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A computer programmer was walking along the side of a lake when he came across a funny looking frog. The guy picked up the frog, put it into his pocket, and went on his way.
A couple of minutes of walking later, the man heard a cry from inside his pocket, "help, help"! He took out the frog, looked at it, smiled, and put it back into his pocket.
Again, "help, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess". Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again.
Moments later, "Help me, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess. I'll do_anything_if_ you_ help_ me, anything"! The man simply took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again!
The little green frog again screamed out "Help, I'm the most beautiful princess, if you kiss me and help me I'll do anything, marry you, sleep with you, give you money, ANYTHING." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled and said "I'm a computer programmer; I work too much so a girlfriend or wife is of no use to me. But, a small talking green frog is cool."
A couple of minutes of walking later, the man heard a cry from inside his pocket, "help, help"! He took out the frog, looked at it, smiled, and put it back into his pocket.
Again, "help, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess". Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again.
Moments later, "Help me, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess. I'll do_anything_if_ you_ help_ me, anything"! The man simply took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again!
The little green frog again screamed out "Help, I'm the most beautiful princess, if you kiss me and help me I'll do anything, marry you, sleep with you, give you money, ANYTHING." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled and said "I'm a computer programmer; I work too much so a girlfriend or wife is of no use to me. But, a small talking green frog is cool."
to "i saw her"
lets play typical chathost :
"nooooo i dont eat enough
i dont have money for food
send me your money"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
well ............ just its just my physiology, my mom and sister are slim too :)
"nooooo i dont eat enough
i dont have money for food
send me your money"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
well ............ just its just my physiology, my mom and sister are slim too :)
RE: to "i saw her"
thin.... nahhhh ur just very beautiful, and a true gem.... :P
doesn`t matter if u have loads of names i can always find u:D
How much money u need, and i`ll send it for bread and milk etc hehehe and beer, vodka, snappps, and rum, gin and hell i`ll buy the brewery:p
doesn`t matter if u have loads of names i can always find u:D
How much money u need, and i`ll send it for bread and milk etc hehehe and beer, vodka, snappps, and rum, gin and hell i`ll buy the brewery:p
RE: to "i saw you"
Hmm.I cant understand what for she should start to eat proteins?
In order you to start like her body?Or you want to start like her body?
Well there are many different tastes and noone can please everyone.
Perhaps someone dont like your body or something in you.Just you are not his cup of tea.
Well in this case there are many other ppl who will find you are their cup of tea.
For example my genetics are totally different from Lisa's but anyway I think here are some ppl who dont like my body.But I have no desire to please them and start to do something with my body either to eat something or to sit on diet only to please them. I feel very well being such as Im.
Another thing if Lisa didnt like her body herself then she should have sat on proteins diet in order to start like her body.
In order you to start like her body?Or you want to start like her body?
Well there are many different tastes and noone can please everyone.
Perhaps someone dont like your body or something in you.Just you are not his cup of tea.
Well in this case there are many other ppl who will find you are their cup of tea.
For example my genetics are totally different from Lisa's but anyway I think here are some ppl who dont like my body.But I have no desire to please them and start to do something with my body either to eat something or to sit on diet only to please them. I feel very well being such as Im.
Another thing if Lisa didnt like her body herself then she should have sat on proteins diet in order to start like her body.
RE: to "i saw her"
You misunderstand everything Gortensia. That is not slim, that is signs of anorexia or even bulimia.
How much do you weigh Hpnosis? Have you surpassed 25kgs yet?
How much do you weigh Hpnosis? Have you surpassed 25kgs yet?
A cute one:-))
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.
As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.
Please don't let me be late to church...."
As she was running she tripped and fell.
When she got back up she began praying again...
"Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either!
As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.
Please don't let me be late to church...."
As she was running she tripped and fell.
When she got back up she began praying again...
"Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either!
RE: A cute one:-))
u r right, Psy, dont kill him... a funny small talking green frog is cool! :)))
Nadeen are you drunk again?
You've staggered into the wrong thread :D
Your supposed to be two up :P
Your supposed to be two up :P
RE: drunk only the rest of your morning coffee :P
If i ever have any possibility being in Nadeen's pocket...i would never like to turn into a handsome prince:PP
Wondering what could i do with INYF in your pocket Nadeen:DD
Wondering what could i do with INYF in your pocket Nadeen:DD
for talking frogs
i'll put u into the different pockets Alex...no chances to meet anyone else there :P...so after all u will have to beg me for a kiss to turn whatever else just in order to escape from my pocket :D....i'm not cruel...just love fun :))))
RE: for talking frogs
there might be a hole in your pocket, that way they could escape and clamber around all over your body ... damn, i think I just came a little thinking about that ...
RE: Samyrra - for big honkers
Just for you Samyrra. 40DD are good but the other measurements have to be considered when making such an important decision.
RE: Samyrra - for big honkers
There is a model in the UK who, I think, can adjust the size of her boobs. She has a valve fitted and fills them up with some sort of solution when she wants to make them huge.
Or maybe I just dreamt it in one of my more sane moments.
Or maybe I just dreamt it in one of my more sane moments.
RE: Samyrra - for big honkers
Dear INYF, u are really sweet!40DD is very very good for those wich like this measurement.
I like mine... if I will have money for make them bigger, I will do not do.I like so much my breast.(maybe a little Narcissus...hahahahahahaha... /:)
But if to Mr.or Mrs. big honkers, dont like my breast, I please him/she do not write here this
---->>> Please stop calling me super boobs...<<<----
or this ----->>>I looked at Samyrra's profile and she is nice, but her boobs aren't that big?? Who is what? I am confused!!! <<<<-----
Where is the confusion?In his/she head.
Sorry I was a little rude, but I'm sure I have right.
Take care!:)
Mr. md was post here ---->>> super boobs <<<<--- because he like my breast.It was his opinion.
But for this is not necessary to write about me
I like mine... if I will have money for make them bigger, I will do not do.I like so much my breast.(maybe a little Narcissus...hahahahahahaha... /:)
But if to Mr.or Mrs. big honkers, dont like my breast, I please him/she do not write here this
---->>> Please stop calling me super boobs...<<<----
or this ----->>>I looked at Samyrra's profile and she is nice, but her boobs aren't that big?? Who is what? I am confused!!! <<<<-----
Where is the confusion?In his/she head.
Sorry I was a little rude, but I'm sure I have right.
Take care!:)
Mr. md was post here ---->>> super boobs <<<<--- because he like my breast.It was his opinion.
But for this is not necessary to write about me
RE: Samyrra - for big honkers
I start to be confused about your breasts Samyrra. Who, when, what, why wrote about them?
Guess i should take a look on them, just to be sure you have nice breasts:PP
Guess i should take a look on them, just to be sure you have nice breasts:PP
From Samyrra - for the end of this story - my breast!!!!!!!!:)
I dont post here anything about my breast, from my power.
It was a member wich was give his opinion, nothing special, in this positive way about me.
And someone else was post - who was asked him/she , i dont know - in the negative way.
So ... if I'm not bad with someone, I dont like others to be with me.Read my profile, please.
In the end - because i want to finish all this story - for all those who want to know my size breast is 80B - is unchangeble is the ONLY ONE size here.No like in UK or in others places from this wold.
Read my post again, maybe u will understand my english, is not so bad!
I'm a normal woman.
Who want to convince about me, can see my pictures, or ask some members wich was in my video.I dont force anyone to come in my video , and I dont like to be rude.So dont talk from ur imagination, please!
Thanks at all - good and bad - post put here about me.
Thanks at all wich give those opinion,if was seed my pic or was in vid, or not even seed my photos from my archives - not tell about of those wich dont was in my video.
Thanks at all and have a good life!
All my regards !Kissis!!
It was a member wich was give his opinion, nothing special, in this positive way about me.
And someone else was post - who was asked him/she , i dont know - in the negative way.
So ... if I'm not bad with someone, I dont like others to be with me.Read my profile, please.
In the end - because i want to finish all this story - for all those who want to know my size breast is 80B - is unchangeble is the ONLY ONE size here.No like in UK or in others places from this wold.
Read my post again, maybe u will understand my english, is not so bad!
I'm a normal woman.
Who want to convince about me, can see my pictures, or ask some members wich was in my video.I dont force anyone to come in my video , and I dont like to be rude.So dont talk from ur imagination, please!
Thanks at all - good and bad - post put here about me.
Thanks at all wich give those opinion,if was seed my pic or was in vid, or not even seed my photos from my archives - not tell about of those wich dont was in my video.
Thanks at all and have a good life!
All my regards !Kissis!!
RE: From Samyrra - for the end of this story - my breast!!!!!!!!:)
Now i am sure you have nice breasts (just've visited your archive photoes):DD (wink)
WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A VAGINA
1.The more people use it the bigger it gets.
2.If you play with it too much you can go blind.
3.You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!
4.Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really can't interface.
5.In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
6.It has no conscience and no memory.
7.It provides a way to interact with other people.
8.If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
9.It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
10.You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in something that takes 9 months to finish.
11.The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated system.
12.If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
13.It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
14.Some folks have it, some don't.
15.Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.
16.Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.
17.Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
18.Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others believe it should be open to all comers.
2.If you play with it too much you can go blind.
3.You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!
4.Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really can't interface.
5.In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
6.It has no conscience and no memory.
7.It provides a way to interact with other people.
8.If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
9.It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
10.You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in something that takes 9 months to finish.
11.The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated system.
12.If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
13.It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
14.Some folks have it, some don't.
15.Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.
16.Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.
17.Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
18.Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others believe it should be open to all comers.
shit
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!
f*** you
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck D an Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
" Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"
"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck D an Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
" Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"
"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah
Answers
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
Now Really! Just what were you thinking?
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
Now Really! Just what were you thinking?
Questions
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
RE: Questions
1. Dentist drill ? (or penis)
2. Wedding Ring? (or pussy)
3. Peanut Butter? (or pussy or penis)
4. A Frozen Ready Meal? (penis)
5. An Elevator? (or penis)
6. Nose? (or penis)
7. Newspaper? (or penis)
8. Washing Up Gloves? (or pussy)
9. Crane? (or penis)
10. Toothbrush? (or penis)
2. Wedding Ring? (or pussy)
3. Peanut Butter? (or pussy or penis)
4. A Frozen Ready Meal? (penis)
5. An Elevator? (or penis)
6. Nose? (or penis)
7. Newspaper? (or penis)
8. Washing Up Gloves? (or pussy)
9. Crane? (or penis)
10. Toothbrush? (or penis)
RE: Happy Birthday Lulu
HAPPY birthday Luciene! your the best!
your the nicest! your the kindest!
i wish on your birthday and after your birthday to have a full year of many presents, good luck and i wish you never be upset for the whole year! let only nice things come to you! :D your lovely :)) Big KISSSSS
<your secret admirer> :))
your the nicest! your the kindest!
i wish on your birthday and after your birthday to have a full year of many presents, good luck and i wish you never be upset for the whole year! let only nice things come to you! :D your lovely :)) Big KISSSSS
<your secret admirer> :))
RE: rude host
Go and tell mommy! such a bad bad girl ! stop whining ! I know she's breaking the rules, but there's one button called "ignore" hit it and shut up
RE: rude host
everybody does that! and i mean EVERY1
spanish, french, romanian, russian Tagalog (mostly)
i bet even you do it!
just matter of time if you there or not while it's happening!
I don't understand! ok! i understand a girl telling on a member or host for doing something wrong! but she's a girl! (not good but she's a girl) it's typicult! But! When Men tell on some1 that is filth and ugly and disguisting! BE A MAN! or have your true surgery (LOL)
spanish, french, romanian, russian Tagalog (mostly)
i bet even you do it!
just matter of time if you there or not while it's happening!
I don't understand! ok! i understand a girl telling on a member or host for doing something wrong! but she's a girl! (not good but she's a girl) it's typicult! But! When Men tell on some1 that is filth and ugly and disguisting! BE A MAN! or have your true surgery (LOL)
RE: rude host
i don't get why that's a rule, and i don't understand why anyone would care what language others are speaking. just read and reply to what you understand. i've wondered why i don't see more russian, romanian, etc in the forum. is that the rule in the here too?
Psy :(
Psy I followed your advice and told my mommy what the bad girl did but instead of getting mad at the rude girl she got mad at me for visiting this naughty site :(
She said I am getting no Jelly and Ice Cream for a week and will have to be in bed before 7.30 pm :(
If that wasn't bad enough she is going to make me send a cc mail to all the hosts I have ever been rude to (If only cc had a facility to send a global e-mail to every host at once).
So if it's okay with you I will not listen to any more of your advice Psy
The only thing that has cheered me up is the fact thet France are going to win the World Cup :D
She said I am getting no Jelly and Ice Cream for a week and will have to be in bed before 7.30 pm :(
If that wasn't bad enough she is going to make me send a cc mail to all the hosts I have ever been rude to (If only cc had a facility to send a global e-mail to every host at once).
So if it's okay with you I will not listen to any more of your advice Psy
The only thing that has cheered me up is the fact thet France are going to win the World Cup :D
RE: Psy :(
Always stepping in and making with the funny when things get a lil' cranky.... INYF, you're my hero. :)
RE: Psy :(
Ok, next to Alex, you're on my haunting list.. and unlike what Alex said, I'm far from being beautiful, so unless if you're some sort f masochist.. you don't want to see me before dieing :P
RE: Psy :(
Please prove me you arent beautiful Psy and send me a photo:PP
Btw, did i mention already, how good played Zidane against Brazil? I think they'll be the champion:PP
Btw, did i mention already, how good played Zidane against Brazil? I think they'll be the champion:PP
RE: Psy :(
Alex, I don't want to pay any moral damage, so, believe me, it's for your own good I'm doing this. France shall not win.
Zidane is ugly :P
Zidane is ugly :P
RE: Psy :(
Yes Zidane is ugly, but he can play football well, cant he?:PP
And where is my well deserved photo of Psy?:PP
And where is my well deserved photo of Psy?:PP
RE: Psy :(
Well, you didn't really deserve it, you cheered for France, which is not nice of you :P
Buuut as I am nice, I'll put a pic of Psy
http://www.mistrzostwa-swiata.pl/tapety/tapety/psy/10.jpg
( were you expecting the real thing? )
Buuut as I am nice, I'll put a pic of Psy
http://www.mistrzostwa-swiata.pl/tapety/tapety/psy/10.jpg
( were you expecting the real thing? )
A Pic of Psy (wearing no clothes) :D
Psy thanks for the pic (I know it wasn't for me).
Your not ugly at all in fact your very cute.
Your not ugly at all in fact your very cute.
RE: Psy :(
Thank you Psy! I always knew you look very beautiful:P
From now i start to behave and will not support France..., just will be flurried against other three teams for losing their matches:PPPP
From now i start to behave and will not support France..., just will be flurried against other three teams for losing their matches:PPPP
RE: Psy :(
Psy that is a real shame. I only ever ask extremely beautiful girls out on a date.
Hey If I'm going to get told "I wouldn't f*** you if you were the last man. on earth you ugly little creepy pervert" it might as well be by a really pretty girl :D
Anyway got to go I can here mommy coming up the stairs and if she catches me on here again she might make me go out into the scary real world with scary real people. :(
Hey If I'm going to get told "I wouldn't f*** you if you were the last man. on earth you ugly little creepy pervert" it might as well be by a really pretty girl :D
Anyway got to go I can here mommy coming up the stairs and if she catches me on here again she might make me go out into the scary real world with scary real people. :(
to Gortensia
Gortensia the answer was in the original post - scroll down :D
Just to save you
The guy gave his car to his friend so that he could take the old woman to hospital. The guy then stayed at the bus stop with the girl of his dreams.
Just to save you
The guy gave his car to his friend so that he could take the old woman to hospital. The guy then stayed at the bus stop with the girl of his dreams.
RE: to Psy
Here it is Gorty
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend
and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind
and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
So what was yours?
Sorry, I thought it was obvious it was there :)
Night everyone!
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend
and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind
and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
So what was yours?
Sorry, I thought it was obvious it was there :)
Night everyone!
RE: rude host
From now on I'll be avoiding the comm chat at 12.48.
I just cannot believe that anyone would be so rude, ignorant and nasty as to speak a language other than English in the comm chat room.
Can they not appreciate that a large number of English speaking people are too fucking lazy to learn a second language.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I just cannot believe that anyone would be so rude, ignorant and nasty as to speak a language other than English in the comm chat room.
Can they not appreciate that a large number of English speaking people are too fucking lazy to learn a second language.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
RE: rude host
Remove heading that states English language only for those who cannot read. This will fix the problem.
RE: rude host
sorry INYF but I'm tring to learn foreign langs to justify enormous credit card bills here.
RE: rude host
Yes you can never have too many ways to say "Oh Shit" when you open those damn credit card bills :D
Death
I am a vast mystery to you all, but there are two things you can definitely say about me. I am inevitable and my timing is unknown. Unfortunately you seize on the latter as an excuse to put off facing me directly. Yet the longer you postpone facing me, the more you fear me.
According to mystics and sages from all the great wisdom traditions, denial of me deprives your life of true meaning. Far better to make friends with me by reflecting on what I might actually feel like and what happens to the mind and body after you die.
Thankyou for your time.
Rigor Mortis
According to mystics and sages from all the great wisdom traditions, denial of me deprives your life of true meaning. Far better to make friends with me by reflecting on what I might actually feel like and what happens to the mind and body after you die.
Thankyou for your time.
Rigor Mortis
RE: WC Final
Alex, you really want to die.. I hope you wrote your will, because if France is going to win, the noise will kill me and I swear I'll come to haunt you, even if it takes me a while to find you.. And I'll come with the same face I have after crying too long.. you don't want to see that.
So, anyone else but France can win. Please !
So, anyone else but France can win. Please !
RE: WC Final
Ok, you chose the worse way you can die, sorry for you :P
( I'm a really unpleasant sight, you know? )
( I'm a really unpleasant sight, you know? )
RE: WC Final
Yes, it is my last wish before i will see the beautiful woman here, called Psy:PP
RE: WC Final
Again...I have to go with Italy....no reason other than dislike of Germany and France and while I have nothing against Portugal what have they done for me lately?
RE: WC Final
can we invent another sport where so-called grown men don't make love to each other just cos they do what they are f*g well paid to do?
bored with the whole thing. don't care who wins
maybe go to USA where they just don't care either
bored with the whole thing. don't care who wins
maybe go to USA where they just don't care either
photograph
Everytime I see your face
It reminds me of the places we used to go
But all I've got is a photograph
And I realize you're not coming back anymore
I thought I'd make it
The day you went away
But I can't make it
Till you come home again to stay
I can't get used to living here
While my heart is broke, my tears I cry for you
I want you here to have and hold
As the years go by, and we grow old and gray
Now you're expecting me to live without you
But that's not something that I'm looking forward to
I can't get used to living here
While my heart is broke, my tears I cry for you
I want you here to have and hold
As the years go by, and we grow old and gray
Everytime I see your face
It reminds me of the places we used to go
But all I've got is a photograph
And I realize you're not coming back anymore
It reminds me of the places we used to go
But all I've got is a photograph
And I realize you're not coming back anymore
I thought I'd make it
The day you went away
But I can't make it
Till you come home again to stay
I can't get used to living here
While my heart is broke, my tears I cry for you
I want you here to have and hold
As the years go by, and we grow old and gray
Now you're expecting me to live without you
But that's not something that I'm looking forward to
I can't get used to living here
While my heart is broke, my tears I cry for you
I want you here to have and hold
As the years go by, and we grow old and gray
Everytime I see your face
It reminds me of the places we used to go
But all I've got is a photograph
And I realize you're not coming back anymore
RE: photograph
Very nice.:)
I like music myself.All kinds. Though mainly russian rock. Who is performing the song?
I like music myself.All kinds. Though mainly russian rock. Who is performing the song?
RE: photograph
The song ,photograph ,being referred to on the first post was sung by Ringo Starr
RE: photograph
Photographs and memories
Christmas cards you sent to me
All that I have are these to remember you
Memories that come at night
Take me to another time
Back to a happier day when I called you mine
But we sure had a good time when we started way back when
Morning walks and bedroom talks oh how I loved you then
Summer skies and lullabies
Nights we couldn't say goodbye
And of all of the things that we knew not a dream survived
Photographs and memories
All the love you gave to me
Somehow it just can't be true it's all I've left of you
But we sure had a good time when we started way back when
Morning walks and bedroom talks oh how I loved you then
Christmas cards you sent to me
All that I have are these to remember you
Memories that come at night
Take me to another time
Back to a happier day when I called you mine
But we sure had a good time when we started way back when
Morning walks and bedroom talks oh how I loved you then
Summer skies and lullabies
Nights we couldn't say goodbye
And of all of the things that we knew not a dream survived
Photographs and memories
All the love you gave to me
Somehow it just can't be true it's all I've left of you
But we sure had a good time when we started way back when
Morning walks and bedroom talks oh how I loved you then
Credits for the lyrics
Photograph..by George Harrison/Ringo Starr
(it was performed at the Concert for George. He introduced it as the song they wrote together but.."Now it takes on a new meaning [since now it's for George who had passed away])
Photographs and Memories..by Jim Croce
(it was performed at the Concert for George. He introduced it as the song they wrote together but.."Now it takes on a new meaning [since now it's for George who had passed away])
Photographs and Memories..by Jim Croce
RE: MOST OF ALL U AFRAID OF....
Little people... I know it's not right, but they really do freak me out.
RE: MOST OF ALL U AFRAID OF....
Same fears here. When I ever I get stressed out, I have nightmares about about drowning in an ocean.
RE: MOST OF ALL U AFRAID OF....
No problems with fire, but then I guess 12 years of firefighting tamed the fears a bit. I just hate it, but at the same time it's amazing with the things it can do.
RE: MOST OF ALL U AFRAID OF....
Im afraid of...i wont have enough time to think about my pet aversion:PP
RE: MOST OF ALL U AFRAID OF....
I am afraid if one day ...chatting on the video session with someone... i'll put a cigarette to my mouth by another tip, ...burn a filter and make a fire, coz then i'll drop it on my clothes........trying to put it out i'll lose my glasses and accidentally crush them.....fire becomes bigger...i begin to suffocate and cough...my artificial jaw with nice teeth flies out of my mouth and breaks....false eyelashes peels off....antifire sistem works out and starts watering.....and someone watching that all on my video will roll on the floor laughing his fucking crazy ass off.......
This is what im afraid most of all :(((
This is what im afraid most of all :(((
RE: MOST OF ALL U AFRAID OF....
Being trapped on a tropical island with all the CC hosts I said I loved...and there are many....the problem is I really love only one. Would I survive long enough to tell her she was the one....I suspect they would all decide to bang me to death....a slow, wet, hot steamy way to die...you animals.
RE: MOST OF ALL U AFRAID OF....
i wasn't really afraid of anything until that post WTF. Now I fear it will only be sloppy seconds for me. lol
RE: MOST OF ALL U AFRAID OF....
Nadeen,
your always making me think ;) :P
(I'm afraid of that :D)
your always making me think ;) :P
(I'm afraid of that :D)
RE: MOST OF ALL U AFRAID OF....
dont afraid to think time to time....it's useful for brains :D
Love In A Trashcan
If you touch that girl
You know it's okay
People say she's a whore anyway
I think she looks like a nice vamp
Looking for love in a trashcan
If you kiss that girl you won't be caught dead
She's the coolest girl you think you ever met
I think she fits right into my life
On the road till the end of time
Now the time is right and you feel the need
To go down low and receive a treat
The jukebox churns out songs about sex
Come on baby you're my best fix
You know it's okay
People say she's a whore anyway
I think she looks like a nice vamp
Looking for love in a trashcan
If you kiss that girl you won't be caught dead
She's the coolest girl you think you ever met
I think she fits right into my life
On the road till the end of time
Now the time is right and you feel the need
To go down low and receive a treat
The jukebox churns out songs about sex
Come on baby you're my best fix
Happy Birthday
A big happy birthday to Luciene. A very sweet and beautiful girl, I wish you all the luck and happiness in life.
RE: Happy Birthday
Happy birthday Mila...i wish u lots of happiness and hope u recieve all u want in life..obnimite menia...pocelujte menya
RE: Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Sweet Mila..
Hope u have a wnoderful day and lots of gifts from all that know you and a gr8 big party to celebrate.. And you never know a giant sized cake with me in it to jump out off for u..... ;-)
Have a wonderful day Mila.
Hugs and kisses
Hope u have a wnoderful day and lots of gifts from all that know you and a gr8 big party to celebrate.. And you never know a giant sized cake with me in it to jump out off for u..... ;-)
Have a wonderful day Mila.
Hugs and kisses
RE: Happy Birthday Luciene
pisechka! Happy Birthday :) wish you only the best! Presents,love, kiss and hugs many times a day lots of luck, lots of presents;) and a nice holiday :)). WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR THE BEST GIRL ON CC! :P
o! and to those who said nice tits! (haha something u'll never have) rude asses :)
Kiss Luciene all the best!
o! and to those who said nice tits! (haha something u'll never have) rude asses :)
Kiss Luciene all the best!
RE: samyrra - for big honkers
I looked at Samyrra's profile and she is nice, but her boobs aren't that big?? Who is what? I am confused!!!
Taste like poop:-))
One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.
The boy asked hid Dad, ''What are these Pop?''
''They're smart pills son,'' said his father.
''Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, ''Yuck...these taste like poop!''
''See,'' said his father, ''you're already getting smarter!''
The boy asked hid Dad, ''What are these Pop?''
''They're smart pills son,'' said his father.
''Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, ''Yuck...these taste like poop!''
''See,'' said his father, ''you're already getting smarter!''
Ahhhhh
Beavers, Beavers, there are Beavers everywhere on this website!!!...there is no place to hide, I must be strong, I can't surrender to the furry varmints. Back to the woods you naughty beavers!!
Fav pornstars?
Whos your favorite porn stars?
Mines are Lanny Barby , Belladonna, Jenna Jameson and Peter North
Mines are Lanny Barby , Belladonna, Jenna Jameson and Peter North
RE: Fav pornstars?
mine is felecia because i saw my ex wife (a stripper) and her have sex....no joking...amazing
RE: Fav pornstars?
Traci Lords and Shauna Grant are my favorite girls. Peter North and Ron Jeremy for their cum shots. Ilona Staller (Cicciolina) for her looks and all round dirtiness.
RE: Fav pornstars?
Give me a couple of hours, a can of Crisco, a plastic shower curtain and some Pearl Jam on the radio and you answer that question again Nadeen.....
RE: Fav pornstars? - news article
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060703/od_afp/usreligionsexoffbeat_060703165605
RE: bye bye friends:)
Do I know you? Bye Bye Schnapps.....watch out for those freak waves, tho ur pillows will hold you in good stead.
Take care, muah
Take care, muah
RE: bye bye friends:)
have fun ginger and hurry back lol....i will miss u ...take care my friend kisses muahhhhhhhhhhhhh....and btw dont forget to do some pics with a wet t-shirt for dave :))))))
RE: bye bye friends:)
Have a great time Gingerbaby and remember tp bring back the bikini pics.
One less host for me to annoy in comm chat :(
Don't worry I won't ask if the bitch has left yet :P
One less host for me to annoy in comm chat :(
Don't worry I won't ask if the bitch has left yet :P
RE: bye bye friends:)
Have a gr8 time Ginger Ale.... B4 you go can i have my clothes back :P
All of them this time.. ;)
Have a gr8 time at sea Ginger Ale, take plenty of bikini pics and get a lovely tan with no tan lines... I`ll be checking when u get back btw.. hehe
Have the best fun ever Ginger. Cya when u get back...
Hugs and kisses
All of them this time.. ;)
Have a gr8 time at sea Ginger Ale, take plenty of bikini pics and get a lovely tan with no tan lines... I`ll be checking when u get back btw.. hehe
Have the best fun ever Ginger. Cya when u get back...
Hugs and kisses
RE: bye bye friends:)
c ya schnapps...have fun and dont forget to take some pics for me dave and dm with the wet t-shirl ;)
Gender Benders - a joke or what?
Take a look at "SexyestDodo" and other girls from that studio.
They have taken naked pics of the girls there and then manipulated a big cock onto them using Photoshop. Others use dildos in their panties or other tricks.
Who falls for that stuff? Do any of you guys/girls actually go there? Just curious. :-D
They have taken naked pics of the girls there and then manipulated a big cock onto them using Photoshop. Others use dildos in their panties or other tricks.
Who falls for that stuff? Do any of you guys/girls actually go there? Just curious. :-D
XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u
XGALAXXY used her superior intelligence and beauty to conquor me. She is the best mistress in the universe. She made me submit unconditionally. I am Her worker and will do anything to please Her. Her beauty is second to none. I long to be with Her and think about Her constantly. I look forward to my future under Her total control.
RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u
Interesting comment...of lesser interest is your need to remain anonymous when posting malicious replies. Has life been so cruel that your self-esteem failed to develop beyond that of a young child? Did mommy not breast feed you? Was the silicon nipple on your bottle too cold and hard? Poor baby. Does your need for oral supplication drive you to this inane behavior? Yes i enjoy pushing the envelope for fun to the maximum. Meanwhile you wallow in self-pity, launching insignificant snipes from the security of anonymiity. Poor baby.
RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u
i don't think it really speaks well of a person's mental health that he chooses to post something meant malicious. anonymous or not.
we're on a forum on a pornsite afterall. none of us should be taking ourselves or anyone else here too seriously.
we're on a forum on a pornsite afterall. none of us should be taking ourselves or anyone else here too seriously.
RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u
Aha now I know why she's always trying to boss me around :P
Unfortunately I am a slave for no woman :)
Unfortunately I am a slave for no woman :)
RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u
You should try being a slave to a woman. Life offers no finer pleasure.
RE: XGALAXXY conquored Lookn4u
Nah I'll leave that to you lookn.
I can't see the point myself and probably never will. But hey it would be a boring world if we were all the same and liked the same things.
I can't see the point myself and probably never will. But hey it would be a boring world if we were all the same and liked the same things.