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RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
ZIDANE don't deserve the title Player of the tournament !!!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
All that has been revealed is what lip readers could make of it. 7pm BST you will here from Zidane, and the exact words which were said.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Whatever the italian said doesn't justify Zidane's physical asault. He could had waited until the game was over to kick the italian's butt. It was very dumb on his part to hit the italian in front of millions of witnesses where he knew he could get a sactioned. I guess he never thought of it.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
you are absolutely right oldman
big time players don't get thrown out of big games and it doesn't matter what the italian said, it was the biggest nd most important game of his career and he got thrown out of it
big time players don't get thrown out of big games and it doesn't matter what the italian said, it was the biggest nd most important game of his career and he got thrown out of it
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
no one ever said these guys were intellectual giants ...
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
So you justify physical abuse after a game? Very contradicting.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
If physical agression is what makes Zidane happy what can we do? Just find a suitable time and space for it, but not in front of millions of kids that think of you as an idol!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
ohh poor Z, im sure he has been the only athlete called names
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
No, Italy didnt deserve the Cup, but at least Psy could sleep well sunday night:PP
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
No team in the competition deserved the World Cup. The real winners were the likes of Ghana, Trinidad & Tobago aswell as Togo
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
slightly unusual game of football where the real winners are a team like Trinidad and Tobago who didn't even score a goal
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
The real achievement of T&T was reaching the World Cup. They were the smallest nation to compete, and thats a real accomplishment.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Right on, Alex :D
You get a kiss for that, on your cheek, even if you didn't help my wish come true :P
You get a kiss for that, on your cheek, even if you didn't help my wish come true :P
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Just tell me your next wish Psy and i'll make it come true doubly:PP
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
I want Zidane in my bed...I looove shaved heads!I suppose the Italian made him very angry....A friend of mine being teacher is going every summer in Italy, she said they easy offend people, I mean they do not care too much about being polite.
Poor Zidane!!...he lost control!Who is perfect?
Poor Zidane!!...he lost control!Who is perfect?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
R u crasy? U wanna muslim in yr bed? Disgusting! But it's ok if u don't like Materaci well i'll take him ;)!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Wow, I'm surprised the censor let that posting through.....
Now that it's here though, I'm curious: Why do you think Muslims disgusting?
Now that it's here though, I'm curious: Why do you think Muslims disgusting?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
she said coz she is stupid racist. and duh say duh coz he is stupid too.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
It's football - Zidane is a great player - superb - Italy won fair and square so thats life
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RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Incredible. When i read u i wonder if u have a mother or a sister...
If u understand Italian , well easy to read on lips...
About Zidane? the next time he'll meet his mother or his sister, he could look at them in eyes... and without shame...
If u understand Italian , well easy to read on lips...
About Zidane? the next time he'll meet his mother or his sister, he could look at them in eyes... and without shame...
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
I have a mother and sister. If I was Zidane and someone call them bad words I would fix him right after I am finish my job. Personal matters should be resolved in personal time ;-)
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Bla bla.... and u're not Zidane, fortunatly for his family.
And if u're taking a coffee while somebody injures ur family, u wait to finish it to answer? really interesting behaviour.
But always some people to give some lessons and the others....
And if u're taking a coffee while somebody injures ur family, u wait to finish it to answer? really interesting behaviour.
But always some people to give some lessons and the others....
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
I have been insulted while at work or while at School and had fixed them in the appropiate time and in the appropiate manner. Thats what separates kids from adults. Remember, you can lose all the moment you lose your cool. And you are right, I am not Zidane... Thanks God!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Thanks God?
Tss tss again a jealous... Incredible
Continue to try driving ur own life and let some people like Zidane driving a generation.
Tss tss again a jealous... Incredible
Continue to try driving ur own life and let some people like Zidane driving a generation.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Babe, if every player in this world would behave like Zidane then we'd have wrestling matches instead of different sports. Zidane behaved like an arse, at the end it was him who got f*cked and not Matterazzi. You don't anything about professional sports. Boxers, Basketball, and Hockey Players use the insults strategy all the time. Bottom line is that Zidane behaved like a rookie. Who cares about what a low life like Matterazzi says? Come on! If you have enough dignity and self respect you wouldn't act lower. Babe, you dont go hitting people in this life like little kids or beasts. The world have come a long way to still cherish animal instincts.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
nah, zidane knew that if he waited for later the italian could kick his ass, he knows the italian is younger and stronger but the italian was tired at that moment when he headbutted him, so he did it at the right moment and time. he didnt have a chance with the italian later.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
ok - so if it is well easy to read his lips to see what he said in Italian please let us know - (and the english translation) rather than just using the same sort of rumour and leaking that the French have done since sunday night
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
That last header from Zidane, if Buffon hadn't gotten his fingertips on it and that had been the winning goal, I can't help but think how magical an ending to the World Cup and Zizou's career it would have been... Now it's all just endless talk of an ugly incident.. It's a pity.
I don't fault Zidane for the pronciples behind his actions.. Defending the honor of his family, of an ailing mother especailly, seems noble to me... It was a thoughtless act, yes, but in the heat of the moment and after what I have a feeling was an escalation of many attempts to get under his skin, it's understandable to me how Zidane could have faltered.. He's human.
It's the Italian side that bothers me.. How they play the game, and how they play the officials, especially... Flopping, flailing around in fake agony to get calls, the whinning and protesting, the conspicuous shows of sportsmanship only when they feel a call against them looming or only AFTER their theatrics has earned them a call against an opponent..... It's disgusting.
I don't fault Zidane for the pronciples behind his actions.. Defending the honor of his family, of an ailing mother especailly, seems noble to me... It was a thoughtless act, yes, but in the heat of the moment and after what I have a feeling was an escalation of many attempts to get under his skin, it's understandable to me how Zidane could have faltered.. He's human.
It's the Italian side that bothers me.. How they play the game, and how they play the officials, especially... Flopping, flailing around in fake agony to get calls, the whinning and protesting, the conspicuous shows of sportsmanship only when they feel a call against them looming or only AFTER their theatrics has earned them a call against an opponent..... It's disgusting.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
In my opinion, the Italian team plays with no respect for the game or their opponents... The way they play is underhanded, dirty, and dishonorable.... It's a disgrace that they won... It's a disgrace what's going on with Serie A... It's a disgrace the way racist sentiment has a way of raining down out of Italian football stadiums more pronounced than most anywhere else... Italian football, generally, makes me want to vomit...
Tell me, stud, if you had been out there with Zidane, what sweet nothings would have you whispered into his ear and then had the Italian machismo not to owe up to?
Tell me, stud, if you had been out there with Zidane, what sweet nothings would have you whispered into his ear and then had the Italian machismo not to owe up to?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Real italians never lack of the surprise element and Zidane just acted on hot blooded and he not only lost respect as a gentleman, but lost the game. The French were always whinning throughout the whole game. Don't judge the book for its cover and take it easy. Some soccer players are not the good example of a whole country and its people... ;-)
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
yes you can falut zz. it was the big game
ever see derek jeter get thrown out of a world series game, joe montana out of a super bowl, michael jordan out os an NBA champioship game, pele out of a world cup, NO doesn;t matter what the italian said to him
it was the big game and he got throwon out of it because he didn;'t like the trash talk
oh poor boy
ever see derek jeter get thrown out of a world series game, joe montana out of a super bowl, michael jordan out os an NBA champioship game, pele out of a world cup, NO doesn;t matter what the italian said to him
it was the big game and he got throwon out of it because he didn;'t like the trash talk
oh poor boy
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
you have 4 years to wait for another world cup. cry till then. but the Italians won this one. bravo!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
I read that if Zidane was playing in the NBA he would have to headbutt ten players a game to protect the "honour" of his family!...grow up, the Italian got into his head, its part of the game (in any sport...M. Ali was a master so was Larry Bird)and Z lost his cool..and possibly the World Cup game for France. For me the World Cup and futbol is more telenovela than sport..every game the fans whine and bitch about refreees and conspiracies, flopping and acting....sorry I'd rather follow a real fake sport like pro wrestling!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Come on, Monika, u r not that good in football if u like bloody french team! It's getting darker year after year lol! Italian team plays inteligent footbal, baby! Italians allways deserve thair victory!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
They play intelligent football? Half the time they are flat on their faces!!!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
it's getting darker every year? what kind of statement is that kathy?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
it's getting darker every year? what kind of statement is that kathy?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
"50% of the ppl all over the world say it was a dirty game and that Italians don't deserve the golden ball?" Could you provide a link to the poll?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Dear, you also look =) you do not know me as well.. what i like and what i know about =) So think first before you say you are better in something than other one... never be sure till the end about yourself.. here always is someone in your life who if much much better. =) And next, when something happen what you do not want, learn to agree with it.. you can sorry and to suporrt next time, but not when it happened and all was opened to see to complain few days about by proving something =) If you so much love footfall and wanna complain about it till the end.. here are footfall team sites, football fan cluds sites and ect. But you choose cc for that... eh =))))
Oki... stay with french, I stay with italiannnnnnnn ==))))))
Kiss
Oki... stay with french, I stay with italiannnnnnnn ==))))))
Kiss
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
It's football - Zidane is a great player - superb - Italy won fair and square so thats life
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RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Ah.. I bet you could behave as Zidane made.. =) Mind with limit... of words.. so here should be actions =P Result: France loss, Italy won. But 2d place is not that bad too =) Why? Go to zidane and ask him why he made this silly actions.. on tv he will say what is needed to say.. you ask him personally if you wanna dig to the truth.. or really go to more professional site about =) And on this site i see even football in different quilities =) And do not complain ===))) I am soo sorry about france and of couse about you =) la vita... C'est la vie..
Yes, I am out of this.. I am in peace with myself... And you can write during month about it here and everywhere, all teams need such fans =P Good luck.
Ciaooooooooooooooo
Yes, I am out of this.. I am in peace with myself... And you can write during month about it here and everywhere, all teams need such fans =P Good luck.
Ciaooooooooooooooo
condoms
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: what in the devil is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
Maude: what in the devil is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
RE: :)
i thought camels are some kind of anonymous here who like to spit on everything and everyone :D
RE: :)
larry the wonder llama has a tendency
to spit on people.
careful of him, he chews tobacco as well
to spit on people.
careful of him, he chews tobacco as well
"page cannot be displayed"
in the course of the DNS Change from dot NEt to dot COM there is a problem where members and hosts can't view host profiles from the chat window
The issue is that the links haven't been changed to the new extension so the links still point to the dot net address.
SOLUTION: once the page error displays .. select the NET in the address line and change it to COM ... then hit the enter button this will correct the confusion in the browser untill the web design department can correct the linking in the java scripts for community chat
I hope this solves the irritations that people have been having
The issue is that the links haven't been changed to the new extension so the links still point to the dot net address.
SOLUTION: once the page error displays .. select the NET in the address line and change it to COM ... then hit the enter button this will correct the confusion in the browser untill the web design department can correct the linking in the java scripts for community chat
I hope this solves the irritations that people have been having
RE: "page cannot be displayed"
and of course hosts blame the members when they couldnt load their profiles.
RE: "page cannot be displayed"
Thank You Kerry
not everybody is easy to satisfy.
I didn't know there was a connection problem with the web cam software.
If I knew I would have opened up my host account and tryed to come up with a solution to that also.
Love Rob
not everybody is easy to satisfy.
I didn't know there was a connection problem with the web cam software.
If I knew I would have opened up my host account and tryed to come up with a solution to that also.
Love Rob
CC WebCam cant be downloaded.
I had several girls already who entered my chat and asked how I managed to start session.
Seems they have such a trouble.They click the label CCWebCam then the software asks them for upgrading.They click it for upgrading but it writes them "Upgrading failed".I couldnt catch whats up as I'm no there.
But if someone managed to solve the trouble could you pls write how you had managed to do this.
Seems they have such a trouble.They click the label CCWebCam then the software asks them for upgrading.They click it for upgrading but it writes them "Upgrading failed".I couldnt catch whats up as I'm no there.
But if someone managed to solve the trouble could you pls write how you had managed to do this.
RE: CC WebCam cant be downloaded.
Some DNS servers update faster and some update slower. It should be available to update CC WebCam Software for everyone eventually - all you can do is wait till it resolves the IP address for updates.
RE: CC WebCam cant be downloaded.
I haven't opened my host account in a long time.. but I will log on with the web cam software and see what you guys are dealing with.
maybe I can find a work around until the Domain Name Services up date the changes CC made to their domain.
The CC rep that replyed to you is right it may take a little bit of time before all the DNS Servers update. Hopefully not too much longer.
Rob
maybe I can find a work around until the Domain Name Services up date the changes CC made to their domain.
The CC rep that replyed to you is right it may take a little bit of time before all the DNS Servers update. Hopefully not too much longer.
Rob
Help
Help.
I am a bastard. Like many guests I met a girl and lied. ( I am a man).
This girl would not go pvt (One2One) with me and hated to be naked with guests. We would chat for hours. She fell in love with me and left chat site. I told her truth and broke her heart, for I am unavailable for love. Like most guests, I lied about age and marital status. I loved girl in my own way, but to find she was in real love with me and is now hearet-broken, is really painful for me. A warning for guests, do not get involved with girls unless always truthful, and a warning for hosts, all (or most) guests are liars.
I am a bastard. Like many guests I met a girl and lied. ( I am a man).
This girl would not go pvt (One2One) with me and hated to be naked with guests. We would chat for hours. She fell in love with me and left chat site. I told her truth and broke her heart, for I am unavailable for love. Like most guests, I lied about age and marital status. I loved girl in my own way, but to find she was in real love with me and is now hearet-broken, is really painful for me. A warning for guests, do not get involved with girls unless always truthful, and a warning for hosts, all (or most) guests are liars.
RE: Help
hey! Why are you trying to justify what you have done?
Take responsibility for YOUR OWN actions and stop making excuses!
Take responsibility for YOUR OWN actions and stop making excuses!
RE: Help
Are youi reading the same posting I made?? I am not making excuses and I have taken responsibility for my actions. It took a lot of doing, but we are still friends (just).
And thanks to the understanding of other postees.
And thanks to the understanding of other postees.
RE: Help
Wow, that really sucks.... The only way to make ammends, I would say, is to stay truthful and tell her how badly you feel for having led her to believe that there was a possibility of something real between the two of you... Offer her your friendship, virtual and online if that's all you're able to offer, and just hope she's able to quickly get over her feelings for what she thought she had with you.
I'm guessing that this sort of thing isn't too uncommon, actually... Chatting with a few hosts, I've heard a few pretty sad stories of guys doing such things before... Enough to make me think that there are quite a few members here who seem to get some kind of thrill out of making pretty young women a world away pine for them with hopes and expectations of real love and real futures that those members play-up but have no real intention of ever satisfying.
It's messed-up... and damn sad.
I'm guessing that this sort of thing isn't too uncommon, actually... Chatting with a few hosts, I've heard a few pretty sad stories of guys doing such things before... Enough to make me think that there are quite a few members here who seem to get some kind of thrill out of making pretty young women a world away pine for them with hopes and expectations of real love and real futures that those members play-up but have no real intention of ever satisfying.
It's messed-up... and damn sad.
RE: Help
Hey! don't be so hard on yourself, just don't do it again. Only good came out of it. She learned a lesson in love, a lesson not by a teacher, and not from parents or friends but from experience which is the best kind. But that's not the good news, the good news is that I think she's going to live.
And don't worry about her either, soon she be walking down the street with a new man 1 month or a year from now and looking back on today and thinking what jerk you was.
It's much easier for a woman to recover than a man.
And don't worry about her either, soon she be walking down the street with a new man 1 month or a year from now and looking back on today and thinking what jerk you was.
It's much easier for a woman to recover than a man.
RE: Help
since i have been here i have read many silly inane imbecilic posts(probably made a few myself) but you my friend have just won the gold medal in the olympics of stupid posts!"women find it easier to recover than men"what a load of...i can't believe...you have left me speechless!
RE: to the guy above
except that"the guy above"who you now have as a friend...is not a guy ;-))))
RE: Help
"She learned a lesson in love"
You're not serious! Please tell me you're mocking someone.
Because if that's the way you want a person to learn, I could suggest you to do that with your kids. Find them some guy that plays with them, and tell them smiling " my dear; you had your first life lesson" .
If the kid is still alive, because many have this weird habit to suicide if tricked like this.
Well, let's hope CC will let me post this.
You're not serious! Please tell me you're mocking someone.
Because if that's the way you want a person to learn, I could suggest you to do that with your kids. Find them some guy that plays with them, and tell them smiling " my dear; you had your first life lesson" .
If the kid is still alive, because many have this weird habit to suicide if tricked like this.
Well, let's hope CC will let me post this.
RE: Help
Update to yesterday, she has forgiven me and will still be my friend. I am one lucky bastard.
RE: Help
I know one girl who was sucked in by such a guy. He went to the lengths of visiting her country several times and claiming he files her Fiancee Visa form. He strung her along so long until she got a phone call from his wife demanding to know who she was.
After that rocky bit she accepted being the mistress. After a couple years he finally kicked her out like a used rag.
On the other hand I know one host who sucks guys' wallets dry right and left without a second thought.
And then there are those totally innocent circumstances. I know one host being actively pursued by 2 guys. She made the choise of the more generous (and guilt-inducing one) and actually now wishes she chose the boring one.
After that rocky bit she accepted being the mistress. After a couple years he finally kicked her out like a used rag.
On the other hand I know one host who sucks guys' wallets dry right and left without a second thought.
And then there are those totally innocent circumstances. I know one host being actively pursued by 2 guys. She made the choise of the more generous (and guilt-inducing one) and actually now wishes she chose the boring one.
Horny Parrot:-))
A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, and the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.
The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."
The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are you waiting for?"
Finally, the guy says "All right" and hands over the fifteen dollars.
The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain.
Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" The cage starts shaking and feathers come flying out.
The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain.
The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage with one claw. With the other claw he's pulling out all her feathers. He's saying, "For fifteen bucks, I want you naked, bitch. Naked!"
The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."
The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are you waiting for?"
Finally, the guy says "All right" and hands over the fifteen dollars.
The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain.
Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" The cage starts shaking and feathers come flying out.
The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain.
The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage with one claw. With the other claw he's pulling out all her feathers. He's saying, "For fifteen bucks, I want you naked, bitch. Naked!"
when the children cry
Little child dry your crying eyes
How can I explain the fear you feel inside
Cause you were born into this evil world
Where man is killing man and no one knows just why
What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again
CHORUS
When the children cry let them know we tried
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins
Little child you must show the way
To a better day for all the young
Cause you were born for all the world to see
That we all can live with love and peace
No more presidents and all the wars will end
One united world under God
CHORUS
What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again
No more presidents and all the wars will end
One united world under God
When the children cry let them know we tried
When the children fight let them know it ain't right
When the children pray let them know the way
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins
How can I explain the fear you feel inside
Cause you were born into this evil world
Where man is killing man and no one knows just why
What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again
CHORUS
When the children cry let them know we tried
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins
Little child you must show the way
To a better day for all the young
Cause you were born for all the world to see
That we all can live with love and peace
No more presidents and all the wars will end
One united world under God
CHORUS
What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again
No more presidents and all the wars will end
One united world under God
When the children cry let them know we tried
When the children fight let them know it ain't right
When the children pray let them know the way
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins
Re:
thank you all who like my posts :) Kisses and hugs
to others: i dont care what you think about me (look at my name - im bitch in my soul and i was born as bitch:) i love this site and i post jokes here for my friends :) if you see my name - dont read this :)
Good luck :)
to others: i dont care what you think about me (look at my name - im bitch in my soul and i was born as bitch:) i love this site and i post jokes here for my friends :) if you see my name - dont read this :)
Good luck :)
NEW CC Chat babes Line up... new category needed?
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The Right Answer..........
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his Company's Annual Office Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He doesn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the bedside table and, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringing when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go and get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Michelle"
Jack stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean? Why do I have a rose and breakfast on the table waiting for me???!!"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken coffee table: $39.99
Hot breakfast: $4.20
Two aspirins: $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time..! .Priceless
Jack forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the bedside table and, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringing when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go and get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Michelle"
Jack stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean? Why do I have a rose and breakfast on the table waiting for me???!!"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken coffee table: $39.99
Hot breakfast: $4.20
Two aspirins: $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time..! .Priceless
To Director-Matt
hey babe, dont ever think i forgot about u... my baby.... Im waiting.... ya know where i am.... the best man here, u r the best my dear matt, ur midnight love... hehehe
RE: To Director-Matt
wow
thx for nice words hehe :-)
I feel lucky to have so many nice messages ..
hope i find out who some of you are :-)
thx for sms and emails and e-cards - and nice messages..
Im very pleased so many remembered.
I have taken on a new business - opertunity , so not about so much.
will try and keep in touch , and yahoo . msn and sms those that know me ..
Thanks Again
for the few who said something not so good ,,
best wishes to you as well ..
I am much too old to hold grudges..
we are non perfect and we all make mistakes , but forgiveness is by far the best thing to have and to learn from life,,
I forgive those any cruel words or thoughtless comments - or unkind deeds or actions ..
I hope in time anyone I upset will forgive me too :-)
Matt
hope you like my latest pics too , been traveling a lot and had many nice visitors in the last few weeks.. and kitchen is looking cool :-)
so many nice comments from all who saw my designs for lounge bathroom and kitchen...- i worked very hard to make these , 99% finished now ..
thx for nice words hehe :-)
I feel lucky to have so many nice messages ..
hope i find out who some of you are :-)
thx for sms and emails and e-cards - and nice messages..
Im very pleased so many remembered.
I have taken on a new business - opertunity , so not about so much.
will try and keep in touch , and yahoo . msn and sms those that know me ..
Thanks Again
for the few who said something not so good ,,
best wishes to you as well ..
I am much too old to hold grudges..
we are non perfect and we all make mistakes , but forgiveness is by far the best thing to have and to learn from life,,
I forgive those any cruel words or thoughtless comments - or unkind deeds or actions ..
I hope in time anyone I upset will forgive me too :-)
Matt
hope you like my latest pics too , been traveling a lot and had many nice visitors in the last few weeks.. and kitchen is looking cool :-)
so many nice comments from all who saw my designs for lounge bathroom and kitchen...- i worked very hard to make these , 99% finished now ..
RE: Who is it?
Matt is Director, maybe the same Director as some time ago; if so, he's a nice guy ;)
RE: Who is it?
Hey ,, :-) thx .. long memory .. maybeu would say hi to me on yahoo or msn ? links are at my profile = host = director
( for recors > i never have or plan to have any web site or do anything with anyone elses pics , all you see at my 360 or profile are my pics , my camera , :-) )
( for recors > i never have or plan to have any web site or do anything with anyone elses pics , all you see at my 360 or profile are my pics , my camera , :-) )
RE: To Director-Matt
Belate Happy Birthday, Sir! I doubt that you remember me, there are soon 5 years since weve talked last.
If you are travelling such a lot, can you please, rent me the room with that red sofa?..I need a bit more place for work! Thanks
If you are travelling such a lot, can you please, rent me the room with that red sofa?..I need a bit more place for work! Thanks
RE: To Director-Matt
Long Time Host is totally right. TheDirector has done what she stated and probably still is, because CC allows him to stay on here. Too bad. He also accuses innocent people of doing what he himself is actually doing. He should be banned from CC and the Universe. Now, CC probably wont post this message either.
RE: To Director-Matt
if only u knew ...
maybe your not so smart .. and maybe ,, you dont know the whole truth
he helped many here , cant say more..i owe him a lot.
thx
again.
maybe your not so smart .. and maybe ,, you dont know the whole truth
he helped many here , cant say more..i owe him a lot.
thx
again.
RE: To Director-Matt
you can owe him all u want,..doesnt change the truth that he is a coniving user of people. not my fault your not smart enough to see that. :-)
Mating rituals...
Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. He called into the cave "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Native American replied "No, It is our custom that during the mating season when Indian men see a cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. ! If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer: "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. So, he also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It is bigger than those that the Indians found. There must be some really big fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Just like the others, he heard an answering call,"WOOOOOOOOO,
WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. He called into the cave "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Native American replied "No, It is our custom that during the mating season when Indian men see a cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. ! If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer: "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. So, he also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It is bigger than those that the Indians found. There must be some really big fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Just like the others, he heard an answering call,"WOOOOOOOOO,
WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN.
Sexual Narcissism
Sexual narcissism is the erotic preoccupation with oneself as a sexual being: a desire to merge sexually with a mirror image of oneself. This may be considered to be one aspect of the erotic element of homosexuality.
Sexual narcissism can also be an egocentric pattern of sexual behavior, defined by David Farley Hurlbert and Carol Apt [1] as an inability to experience intimacy combined with a fixation on the sexual act, using high sexual esteem to compensate for low general self esteem. This is believed to be more common in men than in women and is suggested to be the basis of sex addiction.
Sexual narcissism is the erotic preoccupation with oneself as a sexual being: a desire to merge sexually with a mirror image of oneself. This may be considered to be one aspect of the erotic element of homosexuality.
Sexual narcissism can also be an egocentric pattern of sexual behavior, defined by David Farley Hurlbert and Carol Apt [1] as an inability to experience intimacy combined with a fixation on the sexual act, using high sexual esteem to compensate for low general self esteem. This is believed to be more common in men than in women and is suggested to be the basis of sex addiction.
Why Fishing is Better Than Sex
When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent night crawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent night crawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
why always the same girl on top of the list
I visit this site everyday ...
i like to choose the girls before i start to chat with then , but
i notice that is always the same girls on the top of list ...
i think it should change a bit .... i went to a girl on Instant action , and the girls was too busy for talk to me ....
i got a bit disappointed,
i thought cc put the best models in the top lol but the best ones are always in the end , so guys look around and choose , no just pick the first trash you see lol
I know what i am talking about lol
BestSopie , look good , but went to her show and , waste of money , i think she was too tired and fed up , she is online more than 15 hours everyday how come , ???? no days off lol
so girls if you are not in the right mood , just dont go online ...
or u loose nice custumers like me x
i like to choose the girls before i start to chat with then , but
i notice that is always the same girls on the top of list ...
i think it should change a bit .... i went to a girl on Instant action , and the girls was too busy for talk to me ....
i got a bit disappointed,
i thought cc put the best models in the top lol but the best ones are always in the end , so guys look around and choose , no just pick the first trash you see lol
I know what i am talking about lol
BestSopie , look good , but went to her show and , waste of money , i think she was too tired and fed up , she is online more than 15 hours everyday how come , ???? no days off lol
so girls if you are not in the right mood , just dont go online ...
or u loose nice custumers like me x
RE: why always the same girl on top of the list
If the "who's online now?" is generated the same way as my favorites list is, the hosts at the top of the list were the latest to sign onto CC. Maybe it's completely random though... I don't know.
I have been on CC for a few years. I don't look at who's online much; I look at my favorites list. If you don't have one, you should build one. Then you will know who is online of hosts you have had good experiences with.
I have been on CC for a few years. I don't look at who's online much; I look at my favorites list. If you don't have one, you should build one. Then you will know who is online of hosts you have had good experiences with.
RE: why always the same girl on top of the list
Yep, it seems to be who's been on the most that day is at the top of the list.
But i've also noticed when "HotBabeXXX" is on she always appears twice in the same catergory (with the exact same ID).
Now thats a neat marketing trick.
But i've also noticed when "HotBabeXXX" is on she always appears twice in the same catergory (with the exact same ID).
Now thats a neat marketing trick.
RE: why always the same girl on top of the list
yes , she is always so busy and dont care about new visiters , i think the girls who are here too often get bored easily ,
RE: why always the same girl on top of the list
yep - just been and seen 1 girl - OMG i cannot understand why they are here when (tut tut tut.).is just so boring for them
RE: why always the same girl on top of the list
Hmm it's their job, they take the money they should be professional about it.
RE: why always the same girl on top of the list
<<it's their job, they take the money they should be professional about it.>>
All those things are true. However, these girls are for the most part young, and they receive virtually no training. How many young people do you know who act in a professional manner on the job, especially when they are unsupervised? Just as in most places, only a few will work hard on their own accord. Add into the mix a bunch of horny viewers who are for the most part boring to listen to, is it any wonder some are disinterested in doing their job well?
Don't misunderstand me... I am not excusing it, just that you should expect to run into it from time-to-time.
All those things are true. However, these girls are for the most part young, and they receive virtually no training. How many young people do you know who act in a professional manner on the job, especially when they are unsupervised? Just as in most places, only a few will work hard on their own accord. Add into the mix a bunch of horny viewers who are for the most part boring to listen to, is it any wonder some are disinterested in doing their job well?
Don't misunderstand me... I am not excusing it, just that you should expect to run into it from time-to-time.
RE: why always the same girl on top of the list
Considered interesting response MT. Good points you make.
Rabbits for Sale:-))
A cute little girl goes into a pet store and asks the Manager "Do you sell little rabbits?"
The Store Manager kneels down, to be at her level and replies, "Yes, Darlin'. I have a very cute black bunny, a friendly brown bunny with long ears, and a very lovable white bunny. Which would you prefer?"
The little girls puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, "I really don't think my Python much cares what color it is, Mister!"
The Store Manager kneels down, to be at her level and replies, "Yes, Darlin'. I have a very cute black bunny, a friendly brown bunny with long ears, and a very lovable white bunny. Which would you prefer?"
The little girls puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, "I really don't think my Python much cares what color it is, Mister!"
Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
1.You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.
2.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
3.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
4.You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
5.You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
6.You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
7.You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
8.All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...
9.And even your night dreams are in HTML.
10.You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.
2.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
3.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
4.You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
5.You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
6.You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
7.You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
8.All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...
9.And even your night dreams are in HTML.
10.You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.
RE: Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
Oh yes! One of those busy host must be AmazingAnne
RE: Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
I like you rposts at least some difference here.do you think the Anons are able to post here some much.WIth you the forum doesnt look so boring.Go on pls dear bitch
RE: Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
and you have so much time to read those posts poor girl
RE: Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
1st. Repeat: i do not work here and i do not work anywhere else :)
2nd. I am not that poor, i can say more im kinda rich :P:P:P
Good Luck :)
2nd. I am not that poor, i can say more im kinda rich :P:P:P
Good Luck :)
RE: Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
I believe Big Pig's post wasn't for you, bitch. ;)
Anyway... Nevermind the snotties.. Just keep posting the funnies. :)
Anyway... Nevermind the snotties.. Just keep posting the funnies. :)
RE: Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
Anne, your posting is so touching almost made me cry. Stay strong and dont get the world get to you! It's so cruel out there, not the right place fo such an angel like youself
RE: Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
thx for your concern... it is my heart... it is tearing on my heart to see all those people trying to hurt Anne. she's so innocent and even stays away from forums and yet those cruel people try pinch her when she done nothing wrong, so she must go and post apologetic message again and she does so true. you go girl!
RE: Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
Gets nasty here sometimes. Keyboard warriors?
RE: Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
no, I cannot afford waisting pills, gotta save those for Anne. if things go on the same way she might need them soon... though, i hope she won't. Anne, I remember you in my prayers every day, be strong.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy
A. They're married.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy
TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS
Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."
Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"
Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."
Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."
Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."
Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."
Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."
Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"
Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."
Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."
Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."
Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."
Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
Barbie
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"
"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"Yeah, well, it's like this....Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"Yeah, well, it's like this....Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having an On-Line Affair
10. Lately she sits at the computer naked.
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".
4. Lipstick on the mouse.
3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.
1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".
4. Lipstick on the mouse.
3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.
1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
extreme :)))
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RE: extreme :)))
Very funny Nadeen lol. And i will resist making comments about pussies (oh damn i just did! ) hehe
RE: extreme :)))
my pussy will be ready for u in some mins, Dave :)))
eat it pls :D
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eat it pls :D
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