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dog continues to chase his tail
last time i posted and explained my posting strategy, keep the dog that torments me chasing his tail, he/she/theyknow who they are. but i will always be one step ahead, quick, agile like a cat, marking my territory, expressing my view and moving on, like the wind that blows in the trees. To my true friends here you know me and which messages are mine. chathosts do not fear when a member posts something derogatory I will still be there to defend your honour.
RE: dog continues to chase his tail
Why don't you give it a rest? This thing is like some allergy, the more you scratch, the more it will grow, so let it be :)
RE: dog continues to chase his tail
i dont know, i think it may be him, he said he wouldnt respond to posts after he started one. hmm lets play find the real tisme posts lol
RE: dog continues to chase his tail
haha its not him & now you think there is a message he will get.if its not him who wrote it why would he read it..you lot really are trolls
RE: dog continues to chase his tail
well it is me, i wrote it and I understand psy's comment ....I will try and control myself and stop obsessing that people who know me here cant even tell when I post anymore. cheers :-))
RE: dog continues to chase his tail
you're right who really does care...but it is funny because tisme said he wont read or respnd anymore lol
RE: i am so alone:(
free vid sessions? get a kitten? exercise? clean you house really good? find a bf? donate some time at the orphanage?
RE: i am so alone:(
“Me”, sounds like you have some important things in your life… A mom and bro who love you… those are so very important! :)) It is good to hear that you are eating and not poor any more… I do hope that you will have a party to go to this holiday as well! I hope that the New Year will bring you many happy changes and fill your life with wonder! Merry Christmas to you!
RE: i am so alone:(
and you are a true lady... i hope that you will enjoy everyone of your days! take good care!
RE: i am so alone:(
If your up for a gang bang, me and a few boys will head over to your gaff. Deal?
To: Devil
oh how crude! why don't you take the poor girl into your arms and let the sweeet juices of love flow between you?
RE: i am so alone:(
I do understand how you feel… kind of sounds like my story these past days. Everyday someone asking who I am going to spend the holiday with… my answer is the same… just me. I will go to church for the midnight service, other then that… it will be just me this year. Sad, since it will be my last Christmas in the US. How about your family? No chance to go and visit with them? I hope that one of your friends will invite you to a warm holiday party. Try not to be sad, but be thankful for all the things you do have in your life! Merry Christmas “me”!! A million Christmas hugs for you!!
RE: i am so alone:(
maybe u can go 121 with mondo in just your santa hat ?
Wait... better not. He'll have another heart attack !
Wait... better not. He'll have another heart attack !
RE: i am so alone:(
why? because they have no heart i guess ...dont take their gibes so close sweetie.
RE: i am so alone:(
It is very awful! For me... I will keep good thoughts for him... I hope his health will greatly improve! Hope you two have a beautiful time together this holiday season!!
RE: i am so alone:(
Whats awful is how you want to break up his marriage and leave his children in a broken home to grow up without a father whilst you seduce mondo with your evil young beauty only to discard him after his wallet is empty and leaving him with a broken (but still beating) heart
RE: i am so alone:(
Hooker sums you up.
First - No marriage to break up. It was over two years ago.
Second - My children are probably older than you
Third - They are not by this wife anyway.
Fourth - freeda did not, has not and never will seduce me.
Fifth - What the feck would an old has-been like you know anyway???
First - No marriage to break up. It was over two years ago.
Second - My children are probably older than you
Third - They are not by this wife anyway.
Fourth - freeda did not, has not and never will seduce me.
Fifth - What the feck would an old has-been like you know anyway???
RE: i am so alone:(
calm down old man.... you dont want another Sean Connery. Make sure your Bupa is paid up to date.........
RE: i am so alone:(
why not volunteer to do some charity work on xmas, like help feed the homeless
dear "host"
Many of us are alone for the holidays. Alone in reality or alone in spirit. But there is always hope.
RE: i am so alone:(
Heart goes to those alone on holidays. You are right to take account of all the good things in your life. Keep smiling and let your heart be filled with warm thoughts from an online friend.
RE: i am so alone:(
I hear that host has a bf and a nice family there where she lives...don't shut people outo f your life..thats how you end up lonely
RE: i am so alone:(
I hear host has a bf and a nice family there where she lives...don't shut people out of your life hun
Merry Christmas Baby
now, i just came here tonight to say
i just wanna say.......i just wanna say.....
merry christmas baby, you surely treat me nice
i feel just like i'm living in paradise
now listen.....now you see, i feel good tonight
and i got music on the radio---and ii feel good tonight
and i feel just like i wanna kiss you
underneath my wistle-toe---but now listen
santa came down the chimney, half past three
with lots of nice little presents for my baby and me
merry christmas baby, you surely treat me nice
and i feel like i'm living in paradise
well now......i just came down to say......merry christmas baby
and happy new year too.
by: Johnny Moore and the three blazers...(written in 1947 in a played call The River). and later sung by Bruce Springsteen
i just wanna say.......i just wanna say.....
merry christmas baby, you surely treat me nice
i feel just like i'm living in paradise
now listen.....now you see, i feel good tonight
and i got music on the radio---and ii feel good tonight
and i feel just like i wanna kiss you
underneath my wistle-toe---but now listen
santa came down the chimney, half past three
with lots of nice little presents for my baby and me
merry christmas baby, you surely treat me nice
and i feel like i'm living in paradise
well now......i just came down to say......merry christmas baby
and happy new year too.
by: Johnny Moore and the three blazers...(written in 1947 in a played call The River). and later sung by Bruce Springsteen
Our Thoughts
well friends-i got a call from a friend that told me-we need to keep austinp in our thoughts and prayers, his cabin this morning caught on fire and he had carbon monoxide in is body and had to go hospital, he is ok, but lost his cabin and belongings are gone now--so this holiday season we need to pray for him and even others you know throughout the world that have lost homes and things.
RE: Our Thoughts
hello friend--if you hear from him--tell him he can stay at my place for awhile, my boyfriend want mind until he gets ok.
RE: Our Thoughts
His 'Cabin' caught fire? Sheeeeesh, where was this dude living!! Another bullshit story for sympathy
RE: Our Thoughts
he was wanking too hard and sent sparks flying which caused the wooden cabin to catch alight. I'm impressed !
To: Devil
now Devil, some Christian charity please! how would you feel if your cardboard box by Waterloo Staion was burned down and so you couldn't spend Christmass with all your friends there?
RE: Our Thoughts
Is this just another of those stories that appear here like that 47 year old member who had supposedly died and then it turned out he hadn't?
RE: Our Thoughts
..as he said though his son left out the crucial word in the emails sent, 'not' dead.
RE: Our Thoughts
forgive them master, for they know not what they say--thats why they are all alone-no good heart in them--amen
RE: Our Thoughts
thanks gang--im okie dokie-back on my feet---and boo, who told you this, well it doesnt matter--im okie , ready to moved on--
RE: wanna share
Yes, its very gratifying to be able to donate a little happiness to the less fortuned... especially kids that should deserve the best of this world for a better future not only for them, but for ourselves as well. Glad to see there are host like you and not selfish and self centered as others I previously met... . I wish all of us were able to invest a little something of our time and fortune to give others the chance of a smile... It would definitely be a better world with lots of less conflicts and complexes in our own society...Best wishes for you. I know you did it as a good will expecting nothing in return, but life will return in double for what you did for these kids. It always happens....
RE: wanna share
This is the true Christmas spirit! I hope that your story will inspire many others to also do such acts of kindness! May life shine on your brightly and bless all your wishes! I am sure those children are so very happy right now! Merry Christmas! :)
RE: wanna share
I want to add.
It was not a joke of mine, i wouldnt' joke like that, not my style sorry.
But of course it can be just a coincidence, charity is a good thing and many ppl do it. So plz no offence, Hyp, none was meant.
kiss
It was not a joke of mine, i wouldnt' joke like that, not my style sorry.
But of course it can be just a coincidence, charity is a good thing and many ppl do it. So plz no offence, Hyp, none was meant.
kiss
dear "TRIKSY"
LOL - you think there is only one place in the world where a girl almost spent money on clothes but decided to buy kids toys instead?
RE: dear "the thinker"
you better become a better reader i guess :P
look above and see that i don't think there's only one place where it can happen :) such coincidences happen just everywhere :)
look above and see that i don't think there's only one place where it can happen :) such coincidences happen just everywhere :)
RE: wanna share
Perhaps you should read your own post more attentively.
Your post said that you discuss in public what you do for poor people and how much you give to charity. Thats exactly what the OP did.
Your post said that you discuss in public what you do for poor people and how much you give to charity. Thats exactly what the OP did.
RE: wanna share
Sorry I made a mistake.I meant to type "I liked what you did but I don't like to discuss on public what I did for poor ppl and how much I gave for charity."
RE: wanna share
Thank you :) you are right i just wanted to share my new exp.
Merry Christmas:))
Merry Christmas:))
RE: wanna share
If you had read my post more attentive you would have noticed that I didn't mention boasting off.I told only about myself.I told that I didn't like to tell how much I spent for charity.
I'd advice you not to judge others by yourself.
I'd advice you not to judge others by yourself.
RE: wanna share
Ok
I didn't mean to tell "that telling others about your act of charity is a bad thing".I meant to tell that I don't like to do this.
Thank you
I didn't mean to tell "that telling others about your act of charity is a bad thing".I meant to tell that I don't like to do this.
Thank you
RE: wanna share
forgive them master, it seems they do not know the meaning of love thy neighbor-amen
hmmm....i wonder..:-?
...well well well.....actually seems facing kinda problem....cant find any traces of my old friend and a very good guy....where can he hide?!...anyone knows?...vinylcafe s lost?! ....no way! :((
RE: hmmm....i wonder..:-?
His wife made he go out Christmas shopping for the grandkids. Dont worry he will be back telling you he is a 25 year old single guy in no time. Patience is a virtue.
RE: hmmm....i wonder..:-?
actually he used to be in community chat rather often....and then just disappeared...and neglecting all this "he wil beback as 25 y o guy"stuff,i can just add he s an interesting man to talk to,...and with a rare deep sense.........anyway...i hope everything`s just fine with him ;)
RE: hmmm....i wonder..:-?
master--help this person find his friend whereever she is, in the mean time i will be looking too-amen
RE: What does BBW stand for?
Big Beautiful Woman. For guys into that the bigger the better. Not my cup of tea but then again I like diversity and perversity so go for it.
the only meaning is......
Big Beautiful woman is what its meant to stnad for. Not some skinny bint with big baps. I like curves on my woman not just tits. I like hips, bum, bellies and thighs, but not obese. Just lots to grab with a beautiful face to em. Hope that helps.
RE: the only meaning is......
Me and you babes, we represent the BBW's here. kiss and many $$$'s
dear "new member"
BBW is commonly Big Beautiful Woman. Not one with a few curves, but the true BBW fetishist wants rolls of fat. One hundred kilos is only the low end for them.
At another site the 100-150 kg girls were some of the best earners on the site. They even had a category of their own and if the girl wasn't fat enough the members would complain in the forums until they changed categories.
At another site the 100-150 kg girls were some of the best earners on the site. They even had a category of their own and if the girl wasn't fat enough the members would complain in the forums until they changed categories.
RE: dear
master---this person seems concern on what BBW stands for, help this person to understand the letters, i see some have ideas, but i think being mislead--amen
the reason
last post is my explanation of why i will do this. once i have posted the FOT can have his fun but i will no longer feed him.i say my piece move on. he can be like the dog chasing his tail.i'm sure all those who know me will know which are my replies.merry christmas to one & all,yes even you FOT.
RE: the reason
well, he/they, are getting better all the time tisme. a matter of fact how is anyone to know that this post was in fact 'really' from the the 'original' tisme? perhaps it's time for you to get a new chatname? that is if this is really your post 'tisme?'
RE: the reason
im so glad we got tisme's explanation, i have been on pins and needles waiting for word from our leader
RE: the reason
of course this imposter who started this post is not the original tisme..would i use such a lame metaphor like a dog chasing its tail? he's now gone beyond responding to my posts as me to starting posts with my well respected cc forum nickname.
RE: the reason
master--i see you have already help this person get over with his problems, continue to be with tisme-amen
RE: 1 year at cc
Happy anniversary sweetie :)) ...and i wish u a lot of fun at the next year! (K)
RE: 1 year at cc
Happy, happy anniversary... I hope that it was a good year for you and that the next will even be better! :))
RE: 1 year at cc
Frudean slip means so much to us all. Still congrats? and best wishes for even more fun and success in the cuming/coming year.
RE: 1 year at cc
You and your family must be so proud of you. It seems like only yesterday you did your first simulated masturbation video. How we have grown up. Maybe if you are a good girl and work hard you can have your own studio and exploit young girls just like you.
to Serious
Wow, you are just an ass aren’t you? You make the comment about exploiting people… and what is that you are doing here then? Oh, I remember you are here being a rude ass. Grow up and get a life!
RE: 1 year at cc
master---i see another happy host here is good about staying on with her work--continue to be with her and give her many more blessings-amen
i post
then never add or read the thread again.i leave the pit for almea,masterg,you know who,contempt,rancid,spanky,freud etc etc to roll around in the quicksand of his own stupidity.deeper,deeper with every post you go. :--((
Boring old fart society
Well I am very honoured, that someone has thought of me, as boring and that I am frugel enough to spend qua;ity time in Comm Chat!!
Well If anyone is interested, I am starting an old farts association of like minded clientel, who spend hours in comm chat just like me..
The above only confirms, the quality of both host and viewer alike, as occasionally the chat levitates above masturbation and false penis sizes (never mentioned on Classic FM or Radio 2 pheww)!.
Please complain more if you wish, as I love the attention and publicity
Well If anyone is interested, I am starting an old farts association of like minded clientel, who spend hours in comm chat just like me..
The above only confirms, the quality of both host and viewer alike, as occasionally the chat levitates above masturbation and false penis sizes (never mentioned on Classic FM or Radio 2 pheww)!.
Please complain more if you wish, as I love the attention and publicity
maybe it's not the best idea, but ....
I dunno will u all agree with my opinion, but maybe it's already a time to make all messages in general forum be signed automaticaly by their real posters' nicknames? ...at least to try this experiment for some period of time to know if it will work great. I bet a lot of crap would dissapear from this place immediately :)) ...even if not a lot, at least some and at least the crappiest one :D
I know, guests wouldn't be allowed to post here too then, but they could still read it...isn't it the "usual form" for internet forums? Correct me if i am mistaken please.
I wish this forum could stay civil without that extreme step though. But time shows it's getting worse :(
What do you think? ...Would like to know what does CC think about it also. Thanks in advance.
I know, guests wouldn't be allowed to post here too then, but they could still read it...isn't it the "usual form" for internet forums? Correct me if i am mistaken please.
I wish this forum could stay civil without that extreme step though. But time shows it's getting worse :(
What do you think? ...Would like to know what does CC think about it also. Thanks in advance.
RE: maybe it's not the best idea, but ....
While a good idea in theory Trojan100 the problem is that a member can have several names and can create them pretty much at will.
So although the member would have to post his name it would not neccessarily be the name that they have videos with or are known with.
Although at least your suggestion would mean that people on the forums could not post as another person which I think would be a good idea.
So although the member would have to post his name it would not neccessarily be the name that they have videos with or are known with.
Although at least your suggestion would mean that people on the forums could not post as another person which I think would be a good idea.
RE: maybe it's not the best idea, but ....
If you see a message you find offensive, take your case to CC. Drop them an email and beg them to have the offending message removed.
No really, great idea, but you fail to realize that any single person can have multiple screen names here. Even if the measures you suggest were put in effect, that wouldn't stop people from registering new screen names - screen names registered specifically for having fun in the forums.
Nice try, Spunky.
No really, great idea, but you fail to realize that any single person can have multiple screen names here. Even if the measures you suggest were put in effect, that wouldn't stop people from registering new screen names - screen names registered specifically for having fun in the forums.
Nice try, Spunky.
RE: maybe it's not the best idea, but ....
It wasn't Trojan's post obviously!....Damn how i want it to end already!!! Please CC, make my dream come true!
RE: maybe it's not the best idea, but ....
Yes, i agree that members and chathosts could have several nicknames, let it be so. Btw, even though hosts have few screennames, dont forget they also have profiles and pics, and in case of authorized forum we can see "who gives a shit" :D ...i think that would stop some jealous hosts to post abuse about each other or some members.
As for the "crappiest crap" i meant the stuff which CC usually delete from this forum. Or the posts of impostors (like some anon posted under my name here).
Why should somebody bear if his or her cc-name is used by others? How long?!
As for the "crappiest crap" i meant the stuff which CC usually delete from this forum. Or the posts of impostors (like some anon posted under my name here).
Why should somebody bear if his or her cc-name is used by others? How long?!
RE: maybe it's not the best idea, but ....
If that happened WTF would have to come back out in the open. He has been posting his nuts off under a variety of made up names for weeks. Have you not noticed the dramatic increase in sarcasm?
RE: maybe it's not the best idea, but ....
I dont think they will bother to create new screennames without profiles only for being bitchy anonymously at forums...how bitchy they should be then! lol
I dont know what exactly but we really need some changes here. Don't u think so?
I dont know what exactly but we really need some changes here. Don't u think so?
Happy
I am soo happy! Today was a great day on my new job:) ..i feel myself like a big person..lol .....BUT I still remember all of you and missing! kissssssssssss Take care everyone! My soul with you!!!!!
RE: merry xmas!!!
sure :)) ....and i had no any doubt, dont punish your damn keyboard please :D
RE: merry xmas!!!
i want u to scratch my furry little squirrel nuts and then give me a cookie:)
RE: merry xmas!!!
You a truly lovely lady BBW - you alone can make chat worthwhile. I think I want your baby! kisses xxxxxxxxxxxxx
RE: merry xmas!!!
Merry Christmas BfrumoasaW....... have a wondeful time with family :):) (K)(K)(K)
Very boring
Margeritta is working on four sites at one time. Always long time outs by switching from site to site. Enough for me ... bye forever Margeritta
RE: Very boring
if she was in video then i agree that you have cause to moan, if you are just chatting in text chat then what is the problem if she is trying to get videos elsewhere as well?
RE: Very boring
Well officeboy .... none of ur business ...... no never will change my decisiion ... end of discussion
RE: Very boring
well bush - you are the person who posted a pathetic little whine without bothering to give all the facts in an open forum - so you cannot really claim that things are not anyone elses business. i do not know the girl in question and to be honest don't really care whether someone like you bothers to go to her video (or maybe text chat) again
RE: Very boring
interesting that bush knows the exact number of sites she is working on
guess he knows her on all of them
guess he knows her on all of them
RE: pop psychoanalysis
A Little Man Engulfed in Acrimony your words have no effect on me.they are like the wind. quoting a renowned character"i am rubber,you are glue,bounces off me & sticks to you."
the irony of your"stunt"posting as freud is the time,effort,thought, planning & trouble you went to posting & replying(under so many nicks)shows i'm inside of you.i'm in your psyche.walking, sitting, sleeping,working,wanking 24/7.everytime you post a reply to me i will be embedded deeper inside.denials,refutals,rebuttals even changing your nick,as you do so often,wont matter because you live with the reality. :--(((
the irony of your"stunt"posting as freud is the time,effort,thought, planning & trouble you went to posting & replying(under so many nicks)shows i'm inside of you.i'm in your psyche.walking, sitting, sleeping,working,wanking 24/7.everytime you post a reply to me i will be embedded deeper inside.denials,refutals,rebuttals even changing your nick,as you do so often,wont matter because you live with the reality. :--(((
RE: pop psychoanalysis
no tisme you are wasting ur time with such jibberish and rubbish. the professors are just enjoying your posts and ur responses. I can assure you they are hardly taking you seriously. Whenever they're finished with you, they'll go onto a new target. Enjoy while it lasts, because it seldom does!
RE: pop psychoanalysis
no i am in him or her or them, in their mind, their soul, they breathe tisme, they think about me all the time, they are jealous i am so respected and adored by the chathosts, they despise my intelligence and rapier wit (witness my posting "Im rubber you are glue....") tthey despise my crystal clear irrefutable logic, they envy that I am such a prominent personality on this forum and my detractors wish they were me! yes me! me! me! admit it you want to be me dont you??!!!!
RE: pop psychoanalysis
cool, we broke his brain :)
Your posts are amusing to a point and nothing more, it's like when you stop to see a car wreck; tragic indeed, and makes us think "Damm, I'm glad that's not me".
Your posts are amusing to a point and nothing more, it's like when you stop to see a car wreck; tragic indeed, and makes us think "Damm, I'm glad that's not me".
RE: pop psychoanalysis
sorry, i looked a little obsessed in those last couple of posts about him/her/them who have derided THE tisme, but now, the same old tisme will be back on the forum .............so watch out ladies, the lady's man is back! THE tisme!
RE: pop psychoanalysis
i get it "eric cartman" you are him/her/them "pop psychologist"...just using another nickname to taunt me! you have no effect on me none! you are like the wind, a little breeze blowing thru my hair and thru my ears
RE: pop psychoanalysis
The funny thing is, I don't want him to go away, he's fun to make fun of. Imagine a forum where everyone thought and said the same things as you. It would get boring fast and before you know it we would start to look for the little differences in each other to start making fun of. Diversity is what makes the world go around, even the “nut jobs” need to voice their opinions no matter how asinine, we just have to be intelligent enough to recognize it and have a few laughs at their expense. Keep posting tisme, you frigging wacko.
RE: pop psychoanalysis
quoting that renowned character again "i am rubber,you are glue,bounces off me & sticks to you." which means logically, if you can follow the logic, that you are the retarded one, freud or whoever you are today!
RE: pop psychoanalysis
Guys, u remind me of two kids who forgot why they started to call each other names, but none of them wants to give up and just leave.
Tisme, i respect u for defending and supporting hosts...if not u, i would have to do it myslef :D... but im lazy :P ...and i respect u for your intelligence, but wish u had more patience to stand those BS comments on your posts from anons, 'cause they're just childish, dont deserve such an attention from your side :)) ignore them if u want your stalkers to be upset, hope they will get bored much earlier than we all expect. It's an adult site after all, all kids are not supposed to be here. Cheers :)
Tisme, i respect u for defending and supporting hosts...if not u, i would have to do it myslef :D... but im lazy :P ...and i respect u for your intelligence, but wish u had more patience to stand those BS comments on your posts from anons, 'cause they're just childish, dont deserve such an attention from your side :)) ignore them if u want your stalkers to be upset, hope they will get bored much earlier than we all expect. It's an adult site after all, all kids are not supposed to be here. Cheers :)
RE: pop psychoanalysis
thank you trojan for your support and dont worry you will not need to defend or support the hosts, I will remain here to absorb the blows of these despicable memmbers to protect the chathosts. thank you also for praising my intelligence, it takes a genius to know one, a tip of the hat to you sir. I just hope you are not joking and arent freud or one of the others who are tormenting me.
RE: pop psychoanalysis
No, im not joking...seems someone has already confirmed it posting under my name at few threads above :((
I won't bother to post any reply to him/her, hope u believe it wasn't me.
I won't bother to post any reply to him/her, hope u believe it wasn't me.
RE: pop psychoanalysis
thank you dear friend, I believe you. as that great compatriot once said, " A man's best friend is a friend" or something like that.
RE: pop psychoanalysis
I think it was, "A man's best friend is his dog" but I digress.....
take care, tissers
take care, tissers
RE: pop psychoanalysis
you are welcome tisme, friends band together against these foes who sink deeper into their own quicksand
RE: pop psychoanalysis
he's a troll bent on taking over the forum and making it all about him.....an anti-troll kind of troll who exacerbates the shit by making a mountain out of it by being on the 'right' side only to fire the same kinda shit right back......give it a rest tisme.
RE: pop psychoanalysis
"What?", at first reading the same thought occurred to me. However, I must defend the honor of CC's resident Cyber Don Quixote---apparently renowned for defending the honor of the virtuous women in this kingdom against the slights of the unchivalrous beasts in whose craw he seemingly sticks.
I think his written response was simply a matter of failing to use a comma before his name, though that failure could have been a Freudian (even “freudian”) slip, born of a deep-seated and unconscious narcissism (with passive-aggressive elements) underlying the parody of the narcissistic persona he brings to this Forum. Clinicians who have examined “tisme” have not agreed on a diagnosis. However, the more salient features of infantile beliefs of omnipotence, his overestimation of his intelligence and the effects he has on others, delusions of grandeur and passive-aggressive features born of cowardice, have given rise to a proposal of a new diagnosis: Quixote-Herman Syndrome, which describes a personality that combines the pathologies of Don Quixote and Pee Wee Herman. The prognosis for recovery is not yet understood, but the condition is not one likely to require hospitalization. Someone suffering from this disorder could be quite successful as a screenwriter for TV Sitcoms, for example. The most enduring of these programs owe their success to their inane qualities. Tisme has demonstrated---indeed brags about---his enduring presence here. We would expect no less of him in the Entertainment Industry. And when he finally leaves this esteemed Forum, he will be laughing all the way to the bank, the women will be left with no one to defend their virtue and the men will again resort to their bestial ways, entering the cyber-dens of iniquity and paying for it!!!
WHEREFORE, We the grateful citizens of this Cyber Land do thank thee Don Quixote-Herman for your unfailing service of keeping our women chaste, enraging the men---who so willingly take your bait---for which your meager compensation is your amusement, but for which the men in the kingdom have profited by allowing you to jerk them off for free instead of parting with their hard-earned wages.
I think his written response was simply a matter of failing to use a comma before his name, though that failure could have been a Freudian (even “freudian”) slip, born of a deep-seated and unconscious narcissism (with passive-aggressive elements) underlying the parody of the narcissistic persona he brings to this Forum. Clinicians who have examined “tisme” have not agreed on a diagnosis. However, the more salient features of infantile beliefs of omnipotence, his overestimation of his intelligence and the effects he has on others, delusions of grandeur and passive-aggressive features born of cowardice, have given rise to a proposal of a new diagnosis: Quixote-Herman Syndrome, which describes a personality that combines the pathologies of Don Quixote and Pee Wee Herman. The prognosis for recovery is not yet understood, but the condition is not one likely to require hospitalization. Someone suffering from this disorder could be quite successful as a screenwriter for TV Sitcoms, for example. The most enduring of these programs owe their success to their inane qualities. Tisme has demonstrated---indeed brags about---his enduring presence here. We would expect no less of him in the Entertainment Industry. And when he finally leaves this esteemed Forum, he will be laughing all the way to the bank, the women will be left with no one to defend their virtue and the men will again resort to their bestial ways, entering the cyber-dens of iniquity and paying for it!!!
WHEREFORE, We the grateful citizens of this Cyber Land do thank thee Don Quixote-Herman for your unfailing service of keeping our women chaste, enraging the men---who so willingly take your bait---for which your meager compensation is your amusement, but for which the men in the kingdom have profited by allowing you to jerk them off for free instead of parting with their hard-earned wages.
RE: pop psychoanalysis
If you only knew melomane, if you only knew how tisme has been dragged down the rabbit-hole...he will be back, released from its clutches. The shock therapy may have changed him for the better. I'll be back in a few weeks to check on my patient.
RE: pop psychoanalysis
Dear Cheshire Cat, Given the public fury your patient has stirred in so many, I know you will be circumspect about exposing him (her?) to the blood thirsty horde. Why, they might want to behead the poor soul. At least if you make an appearance on his behalf and they call for your head, you can simply disappear. In this Wonderland, one doesn't always know who one is talking to, given people's delight in assuming different personae. I mean "Tisme" could emerge from the rabbit hole as Dick Cheney. In fact, one of my sources in the Secret Service informs me that the oft-cited "undisclosed location" in which Cheney takes refuge is the "Rabbit Hole" and has even been known to conduct secret meetings to award no-bid contracts to his erstwhile cronies at Haliburton. Of course, he had to fork over a little payola to the Red Queen. But hey, it's only the taxpayers' money! So please be careful! Cheney likes to hunt and we have all heard about what a bad shot he is!
Wishing you all the best in the professional challenge that awaits you.
Wishing you all the best in the professional challenge that awaits you.
RE: pop psychoanalysis
he may come back under another name....but for tisme that would be a bitter defeat, he is TISME, he's put a ;;ot of time, effort, to cultivating his image..to start over with a new persona....I cant wait....or I cant wait to him stick his head from the rabbit-hole as tisme again....in full egotistical regalia
RE: pop psychoanalysis
C-Cat, Have photographers ready for his emergence. Send them a press kit informing them that the "egotistical regalia" of which you speak will only be complete when the crown is placed upon his head by the Archbishop (who is the presiding Archbishop in this Forum?) Whoever he is, tell the press to expect "Tisme" to seize the crown---in the manner of Napoleon--- from the cleric and crown himself! Interested viewers can see it live on a special edition of the Benny Hill Show.
I am Bored / I am Boring
I have noticed both in chat and forum postings hosts confuse these usages.
You usually want to say "I am bored" - meaning nothing interesting is happening in your life or chat room.
However you often say "I am boring". This means you are not an interesting person and people quickly get fed up talking with you.
You usually want to say "I am bored" - meaning nothing interesting is happening in your life or chat room.
However you often say "I am boring". This means you are not an interesting person and people quickly get fed up talking with you.
RE: I am Bored / I am Boring
Thanks for the lesson. You were boring and now I am bored. See I used it in a sentence.
RE: I am Bored / I am Boring
that's right, but what is funny also is i tried to explain it to some hosts saying "i am boring" when meaning they are bored, but they still use "boring" anyway ... so they start be really "boring" after some times ;) Listen and lear girls and guys, hosts and members :)
RE: I am Bored / I am Boring
maybe you should learn their language instead! :P
and did you mean Listen and lear girls and guys... or did you mean learn? :)
and did you mean Listen and lear girls and guys... or did you mean learn? :)
Short ones:-))
Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his
>friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will
>lose ALL your friends"
>
>*******************************************
>
>A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
>Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
>
>****************************************
>
>What is the definition of Mistress?
>Someone between the Mister and Mattress
>
>***********************************
>
>Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information
>Fighting Everytime. Wife replies," No, It means , With Idiot For Ever
>!!!"
>
>*****************************************
>
>What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is
when
>wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is
when
>both are pregnant.
>
>
>****************************************
>
>Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
>Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
>my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
>
>****************************************************************
>
>A women asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these
>kids yours?? " The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and
>these are customer complaints".
>
>****************************************************************
>
>A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident
and
>confidential. Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your
>friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"
>
>friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will
>lose ALL your friends"
>
>*******************************************
>
>A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
>Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
>
>****************************************
>
>What is the definition of Mistress?
>Someone between the Mister and Mattress
>
>***********************************
>
>Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information
>Fighting Everytime. Wife replies," No, It means , With Idiot For Ever
>!!!"
>
>*****************************************
>
>What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is
when
>wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is
when
>both are pregnant.
>
>
>****************************************
>
>Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
>Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
>my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
>
>****************************************************************
>
>A women asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these
>kids yours?? " The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and
>these are customer complaints".
>
>****************************************************************
>
>A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident
and
>confidential. Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your
>friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"
>
On fridays i fish!:-))
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said,
"This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said,
"This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."