General Forum
pffffffff
im curious........ very curious........
why girls who works as chathost here if you enter their room says they are looking for love, friends, husband and etc here?
if you came here for money?
why you cant say just "at 1st this is my job and of course i would like meet here ffriends and etc"?
why girls who works as chathost here if you enter their room says they are looking for love, friends, husband and etc here?
if you came here for money?
why you cant say just "at 1st this is my job and of course i would like meet here ffriends and etc"?
RE: pffffffff
Cos the truth don't make those guys feel special and get them coming back again and again.
RE: pffffffff
i would think it would be well understood that chathosts are here to make money first. not sure why it would be necessary to explain that.
WC Final
My bet is on Germany-Portugal and Germany wins althou I wish Portugal would. France had a great play last night but I dont know if they can keep up and play the same in the semifinals. Brazil sucked big time.
Who do u think is going to be in the final and who is going to win?
Who do u think is going to be in the final and who is going to win?
RE: WC Final
what about Italia Vs Portugal the best teams in in this WC edition...
Italian do it better!
Italian do it better!
RE: WC Final
Why not Italia Vs Portugal? The best teams of this WC edition. Italiani do it better...
RE: WC Final
Yes, a final between the two teams who most flop, fake injury, and whine when a foul isn't called.... That would be the perfect topper to this year's World Cup. :P
RE: WC Final
Germany-Portugal was my thought also, but hoping Portugal to win :)
and hope Ronaldo will play, i think i'm in love... :P
and hope Ronaldo will play, i think i'm in love... :P
RE: WC Final
Alex, do you care for your life? Seriously.
I would even pray so they won't win..
I would even pray so they won't win..
RE: WC Final
Telling the truth..., never liked France, but after i have seen their match against Spain&Brazil...
RE: WC Final
I have got to go with Italy. Screw the Germans for general reasons. Everyone hates the french. I have nothing against portugal but I like Italian food so....Go Italia....
Need Advice
I meet a host from here two years ago and have meet her several times since in Yaro. I really like this girl but I just found out she is pregnant. The timing of my last visit could make me the father and she swears its mine but I take precautions and have never had this problem before. To prove its mine I would have to have several tests done and she refuses to do this claiming I'm being too suspicious of her.
I'm not going to marry her soon in any case however if its mine I feel a duty to provide some kind of support to her and her child.
Should I just dump her now and forget the whole thing or should I continue to pressure her for the testing that will provide the answer I need?
I'm not going to marry her soon in any case however if its mine I feel a duty to provide some kind of support to her and her child.
Should I just dump her now and forget the whole thing or should I continue to pressure her for the testing that will provide the answer I need?
RE: Need Advice
wait till the baby is born,
get a paternity test.
they are cheap and accurate.
get a paternity test.
they are cheap and accurate.
RE: Need Advice
Good question. I'd be sad to find out that you invented the story to give the forum something to chat about.
Well, returning to the topic at hand, dump her right here and right now. That'll show her. Or, more precisely, if you're taken for a ride, you will not have fallen for the scam. If you're the father, the kid and the mother will be far better off without a 'daddy' of your kind.
Well, returning to the topic at hand, dump her right here and right now. That'll show her. Or, more precisely, if you're taken for a ride, you will not have fallen for the scam. If you're the father, the kid and the mother will be far better off without a 'daddy' of your kind.
RE: Need Advice
To reiterate on my previous post, what kind of question is this even?
Take some responsibility for your actions ffs, verify whether you're the father or not. If not, tough cookies, but at least you'll feel better.
Take some responsibility for your actions ffs, verify whether you're the father or not. If not, tough cookies, but at least you'll feel better.
RE: Need Advice
You've known her for 2 years and u are not sure if u're the father? How old are you? 16...17?
Pie is right, they are probably better off without u.
Pie is right, they are probably better off without u.
RE: Need Advice
Why does knowing her for 2 years automatically make him the father Joy? He didn't say they were in a relationship together, only that he has known her for 2 years and visited her several times. And even if they were married it still wouldn't be a 100% guarantee that he was the father. Married women cheat and get pregnant all the time in this world and the husbands sometimes never discover the children they've raised were not their own. Women are not innocent little angels that never lie. Women cheat just as much, if not more than, men nowadays and normally the guys they are cheating with a complete jerks they wouldn't date but are a good feck. So if she get's knocked up she usually tells her bf or husband (i.e. the good man that is always there for her and treats her well) that the baby is his (even if she doesn't really think it is) because she knows he will be a good father and take good care of the baby. I think Concerned is wise to have doubts. He lives in another country and only visits her from time to time. He has no idea what her life is like and what she does when he is not there and I sincerely doubt that she tells him everything when they talk and never lies.
So Concerned if I was you I would not burn any bridges with her. Stay on good terms with her and talk with her as much as you can, but do not accept paternity for the baby or get engaged/married to her until the baby is born and you have gotten a paternity test that proves you are the father. I would also not send her any money, which I am sure she will ask for. Instead tell her you will start a savings account and have a set amount of money from your salary direct deposited into it every week for the baby, and if the paternity test proves you are the father you will send her all of that money for the baby and continue to give her financial support to help her with the child. And then you can discuss what kind of relationship you want to have together.
So Concerned if I was you I would not burn any bridges with her. Stay on good terms with her and talk with her as much as you can, but do not accept paternity for the baby or get engaged/married to her until the baby is born and you have gotten a paternity test that proves you are the father. I would also not send her any money, which I am sure she will ask for. Instead tell her you will start a savings account and have a set amount of money from your salary direct deposited into it every week for the baby, and if the paternity test proves you are the father you will send her all of that money for the baby and continue to give her financial support to help her with the child. And then you can discuss what kind of relationship you want to have together.
RE: Need Advice
captaincaveman gives you sound advise, and if you would be a responsible type of guy this would be the path to follow. If you want a relationship with this woman or child in the future or not, this is the best way to go.
RE: Need Advice
I agree. Captaincaveman's advice should be the path to follow. Problem in these cases is hard to tell. You wouldn't never know if you are the only man she met from this site. I went to Rom. twice to meet the same girl who swore I was the only one she was meeting. Of course, kissing, sex, and all. Later I discovered I was one of three...
RE: Need Advice
get the paternity test after the child is born.....if it's yours you take on the responsibility of having put it on earth, it didn't ask to be here
RE: Need Advice
hey we know very well how things are here. and knowning someone from here for two years doesnt mean you know them and everything they are doing. cripes joy and others, we have all been here long enough to know that a person can be anything they want on here and we have no real way of telling who they really are. even after 4 years :P
RE: Need Advice
"The timing of my last visit could make me the father and she swears its mine but I take precautions and have never had this problem before."
if you are really sure about it then forget about her. Lot girls here have real boyfriends even if they swear that they love you and have meet you
Good luck :)
if you are really sure about it then forget about her. Lot girls here have real boyfriends even if they swear that they love you and have meet you
Good luck :)
RE: Need Advice
my concern is that you come to forum on a porn site to get advice. and we all know that hosts (or members) never lie on here!! lol
RE: Need Advice
Well, just convince her that with the proof you ask you will provide documentation that makes the baby a U.S. citizen. This may not impress anyone here, but a U.S. passport may be helpful to the baby someday.
RE: Need Advice
Just because the baby has an american father doesn't make it a citizen. The baby would have to be born in the US. Having a american father would only make it easier for the mother to travel to the US.
RE: Need Advice - you're wrong
Actually, you are wrong. Having one American parent gives the child AUTOMATIC full citizenship (can even be President). It makes it easier, but not automatic, for the other parent to come to USA.
RE: Need Advice - you're wrong
Correct!!!!!!!!!!! wow some here actually know more than the rumors of Visa's ...citizenship...etc........However the first post was correct in that the baby MUST be registered to recieve citizenship........It could be impossible later: for example: if the parent dies and proof cant be obtained who was the father.
RE: Need Advice
im not a doctor, but i heard of tests available, i say because you mentioned taking several, one is fine.
your coment on dumping her now is a bit harsh,
however, i can see why,
you dont have trust in her cuz you require the test.
if she was smart she would get the test a.s.a.p. to prove to you that she did not cheat on you.
so as i think now... TELL her to get the test ! dont be a pussy.
if she says she wont, then hang up the phone. your a free man.
everytime she calls, simply ask if she got test results yet, she say no, hang up.
your life just got a whole lot more complicated dude. good luck
your coment on dumping her now is a bit harsh,
however, i can see why,
you dont have trust in her cuz you require the test.
if she was smart she would get the test a.s.a.p. to prove to you that she did not cheat on you.
so as i think now... TELL her to get the test ! dont be a pussy.
if she says she wont, then hang up the phone. your a free man.
everytime she calls, simply ask if she got test results yet, she say no, hang up.
your life just got a whole lot more complicated dude. good luck
RE: Need Advice
I am married and very good friend with my husband.I met a guy from CC and if he will leave me pregnant, I can proove it, making the test.My husband cannot make children.
If your girl doesnt want to make the test...hm...bit strange! Why not, if she is honest?
If your girl doesnt want to make the test...hm...bit strange! Why not, if she is honest?
tell me please?
Ok, I read that post on merkins,
and could someone tell me why
you would wear one?
How do you put it on? Keep it on?
and could someone tell me why
you would wear one?
How do you put it on? Keep it on?
RE: tell me please?
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tisk
mind your manners... dont know it this has been posted here yet... http://www.readersdigest.ca/mag/2006/07/polite.php
sharing the love
I will share a song before I take my poodles out for a walk on this beautiful day...hugs and kissess to everyone
You drag me across your opened wound
I am on my last limb I'm on my last limb
Stuck in the mainstream pseudo dude
You are on your last limb you're on your last limb
The day I die will mean nothing to you
The days of swine and roses
Your mind's diseased with perverted justice
I am on my last limb I'm on my last limb
Nameless horror we call love
I was only laughing hah I was laughing
Xian zombie vampyre
I am the father the father of nothing
The day I die because of you
The days of swine and roses
tkk
You drag me across your opened wound
I am on my last limb I'm on my last limb
Stuck in the mainstream pseudo dude
You are on your last limb you're on your last limb
The day I die will mean nothing to you
The days of swine and roses
Your mind's diseased with perverted justice
I am on my last limb I'm on my last limb
Nameless horror we call love
I was only laughing hah I was laughing
Xian zombie vampyre
I am the father the father of nothing
The day I die because of you
The days of swine and roses
tkk
RE: sharing the love
Please ya'll....Stop with the humming will ya?
I'm jonesin' bad for a Chuck super-blaster show and you're only adding to my griefly wantin'.
The way that rightous dude scarfs down a bag of leftover heat-lamped McNuggets and shimmies himself into a tailpipe hummin' groove machine is a spectacle to hug and behold. God I miss him. Anyone know when the brown scamp might be thinkin' 'bout scamperin' on back?
I'm jonesin' bad for a Chuck super-blaster show and you're only adding to my griefly wantin'.
The way that rightous dude scarfs down a bag of leftover heat-lamped McNuggets and shimmies himself into a tailpipe hummin' groove machine is a spectacle to hug and behold. God I miss him. Anyone know when the brown scamp might be thinkin' 'bout scamperin' on back?
to Squeakers
Check out his blog page...he updated it with new photos and some of his older artwork recently. He has not e-mailed me in over a month which is odd, he must be busy doing something.
RE: to Squeakers
Last I saw of old Chuck, he was wearing a hole in his rug, pacing and muttering how he had grand plans to usurp the mighty Mayor McCheese so that he might rightly dispense his own brand of "special sauce" justice on that rascally Hamburglar.
Godspeed, Chuckeroonie.
Godspeed, Chuckeroonie.
Thank You
To the girl who posted as a Banana. Thank you for the nice words about my beard in my forum, you were the first to comment on my pictures. I am not on-line very much because I am not looking for cheap fun. I just enjoy talking to others about my love for Jesus and my passion for making model ships. I am sorry to disappoint you but I will not show you my behind. Thank you very much for your visit and best of luck in your life. Yahweh loves You, thanks, Jammer B.
RE: Thank You
hello, DEAR chosenfriend!!!
I always liked...........like.............and will like............ to talk with YOU
thanks a lot that you are with us
kisssssssssss for a nice FRIEND here
Cash for hair
OK I give up.
Having conducted an extensive search to find a pretty, sexy, friendly European woman who doesn't shave, I'll just come straight out with it:
How much do I have to pay one of you lovely ladies to grow it?!
Having conducted an extensive search to find a pretty, sexy, friendly European woman who doesn't shave, I'll just come straight out with it:
How much do I have to pay one of you lovely ladies to grow it?!
RE: Cash for hair
well, ...................
why didn't you ask for how long you should wait. btw, it takes time to grow it
and one more thing,...... money is nothing
Everything free for YOU
RE: Cash for hair
Find a host who will buy a couple of merkins and glue them under her arms just for you.
RE: Cash for hair
Really? That's weird that you can't find an unshaved European. I thought hairy was more common there. A merkin is meant to be a pussy wig so now she just needs to get one. ;-)
RE: Cash for hair
What do you call a Roman Warrior with hair in his teeth? answer: Gladheateher
RE: Cash for hair
to barbersam;)
you know i never show it, even for a a great sun of money
good luck....
RE: England is out!
Maybe that means that people will take those goddamn flags off their cars now...
RE: England is out!
yes, reason to party. There is a British gentleman who owns a small shop down the street. He was so confident that England would win. He hasn't shut up all week. After the game as a joke some of us got together and we burned down his store. Good Times. The friendly rivalry of football, there is nothing like it!!
RE: England is out!
I agree, wish the whole bloody thing was over, footbal, load of rubbish...
RE: England is out!
not as much as that stupid portugal guys balls....damn i shoulda stamped harder...as for ronaldo...when i see him in the dressing room at old trafford...im gonna lamp him one so hard
RE: England is out!
If Argentina had a decent coach with some balls they would have won easily....
RE: England is out!
hahahahahahahahahaha englands coming home. their coming home their coming home. englands coming home
RE: England is out!
As an Irishman I was more than happy that England lost fluke or no fluke....
The New Samurai:-))
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.
This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.
The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces!
The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH.
The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces!
The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.
The Jewish samurai thinks, "If it works for the other two..." So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox,and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!
A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still buzzing around.
The emperor says in disappointment, "Why is the fly not dead?"
And the Jewish samurai replies - "Look closer, that fly has been circumcised!"
This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.
The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces!
The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH.
The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces!
The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.
The Jewish samurai thinks, "If it works for the other two..." So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox,and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!
A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still buzzing around.
The emperor says in disappointment, "Why is the fly not dead?"
And the Jewish samurai replies - "Look closer, that fly has been circumcised!"
RE: Happy Birthday Blueboy009
Congratulations Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the BEST is only for YOU
Be nice and never be sad ;)
RE: Happy Birthday Blueboy009
Many thanks for all your messages, would have been better if England had won but still managed to have a good day.
kisses for the girls n beers for the guys.
Paul
kisses for the girls n beers for the guys.
Paul
RE: Dear ANALMASTER from viewer forum
Hello Super Pants!!!
I'm the fresh young supermodel from Utah, I love to learn the ways of pleasure you can share time with me as I stick objects inside the fudge tunnel. Join my dirty fun. Stop by for a kiss (I miss you Banana) or email me at Smiley78041@yahoo.com
I'm the fresh young supermodel from Utah, I love to learn the ways of pleasure you can share time with me as I stick objects inside the fudge tunnel. Join my dirty fun. Stop by for a kiss (I miss you Banana) or email me at Smiley78041@yahoo.com
RE: Dear ANALMASTER from viewer forum
i especially liked the part in ur show when ur head dissapeared up ur arse ......its stuck there ever since
RE: Dear ANALMASTER from viewer forum
How odd, the lingusitc pattern and careful choice of words in the post from "Anonymous" seem to mirror that of a post I recall from "anonymous", several months back..I wonder if Anonymous and anonymous could in fact be the same person. I have been typecast as a conspiracist in the past, but i really think I'm on to something this time....hummmm......
blonde
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A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
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Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
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Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: What will a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It's the only car name they can spell.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces herself.
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
Football question
I'm new to the game, so maybe my opinion ain't the best, but I have to say that ending a game on penalty kicks just seems like such a let down. It seems like it flushes everything of the entire game played down the toilet and decides a winner just by the luck of a goal keeper deciding whether to dive left or right.
What do all of you long time fans of the game think? Whould it be better to just keep playing until an actual goal is scored, no matter how long it extends the game?
Oh, and sorry to all the English fans... Seeing all those sad English faces in the stands in Gelsenkirchen kinda sucked. :(
What do all of you long time fans of the game think? Whould it be better to just keep playing until an actual goal is scored, no matter how long it extends the game?
Oh, and sorry to all the English fans... Seeing all those sad English faces in the stands in Gelsenkirchen kinda sucked. :(
RE: Football question
I think they should have to score a touchdown to win the game. It is football afterall. ;-)
RE: Football question
No disrespect meant towards fans of Portugal... Good luck to Portugal against France or Brazil. :)
I was more just curious about what more knowledgable fans of football/soccer think about having a winner of a game decided in such a way.
For Argentina to have lost in the same way just yesterday, it made me wonder if there might be a better way for such an important tournament.
I was more just curious about what more knowledgable fans of football/soccer think about having a winner of a game decided in such a way.
For Argentina to have lost in the same way just yesterday, it made me wonder if there might be a better way for such an important tournament.
RE: Football question
Until 1970 teams were playing another match after a draw game or decided the winner with a coin.
In our fast present life we dont have time play another match and decide the winner with a coin...hmmm, sorry to say, but thats su*ks. So i agree with penalties after 120 mins playing. Of course players need lot of luck for penalties also, but at least they have more chance, not only one (like team had earlier with a coin).
In our fast present life we dont have time play another match and decide the winner with a coin...hmmm, sorry to say, but thats su*ks. So i agree with penalties after 120 mins playing. Of course players need lot of luck for penalties also, but at least they have more chance, not only one (like team had earlier with a coin).
RE: Football question
Yeah, I guess penalty kicks are the way to go after 120 minutes. With how tired the players must become, I'm sure playing any longer than that wouldn't nearly be as entertaining. Definitely better than the flip of a coin to decide the winner, for sure.
When I asked, I had in mind how exciting hockey games can be in the North American professional league when they just keep playing period after period in the playoffs until a winning goal is scored - Of course the same hocky players aren't on the ice and playing continually all that time, so it's not really fair to compare. ;)
Anyway, thanks. :)
When I asked, I had in mind how exciting hockey games can be in the North American professional league when they just keep playing period after period in the playoffs until a winning goal is scored - Of course the same hocky players aren't on the ice and playing continually all that time, so it's not really fair to compare. ;)
Anyway, thanks. :)
RE: Football question
There have existed "golden goal" and even "silver goal" in extra times if i remember well. These or penalties are better? Dont know.
dear "romanian host"
Was your offer serious, or were you just trying to start a controversial thread?
RE: dear "romanian host"
i too have a serious interst in finding something special from eastern europe but would prefer to sponser here to canada
any interest you know how to contact me
any interest you know how to contact me
RE: dear "romanian host"
I don't have messenger on that ID - only mail
and i understand what you mean by this message - i must say i would never jump at the first girl, but i wanted you to know that the POSSIBILITY of getting together is there - at least a coffee is aleays nice to find common thoughts
good luck to you dear - i'm serious
and i understand what you mean by this message - i must say i would never jump at the first girl, but i wanted you to know that the POSSIBILITY of getting together is there - at least a coffee is aleays nice to find common thoughts
good luck to you dear - i'm serious
RE: dear "romanian host"
Don't give up on serious posts - makes a welcome change from vacuous jokes and put-down one-liners, usually from eponymous anonymous. Kisses to Romanaian host :)
RE: dear "romanian host"
agreed....if you truly want for yourself something more, never let the comments of doubters or pessimists or cynics get to you.....it's best not to pay them any mind at all....best of luck to you dear romanian host:)
RE: dear "romanian host"
me too, like other canadians, we are a sorry lot, in desperate need of a mail order bride and will jump at the chance to speak or touch a real woman. I've been wanking so much my right hand is permanently shaped like a claw.
RE: dear "romanian host"
hey there Romainian Host. please ccmail me your id here so we can chat. i too am interested in meeting someone special from here.
To "romanian host"
Hey! why not grow some body hair and ccmail BarberSam. He sounds like a serious guy who is ready to commit and can handle a serious relationship.
RE: dear "romanian host" (again)
Once these guys figure out how to sneak you into the country and their homes without their wife and kids finding out...they will we be right back to you. If you read about any sudden family masacres in the midwest....I would be scared....very scared.
Jingle Bells :P
The BELLS r ringing, dinga ling a ling...
Snow is falling, dinga ling aling.
Ohhhhh shake it baby ding aling aling...
Is it Christmas already 8-0
Feck have i been sleeping that long
What about this then....
You can ring my BBBEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ring my BELL
Ohhhh ringa ding ding :D
I think i took to many streoids this morning.. Or was it hormoids.. Confused now lemme check.. :P WWWWWooooooooohhhooooooooooooo :P
Did someone slip me a Mickey r something.. Maybe it was a Jimmie... SSSSHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
For feck sake... Now where did it go to.... I lost my bell now :(
GingerAle did u take it :D
Shoot me with your rythme stick Ginger :D
Sleeping now zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Snow is falling, dinga ling aling.
Ohhhhh shake it baby ding aling aling...
Is it Christmas already 8-0
Feck have i been sleeping that long
What about this then....
You can ring my BBBEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ring my BELL
Ohhhh ringa ding ding :D
I think i took to many streoids this morning.. Or was it hormoids.. Confused now lemme check.. :P WWWWWooooooooohhhooooooooooooo :P
Did someone slip me a Mickey r something.. Maybe it was a Jimmie... SSSSHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
For feck sake... Now where did it go to.... I lost my bell now :(
GingerAle did u take it :D
Shoot me with your rythme stick Ginger :D
Sleeping now zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
RE: Canada day
1st of july for canadians...4th for americans...i see its a great month for new world's inhabitants:PP
RE: Canada day
Hey,
in Russia, every day is fantastic and holiday........
Enjoy every minute in your LIFE ;)
btw, cogratulations Canada
in Russia, every day is fantastic and holiday........
Enjoy every minute in your LIFE ;)
btw, cogratulations Canada
RE: Canada day
yes i am a proud canadian and glad to be one. Not a frozen waste land but one of the most beautiful countries in the world. Kinda like russian and ukraine women also the most beautiful in the world
RE: Canada day
To dickkibone,
:) thank you (for calling Russian women beautiful)
kisssssssssssss......and hugsssssssss....
:) thank you (for calling Russian women beautiful)
kisssssssssssss......and hugsssssssss....
One for INYF :-p
10 things a man would do if they had a vagina for the day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Bells!!!!!
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
A Proud Texan
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
The Tiger
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
Where are all the posts
Guys come on. When I wake up on a Saturday all tired and bleary eyed I like to have something light to read while I wake up with my morning coffee.
But only one post on here since I went to bed :(
Thank you bitch at least you made a little bit of an effort.
I want to see a huge improvement for next weekend :)
But only one post on here since I went to bed :(
Thank you bitch at least you made a little bit of an effort.
I want to see a huge improvement for next weekend :)
RE: Where are all the posts
I almost posted something just for you INYF, but then I didn't ...
RE: Where are all the posts
Im still sleepy a bit, so my joke for today will arrive a bit later. Sorry:PP
RE: Where are all the posts
well, how about a topic?
"Asians best value for money cos they strip almost immediately"
Discuss and contrast then state your own opinions in not more than 50 words.
"Asians best value for money cos they strip almost immediately"
Discuss and contrast then state your own opinions in not more than 50 words.
RE: Where are all the posts
so what is your point? contribute rather than just criticise. I chose the topic cos it is deliberately provocative. I think it's nonesense cos each host is an individual. and I wanted INYF to enjoy his early morning cofee! :) Jeez!!!
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.