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master-im glad to see someone else enjoy life--as we take each day give us the strenght to keep these thoughts in our head-amen

maybe getting over sex addiction and leaving webcam sites might do it....

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Nope, it's not.. there's some sort of bug that sends everyone that clicks in an empty personal forum, here... not that cool..

Why not having a goal, but paying attention to the road, and enjoying it?
I guess that's how it should be, otherwise you're kinda wasting your time :)

master--a short one here, yes thanks for life-amen

think she may be still on,,,u want her bad?????

master-help this person find this xnightolivex, it seems important that they meet again, must really had a good time together on the last meet-amen

lol you could almost imagine that happening :D

You must love the vet, huh? :D

hahahahahahahaha

master--help this pussycat find the father of the kitties, no woman should be raising those little cats alone-amen

master-what shall i tell this person, you do want me to tell the truth dont you--ok, well perplexed just follow your heart-amen

of course I am!

of course I am too, she's a real money maker with her rump shaker

I love her too, I taught her how to be a real woman.

she may be the best kept secret here

Hardly a secret.

husband?!?! pimp?!?!?! fan!?!?!??!

19freeda was the best

master--is it so freeda has so many lovers, if so help her to decide the right one-amen

Would that be the 'Friend and Family' freeda, or the 'Little Shy' Freeda???

u got a Freeda fetish?

I bet there isn't a little shy freeda

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A Vermont native found himself in a difficult position yesterday while touring the Eagle's Rock African Safari Zoo with a group of thespians from St. Petersburg, Russia. Ronald went to extremes to demonstrate the power of Crazy Glue, one of America's many marvels, to the Russians.

To prove the effectiveness of Crazy Glue, he rubbed several ounces of the adhesive onto the palms of his hands and jokingly placed them on the buttocks of a passing rhino.

The rhinoceros, a resident of the zoo for the thirteen years, was not initially startled, as it has been part of the petting exhibit since its arrival as a baby. However, once it became aware of being involuntarily stuck to Ronald, it began to panic and charge wildly about the petting area with Ronald as an unwitting passenger.

"Sally the Rhino hadn't been feeling well. She was constipated, and had just been given a laxative when the American played his juvenile prank, " said caretaker James Douglass.

During Sally's tirade, a shed wall was gored, two fences destroyed, and a number of small animals escaped. Three pygmy goats and one duck were stomped to death. During the stampede and subsequent capture, Sally began to feel the effects of the laxative, showering Ronald repeatedly with over 30 gallons of rhinoceros diarrhea.
A team of medics and zoo caretakers were needed to remove his hands from Sally's buttocks. "It was tricky. We had to calm her down while shielding our faces from the pelting rhino dung. I guess you could say that Ronald was in it up to his neck.

Once she was under control, three people with shovels were working to keep an air passage open for him. We were eventually able to tranquilize Sally and apply a solvent to remove his hands from her rear," said Douglass. "I don't think he'll be playing with Crazy Glue for awhile."

Meanwhile, the amused Russians were impressed with the power of the adhesive. "I'm going to buy some for my children, but of course they can't take it to the zoo," commented Vladimir Zolnikov, leader of the troupe.

u got me so excited with ur comment, i almost farted

hahahahahahahaha

master-it seems someone as left the flock here on cc, help lead this person back safety-amen

im okie dokie anne--thanks sweety--be back on feet-

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thats cool XXXXKAZXXXX--i want tell imshy you where here---

That's nice :) thanks for sharing :)

master---now here is a person seems to enjoy singing, give him a voice of an angel and let the words flow out-amen

Pwnage.

We're the Champions...

Well done sis

dont worry trik....my posts r gettin cencored by cc...and its just total bollox to b honest...so much for expressin ur own views...seems some ppl can insult individuals and have their posts put up and mine wasnt insulting and they still refused to put it up...bleh

Hey luv, don't let bastards grind ya down!

A'm right with ya there Albert. Pretty lil gal that Triks.

Thank you guys :)

now these three posts albert finney, elvis and triksy's thanks to albert and elvis..that is what the forum used to be about and should be about, good feelings and shallow compliments and thanks, standing up for and supporting our fellow posters and joining hands and singing kumbaya after asking asking our friendly hosts in video for double penetration or waiting to read those beautiful cyber declarations "I love you! come see me in video!"

thank you all three of you for restoring my faith in porn cyber forums I feel like I really know you all! so in the spirit of a kinder gentler forum where no feelings are bruised, Merry Christmas, happy hannukah, happy kwansaa and happy holidays to all! ho! ho! ho!

nobby, you totally miss the point! it's called light HUMOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unlike your sour, humourless, sarcastic response. What a shallow prick you are.

oh no! now you have hurt my feelings! Im going to start a new post and let the world know how my feelings have been hurt! then I will petition cc to change their posting policy!

don't get upset, it's not real here :-)

this guy actually think Albert and Elvis are real???? hahahahahahahaha

This place has one redeeming feature, it's full of nutters! looooool

They ain't real of course but Triksy is a sexy lady so I agree with the 'guys's essential message. Nobby can go to ts/tv section and fulfill his anal fantasies. loooooooooooooooooooooool

learn to read, the lines and between the lines

ok nobby mate, take it easy

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LMFAO...3. Impersonation of other regular forum posters. Granted, it is often very funny, but not everyone can tell the difference between styles of writing and that leads to calls for us to delete the messages before long. So, if it isn't immediately obvious to the untrained eye that the message was posted by an impostor, it does get deleted. That does apply to the various "11" threads too, unfortunately :-(
....wtf has been happening lately then...double fuckin standards..bit like my post that i copied part of the terms and conditions and showed EXACTLY where cc change how they run this place...will this get posted...lets see...

I posted insulting myself but it never appeared(???)

can i insult u now ally?
ur an over the hill geriatric old fart...bleh..im just not in the mood to really insult u..ur lucky day

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longer than 90 % of the ppl here...so that means too long

"That does apply to the various "11" threads too, unfortunately :-("

OMG! Here I was, thinking that I was the only one here with a true appreciation for the genius that is Chuck11, and it turns out the higher-ups within CC dig that crazy bastard too!
Cool beans! :D

nadeen, that was like 8 months ago, and was about a certain topic, not in a general topic

yes, not in a general topic, but it was meant as in general, because the original post which got that response from CC was addressed to CC admins. Here is the beginning of the post from CC (maybe i shouldnt have cut it off):

"It looks like this message was directed at us, or more precisely, those of us who have at hand at deleting messages.
Seeing as quite a lot of messages were deleted last night, it will probably be useful if we explain some of the moderation policies we try to observe to keep the forums civil..... " etc.

I just wish those rules to work as well as they did 8 months ago. Would u please to follow your own rules CC? Or are they too old for nowadays already???

Let it go drama queen. You don't seem to understand it's DQs like you that make this forum what it has become. A place to make some jokes, push other people's buttons, voice your opinion, seek attention, etc. The more you rant and rave the more you draw "unwanted attention" to yourself.
Peace out

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The forums have always been the same, just waxing and waning from time to time. I have been a member for 5 years and there were always stupid, ignorant people; people desperate to see their words in print; funny, good comments to amuse us; people asking questions or offering advice and people just saying hello.

Well.. maybe you don't take it that close as i do...
Yes i agree about those different ppl who come here with different purposes, but it's getting more and more of those who are "desperate to see their words in print" rather than those who amuze us or just say hello.

hi triksy the forum was such a pleasant cyberspace in the good old days.

i have been a member here for more than 4 yrs, as this name and another, and if u remmeber, about every 6 months, this forum goes thru the same thing, u know it, and go aways for time, but always come back, just learn to accept it as it is......like before

Triksy, a year ago maybe litte less, u said same thing and was gone, i didnt mind, so bye again...if dont go as u want, dont let the door hit u in the ass

how can so many be so distraught over such triffling crap?......seriously if so many are so fed up, why do those same so many perpetuate the same crap by always biting on the same damn bait?........are you people really that oblivious to what's going on?
and now the pissers and moaners have taken to blaming cc?......christ..grow up.

The forums are like the sea..........eternal and will wear down even the hardest of rock into sand. Nothing new here really......samo samo .... when a person tries to create a personna on the forums the "little people" will try to drag them down. It happens all the time here and has not changed so if you are a regular poster just ignore it or don't post with a regular nick like me.

And secondly the forums always thrive when there are several "thought leaders" present..........when there are not (like now) the forums tend to degenerate into non sensense and a form of pettiness that can be really mean at times. Again nothing new but we need some more WTFs, Bananas, and TNT et al. to lead us from the current swamp of mediocity by making us think and laugh or at least not eat our own kind..................Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight; after all it is only CC...nothing serious here its all just entertainment :)

oh I don't know, there are a few host I wouldn't mind eating out :D

I agree with you totally TRIKSY.

I thought maybe it was just because I had got familiar with them and so they didn't entertain me as much.

But no I think now the number of bad posts far out number the good posts and I have to drink my coffee in the morning doing work rather than reading the forums :(

I'm even wishing critic and pushkin would come back lol.

false goodbye

Come on Triks.ell. There are allways ppl who like and agree with you and who don't like you and don't agree with you.
I think you're just dissapointed now. But time will go by and you come here and read all this XXX and may be find something fun.

May be you should try to pay more attention to the good replies to your posts but not to the bad replies.Well may be some anon doesn't like you but does he play any role for you?Is he a part of your family or a person who will make you troubles in reality?

As long as the situation was the way you described it, i didn't care about those with negative replies. Coz there really are always those who support me. I get mails with kind words and cheers. And i very much appreciate it.
But now those who dont like me seem to just go crazy about it. They dont' know me even a lil, and post their senseless comments, no matter what they say, they just want to say smth bad. Ppl don't share their opinions anymore, they just show their negative attitude and lack of culture. What a shame.

I want to thank again all my friends who understandme and support me. kisses

I am sure there are much more those who understand and support u, Triksy. Best wishes and Merry Christmas to u! ;)

Don't let the idiots get you down TRIKSY. Only you can control your attitude to others so don't let others influence the way you think. If you stop posting on here then the morons here win. There are enough people on here to support you I am sure ...Keep smiling through it

I agree very much with Max.
Triksy, what is happening in response to ur posts i would really call mobbing! And i know that this really can hurt. So i can understand ur decision!
On the other hand i allways read ur posts, and appreciate them very much. The Forum would lose a lot of its quality without u!
Its the old battle mind against stupidity, I guess :p

yep agree , it was much funnier and friendly 3 years ago haha ,, we knew each other better then .. ah the good old days haha ,,,

master--well as you know here is another lovely person seems to be fed up--please be with trisky and shine many smiles throughout her life and dont let others get to her-amen

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presumably the op is "opinionated pratt" is it?. FFS get off her case!!

Amen to that rev. Glory halleluya!

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Do you want me to pass out the kool aid now?

master--do you want rev. jim jones to passed out the kool-aid now or wait---ok master thank you---no rev. jim not yet--master said let them thirst a little longer--amen

master---please make the teddy bears go away and replace them with more didos--amen

Oh! com'on... Teddies are cute.. geeez :-)

Baby let me be, your lovin' teddy bear

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who is it you know from the streets and why stay clear?

u looking forward to the anal probe? probably chose you as the gap was so large already.

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE FARTING FIRE!!!!!!!!

goddammit I did not have an anal probe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

master---hmmm another bar of soap please---and aliens, continue to be with them on their journey here-amen

Grrrrrrr I can only match the lowest score ont the board so can't get on :(

Lawdy lawdy!

Consider yourself on permanent invite status, Just bring your beautiful smile as your passport!

O, Sancta Simplicitas !!!

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Why on earth you think i didn't like something ? i wonder ??

because you are a narrow-minded xenophobic indivdual?

Seldom has so quickly a wine soured and a rose withered in the moribund atmosphere.

because Triksy....you always seem so negative lately

its called PPMS .............permanent PMS

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does that mean a fake marilou

Oremus!

Are you heading for Escorts and Massage category?

the invite is always there for you.all you have to do is ask.

what is Fake Marilou? Im real.My pictures are real too.

Under certain conditions you can be sure to get dozens of offers.

I read not once, that the most stressful thing, esp for a woman, is a divorce, and only after there comes death of close ppl.
But the thread is not about it, so nm :)))

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I wonder how many calls to the samaritans were made after reading that tripe. Gotta go....phones ringing....

Hi....how's things going worm?

look down to see crabs

WOW ...thanks for sharing EasyTOUCH, this new bounced out of me about 30 points of stress i think! :D

Heh there are some people that can't take the stress.. one suicided today by jumping in front of the train somewhere in south of France..
it's sad

u mean after reading boretensia's post ?

If you were not a jealous host but an english-speaking member you wouldn't have done so silly mistakes.
May I correct you?
"DO you mean HE COMMITED SUICIDE after HE READ Gortensia's post ?"
-Cheers-

"you wouldn't have done so silly mistakes."
You dare to crit her Eng ?

If you were not so shaking you would have noticed such an irony.
-Cheers-

babelfish translated that as you being a merchant banker

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like your Angleesh !

lolllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!1

try it's updated version babellizard

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How can New Year be stressful? It comes every year and is hardly a surprise.
I wonder what whould happen if something really important happenedto these people who get freaked out just coz the date changes!!!

and the stress for not married people is?

how to keep from sticking your head in the oven while cooking a Turkey Pot pie for one on Christmas Day

new years is the most stressful night & day of my year but also the best.i work security in a nightclub that opens at 10pm & doesn't shut til 10pm new years day.haha

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he still don't get it..........................................:+O

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking tismes on this motherfucking plane!

master--oh by--it seems we need to pray for a bar of soap to wash mouth out with--but if cant provide at least give a ban-aid--amen

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I never used the cam u mentioned but I took a look at the Logitech website. I'm not sure whether you have the Orbit or Orbit MP so I looked at the features for both. Those cams do have motorized pan, tilt and zoom controls that can be controlled by the cam owner, but nowhere on the Logitech site could I find any mention of either of those cams having the ability to be controlled by viewers. Infact even the owner cannot manually adjust those settings if the face tracking feature is turned on. You can only use one or the other, not both at the same time, according to what is written there. Anyway if the cam does have that feature and they neglected to mention it on the site, (which i doubt because it would be a major selling point for many cam buyers) it should explain how to control it in the owners manual. However I have the feeling that you misinterpretted the way they described the pan/tilt/zoom feature and took it to mean others would be able to control it. I would imagine in order for someone else to control your cam it would take more than just installing your cam with that feature on your PC... meaning the viewer would have to download a software program that would have the controls and would also connect to ur specific cam over the internet allowing those controls to be used remotely. So sorry I think you just misunderstood the feature. But on the plus side the video effects and full screen avatars with face tracking feature that cam has is pretty cool. I saw a video demo of them on another site and they worked really well.

I've heard of web cams like the one you mentioned, but I never used then b4. If I undersatand it correctly, the viewers clicks on your screen and a message pops up allowing him/her to take control of you cam after you grant him/her access. Then they can pan up down and all around :) Is this the type of cam you have?
P.S. I want to zoom in and out repeatedy until the lens pops and all the warm gooey liquid come spurting out..lol

I personally have the orbit, i can pan tilt zoom also, but, trust me, u can control it, it is software driven, and cc dont allow u to control it, so i cant yours

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ok, so the cam can be controlled by ur viewers, but that raises an interesting question... which viewer gets to control the cam if there are multiple viewers in video? for example, a viewer enters an open video session and is using the cam controls during a steamy video session to zoom in on the host's face to see her facial expressions amidst her pleasurable finger ministrations down below, when suddenly the cam moves and zooms in on what her fingers are doing.... suggesting another viewer has come in and just taken over the show. so is that scenario possible? or does only the first member in video get access to the cam controls? or are cam controls only available in private video sessions? if cam controls are available to all viewers in open sessions, then how does a host know which viewer is moving the cam and regulate which viewer is in charge of the show and allowed to use them? i am curious since i have never seen this feature here or used it. seems like it might be just something else to cause arguments here between hosts and members... and also between members and members... over who had the right to use the controls and who was being rude, etc. etc.

hahahahhahhahhahahahaha
giggle giggle
thx Alex :P

false laugh

hahaha
now i really feel like a star followed by those sticky reporters with cams everywhere and commenting every my step !
Can i visit a bathroom alone please?

false laugh again !

hahaha
Go yourself

tho nothing bad in the reply, but still i can reply under my name by myself, thanks a lot :)

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perhaps both at once

Triksy doesn't dump.
You people are groady.

She doesn't dump but she is a dump

lol

funny joke, Alex :))) ...btw, may i will be your sticky reporter too pleeeeaaase :D:D:D

Of course...ask anything you would like to know:PP

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Ohh my God...someone is naughty here:DD
...btw, its no problem..., but should i have to take off my swimsuit?:DD

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Ok...everything for you:DD
..., but then we cut up the melon 50-50:DD

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60 % for me 40% for u would be better?:DD

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Ok...100% for you...my life and the same bathpic from you will be mine:DD

Happy Christmas to you too ally.

Have a beer for me :D

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You have agood one, mate.
See you here Christmas day??? :D

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Damn, you are right Gorty! Suppose I'd better take the turkey out of the oven and put it back in the fridge.

Have a Happy comming Christmass and New Year too, ally! :)))
(K)(K)(K)

Merry Xmas.......Ho Ho Ho.........bah humbug!!!!!

Bill Murray

Are you KKK ? Thats terrible.

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ally is KKK ? Thanks for that info nadeen. I will let admin know. ;-(((

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master--be with this sick person, they seem have a lot of time on hand or his it something else in the palm of hand-well whatever give him peace-amen

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Ya speak the words of truth sir!

I have a whole 4 days off and I intend being drunk every day. Have a nice one ally and see you in the chat room.

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can i come over and get drunk with you???

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too many parties and interesting things to do.

master--it seems the devil is in the room--kick this butt in both places and forgive of actions-amen

You tell 'em, Revererant!

Have a great time with your family at Chrismas :)))

master -be with cum4mewithme during the time with family -provide safety holidays-amen

master, its good to see you giving us beautiful women on here, and pretty pictures to look at-amen

Purtiest lil gal I ever did saw, since Cilla anyways.

I hope you have a great Christmas.

All the best :)

Honey.
Glad to hear that u will pass a distinctive Xmas, I hope that all yr wishes will come true... You are the nicest .. you deserve our love ...
May Jesus bring joy and happiness to all our hearts.

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it's just great to get xmas presents from the people u love most of all, those gifts will seem priceless for u and i hope the time u will have with them will be pricelsess as well at your Christmas day :))

To all who read this..I wish you a joyeous Christmas and a blessed New Year. It will be a good one here knowing that I was able to wish all a very Merry Christmas.-Greg

master-good to see people here happy-continue to support them-amen

10 seconds wasted scrolling through that guff

Nobody asked you to read, and how can you know it's "guff" as long as you only scrolled?

How did he know it was guff? Simple. The posters ID gave it away.

" poster's " you mean..

as long as you only scrolled?
Perhaps you mean "as you had only scrolled"

Past Perfect Simple :)

Aye aye
Thank you. Never said grammar is what I know best..

Razkolnikov, I sympathize with your sentiment about having wasted 10 seconds of your time, but hey, I'm sure before long an opportunity will present itself in which you save 10 seconds and thereby balance your temporal balance sheet. At least you can console yourself that you did not spend your time and money. You could have fallen victim to the real designs of the ‘gonif’ who own these sites, who know only too well how to market their salacious service.

Though Psy, to his (her?) credit, offers a caveat about his ability as a translator, my sense is the original (I won’t call it poetry; song lyrics I assume?) cannot be much better. But, I’m not here to piss on Psy’s taste in poetry, song lyrics, or any other matter of taste. (Nor, btw, am I suggesting you are---though calling it “guff”* will hardly make you a candidate for serving as a Diplomat.) There is simply little alternative to discovering good writing, good music, good visual art, good food, etc. except to “experience” it. And truth is, we must read, listen to, look at and taste a great deal of mediocre, if not outright schlock, to find the pearls. Thus, I do not envy the lot of critiques and editors who, in the end, become the arbiters of taste for an entire society. I do not want my taste prescribed by someone. I want to live with, breathe, listen to, look at and eat what I find pleasurable and uplifting, not what the Art Critique for the NY Times tells me is good, and thereby prescribing----intentionally or unintentionally---what constitutes good taste. These endorsements, in turn, generate economic opportunities and before long the manipulators of that rarified lot of Art Agents & Gallery owners are marketing the recently coronated mediocrity with accolades of: “brilliant”; “unparalleled”; “a rare voice”; “a talent that comes along once in a century.” Of course the marketing is done all in very good taste. The effete purveyors of this “High Art” see no resemblance to their hawking to that of, say a late-night TV mattress salesman. [sniff, sniff].

In then end I find no legitimate response to the old adage, “With taste there is no quarreling.” (But I do not equate, as some do, this expression with, “There’s no accounting for taste.” One can give at least a partial response to this assertion, but I won’t go into it here.) I simpler language, I say, “Hey, whatever floats your boat. “

Yup, am a "her" :)

It's not the first time I'm translating something, just that lately it happened mostly from french to romanian.. I only wanted to share something that I considered nice..
So, thank you for your comment, I'm glad you liked it :)

While you're here, please tell us again why you had to bludgeon that old woman? And her daughter? Especially her daughter!! What'd ya have to go and do that for? ;)

I know you are asking this with tongue in cheek, but since Raskolnikov has not answered, I hope you will forgive my presumption in doing so----in a serious way. Was it not because he wanted to see if he could commit, not the "perfect crime", but step outside a moral boundary without, not just punishment, but the attending guilt that he mistakenly assumes is merely a function of conventional moral strictures. In the end, as we learn, he cannot. Reading a bit of commentary on the work, the name "Raskolnikov" and the word translated as "Crime" in English give a clue. Raskol means "split" or "schism" in Russian. A religious sect, the Raskolniki, take their name after the great schism in the Russian Orthodox Church in the 17th century. The Russian word translated in English as "crime" comes from the Russian word "prestuplenie" (pre= across or trans) + (stuplenie= stepping). Thus it is a stepping across [in this case a moral boundary] or more equivalent etymologically to the English word transgression. (Another interesting fact about Dostoyevsky's idea is his indebtedness to Edgar Allan Poe's "A Tell Tale Heart.")

I liked the idea of Raskolnikov comparing his single murder to the deaths attributable to Napoleon Bonaparte, "What are the lives of a million men to a man like me?"

I would have answered but that Pyotr Petrovich has been following me. I fear I have been rumbled.

Lol!---It has been over ten years since I last read it. Remind me, Rodya, Petrovich is the cop, right?

I have it in mp3 form if you'd like it

Rodya, Thank you very much for the offer. It is most generous of you. However, I must confess the idea of reading a novel on a computer is alien to me. There is something about holding a book, its feel, its smell that I think I will always find as a necessary constituent to the experience of reading---at least longer works. But even short articles I often print out rather than read them on my computer screen. Perhaps it is a generational thing. I am 56. But again, many thanks. (Btw, have you also read the "Brothers Karmozov?" ) All the best!

no mate, its an mp3, you can listen to it... audio.... perhaps put it on cd and listen in the car. Like an audio book, no reading needed at all.
Have read alot of rus lit, have you seen any Tarkovsky films by any chance? If you'd like the audio files you are welcome. You can lay back and listen to the whole book being read out to you.

Ahhh, like a book on tape, huh? Another thing I've never done, but I'm game. Tell me how we can do this. I do not want to post my private e-mail address here. And, yes, I have seen Tarkovsky's films! You are a man after my own heart!! I am especially fond of "The Sacrifice." "Solaris" was good too, but pales compared to "The Sacrifice" in my humble opinion. Have you ever seen the Japanese/Russian co-produced film, "Durzu Uzala?" (sp?). It was directed by Kurasawa. A wonderful film. I am also familiar with the older films of Eisenstein, principally "Alexander Nevsky", with that wonderful music score by Prokofiev! I have actually seen the film screened with a live orchestral performance and count it one of the richest cultural experiences of my life! (No hyperbole!)

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Am not.. it's just a mask :)

well i like the lyrics ... thank you for the translation and the post :) Merry Christmas to you and all of yours!

It was my pleasure :) Glad you liked them.

Merry Christmas to you too :)

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master be with this psy. person, made the day get brighter and future better-amen