General Forum
wow
whar a game!!australia 16-new zealand 12 after 7 minutes of golden point.congratulations to both sides
RE: wow
Maybe Australian rules football or something like that. If you ever saw a game played on TV you would never forget it. Super odd game from the US persepctive. Like Rugby and american football and soccer and World War III.
RE: wow
its to late saying you don't want to know.you already asked & i said i wasn't telling you.like life you again finish a poor second.LMAO!! p.s i'm not the one with such a limited vocabulary that swears in asking a question. haha
RE: wow
I already know. Would not take a genious to work it out captain kangaroo ;-) Thanks for the ride...
RE: wow
obviously it didn't take a genius if you worked it out. you still needed to ask in the first place.just have a slow brain?
RE: wow
lol,a good desription of aussie rules football though we also call it aerial ping-pong but he is not talking about that.
RE: wow
Well if its like World War III would the yanks show up in injury time after the Brits have done all the work,......... as usual ?
United Nations Playing Games.....
As usual, things were not going well at the United Nations. Thus, many visiting ambassadors had to room together. It just so happened that Vladimir, the Russian Ambassador, and Umballa, the Zambian Ambassador, were sharing a suite. To pass the time, Vladimir introduced his fellow dignitary to the Russian game of roulette. He produced an antique Soviet revolver, and a single bullet. It took a while, but he was finally able to explain the gist of the game to Umballa. Intrigued and excited, Umballa loved the game. By the time the U.N. meeting was over, the two had become fast friends. As they parted company at the airport, Umballa told Vladimir, "One day, you must visit my country, and try our version of your roulette."
A year later, Vladimir was in Zambia, and looked up his old friend. Umballa remembered him, and welcomed him with open arms.
" I have come, my comrade, to try your game."
" Very well. Come with me." Umballa took his friend before six, buck-naked bush women. "Pick one. Any one. And she will give you a blowjob."
" But my friend, where is the danger in this?"
Umballa replied with a toothy smile, "One of them is a cannibal."
A year later, Vladimir was in Zambia, and looked up his old friend. Umballa remembered him, and welcomed him with open arms.
" I have come, my comrade, to try your game."
" Very well. Come with me." Umballa took his friend before six, buck-naked bush women. "Pick one. Any one. And she will give you a blowjob."
" But my friend, where is the danger in this?"
Umballa replied with a toothy smile, "One of them is a cannibal."
RE: to kofi
lol maybe its you who should heed their own advice.your spelling mistakes would put a dyslexic(dyslectic)to shame.did you ever consider that in making your judgements about her opinions that you misinterpreted them & that not everybody has the same problem as you?btw i happen to agree with her but that doesn't make us right only we have a similar point of view
RE: to kofi
Cant we just all get along and live in peace and remember the number one rule of life...its all pink on the inside.
RE: to kofi
it was silly to rply to kofi, since he is obviously not from zambia and just made a joke
RE: anonymous
he name kofi showing up in a reply to a joke concerning the u.n.? c'mon! of course it was a seriously meant post!
RE: to kofi
If the joke would have made fun of people from Korea then you would have been as upset as I am when it was Zambia. Actually I was a test-tube baby and born prematurely in an incubator.
How very very dare you !
How very very dare you !
RE: to kofi
yeah i agree and it was hilarious when putin joked about the president of israel who is being investigated for rape.. putin said: " "What a mighty man he turns out to be! He raped 10 women - I would never have expected this from him. He surprised us all - we all envy him!" I love that sense of humor!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6069136.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6069136.stm
RE: United Nations Playing Games.....
of course kofi is not from zambia, "kofi" is an an akan name....epople from cote D'Ivoire and ghana. i believe it is for males born on friday.
someone new
ive been a member here for a while and it seems ive fallen into a rut. I seem to keep going to the same hosts over and over again. Anybody got any suggestions to try someone new? preferably offering phone and speaking fluent, or semi fluent, english.
thanks
thanks
RE: girls how can u handle
Thanks for the visual. I was worried I was going to put on weight eat all those Thanksgiving leftovers but after that post I dont have a problem anymore. Thanks. Maybe we can talk about other bodily functions?
haha
first of all--i want to say--im back--well almost--and i want to thank those who care-cool
RE: haha
again cool--i know you miss me imshy--go ahead and admit it --and no i still not going to sleep with you (haha)but i will sleep with your sister-cool
RE: haha
Chaser...Welcome back, I missed you sooo much, please come to my video...please come now
RE: haha
ah thanks --who would had thought you would say that--and by the way its chaser (chase) not casher
RE: haha
wow--now you can see i am bored on first night back--sitting here and thinking what in the world is this. Well i know its cool,, i missed you all--now party on and drink up--i will be getting back soon in full recovery.
RE: haha
thanks anne for nice sweet words--but i disagree--life is better with you in it and is not the same without you in--as for me its ok and glad these eyes can see again.
RE: The Ashes
Austrailia won the first test in UK last year and we all know what happened after right? ;-)
RE: The Ashes
Cricket.. A game played by Gentlemen in many countries . The Americans never , did grasp the concept.. :-)
RE: The Ashes.. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
i'm a canuck, silly.
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nhl
....now there's a real sport for ya:P
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nhl
....now there's a real sport for ya:P
RE: do u like me?
yeah, you're ok - not really my type but what the fuck, I'd let you give me a hand job :)
Growing Wild:-))
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand except for the one part sticking out.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world."
The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"
The first little old lady says, "Look at that."
"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."
"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."
"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."
"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."
"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."
"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."
"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."
"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"
One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand except for the one part sticking out.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world."
The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"
The first little old lady says, "Look at that."
"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."
"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."
"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."
"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."
"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."
"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."
"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."
"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"
meeting a host for christmas ?
HI ALL.........i am just thinking how many of you guys are meeting a host for the christmas holiday"s ......as for me i think i am going to be alone..would love to know if it work"s out ????????
RE: meeting a host for christmas ?
In talking to some Russian hosts I was surprised to hear that Christmas is not a big holiday for them...New Years is the big blowout, eating, drinking, gift giving, family, friends...etc. When you think about Russia's secularistic, atheistic focus in the past that makes sense though the Orthodox church never was out of business. I dont know about you but when a girl I am dating asks me to be part of her holdays that is pretty serious. Nothing is more revealing that being with a girl and her family at the holidays. I suspect anyone traveling to see a girl at that time...hopefully...has an agenda that is bigger than just sex, drugs and rock and roll.
RE: meeting a host for christmas ?
In Russia New Years is the biggest holiday as the commies sought to take th spotlight off Christmas. But in the Orthodox countries the holiday actually begins when the kill the Christmas pig and then feast on it the entire week climaxing on the first day of the new year.
Easter is actually more important to Orthodox because though Christmas is the birth of Jesus, the Resurrection was the proof He was God.
Easter is actually more important to Orthodox because though Christmas is the birth of Jesus, the Resurrection was the proof He was God.
RE: meeting a host for christmas ?
sex, drugs and rock 'n roll? Id' settle for hot chocolate and a warm cuddle! :)
RE: meeting a host for christmas ?
Forget Xmas. Most of the hosts here dont even celebrate that. Try to spend the New Year's Eve with one of them. I am flying to Russia this year for 2 weeks to meet my new sweetheart. Two year's ago I was at Romania, but don't expect the big banquets and the fancy celebration we do here at N.Y. USA. but then again if you are with the right girl then the two of you will have lots of fun alone ;-)
RE: meeting a host for christmas ?
Im going to............................................. work :(
RE: meeting a host for christmas ?
All I will say guys is remember that before you get a host in your stockings a host is for life not just for christmas :P
RE: meeting a host for christmas ?
Lighten up host. I was specifically making a generalization based on my conversations with some hosts...I don't care if you are a Scientologist. Christ....picky people.
RE: meeting a host for christmas ?
MONIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (K)(K) scream my name b#*%h!!!!!!!
RE: meeting a host for christmas ?
I'm gonna be on CC December 25. It's just a day off the office.
RE: meeting a host for christmas ?
Im arriving in kiev dec 26 for ten days but i am not meeting a host
respond to fantasy island question
okie dokie men--i meant that question was to be in your mind and not tell names on here---and yes i did tell one name--but she is cool
So this time--think in your mind and dream about---
So this time--think in your mind and dream about---
RE: respond to fantasy island question
o yes anne sweety for sure--and i will dream about your hard clit in my mouth sucking it until it turns hot pink-mmmmmm
RE: respond to fantasy island question
opps i didnt mean to say that out loud--i thought i was in private
RE: respond to fantasy island question
Well AustinP you should have been more clear in your original message.
Besides that, I am curious, why post a message in a forum asking a question if you do not want answers? Seems silly to me. If you didn't want replies, you shouldn't have posted the question and just played the game urself in ur own mind... then you would have gotten the results you wanted.
Besides that, I am curious, why post a message in a forum asking a question if you do not want answers? Seems silly to me. If you didn't want replies, you shouldn't have posted the question and just played the game urself in ur own mind... then you would have gotten the results you wanted.
where is my army??
military worriors
where are they?
iraq has 150.000
dmz demilitized zone has 30.000+/-
afganistan has how many? and
where are the rest?
where are they?
iraq has 150.000
dmz demilitized zone has 30.000+/-
afganistan has how many? and
where are the rest?
RE: where is my army??
They're sitting on their sofas, eating Cheetos, and playing Call of Duty of their Xboxes.
Kids these days.
Kids these days.
RE: where is my army??
The rest are in Okinawa, Bosnia, Italy, Japan, Kuwait, Serbia, South Korea, Bulgaria, Belgium, Guantanamo... pretty much everywhere in the world.
And yes, the rest are playing XBOX, or America's Army on their pc.
And yes, the rest are playing XBOX, or America's Army on their pc.
RE: where is my army??
ive checked white house site and cant get answers. do you know how i could get a head count?
more to follow, brb
i need to see a stripper about some nipples and tits :D
more to follow, brb
i need to see a stripper about some nipples and tits :D
Russian Leaders Up to Old Tricks
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15863307/
Makes you wonder if the people there will ever see freedom from such brutality and barbaric actions..............
Makes you wonder if the people there will ever see freedom from such brutality and barbaric actions..............
RE: Russian Leaders Up to Old Tricks
I heard from my sources that it was actually the guys from REO Speedwagon that committed this heinous act. Everyone knows Speedwagon's interest in toxins, and there were multipe sightings of the Speedwagon Plane flying over Europe recently. They have been up to no good for some time now. In many circles it is rumored that back in 1987 the guys from Speedwagon did away with actress Keisha Knight Pulliam who played Rudy on the Cosby show. It is alleged that Speedwagon's drummer secretly replaced Pulliam as Rudy for the remainder of the series. It's all true, Beware the Speedwagon!!
RE: Russian Leaders Up to Old Tricks
I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend that ............
RE: Russian Leaders Up to Old Tricks
Go read about the brutalities committed in Chechnya by the Russians if u think this is bad. Better yet go read the book by Paul Klebnikov called "Godfather of the Kremlin: The Decline of Russia in the Age of Gangster Capitalism". The country is corrupt to the core.
question for hosts
So how many of you are having your periods now. I heard that when you get a bunch of ladies in a community together, you all start to have your periods at the same time.
I'm the Spanish Wolf..woof...woof...
I'm the Spanish Wolf..woof...woof...
RE: question for hosts
Sounds like a reason to take a CC field trip...pack your bags ladies we're goin' to the zoo!!!
RE: question for hosts
I heard a story once about a chick who went swimming with dolphins and one of 'em got a dolphin woody for her.
Animals are kooky.
Animals are kooky.
How do you like me now?
Hi Girls,
So do you like it now that I've grown my love zone into a wild patch of hot fur. It's pretty cool, I think!! Or did you like it better when it was silky smooth down by little Willard. Yeah let me know.
So do you like it now that I've grown my love zone into a wild patch of hot fur. It's pretty cool, I think!! Or did you like it better when it was silky smooth down by little Willard. Yeah let me know.
My New Invention
Tired of unsightly stains on your computer screen? Well now you can thump the monkey all day without worry. Try my great new invention the Spooge-Wiper Deluxe. It's a windshield wiper that works on your computer screen, and it has 3 speeds!!! Now you can really "enjoy" your favorite host without losing a moment to clean off your screen when your done.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! and a wonderfull holliday for all who celebrates it:)
RE: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
yea thanks a lot !!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_colonization_of_the_Americas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_colonization_of_the_Americas
To native
That was over 200 years ago!!! GET OVER IT ALREADY!!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving to all who understand the "spirit" of this day
RE: To native
And I suppose your ancestors never killed a single person? What about all of the wars betweeen tribes?
RE: To native
Don't interupt the Thanksgiving vibe, man. 50 years ago we would have got you drunk and made you a wear a mustache crafted out of your own ass hair. Be happy that times have changed. Your Pal, Kramer
RE: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
american intelligence hasnt improved much since ... i guess no chlid left behind forgot you !
RE: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I start to believe in stupidity of american humour.Just look any american comedy and you'll understand what I'm talking about
RE: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Don't judge America by the kitschy dregs of American popular culture that the rest of the world laps up....That ain't quite fair.
When you turn on the tele and you see an episode of Friends or Xena or some shit, just realize that that's the kind of crap that appeals to the lowest common denominator.....It's the shit your tele stations deem appropriate for consumption by viewers in your lovely little country.:)
When you turn on the tele and you see an episode of Friends or Xena or some shit, just realize that that's the kind of crap that appeals to the lowest common denominator.....It's the shit your tele stations deem appropriate for consumption by viewers in your lovely little country.:)
To Anonymony
Its anonymous or anonimity!!! and u call us stupid? You talk about our stupid shows, but (assumin u r from UK, which it sounds like) ur the ones who had Benny Hill and Monty Python...talk about Juvenile, 12 year old humour!!!
RE: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I always thought Seinfeld was best American comedy - has all gone downhill since then. Everyone is too politically correct and oversensitive nowadays
Old Joke
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with
yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off
to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely
mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in
de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser, she ran of with ma wallet !".
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with
yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off
to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely
mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in
de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser, she ran of with ma wallet !".
RE: Dear, *11...
wow, thanks. My mom is going to be really happy. 47 years I've been waiting for this moment. I'm going to fix my boat so we can get married on it. I am not a pirate but I will wear a coat made out of Beavers at our wedding if that's what you want? I'm so f*cking excited I'm going to put on pants, throw in my teeth, and leave the trailer for awhile today...I love you too muffin....hugs and kisses from your toodlebear!!!
my favorite
my favorite english words:
Rainbow, love, you, kinky, smile, dirty, rectum
Thank You for all of your wonderful words
Rainbow, love, you, kinky, smile, dirty, rectum
Thank You for all of your wonderful words
RE: my favorite
That's not the Ocean man, that's gas...and why are you still putting your head near his ass after what happend last time...some people never learn.
Thank You
Thank you my dear. I enjoyed your wet pussy so much I am thinking of getting one of my own.
Dex
Dex
Grilling Remarks:-))
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.
So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
For the golfers
RUSSIAN cosmonaut Mikhail Tyurin was late for his tee time in space, but still managed to launch a super-lightweight golf ball into orbit – even if he shanked his shot, according to the Associated Press.
Tyurin hit the golf ball 77 minutes behind schedule yesterday after delays to fix an overheating spacesuit and a stuck exterior hatch.
Using a gold-plated six-iron and an American astronaut in the role of caddy-and-safety-holder, Tyurin hit the drive from a spring-like tee outside the international space station, 355 kilometers over the northwest Pacific Ocean. The shot, which veered a little to the right, kicked off a problem-plagued slightly shortened spacewalk.
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/art/2006/11/23/297907/What_a_shot_.htm
Tyurin hit the golf ball 77 minutes behind schedule yesterday after delays to fix an overheating spacesuit and a stuck exterior hatch.
Using a gold-plated six-iron and an American astronaut in the role of caddy-and-safety-holder, Tyurin hit the drive from a spring-like tee outside the international space station, 355 kilometers over the northwest Pacific Ocean. The shot, which veered a little to the right, kicked off a problem-plagued slightly shortened spacewalk.
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/art/2006/11/23/297907/What_a_shot_.htm