the time, and how much it hurts a person until they wake up. So anne I hope the person comes around and saids there sorry to you, because you are a wonderful lady. Stay cool
IM SORRY-- so easy--but all kidding aside--it was hard for my dad to say im sorry too in his life-but he came around finally and said it--it just take some people longer,,,i quess they dont think at the time, and how much it hurts a person until they wake up. So anne I hope the person comes around and saids there sorry to you, because you are a wonderful lady. Stay cool
RE: question
in friendship ultimately its not about right or wrong.its not a game to score points for being right.its learning & growing about yourself & each other.saying sorry is part of that growing process.mostly in friendships the sorry is not for being wrong but because we have argued with someone we care & respect as a person.
RE: question
ohh im sorry dave--didnt mean that than--i just read it wrong--okie dokie anne im sorry--
RE: question
I'm sorry Sean...didn't mean to confuse....
hey wait a minute...I just said it ... ;-)
Cheers
hey wait a minute...I just said it ... ;-)
Cheers
RE: question
I have never found it difficult to say I'm sorry.
Maybe it's all the practice I have had upsetting people over the years :)
Maybe it's all the practice I have had upsetting people over the years :)
RE: question
Sorry can be said in two different ways.
1 - Saying sorry without feelings, easy, basic, doesnt always get the job done.
2 - Saying sorry with feelings, your emotions will show, and the other person will see how genuine your apology will be.
1 - Saying sorry without feelings, easy, basic, doesnt always get the job done.
2 - Saying sorry with feelings, your emotions will show, and the other person will see how genuine your apology will be.
Have u ever.................?
have u ever felt an ass?
Me i don`t like feeling donkies... But i do like touching a girls butt :P hehe
Me i don`t like feeling donkies... But i do like touching a girls butt :P hehe
RE: Have u ever.................?
Oh course. He was soft and furry and loved to be scratched behind his ears. Everybody loves to pet that donkey at the petting zoo.
RE: Have u ever.................?
It depends on what your question means.
Does your question mean
1. Have you ever felt an idiot ?
2. Have you ever groped a girl's ass as you were pressed up against her on the number 45 15.23 bus on Saturday 24/04/2004 and been arrested for it and charged with being a nasty pervert.
3. Have you ever maturbated an ass (mule, donkey, horse).
Actually no it doesn't depend on what you meant as the answer to all 3 is yes :)
Does your question mean
1. Have you ever felt an idiot ?
2. Have you ever groped a girl's ass as you were pressed up against her on the number 45 15.23 bus on Saturday 24/04/2004 and been arrested for it and charged with being a nasty pervert.
3. Have you ever maturbated an ass (mule, donkey, horse).
Actually no it doesn't depend on what you meant as the answer to all 3 is yes :)
for INYF
PISS OFF...im just not feelin it today..i will try to get more rude over the next few days
which would u choose again?
What about this one... Seeing MAYBE some ppl have choosing a girl or guy by looks heres one for u all again....
2 girls/guys sitting behind a partition, u can`t see them only hear their voices, and u have to choose one by their voices and personality only... One is kinda crazy, funny and makes u laugh while the other has a certain kinda voice that draws u to them just by what they say... Which one would u go for..?? :)
2 girls/guys sitting behind a partition, u can`t see them only hear their voices, and u have to choose one by their voices and personality only... One is kinda crazy, funny and makes u laugh while the other has a certain kinda voice that draws u to them just by what they say... Which one would u go for..?? :)
RE: which would u choose again?
Awwww dudette i have to choose u over everyone then....:D:P
But i could be ugly behind that partition:P haha :)
But i could be ugly behind that partition:P haha :)
RE: which would u choose again?
lol bloke. I wish I had that talent. Imagine being able to tell the size of a girl's tits just by hearing her voice :D
RE: which would u choose again?
I would have to choose the funny one.
I have spoken to many people on the phone and you get a mental picture in your head of what that person will look like and then when you eventually meet them 999 times out of a 1000 you are wrong.
I have spoken to many people on the phone and you get a mental picture in your head of what that person will look like and then when you eventually meet them 999 times out of a 1000 you are wrong.
which one would u go for?
Which girl or guy would u pick out of the following.....
There are 2 girls/guys sitting in front of you and u have to choose one just by looks alone... One has a very pretty face but stunning body while the other has a stunning face and average body.. Which would u choose if any...??!! :P
There are 2 girls/guys sitting in front of you and u have to choose one just by looks alone... One has a very pretty face but stunning body while the other has a stunning face and average body.. Which would u choose if any...??!! :P
RE: which one would u go for?
mmmm dudette can i choose u as well..... :D :P
then we can have a marvelous time together.. :P:))
then we can have a marvelous time together.. :P:))
RE: which one would u go for?
I'd choose the one that has a certain kinda voice that draws u to them just by what they say
RE: which one would u go for?
Difficult one as they are basically the only two criteria a shallow guy like me ever uses to decide if a girl is worth talking to.
A beautiful face or a cute ass that looks sooooo good in jeans (hint to all the hosts with a good ass when your making your new pictures :P)
I suppose I would have to choose the one I would be talking to the most, kissing the most, looking at the most.
So her body (ass) wins :P
A beautiful face or a cute ass that looks sooooo good in jeans (hint to all the hosts with a good ass when your making your new pictures :P)
I suppose I would have to choose the one I would be talking to the most, kissing the most, looking at the most.
So her body (ass) wins :P
a little story
Once upon a time in a galaxy... no its once upon a time in a land far far.... no not right either....lemme think.................................................................................................................................................................Ok i thought enough and can`t come up with anything, seems i better let the story telling to Psy... :D
WAIT. i thought of a story :))
Once upon a time in a far of place lived a little guy in a field full of grass, sheep, cows and a few trees.. He was horny.... The End
WAIT. i thought of a story :))
Once upon a time in a far of place lived a little guy in a field full of grass, sheep, cows and a few trees.. He was horny.... The End
Another silly question for everyone
On the subject of scratching..
How many times do guys scratch their privates in public.. And what do u girls think when u see a guy do it... Is it gross or just so normal nowadays it doesn`t bother u... ?:P
How many times do guys scratch their privates in public.. And what do u girls think when u see a guy do it... Is it gross or just so normal nowadays it doesn`t bother u... ?:P
RE: Another silly question for everyone
never scratch them i only adjust the carrot & the brazil nuts i wear to impress then girls :--))
RE: Another silly question for everyone
I am fairly certain I have never done that! Not unless I am pretty sure no one can see!
RE: Another silly question for everyone
Long ago, i was a teacher at a boarding school. Whenever I was watching the dorm, and students would come to talk to me, 9 times out of 10 they would be scratching their balls. I got so sick of it I made a rule: "I'm not talking to anyone with their hands down their pants". Even so, I still had to remind them constantly. It was really strange.
RE: Another silly question for everyone
I tend to check no one is watching first before I scratch them.
Silly question for INYF
just thought of this while i was sitting comfy in my chair and all of a sudden i got an itch butt.. :D
How many times or how often do u scratch ur butt...??
There ya go INYF is that silly enough for u.. hahahaha :P
How many times or how often do u scratch ur butt...??
There ya go INYF is that silly enough for u.. hahahaha :P
RE: Silly question for INYF
scratch ur butt for 1 itch,1 sitting,in your life?be more specific koshed.ohh shit NYF i tried but kosh is to cute to get angry at plus he has that talking butt :--))
RE: Silly question for INYF
Thank you Koshed amd tisme lol
I'm not sure how often I scratch my butt but I will take note of all the times I do it today and then I will know.
I'm not sure how often I scratch my butt but I will take note of all the times I do it today and then I will know.
New Messages (safe for true non adult hosts to read)
Where are all the new messages on these forums these days :(
Nadeen we need some silly pictures.
Alex we need some jokes (thanks to USA-today & Gregore).
Psy we need one of your little stories.
Koshed we need a stupid question.
Hosts we need to be asked if your pics are good.
Imshy we need you to be rude.
Tisme we need you to fight with someone :P
ABanana we need you to be cheeky
Has this been caused by the fact the post's now fill your name in automatically.
I'm going to have to start posting again and then I will just get into trouble :(
Alright I know technically I already have started again with this post
Nadeen we need some silly pictures.
Alex we need some jokes (thanks to USA-today & Gregore).
Psy we need one of your little stories.
Koshed we need a stupid question.
Hosts we need to be asked if your pics are good.
Imshy we need you to be rude.
Tisme we need you to fight with someone :P
ABanana we need you to be cheeky
Has this been caused by the fact the post's now fill your name in automatically.
I'm going to have to start posting again and then I will just get into trouble :(
Alright I know technically I already have started again with this post
mobile info
How much is a contract for a mobile phone in Romania and how many minutes do you get? For instance I pay $30 for 300 minutes in USA.
Need medical help.....
Bobby went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bobby said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bobby said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen."
Olympic medal's at home....
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
Hotel prices
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to consider this...
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for
four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them," the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50."
"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here, and you could have."
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for
four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them," the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50."
"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here, and you could have."
RE: Hotel prices
The Rock says, go to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and make a right at Jabroni Drive. Check in at the smackdown hotel.
If you want to eat there, goto the restaurant. You can smelllllll what the chef is cooking!
If you want to eat there, goto the restaurant. You can smelllllll what the chef is cooking!
Has This ever happened to you?
I meet this hot blond and after our second date she agreed to do me in doggy and then she spread those luscious legs to let me split her meat and there it was.................a nest of dingleberries ................omg talk about an instant dick.
I lamely said I had a stomach ache and got rid of that chick's no. in my cell...............any others????????
I lamely said I had a stomach ache and got rid of that chick's no. in my cell...............any others????????
RE: Has This ever happened to you?
I had to look up dingleberries in the online dictionary... god that was awful... I feel for you, a true turnoff
RE: Has This ever happened to you?
Damn! It would be a bit of a turn-off, but you think you are the best thing God gave to women? Send her to the john to deal with it.