General Forum
RE: dilemma
i don't think all hosts lie. i think it is a human trait that some posess and others don't. Not all members are out for a cheap thrill and not all hosts are out to rip people off. I would consider some of the hosts here to honest and great people
RE: dilemma
Nobody here is looking for a "cheap" thrill. Cheap thrills can be found on any of 1000 free video sites available online. This is an expensive thrill and the host who convinces a guy she is in love is so much more expensive.
RE: dilemma
<<not all hosts are the same and there are genuine ones too...maybe not many, but they exists>>
They are all genuine people. But in the context of this job, most members are here just for a show, and most hosts are here just to make money. Not that there is anything wrong with either one of those things, but there are little lies, and lies used to defraud... it's those lies that raise flags.
They are all genuine people. But in the context of this job, most members are here just for a show, and most hosts are here just to make money. Not that there is anything wrong with either one of those things, but there are little lies, and lies used to defraud... it's those lies that raise flags.
RE: dilemma
host are here to make money, if they wanted to find a husband they would be on another web site, yes? Now when they are making money, they might find a nice sucker...opss, I mean nice member and start a relationship built on a foundation of "you pay to chat with me". How can you trust a girl like this?
RE: dilemma
its impossible to trust or beleive any host here, al they here 4 is de money, will do , say anything including conn and cheat just to get the $$$, How could anyone ever marry a chathost??/ get real,,,,imagine teling ur future children u met your partner on a porn site,,, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, happy Christmas to all,
RE: dilemma
<<How could anyone ever marry a chathost?>>
Talk about calling the pot kettle black. Why should any woman marry some wanker-loser who spends his free time jacking-off to naked women on a porn site?
Talk about calling the pot kettle black. Why should any woman marry some wanker-loser who spends his free time jacking-off to naked women on a porn site?
RE: dilemma
" How could anyone ever marry a chathost?? "
By simply saying " Yes, I do"
Familly doesn't have to know everything :P
By simply saying " Yes, I do"
Familly doesn't have to know everything :P
RE: dilemma
LMAO!you members who think all hosts are here only to make money use that poor human trait of judging people by your standards which apparently are very low.i actually have the opposite problem in that i have a great blossoming friendship with a host here.we chat in text & yahoo but she will not have video with me,not for any reason.she said she does not want my money.before you start babbling with reasons its not like she hides anything from me,as far as i can tell.
RE: dilemma
Well you will learn,,,,, safer to stick to Sanat Claus......have a nice day you all.............wow, marry a chathost !!!!!!! roll on the 22 century........
RE: dilemma
who mentioned about marriage here? i was talking about believing a host or not....i dont believe that u never had a discussion with a host or u didnt want to know her better...and if yes....what was that made u believe that she was lying?
RE: dilemma
Wierd ideas some guys still have about marriage. So, only wed her if she is chaste, always had enough money to be ultra-respectable but, for him only, she is an alley-cat in the bedroom!
No wonder that most marriages don't work cos ppl have such unrealistic expectations, especially some foolish men here.
No wonder that most marriages don't work cos ppl have such unrealistic expectations, especially some foolish men here.
RE: Re--visa stuff
U have 90 days from the time she gets in the US with a Fiance Visa to get married.That should give u more than enough time to figure out if its love or her just using you.Good luck.
RE: Re--visa stuff
Not sure I would agree 90 days is really long enough to get a great idea whether the whole thing would work to be honest. In any relationship everyone makes more effort at the beginning. This is not saying she is trying to con you, just that people can change/ grow apart after the initial excitement of a relationship
RE: Re--visa stuff
you would get better advice from the US Immigration web site not some porn site. The short answer is yes, you will have to return to your home country. Getting married and then a quick divorce does not mean you get to stay in the US. If you seperate for him, he is responsible for all you do (legal & ilegal) and would face fines or jail time for fraud.
RE: Re--visa stuff
The Fiancee Visa is not easy to get. You have to file a lot of paper work, pay a lot of fees, background check, physical exam, she has to be interviewed by a US consular official and wait..sometimes a long time. Then she comes to the US...you get married. You have to then file for her to get a green card based on marriage. More forms, fingerprints, more fees...and finally she gets a provisional green card. Good for 2 years.....at the end of the two years you have to reprove you are still married...joint accounts, tax returns, etc. At any point in this process if she skips on you ....you can inform the INS in your opinion she married you soled for the purpose of obtaining legal residence and her sweet little ass will be back on the Volga before you can say...Da.
RE: Re--visa stuff
Adding to whay WTF said. I believe in a 5 year period, after she gets papers, the guy can go and try to convince INS that the marriage was papers only. If successful, her papers are pulled and she is booted out, and I believe banned from ever obtaining another visa to the US. Don't know for sure, these are all things I've heard from others.
RE: Re--visa stuff
Making pronouncements based on what you "heard from others" is not smart. The American can't arbitrarily get her papers yanked. He must PROVE fraud and even them it's not certain. His best protection is to have all investments and real property put into an Irrevokable Trust asap - well before any visa applications.
RE: Re--visa stuff
< the guy can go and try to convince INS that the marriage was for papers only. If successful, her papers are pulled and she is booted out >
I do believe that's what I said. Maybe not in the same way as you, but with the same meaning.
I do believe that's what I said. Maybe not in the same way as you, but with the same meaning.
dear WTF
The Fiancee Visa is very easy to get as long as you fill out the forms properly, pay the fees and are patient.
The applicant must also visit her and it is advisable to take lots of photos. save all IM chats and letters and receipts from the trips. If he truly has doubts about her he should pass.
The applicant must also visit her and it is advisable to take lots of photos. save all IM chats and letters and receipts from the trips. If he truly has doubts about her he should pass.
RE: Re--visa stuff
actually getting the fiance visa is not that difficult and it takes about 9 months and maybe $3,000.oo ti the right lawyers.......there are no fees to embassies or anyone else
RE: Re--visa stuff
are you really from the US dude? ... if so damn, you're another one who slipped through the "no child left behind" net ...
RE: Re--visa stuff
Read the orginal post....the English structure shows that the question is being ask by a Host...pretending to be a member
RE: Re--visa stuff
oh my, what a heinous, despicable act! How could anyone be so deceitful! My faith in humanity has been sorely tested!
RE: Re--visa stuff
there is probably an american reading this who is thinking of getting married to a russian girl (with poor english) - and i hope alarm bells are ringing very very loud for him if she is only planning on staying with him for a couple of months
RE: Re--visa stuff
I wouldn't honour the divorce, or I would take your ass to court and ensure you get sent back.
To are one very low person.
To are one very low person.
ImNotYourFriend
are you now known as ATotalDickhead?
You appear to have disappeared... :(((((
You appear to have disappeared... :(((((
RE: Happy Birthday Max!
MAAAX!!! 8-))))
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, sweet!
kisses and hugs to u :-*:-*:-*:-*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, sweet!
kisses and hugs to u :-*:-*:-*:-*
RE: Happy Birthday Max!
wow what a shock and nice surprise. thank you so much i am almost lost for words
max
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max
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RE: Happy Birthday Max!
Max is my friend, a sweet and reliable person and he deserve to be celebrated in big style.
RE: Happy Birthday Max!
i am proud to be considered your friend and thank you for the lovely things you have done
Max
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Max
xxx
RE: Happy Birthday Max!
tnx Nadeen for clearing that up lol
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take care honey
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take care honey
RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!
awwwwwww my sweetheart...
(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)
miss you too :P
my love (K)
(K)(K)(K)(K)(K)
miss you too :P
my love (K)
RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!
Yeah, itsy, bitsy, missy, pissy, kissy, pleasy, peepsy, LOL!
RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!
I just glad i still have your panties for sniffy sniffy...kissess booboo...
charles
charles
RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!
oh tipsy, would luv to lick those wet fingers of urs. cant wait 4 our next wet vid, no need to wear anything... its just u i need, just like last time babe, hehehe
RE: to WTF...
awww Billy, sweetie, have to tell you a secret: NG is a girl, but shhhhh.... :P
hope ur doing ok
miss you
kisses
hope ur doing ok
miss you
kisses
RE: To Triksy , Mixy, Pixy,Vixy!!
He also says the same to me. they talk about hosts and members are worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: to john and whoever else
Yes, baby, c'mon in my vid, we'll go wild together.
loool jeez, what a crap
loool jeez, what a crap
RE: OMG
Ya, especially every time when triksy loses that lovely wet black thong, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Protohumour
Protohumor
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A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before.
2. Find Amelia Earhart yet?
3. Can you hear me NOW?
4. Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!
5. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
6. You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.
7. Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?
8. You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You
do the Hokey Pokey...
9. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!
10. If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!
11. Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.
12. You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?
13. Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
head is not, in fact, up there?
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A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before.
2. Find Amelia Earhart yet?
3. Can you hear me NOW?
4. Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!
5. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
6. You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.
7. Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?
8. You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You
do the Hokey Pokey...
9. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!
10. If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!
11. Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.
12. You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?
13. Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
head is not, in fact, up there?
joke
Havent posted a joke for a while...this is probably why..its crap..but here goes...
A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he noticed that something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and there was no response from his pilot.
The blind man felt around for the radio, then called the radio tower in a panic, "Help! Help!"
The tower quickly responded and asked, "What's the problem?"
The blind man yelled frantically, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!"
The tower acknowledged the man and asked calmly, "Sir, how do you know you're upside down?"
Replied the blind man, "Because the shit is runnin' down my back!"
A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he noticed that something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and there was no response from his pilot.
The blind man felt around for the radio, then called the radio tower in a panic, "Help! Help!"
The tower quickly responded and asked, "What's the problem?"
The blind man yelled frantically, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!"
The tower acknowledged the man and asked calmly, "Sir, how do you know you're upside down?"
Replied the blind man, "Because the shit is runnin' down my back!"
Blowjob:-))
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.
When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night? No one will show up..."
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."
"No! I've said NO!"
"My love... Don't be like that..."
At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night? No one will show up..."
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."
"No! I've said NO!"
"My love... Don't be like that..."
At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
Treat someone like you would want to be treated
i been having a look at these posts, and sometimes i read what people say, some people are nice to others, some people are not and want to just ruin someones life, but one thing is weather your a host or a member we are all like each other after all we are human beings flesh andf blood so why not try and respect people, weather it be a host or a member , yeah host are here but do not blame people we all try to make a living through life, some off us find happiness in special ways weather it be on this site or in any other manner we all want to be happy
RE: Treat someone like you would want to be treated
Yes Anon the golden rule of life has to be constantly renewed.
And why? Because the devil is in the details of life and CC is no exception. This is a role playing site as well as a porn site. Take role playing and add a dash of sex and money and you have all the ingrediants for mischief and bad behavior.
Given that I think its impossible to not be disappointed at times here; however there are those few min. of redemption too.......so don't dispare and focus more on the "real world" :)
And why? Because the devil is in the details of life and CC is no exception. This is a role playing site as well as a porn site. Take role playing and add a dash of sex and money and you have all the ingrediants for mischief and bad behavior.
Given that I think its impossible to not be disappointed at times here; however there are those few min. of redemption too.......so don't dispare and focus more on the "real world" :)
RE: Treat someone like you would want to be treated
Hosts and members are alike ????????
Members tell the truth Hosts lie
Members are charming Hosts are rude
Members are good looking Hosts are ugly
Members just think about others Hosts just think about themselves
Members wnat to be friends Hosts just want money
So I say treat people as bad as you can before they do it to you.
Members tell the truth Hosts lie
Members are charming Hosts are rude
Members are good looking Hosts are ugly
Members just think about others Hosts just think about themselves
Members wnat to be friends Hosts just want money
So I say treat people as bad as you can before they do it to you.
RE: Treat someone like you would want to be treated
I'm not confused with your post.....just dont know with which of two cakes punch to your face :-))))....do u like creams? or chocolate? :-//
RE: Treat someone like you would want to be treated
Does that mean our friendship is over already?
Cream or chocolate either is good for me.
Cream or chocolate either is good for me.
RE: Treat someone like you would want to be treated
NO! it's not over!...just begining :D....that's why i've asked: wanted to do u a favour :-)))
ok, i thik it will be a chocolate cake (will look nicier on your face)......ready?
ok, i thik it will be a chocolate cake (will look nicier on your face)......ready?
How come?
Why is there so much anger and hostility and suffering and sadness in the world?
I don't think it's right, how 'bout you?
I don't think it's right, how 'bout you?
RE: How come?
There must be darkness for there to be light. If none of those things existed, neither would happiness.
dunno, but time's tickin'
"Tick Tock"
as performed by Stevie Ray and Jimmie Vaughan
by Jimmie Vaughan, Nile Rodgers, Lynn Williams
One night while sleeping in my bed
I had a beautiful dream
That all the people of the world got together
On the same wavelength
And began helping one another
Now in this dream universal love was the theme of the day
Peace and understanding and it happened this way
The sick, the hungry, had smiles on their faces
The tired and the homeless had family all around
The streets and the cities were all beautiful places
And the walls came tumblin' down
People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
And the children of the world look forward to a future
Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
I had a vision of blue skies from sea to shining sea
All the trees in the forest stood strong and tall again
Everything was clean and pretty and safe for you and me
The worst of enemies became the best of friends
People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
And the children of the world look forward to a future
Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
(time keeps on keeping on)
Remember that,
(time's tickin' away)
Remember that
People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
And the children of the world look forward to a future
Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
Remeber that
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
from the Epic/Associated cd Family Style by the Vaughan Brothers
as performed by Stevie Ray and Jimmie Vaughan
by Jimmie Vaughan, Nile Rodgers, Lynn Williams
One night while sleeping in my bed
I had a beautiful dream
That all the people of the world got together
On the same wavelength
And began helping one another
Now in this dream universal love was the theme of the day
Peace and understanding and it happened this way
The sick, the hungry, had smiles on their faces
The tired and the homeless had family all around
The streets and the cities were all beautiful places
And the walls came tumblin' down
People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
And the children of the world look forward to a future
Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
I had a vision of blue skies from sea to shining sea
All the trees in the forest stood strong and tall again
Everything was clean and pretty and safe for you and me
The worst of enemies became the best of friends
People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
And the children of the world look forward to a future
Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
(time keeps on keeping on)
Remember that,
(time's tickin' away)
Remember that
People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
And the children of the world look forward to a future
Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
Remeber that
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people
Time's tickin' away
from the Epic/Associated cd Family Style by the Vaughan Brothers
It's a funny world
(What's So Funny 'Bout)Peace, Love And Understanding
as performed by Elvis Costello
written by Nick Lowe
As I walk through
This wicked world
Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity.
I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain and hatred, and misery?
And each time I feel like this inside,
There's one thing I wanna know:
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?
And as I walked on
Through troubled times
My spirit gets so downhearted sometimes
So where are the strong
And who are the trusted?
And where is the harmony?
Sweet harmony.
'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry.
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?
So where are the strong?
And who are the trusted?
And where is the harmony?
Sweet harmony.
'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry.
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?
as performed by Elvis Costello
written by Nick Lowe
As I walk through
This wicked world
Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity.
I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain and hatred, and misery?
And each time I feel like this inside,
There's one thing I wanna know:
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?
And as I walked on
Through troubled times
My spirit gets so downhearted sometimes
So where are the strong
And who are the trusted?
And where is the harmony?
Sweet harmony.
'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry.
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?
So where are the strong?
And who are the trusted?
And where is the harmony?
Sweet harmony.
'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry.
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding? Ohhhh
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?
RE: How come?
Never seat down to cry over the tragedy and help the ones that needs it. Humanity is helping others in need and neccessity, merely watching it makes you a sadistic spectator.
RE: How come?
<< Why is there so much anger and hostility and suffering and sadness in the world? >>
What kind of silly assed, moronic question is that? I'll check back after I get back from picking up my anti-depressant meds.
What kind of silly assed, moronic question is that? I'll check back after I get back from picking up my anti-depressant meds.
RE: escort
do the search by catagory, i think there is such a cat here
or are you asking for real contact?
in which case state you location and your desire and im thinking you may better reply
or are you asking for real contact?
in which case state you location and your desire and im thinking you may better reply
RE: escort
yes, there are some, but mostly the girls go to that category because it is less populated
RE: escort
May i ask silly question? Escort means that girl just meet in real, entertain, talk, make a company to some trips? Or sexual part is automaticly included too?
RE: escort
In my humble opinion this category it's illegal and it's better if will be closed It sound like an invitation to prostitution!
RE: escort
Prostitution is legal in some countries (mostly Europe). Plus escort doesnt neccesarelly imply sex (teoretically).
RE: escort
it's not necessary be an expert to understand what does mean this category... and may be prostituion it's legal in some country but the abetment of prostitution it's always illegal or i'm wrong?
RE: escort
Yeah I am an expert alright...I havent had sex in 3 years or so. Do u think I qualify?:)
RE: escort
lol.... you're alright Joy. ;) i like a woman with a sense of humor. As a nunscort... is it your job to slip into a sexy dress and seduce men... into going to church? Or do you provide some other service? Anyway nunscorts would certainly make Sunday Mass a lot more interesting. lol
RE: escort
from my understanding an escort is just as it is implied, she will be your escort for the evening, however a ''happyending'' can be requested, althou it she be stated before hand , that way he doesnt assume sex will be involved.
umm umm
so ive ahh heard , from someone.
p.s.
in massachusetts prices start at $200 per hour or $2,500 the whole night.
not including the nightcap
umm umm
so ive ahh heard , from someone.
p.s.
in massachusetts prices start at $200 per hour or $2,500 the whole night.
not including the nightcap
RE: ...and what about u?
Max Max Max how many times do I have to explain it to you.
Its because you are the milkman.
Nadeen I liked your joke I didnt understand it but I liked it
Its because you are the milkman.
Nadeen I liked your joke I didnt understand it but I liked it
RE: ...and what about u?
Aha with this reply I now understand the joke. I get there in the end.
Thank you Nadeen. Your cute anyway so it doesn't matter if your jokes arent funny.
Thank you Nadeen. Your cute anyway so it doesn't matter if your jokes arent funny.
RE: ...and what about u?
AWW! thx :-)...your so nice...and not an idiot at all as i've thought before :D
only kidding ;)
kisssss
only kidding ;)
kisssss
RE: ...and what about u?
maybe it is not a joke!
maybe she just wants to know, if we want, that our children should look like their fathers.
maybe!
maybe she just wants to know, if we want, that our children should look like their fathers.
maybe!
RE: ...and what about u?
i have enough of my own problems now without a paternity suite being filed...they ain't my kids ok...lol
RE: ...and what about u?
Saw the light at the end of the tunnel once...then found out it was a train heading straight towards me
:-)) missed me though lol
:-)) missed me though lol
RE: ALEX!!! HELP!
is this a joke? cuz if it is, I'm not laughing...lol
good try nadeen, I'm sure I couldn't tell a joke in your native tongue, but I would like to try your tongue oneday, just let me know when :)
good try nadeen, I'm sure I couldn't tell a joke in your native tongue, but I would like to try your tongue oneday, just let me know when :)
Look In The Mirror:-))
Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees fat/pimples/UGLY. (Mom I can't go to school looking like this!)
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too/short/too tall, too straight/too curly"- but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, so she goes anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/ too thin, too short/to tall too straight/too curly"- but says: "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes where ever she wants to.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world.
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees fat/pimples/UGLY. (Mom I can't go to school looking like this!)
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too/short/too tall, too straight/too curly"- but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, so she goes anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/ too thin, too short/to tall too straight/too curly"- but says: "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes where ever she wants to.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world.
RE: Look In The Mirror:-))
Whenever I look in the morror I see a good looking virile strong handsome man.
I really must change the angle of it so it shows my reflection rather than that poster on the bedroom wall.
I really must change the angle of it so it shows my reflection rather than that poster on the bedroom wall.
RE: Look In The Mirror:-))
age 90: forgets the purple hat, and wears a smile and her birthday suit instead.
age 100+: enjoys her cake, throws it around.
at that age, what are they going to do?
ground her?
at age 110: you mean im still here? WOW!
age 100+: enjoys her cake, throws it around.
at that age, what are they going to do?
ground her?
at age 110: you mean im still here? WOW!
RE: Look In The Mirror:-))
on burial, laying in coffin:
"Do i look like Sleeping Beauty?...hope so" :D
"Do i look like Sleeping Beauty?...hope so" :D
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
I don't know, I might be the only one thinking so, but I don't care. It sounds like jealousy to me, not that you care about kids.
I'm not sure if you noticed the world we live in, but few kids will be affected by seeing the belly of a girl, or the butt. Even the breasts wouldn't be such a big shock, but they can't find that in non adult. They see women half naked in the streets, daily, wherever they go ( unless if it's a really cold place ) so I don't see how come you're concerned about this.
It's not the girls' duty to show less in their pictures, but the parents' duty to be more attentive to what their kids are doing.
I said to a girl that her pics aren't quite non adult and I got some interesting replies.. It was a remark, nothing more, it's not like it's my problem.. just like I don't think it's your problem.
I'm not sure if you noticed the world we live in, but few kids will be affected by seeing the belly of a girl, or the butt. Even the breasts wouldn't be such a big shock, but they can't find that in non adult. They see women half naked in the streets, daily, wherever they go ( unless if it's a really cold place ) so I don't see how come you're concerned about this.
It's not the girls' duty to show less in their pictures, but the parents' duty to be more attentive to what their kids are doing.
I said to a girl that her pics aren't quite non adult and I got some interesting replies.. It was a remark, nothing more, it's not like it's my problem.. just like I don't think it's your problem.
RE: jealousy? ha ha thats a laugh!
hey! my message was clearly in before psy's....that award is mine, damn it!
btw, the non-adult category isn't meant to protect wee ones from seeing the naughty naughty, it's meant only to appease and profit off the prudes who think themselves better for pretending not to be perverts.
if cc really wanted to protect children, they'd make none of this site available without first logging in.
not to mention that the only way to even get to the non-adult category is to first click "who's online" - a page with pics more racey than the rules allow for non-adult hosts, and a page likely to list delightfully non-adult screen names such as "jerkoffwithme" "nasty4anal".
btw, the non-adult category isn't meant to protect wee ones from seeing the naughty naughty, it's meant only to appease and profit off the prudes who think themselves better for pretending not to be perverts.
if cc really wanted to protect children, they'd make none of this site available without first logging in.
not to mention that the only way to even get to the non-adult category is to first click "who's online" - a page with pics more racey than the rules allow for non-adult hosts, and a page likely to list delightfully non-adult screen names such as "jerkoffwithme" "nasty4anal".
RE: jealousy? ha ha thats a laugh!
If, and i repeat if, u are american girl, and had all u ever wanted, u would not be here as a chat host...say all u want, but i will have this argument with u all u want...me i can say i have all i wanted, but we all want more, u are are in a cat, of family and friends, so obviously u want more...yes u dont say that, but dont be saying u have all u want....if u do, u are are more .........u fill in the blank...than i ever gave u credit for
RE: jealousy? ha ha thats a laugh!
> If, and i repeat if, u are american girl, and had all u ever wanted,
> u would not be here as a chat host...
Do you really think that all chathosts are here because they need to earn for living?
> u would not be here as a chat host...
Do you really think that all chathosts are here because they need to earn for living?
RE: jealousy? ha ha thats a laugh!
I agree with Fancy! Can you believe my husband is jealous that my possession is growing??..I couldnt believe my ears when I heard him last Sunday...he was NOT jealous of who is watching me!
RE: jealousy? ha ha thats a laugh!
fancy, i was repeating her, she said she has all she wants, then why is she here, to meet new friends, if that was the case, then why not be in yahoo or free site, where people dont pay to chat
RE: jealousy? ha ha thats a laugh!
and how do u know, im not using dads, remember me log in on here....lol
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
Once I see my first belly or butt or breast of a girl I will let you know if it has affected me.
Do you still count as a child at 38 years old?
Do you still count as a child at 38 years old?
RE: Honoring CC rules and respecting what they ask of us.
I can see from your witty and well thought out reply anonymous that you are anything but boring.
It must be a hoot being at parties with you.
It must be a hoot being at parties with you.
RE: Honoring CC rules and respecting what they ask of us.
honoring cc....lol
why dont u start a crusade, to stop non adault hosts to stop nude in 121....lol
why dont u start a crusade, to stop non adault hosts to stop nude in 121....lol
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
does it really matter?
i know one host who did get in trouble for ''showing too much skin''
seeing her photos, the was just stupid because there wasnt even a hint of sexuality, yet i see constantly another host in non adult being very openly sexual, ''constanly'' cuz im always looking at them :D
if the RULE is something about ''trasparent garments''
then CC should make the overlay ''members only'' that you place over your photos LESS transparent, because i can see thou it.
Lastly
i was hoping your title was leading me to some N-A hosts that get naked. because there ae many boobs i want to see in N-A
i know one host who did get in trouble for ''showing too much skin''
seeing her photos, the was just stupid because there wasnt even a hint of sexuality, yet i see constantly another host in non adult being very openly sexual, ''constanly'' cuz im always looking at them :D
if the RULE is something about ''trasparent garments''
then CC should make the overlay ''members only'' that you place over your photos LESS transparent, because i can see thou it.
Lastly
i was hoping your title was leading me to some N-A hosts that get naked. because there ae many boobs i want to see in N-A
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
If you are so concerned about following the rules Diane then why did you strip for me in 121? sounds very much like "do as i say and not as i do" LOL
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
Actually i don't understand what damage to children's psyhical health can bring wet t-shirts or even lingirie - all of it is possible to observe on tv, beach & even streets... & nothing bad even if children will see nude body - its natural...
But its understandable what damage may bring breaking-rules-non-adult-hosts to non-adult-hosts-who-never-break-rules. & why second one's should suffer? As i understand, rules r common for everybody.
But its understandable what damage may bring breaking-rules-non-adult-hosts to non-adult-hosts-who-never-break-rules. & why second one's should suffer? As i understand, rules r common for everybody.
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
You are indeed correct 'chathostK'
However, this is why A Little Shy Category exists for those who wish to show more. They break the rules this way, simply because there is too much competition in the little shy category.
However, this is why A Little Shy Category exists for those who wish to show more. They break the rules this way, simply because there is too much competition in the little shy category.
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
Please don't delete the picture of the host with the coke can up her ass...that is a classic. Are you serious? No nudity in adult hosts pictures...that is how we member know whether the host is going to cough up the goodies or just pretend she is Mary Poppins....
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
yes you nailed the reason. too much competition in shy so they go to non adult and break the rules. girls if you wish to advertise with your pictures that you strip GO TO ADULT CATEGORY. another thing. anyone without a credit card can read profile pages and some are very suggestive. nothing against adult activity. just do it in the right category and prevent minors from reading suggestive profile pages in a supposedly non adult category.
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
I agree with chathostk.. There are semi naked ppl in and around or lives to make no difference, and as chathostk says, u can see a girl nearly anywhere these days half naked, like on the beach for example.. Bikinis, in mail order catalogues also is lingerie etc.. So no matter where u look u will see semi nude or half naked ppl.. No big deal, you can`t protect the kids from everything, that would mean locking them up in the house till they r 16-18...
But non-adult category is fine with me.. The girls there should be allowed to be sexy, show the belly r butt or whatever, just as long as they haven`t got it their breasts or whatever hanging out.. Which would be against the rules for that category.. I know a few girls in non-adult that got penalty points just for showing of her belly button..
And another for showing off her butt in jeans.... Like WTF is that all about......
If it was me i would rather see the girls be sexy, but no nudity in the pics for non-adult... Cos it gets a bit hard to post pics that r different from a face shot, gets boring seeing face all the time...
And 1sweet i seen ur pics to and i`m surprised u didn`t get penalty points for having such a low cut top on.. I can see ur cleavage.. And a few girls have got penalty points for less than what ur showing.... But i don`t mean this is mean way 1sweet... Its just i think (and i know i`m wrong most time... 100% of the times:P) if the girls wanna be sexy in what they wear and want to show off in a non-nude way then let them... After all it will bring in more members to see them instead of just pics all the same.... :)
Anyway.. i`m sure i haven`t really said what i really wanna put across here but what the hell i tried... :)
Take care 1sweet and all non-adult girls... And happy sexy pics:D
But non-adult category is fine with me.. The girls there should be allowed to be sexy, show the belly r butt or whatever, just as long as they haven`t got it their breasts or whatever hanging out.. Which would be against the rules for that category.. I know a few girls in non-adult that got penalty points just for showing of her belly button..
And another for showing off her butt in jeans.... Like WTF is that all about......
If it was me i would rather see the girls be sexy, but no nudity in the pics for non-adult... Cos it gets a bit hard to post pics that r different from a face shot, gets boring seeing face all the time...
And 1sweet i seen ur pics to and i`m surprised u didn`t get penalty points for having such a low cut top on.. I can see ur cleavage.. And a few girls have got penalty points for less than what ur showing.... But i don`t mean this is mean way 1sweet... Its just i think (and i know i`m wrong most time... 100% of the times:P) if the girls wanna be sexy in what they wear and want to show off in a non-nude way then let them... After all it will bring in more members to see them instead of just pics all the same.... :)
Anyway.. i`m sure i haven`t really said what i really wanna put across here but what the hell i tried... :)
Take care 1sweet and all non-adult girls... And happy sexy pics:D
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
Are you really bothered about 'kiddies' stumbling across this site?!?!? Any self respecting kid with internet savvy wouldnt bother with CC, there's a world of weird, bizarre and explicit porn freely available for anyone with access to a computer. Seeing slightly 'risque' pics on CC is not going to warp the mind of little Johnny.
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
Agree with HSBC, there are hundreds of other live web cam sites that show girls in their panties rubbing their crotch, nipples half way showing, now some prude is getting bent out of shape over a few pics?? I'll tell you what Miss Diane, I'll agree with your view of non-adult girls ONLY having non-adult pics when adult girls ONLY have adult pics (nudity, toys penetrating, etc). Agreed?
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
Why not just take care of your own business and let camcontacts worry about enforcing their rules?
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
If they are trying to dress sexy, to get people in 121, as about 85% do, yes i go in comm chat, and get adverts, as anyone can, when talking private, and tell them u want, after u see them in video, to get to know, then why not just go, in is.....the only reason they do pics so sexy is that, no other reason, and if u think we believe, u just pay video, to look at that sexy pic.......ooops, forgot, u dont go video anymore...but, there is no such thing for non adualt here, we all know this.....if u include, bra and panties, as a adult, if u dont, then maybe 1% of all hosts on this site could be classified as that....
Mike
Mike
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
After all the reading, i was like, girl, get a life, then i just realized, this is your normal plot, create, a issue, so u get a big thread, is your sneaky way of self advertising...not bad.....lol
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
"..I've had all I've ever wanted.."
Some brains wouldn`t harm you,American girl . You`re so damn full of shit,a true infatuated bitch. Kids safety,eh ? Why don`t you get a job in a kindergarden or school and teach them how to spread and fake ONLY in one2one? Why stay among the mediocre people if you`re so damn good ? Jealousy ain`t a laugh,it`s a fact..oh,and for a NON-adult chathost,you play with a bit too much lube and other kinky stuff,but yeah I know..that was just a post in your forum..strictly NON-adult. You`re a joke,girlie .
Some brains wouldn`t harm you,American girl . You`re so damn full of shit,a true infatuated bitch. Kids safety,eh ? Why don`t you get a job in a kindergarden or school and teach them how to spread and fake ONLY in one2one? Why stay among the mediocre people if you`re so damn good ? Jealousy ain`t a laugh,it`s a fact..oh,and for a NON-adult chathost,you play with a bit too much lube and other kinky stuff,but yeah I know..that was just a post in your forum..strictly NON-adult. You`re a joke,girlie .
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
Lol
Have nothing more to say..
Diane, dear, if you're not jealous, then why mentioning at least 3-4 times ( I ain't gonna look again through the posts to count) that you're not? Did I offens you? Oh, poor you.
Ok, not jealousy, call it envy, that girls that are taking some risks are making some more money ( yes, in 1 2 1 or simply in open vid ) .
It's not my job to respect the rules, as long as I don't work here, and many said it already, you find more nudity at the next street corner, than you find sometimes in non adult.
Take your arrogance and calm down. Do your job, who doesn't, will get punished, and that's it, it's not your problem. You have kids? Take care of them, case closed.
Have nothing more to say..
Diane, dear, if you're not jealous, then why mentioning at least 3-4 times ( I ain't gonna look again through the posts to count) that you're not? Did I offens you? Oh, poor you.
Ok, not jealousy, call it envy, that girls that are taking some risks are making some more money ( yes, in 1 2 1 or simply in open vid ) .
It's not my job to respect the rules, as long as I don't work here, and many said it already, you find more nudity at the next street corner, than you find sometimes in non adult.
Take your arrogance and calm down. Do your job, who doesn't, will get punished, and that's it, it's not your problem. You have kids? Take care of them, case closed.
RE: Non-Adult Girls Breaking Rules...
Rules are there to be respected!! If you wish to show your bra, go to A Little Shy.
This is not your site, its not the hosts site, its the owners site and they have rules which should be respected.
Go else where if your want to break the rules.... This issue also applys to the one2one feature many members whinge about.
This is not your site, its not the hosts site, its the owners site and they have rules which should be respected.
Go else where if your want to break the rules.... This issue also applys to the one2one feature many members whinge about.
RE: I started this thread so I could set back and be amused
"Everyone throwing insults at each other. "
and then
"Thanks to all of you a$$holes... I enjoyed it. "
I guess you had to fit the "crowd" huh? What makes you better now?
And I don't remember insulting you, but if you feel that way, not my problem.. Just remember you're not in any way superior.
and then
"Thanks to all of you a$$holes... I enjoyed it. "
I guess you had to fit the "crowd" huh? What makes you better now?
And I don't remember insulting you, but if you feel that way, not my problem.. Just remember you're not in any way superior.
RE: tell me why? simple question
catagory
price is okay
profile is blank, maybe try putting the things you enjoy talking about.
lastly, timing..when r u working.
other than that , good photos :D
price is okay
profile is blank, maybe try putting the things you enjoy talking about.
lastly, timing..when r u working.
other than that , good photos :D
RE: tell me why? simple question
She could work on her profile "mmm" is not an answer, but then again, few members read the profiles.
She could be a bit less casual, some make up wouldn't hurt..
And Friends and Familly category can be a problem.
Apart that, she's cute :)
She could be a bit less casual, some make up wouldn't hurt..
And Friends and Familly category can be a problem.
Apart that, she's cute :)
RE: tell me why? simple question
If a member was looking for girls in friends and family sections and there is a host not showing her face just part of her jeans/belt/t-shirt then there may be a tendency to assume she is not very attractive and so not even look at her profile.
And her description/comment of "im here! come in and we will....." does not really tempt a member into thinking she is someone funny/clever enough to spend money on chatting with a girl who (presumably) is not going to do a sexual show.
Maybe she could go to comm chat occasionally so that people see her name and so are interested enough to look at her photos and maybe go into chat from there.
But if you were looking through the non-adult sections I think it needs something special in comment/pictures/profile to be noticed enough for people to even consider going further.
But I never go to non-adult videos so maybe my opinion is worthless anyway, sorry
And her description/comment of "im here! come in and we will....." does not really tempt a member into thinking she is someone funny/clever enough to spend money on chatting with a girl who (presumably) is not going to do a sexual show.
Maybe she could go to comm chat occasionally so that people see her name and so are interested enough to look at her photos and maybe go into chat from there.
But if you were looking through the non-adult sections I think it needs something special in comment/pictures/profile to be noticed enough for people to even consider going further.
But I never go to non-adult videos so maybe my opinion is worthless anyway, sorry
RE: tell me why? simple question
Butterflyyy...you were absolutely correct in your assumption...good work.
RE: tell me why? simple question
as is so often the case wtf comes up with the honest if brutal answer!
RE: tell me why? simple question
I looked at her pictures a couple of times. Some are okay. If she had
more pics like yours, she would get more attention.
more pics like yours, she would get more attention.
Please give your honest advice ....
Dear all,
I'm 68, she's 18
She won't giver her phone number or email or home address
She says she loves me, but only wants to visit me in Europe ... if I pay for her trip in advance by sending her the cash
We've never had video, just chatted (once only for about 30mins)
She says she loves western gentlemen and believes I am her one
Be brutal please, I really do appreciate your valuable input.
Am I a complete twat for falling for this or an ass for making this shit up? ;)
I'm 68, she's 18
She won't giver her phone number or email or home address
She says she loves me, but only wants to visit me in Europe ... if I pay for her trip in advance by sending her the cash
We've never had video, just chatted (once only for about 30mins)
She says she loves western gentlemen and believes I am her one
Be brutal please, I really do appreciate your valuable input.
Am I a complete twat for falling for this or an ass for making this shit up? ;)
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
I can help you with my payment if you promise to go back on meds again,please !!
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
I don't understand.. U post it to give WTF&ko a reason to tell 100th time again how to treat girls as a trash & how bad all hosts here r?
I can't belive its a seriouse question..
I can't belive its a seriouse question..
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
grr im not ab it! I just think that this situation is born in imagination of topic starter for making new topic or smth else. So i'm just wondering what for it was - coz i will never believe that someone (& specially experienced 68 yo man) will still need advises in such situation.
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
My friend, if she hasn't given you her email address or phone number, then you're being scammed. Love isn't something that begins and ends with a CC shift.
At 68, you really should know better.
At 68, you really should know better.
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
did everyone miss the "am i an ass dor making this shit up
now everyone make sure you take the advice of the suckers
now everyone make sure you take the advice of the suckers
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
Go for it mate! she obviously likes the older man who knows what he's doing. I believe in her and I've never spoken to her.
When will my princess come!!!
;-)
When will my princess come!!!
;-)
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
Stop waisting your time and face the reality: don't you have enough signs for understanding you are not loved?
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
sorry to say but its your credit card thats loved not you. this is true for almost every member (99%).
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
" Plus... the love must be proved. If this girl loves you and wanna meet in real life, she can buy a ticket on her own and come to visit you. "
You have no idea what you're talking about. A ticket is at least 200 ( if we're talking only about Europe and to take the train, not the plane ). Maybe you don't know, but 200 is a lot. Really a lot for someone in Western Europe ( and who doesn't make lots of money on CC ) so, no matter how much the girl loves him, if she can't afford it, it doesn't mean she doesn't give a shit about him.
Love can be found here ( here I go again) or at least it can start here. It can't continue for too long here, or on the net.. But it can start here.
As for "Born in the last minute" well, if you're not being an ass and making fun of others, then she's making fun of you :P
Oh, and for "host" You're silly. Age has NOTHING to do with love.
You have no idea what you're talking about. A ticket is at least 200 ( if we're talking only about Europe and to take the train, not the plane ). Maybe you don't know, but 200 is a lot. Really a lot for someone in Western Europe ( and who doesn't make lots of money on CC ) so, no matter how much the girl loves him, if she can't afford it, it doesn't mean she doesn't give a shit about him.
Love can be found here ( here I go again) or at least it can start here. It can't continue for too long here, or on the net.. But it can start here.
As for "Born in the last minute" well, if you're not being an ass and making fun of others, then she's making fun of you :P
Oh, and for "host" You're silly. Age has NOTHING to do with love.
we do all realise this was a joke post don't we?
born in the last minute was clearly joking - and even said so in the last line of his post - so why are we talking as if this is true situation?? He is just putting together some of the posts from viewers forum etc from people asking advice in (sometimes) foolish situations
RE: we do all realise this was a joke post don't we?
I think this post proves that ppl often read what we want to and not what is there.
Also, ppl often read the caption and the first few lines, make their minds up and then jump in with both feet first.
I learnt a valuable lesson at school - harsh but valuable. We were given an exam and told to read all questions and instructions first before answering. Anyone who failed to do so was punished.
Question 1: Name
Question 2: age
Question 3:
question 10: Ignore questions 2 to 10
Anyone writing more than their name was punsihed.
Also, ppl often read the caption and the first few lines, make their minds up and then jump in with both feet first.
I learnt a valuable lesson at school - harsh but valuable. We were given an exam and told to read all questions and instructions first before answering. Anyone who failed to do so was punished.
Question 1: Name
Question 2: age
Question 3:
question 10: Ignore questions 2 to 10
Anyone writing more than their name was punsihed.
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
I agree with the last part, it's obvious that is all he said is true, she doesn't love him..
The only difference about the place where they meet is which one can afford it ;)
I believe that girls here aren't stupid, so they won't say ' I love you" 5 mins after ' you know, I need money" I hope, at least, girls are more subtle than this :))
The only difference about the place where they meet is which one can afford it ;)
I believe that girls here aren't stupid, so they won't say ' I love you" 5 mins after ' you know, I need money" I hope, at least, girls are more subtle than this :))
Born in the last minute
Thank you Anonymous & officeboy - only 2 who read it all
It was well worth wrtiing though!!
It was well worth wrtiing though!!
RE: Born in the last minute
I agree ... this is some funny fucking shit!! ... ever wonder how many other posts similar to this are made up? Hope you're sitting down for this, but even I, the paragon of truth, have been known to make things up from time to time ... I know, go figure!
RE: Born in the last minute
Wrong, you should've said
"me the bit about you being a banana wasn't made up"
:D
"me the bit about you being a banana wasn't made up"
:D
RE: Born in the last minute
Psy It took me a while to figure out what the hell you were talking about but I got there in the end.
If you see me tell him I hate him.
If you see me tell him I hate him.
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
pay her expenses NEVER send cash
get her there with a signed agreement as a servant that way she is obligated to do your cooking an cleaning. and pay herat the end of work period ( day,week, month ) never give advances and finailly. stash your valuables.
get her there with a signed agreement as a servant that way she is obligated to do your cooking an cleaning. and pay herat the end of work period ( day,week, month ) never give advances and finailly. stash your valuables.
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
I think you are an ass for making all this up. If your going to make up stories there could have been some nudity in it.
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
haha, it's good to see how many people actually read all of the postings or understand them before they toss in their advice.
RE: Please give your honest advice ....
hahaha Priceless! I am amazed that people don't read all the words :) Great job!
Some very common traits in two drunks:-))
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."
A joke: The Blonde and the Alligator.
A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the
Everglades. She
wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes
in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were
asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no
haggle on prices"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Well then,
maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so
I can get a pair
of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little
lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to
catch an alligator
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home,
he pulls over to
the side of the levee where he spots that same young
woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he
spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning
speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it
onto the slimy
bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were seven more of
the dead creatures,
all lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its
back. Rolling her
eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration,
she shouts out
"SHIT... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
Everglades. She
wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes
in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were
asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no
haggle on prices"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Well then,
maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so
I can get a pair
of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little
lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to
catch an alligator
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home,
he pulls over to
the side of the levee where he spots that same young
woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he
spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning
speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it
onto the slimy
bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were seven more of
the dead creatures,
all lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its
back. Rolling her
eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration,
she shouts out
"SHIT... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
body art))))
i am intrested in body art)))) and i am searching for people who will teach me how to do it in proper way)))) i have added some pics to my profile but it was just training))))
come and suggest something interesting)))
i suppose that is interesting to draw on girls body, dont you think so)))))))))))))))
everything is reall)))))))))))LOL
come and suggest something interesting)))
i suppose that is interesting to draw on girls body, dont you think so)))))))))))))))
everything is reall)))))))))))LOL
RE: body art))))
Just my honest opinion that the human body cannot be improved upon, hence I am not a fan of body art. Worse yet is how tattoos have become fashionable. If you enjoy it, more power to you, but it's not for me.
RE: body art))))
An example of extreme body modification is Dennis Avner:
http://www.stalkingcat.net/
http://www.stalkingcat.net/
RE: my web-page
No one is asking you to lie or to flatter but rather to encourage and criticise in a constructive way.
If your post wasn't an attemp to get xKISSx down then I would hate to see what you posted when you were trying to do that.
If your post wasn't an attemp to get xKISSx down then I would hate to see what you posted when you were trying to do that.
waaaaaaaaa
it keeps raining here in my country and town and i cant go to the beach ....maybe i shud try the solar :-s
RE: waaaaaaaaa
I live 15 minutes from the beach in my country. It has not rained for almost 2 days now. I think I'll head on over to the beach and check the new bikini designs for this summer or better yet, how they look on the wearers :p
RE: Where is?
i had heard something about that (seriously) but didn't know it was full time. she will be missed very much!
RE: Where is?
she had bad experince in sex and became mad. thaths why she run away even from CC