General Forum
hello ppls
Whats the craic in this crazy site.. Many girls to choose from and so little time to do it... Hope i can last all day and night :D hahaha
Depends on my category i suppose and who i visit.. Non-adult for some fun and friends... Adult for the kinky part of my brain and the Dungeon for the part of me that wants to get my ass spanked.. :P
So who will i see first.. Eney, meiny, miney mo catch my tiddler by the................ I`m glad my tiddler doesn`t have a toe, otherwise my doctor put my transplant in the wrong place :D hahhahahaha
So girls watch out for my TOE it might come visiting... VERY SOON :P
Glad to be here and hope to have great fun and friends:)
Be happy all and no fights... Unless i`m involved that is... But only if its a mud wrestling fight with a lovely girl.. :)
Depends on my category i suppose and who i visit.. Non-adult for some fun and friends... Adult for the kinky part of my brain and the Dungeon for the part of me that wants to get my ass spanked.. :P
So who will i see first.. Eney, meiny, miney mo catch my tiddler by the................ I`m glad my tiddler doesn`t have a toe, otherwise my doctor put my transplant in the wrong place :D hahhahahaha
So girls watch out for my TOE it might come visiting... VERY SOON :P
Glad to be here and hope to have great fun and friends:)
Be happy all and no fights... Unless i`m involved that is... But only if its a mud wrestling fight with a lovely girl.. :)
banner exchange
Hello guys, if anybody would like to exchange adult banners with me pls let me know in cc mail or mimmy_80@yahoo.com
RUDE
its too bad that even when speaking to a single person publically in non english that you are too f*****g stupid to use private button in community chat room. do u f*****g realize how you turn off people "xgingerbaby" ? and they leave CC. RUDE as they come. Good night.! have fun with no members girl.
RE: RUDE
This seems like a "slight" over-reaction by someone just because a host has a chat in her own language for a while. I think the member looks like the rude one to me
RE: RUDE
anyone can use the ignore button, I do not know this host and I am not her friend, but some people need to be more tolerant of what and how they say things in the forum. And in personal forums too! call ppl stupid and exhibiting your lack of self control using ** to cover up foul mouth is Rude
Where is my dad?I need to tell him about this horror
Waaaa.That was so terrible I still cant get over my shock.How someone could talk in russian in ComChat when so many girls and even members are talking in tagalog and others languages in Com Chat.
I was just opened ComChat and didnt even see there cos I dont care what were they talking about. But I thought I needed to report her just cos I need to complain about something.
I was just opened ComChat and didnt even see there cos I dont care what were they talking about. But I thought I needed to report her just cos I need to complain about something.
RE: Where is my dad?I need to tell him about this horror
:-)))))) again you make me smile.on ya gorty!
RE: RUDE
I just hope the experience hasn't scarred you for life anonymous.
I was in there once and not only did someone speak in their own language but they were also typing in upper case.
I have never fucking recovered (oops I was bad I didn't use the little ****'s).
I was in there once and not only did someone speak in their own language but they were also typing in upper case.
I have never fucking recovered (oops I was bad I didn't use the little ****'s).
RE: oh! the sense of humour
Yes rules are for everyone but there are some rules, that in the grand scheme of things, don't really matter a great deal.
In my opinion the rule that only English should be spoken in the comm chat is one of them.
What about phrases such as Deja Vu? Allowed or not ?
In my opinion the rule that only English should be spoken in the comm chat is one of them.
What about phrases such as Deja Vu? Allowed or not ?
RE: RUDE
hey dude relax
try doing what i do
i assume all hosts that openly other than english is insulting and/or mocking me. so from now on, i just make note to never see them. same rule applies to all that flood.
so in general i will rarely visit any commchat host, normally there are 400 or 500 hosts that never visit chat . no loss on my end :D
try doing what i do
i assume all hosts that openly other than english is insulting and/or mocking me. so from now on, i just make note to never see them. same rule applies to all that flood.
so in general i will rarely visit any commchat host, normally there are 400 or 500 hosts that never visit chat . no loss on my end :D
RE: RUDE
another small minded person who when faced with decent opinions does not have the vocabulary to debate with common decency & resorts to cheap insults.your insults tell us a lot more about your lack of character than they do about the person you insulted.one more thing"no mirrors in your home,oil painting?"tisme
RE: RUDE
this is not so much about rules. a rule should not be needed. it is about respecting other people. if you wish to converse in another language do it in private. to do it publically excludes others and shows ones lack of manners and classlessness.
RE: RUDE
And if they did it in private it wouldn't exclude you ?
As for finding someone that speaks in the language they have spoken all their life to be lacking in manners and class.You must have led a very sheltered life.
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As for finding someone that speaks in the language they have spoken all their life to be lacking in manners and class.You must have led a very sheltered life.
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RE: RUDE
I just report non english chat to CC.. after they get penalty points, they think twice about repeating. Dont forget as well as comm chat, they also have chathost chat where they can speak any language they like... easy enough for them to be in both chatrooms at the same time if they want..
RE: RUDE
If it wasn't for the fact that this is an adult site I would think I was back in Kindergarten.
What a bunch of fucking cry babies.
What a bunch of fucking cry babies.
RE: RUDE
wow you are so big cool & strong.do you report jaywalkers,litterers,double parkers etc. i will sleep well now knowing you are out there policing cc!
RE: RUDE
no it is selfish.you only report those things that offend YOU! if it was community spirit you would report ALL misdemenouts not those rhat you choose!
RE: RUDE
it is a community like where you live.so you are telling me that if you are in your local mall & people are talking in another language they are being disrespectful & rude to you?its just that you are a gossip & want to know everything being said.grow up!
RE: RUDE to Ginger
you tell them dude or dudette.most of these whingers just come here to moan & gripe & insult others because they probably can't say anything at home as they live in fear of their wives/girlfriends if they even have one. they are really just insignificant things who prove the saying"empty vessels make the most sound".
Spammers are out in force tonight. I will avoid this place for a while
Heavenly confessions
There were 2 women, Linda, and Angie standing at the Pearly Gates of heaven, exchanging stories on how they died.
Linda said that she had a heart attack. Angie said that she froze to death.
Angie asked, "How did you manage to have a heart attack?"
Linda said, " Well it's a long story, but here is the short version. I suspected my husband was cheating on me so I went home to catch him in the act. When i got home, he was sitting on the couch by himself."
"I ran upstairs to check all the closets and under the beds and everything. I looked everywhere! I didn't see anyone upstairs, so I went downstairs and checked all the closets, and cabinets and I didn't see anybody."
"After all that running around and excitement, I guess my heart just gave out."
Angie said, Well if you would have looked in the freezer first, we would both still be alive!!!"
Linda said that she had a heart attack. Angie said that she froze to death.
Angie asked, "How did you manage to have a heart attack?"
Linda said, " Well it's a long story, but here is the short version. I suspected my husband was cheating on me so I went home to catch him in the act. When i got home, he was sitting on the couch by himself."
"I ran upstairs to check all the closets and under the beds and everything. I looked everywhere! I didn't see anyone upstairs, so I went downstairs and checked all the closets, and cabinets and I didn't see anybody."
"After all that running around and excitement, I guess my heart just gave out."
Angie said, Well if you would have looked in the freezer first, we would both still be alive!!!"
Whale lessons
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah in the Bible was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to Heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah in the Bible was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to Heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
What a jerk
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?"
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?"
School girl job
Mr. Brown the old history teacher had a dirty mouth. He was always saying something off color or suggestive.
One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock of girls in tow. "Mr. Brown," she said, "We are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time you say something nasty in class, we are all going to complain to the principal."
Mr. Brown was silent and the girls stormed off thinking they had cowed him.
The next day as everyone arrives in class, Mr. Brown is reading the news paper. The bell rings, but he continues to read.
Finally, he look up and says, "Oh girls. You should find this interesting. The government is recruiting whores to go to Afghanistan and screw the servicemen over there for $100 a day."
All at once the girls get up and head for the door.
"Wait a minute!" shouted Mr. Brown. "The boat doesn't leave till Thursday!"
One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock of girls in tow. "Mr. Brown," she said, "We are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time you say something nasty in class, we are all going to complain to the principal."
Mr. Brown was silent and the girls stormed off thinking they had cowed him.
The next day as everyone arrives in class, Mr. Brown is reading the news paper. The bell rings, but he continues to read.
Finally, he look up and says, "Oh girls. You should find this interesting. The government is recruiting whores to go to Afghanistan and screw the servicemen over there for $100 a day."
All at once the girls get up and head for the door.
"Wait a minute!" shouted Mr. Brown. "The boat doesn't leave till Thursday!"
BUTTHEAD
Let's play. Use left button.
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RE: BUTTHEAD
By any chance, did one of those kicks happen to knock you in the head, Marco?
It was a nice gesture and all, but you really shouldn't have sent Zizou your jersey... How now are you going to check whether you've correctly spelled your own name?
It was a nice gesture and all, but you really shouldn't have sent Zizou your jersey... How now are you going to check whether you've correctly spelled your own name?
RE: loool so true
Wondering why we have already 5 referees in every match, if they are so blind? Zidane headed Materazzi at least ten times during the game already, when Elizondo sent out him from the field:PPPP
I Just wanted to say hello again to Francoise. She is so nice and beautiful! Go see her! She is awesome! I have had good videos with her all the time! Love those nails of her too! Have care on you my friend! HUGs
Soldier stands guard:-))
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
Woman's prayer v.s. Man's prayer
WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One
who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who
thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray
he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls
out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
"how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs Who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One
who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who
thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray
he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls
out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
"how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs Who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
WHY CONDOMS ARE PACKED THIS WAY
A man visits a local pharmacy with his 6-year old son Bryan, a very inquisitive boy. As they were paying for their purchases at the counter, the boy saw some packs of condoms and asked, Daddy, what are condoms used for?'
Daddy replied, Bryan, condoms are used by men to have safe sex. Dont worry about them, youre too young to think about such things.
Okay! But Daddy, why are they packed in 3s? asked Bryan.
Daddy was stumped by the question. He thought for a while, and replied, Those are for young men with high sex drive. They have sex 3 times each weekend, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Each packet can last them a week.
Wow, that is so interesting! But Daddy, why are some of them packed in 12s? asked Bryan again.
Without hesitation, Daddy let out a sigh and replied, Those are for married men whose wives dont like sex. They have sex only once a month. Each packet can last them a year.
Daddy replied, Bryan, condoms are used by men to have safe sex. Dont worry about them, youre too young to think about such things.
Okay! But Daddy, why are they packed in 3s? asked Bryan.
Daddy was stumped by the question. He thought for a while, and replied, Those are for young men with high sex drive. They have sex 3 times each weekend, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Each packet can last them a week.
Wow, that is so interesting! But Daddy, why are some of them packed in 12s? asked Bryan again.
Without hesitation, Daddy let out a sigh and replied, Those are for married men whose wives dont like sex. They have sex only once a month. Each packet can last them a year.
RE: WHY CONDOMS ARE PACKED THIS WAY - the real reason
They are in 3-packs for nightly use with HYPNOSIS
RE: WHY CONDOMS ARE PACKED THIS WAY
I need a million packets because I am always having sex with hot babes, practically every day. I am always paying for condoms!!!!
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Headache
Headache:
I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor, said Murari to Lalwani. Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it? replied Lalwani.
Murari said: Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over.
I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor, said Murari to Lalwani. Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it? replied Lalwani.
Murari said: Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over.
Rolls vs. Yugo
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-
Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts
to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You
got a phone in your Rolls?
I've got one in my Yugo!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a
phone."
The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in
there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a
refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a
TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my
Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of
course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury
car in the world!"
The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed
in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!"
Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce
sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly
ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls. The
next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the
bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It
was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.
So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Yugo, and he
drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo
parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The
driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Yugo. When there
wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the
owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.
"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of
the Rolls stated arrogantly.
The driver of the Yugo looked at him and said,
"You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS!"
"Once again Network Solutions have decided to mess things up... "
Do you think CamContacts simply forgot to renew their domain name? I did that and lost my name to some harvester. The guy bought both the com and org versions of it and has been just sitting on them both.for 2 years. The wierd thing in my case is that the guy never answered my e-mails asking for his terms for their return.
RE: "Once again Network Solutions have decided to mess things up... "
Not everybody is as negligent and neglectful as you Amazed whoever you are. You make conjectures without knowing the whole story. Just because it happened to you, does not mean it happens to everybody else.
RE: "Once again Network Solutions have decided to mess things up... "
Network Solution is notorious for screwing things up. A friend has a commercial website and they put him out of business for days. They have lousy product support and amazingly treat big customers the same as small ones...awful people to do business with.
RE: "Once again Network Solutions have decided to mess things up... "
Perhaps so but was anybody else surprised at CC's response? Badmouthing the service provider over the web seems unprofessional to me. If the 2 organizations are having difficulties in their business relationship they should keep it between themselves and no involve the customer bt airing the dirty laundry. CC should have taken the high road here and said "There are technical difficulties and they are working closely with Network Solutions to remedy ASAP"
RE: "Once again Network Solutions have decided to mess things up... "
why take the sycophantic mealy-mouthed way."if good men say nothing...."you can't spend your whole life without taking a stand against mistreatment!
to my love
"Pussy-Pussy-Cat"
"Oh me girl friend has a pussy
A lovely pussy now
An everytime I rubs it
She goes miaow
She has a lovely pussy
I seen it in her house
I did I seen her pussy cat
A gobble up a mouse!
Oh ya thought it was so naughty
But it's not a naughty song
Ya thought it was so naughty
I was coddin all along
Pussy Pussy Pussy
Pussy Pussy Cat
Pussy Pussy Pussy
So fluffy and so fat
First time I saw her pussy
Twas on a summers day
Her lovely fluffy pussy
A lying in the hay
A di ya like me pussy
Its' the only one I got
Begore I do, I surly do
I like it quite a lot!
Twas late that night when I got home
Twas early in the morning
Me Mammy says get in to bed
Me boy you should be snoring
What kept ya out me Mammy says
Ya know shes awful fussy
Says I, sure I was only playing
With me girlfriends pussy!
Well me Mammy nearly done her nut
Come here you little brat
A chap like you at 32
Them things should not be at
But Mammy you should see it
Such a lovely pussy cat
A rubbing up against me"
Copyright Reserved Richie Kavanagh
"Oh me girl friend has a pussy
A lovely pussy now
An everytime I rubs it
She goes miaow
She has a lovely pussy
I seen it in her house
I did I seen her pussy cat
A gobble up a mouse!
Oh ya thought it was so naughty
But it's not a naughty song
Ya thought it was so naughty
I was coddin all along
Pussy Pussy Pussy
Pussy Pussy Cat
Pussy Pussy Pussy
So fluffy and so fat
First time I saw her pussy
Twas on a summers day
Her lovely fluffy pussy
A lying in the hay
A di ya like me pussy
Its' the only one I got
Begore I do, I surly do
I like it quite a lot!
Twas late that night when I got home
Twas early in the morning
Me Mammy says get in to bed
Me boy you should be snoring
What kept ya out me Mammy says
Ya know shes awful fussy
Says I, sure I was only playing
With me girlfriends pussy!
Well me Mammy nearly done her nut
Come here you little brat
A chap like you at 32
Them things should not be at
But Mammy you should see it
Such a lovely pussy cat
A rubbing up against me"
Copyright Reserved Richie Kavanagh
Love her all I can
I remember the times I was lonely without her
Now she's mine and I spend my times dreamin' about her
Love her all I can and try to understand
The things that make her glad
The things that make her sad
I'm a lucky guy, I hardly ever cry
And when the world looks bad
She's never ever sad
She's so easy to please and it doesn't take money, no, no
We can have a good time when the skies aren't sunny
Ah, I love her all I can and try to understand
The things that make her glad
The things that make her sad
I'm a lucky guy, I hardly ever cry
And when the world looks bad
She's never ever sad
Whoo
I remember the times I was lonely without her
Now she's mine and I spend my time dreamin' about her
I love her all I can and try to understand
The things that make her glad
The things that make her sad
I'm a lucky guy, I hardly ever cry
And when the world looks bad
She's never ever sad
Fulfilling their requests:-))
For girls only:-))
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.
The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter.
The second guy said "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter. So God made him 1000 times smarter.
The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.
So God made him a woman !!
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.
The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter.
The second guy said "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter. So God made him 1000 times smarter.
The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.
So God made him a woman !!
RE: Fulfilling their requests:-))
Of course smart ass.. Sheesh
You can't make a general statement, about which is smarter, as you can't make about which is more beautiful. It always depends on the person and so many other things.
Btw, nice joke, Alex; I guess it was at origins, a misogin joke..
You can't make a general statement, about which is smarter, as you can't make about which is more beautiful. It always depends on the person and so many other things.
Btw, nice joke, Alex; I guess it was at origins, a misogin joke..