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Is honesty really the best policy in relationship?

Yesterday, in one of the usual "Sex and the City" series, Carrie coined an ambiguous question whether honesty is really the only possible and the best policy in man-to-woman relationship. Do you, guys and girls, consider COMPLETE honesty to be the only way to treat the loved ones? Or do you think that it is OK to keep some issues about your private life to yourself? Where is that borderline, I wonder?

And is there any WHITE lie?
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RE: Is honesty really the best policy in relationship?

Same here, I can't lie my partner, I had few times wondering if to or not and just can't do it, don't want to live with the lie. And yes, there is deffinitely soemthing very special between us, never had such strong feelings about anybody before. Married since not even a year :)
Lies are easy on the net, especially when guys ask if i am single heheheh

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To "Gortensia"

I totaly agree with u Gortensia, but in here we meant the Lies in relationships, not the type u described!!! if the honesty will kill someone, then lieing is a most, u can see now how to put it in reality.

there's always a choice, either Lie (a white lie) and lose the honesty and trust from the other over a small lie... or tell the truth and gain the trust and respect!!!

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RE: To "Gortensia"

i see u r insisting on making lies a good thing, while lieing is a must for her case, she is doing something good for keeping her husband alive!! she can't start beeing so HONEST all the sudden so she get rid of him, can u tell me what about the time before he got ill?

everything has exceptions, but u can't save a relationship by another lie and call it an exception.

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RE: Is honesty really the best policy in relationship?

LIES is the thing really destroys everything, not just relations!!!
WHITE or BLACK lie is the same, they both mean the lier thinks the other person is an idiot, while mostly he/she know the truth but sometimes decides not to pay attention.

i've been through a relation where she lies a lot, beleive me it didn't end well because it became a habit to her, and lied about something that kept me worry about her for days for nothing!!!

never do anything wrong so no one have have to lie. otherwise both will be hurt.

so honesty is the best choise, never LIE :``(

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RE: Is honesty really the best policy in relationship?

In a love relationship no borderline should be set-up. Complete honesty it is one of the factors that will make that relationship so very special. Us knowing things about our partner that nobody else ever will and likewise. It leads to complete trust and to a very strong base for the relationship to grow upon.
Why tell a white lie or any kind of lie for that matter?
There are so many ways we can tell the truth.
Just my opinion.
Kisses
AS :-)

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RE: Is honesty really the best policy in relationship?

I also believe honesty is the best policy in a relationship. Trust is a very very big thing for me in any relationship. If you find out someone lies, then you can't trust that person and to rebuild that trust will take a long time. If you love someone or someone loves you, you can't keep any secrets no matter what (good or bad). I would rather be told the truth even if it hurts me, then to find out later that I was lied to. People sometimes chose to tell a white lie so the other person is not hurt emotionally, but for me trust comes first and then deal with the emotions of the truth later. In the end, I will take truth over any lie, even if the truth hurts me. If my love is strong enough for that person, then we can talk about it to overcome the problem. All I can say is that how I am, but again others might think differently, and make their own decisions to tell a white lie so to not hurt someone emotionally, and that might be due to the circumstances or what the problem is. I try not to do that, and just try to be as brutally honest with all my relationships, and then just have to deal with the emotion of how the person reacts to the truth. I also know that I don't try to be malicious or directly try to hurt others, but again there are all types of people in this world, so for most of the time, I don't have to lie to people or do white lies.

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RE: Is honesty really the best policy in relationship?

Honestly, I dont think i could have said it any better!

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RE: Is honesty really the best policy in relationship?

honesty always pays in the long run.

Sometimes I 'whate lie' is necessary. Your partners biryhday and you know she wants the beautiful dress she showed you the other day; you want to surprise her. On your way out she asks 'Sweetheart, where are you off too?'

What is your answer to be?

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RE: Is honesty really the best policy in relationship?

everyone lies. from prostitute to pope. doesnt matter. deception is a built in survival instinct of our animal nature and it cant be stopped. People do it without even thinking about it in normal regular interaction. some more than others. Its just what we choose to lie about that really counts.

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RE: Is honesty really the best policy in relationship?

i think people are disillusioned if they think a lie will masquerade something.

If the receiver has any intelligence - then it makes the liar look foolish and clearly untrustworthy.

A "white lie" is a demonstration of poor commication skills.

In other words - not being able to communicate the real reason in an understanding manner that will not offend.


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RE: Is honesty really the best policy in relationship?

well this is actually a 2 part question about lies and relationships. as in.... Do you lie or tell the truth to your partner about your past and past relationships before you got together? Here I believe that the truth is best. It is your past and even if it is bad, you cannot do anything to change it, so be honest about your past with your partner. It is those past experiences, good and bad, that made you the person you are now and if he/she accepts your past it will bring you closer together, build trust, respect and intimacy between you. But if, for example, you tell them you are a virgin and then later they discover you used to have wild orgies at your house every night and had sex with half of the people of your city, it will destroy all the trust and intimacy between because your partner will have doubts about who you really are and question everything you told them.

And the second part... Is honesty always the best policy when you are in a relationship? Again i think honesty is the best policy. But here is the important part, that so far, it seems, everyone else that posted has missed.......you should know your partner and know what will hurt them or bother them or be offensive to them... and then DON"T do those things. Sometimes things happen that we sincerely do not expect, yes it's true, and if that happens you should be honest with your partner about it. But i think most things that people lie about to their partners are things they knew beforehand would bother or hurt or offend their partner but they chose to do it anyway behind their backs... and then try to lie afterwards to cover their tracks. You don't do that to someone you truly love. At least I wouldn't and I wouldn't stay with any woman who would do it to me. It is about more than just trust, it is also about RESPECT... and you don't respect someone if you lie to them. Trust and respect are the corner stones of real and lasting love...... you cannot have the latter without first having the former. And why bother to even be in a relationship if your goal is not to have a real and lasting love? It may not always be easy to be honest, but it is always the best policy, and if you live your life right, there should be very few times in your life when you have done something that you would even consider lying to your partner.

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RE: English Punctuation

Yes very true and thank you Celebrate :D

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RE: English Punctuation

Just another example of how women can get even little things wrong. LOL

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RE: English Punctuation

SUPER SUPER SUPER
"a women: without her, man is nothing!"
i agree with it!!!!!! lol

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I like your size of humour

:P

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RE: I like your size of humour

and i like the size of your compliment, Gorty :P
:))))

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RE: I like your size of humour

vera not again?

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Condom Slogans:-))

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
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RE: Condom Slogans:-))

Put him in his little bag before you fuck that ugly slag :D

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RE: Condom Slogans:-))

typical low life comment, from a very low lifer himself.

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RE: Condom Slogans:-))

Thank you for your appreciation it is about time.

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RE: to girls

I think if someone will jump into fire I will not jump too only cos someone have jumped there already.

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RE: to girls

A lot of members do not like there names posted in these forums.

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RE: to girls

Why no? I start if you are chicken... My sweetest member is TheDirector. He is my all time and best member. He adores me and I adore him back...

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RE: to girls

I was just saying as for me personally I couldn't care less if my name is posted as best member, worst member, ugliest member, perviest member. It's all good to me :D

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RE: to girls

thts ur problem bo u need to STFU, or keep on pissing people off which could very well be why the ...k u are even here in the first place, oh i forget, u can't get a job. lmao

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RE: to girls

Please excuse my ignorance but STFU means ?

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RE: to girls

Okay worked it out Shut The Fuck Up.

I'll stick with pissing people off if it's all the same to you.

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RE: to girls

oh of course u will. whts worse is no one can stop you. we get someone like you in here every 3 months or so; ur part of a very exclusive club......

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RE: to girls

some members might enjoy being talked about? I have no problem with it

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RE: to girls

talk about me all you want ladies.i am the attention seeker after all. :D

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RE: to girls

oops,sorry alex.you're right

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RE: to girls

... and always will be :)

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RE: to girls

:)

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RE: to girls

I would certainly top most host's lists...the problem is they can't spell WTF......WTF?

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RE: to girls

I will be your top if you are the bottom....or you can be the top..or side...or sitting or standing...bending over...leaning backwards or just about anything you can imagine.

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lucky candys are the best ever

iim ecstatic . overjoyed. ive seen heaven . need i say more. and girls i apologize for my hasty choice in the begining of this long term relationship that is beginning to bud
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RE: Our Life

Lestat was saying that we don't change.. we're just becoming more and more ourselves :) I tend to agree..

There are few people that think we're equal.. we will never really be all treated the same way.. it's life.

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RE: To host

Umm don't remember posting any pics ( Alex wouldn't annoy me about it otherwise :P ) but thank you for your compliments
kisses

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RE: Our Life

Finally there is someone, who could see Psy's photoes:PP

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RE: Our Life

There is someone( the only one ), but he's rarely posting, and he wouldn't say it, he's a gentleman :P

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to vida

life is chances & choices.we take them & make them.to not do this is just existing not living!

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RE: Our Life

You'll get my pic for yours...deal?:PP

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RE: Our Life

Nope, doesn't work that way :P

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RE: Our Life

On which way can work?:PP

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RE: Our Life

It doesn't really :P
I was thinking to send a pic of me.. either of my back ( :P ) either when I was a kid, but I was thinking that for the second maybe CC will have probs.. ( no, I'm not naked in those pics, but I am now :P )

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RE: Our Life

Ok send me a pic with your back, but turn your head and watch back above your shoulder into your cam:PP
This one CC'll allow for sure:PP

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RE: Our Life

Such a complicated task! I am multi-tasking, but this is too much.. what if I'll twist my neck, ha? So you'll have to be satisfied with my back.. and it's not even straight..

now.. where did I put your member name? ....

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RE: Our Life

Hope in to a very safe place...waiting for your back wistfully:PP

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RE: Our Life

typical romantic poop LOL

We are here for two and only two things for the lifeforce:

To produce
To reproduce

Everything is extra extra....................................

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to lifeforce

a load of ....!what is the difference between produce & reproduce?not everyone who comes onto this planet reproduces.produces is a very subjective term.everybody who breathes produces something,but life is much much more than that.its about happiness & contentment & to achieve this you must take chances & make choices!

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Back to ... Our Life

As Alfred Lord Tennyson so brilliantly said:

It little profits that an idle king,
By this still hearth, among these barren crags,
Match'd with an aged wife, I mete and dole
Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me.

I cannot rest from travel: I will drink
Life to the lees: all times I have enjoyed
Greatly, have suffered greatly, both with those
That loved me, and alone; on shore, and when
Through scudding drifts the rainy Hyades
Vexed the dim sea: I am become a name;
For always roaming with a hungry heart
Much have I seen and known; cities of men
And manners, climates, councils, governments,
Myself not least, but honoured of them all;
And drunk delight of battle with my peers;
Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy.
I am part of all that I have met;
Yet all experience is an arch wherethrough
Gleams that untravelled world, whose margin fades
For ever and for ever when I move.
How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnished, not to shine in use!
As though to breath were life. Life piled on life
Were all too little, and of one to me
Little remains: but every hour is saved
From that eternal silence, something more,
A bringer of new things; and vile it were
For some three suns to store and hoard myself,
And this grey spirit yearning in desire
To follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.

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Mars

For those with a little bit of life outside the confides of your bedroom and internet porn .....

This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history.
The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (monn excepted) the brightest object in the night sky.
Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10pm (UK time) and reach its azimuth at about 3am (UK time). By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30am.

Apparently :)
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Great...i'll probably have gone blind by then :))

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RE: Mars

"Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye."
Are you sure? Cause i have some doubt:PP

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RE: Mars

Good spot Alex. I missed that point :))

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RE: Mars

I'm nearly wetting my pants in anticipation.

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RE: Mars

LOL

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RE: Mars

A lot of culminating in the first post. Is that anything to do with oral sex and a mars bar ?

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RE: Mars

Um, you're three years too late... that event occured on August 27th 2003.

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Mother and daughters

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop.

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."


Mom fainted!
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My kind of gal.....and one proud Mamma.... :-D

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RE: Mother and daughters

Hubby of the third daughter:PP>>>

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RE: Mother and daughters

You're not my hubby as far as I know :P

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RE: Mother and daughters

Are you sure Psy?:PP

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To 18JeNNiFeR

18JeNNiFeR u are just a bitchy girl and with your behavior u had offend the community of all real Mistress like me. BDSM it's a fine art and we are not here to ask money to our devoted slaves. The slaves they needs strong Mistress like me to be happy. To be a Real Mistress it's necessary a lot of discipline and time. What i read in your profile look like a joke but seriously BDSM isn't only a role play for me It's my way of life, my philosophy.

I hope here and now u give to our community of Mistress and Master your apologies and u cancel your profile instantly or i promise to u i'll searching and when i'll find u i'll spank, with my wood paddle, your big ass until u can't sit down on a chair for the rest of your life and maybe u'll understand what does means the word MISTRESS.
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Cat fight!

Come on Real Mistress! If she would be the only one! Most of the girls here aren't bi or Domes... you found one to pick on?

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to"real mistress"

get a grip! you do yourself a disservice with your post.my dear you are not a real mistress,only a fantasy mistress at best.what this other girl does is none of your business.if members don't like it,they wont go.so try to not let your over inflated opinion of yourself get in the way of reality.just enjoy your fantasy & let others do their best to make a living.

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RE: To 18JeNNiFeR

"Real" Mistress u did HER a real service....free advertising! LOL Way to go for someone u r "after". I just went to see her profile and checked and she was in vid. LOL This is too funny.

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To RealMistress

and you are only a Real Mistress if the slaves allows you to be ... they are the ones on charge. Rise up slaves!!!

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RE: To RealMistress

Seeing as you are a Real Mistress and "not here for taking money from our slaves" i assume everybody gets a free show now????. Don't talk such rubbish next time theres a good little girl !!!

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RE: To 18JeNNiFeR

What`s wrong with financial domination ? Some slaves love it so give her a break !

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RE: To 18JeNNiFeR

To all stupid bitchy girls like 18Jennifer: i'm not a chathost i like use my power on some slave men or girls here but i have also the responsability to check who anyone abuse of Mistress title...

I'm sure here other people they think like me

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RE: To 18JeNNiFeR

Such a wonderfull atitude!
You have responsability? LOL give us a break !

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RE: To 18JeNNiFeR

Hey, what's wrong? As a real Mistress you should know BDSM is a many-sided thing. So since when is financial domination not a part of BDSM? Do you know it has its community in the Internet? How does it offend you and another Mistresses and Masters? Do you know the causes of moneyslaves why they come to obey just to a bitchy young girl instead of a classical strict Mistress? I know the only but enough reason - they like it. By the way what the difference between a real and not a real Mistress? What does real Mistress do here on CC? Oh yes, she earns money as all another hosts, right? Well, you have achieved the only result - good advertising for her.

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RE: To 18JeNNiFeR

that girl 18jenifer is Yourdiamond too. really funny that she went from Nona dult to dungeon lol

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RE: To 18JeNNiFeR

Who is this Nona Dult? lol :P

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RE: To 18JeNNiFeR

mmm... so what?

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poll

beer pizza or icecream and chicks
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RE: poll

Any chick willing to get down and lick that ice cream off my knob.

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Why not all of them??

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RE: poll

yes

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Hosts with 2 nicks both live?

please no bitching at eachother this time.
does anyone know any.
no other replies and rebuttles.
i'd rather see a dead post then something foolish like the 'rule breaking hosts.
is it possible ?
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RE: Hosts with 2 nicks both live?

Yes, there are some... It is allowed, though the courteous host (and I know several) log OFF the one when the other gets a viewer.

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RE: Hosts with 2 nicks both live?

is possible, but both profiles have to be either in adult or non-adult.

AlpenGold and Aishka is my example of a host having two live sessions.

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RE: Hosts with 2 nicks both live?

Hellogoodbye and SEAofTIME is another pretty example :)

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RE: Hosts with 2 nicks both live?

johnzhon, u have no room to talk. u added to that last line of garbage and u lied on top of that. so, not listening to u for sure

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RE: Hosts with 2 nicks both live?

okay i guess it was useless to ask that in english.
but you say i lied.
what lie did i tell?

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answer to question

It is not the same as when they make bread, and it burns when I pee, It can happen to anyone so don't make such a deal of it...and no i'm not yeasty because of the doughboy...very funny...kiss :)
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RE: answer to question

what???

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RE: answer to question

STD

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RE: answer to question

nope, not an STD ... I would say she has been visited by Candida albicans.

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Gort?:O

Hmmm Who are you Gort?

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RE: answer to question

Hmm why did you sign your post by gort usually I sign as Gort

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RE: answer to question

I think someone is trying to steal your identity Gort

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RE: answer to question

maybe it was a type and meant to b anon??

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Daughter's Purse:-))

One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.

So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."

So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."

So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a penis."
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RE: Daughter's Purse:-))

Lol :D

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Hollywood

It is said that in Hollywood the films have a Happy End, in comparison with the marriages, which have an Unlucky End....
so, there is a question........
Do you agree or not with this statement???

thanks all in advance :))))
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RE: Hollywood

Having been divorced twice, who believes in Hollywood anyway. ;-)

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RE: Hollywood

Actresses and actors often get married and divorce in Hollywood too:PP

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RE: Hollywood

Well it might be true but it might also not be true. It is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a riddle.

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

How about Barcelona ? It has much to offer in terms of architecture with both old and new and is a cosmopolitan city . The beach resort is only 20 minutes away.

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

I was wondering if you can send me more info on Barcelona. I have heard of the Costa Brava area and is that the beach area you were referring? I know that Barcelona is kind of close to this area, and was a location I was thinking of going on vacation in the near future.

Thanks in advance if you send me info.

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

Croatia, Adriatic-sea: wonderful, crystal clear water, amazing islands, old (roman) buildings and cities, lovely bays, good food (fishes, shells), red wines and so on:-))
The Croatian Tourist Alliance should pay for me now a 2 weeks long holiday for this advertisement:PP

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

In the winter you can't beat Argentina. Being in the southern hemisphere the seasons are reversed. December through February is a great time to visit. Because of their financial crisis the US dollar is worth more than 3 Argentine Pesos (they were one to one a few years ago). You can have a great time there and spend very little money. They have a great shoreline with many resort cities along the coast. The country is very modern. The people are great. The food and drink is amazing. It is my pick every winter. Who wants to go with me this year?

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

Try the resorts of southern philippines or Palawan island off west coast of PI about 53 filipine pesos to a dollar great and cheap time lovs of sea and surf activities

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

Why not, this year i havent been there yet. Will we go to the south or to the north?:PP

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

Chornay More

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

Margate

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

LOL, who in thier right minds would go to Margate. A touch of sarcasm there perhaps. Go to the Loire Valley region in France. It is possibly one of the most beautiful areas of Europe. Also the beaches are great too

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

I once went to Margate I think. Nice chips if I remember. But I agree Max more than one day would be too much (okay more than 1 hour :P).

But then again I am not in my right mins anyway so my opinion counts for diddlysquat.

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

MARGATE

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

I would recommend Athens, Greece. Been there once and very romantic and the beaches are not that far from the main city.

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RE: holiday sugestion pls

Athens or Margate? Hmmm decisions decisions!!!! lol

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one2 one

does Selenax adult show in private?
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RE: one2 one

Like we would tell you :p Go and ask, but beware the rules. hehehe

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RE: one2 one

she is in nonadult. Try Cherrymaria. just WOW

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RE: one2 one

why don't you ask her, brainiac.

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No Dick

There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the
doctor's. The first guy says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to
help me!" "What's the problem?" asks the doctor.

"I have no dick!"

So the doctor gives him a metal dick and tells him to come back
in a week.

The next guy comes in and says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to
help me!"

"What's wrong?" the doctor asks.

"I have no dick!"

The doctor gives him a wooden dick and tells him to come back
in a week.

The last guy comes in and has the same problem. The doctor
gives him an electrical dick, and also tells him to come back
in a week.

A week later,the first guy with the metal dick goes to the
doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I hate you, I hate you!"

"Why?" asks the doctor.

"Well, everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, she starts to
shiver!" He walks out.

The next guy with the wooden dick comes in and says, "Doctor! I
hate you!"

"Why?" the doctor asks.

"Everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters up
there!" He walks out.

The last guy with the electrical dick walks in and says,
"Doctor, doctor! I love you, I love you!"

"Why?"

"Everytime I have sex with my girlfriend, her boobs light up!"
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RE: No Dick

...and no dick:PP

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RE: No Dick

Hmmm

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RE: No Dick

when do i laugh?

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RE: No Dick

you forgot about "bitch" :P:P:P

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gortensia most erotic

most captivating ive ever seen
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RE: gortensia most erotic

Dude, i bet you have seen only her then.

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RE: gortensia most erotic

wait.............i thought i was the biggest drama queen.and why you guys always give this woman such a hard time is beyond me.i've never had any problems with her.she's always such a nice swwet woman.maybe if you treated her as such,you wouldn't be so quick to say rude things about her.

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RE: gortensia most erotic

i cant stand her either

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RE: gortensia most erotic

Now cover your left eye and try reading the second line from the bottom.....

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RE: gortensia most erotic

Thx, Jackspeed:)

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to Psycho

I'd rather have a few members who like me much and many who don't like me than all neither like me nor don't like me.

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RE: to Psycho

thats so eloquent.... digest what she said..... that makes so much sense. not that im a genius or anything but i think the guys bitching about her find her too challenging both sexually and intellectually. eg i couldnt hold my own in a battle of wits in a foreign tongue

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RE: to Psycho

Only those follow this host, who doesn't have any selfhood and need someone to lead them.Just dont understand how can you follow someone, who is dishonest, but of course it isnt my job to find out and i dont really care either.

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If you will be nice and not rude she will be sweet and nice to you

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I agree totaly.

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to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls

u just have to see this!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5p__iQAInOc&search=latvia
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RE: to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls

good video but crap song

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RE: to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls

Only the lyircs were crappy, the instrumental part was great, just like the vid.

Thanks for sharing charmedlady! :)

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RE: to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls

ok good music dodgy lyrics

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RE: to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls

Thought there were a few Latvians here

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RE: to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls

Just had 2 Latvian chat hosts come to stay for a holiday at my house. Real nice girls, polite, helpfull and friendly. Just thought i would tell you but , please, no stupid comments

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RE: to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls

nice dream wasnt it ?

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RE: to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls

I bet a wet one too LOL

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RE: to the welshman who was askin of latvian girls

No dream im afraid

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in Rabbit Heaven

Once there was a married couple who promised each other that who ever died first would come back to tell the other what heaven was like. It happened to be that the husband died first. And sure enough, one evening the wife heard the voice of her husband, and she asked him, so what was it like.

He began to describe, Well, first I get up in the morning and have an organic salad, then I have sex, then I eat again, then in the afternoon I have more sex. Then I have another meal of natural food, and again have more sex in the evening before I go to sleep.

The wife was quite surprised at this and asked, So that is what it is like in heaven.

The husband replied, Who said anything about heaven? Im a bunny rabbit in Kansas.
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rating girls looks

3 guys sitting in a bar decide to rate the looks of the next 3 girls that come in to see how the guys agree on women.
1st girl is a redhead : 1st guys says a 7, 2nd guys gives her an 8 3rd guys says 1, first two guys look at third guy a little funny but maybe he does not prefer redheads.
2nd girl is a blonde, 1st guys says she is a 9, 2nd guys says she is a 10!!!, 3rd guys says 3. Now the first two guys are getting pissed off, the third guy is not taking the game serious!
3rd girl walks in a tall stacked Burnette, 1st guy says that ia a 10!!! 2nd guys says no way she is a true 12 if there ever lived one!!!
3rd guys says only a 5! The first two guys jump up and are truly pissed off now, they tell the first guy how can he rate these three beautiful women so low on the 1-10 rating scale??? third guys says"Ohhh I was using the Clydesdale rating, not 1-10"
The first two guys ask what is the Clydesdale scale, Third guy says" That is how many Clydesdale Horses it would take to pull her off my face!!!!!!
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Attention! :P

Hey, My Dear Guys!
Wanna let U know that JustBeMyLuv changed name to Stripperella
Wish everybody a nice week!!!
Million kisses
xoxox
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in russian sounds very crappy :D

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sweet revenge

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Fuming with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

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RE: sweet revenge

Undo the vice?

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RE: sweet revenge

now you spoilt the joke

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