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after 1 season, they change the Dr.
after 2 seasons, he gets a new companion.
daleks, cybermen, hopefully the Master
shows up eventually.

viva la Timelords!

Who has the best pictures in profiles?

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HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I HAD THIS NICK IT SEAMED TO ME THAT I HAD MANY MEMBERS)))) BUT WHEN I HAVE CHANGED THE NICK EVERYBODY LEFT ME)))) WERE THEY REALL FRIENDS TO ME? I9 FELL SORRY ABOUT IT )))) I MISS ALL OF YOU)))) PLEASE DONT FORGET ME)))))))) I STILL HERE)) AND WITH YOU AND WAIT FOR YOU MY OLD AND NEW MEMBERS)))))

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1 - How many months have 28 days?

2 - I am free for the taking through all of your life, Though given but once at birth. I am less than nothing in weight, but will fell the strongest of you if held.

3 - No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

4 - They follow and lead, but only as you pass. Dress yourself in darkest black,And they are darker still. Always they flee the light, Though without the sun there would be none.

5 - What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?

6 - Man walks over; man walks under; in time of war he burns asunder?

7 - With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless and tall; in the end, I rule all.

8 - Why do people go to bed?

9 - Sometimes I wave, sometimes I itch. I can grow very tall. I can be crossed with gold. What am I?

10 - I have many keys but usually only two or three locks. What am I?

See how many u can get ppl.. some r very obvious... :)

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Maybe a VERY BAD idea on my part i don`t know, but i have seen a few hosts try this.. getting a contest going.... So here goes...

A small contest from me... Seeing i like girls in jeans and love to see a lovely shapely backside in those jeans..
How about it girls, sending me a pic or 2 of u wearing jeans and showing ur gorgeous backsides in them... Only ur backsides (Butt, Ass) no need for topless or anything else. :P

The Prize... well if the girl can handle it they will get me in there one2one video for 90 mins.. Maybe longer depends on how we get along in video.. So how about it girls... Non-adult and adult are welcome to send pics....

I hope this will be just a bit of fun... But let me APOLOGISE now if i have offeneded any1 by posting this here...

Why most of you wear shorts and T-shorts on cam? You look like twins...and often a cap?And why you have written something american on your caps and T-shorts,for example-USA,or California,Colorado?Do you introduce yourself like that?Dont you have no other clothes there?European guys dress better..

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

two old ladies,gladys & madge were sitting together outside a flower show, passing the time of day.just sitting watching life pass them by.after a while madge said to gladys"jeez i'm so bored".gladys replied"me too,do you want to go see the flower show?" madge said"i'm so bored i could run naked through there"gladys laughed & said"i will give you $10 if you do it" madge thought & said"right its a deal" & took off all her clothes,then ran or ambled,as fast as her old legs would take her right throught the door of the flower show.gladys could not believe it & waited for the laughter & screams.minutes passed & nothing.she was starting to worry when suddenly there came loud clapping & cheering from the show.it continued & she wondered why they were cheerin, when out through the door came madge,a big smile on her face heading towards gladys.gladys told her"i was worried when i didn't hear anything for a while then heard all this clapping,i was expecting laughter or screams at seeing you naked.what happened?" madge replied"well it seems i won first prize for best dried flower arrangement

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When you were a tiny person and they used to make you go to school to learn junk and stuff, did you ever used to get bored and open up a dictionary to look up words like "scrotum" and "Dick test" just for giggles?

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Oh I say, you are all very silly indeed!

Japan suffered a resounding defeat on Friday at the International Whaling Commission, calming fears among conservationists that it might finally win enough support in the world body to start attacking a ban on whaling.

The commission voted against two proposals by Japan, one for secret ballots that it said would allow Caribbean and Pacific nations to back its pro-whaling stance without fear of reprisal, and another to prevent the IWC from discussing the fate of dolphins and porpoises as well as whales.

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is she at home? how good a show

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting.
"I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." said the younger nun.
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother," answered the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no" says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"And Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet." she answered. "As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the f**ing putt,didn't you?"


There's this pretty young thing out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another pretty young thing on the opposite bank. "Yoo hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second pretty young thing looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


A pretty young girl pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....
Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

A crowd had gathered around the Notre Dame Cathedral.All were looking up at the strange figure of Quasimodo the hunchbackas he perched on the ledge of the highest tower.Suddenly without warning he fell and landed with an almighty bang on the ground below the Tower.Luckily his fall had been softened by landing on his hunchback and as he looked back up at the Tower he was heard to mutter "Esmerelda,Esmerelda when i said toss me off that wasn't what i meant " ......

can you tell me when you have a new member come to your vid session and you see his cam and perhaps you dont like the members looks.
and he wants to get you know you and may be meet in real.
do you.
A tell him you do not do meet,s with members and hope he comes back to you any way.
B say maybe when you him better so you get more visits and more $$$$$$ or
C say yes you would love to and get even more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ or
D or are you told you have to be nice to members regardless .
thanks and please be honnest after all you do not have to say your
name.