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Cheetos:-))

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.

He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."
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RE: Cheetos:-))

Hahaha, this made me laugh
ty luv

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This reminds me of another joke...

A dude goes to the doctor and says "Doc,my left ball is blue",the doc replies "Well son,we gotta cut it" and he does. A few days later the same dude shows up in the doc office again,saying :"Doc,my other ball is blue too". The same thing happens,the doc cuts the 2nd one as well. After a week he comes again,"Doc,my dick is blue too" and the doc says "Son,wouldn`t it be possible to be from your jeans ?"

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lol, i have heard both jokes before. here's another one for you.

A man is suffering from terrible headaches for years. He goes to one doctor after another trying to find a cure but none of them were able to help him. Finally his doctor recommends that he visit a neurologist and sets up an appointment for him for the next day. So the next day the man visits the neurologist who conducts a full examination of him. At the end of the examination the neurologist says to the man "Sir I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is i discovered the cause of your headaches, the bad news is that your going to have to surgery to have your balls removed". The man is rightly depressed with the news that he has to have his balls removed, but after years of living with painful headaches he agrees to have the surgery. The man checks into the hospital and has the surgery performed and afterwards he wakes up for the first time in years without a headache. Well the man is released from the hospital, and during the walk home, the man is so happy to be headache-free that he decides to treat himself to something nice to celebrate. Just then he sees a tailor shop, so he goes inside and tells the tailor that he would like to buy a new suit. So the tailor grabs his tape measure, does a few measurements and says "ok it will only take me a couple of days to make your suit, you are a perfect size 36". The man replies " 36? That's impossible I have been a size 34 for as long as i can remember!" And the tailor says " Oh God no! A 34 would pull your balls up tight and give you terrible headaches"

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For romanians ( mainly )

http://www.igu.ro/latrecut/

Maybe some of you know this, maybe some of you don't care, but I'm happy to have bumped into this site, it brings lots of memories!

For non romanians, you will see pics of objects used before the '90s things filled our childhood :)
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I looked at the pics cos I couldn't read the words :(

Your computer games look as rubbish as ours were in that decade.
Your test card looks like ours.
Scrabble I knew.

But no naked ladies :(

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psy, thank u very much for the link, seing the picture with the water colours almost brought tears to my eyes.

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Yw Gabi :) I know what I felt when seeing all that, I was smiling like an idiot, all alone, and "awww" or " oh my god!" and stuff like that.
It was a real pleasure and I hope my parents didn't throw the magazines.. Do you remember the wallets having pics of women winking? They were chinese, I think. Ahhh memories..

FYUTA, pity nobody had pencils with women that were becoming naked when turning the upside down.. you would've seen :P

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Those wallets were so cool at that time, those wemen had such a smile and big blinking eyes, they were post cards too. When I look back i most remember the clothes we had, all almost the same and how all houses had same furniture almost and same decorations, do you remember them?And the toys we loved so much...

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I love the toys! My parents still have them, I think.. Coloured cubes, the number shaped ones, were the best when playing with the sand.. I even used those to make some biscuits :))
The toys with wheels connected with a metal thingy.. I will always remember those, because my sis tried to make me an injection in my ear.. there was some blood at that time and I'm having probs with that ear :))

The clothes.. god, I had a pink little dress, I had it for years and didn't want to give it away, it was lovely!
My mom had polka dots skirts.. and she had two dresses, called "sarafan" I even wore one of them, in school, and I was so proud of it.

I miss those times, even if things were pretty bad back then.

Btw, I never got to be a "pionier" ( pioneer) I was only a "shoim" ( eagle) and my parents have the picture of me wearing the horrible orange shirt, and the tie, near a stiff and scared kid.
Ahhh I'm so old :))

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Dont cry Psy, I have those memories too , that was our childhood but is good is past and times had changed... oh I am so old too:(( I want to be a kid again

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If you find out how to be a kid, let me know :D

Apart from being sad, I guess I ( we) should be thankfull that we had those times ;)

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Hahaa, i was a eagle too :D and one day i forgot that ulgy skirt at home and the teacher punished me with the face at the wall, standing and with my hands up, for at least 30 mins , hahaaa
I remember i wanted so much to be a pioneer...damn, what propaganda does to kids :d
I don't remember the dead of Santa, in my house my mom always kept the christmas as it was supposed to be...i remember a pear of pink boots, from Santa of course :P i wore them even when my feet didn't fit in them, i liked them soo much...
I had tears in my eyes too seing that link and the stories and everything...i remembered the "magnetofon" my ungle was so proud of it...he had it back in '86-87 or so and he was listening AC/DC and aerosmith and others at it :D uhh, dear old times ...(thanks to my ungle i like rock music now, hehe)

yes, i wanna be a kid too again....even if i am 24 now (damn, thats old :D)

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I don't remember about Santa's so called death.. maybe it happened before, or it was just that people around were smart enough not to kill him.. I mean, at one moment or another, I would have stopped believing, why rushing the moment?

The present I liked the most was a "razboi de tesut" miniature one. I can't think of any translation now.. It was the best, because being too young, I couldn't use it, but later.. it was a real pleasure :) Talk about a Nintendo.. that thing was way better hehe

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It is not that hard to be a kid again, remember the small things u had and simple pleasures and try to find those simple pleasures round u now or just eat cotton candy, get fat and act silly, lol( sorry couldnt help that one)

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RE: For romanians ( mainly )

Consindering that when I was kid and until some years ago I was skinny ( my dad used to say I was as fat as a biscuit :P ) being fat wouldn't be being a kid :D
And cotton candy is fucking expensive! 3 one! it's crazy!

But I can handle the being silly part teeheehee
practicing :D

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Psy I never got to be a pioneer also. I was in 1st grade when the revolution came and the pioneer thing was only happening in 2nd grade. I remember i was so bumped about it lol. I think we are the same age:). Santa was never gone form my house also...i believed in Santa until i was 10 or so. I even had a neighbour who had Santa clothes and my dad told me later that the Santa that came to our house every Christmass was the neighbour...and dad used to do the same for the neighbour's kids:D. My best Christmas present still is the one that I remember first from my childhood: a brand new winter sledge and about 20 chocolates above it and bananas with oranges...all sitting under the tree. I remember i was sooo happy

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Simple things seem to bring most hapiness :)
Yeah, the traditional oranges, Christmas was great!

I rarely had the opportunity to see Santa. I have a picture with me, Santa, and my sis, and it must be the only one I have. But I did believe in Santa until I was 10 as well, I think.. A classmate told me that it's the parents putting the presents, but she wasn't sure . lol

Everything was more simple at that time :)

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sorry for interrupting, but i just have to say that this is the cutest, most precious thread i've read in the forums in ages. thanks for sharing everyone. :)

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I was just about to say the same thing anonymous.

Makes a pleasant change from all the nasty rubbish that is usually posted here (I really really must stop posting it :P)

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Yes Psy it was for us kids, thise are our memories and nothign will make them look bad , It is great to be a kid and have no worries, just toys and games and nice dresses ;) Sometimes I wish i can go back and be 4 , forever, i think is the perfect age, noone ask anything and you get to be spoiled by everyone, lol...... dreaming again, i'll go get a cotton condy and screw my diet.

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Me too me tooooo :D I want one, I mean, here I can find only on weekends, and as I said, it's expensive.

The only thing they used to ask us at 4 years old, was our age and we weren't ashamed :)) there were as well the little poems, or our adress

Stlada, apaltament, etajjj
teeheee
It was nice :)

And Anon, I'm glad you think it's a cute thread :) I didn't think I would get so many answers, so thank you to tall that answered, made my day better :)

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Psy stop, you are making me soft, all this child things going trouh my mind, I so crave for a cottoncandy for weeks but that is so much sugar, i wanna be 4 and eat that every day :(( .Thanks anon , this show we are humans too, not only whores or bitches , we, same as members have a soul and we can talk about lots of things , yes ppl we can have a conversation :D

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No! Cottoncandy has lots of sugar? OMG ! :D
Oh come on, after one of those, you just have to run.. lets say one hour, and drinks plenty of water, and it's gone :D

I can't help myself from wanting something. Well, money can stop me :)) it was always a problem, but, can't complain. You remember the "home" made chocolate? Those bars, they were delicious! And I still love powder milk. I remember my grandma had in a closet, a big bag and with my cousin we ate plenty of that! Last time when I came back from Romania, I brought a 1 kilo bag :)) It was gone pretty fast, I'm sure someone was stealing from it..

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I remember my first home made chocolate i was 14 and made it myself but forgot to put butter :)) it was so hard i couldnt cut it but i eated it all with my bro, looool what memories u bring up. But the "bezele" were always good yummy i will go in the park tomorrow and eat that damn cotton candy i am drolling. Kiss u girl

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sorry i stooped reading ur post when i saw ur home made chocolate, the powder milk was great and those chinese cans of condensated milk, yummyyyyyy

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Yumm all sounds so delicious.. I wanna go home :D
Well, think about me when you'll eat the cotton candy

Kisses

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Ahhhh this is making me reminicse about my childhood.

Trying to see up girls skirts.
Everyone hated me
I had no money
Used to wet myself

Who needs to reminisce nothings changed :D

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Lol INYF

Well, I don't hate you :)
(yet)

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Only if you lost your money when playing with the other kids :D
( I don't have any names coming in my mind, romanian or english.. Bambilici? lol I'm sleepy )

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joke

This drunk staggers into a bar, bumping into customers and spilling drinks as he makes his way to the bar. The bartender sees what is going on and is pissed at the drunk when he finally makes it to the bar. "Get out of here!" says the bartender.
"I gotta go to the bathroom," slurs the drunk.
"I said get the hell outta here or I'll throw you out!!" yells the bartender.
"I gotta go bathroom," says the drunk and starts to drop his drawers.
"Hold on, hold on" says the bartender "alright, you can go to the bathroom, but afterwards you get the hell out of my bar!"
The drunk agrees and stumbles off to the bathroom. After about 5 minutes, everyone hears this loud scream. Dead silence in the bar. Another loud scream-from the bathroom. The bartender and a few customers run to the bathroom. There's the drunk sitting down.
"What the hell is going on?" asks the bartender.
"I went, and every time I try to flush the toilet, it crushes my nuts!" says the drunk.
"Why, you stupid shit!" said the bartender. "You're sitting on my mop bucket!!"
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

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RE: Happy Day of Russia to All:)

aww it is my hubby's b day too

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kittythebest

anyone know when she will be back
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RE: kittythebest

in July

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where is he then?

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smile?

My friends told me that if i want to be a successful model at this site I need to smile all time in video. is it true? Im serious girl..and smile not often:)))))
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yes it is true.
U should smile all the time and pretend u r feeling great. Even after an hour smiling try to keep it up. And never do the mistake to yawn on the cam.

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RE: smile?

Yep. It is the truth.
I used to smile when I am online. And I've often heard from members that they loved it.

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RE: smile?

does that mean you don't smile any more on cam?

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Nope.
It means, that for the last month I was too busy on my main work to perform online on CC. ;)

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Hmm I have been prooved by my own experience that if you smile your mood is getting a bit better.Especcially if you look meanwhile on yourself.Hmm for example if you see your reflection in a mirror or on cam.Smile is a curve which straights everything

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RE: smile?

If you can't force a smile from the lips on your face just make your other set of lips smile - that will keep most members happy :)

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RE: is it important ??

I think you should be honest and do what u like,

for some guys anal might be important ..
i sometimes ask .........curious , and some do .. some pretend to do also hehe ,, some think they fool guys too . most dont)
so for me not important

much better is seeing someone have fun... enjoy and not act .or look bored lol..
the best is if a girl is honestly turned on ..........very rare here ..

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RE: why?

I think it goes back to the whole taboo thing, but I agree with C, much better to see a woman enjoying herself and what she does then a false show.

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RE: why?

Are there not false shows?
How can u enjoy urself 20/30 times a day?
Imagine if i could really c*m so many times... wow
Isn't it a show exactly because it is false?
I'm turned on by the real tounge on my c*it not by somebody that types "lick lick"

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As there's little in the way of sense responders in the anus it would surely be unusual for the woman to find it particuarly enjoyable; at least in comparison to other areas:-) It is a different matter in reality, where of course the tightness will be rewarding to the man, but this obviously won't be replicated in a show.

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> it would surely be unusual for the woman to find it particuarly enjoyable

Why? I find it particularly enjoyable. But only when I am fucked by a real dick. So I do anal with my husband but will never do it with toys. Accordingly, members will never see me doing anal in front of camera.

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Totally agree with u fancyflight.
Also about the pussy, but ok well, i do it because it enters easier there ahahaha.

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RE: is it important ??

you would think with a name like that members would be polite enough to not ask about sticking stuff in your ass

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RE: is it important ??

Give an enema before anal and there will be neither sticky nor stinky stuff in your ass. If there is no shit, there will be no questions. LOL

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girls wanting dick

come on girls i no you want some hard dick
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First learn to write

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and how do you propose getting this hard dick to them dude?

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f*cking the lens of his webcam :)

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joke


There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

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Lol Funny very Funny Lol

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I think the ravishing redheaded girl was the most intelligent...she has a boat now :-)))
good joke, Mike ;-) ..make me still believe that redhead is cool ...lol

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Bullshits!

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rainbow fuzzy

I am learning better english from the forums now. It been so dark in my town so i sad. Now the sun shines again. It is like a glowing red asshole spraying warmth across my picnic fur. viva the retard my friends. kissess to u all
So nice, i learning english from u. viva the retard
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RE: rainbow fuzzy

merrily, I commend u on you're joyous rainbow. I two no the fun and the fuzzy of this learning annex of good fun-time knowledge. between my own picnics and my beggin' strips, I learn the english with much ease and splendor.
mmmm bacon, the viva, the retard, and the michael bolton.
it is very much I owe to you fine people.
happy, happy. :)

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RE: rainbow fuzzy

I owe to you rainbows. I own picnics and the fuzzy owe to your rainbow. I own picnics and the english with much ease and between my own picnics and splendor, this very much ease and my good fun and the fun you fine people. merrily, I learn the viva, the viva, this learning and splendor. happily, I own picnics and the fuzzy owe to you fine people and the retard, and the fun-time knowledge. between my of the viva, the fun and u on your own.

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RE: rainbow fuzzy

Not English as we know it captain!

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Darkqueen

Wow, has anyone else checked out darkqueen lately? Great price, and Alex puts on one hot show. Delicious always.
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I've been here always..., but who is this other Alex?:PP
Pity he is not Alexandra:-( :PP

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Pretty Witch - Not Spooky at all

Pretty Witch. Pretty girl. Reasonable price. Great english. Does phone. Great body. Not total nudity but enough to tickle your fancy. Big wahoos. Brilliant smile.
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RE: Pretty Witch - Not Spooky at all

Sexy ass, does show a little pussy but not much. A Lovely girl all the same.

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RE: Pretty Witch - Not Spooky at all

only from behind ??

did u get this hehehe,, and most only show puss from front hehe,,:p

nice she likes from behind ... sexier view in MHO

:p

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RE: Pretty Witch - Not Spooky at all

so, she shows her yams but no ya-ya or hoo-hoo ... hmmm, I have no idea what I just said but it kinda turned me on a little ...

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RE: Pretty Witch - Not Spooky at all

I think you just stepped on your ya ya

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RE: Pretty Witch - Not Spooky at all

I can only do that because I am double-jointed ...

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RE: Pretty Witch - Not Spooky at all

thanks ill check her out when i can

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personal computers

wanted to know if it i difficult to purchase a computer in russia ,ukriane, or romania. Expensive? or is it the internet service that is ??
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Computer stores are everywhere in Romania. The IT market is growing and growing. PCs are also getting cheaper...you can buy a great computer with 300-400$. Internet is a little harder to get but in the big cities there's no problem...lots of internet companies and competition is high.
If u want an example I can give it to u from my own experience. I bought a new computer 2-3 months ago for about 400$ and my cable internet connection wich comes with phone line and free tv cable costs me about 25$/month (Ive been using this connnection for 3 years now and its pretty good).

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The influx from China is changing the market worldwide as in the availability of broadband internet. My prediction is 20% of the girls on CC will have their own operation going out their homes in a year or two. Many of the top moneymakers who can work from home will. Cut out the middleman and collect 50% of their hard earned money. I think it is good since they can then discount if they wish, be more flexible with hours and do just about anything their little hearts wish.

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I paid 400$ for mine and its brand new...of course i kept the monitor from the old one (wich got sold for 150$). Here are some technical details if u are interested: AMD Athlon64, processor 3000+, 1.8 GHz, 512 MB of RAM (thats what i got from device manager). I bought it with my brother's help...he's only 18 but he knows a lot about computers and he has pretty good negociation skills:D

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150 a monitor? Not unless u want a flat one. A 17 inch monitor (thats what i have) costs about 50$. A mouse about 5 $...a keyboard 10$.

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Read again

I would take it from Joy's post that she actually sold her old pc for $150 not that a new monitor was purchased for this price.

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And for 300$ u can still buy a pretty good new decent computer in Romania if u know where to go ( meaning avoid Ultra Pro and Flamingo - they have the highest prices)

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RE: personal computers

thanks a lot you have been helpful, if anyone knows of an online store or regular in kiev drop me a line please

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My friend, I can tell you that in Russia it is not like in America, with the apple pies and the hot dogs and the New York Yankees growing on the trees! No!
In Soviet Russia you do not buy the computer, the computer buys YOU!!!
And you do not buy the service of the internet, oh no, it is the internet who buys service of YOU!!!!!

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RE: personal computers

You are correct Yakov,
a month ago, while on travel to Moscow, the internet stoled my pants. I have come to discover that they are trying to develop artifical snow using my DNA. Be Warned!

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RE: personal computers

and all the computers have only black and white monitor screens and each computer has those big glass tubes from the 1950's television sets.

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RE: personal computers

computer? what is computer?

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RE: personal computers

You are absolutely right. But you have forgotten to mention about bears on streets of russian cities. ;)

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Salary:-))

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice that the girl knows just as much about the game as they do, and they're really impressed. After the game they ask her "how is it that you know so much about baseball?"

She says, "Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change." The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process. "What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut off your penis?"

"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part."

"Was it when they cut off your balls?"

"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part."

"What was the most painful part?"

"The part that hurt the most was when they... cut my salary in half!"
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looking for some music suggestions

i wanted to make a new music CD for romantic nights/lovemaking but i am having difficulty choosing the perfect songs for it. I made one before that was a compilation of songs with spanish guitar and it was great, but i wanted to make a new one, something different, one that is more contemporary perhaps. I would appreciate hearing what songs you think would be perfect for such a CD, especially from the ladies as they know best what turns them on and puts them in the mood for lovemaking. I have listed below the songs i have in mind for the CD already... tell me if you think they are good or not and also tell me what songs i should add. thank you in advance for ur help.

1) Seduces Me - by Celine Dion
2) Insatiable - by Darren Hayes
3) You're Making Me High - by Monica
4) Yours - by Mariah Carey
5) Don't Let Go (Love) - by En Vogue
6) Back At One - by Brian McKnight
7) Love Is What We Makin (Sex) - by R. Kelly
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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Dude...you have to include one by Rod Stewart and one by (artist formerly known as)Prince. Chicks love them ... don't ask me why

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Don't forget " Wake me up before you go-go" by Wham

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lol!

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Michael Bolton makes me want to hurl.

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Bliss - Wish you were here
Lake of tears: Forever autumn (my personal favourite)
Guns'n'roses- November rain
Manowar - Heart of steel :PPP jk

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Ohh my God...joy is my woman here:PP
I like all of them you've mentioned...but dont forget Alexander the Great by Iron Maiden:PP

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Will you marry me?lolz:P I love Iron Maiden :D

And for the ones that dont like making love with the lights on, I recommend Iron Maiden - Fear of the dark :P

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Of course i'll marry you...:PP
Will we listen together Run Silent Run Deep by Maiden?:PP

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Is that the same forever autumn as sung by justin hayward on war of the worlds ?

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Althou I have seen War of the wolrds, I dont remember the song...im gonna do a search on that and see if its the same.

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Hi Joy it isn't from the film the war of the worlds. It was an record (and now on cd) that told the story and had songs throughout. Richard Burton narrated it.

Some of the lyrics are :-

I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
and one by one they disappear
I wish that I was flying with them
Cos your not here

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Wow, that's weird. The muzak versions of those same songs in that exact order were playing in my dentist's office when I went in for a root canal last week.

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My Neck ,My Back - Khia

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Heres my list...

Aurora - Dreaming
Bachelor Girl - Why Wait
Backstreet Boys - I Still
Backstreet Boys - Incomplete
Bon Jovi - I Am
Celine Dion - Because You Loved Me
Craig David - Unbelievable
Def Leppard - Love Bites
Delta Goodrem - Lost Without You
Faith Hill - Like We Never Loved At All
Gabrielle - Out Of Reach
Greenday - Wake Me Up When September Ends
Honeyz - Just As I Am
James Blunt - You`re Beautiful
Leann Rimes - I Need You
Lee Ryan - Wish The Whole World Knew
Leigh Nash - I Need To Be Next To You
Loverboy - Heaven In Your Eyes
Martina McBride - How Far
MArc Anthony - You Sang To Me
Mike Reno & Ann Wilson - Almost Paradise
Natalie Imbruglia - Counting Down The Days
Nickelback - Faraway
Patrick Swayze - She`s Like The Wind
Peppercorn - Hyperventilating
Point Break - You
Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting
Richie Sambora - One Night Burning
Ricky Martin - Nobody Wants To be Lonely
Ricky Martin - Private Emotion
Rooster - To Die For
Roxette - Fading Like A Flower
Roxette - It Must Have Been Love
Roxette - Spending My Time
Roxette - My World My Love My Life
Roxette - You Don`t Understand Me
Santana - Game Of Love
Shanis Twain - You`re Still The One
Sita - Every Little Thing You Do
Vixen - Love Is A Killer

Thats just to name but a few... If ya want any of these songs just ccmail me, i`ll be happy to share..:D



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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Teddy Pendergrass or of course Barry White always worked for me....also classical music...the Bolero is certainly a great theme for the horizontal mambo.

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

"i luv to whack, whack"
by Chuck11 & the Nocturnal Emmissons

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

I started reading this thread with disgust....Celine Dion?...Brian McKnight?...Michael fucking Bolton?!?!? I was about to write a rant at the shite taste in music here when lo and behold joy mentioned Heart of Steel by Manowar...I love you Joy. Then Iron Maiden was mentioned!!!! fantastic!! Koshed37 you spent way too much tiome listing your songs u sad fucker. Let me add anything by Nightwish though the album Once is the best.

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Dude, seriously......
I know it was precious and cute as a button when you were 15 and you let loose with your la-di-da teen angst by cranking the metal at 11, but that was sooooooooo long ago, man.
Now, when you don your eddy-patched levi jacket and head down to the 7-11 for a big gulp and bag o' chaw, people whisper and snicker and point behind your back.
Yes, you make people laugh, and that's a good thing, but for your own sake, I think it's time to realize that they're not really laughing with you, they're laughing at you....And that's nothing but sad:(

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Thats not sad anon...sad are those people that always include some of Michael Bolton's songs on a love melodies list. Those songs should be included on a puke list if u ask me.

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

I was just goofin'.
Variety is the spice of life and all that jazz.
Some people dig skeletons and arena rock, some dig pan flutes and easy listening.....It's all good. :)

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

thank you everyone for your suggestions, they are greatly appreciated. it is going to take me a while to sift through them all. some i am have never heard of before. to joy, alex and i have taste, i am a fan of Iron Maiden myself and saw them in a concert a few times in my teens, but i think they are better suited for the mosh pit rather than a night of romance in the bedroom. But hey if "Can I Play With Madness" makes your knickers wet and want to run off to the bedroom to hump like muskrats, more power to ya, but i think it would make most women want to "Run To The Hills" and ruin the mood. Oh and you do realize that "Metal Up Your Ass" was the name of a tour... not a pick up line.... right? LOL. just checkin'. Thanks again everyone for your help.

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005QXSB/qid=1150079071/sr=2-3/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_3/104-7951928-4597531?s=music&v=glance&n=5174

go ahead and scoff, but i'm telling you, you ain't never done the nasty 'til you done got all freaky all humpback stylie.

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Forgot to meantion another great song ...Port Royal by Running Wild:PP

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

check this kink out Capt http://top40.about.com/od/top10lists/tp/lovesongr.htm
you might find thing your looking for there it d not download site but they have some information there and good luck

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Try Most any song from Air Supply and Cheap Tricks - The Flame

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Wango Tango .....Ted Nugent .....the lyrics are so poetic lol

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RE: looking for some music suggestions

Dude you need some Boys II Men in that collection. I suggest:

I'll Make Love To You.

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a question for the women....

I have heard that women look for clues about men they see or have just met to determine if he will be a great lover and good in bed. So ladies can you share with me here what things you look for... what are the clues u seek... that tell you he is a great lover and will give you great pleasure in bed? One I heard is that if a man is a great dancer he will be great in bed because he knows how to move his body. What are the other things you look for to tell you? I find it interesting.
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RE: a question for the women....

Kissing....a kiss can tell me how much passion is there :) I think that if a man kisses the right way ..by feeling the partner lips..tongue...not to fast not to slow ...I think you can express yr whole feeling , desires and yr whole body into a Kiss...thats where she knows you are good becouse the kiss is right and it simply connects:)

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RE: warning

awwwwww gala you make me sound so evil.

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RE: a question for the women....

For some reason I always look at hands (not even arms but hands)...for me a guy has to have strong hands with long and strong fingers but they also have to be clean and smooth.

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RE: a question for the women....

Same here - always look at the hands...

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RE: a question for the women....

Look at the long fingers on Bill Clinton next time :) and then you know why Monica was so hot for them

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RE: a question for the women....

I think i have great hands, with long fingers...
My phonenumber is.... :PP

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RE: a question for the women....

thank you ladies for being so open and answering my question. it was enlightening. there were a few different answers, but it seems for most of you, a man's hands are very important. i found it alittle confusing though.... strong hands i understand, long fingers ok makes sense, clean sounds perfectly reasonable, but the smooth part... i don't know any working man that has smooth hands. it is natural for a man's hands to become rough and callused from hard work and i sincerely doubt that you will find very many hardworking manly men rushing off to get a manicure and have their hands smoothed out. so i am guessing the smooth man hands, if you found any, would be a sign to you that he is an executive or corporate business man and does not earn a living through hard physical labor? and maybe subconsciously it turns you on because it is likely that a business would be more powerful and earn a bigger salary than a laborer working with hands for a living? possible? just throwing out a theory there, that might explain it. maybe you could comment more on that. anyway, one thing surprised me... nobody made any comments about a man's walk. i suspected i would hear at least one women say that a man that walks tall and exudes confidence when he enters a room is a turn on for them. guess i was mistaken. thank all you ladies again.

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RE: a question for the women....

No, I hate guys who do their manichiure!! the thing is that after they work they can use some soap and hand cream, this will kepp their hands smooth ...u know, when u touch a girl "down there" is not good to feel that u scratch her :P this won't be a turn on, but more a turn off:P

And hmm,yes is better to have a business man than a worker...the business men usually have more manners than regular, plain workers ;) and yes, more money, but that has never been a turn on for me...to be honest if the guy is too succesfull than it "scares me"... i don't want to meet the day when he'll decide that i'd better stay at home and depend on him and his money...i rather make him dependent on me financialy and on other areas too, then vice versa....what can i say? i am too independent...

And no, a walk like u said makes me believe that he's an egocentric bitch:D and usually guys that walk like that are :d and i don't want that...

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RE: a question for the women....

I've read all the answers... Hmmm... hands, eyes, sexual attraction... it's all O'K, but for me the most appealing are men with a high intellect. Clever man can always find a way to make a woman happy in bed.

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to fancyflight

LOL.Fortuantelly my taste is not like yours or I could have fallen in love with my old physics professor who had the dirtiest clothes I have ever seen.Also the smell from the clothes is very impressive

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RE: to fancyflight

Dear Vera, I'll clue you that the concept "intellect" includes much more than the presence of an academic degree. If you really consorted in scientific circles, you would never write that being a professor is a synonym of the intellect.

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RE: a question for the women....

If the Man is doing many things for me befor we go to the bed and he cares about if i'm feeling comfortable at all then i can trust fully in him and make a great love with him. But if he wanna cheat my feelings all my body retires into the shell and i can't trust him again.

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dont want to be a DQ

hello to all! help me pls with advice. Im about 3 weeks at CC and like it alot.I love to chat..makes show..etc.I did pictures..all kinds too.But nobody come to me! Whats wrong? Am I not pretty or boring?
((((((
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RE: dont want to be a DQ

move in adult ;)

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RE: dont want to be a DQ

I think it is tough for a girl to make it in non-adult and be truly non-adult. Some do and you know who you are. Either move to adult and become one of those semi-non-adult-adult strippers or get a real job. You english has to be great, I think, to make it as a non-adult host.

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RE: dont want to be a DQ

just use ur Adult name and stay out of Non-Adult :-P

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RE: dont want to be a DQ

Your pretty enough but unfortunately for you most of the guys here are perverts.

Excuse my ignorance but what is a DQ ???????

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RE: dont want to be a DQ

Suddenly dawned on me DQ = Drama Queen

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RE: dont want to be a DQ

I'm curious.
Is a person who likes sex a pervert?
Look at the profiles of most of the chathosts.
Are they perverts?
Just wondering! :)

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RE: dont want to be a DQ

No not some one who likes sex but I would think that someone who pays a girl he doesn't know to strip and show him her twiddling with her private parts while he masturbates could fall within quite a lot of peoples definition of a pervert.

Lets put it another way how many of us here boast to friends and family that we come here.

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RE: dont want to be a DQ

dq-yes drama queen))))I was in adut all last week .I thought the competition in adult category made me not succesful so I moved to make new friends.But I still feel upset. so pls help me with advice! maybe blondies arent popular?

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RE: dont want to be a DQ

thnks for advices! i will do more pictures.. any way..Im online now..)))

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RE: dont want to be a DQ

> Look at the profiles of most of the chathosts.
> Are they perverts?

I won't speak for "the majority of girls", but yes, I am a pervert. ;)
Especially i love, when a member sends me the camera. It's SO exciting...
But members, as a rule, are so diffident... :(

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RE: dont want to be a DQ

yeah, there's good perverts eh?!!! :P:P:P ;)

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RE: Imagine a world without....

This was posted a few weeks again.

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RE: Imagine a world without....

It was posted before Cris

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RE: Imagine a world without....

didnt know , my bad:)

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Imagine a world without Crissy...

Now that would be a very sad world...Lovely video Crissy...thanks for posting it. And thanks for being in this world....it's not often we find an angel walking amongst us :)

KISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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RE: Imagine a world without Crissy...

Wow, thank you OBD...KISSSS right back at ya:)

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RE: Imagine a world without Crissy...

Now that really would be a very sad world...Thanks for the video Crissy... And thanks for being part of my world....it's not often we find a beautiful and loving angel walking amongst us :) We are all better for your presence darling! Kisses, Love you

KISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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RE: Imagine a world without Crissy...

oh fuck me dead ... I think I just threw up a little OBD

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RE: Imagine a world without...

i'd be richer without romania lmfao divorce is expensive lol

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RE: DOES ANYBODY KNOW.....

what is context?

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RE: DOES ANYBODY KNOW.....

Only reference I could find was the Kinross Gold Corporation.

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RE: DOES ANYBODY KNOW.....

yep I can only find that too. You investing some of your hard earned cah Tamilla?

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Video playback & 1-2-1

what is video playback with 1-2-1? I understand the playback part, but to be charged extra for a "1-2-1" on video tape? how does that work?
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RE: Video playback & 1-2-1

lol You get to see the video all by yourself haha

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RE: Video playback & 1-2-1

lol

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RE: Video playback & 1-2-1

You can't remove the 1-2-1 feature when in videoplayback, so.. even if there's nothing more than in open video, you can't remove it. Just be careful when clicking on joining the vid ;)

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deep thoughts

yes, there will always be those that
amuse themselves by making fun of
certain types of people.

anything basically that gives people
ammo to shoot thier mouths off
over anything.

I laugh at alot of people here.
why?

because they amuse me.

they pick fights, they get jealous,
and you know why?

because they can.
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RE: deep thoughts

very good piont

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RE: deep thoughts

very well said

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sexy amazinganne

idf you have not seen this sexy lady go visit her it will be worth your time
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Anonymous

You are biggest Corword on CC all you do is try and cause trouble on here if you do not like this site go to another and levae that people alone that try and make living and stop trashing very one on here i know you will reply to this but think I will have more agree with me about you then they agree with you about me so at the end of that we can add up and see who the better person is.
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RE: Anonymous

who the hell are you talking too? the man in the mirror?

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RE: Anonymous

No, skippy, you're the biggest corword on this site.
What the fuck are you talking about anyway?
Show me one anonymous post that your guady bean of head deems nottin' but an intent to cause trouble, and I'll show you another that seems perfectly innocent - happy and gooey and sappy sweet, even.
Christ, why do all the twits have to hop on such dipshit crusades? And why, oh why do they have to twist and prune and force an the reality of an issue to do it?

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RE: Anonymous

Well, I would guess those happy, gooey ones are not the ones he means. Don't cha think?

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RE: Anonymous

Obviously.
But without replying to any one specific anonymous post, but rather starting a new thread entirely, what else is one to think but that he means to classify each and every anonymous poster as a coward and trouble-causer?
It's the fact that he and a few others here seem unable to see past the bad for anything interesting or amusing or good-natured that anyone who posts anonymously might contribute that I don't understand.
That aside though, really, just how fragile do you have to be to take anything said here seriously enough to take offense enough to rile yourself up that much?
And how retarded do you have to be to think that calling someone out who has bruised your precious little ego will result in anything but more of the same?

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RE: Anonymous

i wuv you, chucky:D
smooches xx

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RE: Anonymous

LOL

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RE: Anonymous

kind of like the unstable retarted guy, one minute he's all nice and the next second he snapps into a raving lunatic.
Stay away from this nutcase girls, you are not missing anything.

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RE: Anonymous

why should they leave ?
they spend thier lives pissing people of, i have no doubt that if they had half a brain they would spend thier time creating pc viruses. why because they are complete failures in thier real life. and they get off when we get pissed at them.
i know i must miss many great things in forum now, but i rarely read any anon comments. yes i do realize he has in a way beat me. but it is better to miss something funny then to get pissed of because some loser speaks :D

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RE: Anonymous

Jesus love you, man...

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RE: Anonymous

Yes I do, I love you all

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RE: Anonymous viva the retard

Thank you and all on just proving a piont now sow emof the anonymous are good post here the i was talking alway jumps on and y post on here tring to saty good thing about people if have an above avg IQ makes me a retard Viva the retard and piss on you all that trash people in here CC .
at laest Im man enought to put my id on here when i post

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RE: Anonymous viva the retard

Friend come on now. I think I can see a romance blossoming here.

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RE: Anonymous viva the retard

this entire post is just one huge fucking laugh-fest! I have never been so entertained in my short life. And I cannot believe how many unintelligent twats there are on here ... holy shit, I would hate to be a chathost on this site and have to try to decipher what people like chuck are saying. This guy gives a whole new meaning to the term illiterate ...

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RE: Anonymous viva the retard

Too right A Banana. He says he is not illiterate, just a bad typer.

Oily hands from the sick adult shows he gives his "following" is the real reason behind the bollocks this guy posts.

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RE: Anonymous viva the retard

lol Bunnie, damn straight! And there is really no such thing as a "bad typer" ... he clearly does not know how to spell and in my book that equals either illiteracy or just extreme stupidity. As someone else has said, he should check his spelling before hitting the send button.

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RE: Anonymous viva the retard

or english isnt his first language, but i suppose that would be too difficult for you too princes amongst men to grasp

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RE: Anonymous viva the retard

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=to
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=too
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=two

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RE: Anonymous viva the retard

The guy is a yank. American English that bad Anonymous?

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RE: Anonymous

http://www.mc.edu/campus/users/dabbs/Pictures/SMUK%20barf-hund%202!.jpg

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RE: Anonymous

I love this I really dont give a damn what any of you think of me have your fun at least your not trashing some one else

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RE: Anonymous

chuck, buddy, i know you're heart is in the right place, but you have to understand that when you start with the name calling and start letting it be known that you think of yourself as something better than someone else, it breeds resentment and ill will. you only embitter those who you judge to be behaving badly into behaving even worse.
i trust that you're a stand up guy and that you honestly believe yourself to be in the right, but no matter how strong the temptation, i think it's best not to be too hard on or to be too harsh in your admonishments of those whom you disapprove.
lead by example, let your even temper and good will be something others can admire and aspire to emulate.
don't bother yourself with the nastiness even a bit and just be the nice, decent, hell of a guy i'm sure you really are. :)

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friend!

Where is Marijka? missed her terribly.
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RE: friend!

aim better next time

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RE: friend!

she is full time webmaster now.............agreed a facinating woman but gone from cc.....................

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