General Forum
RE: Arshavin
Wish all "football" would go away, such a boring game...it goes on, and on, and on and....
RE: Arshavin
never understood the fascination people have with grown men playing children's games. all of it seems pretty silly, and with the economy the way it is, the money those grown men are paid for kicking a little ball around is obscene.
Joke
crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am."
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger."
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am."
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger."
RE: Joke
ohhhh ...hohoho that was a really good one.. jokes with an unexpected endings are the best ones...LOL.. Thank you old biker..
another one
An Amish farmer walking through his field
notices a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht
das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben
in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink
the water. The cows and pigs have shit in it!)"
The man shouts back: "I’m a tourist. I don't
understand, nor do I care to understand your
gibberish. Speak English!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
notices a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht
das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben
in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink
the water. The cows and pigs have shit in it!)"
The man shouts back: "I’m a tourist. I don't
understand, nor do I care to understand your
gibberish. Speak English!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
RE: so strange members....
didnt u say in com chat it was $1000? u even copied the chat and sent it in public
RE: so strange members....
maybe there is interest attached to it that makes the price go up by 100%...
RE: so strange members....
As I read this thread, I noted the response of some who write they wouldn't shave their head for any price. Would $10,000 change the minds of those who say no? I certainly wouldn't pay that, but for that kind of money I would shave my head in public and give you several hours to call the TV stations and whomever you wished to have there as witnesses. I wouldn't have the slightest concern that someone "owned me". I'd just laugh my ass off as I was receiving the money. And after the fact, since the event had received such attention , I would promote myself in the media by doing talk shows and such. Of course it is always important to remember the famous words of Jerry McGuire; "Show me the Money" :)
RE: so strange members....
I agree completely. For that kind of money I will shave my head in public and let the newspapers take pics of me any time. I am telling you these girls have it so easy that still want to talk about pride over money. I know many of my female friends in my city that would happily shave their head for $2,000 any time and anywhere.
RE: so strange members....
Yeah, principles are important, no doubt. But I don't plain don't get it.get it. Slamming a big fat object up one's butt on camera is OK, but shaving the head is unthinkable. Something is really wrong with that message I think. But, that's just my opinion. Which I doubt will make it past the CC police. :)
RE: so strange members....
I think the difference is,,,no one knows when all is said and done about the huge object ,,,when in public.
But the hair thing is noficable.
On the same note tho,has anyone thought of the long term health consequences ?
The human body will only forgive so much torment
But the hair thing is noficable.
On the same note tho,has anyone thought of the long term health consequences ?
The human body will only forgive so much torment
RE: so strange members....
I disagree, EVERYTHING and ANYTHING can be done for money in this world, the only thing that makes a difference being every person's PRICE.
If some filthy rich guy would put a million dollars on your table there is nothing you wouldn't do for it. You just think you wouldn't, but trust me you would, lol.
If some filthy rich guy would put a million dollars on your table there is nothing you wouldn't do for it. You just think you wouldn't, but trust me you would, lol.
RE: so strange members....
That's some serious cynicism. The flip side of your comment is that money (or other consideration) can buy anything. That may apply to you, personally, but it does not apply to everyone. To borrow a biblical analogy - Mammon doesn't always win vs. Jesus.
RE: so strange members....
So for those who say everyone has their price.
How much would it take for you to kill your Mother, or your Best Friend, or your child?
There may be a price that many would do some things for like cutting hair, or maybe not. But I believe there are some things that some do not have a price for.
The replies above make it sound as anyone has a price for everything, but I disagree.
How much would it take for you to kill your Mother, or your Best Friend, or your child?
There may be a price that many would do some things for like cutting hair, or maybe not. But I believe there are some things that some do not have a price for.
The replies above make it sound as anyone has a price for everything, but I disagree.
RE: so strange members....
Money first and send him to me! Lol
On a serious note I used to wear my hair very short a long time ago, even shaved (because I liked the look) so when a guy asked if I would shave my head live for him for a certain amount I won't mention, (my hair was quite long then) you bet I did lol.
I guess it sounds terrible for some girls who always had their hair long, for me it was a "show me the money and I'll get back to my old look" thing.
On a serious note I used to wear my hair very short a long time ago, even shaved (because I liked the look) so when a guy asked if I would shave my head live for him for a certain amount I won't mention, (my hair was quite long then) you bet I did lol.
I guess it sounds terrible for some girls who always had their hair long, for me it was a "show me the money and I'll get back to my old look" thing.
RE: so strange members....
I would love to come and visit you here. Can you give your hostname?
RE: so strange members....
i will shave my hair on head if somebody will pay me 50.000$ minimum.(they growing pretty fast:P
RE: so strange members....
If anyone is remotely thinking of accepting that offer for 50,000. I will, for the same price, arrange for 3 absolutely beautiful, university educated, girls to shave each others heads while the buyer sips single malt scotch and receives a massage from two more beautiful girls, all on a private yacht in the Black Sea . And, The airfare is included. If you wish to forgo the Yacht and Single Malt Scotch, the package can be had for much less. Let's get real here... :)
RE: so strange members....
I would rather pay to see a host shave the hairs round her pussy. Or even better use an epilator to remove them :).
RE: so strange members....
What about sigourney weaver and Demi Moore? They both did it for films. Thought Aliens was much better than the crap that Moore was in.
RE: I would do it!
You are missing the point. He's not expecting you to ask yourself if you want to do it FOR HIM because you think he' special or something. It's just like he might pay you to get naked, he's paying you for something that turns him on. If you don't want to do it, don't do it, but quit whining like you're so superior. As if shoing every guy who asks your private parts is somehow more virtuous and "normal".
cutiegirl where r u ???
hmm as i asked but No reply ...i used too view this hot asian girl screen name cutiegirl .....any person knw where she is now ? or what she is doing ?????
If....
IF.....
April Showers, Bring May Flowers.....
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What do March Winds Bring ?????
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April..Fools :)
April Showers, Bring May Flowers.....
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What do March Winds Bring ?????
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April..Fools :)
BlackStrip
MMM...this Lady is Divine.
Sweet Tits and Pussy Shine.
OOO to give Her Mine...
and fall complete Sublime.
Sweet Tits and Pussy Shine.
OOO to give Her Mine...
and fall complete Sublime.
RE: qustion for member ?
i dont choose who to talk to by forum, i choose by appearance and personality. i just assume some forums cost more....
RE: qustion for member ?
There is presumably some logic behind the minimum prices for each category. It is lower in little shy (for instance) because more foreplay and conversation (or indeed only chat) may be expected. It is higher in instant action precisely because the videos are going to be of shorter duration, and also potentially more explicit. It follows that members may well be inclined just to enjoy your company and chat, and you seem to have a pleasant personality, but you can't necessarily expect the same IA minimum to be applicable if you do.
RE: qustion for member ?
so why is glamour and non adult so often higher prices than little shy?
RE: qustion for member ?
I prefer glamour and little shy as my two favorite categories. I like to chat for a while when I enter.
RE: qustion for member ?
You are right ...I could chat in not so shy and instant... (I have)... But I still prefer little shy and glamour as my two main categories.
RE: qustion for member ?
I don't really worry about category, as most hosts I meet I meet in commchat. If we chat there and things go well, then I think about whats next. Of course there are very very few I ever make it past comm chat with ;) But the are great friends.
Cam2cam question for hosts
I'm sure this has probably been asked before. Do you prefer members who come into your room to turn on their cam, or doesn't it matter? What percentage of your guests do go cam2cam? Just wondering what makes a better experience for host and member alike.
RE: Cam2cam question for hosts
if you are good looking come with the cam on, not waving your pvt bits in my eyes of course.
RE: Cam2cam question for hosts
another question, if the viewers turns on his cam and you don`t like the look of him, what do you do?
RE: Cam2cam question for hosts
i trust to members with a cam.can do a better show2 thems. then to guys without,
RE: Cam2cam question for hosts
must be hard for you to log in..... you copy and past your id or have you memorized it?
RE: Cam2cam question for hosts
yes very hard:))))))))))) try to find me in search, or maybe im just a psicho?;)
RE: Cam2cam question for hosts
adore2 c member cam.no cam-no trust-no relations-not good show,,,
RE: Cam2cam question for hosts
i prefer to talk to a person not a ghost - same as in real life - and looks dont matter for me just the reaction of the man - is he enjoying his time with me or not
My First Posting Topic
i ask this in community room, so I ask here, do you host get tired of promises and my other question i was going to ask in room but left , why do members and host come in community chat room and start typing to each other with sayings like why you hate me, why you love me, what have i done to you, and all kinds of personal stuff. That should be discuss in pm don't you think. Is it just me or is it others that thinks this could be a attention game, ok--I hush up now and get your opinions --thanks and have a great day,,, btw in few more years I become a boob doctor, do you think that it might help me get laid.
RE: My First Posting Topic
only if u take advantage while she is unconscious on the operating table
RE: My First Posting Topic
Joe it was all said tounge in cheek to liven up board arent you sick of "im horney "" and yes it got you talking and the rest
RE: My First Posting Topic
Community chat...I avoid that place...jusr few members in and lot of hosts that try to bring members in video with words like "I'm naked, I'm hot " etc so why wasting the time there when you can better so something else :))))
RE: My First Posting Topic
i avoid that place to, reminds me young kids trying to bait old men to act like young kids again
Welcome Back Kristina
Welcome back Kristina (yourspassion and morethanbody) after your 7 month absence. it is great to see you're well again and back to top form ;)
i hope all the longtime members remember you and come say hello :)
your a special girl very fun and bubbly, i missed u much.
xxxxx
i hope all the longtime members remember you and come say hello :)
your a special girl very fun and bubbly, i missed u much.
xxxxx
RE: Welcome Back Kristina
What is Kristina's screenname? Otherwise leaving a note in her personal forum would have sufficed.
RE: Welcome Back Kristina
"Welcome back Kristina (yourspassion and morethanbody)" - Just a guess but I'm thinking her nicks may be yourspassion or morethanbody.
RE: my ex sent me this!
Biscuits go soft when they are stale and cakes go hard. Leave a jaffa cake out overnight and experiment:-)
RE: my ex sent me this!
lol all the biscuits I make get hard as a rock if you leave them out a few days.
A Friend
well time has come when we all think about things that has happen to us during our time at cc, some have gone and some have come, some have made good friends with each other and some have become enemies with each other, some became rude, some became happy, some have kept in contact with each other in other ways and some have forgotten them, some have lie, and some have been honest, some we don"t trust and some we do, well my friend I have to say to you that you have been a good person and had fun being here , but it seems, when things have to end, it becomes sad, I just want to say I will missed the laughter we shared and the fun we had, I will missed you my good friend and made God be with you and my thoughts and prayers will be with your family, rest well and go in peace.
RE: A Friend
yes austinpp, she will be missed in many ways not only here at cc where she always brought smiles, laughter and good knowledge and try to cheer people up but out there from her family and friends who knew her personally, ours prayers and thoughts will also be with them and cc will missed a good nature woman, again we come and go and life moves on and we will meet new people along the way. Stay cool good buddy and keep on fishing
how many Alex on this site?
how many Alex on this site?just curious:P(alex alexa alexandra)
RE: how many Alex on this site?
also noticed a lot of new host with choco in their names lately, and for fun search straw, like in strawberry, never knew so many ways to spell strawberry lol.
Neck fetish
I am Steve i adore girls with a nice long neck and slender
shoulders, wearing a strapless top. Any girls into neck play??
shoulders, wearing a strapless top. Any girls into neck play??
Happy Easter weekend
Happy Easter weekend to all our orthodox hosts and members
Best wishes
Best wishes
RE: Happy Easter weekend
I know my friends here are looking forward to having Cozonac for the weekend.
joke,maybe
While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
'And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot butthole? ' he asked.
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
'And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot butthole? ' he asked.
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
Age Question
Need ur opinion... really intrested to know especially members point of view. Do u pay real attention to the hosts age? Or it doesnt matter much for u if u like the woman? I just often argue with my female friend who works in CC too about it . She says I shouldnt put my real age into my Profile- it should be a little mystery for Guests, and she adds that the members prefer to visit young hosts here. Is it really so I wonder? Sometimes I put my age, sometimes I delete it...lol But I would prefer to be honest and see no reasons to conceal it... but may be I really lose some Guests coz of it ?!..( Btw I m 37)
RE: Age Question
If I am interested in a show, I don't care about age.... I just care about how a host looks and the show she puts on. I will look at the pics, and if they are good and the price is right, I will check her out. (Hopefully, the pics will be accurate.) But I don't think it is a secret that very often, a person's body is not quite as attractive as the person ages so I would probably end up going for a younger host due to looks, not age. (And yes, I know there are some very hot women that are 40 or even older... I am talking about "in general".)
If I am not interested in a show.... Well, wait, I am a guy that is on a cam site... I am always interested in a show at some level, lol... Let me rephrase..... When I am not focused on getting a show and am okay with talking, I will not worry about age. I still will want a pretty face and someone nice to look at but I am not focused on age. And with an older host, I might find the conversation more interesting.
Thirty-seven is fine. I would not just automatically eliminate you from consideration. If you're hot, then age doesn't matter. And I might even find it more fun to laugh and to play with you than some 18 to 21 year old. (And by the way, sex in real with a woman 30 to 40 is often a lot better than with someone younger.)
If I am not interested in a show.... Well, wait, I am a guy that is on a cam site... I am always interested in a show at some level, lol... Let me rephrase..... When I am not focused on getting a show and am okay with talking, I will not worry about age. I still will want a pretty face and someone nice to look at but I am not focused on age. And with an older host, I might find the conversation more interesting.
Thirty-seven is fine. I would not just automatically eliminate you from consideration. If you're hot, then age doesn't matter. And I might even find it more fun to laugh and to play with you than some 18 to 21 year old. (And by the way, sex in real with a woman 30 to 40 is often a lot better than with someone younger.)
RE: Age Question
I was wondering how long i will do camming (been doing it 6 years) but I hear grannies porn is becoming very popular, so don't you worry, there is plenty of fish in the sea for the younger and for the older :)
RE: Age Question
I don't care about the age. When I visit a profile I read the text and watch the pics. If I like what I see/read I check the price - and then either I enter or not.
Anyway usually in a small talk the age is being asked....
So dont worry about your age which is quite nice :)
Anyway usually in a small talk the age is being asked....
So dont worry about your age which is quite nice :)
RE: Age Question
well u have been here for years under many names and always put early 20's so most guys know that aint ur real age anyway.....but age dont really matter....how many guys here say they r a certain age and really aint..its a fantasy..tell them ur 20 and they wont care if its true
RE: Age Question
Age is not important to me, being friendly and nice means much more. I usually only look at the age section of the profile to see just how much the host tries to hide it lol. Many I meet here will tell me quickly they are older than what is on the profile.
Really age and wisdom can make for a better show than just being cute and young ;)
Really age and wisdom can make for a better show than just being cute and young ;)
RE: Age Question
I do consider age amongst many other factors. But I target a particular age or age group. I'm not here to find a relationship, just temporary companionship.
RE: Age Question
As I have heard the term "Nice Age" , both personally and mentioned frequently in the forum, I would suppose age is secondary to whatever those communicating seek or find in common.
What does matter to me is attitude, charm and that certain "je nais se quois".
From a personal perspective, I think it is the artist persona I am attracted to. And no , I don't mean gymnastic skills.. :) Cheers..
What does matter to me is attitude, charm and that certain "je nais se quois".
From a personal perspective, I think it is the artist persona I am attracted to. And no , I don't mean gymnastic skills.. :) Cheers..
RE: Age Question
It's Don Quixote.. DQ is just the short version. And nope, not French. I just like the expression.. And I like Canada also.. Cheers
RE: Age Question
It is "Je ne sais quoi", and it means "I don't know what" in French. You say it when you don't know what else to say - it means something un-definable.
Quoi (Qua) means "what". "Sais" is the first person conjugation for the word "savoir".
'je nais se qua' is a common misconception (esp. in canada). You have further twisted ne or nais to "nous". "nous" means us in french.
Quoi (Qua) means "what". "Sais" is the first person conjugation for the word "savoir".
'je nais se qua' is a common misconception (esp. in canada). You have further twisted ne or nais to "nous". "nous" means us in french.
RE: Age Question
I tend to find that many of my best video experiences are actually with the more mature hosts. The reason is quite straightforward...they have learned what their body responds positively to, and how to give themselves pleasure; the younger hosts are often still on a learning curve.
RE: Age Question
I was never interested in any specific age. I do care in people's mental maturity. There are hosts in their late 30's that are more immatured than others in their early 20's. A nice chat is important for me than age. Besides, marriage or any serious relationship will not be a factor so age is not important.
RE: Age Question
The age does not matter, the person and personality and character matter most.
It is offensive if you lie about your age to catch a member in video.
It is offensive if you lie about your age to catch a member in video.
RE: Age Question
been many successful hosts here in their mid to late 30's. not everyone here wants teenagers
RE: Age Question
Hell no, I am 40 years old and I dont like teenagers. I want to see women in their late 20's to early 30's I usually go out of video when they say they are 18-19 We all know most profiles say 18. Then you look at the pics and think she's 28 and she says I am 19, lol. Why not say the truth? I dont like teenagers. Not even lots of make-up hides your real age. It can hide a couple of years, but not 8-10 years. Honestly, I would definitely like that hosts say the true age, afterall most members here are between the ages of 40 and 60
RE: Age Question
WOW.... So many comments to my message! Thx a lot to All who spent their time answering it. U ve really encouraged Me! I appreciate ur attention . As I see now, mostly Me was worried about age quiestion- not many hosts took part in this discussion- they r more confident than me fortunatelly( or I m one of the oldest here) lol LOT of kisses to all!
RE: Age Question
well, what more interesting is what a host thinks when she get a man in video say over 40 and he is 10, 15 maybe 20 years older than her. Is that an issue for them? will probably not get any truthfully answers here lol but i had to ask....
RE: Age Question
age is not important. i know some hosts your age and older who are much more attractive and sexy than younger girls.
what matters is a good physique, good humour, and ..experience.
dont worry about age, just look after yourself and have fun! :-) x
what matters is a good physique, good humour, and ..experience.
dont worry about age, just look after yourself and have fun! :-) x
RE: Age Question
thank you :-)
i just checked your profile and you look really nice! great figure....id love to see you anyday you look hot! are you really 37.....wow...love the way you look x
i just checked your profile and you look really nice! great figure....id love to see you anyday you look hot! are you really 37.....wow...love the way you look x
Friend versus Member
Where is the line between being a friend and being a member?
All relationships here (unless a member met a host on another site or a host
likes text chat a lot or free sessions a lot, lol) begin with a member
paying to visit, see, and talk to a host in video. Then, over time,
friendships and maybe even romantic relationships develop. But what then?
Once a there is either a friendship or romantic relationship, is it proper
for a member to pay to see to and talk to his friends or significant others?
It is no secret that most people use yahoo here so clearly there is an
alternative to such an arrangement. And obviously, there are times when a
"friend" will visit a host to help her out such as contest time. Or maybe a
member is so rich he doesn't really care about paying. But even with
discounts, occasional free sessions with paswords, et cetera, should a friend
pay to talk to and see his friend?
Paying to talk to friends just seems like a strange dynamic. Yes, people did
meet here, and one must respect the fact that hosts are here to make money,
but where should the line be drawn? And when one considers the amount of
money involved even at a rate as low as $0,50, is it proper to pay at least
$30,00/hour (and probably a lot more) to talk to your "friend" or to "date"?
I know of hosts that have very good relationships with members that they
consider "friends" and talk on yahoo but will never send cam there. They
expect their "friends" to visit them on the site to use video. (Yes, I know
some hosts are too busy to send cam, or are on other sites and cannot use
split cam or whatever for yahoo too, or their connection is bad, or work in
a studio and are not allowed, et cetera.) I also know of hosts that will
always send yahoo cam to their favourite members and truly consider these
people friends, never expecting them to enter video. Some send cam while
they work and others take the time to send before or after they start to
work. I just am not sure what is appropriate.
For me, the idea of paying to be friends with someone is strange. After the
relationship is established, I would generally feel that I am either a very
good member that pays to talk to a host in video or that I am truly a friend
and we can chat and use video outside of the site for no charge. I just have
difficulty with the idea of paying to be friends. I have no problem paying
to get to know someone, and I have no problem visiting a host to help her
out, but once a host is telling a member that she is his "friend" (and it is
not just some line to get a member back into video), it seems very strange to
continue to have money as the basis for that relationship.
What are everyone's thoughts about this issue?
All relationships here (unless a member met a host on another site or a host
likes text chat a lot or free sessions a lot, lol) begin with a member
paying to visit, see, and talk to a host in video. Then, over time,
friendships and maybe even romantic relationships develop. But what then?
Once a there is either a friendship or romantic relationship, is it proper
for a member to pay to see to and talk to his friends or significant others?
It is no secret that most people use yahoo here so clearly there is an
alternative to such an arrangement. And obviously, there are times when a
"friend" will visit a host to help her out such as contest time. Or maybe a
member is so rich he doesn't really care about paying. But even with
discounts, occasional free sessions with paswords, et cetera, should a friend
pay to talk to and see his friend?
Paying to talk to friends just seems like a strange dynamic. Yes, people did
meet here, and one must respect the fact that hosts are here to make money,
but where should the line be drawn? And when one considers the amount of
money involved even at a rate as low as $0,50, is it proper to pay at least
$30,00/hour (and probably a lot more) to talk to your "friend" or to "date"?
I know of hosts that have very good relationships with members that they
consider "friends" and talk on yahoo but will never send cam there. They
expect their "friends" to visit them on the site to use video. (Yes, I know
some hosts are too busy to send cam, or are on other sites and cannot use
split cam or whatever for yahoo too, or their connection is bad, or work in
a studio and are not allowed, et cetera.) I also know of hosts that will
always send yahoo cam to their favourite members and truly consider these
people friends, never expecting them to enter video. Some send cam while
they work and others take the time to send before or after they start to
work. I just am not sure what is appropriate.
For me, the idea of paying to be friends with someone is strange. After the
relationship is established, I would generally feel that I am either a very
good member that pays to talk to a host in video or that I am truly a friend
and we can chat and use video outside of the site for no charge. I just have
difficulty with the idea of paying to be friends. I have no problem paying
to get to know someone, and I have no problem visiting a host to help her
out, but once a host is telling a member that she is his "friend" (and it is
not just some line to get a member back into video), it seems very strange to
continue to have money as the basis for that relationship.
What are everyone's thoughts about this issue?
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If you forgot the question read between the lines becomes much clearer, lol.
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i copied and pasted from my pc... sorry about the double spacing,,, i know it made it hard to read.... i am not sure why that happened
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You have described exactly the situation I mean.
Your grocer considers you a good customer, not his friend. He likes you so he does things that are a little special for you.
Do he and his wife visit you at your house for dinner? Do you go to their house to watch a movie? Do you call each other on the phone and say "Hey... How's it going?" Is he somebody you would turn to in a time of crisis? If not, then he is not your friend at least according to how I would define friendship.
What he does for you is to help one of his good customers just like hosts who talk on yahoo but then ask the member to visit video. Sure, you have some friendly conversations and ask about the family and stuff while you are in the store, but you really feel that he is your friend?
And even if he was your friend, of course he should not give you free apples all of the time since he paid for them. The situation is different. I do not pay for a friend to spend time with me in real life.
The point of my post is should I be paying to spend time with a friend just because she is a host and this is what she sells? Should I open up a host account and tell everyone that "Okay, I am a host so you must pay to see me?"
I am not questioning a host and her reasons for being there. I am talking about those times when a true friendship develops and asking if at that point, should a person still be paying to speak with his friend.
Your grocer considers you a good customer, not his friend. He likes you so he does things that are a little special for you.
Do he and his wife visit you at your house for dinner? Do you go to their house to watch a movie? Do you call each other on the phone and say "Hey... How's it going?" Is he somebody you would turn to in a time of crisis? If not, then he is not your friend at least according to how I would define friendship.
What he does for you is to help one of his good customers just like hosts who talk on yahoo but then ask the member to visit video. Sure, you have some friendly conversations and ask about the family and stuff while you are in the store, but you really feel that he is your friend?
And even if he was your friend, of course he should not give you free apples all of the time since he paid for them. The situation is different. I do not pay for a friend to spend time with me in real life.
The point of my post is should I be paying to spend time with a friend just because she is a host and this is what she sells? Should I open up a host account and tell everyone that "Okay, I am a host so you must pay to see me?"
I am not questioning a host and her reasons for being there. I am talking about those times when a true friendship develops and asking if at that point, should a person still be paying to speak with his friend.
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Are you trying to say that a grocer should work for free or give his groceries away to his friends? If you had a lifelong friend who became a grocer you woul dthen expect to eat for free? You must separate business from friendship. Your problem is that you are paying working women for companionship not a grocer for groceries. It is what they are doing to earn a living. You are creating this concocted dilema so that you can justify your payments or so that you can request free services by claiming some right of friendship. Don't hide this fact.
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yeah, i can see how the commodification of companionship can throw some people for a loop. it seems something that someone wouldn't want to admit to buying - it seems inherently kind of pitiful and something a person would not even want to admit to one's self.
it's definitely not like buying a bunch of bananas.
it's definitely not like buying a bunch of bananas.
RE: Friend versus Member
I would compare it to a friend who works as a waitress. Even if you knew her outside of the restaurant first, you will tip her if you come to eat in her place of work. However, if you know she is busy at work, you won't hang around and expect to talk to her as a friend.
If you met at the restaurant you could become the kind of friend that ipost is talking about, and that friendship would take place mostly away from her place of work. Again, if she serves your meal at the restaurant, you will tip her.
She might call you on the phone during a slow time at work, and you would not expect to pay her for that, but as soon as she gets busy she hangs up the phone with no guilt and no complaint from you.
As a friend she WILL NOT expect or ask you to come down and eat at the restaurant just because she needs your tips, and tipping her would NOT be the main reason for your friendship regardless of whether you met at the restaurant or not. If you ceased to eat at the restaurant at all the friendship would continue. (at least the type of friendship ipost is talking about.)
If you met at the restaurant you could become the kind of friend that ipost is talking about, and that friendship would take place mostly away from her place of work. Again, if she serves your meal at the restaurant, you will tip her.
She might call you on the phone during a slow time at work, and you would not expect to pay her for that, but as soon as she gets busy she hangs up the phone with no guilt and no complaint from you.
As a friend she WILL NOT expect or ask you to come down and eat at the restaurant just because she needs your tips, and tipping her would NOT be the main reason for your friendship regardless of whether you met at the restaurant or not. If you ceased to eat at the restaurant at all the friendship would continue. (at least the type of friendship ipost is talking about.)
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Hey, I understand what you mean. Is it appropriate to pay spending time with a "friend"? ...When you call a real-life friend to go for a drink, would you pay the time he spents with you? I wont.
Here its the same. For me its not friendship to get a message only when the host is online and wants me to visit her video.
When she is in real life, I dont here a sound of her even if she has my mobile number. But the moment CC starts, I become her friend and she sends me a textmessage....(thats only an example ;))
So I think the members are customers. They pay for a service (show, chat, etc.). I used to think I have 2-3 special friends here, but well - was misstaken. So I decided not to listen to the "friend"-word. When I enter CC, I like to have fun, no matter if it is sex or show or a nice talk.
Here its the same. For me its not friendship to get a message only when the host is online and wants me to visit her video.
When she is in real life, I dont here a sound of her even if she has my mobile number. But the moment CC starts, I become her friend and she sends me a textmessage....(thats only an example ;))
So I think the members are customers. They pay for a service (show, chat, etc.). I used to think I have 2-3 special friends here, but well - was misstaken. So I decided not to listen to the "friend"-word. When I enter CC, I like to have fun, no matter if it is sex or show or a nice talk.
RE: Friend versus Member
KinkyDiva made the best comment. This is a pay site so of course you have a "professional" relationship which is paid for, but that doesnt mean you can't also become online friends and enjoy each others company. This happens all the time with all sorts of "service industries" so why not here.
RE: Friend versus Member
There is time and place for everything. I agree with that saying, but not everyone runs with the luck of being rewarded with "friendship" everywhere. I have been a member of CC for 5 years and I still haven't met anyone here whom I can call "friend." I can't say I saw one host for free. I never asked, they never offered. I always paid and pay if I want to see any host. So why call someone here a friend? I have no reason.
Of course, there might be a few exceptions. Maybe lucky guys or just nice guys, lol. I know some hosts make "free privates" or send their cam on chat messengers to member friends. I guess they can say they have friends, but not in my case.
It really does not bother me if I have or had friends here or no. I enjoy cc and I will still be a member in CC as long as they keep the apples nice, lol. The truth is the hosts "work" here to earn some money and the members are here to see the hosts' performance or just for virtual fantasy. It's fair the host get paid, after all I will not be able to make my fantasies real or virtual if it wasn't for CC.
Of course, there might be a few exceptions. Maybe lucky guys or just nice guys, lol. I know some hosts make "free privates" or send their cam on chat messengers to member friends. I guess they can say they have friends, but not in my case.
It really does not bother me if I have or had friends here or no. I enjoy cc and I will still be a member in CC as long as they keep the apples nice, lol. The truth is the hosts "work" here to earn some money and the members are here to see the hosts' performance or just for virtual fantasy. It's fair the host get paid, after all I will not be able to make my fantasies real or virtual if it wasn't for CC.
RE: Friend versus Member
I guess that I define friendship differently than some people.
I am not talking about being very friendly and having a nice relationship with someone. I have no problem being a "member" and paying a host in such a situation.
When I say "friend", I am talking about someone that you are very close to. I am talking about someone that is in your heart and that you are in hers.
I am not talking about someone at work that maybe you have a beer with after work is over on an occasion. I am talking about a true friend. I am talking about someone that you would help in a time of crisis and that you could count on to help you. I am talking about something much more than a very friendly, but yet still casual, acquaintance.
I know that there are a lot of feelings that develop between hosts and members and that they consider each other "friends". But as long as the member is paying, I still question if this is a true friendship or is it just a very friendly customer relationship.
I know hosts are here to make money. I have no problem with that. I have no problem chatting with a host and paying to see her when I am bored or lonely or need someone to talk to.
I just have difficulty with the idea that when I am paying, that I am paying a friend to talk to me. It is a service, not friendship, and I see very little, if any, overlap no matter how well the member and host get along.
Remember, other than a free session, the minimum rate here is $30/hour to chat. That does not sound like friendship to me. That doesn't mean that members should not pay hosts. I just question whether they should be paying friends if a host really is a friend. A member would never do that in real, so why here? And if the answer is that this is not reality, then my response is that then it is not friendship either.
I am not talking about being very friendly and having a nice relationship with someone. I have no problem being a "member" and paying a host in such a situation.
When I say "friend", I am talking about someone that you are very close to. I am talking about someone that is in your heart and that you are in hers.
I am not talking about someone at work that maybe you have a beer with after work is over on an occasion. I am talking about a true friend. I am talking about someone that you would help in a time of crisis and that you could count on to help you. I am talking about something much more than a very friendly, but yet still casual, acquaintance.
I know that there are a lot of feelings that develop between hosts and members and that they consider each other "friends". But as long as the member is paying, I still question if this is a true friendship or is it just a very friendly customer relationship.
I know hosts are here to make money. I have no problem with that. I have no problem chatting with a host and paying to see her when I am bored or lonely or need someone to talk to.
I just have difficulty with the idea that when I am paying, that I am paying a friend to talk to me. It is a service, not friendship, and I see very little, if any, overlap no matter how well the member and host get along.
Remember, other than a free session, the minimum rate here is $30/hour to chat. That does not sound like friendship to me. That doesn't mean that members should not pay hosts. I just question whether they should be paying friends if a host really is a friend. A member would never do that in real, so why here? And if the answer is that this is not reality, then my response is that then it is not friendship either.
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it's th
eir place of business, if ur friends the kind of friend hyou want they will talk to you outside cc
eir place of business, if ur friends the kind of friend hyou want they will talk to you outside cc
RE: Friend versus Member
well ,i adore cc,and i adore my 10-15 friends from cc.well,im always busy on vid for example.and if i will b send free cam2 all my friends.who will pay my bills?:P u?lol..friends are understand that im busy,i can send a cam 1 time a week or so.if friend not understand that i need2 live and need a money-he is not a friend.and btw my friends are suggesting me their help to come in my vid for i earn some money as their help;)
RE: Friend versus Member
How much time would you spend talking to these 10 to 15 people and sending your cam for free if they were not visiting you on cc? That might be a good test for you and other hosts.
And I have no problem with your answer, by the way. I just have the problem with the idea use of the term "friend" when another term such as "member" or "customer" would be more appropriate no matter how "friendly" the person is with the host. That is all, and that was the intent of my post.
I also, by the way, acknowledge in my posts that I have no problem helping a host out by visiting her on cc. I have, by the way, sent a lot of money to help people that I have met on sites. (It may well be close to $80,000 to 100,000 so I am certainly not some cheap member looking for free shows. I might be a stupid member, but I am not a cheap one.)
And I have no problem with your answer, by the way. I just have the problem with the idea use of the term "friend" when another term such as "member" or "customer" would be more appropriate no matter how "friendly" the person is with the host. That is all, and that was the intent of my post.
I also, by the way, acknowledge in my posts that I have no problem helping a host out by visiting her on cc. I have, by the way, sent a lot of money to help people that I have met on sites. (It may well be close to $80,000 to 100,000 so I am certainly not some cheap member looking for free shows. I might be a stupid member, but I am not a cheap one.)
RE: Friend versus Member
What chathost in her right mind would agree with you and risk her relationships with her regular members/clients? I agree, I think the kind of friendship you're talking about is quite rare and certainly very difficult to cultivate in a place like CC.
But it's just semantics. I have no problem calling my relationship with some chathosts a "friendship," because that relationship is interesting to me for all kinds of reasons, and it's one I want to cultivate over time, if circumstances allow. I love my friends, in all kinds of ways...:))))
I mean, be nice, but don't take CC so seriously. My two cents anyway. I appreciate your post.
But it's just semantics. I have no problem calling my relationship with some chathosts a "friendship," because that relationship is interesting to me for all kinds of reasons, and it's one I want to cultivate over time, if circumstances allow. I love my friends, in all kinds of ways...:))))
I mean, be nice, but don't take CC so seriously. My two cents anyway. I appreciate your post.
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You can't call "friends" who treats you professionally. There is a professional relationship if you pay for a service you received. Can you call your psychologist a friend after you get a huge bill? You asked and paid. That's a professional relationship not friendship.
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Consider CC and going to a strip bar the same. You pay for drinks and you pay for lap dances yet you can enjoy the other person very much.
You are paying for a fantasy image and to some extent social interaction but at its core its always about money.
You are paying for a fantasy image and to some extent social interaction but at its core its always about money.
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it's a fantasy site, yo. some guys here just like to pay to get the warm and fuzzies over thoughts that really hot chicks in far away places think that they're all sweet and nice and junk.
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who forcing u to pay for a chat with a friends?if u dont want to go on video and pay just dont go on video to a host,but u also dont complain,that host is busy all the time on video with thouse who is agree2 pay,u also cant talk with a host without cam.just a yahoo.btw its a very adventage position to call a host "my friend" only for not to pay;)will say again-nobody force u to go on video!!!here i seen many times that member call me "my friend" only for to get a free ,password video,or yahoo or skype cam for free...
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I guess I am lucky. I am friendly with a couple hosts on here and they never ask me to come to video. We talk on ym when we have free time that matches each other. I don't care if they show me their cams or not and I dont ask. I dont need to see them on cam to know that I am friends with them...
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being friend means talk on yahoo but not about sex, no sexual fun in videochat anymore because of respect for ur friend. if host is really a good friend or even more than host will send her cam on yahooo for free for a nice talk :) while being member means see the chathost when u want, doing what u want
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spending long hours online keeping you company, adoring you from afar, until the next cheapo finally enters your video?????
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Friendship between man and woman its based on sex most times so no problem friends can also have sex
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marrying a guy for his money is equally as acceptable as is paying for friendship. it's how the world works, people. not everyone is someone who others would willingly choose to spend time with on the basis of their personality, character, charm, etc alone. sometimes money is good enough.
RE: Friend versus Member
I never ask a girl from site to give her yahoo id to me but lots ask mine and they come to chat me when im online and some also in yahoo when they have prvt at work. Some are friends and some are not. It all depends how we connect
long time no c
Hello i used too view this asian girl ..cutiegirl from manila ..
not been online for some time any new's pls too where or what she is doing ? thx ........
not been online for some time any new's pls too where or what she is doing ? thx ........
Grapes
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Got any Grapes?"
Bartender says "Nope"
Duck says "hmmm" and walks out.
Duck comes back the next day and asks again "Got any grapes?"
Bartender says "Hey pal I told you yesterday we don't have any grapes. This is a bar. Now get out of here."
Duck leaves and returns the next day and again asks for grapes.
The bartender yells "Listen you little whacko I've told you several times that we don't have any grapes. The next time you come in here and ask for grapes I am going to nail your feet to the floor!!!!!"
Duck says "uhoh" turns and waddles out.
Nest day the duck again walks into the bar and asks the bartender "Got any nails?
Bartender says "No"
Duck says "Got any grapes?"
Bartender says "Nope"
Duck says "hmmm" and walks out.
Duck comes back the next day and asks again "Got any grapes?"
Bartender says "Hey pal I told you yesterday we don't have any grapes. This is a bar. Now get out of here."
Duck leaves and returns the next day and again asks for grapes.
The bartender yells "Listen you little whacko I've told you several times that we don't have any grapes. The next time you come in here and ask for grapes I am going to nail your feet to the floor!!!!!"
Duck says "uhoh" turns and waddles out.
Nest day the duck again walks into the bar and asks the bartender "Got any nails?
Bartender says "No"
Duck says "Got any grapes?"
RE: mysterios pictures
I like the ladies faces. Lots of bodies look great..but the face really turns me on. Or not..lol
RE: mysterios pictures
I agree. Face is #1 for me and I won't ever go in video if face is not pretty.
RE: mysterios pictures
Hosts do not show their faces in galleries, even to members, for privacy reasons. This probably makes it less likely that a member will enter video because he does not want to waste his money on a host that he is not attracted to. I suppose that some members might like the mystery aspect and maybe some others figure that they will take a chance and pay for a minute to see what the host looks like, but I would expect most to stay away and move on to another host. Of course, if the host has a hot body and looks sexy in her faceless pics, the member might be more willing to try her in video. You will have to decide for yourself if you qualify.
Another thing that some hosts do is never to show their face at the same time they are naked in video. The reasons for this are obvious and will not be stated here. But this practice will deter members from staying in video. There are even cases where a host won't show her face in video at all which is obviously going to drive members away.
You need to balance your interests in privacy with your desire to and ability to attract members. One suggestion would be to establish enough regulars, and then hide the pics of your face and hope that you get some new visitors every now and then even without showing face in pics.
Also note that at a minimum, you can have a pics without face for non-members and pics with face for members.
Another thing that some hosts do is never to show their face at the same time they are naked in video. The reasons for this are obvious and will not be stated here. But this practice will deter members from staying in video. There are even cases where a host won't show her face in video at all which is obviously going to drive members away.
You need to balance your interests in privacy with your desire to and ability to attract members. One suggestion would be to establish enough regulars, and then hide the pics of your face and hope that you get some new visitors every now and then even without showing face in pics.
Also note that at a minimum, you can have a pics without face for non-members and pics with face for members.
RE: hi new host could use advice
VividAngel ur pics are good and u looking great.u will get pvt soon. just chouse a right category.btw u mustb made a mistake with age on profile,u look like 25:)
RE: hi new host could use advice
Well I can tell you why you are not getting any privates from me. You have restrictions set on who can come see you! I can't even view your photos.
RE: well i was told can show my photos
I'm not sure if this is what "restricted" means. It seems you are blocking some people on a geographical basis and if you have blocked the USA that represents a large amount of your potential custom. You've a nice body btw, and that's coming from someone who doesn't like tattoes.
RE: well i was told can show my photos
non members cant see u.,only members can coming on video.guests cant.btw 90% guys from usa.so better unblock thems.or only block ur state.,
RE: well i was told can show my photos
I agree, if i can't get acces to your profile, then i can't get access to your video, so you won't be getting my business.
RE: well i do not have usa blocked ??
I'm with the others -- I can't access your profile, so I can't visit or give you any business at this time. Without naming a state in particular (so you can preserve your privacy somewhat), I assume you are in one on the west coast that I am in. But I wouldn't worry too much about being noticed by someone you actually know. What are the realistic odds of that? Do you actually have friends that you know of who are out web surfing cam sites?
How Not To Get A Speeding Ticket,,,maybe
A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
* Officer: May I see your driver's license?
* Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
* Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
* Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
* Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
* Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
*Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
* Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
* Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
* Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
* Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
* Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
* Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
* Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
* Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
* Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
* Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
* Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
* Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
* Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
* Officer: May I see your driver's license?
* Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
* Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
* Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
* Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
* Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
*Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
* Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
* Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
* Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
* Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
* Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
* Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
* Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
* Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
* Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
* Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
* Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
* Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
* Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
RE: How Not To Get A Speeding Ticket,,,maybe
Same officer, I think, stopped a woman for speeding and asked for her driver's license. She complied and the officer, after reviewing the information on her license, told her he noticed she was required to wear glasses when driving. The woman promptly told the officer she had "contacts", to which the officer replied;; "Lady, I don't care who you know, I want to know where are your glasses?"
Lone Ranger Last Request
"I heard this the other day and thought came to my mind, I should shared this to those who are fans of the Long Ranger:
The Lone Ranger is captured by Indigenous peoples... The Aboriginal (Indian) Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
What is your first request?' The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.' The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful (not-so-aloof) blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?' The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and once again he whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a stunning (and obviously attainable ) redhead, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and also spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. He tells the Lone Ranger, 'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. 'So what is your last request?' The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.... alone.' The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says: 'Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse: For the last time . . . BRING POSSeee
The Lone Ranger is captured by Indigenous peoples... The Aboriginal (Indian) Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
What is your first request?' The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.' The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful (not-so-aloof) blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?' The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and once again he whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a stunning (and obviously attainable ) redhead, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and also spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. He tells the Lone Ranger, 'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. 'So what is your last request?' The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.... alone.' The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says: 'Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse: For the last time . . . BRING POSSeee
RE: Lone Ranger Last Request
Sorry, i am very young. I am only 19 and never saw the Lone Ranger. What is POSSeee?
RE: Lone Ranger Last Request
Suddenly I feel REALLY feel old. Not just because you haven't seen the Lone Ranger, but also because you don't get the play on words here (which would work for any western joke). Are westerns too old for younger kids today?
A "posse" is a group of people that quickly get together in order to get on their horses and then ride off to do something. For example, in most westerns, a posse is usually a bunch of ranchers or farmers or town's people that the Sheriff quickly puts together. Then the posse would ride off on their horses to track down a wanted criminal or they would go rescue a girl who was kidnapped by Indians.
So, in this joke, the Lone Ranger keeps whispering to Silver (his horse) to go get a posse. He keeps telling Silver to go get help, so they can save him from the Indians. However, instead of hearing "posse" the horse keeps thinking the Lone Ranger said PUSSY -- which is why he keeps bringing back a beautiful girl.
A "posse" is a group of people that quickly get together in order to get on their horses and then ride off to do something. For example, in most westerns, a posse is usually a bunch of ranchers or farmers or town's people that the Sheriff quickly puts together. Then the posse would ride off on their horses to track down a wanted criminal or they would go rescue a girl who was kidnapped by Indians.
So, in this joke, the Lone Ranger keeps whispering to Silver (his horse) to go get a posse. He keeps telling Silver to go get help, so they can save him from the Indians. However, instead of hearing "posse" the horse keeps thinking the Lone Ranger said PUSSY -- which is why he keeps bringing back a beautiful girl.
RE: Lone Ranger Last Request
Well, if only the joke was good and if it didn't make reference to really old movies. I am 23 and I didnt understand it a bit.
RE: Lone Ranger Last Request
Actuall it wasn't so much the reference to the old movie, the joke would work with any old west figure and their horse, the problem is a key word has changed meaning over the years. Now people refer to their friends as their posse, in the old west a posse was a group assembled to try to apprehend an outlaw. Someone unfamiliar with the word might not even know it's pronounced so it would rhyme with pussy which would make the joke as boring as this explanation.
RE: Lone Ranger Last Request
hmm,, not sure, when I go back to the bar, I will asked that question, I just thought the joke was funny at the time it was told, but now you got me thinking did i spell that word POSSeee right.
RE: Another Western Joke
That one reminded me of another (really bad) old western joke that the youngsters won't get either.
Roy Rogers and Gabby Hayes were heading home from a cattle drive. Roy used some of his proceeds from the sales to by a pair of fancy embroidered cowboy boots. That night in camp Gabby awoke with a start to the sound of Roy yelling and cussing. "Why Roy, what's wrong?" asked Gabby. Roy explained, "I don't believe it Gabby. I was sound asleep and heard a strange sound. I looked up to see a mangy bobcat chewing on my new boots. As I sprung up he grabbed them and ran off down the ridge."
Gabby consoled him, "Roy, you and me has been friends a long time and it tain't safe to go wandering around the plains barefoot in the dark so I'll do you a favor." Picking up his rifle Gabby continued, "I'm gonna go get that bobcat for you!" and off down the ridge went Gabby.
About 30 minutes later Roy hears the crack of a rifle shot, then another and another. A short time later Gabby arrives back at the camp a huffing and a puffing as he lifts up the bobcat carcass by the tail, looks at Roy and asks (to the tune of Chatanooga Choo-Choo), "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"
Feel free to groan, just no pitchforks and torches (as deserved as they may be)
Roy Rogers and Gabby Hayes were heading home from a cattle drive. Roy used some of his proceeds from the sales to by a pair of fancy embroidered cowboy boots. That night in camp Gabby awoke with a start to the sound of Roy yelling and cussing. "Why Roy, what's wrong?" asked Gabby. Roy explained, "I don't believe it Gabby. I was sound asleep and heard a strange sound. I looked up to see a mangy bobcat chewing on my new boots. As I sprung up he grabbed them and ran off down the ridge."
Gabby consoled him, "Roy, you and me has been friends a long time and it tain't safe to go wandering around the plains barefoot in the dark so I'll do you a favor." Picking up his rifle Gabby continued, "I'm gonna go get that bobcat for you!" and off down the ridge went Gabby.
About 30 minutes later Roy hears the crack of a rifle shot, then another and another. A short time later Gabby arrives back at the camp a huffing and a puffing as he lifts up the bobcat carcass by the tail, looks at Roy and asks (to the tune of Chatanooga Choo-Choo), "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"
Feel free to groan, just no pitchforks and torches (as deserved as they may be)
RE: Another Western Joke
Roy Rogers and Gabby Hayes - now they were before my time. You just made me feel young. :)
RE: Another Western Joke
heard of Roy Rogers but i thought Gabby was a girl on daytime tv, anyway knowing the song Chatanooga Choo-Choo was enough to get the amazing joke..really amazing, thanks :)
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Seriously - thank you, I really appreciate the compliments coming from such a gorgeous ladies; then again I appreciate all compliment - heheheeh
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