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Sorry I was bored :)
When I was born my mother said "Oh God what have I done"
"I've inflicted on the world a really ugly son"
A few years passed and I was sent away to attend school
but all that showed to me was I was nothing but a fool
My teen years came and I asked a girl If I could have one kiss
She looked at me then laughad and said "Your taking the fucking piss"
It was at this point I decided that I would set myself a test
To find a task at which, I was perfect and the best
I tried to be a doctor and I thought it would do the trick
but all the patients cried that I made them feel more sick
I then became an artist's model but I was not too good
All those budding painters refused to paint me nude.
Next for me was farming, lots of animals I did keep
Unfortunately I got too friendly with several of the sheep
It was at this point while I was feeling sad, dejected and depressed
I realised it was time for me to forget about my quest.
And now my little poem is nearly at an end
I joined a little porn site with the name "ImNotYourFriend"
and there I met a lovely girl I really have to thank her
for she let me see that I am a perfect wanker.
"I've inflicted on the world a really ugly son"
A few years passed and I was sent away to attend school
but all that showed to me was I was nothing but a fool
My teen years came and I asked a girl If I could have one kiss
She looked at me then laughad and said "Your taking the fucking piss"
It was at this point I decided that I would set myself a test
To find a task at which, I was perfect and the best
I tried to be a doctor and I thought it would do the trick
but all the patients cried that I made them feel more sick
I then became an artist's model but I was not too good
All those budding painters refused to paint me nude.
Next for me was farming, lots of animals I did keep
Unfortunately I got too friendly with several of the sheep
It was at this point while I was feeling sad, dejected and depressed
I realised it was time for me to forget about my quest.
And now my little poem is nearly at an end
I joined a little porn site with the name "ImNotYourFriend"
and there I met a lovely girl I really have to thank her
for she let me see that I am a perfect wanker.
RE: Sorry I was bored :)
Yes Nadeen you can kiss me anytime you like :P
lol bloke :) hey wait you may have a point :(
Psy thanks I think your cute too (well cute for a redneck :P)
I know Mondo I tell the truth and they still don't believe me :(
lol bloke :) hey wait you may have a point :(
Psy thanks I think your cute too (well cute for a redneck :P)
I know Mondo I tell the truth and they still don't believe me :(
RE: Sorry I was bored :)
See what I mean, INYF, tell the truth and no-one but no-one believes you. :-D
RE: Sorry I was bored :)
dont give up your social security check just yet ImNotYourFriend--poor writing
My Prize cabinet stays empty again :(
Oh damn friend you mean I won't be winning a Pulitzer prize or a Booker prize again this year :(
I was really hoping that this year they would broaden their horizons and take into consideration a poem written in 10 minutes, on an adult webcam site by a guy waiting to wank himself silly.
As for the social security cheque I will recieve my next one just in time for Christmas so please don't you fret about it :)
Don't worry I won't point out that you made two grammatical errors in your very first, four letter, word :D.
I was really hoping that this year they would broaden their horizons and take into consideration a poem written in 10 minutes, on an adult webcam site by a guy waiting to wank himself silly.
As for the social security cheque I will recieve my next one just in time for Christmas so please don't you fret about it :)
Don't worry I won't point out that you made two grammatical errors in your very first, four letter, word :D.
RE: Sorry I was bored :)
Now I understand why he like his host to wear wool sweaters when he slaps the one eyed bishop...lol
Christmas Tree
I was going into the Seattle airport yesterday, and noticed the big Christmas Tree was being dismantled. Hey look, I'm not a Christian Fanatic, but I do enjoy seeing the X-Mas Tree during the holiday season. It kind of sets the good mood for this time of year. Asking someone at the airport why it was being taken down, I was told a Jewish Rabbi insisted that the tree be taken down. My God, what will it be next? The lights, the wreaths, the simple decorations?
RE: Christmas Tree
Oh try the UK! Here the traditional Christian festival was cancelled in London because other faiths objected! :(
RE: Christmas Tree
it is a very sad world when others can not allow someone to celebrate their faith! why the need to object to such things? is there really that much hate in this world? Maybe we just need to ban all holidays from now on... so no one can be offended!
RE: Christmas Tree
I hear ya ally.......I was going to say "wow that's incredible," but actually come to think about it, I'm really not surprised about this incident in London 'in this day and age,' and yes, it is sad! As a big fan of Victorian history, I've read about the magnificant Christmas Celebrations that were put on by Queen Victoria, and especially in London! In a way perhaps it's a good thing that Monarchs like her aren't around these days to see what's become of celebrating the holiday season. Needless to say, she probably would be Shocked! Can only wonder what QEII thinks about all of this? On the otherhand, perhaps that's not important either............ :((
RE: Christmas Tree
Ah Jiver yes, thanks for correction. It was indeed the PC brigade trying to think for others and imposing on them objections they may well not have had.
RE: Christmas Tree
This story may not be as simple as it seems at first glance.
According to the story I read, a rabbi felt that a holiday display in a public facility should include a menorah, since it is the season of Hanukah also. The rabbi said that he did not have any objection to the Christmas tree display, but he wanted his religion represented also.
The Seattle Port Commission felt that they could not accomodate the request because if they did, they would need to provide displays for every religion. Given that they did not have the resources to do this and the rabbi was threatening to sue, they decided that the best course of action was to remove the Christmas tree display.
At this point everyone including the rabbi is unhappy with the outcome.
Here is the story I read: http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2715008&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
According to the story I read, a rabbi felt that a holiday display in a public facility should include a menorah, since it is the season of Hanukah also. The rabbi said that he did not have any objection to the Christmas tree display, but he wanted his religion represented also.
The Seattle Port Commission felt that they could not accomodate the request because if they did, they would need to provide displays for every religion. Given that they did not have the resources to do this and the rabbi was threatening to sue, they decided that the best course of action was to remove the Christmas tree display.
At this point everyone including the rabbi is unhappy with the outcome.
Here is the story I read: http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2715008&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
RE: Christmas Tree
A story never is as simple as it is at first glance. Just because you have presented a set of facts from the media as well as the internet, doesn't necessarily mean that you have all the correct facts either. Perhaps the incident is even more complex than the media and the internet can fathom. I personally have heard several conflicting stories on this subject, since the incident first became public. Personally, I think it will all boil down to just "who and what" anyone or everyone wants to believe. I have my own opinions on what I believe, and I don't believe the Jewish Rabbi............
RE: Christmas Tree
I agree with a lot of what you said. I did not intend to claim that I had ALL the facts. I simply added some additional information and cited the source so others could make up their own mind.
I am curious however why you have concluded that you do not believe the rabbi. Perhaps you have some more facts you can share? So far I have not heard anything that would allow me to conclude that either the rabbi or the commission is at fault.
I am curious however why you have concluded that you do not believe the rabbi. Perhaps you have some more facts you can share? So far I have not heard anything that would allow me to conclude that either the rabbi or the commission is at fault.
RE: Christmas Tree
look, I'm not here to be "politically correct" nor 100% perfect, which is beyond any human being regardless of their knowledge. I'm citing my own past experiences with others from their "respective religion." And no, I'd be a fool to post those experiences on this site. If I did, I'd be leaving myself wide open for attack, and I'm just not going to do that. I will say this for the record; (and probably catch hell for it) that the American-Jewish Lobby, is the most powerful political and financial lobby in the entire United States.........
RE: Christmas Tree
What I find laughably hypocritical about the situation is that the guy is more than just a rabbi, he's one of those super rabbis with the curls over his ears and everything. If the guy wants to piss and moan about a Christian display in public, couldn't the very same pissing and moaning be directed back at him for walking around in public looking like such a mega Jew?
What a load of crap.
What a load of crap.
RE: Christmas Tree
I would like to respect all faiths... and a Christian putting up a tree for Christmas does not force a non beleiver to accept it ,, nor should they force us who do beleive to cahange our lifes just to suit them.
Is a lot better to make an attempt at peace even if it is a simple tree as opposed to some people who dictate peace at the end of a gun. Thanks and happy days to all here :)
Is a lot better to make an attempt at peace even if it is a simple tree as opposed to some people who dictate peace at the end of a gun. Thanks and happy days to all here :)
RE: Christmas Tree
If a local government puts a decoration up for one faith, then they really should do it for all faiths…. But people should not try to have decorations removed just because it is not their faith. Most celebrations are based on peace, love and joy… who in their right mind would want to stop such a thing?
I hope in my heart that holidays will not be banned one day but we will see what the people of today make tomorrow for all of us.
Maybe it is just human nature to bash others. You even see it here in the fourm… that host, that viewer, that person must be American, Romanian, Russian… whatever. It is a simple lack of caring… apathy if you will.
It was mentioned that America was is close to the state it was during the Vietnam war, well I do not see that all. During the Vietnam war there were a lot of people upset, who had compassion, love, happiness and so forth in their hearts and souls… not true today. Yes, there a lot of people upset about the war now, but there is no passion in their hearts like there was back in the 60’s. So sad… makes me want to move from here…. Oh wait… I am moving far far away… a happy though indeed!… :)))))))
I hope in my heart that holidays will not be banned one day but we will see what the people of today make tomorrow for all of us.
Maybe it is just human nature to bash others. You even see it here in the fourm… that host, that viewer, that person must be American, Romanian, Russian… whatever. It is a simple lack of caring… apathy if you will.
It was mentioned that America was is close to the state it was during the Vietnam war, well I do not see that all. During the Vietnam war there were a lot of people upset, who had compassion, love, happiness and so forth in their hearts and souls… not true today. Yes, there a lot of people upset about the war now, but there is no passion in their hearts like there was back in the 60’s. So sad… makes me want to move from here…. Oh wait… I am moving far far away… a happy though indeed!… :)))))))
RE: Christmas Tree
I liked the 40s best. Lots of fireworks in London and I was born. (Think they were fireworks).
RE: Christmas Tree
Well Hummer, all I can tell you is that it's just a matter of time, maybe another 10 years, and you won't be seeing any traditional Christmas displays in public area's. Maybe bela70 is on to something here. Perhaps one day, all holidays will be banned, and perhaps not only religious ones too. I hate to sound pesimistic, but I just don't hold high hopes for the future. What's that country and western song? something like="you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself."........maybe thats the bottom line?
It's a Christmas miracle!
Just caught word on Imus that the trees are going back up!
Apparently a poll was taken and a majority of people wanted the trees to go back up WITHOUT the menorah that the rabbi made such a stink about. Proof, I think, that the majority of Americans are nauseated by political correctness and such an attempt to dictate some kind of cultural inclusion only by threat of a lawsuit.
Hallelujah! :)
Apparently a poll was taken and a majority of people wanted the trees to go back up WITHOUT the menorah that the rabbi made such a stink about. Proof, I think, that the majority of Americans are nauseated by political correctness and such an attempt to dictate some kind of cultural inclusion only by threat of a lawsuit.
Hallelujah! :)
RE: It's a Christmas miracle!
No doubt Hummer, that's good news. However I still think it 'speaks volumes' in that a Jewish Rabbi all by himself, can walk into a major US International airport, and "insist" that a symbol of the Christmas holiday season be taken down, and the airport reps 'completely comply' immediately to his request. I think what you have here is a 'small victory' for those of us who enjoy seeing an ocassional Christmas tree in public, but I expect more incidents like the 'Seattle One' to follow, however not all of these will be reported in the media. Notice I didn't mention anything about 'religious symbols' that symbolize the 'Birth of Christ.' As said, it's kind of nice to see Trees, Wreaths, Lights, Decorations, etc, that help to put us all in a more jovial mood this time of year. However due to this 'constant wave' of so called 'political correctness' that is sweeping America like a Tidal Wave, I'm just not very optimistic about the future.
In the meantime, Enjoy the Holidays! :))
I think we just need to enjoy the Hoidays, while they last, as there is no guarantee that we'll have them in the future.
In the meantime, Enjoy the Holidays! :))
I think we just need to enjoy the Hoidays, while they last, as there is no guarantee that we'll have them in the future.
RE: It's a Christmas miracle!
Agree, I've been told I can no longer be called Saint Nick due to religious overtones :( and the PETA folks are allover my ass about the raindeer and the ACLU is breathing down my neck about my hiring practices with the elfs.
With the help of some lawyers I have changed my name to just "Bill" and setled out of court the the elfs by paying them with reindeer meat and a few thousand glasses of milk and cookies.
Screw this, I'm going to park my fat ass in front of a computer and wack-off to some pretty girls.
I'm outta here...Bill
With the help of some lawyers I have changed my name to just "Bill" and setled out of court the the elfs by paying them with reindeer meat and a few thousand glasses of milk and cookies.
Screw this, I'm going to park my fat ass in front of a computer and wack-off to some pretty girls.
I'm outta here...Bill
RE: Christmas Tree
Northwest, You’ve had the courage---indeed the temerity (!)---to point out how much power the American-Jewish Lobby (AIPAC?) wields. In fact these guys make the NRA and AARP look like rank pikers. Has Abraham Foxman put you in his cross-hairs yet and branded you an anti-semite?!!
There is great irony in our current political climate. In the name of "tolerance," people are intolerant of other peoples' religions, beliefs and ideas. [Sorry Hummer, your obvious disdain for the Hassidic Jew's dress shows the same intolerance as the Rabbi's intolerance of a Christmas tree displayed in a public airport.] The PC police are on a mission not only to proscribe free speech, but to prescribe speech as well. It is laughable in its most extreme forms, but it is dangerously insidious because the ultimate aim of controlling speech (or language) is an attempt to control thought! It is an Orwellian nightmare.
Our country has never been the land of freedom and tolerance that is portrayed in story-book popular consciousness. The Puritans (Calvinist Extremists), who left England to escape religious persecution, were among the most intolerant of the early American settlers. The Massachusetts Bay Colony was a hotbed of intolerance. (Witch Trials, Burning Jesuits, etc.) Our country was founded by old line Protestants. It took 184 years before a non-Protestant was elected president, and there has only been one, John Kennedy. During the 1960 Presidential campaign, Kennedy was labeled a "papist." A vicious propaganda campaign was launched to convince people he would not be loyal to his Constitutional duties because he would be taking his orders from the Vatican.
The founding fathers (especially Jefferson) were mindful of the dangers of allowing religion to influence or be the basis of good government. The protections that our constitution affords its citizens are essential to being a genuinely free people. Unfortunately, we witness on almost a daily basis a citizen with a frivolous, infantile complaint (like the Rabbi) who comes forth invoking these protections and thereby makes a mockery of the larger principle. As you point out re: the Rabbi's complaint, he did not want to have to file a "stupid" [his description] lawsuit. Truth is, the Rabbi is probably just some loveable 'schlemiel' stirring up a controversy. Jewish culture is filled with this kind of thing. Their history is replete with the people arguing with Yahweh. An old joke among Jews is, "When you get two Jews in the same room you get three opinions." Jews can be extremely maddening at times, but they are a remarkable people with a remarkable history. As Mark Twain once quipped, "The Jews are like everybody else, only more so." lol!
While the disproportionate influence of the American-Jewish lobby in America's political process is cause for concern---and how dare anyone utter even the mildest criticism of this incontestable fact(!!)---I am more concerned about the political clout the 80 million-plus people in America who call themselves evangelical (fundamentalist) Christians. These folks (perhaps best represented by the now scandalized former House Majority Leader, erstwhile Exterminator, born-again Christian, Tom Delay of Texas), have been unabashed in their stated agenda to do away with what they call the "artificial" separation of Church & State. In other words, they want to turn our Government into a theocracy! (Not unlike what John Calvin had in mind; No accident, since fundamentalist Christians are the spiritual descendants of Calvin).
But now for the real "coup." The fundamentalist Christians are in bed with the Orthodox Jews. Strange bedfellows, huh? Yes, but each group uses the other to promote its own fossilized agenda. The Fundamentalists use the Jews---giving their support to the State of Israel---to validate their belief in the fulfillment of New Testament scripture. But they part company when it comes time for the "Rapture." Then only the born-again believers will be saved. The Jews, Catholics [for whom fundamentalist Baptists have always had an abiding animosity], as well as garden-variety Protestants will be left behind. The Jews, on the other hand, use the Fundamentalists for one simple reason: they are a constituency of 80+ people! They could care less about what these stupid goyum think about the “rapture” and such. But they know a good deal when they see one and why not take advantage of it. Of the two groups, the Jews are the most clear-sighted. It is simple politics and economics. The Fundamentalists however—apart from the cynical manipulators [e.g.Ralph Reed]---actually believe this shit, and that makes them more dangerous. As Jefferson pointed out, a people cannot be both ignorant and free.
On a lighter note, it is ironic indeed that this discussion began with a note about a “Christmas tree.” There is, in origin, nothing Christian about a Christmas tree. The practice derives from the practice of tree worshipping among the Germanic tribes of Northern Europe who were reluctant converts to Christianity---but hey, at sword point we will profess belief! The conquerors understood the wisdom of letting the conquered people retain something of their original Pagan beliefs, hence [and lets all sing along now boys and girls] “O Tannenbaum(sp?)…. O Tannenbaum….”
Let’s hope, during this season of Hope, that we might catch a glimpse of what is possible for ourselves and for mankind. Let us hope that we have the knowledge and wisdom to understand what we ought to fight for in regard of our political blessings given to us by our Constitution and not confuse the petty with the important. And, more immediately, if we can find shelter from the onslaught of crass, commercial bullshit coming at us at all angles 24/7, let us enjoy as best we can, the spirit of Christmas. [ATTENTION SHOPPERS: All Blow-up Santas on display in aisle 3 are now 50% off]….Well, at least we can try! Merry Christmas to all!
There is great irony in our current political climate. In the name of "tolerance," people are intolerant of other peoples' religions, beliefs and ideas. [Sorry Hummer, your obvious disdain for the Hassidic Jew's dress shows the same intolerance as the Rabbi's intolerance of a Christmas tree displayed in a public airport.] The PC police are on a mission not only to proscribe free speech, but to prescribe speech as well. It is laughable in its most extreme forms, but it is dangerously insidious because the ultimate aim of controlling speech (or language) is an attempt to control thought! It is an Orwellian nightmare.
Our country has never been the land of freedom and tolerance that is portrayed in story-book popular consciousness. The Puritans (Calvinist Extremists), who left England to escape religious persecution, were among the most intolerant of the early American settlers. The Massachusetts Bay Colony was a hotbed of intolerance. (Witch Trials, Burning Jesuits, etc.) Our country was founded by old line Protestants. It took 184 years before a non-Protestant was elected president, and there has only been one, John Kennedy. During the 1960 Presidential campaign, Kennedy was labeled a "papist." A vicious propaganda campaign was launched to convince people he would not be loyal to his Constitutional duties because he would be taking his orders from the Vatican.
The founding fathers (especially Jefferson) were mindful of the dangers of allowing religion to influence or be the basis of good government. The protections that our constitution affords its citizens are essential to being a genuinely free people. Unfortunately, we witness on almost a daily basis a citizen with a frivolous, infantile complaint (like the Rabbi) who comes forth invoking these protections and thereby makes a mockery of the larger principle. As you point out re: the Rabbi's complaint, he did not want to have to file a "stupid" [his description] lawsuit. Truth is, the Rabbi is probably just some loveable 'schlemiel' stirring up a controversy. Jewish culture is filled with this kind of thing. Their history is replete with the people arguing with Yahweh. An old joke among Jews is, "When you get two Jews in the same room you get three opinions." Jews can be extremely maddening at times, but they are a remarkable people with a remarkable history. As Mark Twain once quipped, "The Jews are like everybody else, only more so." lol!
While the disproportionate influence of the American-Jewish lobby in America's political process is cause for concern---and how dare anyone utter even the mildest criticism of this incontestable fact(!!)---I am more concerned about the political clout the 80 million-plus people in America who call themselves evangelical (fundamentalist) Christians. These folks (perhaps best represented by the now scandalized former House Majority Leader, erstwhile Exterminator, born-again Christian, Tom Delay of Texas), have been unabashed in their stated agenda to do away with what they call the "artificial" separation of Church & State. In other words, they want to turn our Government into a theocracy! (Not unlike what John Calvin had in mind; No accident, since fundamentalist Christians are the spiritual descendants of Calvin).
But now for the real "coup." The fundamentalist Christians are in bed with the Orthodox Jews. Strange bedfellows, huh? Yes, but each group uses the other to promote its own fossilized agenda. The Fundamentalists use the Jews---giving their support to the State of Israel---to validate their belief in the fulfillment of New Testament scripture. But they part company when it comes time for the "Rapture." Then only the born-again believers will be saved. The Jews, Catholics [for whom fundamentalist Baptists have always had an abiding animosity], as well as garden-variety Protestants will be left behind. The Jews, on the other hand, use the Fundamentalists for one simple reason: they are a constituency of 80+ people! They could care less about what these stupid goyum think about the “rapture” and such. But they know a good deal when they see one and why not take advantage of it. Of the two groups, the Jews are the most clear-sighted. It is simple politics and economics. The Fundamentalists however—apart from the cynical manipulators [e.g.Ralph Reed]---actually believe this shit, and that makes them more dangerous. As Jefferson pointed out, a people cannot be both ignorant and free.
On a lighter note, it is ironic indeed that this discussion began with a note about a “Christmas tree.” There is, in origin, nothing Christian about a Christmas tree. The practice derives from the practice of tree worshipping among the Germanic tribes of Northern Europe who were reluctant converts to Christianity---but hey, at sword point we will profess belief! The conquerors understood the wisdom of letting the conquered people retain something of their original Pagan beliefs, hence [and lets all sing along now boys and girls] “O Tannenbaum(sp?)…. O Tannenbaum….”
Let’s hope, during this season of Hope, that we might catch a glimpse of what is possible for ourselves and for mankind. Let us hope that we have the knowledge and wisdom to understand what we ought to fight for in regard of our political blessings given to us by our Constitution and not confuse the petty with the important. And, more immediately, if we can find shelter from the onslaught of crass, commercial bullshit coming at us at all angles 24/7, let us enjoy as best we can, the spirit of Christmas. [ATTENTION SHOPPERS: All Blow-up Santas on display in aisle 3 are now 50% off]….Well, at least we can try! Merry Christmas to all!
RE: Christmas Tree
No, you're right imnth. The Rabbi was just on the news talking about it, as was a rep from the airport. The Rabbi's stance was, he wanted equal representation and the airport's was, "we don't want to have to pay to defend a stupid (my words, not his) lawsuit. To avoid a lawsuit, they removed all the trees and told airport personnel they could decorate their own work areas as they see fit. The Rabbi indeed does state he is unhappy to see it all removed and states it was not his intent. I guess he just wanted more decorations purchased at another's cost. He doesn't seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed and maybe he'll learn to keep his trap shut next year!
RE: Christmas Tree
yep wvli I heard it! Nice of you to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, I'd like to wish you the same, and All the Best for the New Year! :))
bad host, lies all the time
terrible host she should get into the new friends category not the category she is in, she lies about playing with you!!!!!!!!!!!11
RE: bad host, lies all the time
Who are you talking about? No point in posting this if you don't give her hostname.
RE: bad host, lies all the time
Yet every time a dodgy hosts name gets posted all that happens is a load of stupid name calling by other viewers. No point.
Did you ever notice...
Did you ever notice when an attractive person looks at you and smiles, you think "oh they're nice",
but when an ugly person looks at you and smiles you think "Ewww, what do they want? Get away from me wierdo"
Why is that?
but when an ugly person looks at you and smiles you think "Ewww, what do they want? Get away from me wierdo"
Why is that?
RE: Did you ever notice...
Was wonderful for me to read Nadeen! You are like one of those kind young women in my town who smile back at me. Some others don't, just pull a face or look hurriedly away but I work on percentages so God bless women like you. :-)))
RE: Did you ever notice...
if I smile at a young girl in my town I can see the word PERV eminating from there lips
RE: Did you ever notice...
Wow, so deep for a post that was intended to be a joke.
And I do look for inner beauty...that's why I visit host with Gyn vaginal speculums..haha. Hope this post dosen't get someone in a pissy mood.
And I do look for inner beauty...that's why I visit host with Gyn vaginal speculums..haha. Hope this post dosen't get someone in a pissy mood.
RE: Did you ever notice...
Imagine two spoons contrapted to work like the mini jaws of life for a woman's tuna taco.
RE: Did you ever notice...
Ain't true :)
Even if a person seems ugly to me, and smiles at me, I will smile back.. a smile doesn't cost a thing, really! Otherwise I would be badly broke...
Even if a person seems ugly to me, and smiles at me, I will smile back.. a smile doesn't cost a thing, really! Otherwise I would be badly broke...
oh i forgot to
happy birthday chase and welcome back to cc land, and yes i would love to buy one of your motorbikes, the red one you show me-
RE: oh i forgot to
thanks big show---there was only one girl on here that knew my birthday, and now i see some others do now--thanks for pointing that out to me-when you get my age you dont look in here as much-stay cool
RE: oh i forgot to
thanks-but i cant think--im older now--remember--but thank you anyway and wish you the best too
RE: hihihi
Suffering builds character. Let him cry. Let him cry............he should have made the commitment to make me the number one challanger........now I'm goin after Sgt Slaughter. Dig it !
RE: hihihi
Sgt Slaughter??!! That old koot? You can knock him over with a sharp salute. And why is he still only a buck Sgt? Article'd 15 so many times for his out of regs mustache?
RE: question for members
My experience is that many hosts don't really use their profile. Add to that, what ET said, you can't show everything in pics. If you look at most pic archives, you see a lot of the same pose. Rarely does it look much like what you see in vid. If you go by the pics, all most hosts do is pose with their face off the top of the screen and are mostly clothed. I would guess it's a rare profile here that is all-inclusive with what you'll see in vid in the pic archive and description in the profile. In fact, I've never seen a profile (in several years) that tells every little thing a host might do with each and every member.
RE: question for members
Well, Mom stopped doing phone sex years ago, so I guess I misspoke and "phone home" doesn't help much either!
RE: question for members
no there is no harm in asking otherwise we'd never find out what you do or don't do in vid. we don't always get a clue from your profile.
RE: question for members
Hosts use pictures in different ways. Some as very direct advertising show in pics exactly what they do in vid. Others use pics in a more indirect way as a "teaser" to interest the member but may show much more in vid than they do in pics or mention in profile. My experience is that more hosts are in the second category, especially if they are littleshy. Members consider that if you don't ask you will never receive.
RE: question for members
I think it is ok if members ask for things. Maybe they come up with a good idea I might like to try. ;)
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
Two minutes? What are you? A millionaire?
I do pretty much the same as you but I wait until the "lava is about to blow" then I go in vid, it's pretty much like this;
Host: Hi
Me: AHhhhhhhh, I just came, bye
Host: Wha....(click, end session)
Try it sometimes, it adds an air of mystery to you with the host.
I do pretty much the same as you but I wait until the "lava is about to blow" then I go in vid, it's pretty much like this;
Host: Hi
Me: AHhhhhhhh, I just came, bye
Host: Wha....(click, end session)
Try it sometimes, it adds an air of mystery to you with the host.
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
if a guy comes to video just for 1 min or less, does it mean he surpass u? :D ....hope u will improve your skills soon :P ...good luck! :)))
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
Nadeen ever read the book "Mobie Dick?" Its about something that can shoot over twenty feet high...................
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
Mobi = Tagologian word for "my scriveled and clap infested" .....do a google and get the real spelling
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
there is link there to download the book to your PX (no copywrited and available from Gutenburg project) itself so mom will never know
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
Nadeen, By all means read "Moby Dick." Melville is one of America's greatest novelists and some argue that "Moby Dick" is the greatest American novel. If you would prefer a shorter work as an introduction to Melville, I recommend "Bartleby the Scrivner," a short story (or short novella).
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
Yeah yeah Nadeen is one of our "CC sweethearts" with a heart of gold..............or maybe just smarter than the other hosts .......:)
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
You are right. That middle section about whaling does drag. And it is somewhat curious insofar as it is a digression from the narrative flow.
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
I have to agree. If you spend a while chatting with the host and looking at her pics you can get a head start on the process. Let's face it most of the members who come here are hornier than usual so they are predisposed to getting up, getting off and getting out in a timely manner. Time is money boys and girls.
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
i look for a sexy profile
then go to textchat and the photo blinking gets me excited
then i goto vid, ask to see her boobs
and try my best to not cum in the first 30 seconds
most of the time i can last almost 1 minute
then go to textchat and the photo blinking gets me excited
then i goto vid, ask to see her boobs
and try my best to not cum in the first 30 seconds
most of the time i can last almost 1 minute
RE: how do you cum in 2 minutes?
Sounds like you are asking the best way to maximize the pleasure of your masturbatory experience at the least possible cost. Most hosts are not inclined to indulge an infantile salutation like, "BB I'm jerking off and ready to cum..." You don't really expect them to immediately pull off their panties and rub their clit and provide you with a visual accompaniment as you shoot your load, do you? I think the very best scenario you can happen upon is entering a room where the host is already in the middle of her "show." Best yet is to enter a couples's site and the girl is sucking the guy off and 1-2 minutes away from a hot cream facial. Then you can shoot in tandem with the guy whose dick she is REALLY sucking, which you only imagine---and pay for!
Perhaps after "cleaning up", and feeling less than fulfilled by your onanistic indulgence, it occurs to you that you were not as clever as you think you are by pounding your pudding and coordinating it with the chat host at minimal expense. Then you remember a quip written on the wall of an old sleaze-bar you once frequented: "Pussy is sweet and so is honey./ Beat your meat and save your money."
Don't stop being "curious." It may well lead you out of this maze of depravity. In fact----and no offense intended here---that curiosity might lead you to post a question of your fellow guests that is slightly more elevated than, "How do you guys jerk off?"
Perhaps after "cleaning up", and feeling less than fulfilled by your onanistic indulgence, it occurs to you that you were not as clever as you think you are by pounding your pudding and coordinating it with the chat host at minimal expense. Then you remember a quip written on the wall of an old sleaze-bar you once frequented: "Pussy is sweet and so is honey./ Beat your meat and save your money."
Don't stop being "curious." It may well lead you out of this maze of depravity. In fact----and no offense intended here---that curiosity might lead you to post a question of your fellow guests that is slightly more elevated than, "How do you guys jerk off?"
RE: keeper of my dreams
lovely poem Anne. :) Keep them coming and never mind the ones who would be bothered by a romantic mood. :)
RE: keeper of my dreams
anne--cool poem--i can see that came from your heart, body and soul--thats very lovely
RE: keeper of my dreams
er...u think ur english isnt good enough to write poems? too fuckin right it isnt...coz u didnt write it...
http://www.lovelandia.com/archive/013616.html
oh dear anne...trying to get good comments and make ppl think u r thoughtful..shows how much u crave attention if u "steal" someone else's work and then say "Not sure if my english good enough to write poems, but i hope u will like it:) " knowin full well u didnt write it...grow up woman
http://www.lovelandia.com/archive/013616.html
oh dear anne...trying to get good comments and make ppl think u r thoughtful..shows how much u crave attention if u "steal" someone else's work and then say "Not sure if my english good enough to write poems, but i hope u will like it:) " knowin full well u didnt write it...grow up woman
RE: keeper of my dreams
OOhhhh, dammm!
Busted for plagiarism..lol. Please don't tell her to grown up, if she grows anymore she will be an over the hill post op :P
Busted for plagiarism..lol. Please don't tell her to grown up, if she grows anymore she will be an over the hill post op :P
RE: keeper of my dreams
Oh Annie, what a silly silly thing to do! Anybody who has witnessed your trivial mumblings on comm chat would surely know you aint capable of writing such a poem.
In future stick to your strengths......'Hi all'......'back'......'brb'......'lol'.
In future stick to your strengths......'Hi all'......'back'......'brb'......'lol'.
RE: keeper of my dreams
why sure it's real name. why wouldn't we believe you? or is it that your becoming unbelievable........?
RE: keeper of my dreams
urodik? is that something to do with the Common Market? A kind of Brussels-dictated penis standard? Wonder what happens if I don't comply? :-(((
RE: keeper of my dreams
Sorry? Think crossed-wires here! Hope your relationship is very rewarding and even hot and sticky! ;)
RE: keeper of my dreams
goddamn people,it's just a poem that anne wanted to share.whether or not she wrote it doesn't matter.she was sharing some heart felt words and i thank her for sharing it with us.give the poor woman a little slack here would you?just accept that she wanted to share such kind words and don't worry about who or where it came from.damn.
RE: keeper of my dreams
I have to agree with you paco, this whole thread has gotten way out of hand. It's gone into a completely surreal world! What you have here are some university professors who frequent this site. It's obvious that some of them have English literature backgrounds, etc. I really think that Anne meant no harm with this poem, and just wanted to share it with her friends, fellow hosts, and favorite members that she has on this site. Yea so what if she did borrow the poem, if I know Anne, she always has the best intentions at heart. What you have here are some extremely educated members, who flaunt their all knowing-knowledge in order to destroy some very likable chathost's, that they personally cannot stand. It's sad and tragic, when they try and ruin some good clean fun for everyone. I'm afraid CC's has entred an entirely new dimension....... :(
Joke
Hope you will like this
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
RE: Joke
glad it was a joke-you two are so freaking funny--is that why you two love each other
RE: Joke
LOOOL :)))
I have a question: has this site got any Cristmass trees? I know how to decorate properly :D
I have a question: has this site got any Cristmass trees? I know how to decorate properly :D
RE: Joke
This old tree being doing good service for many years now and is ready for decorating right now Nadeen ;)
USA hosts
Isn't it amazing that hosts from the USA almost ALWAYS a price that is FAR too high for what you see? I just look when I see a host for the USA and laugh.....is it higher gross dollars for the time worked....or do you sacrifice the rate for volume?
RE: USA hosts
If they had to sacrifice, they'd lower it or go to another site (or be out of business). It's a safe assumption that since they all do it, they must be getting business. Besides, this site is cheaper per minute than all others I've seen.
RE: USA hosts
Hate these young guys showing off. Mine are all nurse-assisted and take for ages. :(
RE: USA hosts
I've seen sites with Russians, Romainans, Latins, Filipinas and any other 3rd world country you can think of that charge $3-$4-$5 a min. So a USA host charging those prices is not out of bounds, I don't visit them but I say live and let live.
RE: USA hosts
Was a host while being here, and was at about 1.50.. it's not feeling better about the others, but feeling the expenses in your pocket a bit more harsh than the others.
Well, of course, there might be the ones that think to high of themselves too :P
Well, of course, there might be the ones that think to high of themselves too :P
RE: USA hosts
They all get what they can. Some girls here are underpriced based on beauty, what they show, and their attitude. For the most part, I think all of these sites, operate on a "get what you pay for" type of thing. What always must be considered, is how fast they operate and how sensitive they are to your wishes. I have had many shows for 3 minutes at 4.99 that were better values than others for .65 a minute.
RE: USA hosts
its not just USA charging those prices, UK as well. Best thing for cheaper price is see a hot european women on here or russian. So many host from all over world to choose from I am sure you will the right women for right price. But on price issue I think it has gone up in last year or so. USA used to charge under $2 a year ago but no pushing $3 and over. I guess they must be doing well some people pay it lol. I dont ever pay more then 1.99 and I try to keep under 1.50 most times. I like prices that start with 0.XX lol
RE: phony room
I gather you, sir, are slighting everyone here, counting all of us "phonies", whereas you are genuine? Apparently you have no time to waist here---except for a cameo appearance to smugly snub everyone---because, hey, you're a hip California guy who knows where it's at here: It's all about "seeing" , right "dude?"
I grant that you are right about the essential nature (the visual) of what is for sale here by the purveyors of prurience. But if you ever want to take a break from thinking only with your dick, stop by for more than a California minute and stimulate your mind. You might even learn to "see" something with your mind's eye. Plus, it's free.
I grant that you are right about the essential nature (the visual) of what is for sale here by the purveyors of prurience. But if you ever want to take a break from thinking only with your dick, stop by for more than a California minute and stimulate your mind. You might even learn to "see" something with your mind's eye. Plus, it's free.
Santa Letter
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that i`m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was i the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. I`m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbours. I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that i would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you`ve taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn`t fucked me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he can`t even walk into his house. Don`t let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I`ll fuck you up. I`ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you`ll have to walk to the fucking North Pole, just like what i have to do now since you didn`t get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you`ll find out how bad i can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
You must be surprised that i`m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was i the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. I`m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbours. I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that i would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you`ve taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn`t fucked me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he can`t even walk into his house. Don`t let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I`ll fuck you up. I`ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you`ll have to walk to the fucking North Pole, just like what i have to do now since you didn`t get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you`ll find out how bad i can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
RE: Santa Letter
Another rip off of sorts. Check out 'Santa Claus You Cunt' by Kevin Bloody Wilson. He even putis it to music for ya!
Amazed
I find it amazing that some hosts are offended when they are asked to show their body. Why else would a guy be here on a porn site? You (the host) KNOW this is a pron site -- yet charge $0.50 to $3 a minute for someone to come watch you chat?!?!?! Come on-----get real....you need the money..start REMEMBERING that this IS A PORN site.
RE: Amazed
I do not know how long you have been a member but this is no exclusively a pron (sic) site. If the hosts who got offended when you asked them to show their bodies are in one of the non-adult categories then they were entitled to do so. Of course if they are in an adukt category then they should not take offense.
RE: Amazed
I agree. We all know there are girls in Non Adult who do things they shouldn't but there are also alot of girls who don't and they should be respected. Just stick to the Adult rooms.
RE: Amazed
Without the adult hosts and nudity this site wouldn't exist. Clearly the vast majority of members come here for sexual stimulation of one variety or the other. Non-adult chat? Try MSN, ICQ, Yahoo, AIM or My Space. I do think that a host can be offended if you enter her chat and the first words out of your mouth are show me your tits. This are young girls with real feelings and they are walking a moral and ethical tightrope. A little courtesy is warranted. For god's sake most of these kids are the same age as your daughters. If you cant be civil then go to the DVD store and rent some porn.
RE: Amazed
I like to chat with just about everyone...adult...non-adult..so maybe you and I know each other....but I can see his point to some degree.... hosts AND viewers both need to realize what the other wants and what will be provided. NEITHER should get upset if the answer is NO.
RE: Amazed
a prawn site is where manchester usa fans get together to talk about sand.......wiches.
RE: Amazed
Online consultants..... I like that.
I always wanted to consult with a consultant, and now I can. My life dream.... *sighs wistfully*
*LOL*
I always wanted to consult with a consultant, and now I can. My life dream.... *sighs wistfully*
*LOL*
words from the bathroom walls
1. Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted....
2. Don't look for a joke wrote on the walls the joke is barely hanging above your balls...
3. Had a Good time call ...... ( insert local STD health center number)
4. Careful when you drop your pants.. the waters very cold..... and deep too!
5. Remember no job is finished unless the paperwork is done correct!!
2. Don't look for a joke wrote on the walls the joke is barely hanging above your balls...
3. Had a Good time call ...... ( insert local STD health center number)
4. Careful when you drop your pants.. the waters very cold..... and deep too!
5. Remember no job is finished unless the paperwork is done correct!!
RE: questions...questions...
In the UK I think the children of your cousins are called first cousins once removed rather than nephew and neice which are only ever applied to the children of your brother or sister.
However the definition could be different in other countries.
However the definition could be different in other countries.
RE: questions...questions...
whatever they are called, you are still not allowed to screw them
RE: questions...questions...
Yeah or they might just don't show his sisters or brothers, or maybe they died and that's why his nephews live with him.
RE: questions...questions...
I've been studying military history for years, and this is the first time I've ever heard of a "Kamikaze soldier." Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but the Kamikaze to my understanding was a Japanese airplane pilot in World War II, who committed himself to flying his airplane into Allied ships, thus committing suicide. They caused great destruction upon the Allied Fleets. Some of these pilots also came from the Imperial Navy, not just the Army AIr Force. Being in the Air Branch they did wear flight helmets, but not steel helmets as worn by Ground Troops. A flight helmet offers no real protection, but utilizes ear phones, radio, and oxygen mask, as required for a "pilot," not a Soldier. The goal of the Kamikaze was to Not Survive, thus believing his spirit in the warrior sense would be received in heaven by Budda.........
RE: questions...questions...
Yawn....
...actually 'kamikaze' is attributable to the belief and the ceremony, not the final action - which is of course death - and certainly not to the method by which death arrived. So in fact a kamikaze didn't become a kamikaze on death, but in belief and intent.
'Kamikaze' doesn't refer only to the airmen that usually spring to mind, but also to men of the same persuasion who 'piloted' explosive-laden motorboats or human torpedoes (Kaiten) on suicide missions and therefore were effectively 'sailors' or 'seamen'.
Besides, Japanese airmen in the Second World War were either in the Imperial Japanese Army or the Imperial Japanese Navy - Japan never had a unique 'Air Force' as such - so technically all the military aviators were either soldiers or sailors too.
Oh, and Kamikaze airplane pilots rarely wore flying helmets, but instead wore a ceremonial headband with an embroidered legend and money stitched into it.
By the way, has anybody read 'I was a kamikaze' by Ryuji Nagatsuka. Fascinating! No I'm not joking....
I'll get my coat then.
...actually 'kamikaze' is attributable to the belief and the ceremony, not the final action - which is of course death - and certainly not to the method by which death arrived. So in fact a kamikaze didn't become a kamikaze on death, but in belief and intent.
'Kamikaze' doesn't refer only to the airmen that usually spring to mind, but also to men of the same persuasion who 'piloted' explosive-laden motorboats or human torpedoes (Kaiten) on suicide missions and therefore were effectively 'sailors' or 'seamen'.
Besides, Japanese airmen in the Second World War were either in the Imperial Japanese Army or the Imperial Japanese Navy - Japan never had a unique 'Air Force' as such - so technically all the military aviators were either soldiers or sailors too.
Oh, and Kamikaze airplane pilots rarely wore flying helmets, but instead wore a ceremonial headband with an embroidered legend and money stitched into it.
By the way, has anybody read 'I was a kamikaze' by Ryuji Nagatsuka. Fascinating! No I'm not joking....
I'll get my coat then.
RE: questions...questions...
If you read my post correctly, I mentioned either the Imperial Navy, or the Army Air Force, each refering to Imperial Japan of course.
RE: questions...questions...
Yes, you did. But somebody else didn't. They queried the 'soldier' part of another response, or was it the original post....? I can't be bothered to look back now.
Who cares anyway?
Who cares anyway?
RE: questions...questions...
"Can't be bothered to look back now you say?".............It certainly is of no further interest to me.........."Who cares anyway?".......Seems you went out of your way on that one; or out on a limb. Oh how fun to be a target. Sarcasm is a convienant ally.
RE: questions...questions...
I don't mind. I reason that if someone's having a go at me then they're leaving some other poor bugger alone, and I can take it!
Sorry, what was the question? I remember it was number 1...
Sorry, what was the question? I remember it was number 1...
RE: questions...questions...
No one is having a go at you. If you read the sequence of posts correctly, I'm the one who was targeted by you. Why is that? I'm not exactly sure? But you're a Gem, for damn sure!.......And no, I'm not into "playground tactics"........I'll leave that to boys like you=KISS :+I
RE: Dolls
That's all your problem sweetie, it depends on you, what you do while on vid. Why would you act like a doll when you're not? It's not their fault, but yours.
RE: Dolls
hmmm are you that bad when being yourself ? why wouldn't they want to see real you ?
RE: Dolls
I was a host for long enough to know that I'm liked for what I am and not for what I could be.
RE: Dolls
well deep violet--i love women with souls and real--but thats just me-but for as robots dont be rude on those who like it that way, thats just there nature and its cool too.
RE: Dolls
Remember this is a job for these girls. Not a hobby. Not a pastime. Not something they would choose to do if they were not getting paid. You are not a friend of theirs. You are a customer. Many girls here are superb actresses. They can sweet talk you out of your money very easily. They play a role here every day and they do it well. But like every job it gets repetitive after a while and there are many members here who just want to see a nude body and a compliant host. Why show any creativity or individuality. Of course there are exceptions and those my friends are the real gems of CC and makes it worth coming back to.
RE: Dolls
I would have troubles with my nickname in your room Yy, lol.
But i have to say that "slave" in a Master/slave relation does not mean always empty person. I dont consider my slaves to be without personality. The relation between a Master and his slave is a complete symbiose for me.
But I know the opinion of people like me. Its ok, i accept it :)
Take care all
But i have to say that "slave" in a Master/slave relation does not mean always empty person. I dont consider my slaves to be without personality. The relation between a Master and his slave is a complete symbiose for me.
But I know the opinion of people like me. Its ok, i accept it :)
Take care all
RE: Dolls
host souls? at $1 pm... no , a robotic show is okay. but thank you for asking. when i want to deal with a strippers soul i will text or phone chat.
on cam i just want a show not a soul.
on cam i just want a show not a soul.
Gotcha
Did you ever do this? You are seeing a host who tells you she never does nudity or just a little and you still do videos with her because she is hot and you like her. Frustrating.
Try this. When you see her go into a long one to one video. One far longer than you could afford. The second the video is over. Go to open video. Guess what?
In many cases you will see her naked, struggling to cover herself, jumping up from her seat (you usually catch a little bare flesh) or you look at an empty chair. She is back in a second with her hair all messed up and her sweater on backwards. Oh hi err...dear...I just went to the bathroom. What did you do clean the toilet with your hair?
Also when a host calls you baby..honey or dear it is because she cant remember your name.
Try this. When you see her go into a long one to one video. One far longer than you could afford. The second the video is over. Go to open video. Guess what?
In many cases you will see her naked, struggling to cover herself, jumping up from her seat (you usually catch a little bare flesh) or you look at an empty chair. She is back in a second with her hair all messed up and her sweater on backwards. Oh hi err...dear...I just went to the bathroom. What did you do clean the toilet with your hair?
Also when a host calls you baby..honey or dear it is because she cant remember your name.
RE: Gotcha
For you to do that you would need to be checking her video status at least every 1 - 2 minutes, probably more, while she has this long video session.
So perhaps it's because you do creepy things like that, that they don't want to strip for you.
So perhaps it's because you do creepy things like that, that they don't want to strip for you.
RE: Gotcha
You're right. Only a creep would try and catch a liar in her lies. Smart. Let me know when you go to work so I can visit your wife.
RE: Gotcha
To answer your question "Do you ever do this?" I say nope, only a desperate loser with an obsessive personality would stalk a host the way you described. Maybe you should get a puppy :P
RE: Gotcha
Maybe a member who everytime he tries and see his favorite host sees she is iong long one to one videos and he gets suspicious. Not obsessive just trying to prove she is a liar to himself and to her. Healthy for both member and host.
RE: Gotcha
if the viewer feels his favorite host is a liar, maybe he just find a new favorite host. viewer would be much happier and less stressed i think
Time flies
Sometimes I think the biggest cost of CC is time. I waste a lot of time talking with hosts that goes nowhere. Bigger issue than the money I spend.
A Christmas HINT.
If you dont strip. At all Ever. In whatever category you are in do this.
In your automatic welcome message. Say. Hi. I dont strip. Ever.
It would save so much of our time and your time.
Thanks.
A Christmas HINT.
If you dont strip. At all Ever. In whatever category you are in do this.
In your automatic welcome message. Say. Hi. I dont strip. Ever.
It would save so much of our time and your time.
Thanks.
to yeah its me
only a second.wow your powers of concentration have improved but the time it takes you to constantly change your nick must be your greatest waste of time.
to thingy
sorry wasn't to you so you weren't meant to understand.loser united knows what it means as he understands when i say"keep up!" :--))
The Reason
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That's why I need you to hear
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That's why I need you to hear
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
and the reason is you...
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
hold on loosely
You see it all around you
Good lovin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what
you had
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago,
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
you're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
It's so damn easy, when your feelings are such
To overprotect her, to love her too much
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna loose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
Don't let her slip away
Sentimental fool
Don't let your heart get in her way
yeah, yeah, yeah
You see it all around you
Good lovin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what
you had
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
you're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
So Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna lose it
You're gonna -- lose control
yeah, yeah, yeah
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna loose control
Hold on Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe,
you're gonna loose control
yeah, yeah, yeah
38 Special
Good lovin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what
you had
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago,
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
you're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
It's so damn easy, when your feelings are such
To overprotect her, to love her too much
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna loose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
Don't let her slip away
Sentimental fool
Don't let your heart get in her way
yeah, yeah, yeah
You see it all around you
Good lovin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what
you had
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years
ago
Who told me
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
you're gonna lose control
Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in
So Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna lose it
You're gonna -- lose control
yeah, yeah, yeah
Just Hold On Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe
you're gonna loose control
Hold on Loosely
But don't let go
If you cling too tight babe,
you're gonna loose control
yeah, yeah, yeah
38 Special
RE: hold on loosely
oh my god--not you to xgingerbaby- you disapoint me now--i take you off my favorite list now--and no im not jealous---you are just as phony as some other ones on here and wish you the best-
RE: hold on loosely
haha--i know you dont understand--thats why you are off my list and good luck to you too-haha and cheer-o's
RE: hold on loosely
Lovely dave - you seem to be enjoying your mid-life change! :) Hey, fancy coming on a trip to Bangkok?
Pays to advertise
Ladies if you have a good price for your video. Like between 50 and 75 a minute then you should put it in your profile so it shows in the listing of who is online. I tried to see every host who had a low price all everyone was in video. Every one. They were working and making money. You were doing your nails. So if you do have a good price tell us. If not it does not make a difference. Go back to sleep.
RE: Pays to advertise
You are wrong. Hosts can create a separate 'Session Title' which shows on the 'Who's online now?' listing.
RE: Pays to advertise
That is what I meant...the session title....when you look in the listing of pictures and they have a description to the right. Everyone there who had a low price was in video. Just an observation. Like I said they were making money. Also. Why would a host not want another host to know her price?
RE: Pays to advertise
Ahh darling sounds like u trying to persuade us into being cheap and easy ..but WE ARE GIRLS WITH HIGH PRIDE, remember !?!?!? :P:P:P: lol
I have a question
I read the posts in the viewer only forum and i felt a bit strage:))) If a girl here asks money from members or talks on the phone or Yahoo in a video session, why camcontacts customer service doesn't close her account?
RE: I have a question
How does CC prove it? They can only monitor what goes through their system. Members and host meet here and often chat in MSN, or Yahoo or ICQ. Members and host email each other outside of CC all the time. None of that involves money and is harmless and helps to secure the relationship centered on CC. But when money is involved it violates the rules of CC but how do they know? I could report a host I dont like to CC for doing that and lie. She gets in trouble for what? My lies? Hard to enforce.
RE: I have a question
Hmm, if guy I'm thinking about Gorty, the necklace was real diamonds - he spent a small fortune on it! However, maybe another guy you are referring to.
RE: I have a question
Hmm first of all why did you put some names here?I chatted abtou this case to both of them.I don't know what happened there and I don't want to know this. I knew both of them very good and I was keeping in touch with both of them.I don't want to take anyone's side.And I told this to both of them. And both agreed. Hmm you tell that I know better than anyone that necklace was real.I don't know if it was real or not real.I haven't seen the necklace and I don't know if she lied or if it was he who lied. I don't want to get involved in this again.
Btw she was working after all his stuff. I was told another story but it dosent matter. I think you lost the key point of what I told. .The key point of my words were not that I trust to the member or to the host or not .I didn't want to choose between them and I don't want to choose.The story I heard from 2 ppl.Both told different things.I had told already I didn't know what exactly there happened.
Just the key point of what I told was VERY OFTEN PPL TELL DIFFERENT THINGS AND NEITHER A MEMBER NOR A HOST CAN PROOVE HER/HIS WORDS.
And again don't try me to take someone's side.I didn't tell it was she or it was he who lied.and I have no desire to explore this old case.
Were you a friend of him only?Or you were a friend of them both?
Btw she was working after all his stuff. I was told another story but it dosent matter. I think you lost the key point of what I told. .The key point of my words were not that I trust to the member or to the host or not .I didn't want to choose between them and I don't want to choose.The story I heard from 2 ppl.Both told different things.I had told already I didn't know what exactly there happened.
Just the key point of what I told was VERY OFTEN PPL TELL DIFFERENT THINGS AND NEITHER A MEMBER NOR A HOST CAN PROOVE HER/HIS WORDS.
And again don't try me to take someone's side.I didn't tell it was she or it was he who lied.and I have no desire to explore this old case.
Were you a friend of him only?Or you were a friend of them both?
RE: I have a question
CC doesnt accept any "proof" from outside. You can send all the printed screen pics u want, if they are from msn, messenger or any other outsideers they wont accept it. The only proof they accept is conversation/emails sent trough CC server. Most of the girls that scam members for their money know this and they almost always try to lurke the member towards an outside platform. If u want to play safe and stay out of trouble dont cross the CC line so to speak.