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Microsoftie:-))
What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
RE: football
they are still there.none of you so called football experts epected that so they are now in the worlds top 16.italy is next domino to fall.they have more chance than choke united aka england!
RE: football
so why you laudh?as an aussie you should always believe & never give in or stop til the final whistle!
RE: football
it wont end in tears becasuse we have exceeded ours & all the so called experts expectations & we are proud os our teams because they never stop until the final whistle. choke united aka england couldn't win a chook raffle with all the tickets let alone the world cup.so the tears will be english,as usual
RE: football
oh , now u've done it, poster to max.. lol everyone will wanna know what a chook is now, lol
RE: football
its ok,its about time the world got educated to australian english....then they can enjoy words & language like we do"my old china plate"....haha
RE: football
Tell you what guys i actually agree that the Socceroo's have done great. I also agree in the past the English team have appeared to choke but think it has been down to pony decisions by the managers at the time as well. This time however I think we are going to win it. Good luck against Italy, hope you win again. I assume you understand the definition of pony :-))
each summer
Each summer the new batch of 18 year old Russian girls come from high school to cc. It's always fun to see the hot little girls and have fun with them.
It seems this new batch are put in non-adult categories but quickly do adult things if asked nicely. They are very sweet little girls. Be nice to them.
It seems this new batch are put in non-adult categories but quickly do adult things if asked nicely. They are very sweet little girls. Be nice to them.
to you EMANSI
Let me know when you are online so I can see your big nose again ha ha ha.
The ideea is that you kinda pissed me off with your emails...just leave me alone girl!!!! I am not atractted to you!
Jeez, some girls just don't get it is just a fun web site.
The ideea is that you kinda pissed me off with your emails...just leave me alone girl!!!! I am not atractted to you!
Jeez, some girls just don't get it is just a fun web site.
RE: to you EMANSI
"Jeez, some girls just don't get it is just a fun web site"
Yeah they consider it as a money making site..:P
Yeah they consider it as a money making site..:P
joke,i hope
a man walks into a bar with a crocodile.he stands in the middle of the bar & yells"everybody watch this!" he then unzips his pants & lets them fall to the ground.he grabs the crocodile forces its mouth open & puts his cock in its mouth.to the amazement of everyone the crocodile doesn't bite it off.he then grabs a cane & hits the crocodile over the head again & again.still it doesn't bite his cock off.he then says"who wants a go,it feels incredible"
a older lady puts her hand up & says
"i'lll have a go but don't hit me on the head with the cane"
a older lady puts her hand up & says
"i'lll have a go but don't hit me on the head with the cane"
RE: MEMBERS
Absolutely ..........not
i could just about live without football, can't live without girls. It is close though,lol
i could just about live without football, can't live without girls. It is close though,lol
RE: MEMBERS
LOL. Honey you know any combination of girls and balls is going to interest me. :-)
RE: it is possible?
Maybe. You would have to check to see what types of internet are available. If there are phone lines there, you might be able to. There may not be a local phone number to connect though, so you'd have to pay a lot for toll call. It really depends where you're talking about. DSL is less likely to be available. You need to check with internet providers in the area.
RE: it is possible?
yes its possible if you have an unwired internet connection like me.it has even been used out in the ocean.
happy days
just got back from holiday and read my thread of 8 jun thanks to captaincaveman u provided a sensible answer so now i understand
Why do men have nipples?
Why do men have nipples? what is their function? I understand I'm a mammal and mammals have nipples, but I'm not secreting milk anytime soon.
RE: Why do men have nipples?
Yeah in strip club its first thing they want to manipulate :) men have same nerves as women just less fat.................
RE: Why do men have nipples?
gala, u r killing me! hahahahahahaha
i hope your crazyness isnt infectious - i clicked on your post to answer it :-((
going to wash my mouse now with a soap :D
i hope your crazyness isnt infectious - i clicked on your post to answer it :-((
going to wash my mouse now with a soap :D
RE: Why do men have nipples?
well, you know, the nipples develop within first three weeks after the embryo appears inside a woman... but the gender of the baby is determined only after this period.. so the baby get a signal to be a girl, but the nipples are already developed... they have no function for a man.
RE: Why do men have nipples?
actually men can be induced to produce milk. aint whoremones gr8?
RE: Why do men have nipples?
My nipples have function... especially when you kiss them baby... mmmmmmmmmm
RE: Why do men have nipples?
See we all start out as females...then some have a brain deveop and become male lol
RE: Why do men have nipples?
My dear Max , this mean that no matter what u do u are still a pussy :D
oops, I mean God created the man first cos he needed a prototype for his Masterpiece :P
oops, I mean God created the man first cos he needed a prototype for his Masterpiece :P
RE: Why do men have nipples?
Actually he created Man first in order that he would get the chance to speak. That opportunity went immediately Woman arrived.
RE: Why do men have nipples?
But the joke is still on Eve. God never said Eve would be the one having the orgasms. You see when God had originally created Adam and Eve he had only given them the ability to have one orgasm each during their lifetimes. If Eve had listened more closely while God was explaining to her what multiple orgasms were she would have heard him say that she would be able to GIVE Adam more than one orgasm. Now you understand why men have orgasms every time they have sex, and why women are lucky if they even have an orgasm at all when they have sex. Thanks Eve! Now you understand why God and Adam were giggling and pointing at Eve when she thought she was wise and chose best. Adam actually ended up with both gifts.
RE: Why do men have nipples?
My nipples have a function Triksy....just give them a little kiss....
RE: Why do men have nipples?
"they have no function for a man"
Hope you'll find any function for them girls! Please use your imaginations.
Hope you'll find any function for them girls! Please use your imaginations.
RE: Why do men have nipples?
She was talking about a biological function, of course. Men couldn't stand breast feeding, I'm sure.
RE: To viewer shaker
Oh for fuck sake, here we go again with this bullshit!
Get a fucking room you two!!!!!!
Get a fucking room you two!!!!!!
RE: To viewer shaker
Id talk tohim in private or using private CCmail if I knew who is he.But he is too shyyyyyyyyy
RE: To viewer shaker
That was actually funny, I applaud you. Gortensia, I adore poetry and music as along with the other arts, I am not a philistine. I think I'm becoming enamoured with my dear......
Getting an idea of how people are simply from the text they
write. The Security Forces around the world would LOVE to talk to you.
Maybe you could teach them a few things about how you do this?
Since it takes years of study and research.
Do you have those years? Are you a forensic specialist?
If so, then by all means, give those credentials to everyone here.
If not, then shut your mouth.
write. The Security Forces around the world would LOVE to talk to you.
Maybe you could teach them a few things about how you do this?
Since it takes years of study and research.
Do you have those years? Are you a forensic specialist?
If so, then by all means, give those credentials to everyone here.
If not, then shut your mouth.
who are you talking to?
himself
i would reply ,
but i cant because if i did then you may not understand it,
due to the fact that this text is only just text,
and not the textual way of communication from one mind to another in the form of an alphabetical system created by a mind so that minds can communcate without the use of vocalization.
but i cant because if i did then you may not understand it,
due to the fact that this text is only just text,
and not the textual way of communication from one mind to another in the form of an alphabetical system created by a mind so that minds can communcate without the use of vocalization.
Never hear a man say:-))
Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:
Here honey, you use the remote.
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
We never talk anymore.
Here honey, you use the remote.
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
We never talk anymore.
RE: Never hear a man say:-))
youre list is pretty bogus. its a list for men/women who think all men are self centered macho idiots. I say and do many of those things with/for my woman. hell, yesterday i went shopping for groceries all by my little lonesome without being asked.
Any man that lives that list is not worth living with and is probably a complete asshole.
Any man that lives that list is not worth living with and is probably a complete asshole.
RE: Never hear a man say:-))
I think you missed the point of the 2 "jokes"
It was meant to be "funny"
Unless humor is outlawed on you planet, or
you had it surgically removed.
Up the dosage of your prozac!
It was meant to be "funny"
Unless humor is outlawed on you planet, or
you had it surgically removed.
Up the dosage of your prozac!
Never hear women say:-))
Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today's our anniversary?
Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
What do you mean today's our anniversary?
Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
RE: Never hear women say:-))
I will always say
3, 6, 7
( I don't like diamonds, I hate talking on the phone and what's a designer? No, wait, what's a dress? )
3, 6, 7
( I don't like diamonds, I hate talking on the phone and what's a designer? No, wait, what's a dress? )
RE: Never hear women say:-))
fortunately my woman says many of those things. who comes up with these stupid lists anyway???
why she hates me ?
wow 1nightstand is back! but with a new screen name< urasiangirl>.i like her new pics so beautiful and still sexy.but she is not talking to me :( does someone know her?
RE: why she hates me ?
LOL. no, i do not know her. i was making a snide remark in response to your question, capisci? it's very desperate to say "why she hates me?" how do i know that you even know her so well? if you did, why would you be asking such an inane question?
RE: why she hates me ?
so lets get this clear - is this you think she hates you because she doesn't want to just chat to you in free chat when she is at work - or is it that she really does hate you and when you try to go to video in instant action with her she refuses to speak to you or do a show? If it is the second then I imagine that you have done something to upset her and you know what it is. If it is the first what is the point of worrying about whether someone that you will not even spend money on likes or hates you?
RE: why she hates me ?
i just think she hates me bcoz when i came to her video she did not talk to me.she was not like that before so i was wondering why she get like that to me now.i still think she is a wonderful girl so pretty .dont know why she get upset to me.so i asked if anyone kn ows her if she is like that to people that she talk.
Arianne23
She was in a "video or goodbye" mood today. It seems normal for the girl using this screen name now. The last girl was a LOT friendlier.
RE: Arianne23
Don't take it to heart- sometimes the mood goes in front of the willingness to talk
RE: Arianne23
"The last girl was a LOT friendlier."
if the new girl is less friendly, why do you keep going? just because she shares the screenname? instead of bitching, find another host!
if the new girl is less friendly, why do you keep going? just because she shares the screenname? instead of bitching, find another host!
RE: Arianne23
Gotta kiss a few frogs to find the one that turns into a Prince! Or like we also say in the retail business, all Shoppers are Buyers , you just have to convince them to buy what you are selling.
RE: Arianne23
"all Shoppers are Buyers , you just have to convince them to buy what you are selling"
yeah... there is one nice proveb.. "The game don't worth the candles" Chatting for several hours don't worth 10-15 min paid video (of coarse if the price not 100$ per min) :P
yeah... there is one nice proveb.. "The game don't worth the candles" Chatting for several hours don't worth 10-15 min paid video (of coarse if the price not 100$ per min) :P
can any one tell me
can anyone tell me what has happend to blonygirly last seen in december
dream
i would love to see how wtf, banana, paco, psy, imshy, nadeen and gortensia talking in real :)
RE: dream
Depends on : time of the month, time of the day, mood, the person I'm talking/yelling to.
And I think there were some others, but I forgot. Anyway, the first that was curious about it, still regrets it.
And I think there were some others, but I forgot. Anyway, the first that was curious about it, still regrets it.
RE: dream
They'd all be nervous, shy and shaking because their personalities are online creations that do not reflect their true characters. In reality they are meek and inoffensive.
RE: to viewer shaker
oh really? you have met them all in real? i think now ur judging by your own experience... you know you wouldn't say that to all us in real would you.
where is she?
loking for xnightolivex, shes been of for a while but does anyone know where she is now? anyone seen her on any sites?? tks..
Sorry for insult bitch but tinyasian is you
At least as she allways cry in ComChat.The only girl who cry she is a bitch is tinyasian as I remember.
I didnt mean to offend you bitch
Btw where has tinyasian disappeared?
I didnt mean to offend you bitch
Btw where has tinyasian disappeared?
RE: Sorry for insult bitch but tinyasian is you
lol i dont cry that i am bitch :) im proud coz of it :d
and its very hard to offend me :) if i want i can offend anyone :p
PS. i dont know who is tinyasian and where is she f****g now
and its very hard to offend me :) if i want i can offend anyone :p
PS. i dont know who is tinyasian and where is she f****g now
RE: Sorry for insult bitch but tinyasian is you
tinyasian still around - I spoke to her the other day :)
it's rare, but . . .
There is at least one real escort here. Well, she's in St. Petersburg. Go check MADLOVE for the details and get a good look in the video before the real transaction.
She is really hot and her English is excellent. Have fun.
She is really hot and her English is excellent. Have fun.