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Santa Letter
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that i`m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was i the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. I`m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbours. I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that i would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you`ve taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn`t fucked me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he can`t even walk into his house. Don`t let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I`ll fuck you up. I`ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you`ll have to walk to the fucking North Pole, just like what i have to do now since you didn`t get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you`ll find out how bad i can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
You must be surprised that i`m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was i the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. I`m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbours. I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that i would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you`ve taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn`t fucked me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he can`t even walk into his house. Don`t let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I`ll fuck you up. I`ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you`ll have to walk to the fucking North Pole, just like what i have to do now since you didn`t get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you`ll find out how bad i can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
RE: Santa Letter
Another rip off of sorts. Check out 'Santa Claus You Cunt' by Kevin Bloody Wilson. He even putis it to music for ya!
Amazed
I find it amazing that some hosts are offended when they are asked to show their body. Why else would a guy be here on a porn site? You (the host) KNOW this is a pron site -- yet charge $0.50 to $3 a minute for someone to come watch you chat?!?!?! Come on-----get real....you need the money..start REMEMBERING that this IS A PORN site.
RE: Amazed
I do not know how long you have been a member but this is no exclusively a pron (sic) site. If the hosts who got offended when you asked them to show their bodies are in one of the non-adult categories then they were entitled to do so. Of course if they are in an adukt category then they should not take offense.
RE: Amazed
I agree. We all know there are girls in Non Adult who do things they shouldn't but there are also alot of girls who don't and they should be respected. Just stick to the Adult rooms.
RE: Amazed
Without the adult hosts and nudity this site wouldn't exist. Clearly the vast majority of members come here for sexual stimulation of one variety or the other. Non-adult chat? Try MSN, ICQ, Yahoo, AIM or My Space. I do think that a host can be offended if you enter her chat and the first words out of your mouth are show me your tits. This are young girls with real feelings and they are walking a moral and ethical tightrope. A little courtesy is warranted. For god's sake most of these kids are the same age as your daughters. If you cant be civil then go to the DVD store and rent some porn.
RE: Amazed
I like to chat with just about everyone...adult...non-adult..so maybe you and I know each other....but I can see his point to some degree.... hosts AND viewers both need to realize what the other wants and what will be provided. NEITHER should get upset if the answer is NO.
RE: Amazed
a prawn site is where manchester usa fans get together to talk about sand.......wiches.
RE: Amazed
Online consultants..... I like that.
I always wanted to consult with a consultant, and now I can. My life dream.... *sighs wistfully*
*LOL*
I always wanted to consult with a consultant, and now I can. My life dream.... *sighs wistfully*
*LOL*
words from the bathroom walls
1. Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted....
2. Don't look for a joke wrote on the walls the joke is barely hanging above your balls...
3. Had a Good time call ...... ( insert local STD health center number)
4. Careful when you drop your pants.. the waters very cold..... and deep too!
5. Remember no job is finished unless the paperwork is done correct!!
2. Don't look for a joke wrote on the walls the joke is barely hanging above your balls...
3. Had a Good time call ...... ( insert local STD health center number)
4. Careful when you drop your pants.. the waters very cold..... and deep too!
5. Remember no job is finished unless the paperwork is done correct!!
RE: questions...questions...
In the UK I think the children of your cousins are called first cousins once removed rather than nephew and neice which are only ever applied to the children of your brother or sister.
However the definition could be different in other countries.
However the definition could be different in other countries.
RE: questions...questions...
whatever they are called, you are still not allowed to screw them
RE: questions...questions...
Yeah or they might just don't show his sisters or brothers, or maybe they died and that's why his nephews live with him.
RE: questions...questions...
I've been studying military history for years, and this is the first time I've ever heard of a "Kamikaze soldier." Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but the Kamikaze to my understanding was a Japanese airplane pilot in World War II, who committed himself to flying his airplane into Allied ships, thus committing suicide. They caused great destruction upon the Allied Fleets. Some of these pilots also came from the Imperial Navy, not just the Army AIr Force. Being in the Air Branch they did wear flight helmets, but not steel helmets as worn by Ground Troops. A flight helmet offers no real protection, but utilizes ear phones, radio, and oxygen mask, as required for a "pilot," not a Soldier. The goal of the Kamikaze was to Not Survive, thus believing his spirit in the warrior sense would be received in heaven by Budda.........
RE: questions...questions...
Yawn....
...actually 'kamikaze' is attributable to the belief and the ceremony, not the final action - which is of course death - and certainly not to the method by which death arrived. So in fact a kamikaze didn't become a kamikaze on death, but in belief and intent.
'Kamikaze' doesn't refer only to the airmen that usually spring to mind, but also to men of the same persuasion who 'piloted' explosive-laden motorboats or human torpedoes (Kaiten) on suicide missions and therefore were effectively 'sailors' or 'seamen'.
Besides, Japanese airmen in the Second World War were either in the Imperial Japanese Army or the Imperial Japanese Navy - Japan never had a unique 'Air Force' as such - so technically all the military aviators were either soldiers or sailors too.
Oh, and Kamikaze airplane pilots rarely wore flying helmets, but instead wore a ceremonial headband with an embroidered legend and money stitched into it.
By the way, has anybody read 'I was a kamikaze' by Ryuji Nagatsuka. Fascinating! No I'm not joking....
I'll get my coat then.
...actually 'kamikaze' is attributable to the belief and the ceremony, not the final action - which is of course death - and certainly not to the method by which death arrived. So in fact a kamikaze didn't become a kamikaze on death, but in belief and intent.
'Kamikaze' doesn't refer only to the airmen that usually spring to mind, but also to men of the same persuasion who 'piloted' explosive-laden motorboats or human torpedoes (Kaiten) on suicide missions and therefore were effectively 'sailors' or 'seamen'.
Besides, Japanese airmen in the Second World War were either in the Imperial Japanese Army or the Imperial Japanese Navy - Japan never had a unique 'Air Force' as such - so technically all the military aviators were either soldiers or sailors too.
Oh, and Kamikaze airplane pilots rarely wore flying helmets, but instead wore a ceremonial headband with an embroidered legend and money stitched into it.
By the way, has anybody read 'I was a kamikaze' by Ryuji Nagatsuka. Fascinating! No I'm not joking....
I'll get my coat then.
RE: questions...questions...
If you read my post correctly, I mentioned either the Imperial Navy, or the Army Air Force, each refering to Imperial Japan of course.
RE: questions...questions...
Yes, you did. But somebody else didn't. They queried the 'soldier' part of another response, or was it the original post....? I can't be bothered to look back now.
Who cares anyway?
Who cares anyway?
RE: questions...questions...
"Can't be bothered to look back now you say?".............It certainly is of no further interest to me.........."Who cares anyway?".......Seems you went out of your way on that one; or out on a limb. Oh how fun to be a target. Sarcasm is a convienant ally.
RE: questions...questions...
I don't mind. I reason that if someone's having a go at me then they're leaving some other poor bugger alone, and I can take it!
Sorry, what was the question? I remember it was number 1...
Sorry, what was the question? I remember it was number 1...
RE: questions...questions...
No one is having a go at you. If you read the sequence of posts correctly, I'm the one who was targeted by you. Why is that? I'm not exactly sure? But you're a Gem, for damn sure!.......And no, I'm not into "playground tactics"........I'll leave that to boys like you=KISS :+I
RE: Dolls
That's all your problem sweetie, it depends on you, what you do while on vid. Why would you act like a doll when you're not? It's not their fault, but yours.
RE: Dolls
hmmm are you that bad when being yourself ? why wouldn't they want to see real you ?
RE: Dolls
I was a host for long enough to know that I'm liked for what I am and not for what I could be.
RE: Dolls
well deep violet--i love women with souls and real--but thats just me-but for as robots dont be rude on those who like it that way, thats just there nature and its cool too.
RE: Dolls
Remember this is a job for these girls. Not a hobby. Not a pastime. Not something they would choose to do if they were not getting paid. You are not a friend of theirs. You are a customer. Many girls here are superb actresses. They can sweet talk you out of your money very easily. They play a role here every day and they do it well. But like every job it gets repetitive after a while and there are many members here who just want to see a nude body and a compliant host. Why show any creativity or individuality. Of course there are exceptions and those my friends are the real gems of CC and makes it worth coming back to.
RE: Dolls
I would have troubles with my nickname in your room Yy, lol.
But i have to say that "slave" in a Master/slave relation does not mean always empty person. I dont consider my slaves to be without personality. The relation between a Master and his slave is a complete symbiose for me.
But I know the opinion of people like me. Its ok, i accept it :)
Take care all
But i have to say that "slave" in a Master/slave relation does not mean always empty person. I dont consider my slaves to be without personality. The relation between a Master and his slave is a complete symbiose for me.
But I know the opinion of people like me. Its ok, i accept it :)
Take care all
RE: Dolls
host souls? at $1 pm... no , a robotic show is okay. but thank you for asking. when i want to deal with a strippers soul i will text or phone chat.
on cam i just want a show not a soul.
on cam i just want a show not a soul.
Gotcha
Did you ever do this? You are seeing a host who tells you she never does nudity or just a little and you still do videos with her because she is hot and you like her. Frustrating.
Try this. When you see her go into a long one to one video. One far longer than you could afford. The second the video is over. Go to open video. Guess what?
In many cases you will see her naked, struggling to cover herself, jumping up from her seat (you usually catch a little bare flesh) or you look at an empty chair. She is back in a second with her hair all messed up and her sweater on backwards. Oh hi err...dear...I just went to the bathroom. What did you do clean the toilet with your hair?
Also when a host calls you baby..honey or dear it is because she cant remember your name.
Try this. When you see her go into a long one to one video. One far longer than you could afford. The second the video is over. Go to open video. Guess what?
In many cases you will see her naked, struggling to cover herself, jumping up from her seat (you usually catch a little bare flesh) or you look at an empty chair. She is back in a second with her hair all messed up and her sweater on backwards. Oh hi err...dear...I just went to the bathroom. What did you do clean the toilet with your hair?
Also when a host calls you baby..honey or dear it is because she cant remember your name.
RE: Gotcha
For you to do that you would need to be checking her video status at least every 1 - 2 minutes, probably more, while she has this long video session.
So perhaps it's because you do creepy things like that, that they don't want to strip for you.
So perhaps it's because you do creepy things like that, that they don't want to strip for you.
RE: Gotcha
You're right. Only a creep would try and catch a liar in her lies. Smart. Let me know when you go to work so I can visit your wife.
RE: Gotcha
To answer your question "Do you ever do this?" I say nope, only a desperate loser with an obsessive personality would stalk a host the way you described. Maybe you should get a puppy :P
RE: Gotcha
Maybe a member who everytime he tries and see his favorite host sees she is iong long one to one videos and he gets suspicious. Not obsessive just trying to prove she is a liar to himself and to her. Healthy for both member and host.
RE: Gotcha
if the viewer feels his favorite host is a liar, maybe he just find a new favorite host. viewer would be much happier and less stressed i think
Time flies
Sometimes I think the biggest cost of CC is time. I waste a lot of time talking with hosts that goes nowhere. Bigger issue than the money I spend.
A Christmas HINT.
If you dont strip. At all Ever. In whatever category you are in do this.
In your automatic welcome message. Say. Hi. I dont strip. Ever.
It would save so much of our time and your time.
Thanks.
A Christmas HINT.
If you dont strip. At all Ever. In whatever category you are in do this.
In your automatic welcome message. Say. Hi. I dont strip. Ever.
It would save so much of our time and your time.
Thanks.
to yeah its me
only a second.wow your powers of concentration have improved but the time it takes you to constantly change your nick must be your greatest waste of time.
to thingy
sorry wasn't to you so you weren't meant to understand.loser united knows what it means as he understands when i say"keep up!" :--))
The Reason
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That's why I need you to hear
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That's why I need you to hear
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
hold on loosely
You see it all around you
Good lovin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what
you had
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago,
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
you're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
It's so damn easy, when your feelings are such
To overprotect her, to love her too much
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna loose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
Don't let her slip away
Sentimental fool
Don't let your heart get in her way
yeah, yeah, yeah
You see it all around you
Good lovin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what
you had
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
you're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
So Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna lose it
You're gonna -- lose control
yeah, yeah, yeah
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna loose control
Hold on Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe,
you're gonna loose control
yeah, yeah, yeah
38 Special
Good lovin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what
you had
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago,
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
you're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
It's so damn easy, when your feelings are such
To overprotect her, to love her too much
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna loose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
Don't let her slip away
Sentimental fool
Don't let your heart get in her way
yeah, yeah, yeah
You see it all around you
Good lovin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what
you had
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
you're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
So Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna lose it
You're gonna -- lose control
yeah, yeah, yeah
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna loose control
Hold on Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe,
you're gonna loose control
yeah, yeah, yeah
38 Special
RE: hold on loosely
oh my god--not you to xgingerbaby- you disapoint me now--i take you off my favorite list now--and no im not jealous---you are just as phony as some other ones on here and wish you the best-
RE: hold on loosely
haha--i know you dont understand--thats why you are off my list and good luck to you too-haha and cheer-o's
RE: hold on loosely
Lovely dave - you seem to be enjoying your mid-life change! :) Hey, fancy coming on a trip to Bangkok?
Pays to advertise
Ladies if you have a good price for your video. Like between 50 and 75 a minute then you should put it in your profile so it shows in the listing of who is online. I tried to see every host who had a low price all everyone was in video. Every one. They were working and making money. You were doing your nails. So if you do have a good price tell us. If not it does not make a difference. Go back to sleep.
RE: Pays to advertise
You are wrong. Hosts can create a separate 'Session Title' which shows on the 'Who's online now?' listing.
RE: Pays to advertise
That is what I meant...the session title....when you look in the listing of pictures and they have a description to the right. Everyone there who had a low price was in video. Just an observation. Like I said they were making money. Also. Why would a host not want another host to know her price?
RE: Pays to advertise
Ahh darling sounds like u trying to persuade us into being cheap and easy ..but WE ARE GIRLS WITH HIGH PRIDE, remember !?!?!? :P:P:P: lol
I have a question
I read the posts in the viewer only forum and i felt a bit strage:))) If a girl here asks money from members or talks on the phone or Yahoo in a video session, why camcontacts customer service doesn't close her account?
RE: I have a question
How does CC prove it? They can only monitor what goes through their system. Members and host meet here and often chat in MSN, or Yahoo or ICQ. Members and host email each other outside of CC all the time. None of that involves money and is harmless and helps to secure the relationship centered on CC. But when money is involved it violates the rules of CC but how do they know? I could report a host I dont like to CC for doing that and lie. She gets in trouble for what? My lies? Hard to enforce.
RE: I have a question
Hmm, if guy I'm thinking about Gorty, the necklace was real diamonds - he spent a small fortune on it! However, maybe another guy you are referring to.
RE: I have a question
Hmm first of all why did you put some names here?I chatted abtou this case to both of them.I don't know what happened there and I don't want to know this. I knew both of them very good and I was keeping in touch with both of them.I don't want to take anyone's side.And I told this to both of them. And both agreed. Hmm you tell that I know better than anyone that necklace was real.I don't know if it was real or not real.I haven't seen the necklace and I don't know if she lied or if it was he who lied. I don't want to get involved in this again.
Btw she was working after all his stuff. I was told another story but it dosent matter. I think you lost the key point of what I told. .The key point of my words were not that I trust to the member or to the host or not .I didn't want to choose between them and I don't want to choose.The story I heard from 2 ppl.Both told different things.I had told already I didn't know what exactly there happened.
Just the key point of what I told was VERY OFTEN PPL TELL DIFFERENT THINGS AND NEITHER A MEMBER NOR A HOST CAN PROOVE HER/HIS WORDS.
And again don't try me to take someone's side.I didn't tell it was she or it was he who lied.and I have no desire to explore this old case.
Were you a friend of him only?Or you were a friend of them both?
Btw she was working after all his stuff. I was told another story but it dosent matter. I think you lost the key point of what I told. .The key point of my words were not that I trust to the member or to the host or not .I didn't want to choose between them and I don't want to choose.The story I heard from 2 ppl.Both told different things.I had told already I didn't know what exactly there happened.
Just the key point of what I told was VERY OFTEN PPL TELL DIFFERENT THINGS AND NEITHER A MEMBER NOR A HOST CAN PROOVE HER/HIS WORDS.
And again don't try me to take someone's side.I didn't tell it was she or it was he who lied.and I have no desire to explore this old case.
Were you a friend of him only?Or you were a friend of them both?
RE: I have a question
CC doesnt accept any "proof" from outside. You can send all the printed screen pics u want, if they are from msn, messenger or any other outsideers they wont accept it. The only proof they accept is conversation/emails sent trough CC server. Most of the girls that scam members for their money know this and they almost always try to lurke the member towards an outside platform. If u want to play safe and stay out of trouble dont cross the CC line so to speak.
Stone Soup
The Story of Stone Soup
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Once upon a time, somewhere in post-war Russia, there was a great famine in which people jealously hoarded whatever food they could find, hiding it even from their friends and neighbors. One day a wandering soldier came into a village and began asking questions as if he planned to stay for the night.
"There's not a bite to eat in the whole province," he was told. "Better keep moving on."
"Oh, I have everything I need," he said. "In fact, I was thinking of making some stone soup to share with all of you." He pulled an iron cauldron from his wagon, filled it with water, and built a fire under it. Then, with great ceremony, he drew an ordinary-looking stone from a velvet bag and dropped it into the water.
By now, hearing the rumor of food, most of the villagers had come to the square or watched from their windows. As the soldier sniffed the "broth" and licked his lips in anticipation, hunger began to overcome their skepticism.
"Ahh," the soldier said to himself rather loudly, "I do like a tasty stone soup. Of course, stone soup with cabbage -- that's hard to beat."
Soon a villager approached hesitantly, holding a cabbage he'd retrieved from its hiding place, and added it to the pot. "Capital!" cried the soldier. "You know, I once had stone soup with cabbage and a bit of salt beef as well, and it was fit for a king."
The village butcher managed to find some salt beef . . . and so it went, through potatoes, onions, carrots, mushrooms, and so on, until there was indeed a delicious meal for all. The villagers offered the soldier a great deal of money for the magic stone, but he refused to sell and traveled on the next day. The moral is that by working together, with everyone contributing what they can, a greater good is achieved.
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Please try and practice the moral day to day, especially during the appoarching Holy season.
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Once upon a time, somewhere in post-war Russia, there was a great famine in which people jealously hoarded whatever food they could find, hiding it even from their friends and neighbors. One day a wandering soldier came into a village and began asking questions as if he planned to stay for the night.
"There's not a bite to eat in the whole province," he was told. "Better keep moving on."
"Oh, I have everything I need," he said. "In fact, I was thinking of making some stone soup to share with all of you." He pulled an iron cauldron from his wagon, filled it with water, and built a fire under it. Then, with great ceremony, he drew an ordinary-looking stone from a velvet bag and dropped it into the water.
By now, hearing the rumor of food, most of the villagers had come to the square or watched from their windows. As the soldier sniffed the "broth" and licked his lips in anticipation, hunger began to overcome their skepticism.
"Ahh," the soldier said to himself rather loudly, "I do like a tasty stone soup. Of course, stone soup with cabbage -- that's hard to beat."
Soon a villager approached hesitantly, holding a cabbage he'd retrieved from its hiding place, and added it to the pot. "Capital!" cried the soldier. "You know, I once had stone soup with cabbage and a bit of salt beef as well, and it was fit for a king."
The village butcher managed to find some salt beef . . . and so it went, through potatoes, onions, carrots, mushrooms, and so on, until there was indeed a delicious meal for all. The villagers offered the soldier a great deal of money for the magic stone, but he refused to sell and traveled on the next day. The moral is that by working together, with everyone contributing what they can, a greater good is achieved.
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Please try and practice the moral day to day, especially during the appoarching Holy season.
RE: Stone Soup
USAtoday47, I couldn't agree more with the moral sentiment you offer here. Uplifting indeed. The sort of parable that only a thoroughgoing cynic would ridicule. However, I am a bit perplexed as to why you proffer it here in a CC Forum. And to whom are you addressing this noble sentiment? The hosts? The guests? All of us? Moreover, what significance should we read into the fact that the moral tale is conveyed in the character of a Russian soldier? Clearly anyone who has spent any time on this or similar sites cannot help but observe that the majority of hosts are Russian, while a majority of guests are American----as I suspect you are, given that your namesake is that of a benign newspaper.
So, I must ask you pointedly---but I assure you with no rancor---are you, in effect, exhorting the "haves" (i.e. the guests from Western countries) to give to the "have nots" during this---as you put it, "holy" [or did you say 'blessed"] season? If this is not what you intend to convey with your parable, then what--precisely--is it you have in mind when you opine that we would all be better off by "cooperating?" Do not misunderstand me, I do not disagree with your noble sentiment. However, I want to press you on how this "cooperation" might be made "real", and not simply a feel-good sentiment for the holiday season to assuage the consciences of those who, for a moment at least, allow themselves a sober glimpse of their good fortune and decide to do something that, while welcomed by the recipients (e.g. throwing some coins in the Salvation Army bucket, writing a check to Santa Claus Anonymous, giving to some worthy Christian charity, etc.) is largely symbolic and which fails to realize the nobler aim which I think--to your credit--- you have in mind. Rather, it all---in the final accounting---is somehow aptly described by a line from the Miles Davis tune, "Blue Christmas." : "It's a time when the greedy, give a dime to the needy."
Finally, and not to stamp this with too depressing a bill, I cannot help but observe the irony of your call to this admittedly noble sentiment in a forum, the very nature of which is un-real. Every clear-headed host and guest here understands the fundamental premise on which this place is based is fantasy and illusion. I know you offer your uplifting tale in sincerity and with an appeal to, if not the best appraisal of, reality. Reality, however, requires a foundation for action and in the absence of such, I'm afraid there is no more likelihood of realizing your noble dream of "cooperation" than there is of finding a "real" love relationship here.
So, I must ask you pointedly---but I assure you with no rancor---are you, in effect, exhorting the "haves" (i.e. the guests from Western countries) to give to the "have nots" during this---as you put it, "holy" [or did you say 'blessed"] season? If this is not what you intend to convey with your parable, then what--precisely--is it you have in mind when you opine that we would all be better off by "cooperating?" Do not misunderstand me, I do not disagree with your noble sentiment. However, I want to press you on how this "cooperation" might be made "real", and not simply a feel-good sentiment for the holiday season to assuage the consciences of those who, for a moment at least, allow themselves a sober glimpse of their good fortune and decide to do something that, while welcomed by the recipients (e.g. throwing some coins in the Salvation Army bucket, writing a check to Santa Claus Anonymous, giving to some worthy Christian charity, etc.) is largely symbolic and which fails to realize the nobler aim which I think--to your credit--- you have in mind. Rather, it all---in the final accounting---is somehow aptly described by a line from the Miles Davis tune, "Blue Christmas." : "It's a time when the greedy, give a dime to the needy."
Finally, and not to stamp this with too depressing a bill, I cannot help but observe the irony of your call to this admittedly noble sentiment in a forum, the very nature of which is un-real. Every clear-headed host and guest here understands the fundamental premise on which this place is based is fantasy and illusion. I know you offer your uplifting tale in sincerity and with an appeal to, if not the best appraisal of, reality. Reality, however, requires a foundation for action and in the absence of such, I'm afraid there is no more likelihood of realizing your noble dream of "cooperation" than there is of finding a "real" love relationship here.
RE: Stone Soup
WoW, fantastic reply and with great eloquence, type in a search on the internet search engine of your choice the words " Stone soup" it is am old story that I have known about for years, came across it I think in a college class, so many years ago, yes i did change the original story to Russian soldier from the original "Eastern European" the exact time period of this piece I am not sure but with the mention of a wagon the soldier has I would think not of this last century, be prior. As to the change to Russian, it was my choice, as i know mostly the Russian hosts are on this site. No slight to them or anyone was meant, Yes, I am from USA, the nickname has nothing to do with consideration for the Newspaper you mentioned, I actually had not thought of that connection in choosing my nickname, never read that specific paper on a regular basis. As to your reference of why this site, what other place could I post this too that would bring it too the attentions of the folks here? I do not know of anyother way to convien this story to CC, and it is a story only, if you read more into it than it says that is open to your way of thinking, simple I find it a great story, one that maybe will make ppl think that arguing, spitefully and maligant opinions should be kept , maybe not quiet , but al least to a minimum. It was meant for Hosts and guest/members/viewers/text chat ppl, for all inclusive to the CC site, as a simple example that we can all work together to make anything better, even Stone soup, we all have things to share, abilities, feelings, history, caring, that will make us all better ppl if shared. You ask if I try to show a Have / Have not theory, nothing of the kind crossed my mind, as all in the story had little but all had something also. As to the Holy Season, if that ruffles any ones feathers, excuse me, I mean no disrespect or slight to any religion, but basically I think Christian and Jewish is the dominate religion here at the site and both are now entering a "holy" season. The story does not reference any religion, I did, I apoligize to anyone if you find it offensive, it was not meant to be and was soley added by myself and not part of the original story. Just read the story, get out of it what you care to take or ignore it, it is just a story.
RE: Stone Soup
USAtoday47, Your point about wanting to convey this message to the CC "community" [CC's self-description, not yours, and certainly not mine] is well taken. I was simply struck by the contrast between the moral ideal that you offer and the forum in which you offer it. The essentially sordid services purveyed in this cyber marketplace stand in stark relief to the noble aspiration you express for mankind. Your thought aspires to the noblest aspect of our nature---rendering us, as is said in Proverbs, "a little lower than the angels." By contrast, the essential aim (exploited by the owners and operators) of sites like these is an appeal to our basest side (the wholesome-sounding "Family & Friends" category notwithstanding, where the base element is simply repressed but not gone).
I believe you when you say you did not contemplate the Have/Have-Not division that is so apparent in the social economics of this place. Again, the exploiters simply turn it into a profit---with the 'lion's share' for themselves and the crumbs for the hosts who are the 'sine qua non' of these places.
Having said all that, I readily admit nobody has had a gun put to his or her head to come here. Still, I wonder at astute observation of Jean Jacque Rousseau, who wrote in his famous work, "The Origin of Inequality Among Men," : "Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains." Christmas is a message of hope, a beacon of light by which we might see our way out of servitude. Merry Christmas to all.
I believe you when you say you did not contemplate the Have/Have-Not division that is so apparent in the social economics of this place. Again, the exploiters simply turn it into a profit---with the 'lion's share' for themselves and the crumbs for the hosts who are the 'sine qua non' of these places.
Having said all that, I readily admit nobody has had a gun put to his or her head to come here. Still, I wonder at astute observation of Jean Jacque Rousseau, who wrote in his famous work, "The Origin of Inequality Among Men," : "Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains." Christmas is a message of hope, a beacon of light by which we might see our way out of servitude. Merry Christmas to all.
RE: Stone Soup
In russia we have a similar story but it is about axe porrige, a soldier, old man and old women who were very greedy and the moral was in being clever when you need smth. i think. :P
RE: Stone Soup
story seems to be how to con a lot of simple-minded, impoverished c*ts out of what little they have left! :-(
RE: Stone Soup
That's the most communistic thing I've ever heard.
But yes, Merry Christmas, everyone - even to all you pinko hippies out there.
But yes, Merry Christmas, everyone - even to all you pinko hippies out there.
voice programs?
i know there is a program that can read computer text , but i do not know how to locate/search for it. can anyone take the time to point in to it and or teach me?
RE: voice programs?
sorry, i said it wrong.
like a news article or a a web page with much text on it or something like that. im sure it would not work in a chatroom type format .
like a news article or a a web page with much text on it or something like that. im sure it would not work in a chatroom type format .
RE: voice programs?
thats sad ST.
not that it wouldnt work,
but that you, with a callsign such as SenTech couldnt respond with a more informative post.
not that it wouldnt work,
but that you, with a callsign such as SenTech couldnt respond with a more informative post.
RE: voice programs?
johnz, Windows XP comes with one of the text-to-speech programs you are referring to. It is called Narrator and would be found by clicking on Start, then Programs, then Accesories, then Accessibility. Since it is a program that was included for people with poor vision and handicaps, I am not sure if it is installed on everyones computer by default, so if you do not find it there you will have to get out your Window's disk and install it. I tried it and it uses a synthesized computer voice. If you have ever heard Steven Hawkins in an interview using his, it sounds exactly the same. Hope that helps.
RE: voice programs?
thank you captain, i have something like that in my win98. i was hoping for something more, say in a choice of voices such as the i want to fuck type of moany voice :D
thank you tho.
thank you tho.
RE: voice programs?
http://www.download.com/Ultra-Hal-Text-to-Speech-Reader/3003-7239_4-10329180.html?tag=tab_rev
Just press and hold the left mouse button, drag it over the text you want read to highlight it, then simultaneously hit "Ctrl" and "c" on your keyboard and your 'puter starts a-yappin'. Sounds easy enough, and you have 20 hot, steamy digital voices to choose from too. :P
If you want to look for other possible programs, just type "text voice" in the search field up top on that webpage and a few more will pop up - this one had the highest editor rating though.
Just press and hold the left mouse button, drag it over the text you want read to highlight it, then simultaneously hit "Ctrl" and "c" on your keyboard and your 'puter starts a-yappin'. Sounds easy enough, and you have 20 hot, steamy digital voices to choose from too. :P
If you want to look for other possible programs, just type "text voice" in the search field up top on that webpage and a few more will pop up - this one had the highest editor rating though.
RE: WHY?
Care to cite examles of your lameness? (just to help us get to the root of your problem :)
RE: WHY?
why dave, as being a long time host and member, i thought you knew? Hmm, i am somewhat arrogant. :=D
RE: WHY?
Oh yea now i think i know who you're talking about, that guy that use to call himself morbius?
RE: fireman
Maybe he's married or not looking for love right now.
Try asking this same question in a few more days, someone will have the right answer for you :P
Try asking this same question in a few more days, someone will have the right answer for you :P
RE: LOVE (PART2)
why not let her talk, ask all she needs. if you are tired of reading it.. then just skip the post... it is not mandatory that you read it. :)
RE: LOVE (PART2)
Firrelove, what would you do if he was the man next door? What would you do to show him that you loved him? Have you spoken to him about meeting in person yet? I wish you much luck in your pursuit
RE: LOVE (PART2)
The words "I love you" are easy for many to say and have been misused by people with ulterior motives. That it is why it has become difficult to trust people when they say it. If you really want him to believe your love is real, then you have to do more than just say the words, you have to show him with your actions. Actions speak louder than words. And many times peoples words and actions do not match, so you know they are lying with their words. Say what you feel and make sure ur actions say the same thing to him and he will soon believe u r being honest with him. But do not be upset. Some people take longer to fall in love than others and are more cautious of others who say they love them after only a short time.
RE: For Viewers
At $1.69 per minute minimum every second counts. If you want to get to know a member better before a video you can use text chat. Presumably if you go to A little Shy your price will be greatly reduced. That will increase the chance a member will say hi and goodbye. Remember a host wants to do the least for the most and for the longest time. The member wants to see the most for the least and for the shortest time possible. Quid pro quo.
RE: For Viewers
yes dear, you are in the wrong section. Instant action isn't 5 minutes of Hello, What's your name? How are you? Where you from? It's pretty much "instant action".
Good luck with whatever you decide :P
Good luck with whatever you decide :P
RE: For Viewers
lol guys! im in instant action, and i always have a nice chat before the *action* iven if im in instant - im not gonna strip 4 a rude guys. But here actually nobody rude with me. So dear, u maybe just need some talent to make ppl wanna TALK to u!
Good luck!
Good luck!
Emoticons
Do hosts realize that most members (and alot of other hosts) HATE when the com chat room is flooded with emoticons? When I am there and I see a host that usually floods the room....I put them on IGNORE right away. So I guess I am ASKING PLEASE STOP FLOODING THE ROOM!!!!!!!
RE: Emoticons
If it bothers you so just iggy them and let it be. Some host sit in the room for hours and hours, day after day and their brain starts to turn to mush. Me personally I would like to see a new selection, the Uzi is gettin old. Cheers :P
RE: Emoticons
Thanks for your reply zing, but I said "some host" not all.
P.S. I'm not sure what you mean by unic, care to exlain?
P.S. I'm not sure what you mean by unic, care to exlain?
RE: Emoticons
'unic' can be safely construed as 'unique'; hence "Do you think you are unique?"
to zing
thanks for your request it has been read,noted & discarded.if you can't handle my replies then best you make sure your posts are more considered.i hope you had/have a good rest sleepy one :--))
to old timer
tell me oh nosey one,why should i let posters tell me what i should do without responding?if you let a weed grow in your garden it will spread its the same here with these types of posters if you don't respond in their little minds they become emboldened.they are the weeds of forum.so i'm just trying to keep the garden pristine.
RE: to old timer
in your old age you must be losing it.i said trying not keeping.big difference old one.i'd prefer to try & fail than spend my life like you as a passenger & spectator.even when they change their nick it means i have at least partially succeeded.so you continue in your rocking chair watching the world pass by.enjoy your sunset years
RE: to old timer
just had to try and get the last word in huh? Just proves my original point..hahaha...opps..my dentures fell out.
Joke
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it everytime he falls asleep.
The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS!!Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD!!and goes back to sleep. The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!
The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS!!Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD!!and goes back to sleep. The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!
Womens rights
WOMEN'S RIGHTS
The following took place at an international conference for women's rights.
The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our
husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
(The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing,
but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well.
(The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, a Jamaican lady, stood up and said," After lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his tucker and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself.
(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).
She continued...........................
"Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing.
Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing,
but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit out of my leff eye."
The following took place at an international conference for women's rights.
The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our
husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
(The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing,
but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well.
(The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, a Jamaican lady, stood up and said," After lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his tucker and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself.
(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).
She continued...........................
"Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing.
Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing,
but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit out of my leff eye."
Question
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner?
a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
a.. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner?
a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
a.. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
RE: Question
If you take an aspirin for your headache, how does it know to go from your stomach to your head? What if you take aspirin the next day for pain in your foot? Will it know to go the opposite direction this time?
Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
I was reading a men's mag in the gym the other day and there is an article about an interview with our fav shock jock Howard.
He is asked about various parts of his new life on satellite radio etc but the interview then asks about Iraq and what he would do.
He then states that the fundamental problem with a lot of Muslim men is lack of pussy and that what Bagdad needs is lots of strip clubs and cat houses otherwise all this primordial frustration will continue to be directed to negative goals......yeah those 70 virgins for suicidal acts ...........yeah make love not war again.
At first read this seems typical over the top Howard but after you think about it a bit it starts to take on a life of itself. A future growth area for CC????
He is asked about various parts of his new life on satellite radio etc but the interview then asks about Iraq and what he would do.
He then states that the fundamental problem with a lot of Muslim men is lack of pussy and that what Bagdad needs is lots of strip clubs and cat houses otherwise all this primordial frustration will continue to be directed to negative goals......yeah those 70 virgins for suicidal acts ...........yeah make love not war again.
At first read this seems typical over the top Howard but after you think about it a bit it starts to take on a life of itself. A future growth area for CC????
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
Yes, as i read and heard, it was proved that all the mental and psychic problems are caused by sexual unsatisfaction. All the maniacs (not only those who rape their victims) are sexually unsatisfied. Sex is not just a pleasure, but a physic urge which let the organism run its' processes properly.
After all, wars and all those activities might be just a mere sublimation. People need spend their sexual energy, but they can't (well said, coz of "lack of pussy") and so they have to carry it to another activity. Again its' an organism's urge.
After all, wars and all those activities might be just a mere sublimation. People need spend their sexual energy, but they can't (well said, coz of "lack of pussy") and so they have to carry it to another activity. Again its' an organism's urge.
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
So what you're saying is that Putin keeps poisoning people because Lyudmila has cut him off?
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
Triksy you have gone beyond thnking out of the box to "thinking about the box" congrats :)
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
Can i think about ur box also Triksy... :P yummmmyyy:D
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
Will you volunteer to goto Iraq to provide such a service to help aid world peace?
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
anyone posting things here against the war is tantamount to treason. you have been warned!
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
You are making the assumption these folks are from the US? Remember there are other countries besides the US, Canada and Mexico (the 51st state)
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
you are correct dave, we should make Mexico the 51st state! as to other countries.........who are they?-lol!
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
as our motto is "Death from Above," I can't wait to get back there! This will be my 5th tour!!!!!!!!
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
yeah death from above because in man to man combat...........guess what.........u lose. Careful not to get hit by the friendly fire. We'd miss you.
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
on a site I used to frequent there were alot of guys from Iraq on there too. Just goes to show.
RE: Howard Stern.........the Newest Luminary on Iraq
tahts right bub, we are everywhere! love it or leave it!