General Forum
Why?
Why do all the Filipina hosts pics have their heads cut off or cut in half? Sometimes the head is the best part.
RE: Why?
fascinating anthropological study! or should that be sociological? maybe it's not logical at all!
RE: Why?
maybe because it's highly illegal, at lest tio the authorities, what they are doing here
they raid the filipina girls studios and homes with regularity, so beyond strict tradition, there is the law
they raid the filipina girls studios and homes with regularity, so beyond strict tradition, there is the law
Question for hosts....
I dont know the logistics of Video Playback. I dont know if there is a minimum and maximum length of time required. I was thinking it would be a great tool for some of the high priced hosts to get seen and get men interested in them. I mean if you are charging 1.99 or up per minute most members would hesitate to take the plunge. Your pics are hot but that does not always translate into a hot video. The lighting could be off. The video slow. Sometimes the pics are skillfully taken and the video is not as good, etc. If you had a short video at 50 cents a minute. Really an advertisement. I would think you would drum up more business in the long run when you were online live. I remember a couple of hosts used this techniques in the past but I dont recall their names. What do you think?
big hole....
Two guys were in the woods and they came upon a large hole in the ground. Both men wanted to see how deep the hole was, so they threw a large rock in the hole. They never heard it hit the bottom, so they proceeded to throw in an even bigger rock, and still nothing. So they looked around and saw a big, heavy railroad timber. They picked it up and threw it in the hole, and STILL nothing. About 30 seconds later a goat came blazing by and jumped in the hole. The two men sat staring at the hole in amazement, until a few minutes later when a farmer approached them and asked if they had seen his goat.
One man said "Yeah, he just ran and jumped in this hole a minute ago."
The farmer said "That's not possible, that goat was tied to a railroad timber."
One man said "Yeah, he just ran and jumped in this hole a minute ago."
The farmer said "That's not possible, that goat was tied to a railroad timber."
RE: big hole....
INYF, i LOVED the one about bull's balls(and not only the bull's ones :P), felt a lil sick tho, but it was brilliant ! kisss
It wasn't me it was Gregore :(
Although I have been waiting for one of your kisses since I first joined TRIKSY I have to confess that it was Gregore who posted the joke about the bulls balls and not me :(
Can I keep the kiss please ? :D
You can send Gregore another one :P
Can I keep the kiss please ? :D
You can send Gregore another one :P
RE: Don't worry :P
Funny but it's what i suddenly thought and came here to look for your answer. Coz i remembered what i wanted to tell you about (i mean which of your posts i liked a lot). And then i remembered that i wrote about another one (whice i still loved :P) It was your poem about "the best wanker". To tell you honestly, since sometime i started to realise how witty you are. First i realised it after your post about why girls should move to adult. jeez it was something. So sarcastic and so precise. You notice the details that characterise the things. Also when you posted smth about some persons who use to post here mentioning the subject of their usual postings. You are very observant and can express it with the right words. I love it. I wish you keep them coming :)
kisses
kisses
RE: Don't worry :P
jealous you never heard smth like this about yourself ? poor thing
If you try hard and become more kind, someone might love you too.
good luck
If you try hard and become more kind, someone might love you too.
good luck
RE: Don't worry :P
Thank you TRIKSY I'm glad you liked them :)
Despite what some people think, I am just like the majority of people on this site and never intentionally try to post something that will hurt or offend anyone.
I also enjoy reading your post's as I can see that you think about things in life a lot and the way you kick those anon's asses is something else :P
Despite what some people think, I am just like the majority of people on this site and never intentionally try to post something that will hurt or offend anyone.
I also enjoy reading your post's as I can see that you think about things in life a lot and the way you kick those anon's asses is something else :P
RE: playback session
ok, but then why do you have 1-2-1 in playback? Oh You can't stop 1-2-1 in playback, ok, but you can lower the price right?
RE: playback session
Because, as unbeliavable as it may sound, there are people on this site even more stupid than me :D
RE: playback session
sometimes there is small banner on playbacksession screen says that u are live... Maybe if you disable it then no one will try to chat with u
RE: playback session
Why in playback, do some hosts chat to the viewer? Did you know some do that? Maybe if a viewer has seen this happen a few times, they've decided to see if you're there.
There a are a lot of "why's" one could as around here, that's not the most puzzling I could think of. It's kind of like all the idiots that ask a host in "non-adult" to strip. Though, if you think about how many stupid hosts select that category, then strip, it's no longer that odd, is it?
There a are a lot of "why's" one could as around here, that's not the most puzzling I could think of. It's kind of like all the idiots that ask a host in "non-adult" to strip. Though, if you think about how many stupid hosts select that category, then strip, it's no longer that odd, is it?
stupid question?
i know this is probably going to sound like a stupid question, but why is it that men are "always" so fasinated with women?
RE: stupid question?
Only fascinated with the pretty ones, the rest can wash my clothes or cook me dinner.
RE: stupid question?
Evolution to ensure survival of the species.
or
Because were all fucking sexually perverted deviants.
Take your pick :)
or
Because were all fucking sexually perverted deviants.
Take your pick :)
RE: stupid question?
Read a book, or take a class. It's pretty much how the species keeps living.
bored
bored bored bored
so bored bored bored
where is everyone???
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i cant stand those voices in my head!
go away!!!
so bored bored bored
where is everyone???
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i cant stand those voices in my head!
go away!!!
RE: bored
Don't be so anti-social, I noticed you told the voices in you head to go away. You should welcome them with open arms, I know I do, the only problem I have is the voices in my head speak another language..isn't that right Ricardo?
Ricardo: Si
Ricardo: Si
RE: bored
Ah yes, boredom! Or ennui. Or that stuck-in-the mud---goin' nowhere fast---feelin'. Whatever one wants to call it, I suspect no genuine antidote will be found here. Is "entertainment" of any sort (erotic or otherwise) the ticket? Apparently much of mankind thinks so, especially in the US where the mill of bullshit commercial entertainment operates 24/7, without surcease, and which reaches a feverish pitch during this "holiday [in origin 'holy-day'] season. "
I understand those who hate Christmas, or what it has sadly become, with its unreasonable expectations of "Joy to the World." (Joy to the world, my arse!!!) What passes for Christmas these days is a crass perversion of the possibility of real HOPE. And I would simply say that it is HOPE that is the ultimate antidote to boredom. And that the imagination is the healer of hopelessness. What was that old soul song (Pointer Sisters maybe?) whose refrain was, "Got to use my 'magination to keep on keepin' on." Merry Christmas :)
I understand those who hate Christmas, or what it has sadly become, with its unreasonable expectations of "Joy to the World." (Joy to the world, my arse!!!) What passes for Christmas these days is a crass perversion of the possibility of real HOPE. And I would simply say that it is HOPE that is the ultimate antidote to boredom. And that the imagination is the healer of hopelessness. What was that old soul song (Pointer Sisters maybe?) whose refrain was, "Got to use my 'magination to keep on keepin' on." Merry Christmas :)
RE: bored
Yes, for which we must pay---even the ones who say they are here "to make new friends.!"
If you could
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Well you got your reasons
And you got your lies
And you got your manipulations
They cut me down to size
Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Seems the road less traveled
Show's happiness unraveled
And you got to take a little dirt
To keep what you love
That's what you gotta do
Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
You're stretching out your arms to something that's just not there
Sayin' you love where you stand
Give your heart when you can
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
Sayin' you love where you stand
Give your heart when you can
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about or love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Tonic
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Well you got your reasons
And you got your lies
And you got your manipulations
They cut me down to size
Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Seems the road less traveled
Show's happiness unraveled
And you got to take a little dirt
To keep what you love
That's what you gotta do
Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
You're stretching out your arms to something that's just not there
Sayin' you love where you stand
Give your heart when you can
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
Sayin' you love where you stand
Give your heart when you can
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about or love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Tonic
For Hosts & Members
I wonder how I should have my cam. Do members want to see face up close when they first enter room and later see body? Or is better to sit not close so member sees body and face when they enter but farther away so they do not see as good? I hope I say this correct. Thanks for help and I hope everyone is happy here today.
RE: For Hosts & Members
depnding on yur catagory,
i like a good head view when i first enter,
but not so close that i can see how tired you are from the long hours online.
suggestion...
remember where you put your cam,
if needed make marks for quick moves from head shot
to head and chest
and lower for the kittycam angles :D
the worst thing to watch is a host fumbling with her cam and asking
'' is this good'' , or ''can you see it okay? "
but me personally
, i like to enter and have her cam pre-focused on 1 nipple
full-screen :p
i like a good head view when i first enter,
but not so close that i can see how tired you are from the long hours online.
suggestion...
remember where you put your cam,
if needed make marks for quick moves from head shot
to head and chest
and lower for the kittycam angles :D
the worst thing to watch is a host fumbling with her cam and asking
'' is this good'' , or ''can you see it okay? "
but me personally
, i like to enter and have her cam pre-focused on 1 nipple
full-screen :p
RE: For Hosts & Members
I like extreme close-ups, I mean so close I can see every blocked pore :P
Seriously, I would open with a nice head and shoulder shot so we can see you pretty smiling face and then move as requested by the customer. Thanks for asking :)
Seriously, I would open with a nice head and shoulder shot so we can see you pretty smiling face and then move as requested by the customer. Thanks for asking :)
RE: For Hosts & Members
I've seen several tactics that work well. Normally, I like to see a head-and-shoulders shot when I first enter. One thing I've seen work well was for the host to keep the cam on her face at first. She had a very sweet, girlish face... she was very busty, but dropped the cam suddenly and close on to her body when she wanted the show to heat up. The shock was very effective. I usually don't like the long shots unless I ask for them. Johnz is right, it's best to have it worked out in advance, what the viewer will see with different combinations of cam settings, and where you are standing or sitting. Good luck!
RE: For Hosts & Members
Do hosts have faces ??????????
Just joking :P Close up of the face is good for me when I first eneter
Just joking :P Close up of the face is good for me when I first eneter
RE: For Hosts & Members
Head, nipple, shoulder, face & twat. How do I do all that? lol I am surprised so many say face and head. Is this true? What do the hosts think guys really want? Thank you for suggestions, everyone is very nice to help me. :)
RE: For Hosts & Members
the people who say head or face are gay, so forget about them - just show us your twat and tits and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank
RE: With christmas approaching
Giving. If it makes someone at least smile (or jump with joy :P), i'm happy. :))
What do you want for xmas, Davey ?.. :P:D
What do you want for xmas, Davey ?.. :P:D
RE: With christmas approaching
She's never called me angel :(
As for Dave quite right spread the net wide and you have a better chance of getting a catch :P
As for Dave quite right spread the net wide and you have a better chance of getting a catch :P
RE: With christmas approaching
Jeez boy, what's your problem? What you want from me ?
And btw, if you dont' know me at all, i let you know: i never call "my angel" anyone else".
And btw, if you dont' know me at all, i let you know: i never call "my angel" anyone else".
RE: With christmas approaching
dave wants to take you to heaven too Triks - it's getting a bit crowded there but I'll only worry when he asks me!
RE: With christmas approaching
Is that the same as asking if you want to be a pitcher or a catcher?
RE: With christmas approaching
this is about a blow job actually :D LMAO ...sorry dave, im joking :)
RE: With christmas approaching
I HATE receiving. It really makes me comfortable. I love giving gifts, if I feel i came up with nice idea. It's awkward if I couldn't think of anything. But giving is the most fun!
RE: With christmas approaching
Both :)
I like surprising and being surprised, so it's nice to see if I got or not the right gift and if I will receive something.. that I would like.
I wouldn't feel right, though, to receive, and not to give anything in exchange, but it would be ok only to give and not receive..
I like surprising and being surprised, so it's nice to see if I got or not the right gift and if I will receive something.. that I would like.
I wouldn't feel right, though, to receive, and not to give anything in exchange, but it would be ok only to give and not receive..
RE: With christmas approaching
Knowing the way the question was intended.... id have to say receiving.... didn't know you were a giver Trisky :O:O
RE: With christmas approaching
Giving and receiving both at the same time is kind of good too DM :)
RichBitch
does anybody remember a Russian chathost from about 6 months ago, that use to wear a T-shirt with "If you're rich then I'm your Bitch" on the front? just wondering?
Santa:-))
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our
home?
Love,
Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting
your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house,
you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside
your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom
window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our
home?
Love,
Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting
your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house,
you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside
your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom
window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa
RE: mistakes
Amen Anon... it is so very true and we all should learn to be more tolerant of others in this world!
RE: mistakes
People are human? Wow never realised that :)))
Hehe of course we all do mistakes..we are not perfect..
Hehe of course we all do mistakes..we are not perfect..
RE: Bad News
initial eyewitnesses describe the
hit and run person as an elderly man,
dressed in a red suit. along white beard,
and singing ho ho ho at the top of his lungs.
he was carrying a whip, so should be considered
armed and dangerous. also, he has 8 flying
reindeer that should be watched for as well.
they might have concealed weapons.
hit and run person as an elderly man,
dressed in a red suit. along white beard,
and singing ho ho ho at the top of his lungs.
he was carrying a whip, so should be considered
armed and dangerous. also, he has 8 flying
reindeer that should be watched for as well.
they might have concealed weapons.
Nun
A nun sits with her Mother Superior chatting, and confesses; "I used some horrible language this week and feel terrible about it"
"When did you use this awful language?" asks Mother Superior
"When I went golfing last Tuesday, Mother. I hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to sail about 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway, and then fell straight to the ground."
"And it made you swear?" asked Mother Superior
"No, Mother," says the nun. "But after that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth, and began to run away with it"
"I see, and THAT'S when you swore!" said the Mother Superior
"Well, no," says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came from the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his claws and began to fly away!"
"And so you swore at the eagle?" asks the amazed elder nun
"Well, no, Mother, not then either. You see, as the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"And THAT'S when you swore?" asked Mother Superior
"Well no, Mother. My ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about four inches from the hole"
The two nuns sat silently for a moment, until Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you!"
"When did you use this awful language?" asks Mother Superior
"When I went golfing last Tuesday, Mother. I hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to sail about 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway, and then fell straight to the ground."
"And it made you swear?" asked Mother Superior
"No, Mother," says the nun. "But after that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth, and began to run away with it"
"I see, and THAT'S when you swore!" said the Mother Superior
"Well, no," says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came from the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his claws and began to fly away!"
"And so you swore at the eagle?" asks the amazed elder nun
"Well, no, Mother, not then either. You see, as the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"And THAT'S when you swore?" asked Mother Superior
"Well no, Mother. My ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about four inches from the hole"
The two nuns sat silently for a moment, until Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you!"
age
how will u look when ur older...find out here
http://www-old.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/~morph/Transformer/index.html
http://www-old.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/~morph/Transformer/index.html
Letters to and from Santa
Dear Santa
I wood like a cool toy space ranjur fer Xmas Iv ben a gud boy all yeer
yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling! You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and
joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who
rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you
some nice Legos instead.
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your
reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding
in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Miami, where I spend most
of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly
and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the
craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like
in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible or are you just a Blonde? Good luck in
whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
I really, really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE,
PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass
whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house; you live in a
low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the
boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams, Santa
************************
I wood like a cool toy space ranjur fer Xmas Iv ben a gud boy all yeer
yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling! You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and
joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who
rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you
some nice Legos instead.
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your
reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding
in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Miami, where I spend most
of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly
and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the
craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like
in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible or are you just a Blonde? Good luck in
whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dear Santa,
I really, really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE,
PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
* * * * * * * * * *
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass
whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house; you live in a
low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the
boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams, Santa
************************
Christmas cookies
If you are like me, we are always looking for that special cookie recipe to
share with our families for the holidays. This is the one I personally make
on Christmas Eve to be able to deal with the "families"
on this joyous occasion.
TEQUILA COOKIES
1 cup........ of dark brown sugar
1 cup........ (2 sticks) butter
1 cup........ of granulated sugar
4 large...... eggs
2 cups..... of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp........ baking soda
1 tsp........ salt
1 tsp........ fresh lemon juice
1 cup....... coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups......all-purpose flour
1 bottle.... Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
- Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup.... just in case. Turn off the
mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit
gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
- Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, FINISH the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
**** CHERRY MISTMAS ****
share with our families for the holidays. This is the one I personally make
on Christmas Eve to be able to deal with the "families"
on this joyous occasion.
TEQUILA COOKIES
1 cup........ of dark brown sugar
1 cup........ (2 sticks) butter
1 cup........ of granulated sugar
4 large...... eggs
2 cups..... of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp........ baking soda
1 tsp........ salt
1 tsp........ fresh lemon juice
1 cup....... coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups......all-purpose flour
1 bottle.... Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
- Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup.... just in case. Turn off the
mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit
gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
- Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, FINISH the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
**** CHERRY MISTMAS ****
RE: One year on CC
Gotta admire this guy....'pound for pound' lol
Nadeen you are wonderful and such a lovely person, this place would not be the same without your charm and bubbly character...kiss ya
(now go sit on my f*cking oak tree!!!!!!!)
Nadeen you are wonderful and such a lovely person, this place would not be the same without your charm and bubbly character...kiss ya
(now go sit on my f*cking oak tree!!!!!!!)
RE: to Gorty
as my father used to say mondo"you can't educate idiots." HA's intelligence is the sound of one hand clapping.heard only by HA.
RE: One year on CC
Just shows once again if you treat people with respect they will respond in a similiar manner................way to show us how Nadeen :)
RE: One year on CC
Maybe the saddest post i have ever read here! Fortunate enough not to have to twiddle your twat on cam anymore, you now rely on cc for your social life. And people here actually respect that? Oh my i think i'm gonna have a hernia!
RE: One year on CC
Im not gonna ask u what have i done to deserve such a bullshit ......if u feel much better pissing people off, im happy for u....take care and keep pissing.
RE: One year on CC
Truth hurts eh? Nobody who visits this site,either viewer or host, can possibly have a happy and fulfilled life. If they did they simply wouldn't be here. So to celebrate your 1st year and look forward to even more years here is very sad to me, due both to its denial of your sad life and its ignorance.
RE: One year on CC
Coyote if u are a regular visitor to this site and have an unfulfilling life that doesnt mean everyone else is experiencing the same.
RE: One year on CC
Errrrr....actually sweety it does....you just have to be big enough to admit it.
RE: One year on CC
While I agree with your sentiments up to a point Coyote I do not think the picture is nearly as bleak as you paint it.
Perhaps you find Nadeen's post the saddest you have ever read because it is a reflection on how unhappy and unfulfilled you feel your own life is.
Perhaps you find Nadeen's post the saddest you have ever read because it is a reflection on how unhappy and unfulfilled you feel your own life is.
RE: One year on CC
Of course its a reflection Einstein, that's the whole friggin point.....anybody happy and fulfilled just wouldn't be here..... I'm here coz i'm unhapyy and unfulfilled but i'm not in denial and celebrating the fact.........jeezzzzz........
RE: One year on CC
I meant that you are a lot more unhappy and unfulfilled than the rest of us as it seems to get you very upset and angry.
I certainly am not particularly unhappy or unfulfilled although I would agree that no member would be here if their life was perfect. But then whose life is truly perfect ?
And no it's not denial before you say it is.
As for the hosts why should being here mean they are unhappy and unfulfilled. It's a job.
I certainly am not particularly unhappy or unfulfilled although I would agree that no member would be here if their life was perfect. But then whose life is truly perfect ?
And no it's not denial before you say it is.
As for the hosts why should being here mean they are unhappy and unfulfilled. It's a job.
RE: One year on CC
right, and i should admit it is the best job i ever had!...a lot of fun, new friends and some of them are very great ppl ;)....as for money, the best i ever had again :P ...and even i will quit to perform on cam at all, im sure i will be back here again and again just for fun - to read and post in forums or to chat in community chat ...that's im sure what Nadeen meant :P
RE: One year on CC
"Truth"???? hahaha what a loser u are! ...if u call that shit "truth", then i am Jennifer Lopes! ROFLMAO :D
Common, give us some more shit please if there left any, im starting to have fun with it. LMAO
Common, give us some more shit please if there left any, im starting to have fun with it. LMAO
RE: One year on CC
Dear Jennifer Lopes,
no relation to Jennifer Lopez i assume, hows about a more constructive criticism next time, maybe even articulate. Then we could have fun!
no relation to Jennifer Lopez i assume, hows about a more constructive criticism next time, maybe even articulate. Then we could have fun!
RE: One year on CC
lol I can almost see the anger in your face Coyote as you punch out the words on your keyboard.
So at least we all have the comfort of knowing thst none of our lives are anywhere near as unhappy or unfulfilled as yours shitty life must be :D.
So at least we all have the comfort of knowing thst none of our lives are anywhere near as unhappy or unfulfilled as yours shitty life must be :D.
RE: One year on CC
And was your criticism more constructive when u told Nadeen that it is better not to have to twiddle her twat on cam anymore??? And what do u know about her social life to have the cheek to insult her??? So what the constructive criticism do u expect from me?
The things u said in your post just prove that u r a loser, if u want to have fun with me, look at the mirror, it's easy :)
The things u said in your post just prove that u r a loser, if u want to have fun with me, look at the mirror, it's easy :)
RE: One year on CC
Thanks to all (except one asshole :D) for your kind words and congratulations...i appreciate it very much! :)))
Wish you happy comming Christmas and a lot of fun! (K)
Cheers :)))
Wish you happy comming Christmas and a lot of fun! (K)
Cheers :)))
RE: One year on CC
Happy Anniversary Nadeen. We must have joined around the same time as I had my first video on 31st December last year and was around for a while as IHate...... before that.
A lot has changed in that year. The very first host I videod with is now a man (and still in my favourites). Maybe it was always a man as I was rather drunk :P
As I've got the poem bug I thought I would finish your poem for you as a poem should always have an even number of lines.
I want to thank my friends on here
For having fun with me this year.
I wish u all the best of luck!
INYF do you want to fu.... erm kiss :P
A lot has changed in that year. The very first host I videod with is now a man (and still in my favourites). Maybe it was always a man as I was rather drunk :P
As I've got the poem bug I thought I would finish your poem for you as a poem should always have an even number of lines.
I want to thank my friends on here
For having fun with me this year.
I wish u all the best of luck!
INYF do you want to fu.... erm kiss :P
RE: One year on CC
365 Kisses for you Nadeen ..one for every day you have been here. And many more in private :) See you soon xxx
RE: One year on CC
How about a kiss for everytime she made someone cum, then it would up in the 1000s and 1000s
RE: One year on CC
Congratulations Nadeen!! You're a treasure and CC is blessed to have you :) As for Coyote , he insulted my musical taste last week and now that he has insulted you for no reason I can tell he is just a pathetic loser who gets off on trying to hurt people he doesnt know anything about. A sorry loser with no soul and no life. Dont let him spoil your fun. Kisses Nadeen and many more years of happiness.
RE: One year on CC
nadeen YOU ARE SOOOOOOO AWSOME GIRL. I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE ONE OF THE NICEST GALS I HAVE EVER MET ON HERE. I HOPE YOU STAY FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN. LOVE YOU BABE
RE: presents 4 grandmothers lol
pictures of her grandchilden or her own kids are great--and if she had a great marriage and your grandfather is still alive--take them out for a expensive dinner and movie--thats cool too
RE: presents 4 grandmothers lol
I am not buying any presents this year, but one.... this present going to the Childrens Hospital :-)
RE: presents 4 grandmothers lol
do not feel sad or bad about your grandma talking to your pic when she is feeling lonely! The fact that she chooses your pic just means you are very important person in her life! Call her, visit her and write her often… you will bring that much more love and enjoyment to her life!
RE: presents 4 grandmothers lol
The present I usually give my Grandmother is to unlock the cupboard and let her out for 20 - 30 minutes. Then it's back inside for her.
RE: presents 4 grandmothers lol
of course you can still get your grandma a gift this christmas! smile and be happy... she is looking down from heaven... and she will love that gift :))
RE: why the traffic too bad?
Drink a bottle or two of Vodka, everything is fun and never a dull moment when you are stumbling around slurring your speech, trying to call ex boyfriends/girlfriends at 3 in the morning :P
RE: why the traffic too bad?
too many cars on the street and everyone leaving work at 5.30...........
RE: why the traffic too bad?
or its TingTongsia using up all the bandwidth posting in all the forums ?
RE: why the traffic too bad?
It's Christmas time, so we are out spending our money buying gifts for our friends and family (real not virtual).
RE: why the traffic too bad?
Thanks but I'd prefer a CC coupon book for $100 :P
P.S. What size socks do you wear?
P.S. What size socks do you wear?
RE: why the traffic too bad?
It is Christmas time. Money is tight. People are busy. They few men coming to CC are looking for low prices and a quick hot show. So my suggestions. Run a Christmas sale. Lower your price and make whatever money you can. Once Christmas is over members will remember your show and come back and pay whatever you want. Or so the theory goes.
RE: why the traffic too bad?
It's clear to me and the rest of the Narco Squad you mom was referring to Trafficking illegal drugs. Now she may have left to options open for you to either swallow the drug filled condoms or stuf them up your rectum. Oh we have her on file buddy, ask momma how 30 years in the slammer sounds.
RE: why the traffic too bad?
What? No after Christmas Sale? That's when the credit card bills start rolling in.
RE: why the traffic too bad?
Christmas is the busiest but we should all take time to see friends for the holidays. I do my best to keep up my end of the bargin.
RE: why the traffic too bad?
Trying to keep my end up too but difficult. Nurse!!!!!
P.S. Great receipe Gregore - will do it, thanks. :-)
P.S. Great receipe Gregore - will do it, thanks. :-)
RE: Just few words
Wow, beautiful well spoken words. I wish you the best too Amanda. Smootches
RE: Just few words
You are very right Amanda… it is up to us to bring happiness in to our lives. If we are sad about something, then try something new… something to return the warmth to our hearts and smiles to our faces. Every day gives us a chance for a new adventure.
I am praying and keeping good thoughts that your dream will come true! It would be nice to see everyone happy and less sad people in this world. :) They do say that money is the root of all evil. There is so much happiness that can be found in the simple things in life. Walking down the street with a friend or loved one, sitting in the park, listening to the waves crash on the beach, to see the smile of a child… and so many more. As humans, at least most of us, we fight our entire life trying to climb the mountain or jump over the fence because we believe the grass is greener on the other side… but often it is not true. True love is always worth the risk, no matter if it starts online or out in the “real” world.
Happy New Years and a Merry Christmas to you also! I do not know where your life is taking you, but I hope that it is filled with bright blue skies, warmth in your heart and a smile on your face. I wish you all the success possible in your lifes pursuits! Have a great life and enjoy every moment. Bye!
I am praying and keeping good thoughts that your dream will come true! It would be nice to see everyone happy and less sad people in this world. :) They do say that money is the root of all evil. There is so much happiness that can be found in the simple things in life. Walking down the street with a friend or loved one, sitting in the park, listening to the waves crash on the beach, to see the smile of a child… and so many more. As humans, at least most of us, we fight our entire life trying to climb the mountain or jump over the fence because we believe the grass is greener on the other side… but often it is not true. True love is always worth the risk, no matter if it starts online or out in the “real” world.
Happy New Years and a Merry Christmas to you also! I do not know where your life is taking you, but I hope that it is filled with bright blue skies, warmth in your heart and a smile on your face. I wish you all the success possible in your lifes pursuits! Have a great life and enjoy every moment. Bye!
RE: Just few words
We didn't always agree, but I appreciate the woman you are, and I like you :)
Hope you'll have a nice life but first of all, Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, and all your wishes may come true. Take care Amanda (k)
Hope you'll have a nice life but first of all, Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, and all your wishes may come true. Take care Amanda (k)
RE: Just few words
Loved that Amanda! Health and happiness to you too and your family. :-)))
Personally, I hope 2007 is the year of Being Kind to Old People.
Personally, I hope 2007 is the year of Being Kind to Old People.
RE: Just few words
Amanada well said. Makes me want to go out and roll a giant blunt and drift off into mindless oblivion thinking that just wishing for good things will make them happen. Sigh.
RE: Just few words
Very nice words Amanda and I too hope my dream of having lots of sex next year comes true :P
Cajones de Toro
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did It look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro. They are bull's testicles, from the bull fight just this morning. A wonderful delicacy here in Mexico!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
Early the next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, he called to the waiter.
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and with slight hesitation He replies,
"Si Senor! Sometimes...the Bull wins."
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro. They are bull's testicles, from the bull fight just this morning. A wonderful delicacy here in Mexico!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
Early the next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, he called to the waiter.
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and with slight hesitation He replies,
"Si Senor! Sometimes...the Bull wins."
to the obsessed one above using my nick(again)
its got to the stage that i feel only pity for you.it says a lot about your miserable existence & lack of character that not only are you constantly changing your nick you have taken to using mine.they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery so i guess i should feel a little proud but i do not. its a little creepy realising that you are my obsessed stalker.thankfully its only here it would be worse you slinking around behind me in real life.maybe if i send you a photo that will help quell your fantasies about me. your posts under which ever nom-de-plume you use are so lacking in anything worthwhile that you are an embarassment get help you pathetic person.
RE: to the obsessed one above using my nick(again)
not to worry tisme, I quit stalking you. Guess you have a new admirer on site :(
RE: to the obsessed one above using my nick(again)
tisme is stalking the tisme stalker, leave the tisme stalker alone tisme or you will find yourself slapped with a temporary restraining order
RE: to the obsessed one above using my nick(again)
seems using my nick is all you have left to fill your sad life.so enjoy :--))
RE: to the obsessed one above using my nick(again)
hey you got the wrong tisme, im not the tisme stalker i am just commenting on you and the tisme stalker. how do I know i didnt invent "tisme" first.
RE: to the obsessed one above using my nick(again)
"how do i know i didn't invent"tisme"first"strange question from a stranger individual.well we know who has it registered on cc,don;t we.no,YOU have it wrong,my comment was to you because you are using my nick.so enjoy your moments in the sun.
RE: to the obsessed one above using my nick(again)
now im confused..how many tismes are there?
RE: to the obsessed one above using my nick(again)
one"tisme"numerous would-be but can't-be tismes.all you lot can use is my nick.none of you have the wit,sarcasm,vocabulary, compassion, passion,intellect or intelligence etc to fool even yourselves.however,it's nice to see you all attempting to improve yourselves.enjoy my underlings.kisses :--))
RE: to the obsessed one above using my nick(again)
i am the origianl tisme, first coined the nickname october 14 2003..so all you other tismes can go take a flying leap
RE: to the obsessed one above using my nick(again)
very pathetic & pitiful.again each post you fall further & further behind.soon you will be just a memory.try venturing out more,see what happens.good luck with your delusions & fabrications.
RE: example
Yeah, good catch. He should have said, "Why not?" :)
Seriously, you really need to learn how to stay wet for your entire shift!!
Seriously, you really need to learn how to stay wet for your entire shift!!
RE: example
Being a member for a couple of years. Comm chat is the worst. I am always barraged with "Hey BB. I am horny, naked and wet". Give me a break. That is one of the reasons I wish you could Ignore a host permanently in Comm Chat. It would make it a much better place. Now it is like walking down a street lined with hookers.
Now most hosts outside of Comm Chat are more realistic about suggesting they are ready to slip off their chair because they are so wet. But a few...after just a couple of words...like..wow you are pretty...or you have an amazing body...say....mmmmm...bb...I love the way you say that...I am getting hot. First...it is just words on a screen...second....I said nothing remotely sexual....god help those girls if the go to church one day and the priest tells them they look nice.
Now most hosts outside of Comm Chat are more realistic about suggesting they are ready to slip off their chair because they are so wet. But a few...after just a couple of words...like..wow you are pretty...or you have an amazing body...say....mmmmm...bb...I love the way you say that...I am getting hot. First...it is just words on a screen...second....I said nothing remotely sexual....god help those girls if the go to church one day and the priest tells them they look nice.
RE: example
Personally, I loved walking round Bangkok being told continually I was 'a hansum man'; that kind of 'pestering' I can live with, (no dave, these were real girls - I think.).
I was very rude in chat to a couple who consistently bother me in private despite my asking them nicely not to. I regret my outburst yet the dripping water effect of continual, 'we are wet 'n horny now!' got on my nerves. A permanent ignore is a good idea and save bad feelings on both sides.
I was very rude in chat to a couple who consistently bother me in private despite my asking them nicely not to. I regret my outburst yet the dripping water effect of continual, 'we are wet 'n horny now!' got on my nerves. A permanent ignore is a good idea and save bad feelings on both sides.