General Forum
RE: can you warm me up....
1. Run around the studio :D
2. Have a cup of coffee/tea/hot chocolate
3. Have some alcohol
4. Get dressed
5. Read jokes, laughing will warm you up ( Aaaaaalex where are you? :D )
2. Have a cup of coffee/tea/hot chocolate
3. Have some alcohol
4. Get dressed
5. Read jokes, laughing will warm you up ( Aaaaaalex where are you? :D )
RE: can you warm me up....
Im here now Psy. Finished with work for this week. I am all yours:PPPP
RE: can you warm me up....
Nadia, we have got to stopmeeting like this. People will start to talk about us :-)
RE: can you warm me up....
Let me warm ya up enigma.. But first things first i need directions so i can find you to warm ya up....
BTW i`ll bring the coal for the fire and the whiskey, that combination works wonders to warm anyone UP..:P And if all else fails i think we can find something to warm each other up... Running round ur room sounds good to me... Will we be naked..?? :D
BTW i`ll bring the coal for the fire and the whiskey, that combination works wonders to warm anyone UP..:P And if all else fails i think we can find something to warm each other up... Running round ur room sounds good to me... Will we be naked..?? :D
to all hosts
now im gonna be rich who wants to be in my favs list
FROM: GEORGE MORGAN
FOREIGN OPERATIONS.
REF: EGS/BSCH 147/02
DATE; 21H SEP 2006
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY
RE: PAYMENT ON ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00.
THIS IS TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT SOME HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY WAS DEPOSITED IN THIS BANK SOME YEARS BACK BY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA IN YOUR FAVOUR. THE ORIGINAL AMOUNT HAS BEEN WITHDRAWN BY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA LEAVING AN ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00(FOUR MILLION SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY UNITED STATE DOLLARS) BEHIND.
LAST WEEK, TWO STAFF OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CAME TO WITHDRAW THE ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00 BUT WE REFUSED RELEASING THE FUND TO THEM.
HOWEVER, THE MANAGMENT OF THIS BANK AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION DECIDED TO SOURCE FOR THE BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND WHOSE NAME THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED FOR CLAIMS.
CONSEQUENTLY, YOU ARE ADVISED TO INDICATE YOUR INTREST FOR CLAIM BY SENDING US WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT YOUR BANKING CO-ORDIATES AND FIRST TWO PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPROT FOR PROPER IDENTIFICATION.
YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED AS A MATTER OF URGENCY TO CONTACT THE FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER CITI BANK LONDON MR GEORGE MORGAN FOR THE RELEASE OF THE FUND.
LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU SOON
SINCERELY
MR. GEORGE MORGAN
FOREIGN OPERATION,
CITI BANK LONDON.
FROM: GEORGE MORGAN
FOREIGN OPERATIONS.
REF: EGS/BSCH 147/02
DATE; 21H SEP 2006
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY
RE: PAYMENT ON ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00.
THIS IS TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT SOME HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY WAS DEPOSITED IN THIS BANK SOME YEARS BACK BY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA IN YOUR FAVOUR. THE ORIGINAL AMOUNT HAS BEEN WITHDRAWN BY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA LEAVING AN ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00(FOUR MILLION SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY UNITED STATE DOLLARS) BEHIND.
LAST WEEK, TWO STAFF OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CAME TO WITHDRAW THE ACCRUED INTREST OF US$4,650,000.00 BUT WE REFUSED RELEASING THE FUND TO THEM.
HOWEVER, THE MANAGMENT OF THIS BANK AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION DECIDED TO SOURCE FOR THE BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND WHOSE NAME THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED FOR CLAIMS.
CONSEQUENTLY, YOU ARE ADVISED TO INDICATE YOUR INTREST FOR CLAIM BY SENDING US WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT YOUR BANKING CO-ORDIATES AND FIRST TWO PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPROT FOR PROPER IDENTIFICATION.
YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED AS A MATTER OF URGENCY TO CONTACT THE FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER CITI BANK LONDON MR GEORGE MORGAN FOR THE RELEASE OF THE FUND.
LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU SOON
SINCERELY
MR. GEORGE MORGAN
FOREIGN OPERATION,
CITI BANK LONDON.
RE: to all hosts
before the net was big we used to get those scams out of nigeria in the mail at the offices.....always good for a laugh
RE: to all hosts
The amazing thing is, they have been doing this for many years. This means people are responding to it! I received one and sent it back saying I won't give my information, so they should just cut me a check and send it along. That was many years ago..I guess my check is in the mail!
REAL MEETING
HOW DO YOU THINK WHETEVER I CAN HAVE MEMBER ONLY AS FRIEND WHEN HE WILL COME TO MY CITY? HE PROMISES TO BE ONLY THE FRIEND. WILL HE ASK ME SEX? I GUESS HE WILL BUT HE ASSURES ME ...
RE: REAL MEETING
If you strip for him in vid and have cyber-sex, of course he will want to fuck you for real.
RE: REAL MEETING
Anon is spot on. If you speak to him about anything sexual or perform prevocatively then it is a relative certainty that he will be expecting sex. Not directly or immediately. He probably feels he can woo you, or buy you and at the very least get some pity sex. I would think it is a rare person who would spend money and travel to see just for a nice heart to heart chat and a kiss on the cheek. If he is your friend...save the friendship and tell him to stay home.
RE: REAL MEETING
Just to put the opposite viewpoint I have met over 10 hosts and in every case the intial basis is friendship. I did not have any expectation of sex, although several of them were in adult category. I have even met their boyfriends and in one case a husband. Ultimately it depends on your judgement of the guy. The majority may be like WTF etc says but there are exceptions. In any case keep to public places for any initial meeting.
RE: REAL MEETING
Looking at your pics I think either he will ask you or at the very least be hoping that it happens :P
But I could be wrong maybe he is a much nicer man than me :D
But I could be wrong maybe he is a much nicer man than me :D
RE: REAL MEETING
Izvini, Kristine, you look t be lovely girl. I wish you only hapiness if you meet for real.
RE: REAL MEETING
For me, if a meetin with a girl from here led to sex, I surely would not complain, but if it did not, that would be fine also. The girls I would consider meeetin, I consider true friends, even if they don't think that way of me. (who knows what they really think)
RE: REAL MEETING
You and he are friends.
You've made it clear that you are just friends and don't want a sexual relationship. He assures you he understands and accepts this.
If you meet and he then wants sex he isn't a friend and you should have nothing else to do with him.
You've made it clear that you are just friends and don't want a sexual relationship. He assures you he understands and accepts this.
If you meet and he then wants sex he isn't a friend and you should have nothing else to do with him.
RE: REAL MEETING
I agree, however...don't real relationships start out as friendships? If u can't be friends, u shouldn't be lovers.
RE: REAL MEETING
I always get surprised what people say in this forum. I will say that I have met a few hosts from this site. Everyone has their own motives to meet someone, and sometimes they are honest with the host about it, or maybe have an ulterior motive.
As for me, I was honest with every host that we should start out as friends, and if we want more at a later time, then I'm open for it, and if not, then I'm ok also.
I never did ask any of them for sex, but sometimes when you meet someone in real life and both of you are attracted to each other, things happen. But it was all natural, and I didn't have any expectations to have sex with any of them. I didn't have any ulterior motives.
All I can say to WINDY19 is that you have expressed to him what you expect from this visit. He has agreed to it verbally. You can't control him, but you are in charge of your own actions. If he doesn't respect your expectations, then he isn't a friend, and you should take action and just leave. It's that easy. I know it is hard to meet someone in real for the first time, and if you don't like what you see, you can always just leave.
As for me, I was honest with every host that we should start out as friends, and if we want more at a later time, then I'm open for it, and if not, then I'm ok also.
I never did ask any of them for sex, but sometimes when you meet someone in real life and both of you are attracted to each other, things happen. But it was all natural, and I didn't have any expectations to have sex with any of them. I didn't have any ulterior motives.
All I can say to WINDY19 is that you have expressed to him what you expect from this visit. He has agreed to it verbally. You can't control him, but you are in charge of your own actions. If he doesn't respect your expectations, then he isn't a friend, and you should take action and just leave. It's that easy. I know it is hard to meet someone in real for the first time, and if you don't like what you see, you can always just leave.
RE: REAL MEETING
human beings are sooo different:) u can never know for sure what he has in his mind but thanks god we have tongues for asking and answering:) so u can put him into picture about your doubts.And the very thing for it to my mind is just to be honest:) so he will know what YOU have in yours:) good luck at your meeting if you have it:)
Great sex
At 46 I am getting all the great sex I can handle ......which is even better because I live at number 12 :))))
RE: Great sex
ahhh, so you know my neighbor too? He's a great guy ain't he, and that thing he does with his tongue! ... whoa nelly!!!
RE: Great sex
I wasn't going to tell anyone but boy does she go. Bangs like a barn door in a force ten gale :)))
RE: For EVERYONE
I would stay around and chat with the host. Its not all about penetrative stuff for me
RE: For EVERYONE
I would stay and chat with her but i don't think I will read any more replies from hosts as I have a feeling that, like gkb's reply, they will give me more information than I care to know. :P
RE: For EVERYONE
If it is one of my fav. girls, it makes no difference, because most I do is chat anyway. A real host/visitor relationship, with favs, is more than sexual gratification.
RE: For EVERYONE
With my favorites, we communicate by other means than pvt. And, that by the way, that is why they are favorites...at least in part. If they have their period, i wait until they are done with it to pvt, or if i pvt them, I am fine with just seein them in bra and panty or topless. LIke mondo, its not all about sex for me with the favorites. I never said (in other threads on this board) that i don't chat in pvt, just that I don't go to pvt to "just chat"
The Seeing Eye Dog:-))
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day.
They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies,
"To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass !!!"
They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies,
"To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass !!!"
The Bug Man:-))
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom when her husband came home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She pushed him in the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone."
"What are you doing in there?"
"I'm investigating a complaint of an infestation of moths."
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, "Why those dirty little bastards...!"
"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She pushed him in the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone."
"What are you doing in there?"
"I'm investigating a complaint of an infestation of moths."
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, "Why those dirty little bastards...!"
I~m here too :(
Hello to everyone ( members of chathost) I just whated to say that i had enought of lonelyness , this mounth was worse i ever had in 3 years since i work here , no people in my charoom , i dont thinck i look that scarry to not even have a "hello" .... im not a beauty but .... not that ugly to scare all people in here ... i just whanted to ask people to come to visit me ( no i dont beg for pvt dont worie ) but form time to time even to have a nice chat will be good instead of beeing alone all day infront of my computer . I thinck im smart enought to be abell to have a decent conversation even a good to listen people ... well if anybody is feeling lonely as me ... ill be online here for some more days so feel free to come to chat with me :). PS im freindly too :)
RE: I~m here too :(
I think I have replied to this query before. There are now, too many chathosts for the number of viewers. It is a buyers market, and, hosts with lower prices, be they ugly or beautiful, will make the money.
RE: I~m here too :(
After 3 years it is probably time for another line of work. You are attractive enough and your English is decent. Check your prices and your attitude. Your pictures are OK..maybe some new ones with some creativity. Other than that...hang in there....we all have slow and down days. Good luck.
RE: I~m here too :( to Vilgelmina
But I hear that AsStartA has so many visitors she needs help to see them all :D:D:D
where is...
Has anyone seen my gnome?
He's about 2 feet tall, big red hat,
and long white beard.
If you have seen him, let me know?
Leave out some milk & cookies for him too!
He's about 2 feet tall, big red hat,
and long white beard.
If you have seen him, let me know?
Leave out some milk & cookies for him too!
RE: where is...
He's a famous actor now doing commercials for Travelocity. By the way, you did a lousy job teaching him how to drive.
RE: where is...
:P I found it sitting out in the open.
I asked out loud if this was anyones,
and no response.
Yummmmmy Cookies
p.s. the milk was a trifle sour.
I asked out loud if this was anyones,
and no response.
Yummmmmy Cookies
p.s. the milk was a trifle sour.
RE: Virgin
i was a virgin till 24. You may not believe it either but it's true, so i easily can agree that there r some virgins here
RE: Virgin
and what is your definition of virgin" a host"? i have met women here who told me during our conversation all the things they have done with men sexually... which was basically everything except have intercourse... and yet still insisted they were virgins. i think many girls try to change the definition of virgin to suit themselves so they can do naughty things but still feel like a good girl. maybe i am old fashioned, but i don't consider girls that have gotten completely naked with a man and given and recieved oral sex, had fingers and toys put in her by a man, and had anal sex... to be a virgin anymore. i am not saying that you have done those things " a host"... i don't know you (at least i don't think i do, since u didn't use ur screenname i can't be sure)... maybe u have, maybe you haven't done things like that... i am just saying things i have been told by other girls and i am curious to know, in your opinion, what it means to be a virgin, these days.
RE: Virgin
I have decided to re-apply for my virginity. I think after 12 months of not being touched, purety has returned to my body. Do they give out certificates if it is reinstated?
RE: Virgin
Well maybe its hard to believe a man being a virgin after 20, but I lost my virginity at 25. I wanted to wait until marriage myself, but that didn't happen. I have no regrets for waiting that long. It shaped me who I am today. It's like any experience you have, it shapes who you are today.
I can say there are still people in this world (both men and women), that still value virginity very highly, so I'm not surprised that there would be virgin hosts here.
Sex is a very precious thing for me still, and cherish every time I have it. Just be yourself, and don't let others change your feelings of being a virgin. Your day will come when you lose your virginity, and you should be proud of who you are.
I can say there are still people in this world (both men and women), that still value virginity very highly, so I'm not surprised that there would be virgin hosts here.
Sex is a very precious thing for me still, and cherish every time I have it. Just be yourself, and don't let others change your feelings of being a virgin. Your day will come when you lose your virginity, and you should be proud of who you are.
:(
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/climatewarmingarctic
and all they can do is argue over who gains shipping rights. :( is this the world we leave for our children?
and all they can do is argue over who gains shipping rights. :( is this the world we leave for our children?
joke
the teacher to the parents of George:
-i have one good news and one bad one for your son
- tell us the bad first
- everyone at school calls your son Mary!
- and the bad ones?
- he was elected miss April
-i have one good news and one bad one for your son
- tell us the bad first
- everyone at school calls your son Mary!
- and the bad ones?
- he was elected miss April
RE: men, could you...
Never, it is especial if she likes to be exposed before men and she is too thoughtless
RE: men, could you...
no, that's why I like ugly fat women with terible body odor and lots of facial hair. No one in their right mind would try to pick her up.
RE: men, could you...
yes, I would never dictate what my GF could or could not do. If she wished to dress to impress then I would only feel proud that she wanted to be with me. If you were my GF it would be the same.
RE: men, could you...
aha...i remember you....must say i always enjoyed talking to you....and nobody owns another so you would be free to wear what you wish, i would just hope my heart was yours and you would do nothing to hurt it..
dear "xoxo"
Actually, in my opinion, in a deep relationship each person does indeed have a slightly possessive interest in the other. Not to the point of slave-like ownership, but I do give myself heart and soul to my partner and I expect a similar feeling in return.
RE: men, could you...
Yes I would. One thing you really need for a relationship to survive is trust.
What would it matter if guys came up to her as long as long as at the end of the night I was the one she wanted to be with.
The problem with being jealous that your partner will cheat is that it invariably becomes a self-fulfilling phrophecy not because the jealous person was right in their assumptions but exactly because of their jealousy.
What would it matter if guys came up to her as long as long as at the end of the night I was the one she wanted to be with.
The problem with being jealous that your partner will cheat is that it invariably becomes a self-fulfilling phrophecy not because the jealous person was right in their assumptions but exactly because of their jealousy.
RE: men, could you...
its no point being"inlove"with someone if you are too jealous to let them have freedom.every relationship needs the solid foundation of trust respect & honesty.love is like a flower it needs to have sunlight to grow & blossom.so yes i would let go where she wants dressed as she pleases,if i lose her she was never truly mine.
RE: men, could you...
How many times do I have to tell you? You can do no wrong for me, so you may have your freedom, but no flirting, we can sleep naked to gether, just don't break my heart :-)
RE: men, could you...
How did you guess?? Am I that obvious??
I suppose I had better ddeclare my undying love for you, then
I LOVE YOU.
I suppose I had better ddeclare my undying love for you, then
I LOVE YOU.
RE: men, could you...
Couldn't agree more that if you care for someone you need to trust and honor them by not trying to control them. Plus one of the tings that undoubtably attracted you to the N or another woman was the way she dressed and acted. Would you want them to now change..That sounds like something that women do:).
dear "enigma"
If she is a "girl" playing with her looks, flaunting her body and enticing men and enjoying all the attention, then she is not mature enough to for a full relationship and I wouldn't be happy about that. A "woman" knows how to look and feel good about herself without seeming to be "on the prowl."
RE: dear "enigma"
You bring up a very valid point. I like to think of myself as a guy that is not possesive and mature enough to overlook harmless flirtation...but if love is real between the couple she should never give her partner any reason to be worried...Real sexuality is not in the clothes is in the body language...
RE: men, could you...
Well, you are not quite my type. I might give you a look, but I wouldn't really flirt with you. It;s good that we are all attarcted to different types of people, isn't it?
Prices in Russia
Is it true in Russia you have to wait in line for 6 hours to get a roll of toilet paper? And a meal at McDonalds cost $4,000?
RE: Prices in Russia
You know..I've heard that. But, what's really surprising, is, the moon is made of cheese! I think I'd rather go there, then go check out the toilet paper thing in Russia!
RE: Prices in Russia
You werre misinformed, it's the green cheese on the moon that is $4000 per kilo..
RE: Prices in Russia
and once you get it and use it, it cuts your anal sphincter to shreds ...
RE: Prices in Russia
if i got that paper, i Idoubt whether i use it for anal or any other shit :D
RE: Prices in Russia
nope, not true, i been there and ate at McDonalds at red square. Normal prices
RE: Prices in Russia
Wondergirly you have upset me.
"Bears walking in the street"
I always thought it was "Ladies walking bare in the street" Or is that one true? :P
"Bears walking in the street"
I always thought it was "Ladies walking bare in the street" Or is that one true? :P
RE: Prices in Russia
I hear a Russian cell phone weighs 2 kilos and it runs off a car battery you carry around straped to your back
RE: Prices in Russia
i think some of the replies to this post suggest that some russian girls really cannot tell when someone is joking
RE: Prices in Russia
I was in Astoria in Piter and a bear almost attacked me..................
RE: Prices in Russia
wow, swank digs......i suppose the bear who almost attacked you there threatened you with a silver caviar spoon?
that's bears for ya.
at least russian bears have a bit of class though....i head in some southern european countries, the bears there can't even match their saucepans to their saucepan lids.
that's bears for ya.
at least russian bears have a bit of class though....i head in some southern european countries, the bears there can't even match their saucepans to their saucepan lids.
RE: Prices in Russia
I saw on one russian site that average temperature in siberia (tomsk, i think) was minus 1.3 degrees. So there must be a frost for a big amount of the year!
It didn't mention the dancing bears though - so maybe we will just trust you on that :)
It didn't mention the dancing bears though - so maybe we will just trust you on that :)
RE: Tomsk is the best town
in which case Bulgaria must be a great country and the Orinoco a wonderful river (wherever the fuck it is)
RE: Tomsk is the best town
It borders Venezuela and Colombia runs east and deposits itself into the Caribbean Sea
RE: Tomsk is the best town - INYF/Banana
You guys crease me up, but I must disagree, NOvosibirsk is best city, I have left my heart ther
RE: Tomsk is the best town
My heart too was left somewhere in Novosibirsk. Broken and of no further use
RE: to Max
What kind of asinine thinking is that? And maybe god wants girls to fuck the wrong men before she meets the right one?
Let me guess, you are a compassionate concertivative. geeezzz where do you guys come from?
Let me guess, you are a compassionate concertivative. geeezzz where do you guys come from?
RE: to Max
Whatever God wanted it wasn't the same as me !! Still I guess we all have to learn lessons in life. Shame they are often painful
RE: to Max
wow anonymous & cleaver dont you think that it was a way of expressing the saying"whatever doesn't kill me will only make me stronger"remember that"one who cares"is not a native english speaker. why is showing compassion such a bad thing?
RE: to Max
A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.
RE: to Max
Thankyou for your reply and maybe you are right. I don't think I will fall for the same situation again now though
RE: A MISTAKE ALMOST ALL WOMEN MAKE WITH MEN... (ch.1)
Is this the stuff women read about in those girly magazines?
No wonder girls have cooties.
No wonder girls have cooties.
RE: A MISTAKE ALMOST ALL WOMEN MAKE WITH MEN... (ch.1)
<<got indigestion
May you pls tell me short and clear whats the topic of the discussion
May you pls tell me short and clear whats the topic of the discussion
RE: A MISTAKE ALMOST ALL WOMEN MAKE WITH MEN... (ch.1)
In short Gortenzia
A UK saying "There is no use making a mountain out of a molehill"
Reacting to small problems as if they were big problems.
A UK saying "There is no use making a mountain out of a molehill"
Reacting to small problems as if they were big problems.
RE: A MISTAKE ALMOST ALL WOMEN MAKE WITH MEN... (ch.1)
pardon, is this the line for government toilet paper?
RE: A MISTAKE ALMOST ALL WOMEN MAKE WITH MEN... (ch.1)
no, the line for toilet paper and green cheese is on the one thread above :D
RE: A MISTAKE ALMOST ALL WOMEN MAKE WITH MEN... (ch.1)
i'm sorry, dear.....to do that, i'm afraid that might have to wait in an even longer line. :p
RE: A MISTAKE ALMOST ALL WOMEN MAKE WITH MEN... (ch.1)
I agree with "me" ABanana you sinking fast :P
You'll soon be joining me (thats me as in myself rather than the guy or girl who posted as "me") in the cc cess pit if you carry onlike that :D
Also Anne you sound like my ideal woman. You don't want to receive any money and I don't have any or want to give any :P
You'll soon be joining me (thats me as in myself rather than the guy or girl who posted as "me") in the cc cess pit if you carry onlike that :D
Also Anne you sound like my ideal woman. You don't want to receive any money and I don't have any or want to give any :P
to INYF and me
I am trying to attain that level INYF ... it has been my life's ambition.
And to "me", all I can say is thank you for noticing me (as in me, not you) amongst all of these posts. I am flattered and honored that you have chosen me (again me as in me not you) to respond to :)
And to "me", all I can say is thank you for noticing me (as in me, not you) amongst all of these posts. I am flattered and honored that you have chosen me (again me as in me not you) to respond to :)
RE: A MISTAKE ALMOST ALL WOMEN MAKE WITH MEN... (ch.1)
Wow this is deep....My lil mind is now confused....interested but confused. I think I need another beer or something.....
Cheers,
M-Man
Cheers,
M-Man
host talk about members
it seems strange when some people in cc room-acts like the they love one another and especially when a person comes on and all host gang up on them and say how much they love them and miss them and when they leave and come back you find other members telling other members how they talk bad things about them--just curious host--why do you do this--is there any respect left around-even on cyber sex chat lines
RE: a degree
No it doesn't upset me I'm just waiting to hear my first Russian Joke that is funny :P
RE: a degree
try this one (for which I apologize in advance):
During his visit to the USSR, Nixon was intrigued by a new telephone capable of connecting with Hell. He called and spoke for a minute with Lucifer, and the call cost him the equivalent of US$75.23 cents. He was quite astounded by this but since the US Government was paying, he shrugged it off. On his way back to the US he stopped in England and discovered that they had a similar telephone, so he called Hell again and spoke for another minute with Beelzebub and one of his little pixies, and the call cost him the equivalent of US$60.86. Again he didn't care since the US tax payers were paying for it. When he came back home, he was delighted to find that this same service was now available in the US. He tried it again, talked for a minute with the Prince of Darkness and this time received a bill for only 32 cents!. Nixon was understandly confused and so he called the phone company.
"I just made a call to Hell. How come it only cost me 32 cents here? The same call cost me about 76 dollars in the USSR and about 61 dollars in England"
"Well", said the operator. "Over here it's a local call."
During his visit to the USSR, Nixon was intrigued by a new telephone capable of connecting with Hell. He called and spoke for a minute with Lucifer, and the call cost him the equivalent of US$75.23 cents. He was quite astounded by this but since the US Government was paying, he shrugged it off. On his way back to the US he stopped in England and discovered that they had a similar telephone, so he called Hell again and spoke for another minute with Beelzebub and one of his little pixies, and the call cost him the equivalent of US$60.86. Again he didn't care since the US tax payers were paying for it. When he came back home, he was delighted to find that this same service was now available in the US. He tried it again, talked for a minute with the Prince of Darkness and this time received a bill for only 32 cents!. Nixon was understandly confused and so he called the phone company.
"I just made a call to Hell. How come it only cost me 32 cents here? The same call cost me about 76 dollars in the USSR and about 61 dollars in England"
"Well", said the operator. "Over here it's a local call."
RE: a degree
...and somewhere in nyc a chunky venezuelan chomsky fan has himself a little giggle...
blind date berks
ever been set up with the man/woman of your dreams only to find he's/she's straight out of your nightmares??
RE: blind date berks
It may be of interest to know that "berk" is cockney rhyming slang, derived from Berkeley Hunt...
RE: blind date berks
It partly explains the OP. I had no idea. Unfortunately, I still have no idea what the whole phrase means, but now I know what it's short for. In California, I think the Berkeley part could be misleading.