General Forum
question for the ladies
how do you like your men down there??shaved completely?trimmed??or hairy?
RE: question for the ladies
that anne is absolutely incapable of getting over herself anonymous. you need not go to the trouble of even posting.
RE: question for the ladies
hey anne you do know mines are shaved lolololol ohh and yes she is and still as hot anony - (im scared to be named ). why are you scared to name your self you spinless tit :LOL
RE: question for the ladies
so you have the guts to post your name.....big ....ing deal! everyone here including yourself has posted an anonymous at one time or another......damn---->> get over yourself!
RE: question for the ladies
sounds like sombody pissed you off, otherwise you would be big enough to ignore the post all together. but you can't do that can you?
Answer: Of Course Not!!! are yu WT also? i think so
Answer: Of Course Not!!! are yu WT also? i think so
RE: question for the ladies
this thing about anne and or annie. It's meant to confuse and control. It's a technique that works quite well. sometimes. Just remember the real reason why she's here $$$$$.......
RE: question for the ladies
whts a mattter anne, ain't it fun to have friends on both sides of the isle?!
RE: question for the ladies
LOL Annie you should change ur posting name...seems like nowone else around here is paying attention except me (and yes u guys are right, i dont have a life lol). Anyway, i prefer it shaved:).
RE: question for the ladies
anyway joy, there is a reason why you deserve respect.....some other hosts here have not deserved it yet! "some hosts" would be very smart to learn how to earn it, as you have! :))
RE: question for the ladies
I don't know Annie, only AmazingAnne. what i dislike about Anne is that she sometimes plays a duel role or double role as it's sometimes called in acting. She can be on your side one day, and then be against you the next. This is also called "double bind" in psych terms.....sometimes you never know what she's gonna be, or gonna do.......each day seems to bring on a different anne. im not sure anyone will truly ever know her? she is perhaps an enigma.....?
RE: question for the ladies
i am totally confused. could someone please point out the difference between anne and annie=what are theeir chatnames? thx.
100th Birthday:-))
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."
RE: 100th Birthday:-))
u didn't ask me first if i thought that was funny.
alex u know me, an u should know better!
alex u know me, an u should know better!
RE: 100th Birthday:-))
i didnt like it alex. u know me, i need to be pleased. ok see u in the com!
RE: 100th Birthday:-))
Sorry guys, maybe next time...keep your eyes open, then you can find some another jokes here...lol
New Bike:-))
Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His Mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well, Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. Why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead?"
After Leroy threw a temper tantrum, his mother sent him to his room, where he finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.
Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your friend, Leroy.
Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really understood what kind of boy he was - a brat - so Leroy ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.
Dear Jesus, I've been an OK boy this year, and I want a new bicycle. Yours truly, Leroy
Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest either, so he tore it up and tried again.
Dear Jesus, I've thought about being a good boy this year, and can I have a bicycle? Leroy
Leroy looked deep down into his heart (which, by the way, was what his mother really wanted). He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can, and went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about the streets, depressed because of the way he had treated his parents. For the first time, he really considered his actions.
Leroy finally found himself in front of a Catholic Church. He went inside and knelt down, looking around but not knowing what he should really do. Leroy finally got up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of a sudden, he grabbed a small statue and ran out the door. He went home, hid it under his bed, and wrote this letter:
Jesus, I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike. From, You know who.?"
After Leroy threw a temper tantrum, his mother sent him to his room, where he finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.
Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your friend, Leroy.
Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really understood what kind of boy he was - a brat - so Leroy ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.
Dear Jesus, I've been an OK boy this year, and I want a new bicycle. Yours truly, Leroy
Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest either, so he tore it up and tried again.
Dear Jesus, I've thought about being a good boy this year, and can I have a bicycle? Leroy
Leroy looked deep down into his heart (which, by the way, was what his mother really wanted). He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can, and went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about the streets, depressed because of the way he had treated his parents. For the first time, he really considered his actions.
Leroy finally found himself in front of a Catholic Church. He went inside and knelt down, looking around but not knowing what he should really do. Leroy finally got up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of a sudden, he grabbed a small statue and ran out the door. He went home, hid it under his bed, and wrote this letter:
Jesus, I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike. From, You know who.?"
RE: price
Hey glad to help...if you are anywhere near the Chicago area, I built a small dungeon behind a false wall in my basement. Rent will cost you no money at all, just the pleasure of your company will be a treat. E-mail me if you are interested. Charles
RE: price
I'll tell you, but you have to crawl on your stomach , blindfolded and still holding a banana in your brown eye to get that information.
P.S. All while I drive the heel of my shoe in your soft spongey skull.
P.S. All while I drive the heel of my shoe in your soft spongey skull.
RE: price
that would be your dream come true, right R2S (you ARE busted!) ... no, I didn't necessarily mean in dungeon per se, but I've been in places somewhat worse than someones brown eye ...
RE: price
I fucking KNEW you were that way inclined Fred!! The stories Queen Sara and King Friday told about you boggle the mind ... not to mention the liberties you took with Henrietta Pussycat!! You were one sick bastard despite that gay cardigan!
By the way, I still have a bunch of your mail ...
By the way, I still have a bunch of your mail ...
RE: price
looks like currently...a few around 1.00 a few around 2.00 a bunch in between. i guess it could change with changes in time of day and by which hosts are online...mostly though...what wtf said!
RE: 4 kinds of women's orgasm
mmmmm do women make those noises when they orgasm?
I always thought they said "Is it in yet?" as they were cumming :D
I always thought they said "Is it in yet?" as they were cumming :D
RE: 4 kinds of women's orgasm
when shes asking "is it in yet?" im thinkin..."in?" "hell, in done!" :P
RE: 4 kinds of women's orgasm
Women don't need orgasms, but you can usually tell they're having one when they say, "You're through already?" or at least I hope so.
RE: Did you know...
No, he was Christian.
Which doesn't make sense to me. I thought all Christians were required to be statists.
I'm confused.
Which doesn't make sense to me. I thought all Christians were required to be statists.
I'm confused.
RE: Did you know...
watch urself, man....i think i have a feeling where ur head might be going, and trust me, u really dont want it to go there....government is a necessity...anarchy is as foolish a dream as communism... people are supremely selfish irrational animals by nature, no society can ever exist that depends on people to peacefully coexist without order and authority and fear of the worst kind of consequence for treating someone else unjustly.....its a pipe dream to think otherwise
21alex
Alex has a phenomenally hairy pussy, unisually for an asian girl. Very sweet and willing to please. She is shy in her archive photos but will strip on entrance and aims to please. Very good value definately one the sweetest asian girls here
Going away party
We are having a huge going away party for WTF in my room so stop on by and say goodbye.
to my love
Why do things always happen to me? How can this be? I thought our love was suppose to be but how can it be when you're not even here with me. I don't understand why you had to go, I don't want to see how this could be. But it is.
The only thing is that our love is forever even if it can't be.
The only thing is that our love is forever even if it can't be.
RE: to my love
Here on cc are verry good chances that if u fall inlove with amember u get hurt.There r special cases when host and member get together forever and i know a case real but usualy we get hurt.Kiss u.B strong.
RE: to my love
Its very easy..., because Alex(me) isnt the same person with insane, but seem me someone infected your brain with this stupidity Kris. Wondering who was that...may i guess?
RE: to my love
now yo kow you children can rip me for this one all you want
but you and wayne have only aggraveted that situation, nice of you while you sre sitting in the UK and that woman is a short train ride away from a boy who already set fire to her house,,,,,,,,,,,,but hey you and wayne are smarter then the rest of us
shut up already and get out of this
but you and wayne have only aggraveted that situation, nice of you while you sre sitting in the UK and that woman is a short train ride away from a boy who already set fire to her house,,,,,,,,,,,,but hey you and wayne are smarter then the rest of us
shut up already and get out of this
RE: to my love
naw thts ok Decameron i prefer it like this. no one to deal with, no one to hassle with, just me and my cyber buddies, hey dude we rule! we are CC! now where else can i sit back, never interact with another human being, and spend all the money i want????
RE: to my love
oh and decmeron, remember now, my concern has been just for the girls only....hehehe
Death
The Defender of Empires, the swallower of Oceans, the Thief of Years, the Ultimate Reality, the Harvester of Mankind, the Assassin against Whom No Lock Will Hold, the only friend of the poor and the best doctor for the mortally wounded. An anthropomorphic personification. Almost the oldest creature in the universe (obviously something had to die first...) He is a 7-foot-tall skeleton of polished bone, in whose eye sockets there are tiny points of light (usually blue). He normally wears a robe apparently woven of absolute darkness - and sometimes also a riding cloak fastened with a silver brooch bearing his own personal monogram, the Infinite Omega. He smells, not unpleasantly, of the air in old, forgotten rooms. Death's scythe looks normal enough, except for the blade, which is so thin you can see through it - a pale blue shimmer that could slice and chop sound. His sword has the same ice-blue, shadow-thin blade, of the extreme thinness necessary to separate body from soul
RE: Death
This description sounds just like my old Maths teacher (even down to his piercing blue eyes) Oh the fun he would have with his scythe!! Of course nowadays he wouldnt get away with slicing the boys souls apart, would have the parents after him! Happy days though.......
RE: Death
gosh gete, we, we, we, just don't get it?
buts thats cool, we're just into shit talk, the gang that is.....
we just don't know what it means to think so deep! hope u understand?...........we just can't help it!
buts thats cool, we're just into shit talk, the gang that is.....
we just don't know what it means to think so deep! hope u understand?...........we just can't help it!
RE: Death
I support gete and what he said. Why are there people out there against Aussies? yea you know who you are!
RE: Death
yea we know Reaper, the gang rules man.....we likely to get u first, uve been warned!
RE: Death
look at it this way gete, they really don't get it......it's not just a pun, it's the absolute truth!!!
RE: Death
especially those individuals who follow the chief!
wowowowowowowowo............and the beat goes on!!!
wowowowowowowowo............and the beat goes on!!!
RE: Death
there u go again, thinking......u should know better, you'll get a headache!....lol
But really, why all the negatism toward Aussies?????
But really, why all the negatism toward Aussies?????
RE: Death
LOL Anonymous! I think if the truth be known, this negatism goes much deeper than that! I've seen several anti-aussie postings lately, and just can't figure why this is so? It's not about jokes, these are blatant, and are intentional............some of us just want to know why??
RE: Death
hmm.. dunno. koala envy, maybe?
whatever the reason, i don't really see much point in paying it too much mind. ;)
if you can't help yourself though, you could always call up russell crow and have him hunt down and beat the snot outta all those pesky aussie-hatin' buggars. :P
whatever the reason, i don't really see much point in paying it too much mind. ;)
if you can't help yourself though, you could always call up russell crow and have him hunt down and beat the snot outta all those pesky aussie-hatin' buggars. :P
RE: Death
Okay Anonymous perhaps we'll also get Mel to link up with Russell....lol....all joking aside though, these idiots who constantly put us down, they know who they are, but are too cowardly to come forward. They are like in the film 'Gangs of New York,' they stick a knife in your back first, then show their face. they are the lowest of the low, thats why they hide in the shadows on the street corners and the gutters, cause they are from the GUTTER!!!!
Six Kinds of Sex (Might be a repeat, I'm not sure)
1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some.
5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some.
5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on
The time has come....
I am tired of it all. Time to move on to ahapier place. Are here any hosts here willing to fuck me to death? You will inherit my estate and my undying graditude. Please tell me how you would kill me in exquisite detail. If you want to respond privately respond to Ahwtf at CC.
RE: The time has come....
correction.... i believe in this case they would actually have your DYING gratitude, rather than undying, WTF.
RE: The time has come....
Screw that... You need to get yourself that motorbike right quick.
Hit the road and motor out to Arizona and eat peyote with some shaman-like old injun and have your head blown inside out and back again.
Adventure, it's calling, man. Live the rest of your life wild and free... go for it.
Hit the road and motor out to Arizona and eat peyote with some shaman-like old injun and have your head blown inside out and back again.
Adventure, it's calling, man. Live the rest of your life wild and free... go for it.
RE: The time has come....
Do you even realize how often you say you are going?
Be better than us and get the hell out of here.
Be better than us and get the hell out of here.
RE: The time has come....
He only said he'd go if he could get fucked to death ... on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being a dead cert, what do you think WTFs chances are of that actually happening? Show of hands ... now!
If you do eventually leave WTF, my best wishes to you ... it has been a fine fine thing you have done to inject a little humor and truth into this deathly dull forum.
If you do eventually leave WTF, my best wishes to you ... it has been a fine fine thing you have done to inject a little humor and truth into this deathly dull forum.
RE: The time has come....
because he is a BANANA! not much fun to be had.only chance is when you are peeled & you hope some poor bastard slips on you & breaks his neck.but then you will have been eaten & digested so you can't even see that.poor poor banana
RE: The time has come....
Hey FishFry, I know what you be goin' through. You feel like a cold, dried up turd...you aren't stupid, you know why you feel a little empty today. It's a little thing called rejection. It spanks us all in the ass from time to time, but it will never feel any better. It's even harder when you know somebody far more ignorant than you might have scored with the furpocket that you think you might even care alittle about. You are not alone. In your case, as with mine, I suspect there is no universal way that you treat every host, some are just objects but there are others that you have deeper feelings towards, that is fu**ing normal.
Sometimes we act on these deeper emotions (maybe even on rare occasion with a NON-adult host) and as in real life it does not always have a rosy ending. but we puddle on...the mind is a wicked thing...it remembers everything you wish it would forget, but time heals most wounds and with a little botox, some exercise, and a soon to arrive moral booster - With your quick wit and sparkling dentures you can take over the thrown as it is rumored that Chuck is moving to Tibet (this is just between you and me, though) - good luck Champ, we need you around here (frankly the last temp couldn't make coffee for Sh*t, and you are the only one who really does a good job cleaning the break room) thanks for all your efforts...keep it up. Jenkins, The Magic Bears, Charles, Jambo, bert, Dr. Stew, BlackBlackJones, and the Secret Society.
Sometimes we act on these deeper emotions (maybe even on rare occasion with a NON-adult host) and as in real life it does not always have a rosy ending. but we puddle on...the mind is a wicked thing...it remembers everything you wish it would forget, but time heals most wounds and with a little botox, some exercise, and a soon to arrive moral booster - With your quick wit and sparkling dentures you can take over the thrown as it is rumored that Chuck is moving to Tibet (this is just between you and me, though) - good luck Champ, we need you around here (frankly the last temp couldn't make coffee for Sh*t, and you are the only one who really does a good job cleaning the break room) thanks for all your efforts...keep it up. Jenkins, The Magic Bears, Charles, Jambo, bert, Dr. Stew, BlackBlackJones, and the Secret Society.
RE: The time has come....
For the last Fu*king time, I'm not moving to Tibet...Yes, I watched a show on Tibet and told a few people in the office that I thought it would be a cool place to visit. And yes I shaved my head again, not because I want to look like a frickin' monk, but I wanted my entire body to more resemble a giant penis. So please Gordon..oops..I mean, please BlackBlackJones stop saying I'm moving...Christ, I already owe mom 2 months of back-rent as it is. Grrrr, now lets play ball....
RE: The time has come....
how many times is WTF going to leave...come back...leave...come back. i for one am not sorry to see him leave, if in fact, he is leaving. he doesnt have a sense of humor, he is a nasty person who likes to give crap to those who cant defend themselves.
RE: The time has come....
I could give a rats ass if WTF decides to move on but Chuck had better not be moving to Tibet!!!!!!
RE: The time has come....
I am not leaving...I just wanted to know if any host wanted to screw me into the afterlife....normal everyday question...I wouldn't leave you guys......everyone of you is like a second asshole to me...
RE: The time has come....
at best we could only be like a third asshole to you.you sit on the first & talk out of the second
Dead Zone for Sports....
With the NCAA basketball championships over I am always at a loss this time of year about what to do....I rented...BrokeBack Mountain, Memoirs of a Geisha and March of the Penquins. All them were excellent. However, Chicken Little was frankly a disappointment.
RE: Dead Zone for Sports....
It was beautifully filmed....well acted...the plot, while as gay as most anoymous posters, was interesting and well written. I thought it was good....not in my top 100 but I didn't throw up half way through like I do in some videos here.....
question
Hey have any of you hardcore spankers tried using "Spermworm" yet, It's the best semen removal product on the market. It's like I have a brand new keyboard, and no one questions the stains on the oak table any more. Stop at any local convienience store and ask the clerk if they've got the Spermworm...you won't regret it!!
RE: question
I prefer to let mine bulid up like a 4 foot stalactite on the celling and let it fall on my unspecting visitors. Makes for some funny moments.
RE: question
I went to the local walgreens as you suggested and looked for this product, finally I asked the smiling clerk if she was familier with the Spermworm and they threw me out of the store???!!!
xdominax
do not go to this chat host, she is rude, takes your payment then doesnt deliver anything, she has stopped talking to me completely with no reason as to why, this after i went to her lots in video and she was rude when i went into video today to find out why she has stopped talking with me, for your own sake avoid this host, she is not worth it
RE: xdominax
Sorry to here this, perhaps it is a role she is playing and it's just time for you to move on to another. Tell her what you think. I always listen to my viewers. Today I bleached the inside of my ass to make it whiter and more sexy. Now I swear you can almost see your reflection when i spread my cheeks far enough apart. So Good Luck Friend. take care, Chuck
RE: xdominax
hey dude , i for one, enjoy nothing for something.
but when i go see her, and she is nice and happy
and puts on a great show.
i will be very upset with you .
thx agian dude , if you find anyother stallers, let me know
i hgave lots of money to toss
but when i go see her, and she is nice and happy
and puts on a great show.
i will be very upset with you .
thx agian dude , if you find anyother stallers, let me know
i hgave lots of money to toss
SweetSquirty
A sweet, beautiful, sexy woman who will fulfill every desire. Go to her....talk to her....see her! :)
Lets Play Some Ball
I'm online and ready for some hot sporty grooves, so lets make some free homeruns now, ladies....whooooo
Who Loves Ya???
Who Loves Ya???
to Ump
Baseball is hot like me...
Hey there, As i recall you seemed to be having quite a great time until i bent over to grab the balls, then suddenly you go all funky on my groove, not cool! i still enjoyed going to first base with you. I'm sure you'll be back for more...see ya then.
Hey there, As i recall you seemed to be having quite a great time until i bent over to grab the balls, then suddenly you go all funky on my groove, not cool! i still enjoyed going to first base with you. I'm sure you'll be back for more...see ya then.
RE: to Ump
forget baseball! do that cool thing you do with the wiffel ball bat! and don't for get the softballs too!
i see it coming
Children are innocent
Teenager's f**ked up in the head
Adults are even more f**ked up
And elderlies are like children
Will there be another race
To come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do
Better than we've done
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
My friend says we're like the dinosaurs
Only we are doing ourselves in
Much faster than they
Ever did
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
(porno for pyros)
Teenager's f**ked up in the head
Adults are even more f**ked up
And elderlies are like children
Will there be another race
To come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do
Better than we've done
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
My friend says we're like the dinosaurs
Only we are doing ourselves in
Much faster than they
Ever did
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
(porno for pyros)
Happy Day
Today we are celebrating 'Free Speech Day" everywhere but here.
So everyone have a wonderful day and be safe!!
Dinkins
So everyone have a wonderful day and be safe!!
Dinkins
RE: Happy Day
I wish I could tell you how I really feel about this, but I took the liberty of editing and censoring myself before the Gestapo hacked it up.
(Insert subliminal message here) Dont question authority, it causes body odor.
(Insert subliminal message here) Dont question authority, it causes body odor.
RE: Happy Day
F.Y.I. - The irony that my original post to this thread never appeared has not gone without notice...
My friend Dick and I are arranging a little hunting adventure and you are certainly invited if you are not busy...should be quite a hoot!!
My friend Dick and I are arranging a little hunting adventure and you are certainly invited if you are not busy...should be quite a hoot!!
RE: Happy Day
Karl, can you give us any hints as to what war you guys are gonna wage next? Osama's still at large, Saddam's taking over the courtroom, and the Red Chinese now want to take over our ports! You guys are surely gonna divert all attention elsewhere......?
RE: Happy Day
Oh forgot to mention getting bogged down in immigration reform, what a mess! If you can't resolve it in your system of government, it will resolve itself on the streets........Now won't that be fun?
RE: Happy Day
Cheap labor without all the pesky t's to cross when hiring actual legal workers......The issue is nothing but a mid-term election mouthing point.....A chance for both side to take turns blaming the other in 30 second sound bites...No real change will come...Certainly not when change would hurt the bottom line.
RE: Happy Day
you seem to take quite casually anonymous?
almost as if it's really not a big deal?
almost as if it's really not a big deal?
RE: Happy Day
Sure it's a big deal...I just think that the fact that the problem is currently being made the media issue it is, as well as the measures being proposed to deal with it are nothing at all but bullshit politicking...Short of building a brick wall complete with gun turrets, the only real solution is to help Mexico improve its economy enough to take away the one and only real incentive all those Mexicans have for illegally crossing the border in the first place.
To former member
The Georgy girl still does video. Don't know if she on this site or not. I saw her on another site; she now does girl-girl shows. Not into girl-girl shows, so did not visited her.
joke
Sherlock Holmes and his gruff assistant Doctor Watson pitch their tent while on a camping expedition, but in the middle of the night Holmes nudges Watson awake and questions him.
HOLMES: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.
WATSON: I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it is quite likely there are some planets like earth, and if there are a few planets like earth out there there might also be life.
HOLMES: Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent.
HOLMES: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.
WATSON: I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it is quite likely there are some planets like earth, and if there are a few planets like earth out there there might also be life.
HOLMES: Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent.
RE: joke
Imshy that was so bad it was good lol
Poor Caramella will be on the floor for a week :D
Poor Caramella will be on the floor for a week :D
RE: joke
Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.
As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!''
George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!''
And Bill Clinton smirks and purrs, ''Do we have time?'
As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!''
George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!''
And Bill Clinton smirks and purrs, ''Do we have time?'
A better Holmes joke ...
(but not much better)
Holmes and Watson where having dinner at a fancy London resturant. Astounded as always at Holmes powers of deductive reasoning Watson decides to offer him what he believes to be an unsolvable challenge:
WATSON: Holmes, I've never seen you come up against a puzzling situation that you couldn't solve with your remarkable reasoning. I'd like to put you to a test now if I may.
HOLMES: Go right ahead Watson old chap.
WATSON: See that table over there? The well dressed gentlemen with the vivacious redhead?
HOLMES: Yes, quite.
WATSON: Well I know that gentlemen. My challenge to you is to by merely observing him to deduce his occupation before the end of the evening.
(Holmes gazes at the couple at the table for about thrity seconds, then smiles and turns back to Watson)
Holmes: I shant need all evening. I can tell you now -- that man is a Taxidermist!
WATSON: Astounding! That's correct, but how did you deduce it so quickly?
HOLMES: Elementary my dear Watson, he's obviously stuffing the bird before he mounts her.
Holmes and Watson where having dinner at a fancy London resturant. Astounded as always at Holmes powers of deductive reasoning Watson decides to offer him what he believes to be an unsolvable challenge:
WATSON: Holmes, I've never seen you come up against a puzzling situation that you couldn't solve with your remarkable reasoning. I'd like to put you to a test now if I may.
HOLMES: Go right ahead Watson old chap.
WATSON: See that table over there? The well dressed gentlemen with the vivacious redhead?
HOLMES: Yes, quite.
WATSON: Well I know that gentlemen. My challenge to you is to by merely observing him to deduce his occupation before the end of the evening.
(Holmes gazes at the couple at the table for about thrity seconds, then smiles and turns back to Watson)
Holmes: I shant need all evening. I can tell you now -- that man is a Taxidermist!
WATSON: Astounding! That's correct, but how did you deduce it so quickly?
HOLMES: Elementary my dear Watson, he's obviously stuffing the bird before he mounts her.
RE: age
ShyRose certainly looks like she is older than 18. A real playboy might be a year or two off or not. Considering that most members shave anywhere from 5 to 45 years off their age when they are asked that is not too bad. I did a search once on age...18 and 19 year old hosts and there are some other glaring examples of age misrepresentation...bottom line does it make a difference?
gkb .........
...... you could lie and add 15 years to your age and then you will hear you look a lot younger a lot more :P
RE: age
I would prefer to know real age as it makes searching easier. If everyone is 18-20, you can't really use that a criteria. I tend to prefer a little older, but the age on the profile is rarely a consideration.
What men like best about oral sex
5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about
"Oral Sex":
3% - liked the warmth
4% enjoyed the sensation.
93% appreciated the silence.
"Oral Sex":
3% - liked the warmth
4% enjoyed the sensation.
93% appreciated the silence.
RE: What men like best about oral sex
What silence? On every second or third upstroke my ex would stop to complain about something. :( She's the one I don't miss. :)
RE: What men like best about oral sex
poor wolfman.........................................................