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RE: SFHM

I think I can put you in touch with a perfect pervert. Just CCmail me, with your telephone number and vital stastics, and we can make beautiful music ;-)

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Your Special Host

I just returned from a visit to Russia. My suggestion to any man who has a special connection with a special woman from Russia is simple. Go see her!! Allow the magic to begin for you. Take your time online to know each other; be yourself, then when you meet face to face, it may be a wonderful and powerful experience. My own experience tells me that not all meetings will be magical. But if you take the time to know each other before going when you finally arrive the gates of endless possibly can open for you. If you want to see her and she wants to see you, wait no more, and allow the possibility for magic in your life! Go to her now!

LOL and make sure to tell CC so they dont block your CC account if you use CC from Russia
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RE: Your Special Host

Agree, let the magic begin...
1st an illusion of "she realy likes me" follwed up with a dispeararing act of your money. If she's realy good it will be done with smoke and mirrors.

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SFHL

I'm looking for a host. It doesn't matter which category. She must be young (18 - 20), beautiful, long hair (shoulder length), nice body, but essentially, she must have Short, Fat, Hairy Legs.
Anyone know of such a host? Profiles, and I have scanned hundreds, do not give this information.
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RE: SFHL

Polina, if this is you, last time I looked, you are the one I describe :D:D:D

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RE: to anon

Dear sweet Polina, Izvini, it was meant to be a joke. To make amends, I come to vid with youand spend 2 hours gazing at only your beautiful, long, slim, hairless legs. :D

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RE: SFHL

Lucky you included "she" in your request otherwise I'm sure you would have gotten lots of male host names.

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RE: SFHL

Sounds like u were looking for an Orangutan lady.........u should rather visit the zoo LOL
oooops dont wanna blame any orangutan, sorry if i did

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RE: SFHL

Caramella is getting very popular lately

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Whats up with the woman?I saw her pics.Her legs are not hairy.

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RE: SFHL

'lol' is just a shallow prat without a name ;-)

No bollocks.... hehe

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RE: SFHL

Sorry, Vera, but your legs are much to beautiful :-(

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RE: SFHL

You have beautiful legs PW :p

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RE: SFHL

so do you DM.what are they doing this winter my ears might need warming? LOL!

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Guess What :-)

Whoops, this was me as well, forgot to sign ;-)
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RE: Guess What :-)

didnt u say on ur former one it were the last one for today???

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Last one for today

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high
esteem. One day an acquaintance came upon the great philosopher and
said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend?"

"Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything
I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter
Test."

"Triple filter test?"

"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my
friend, let's take a moment and filter what you're going to say. The
first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you
are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or
not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what
you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about
him, and you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test
though, because there's one filter left: the filter of Usefulness.
Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to
me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither
true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?"

This meyhod of thought is why Socrates is considered one of the
greatest philosophers ever documented. and held in such high esteem.

It also explains why he never found out his best friend was screwing
his wife.


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Questions

Something to wake your brain up this morning!

Subject: 5 QUESTIONS

See if you can figure out the answers to these five questions. Answers below
but don't scroll down to them until you're absolutely stuck, OK?

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with
loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for the murderer?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5
minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you
throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what it is? It
looks so plain you would think nothing is wrong and, in fact, nothing is
wrong! It is unusual, though. Study it, and think about it and you still may
not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try
to do it without any coaching!

Answers Wednesday. (If I remember :D )
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1. third, lions that didn't eat in three years are dead :P
2. Is it a game?
3. Coal
4. Yesterday, today, tomorrow
5. no idea

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RE: Questions

2. Is it a game?

No. She shoots, prints, develops and hangs a photograph to dry.

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#1) the Lions are dead
#2 she's a photographer
#3 A newsaper
#4 yesterday, today & tomorrow
#5 No 'E"s in the sentence

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RE: Questions

Ah, close :D

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RE: Questions

It looks like we won't have to wait until Wednesday. Albert, who first asked the questions, has provided all the right answers.

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RE: Questions

ahhh, #3 is charcoal
do I win the nobel preace prize again?

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RE: Questions

what do you mean "again"? ... it was I who won the damn peace prize, you won it for physics you dolt! I would take you out and give you a damn good thrashing if we weren't both dead already!

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Guess What :-)

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually
either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up
again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a
fire under their a*se. Then of course, there's the hot air factor.

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting
hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up
people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the
bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are
occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It
easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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It's Monday, I'm back at work and still bored

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried
this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his
arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.
His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can
punish the whole individual for an offense committed
by his limb."
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"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic,
I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment.
He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
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The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance
he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench,
and walked out.


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Ouch

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing
seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white
powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year.
All you have to do is say '123,' and it will rise for as long as you wish"
The guy asks, "What happens when I don't want to continue?"
The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and
it will go down. But be warned - it will not work again for another year."
Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night
he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most
exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123."
He suddenly becomes more aroused than any previous time in his life - just
as the medicine man had promised.
Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123
for?"......................................

.....................................................And now you know why
you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
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The Goldfish Bowl

The Goldfish Bowl
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Come with me to a third grade classroom...

There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a
sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his
pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he
cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never
happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he
will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll
never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes
his heart is going to stop, he puts his head down and prays --
"Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes
from now I'm dead meat."

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a
look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is
carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips
in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water
in the boy's lap.

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to
himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule,
the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him
downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants
dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees
cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as
life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has
been transferred to someone else - Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. "You've done
enough, you klutz!" Finally, at the end of the day, as they are
waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,
"You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."


~Author Unknown~
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thanks god there are girls like susie :-)

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Yeah....... ut if u knew Susie like I know Susie..... oh oh, oh what a girl

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RE: I wonder.....

u should be happy that they dont! - so the may come back again :P
btw... did i ever write that?

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Was this the only lie told to you by guys?

May be it's only me so lucky but I was lied much more.
Starting from the promiss that they will execute any wish of mine, etc..:D

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RE: Was this the only lie told to you by guys?

smells like something crawled your your ass and died

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RE: Was this the only lie told to you by guys?

does it matter vera? he cant type anyway so it shouldnt matter lol

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RE: Was this the only lie told to you by guys?

Well if I was going to be shot for example...I don't smoke...screw the last meal....I sure would die for a little last fling...not what you asked but...screw it.

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why know wildyy

Just jumping on the promotion bandwagon. who knows wildyy?
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who knows wildyy

who knows wildyy ?
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nothing against wildyy........but the one who is opening the same thread on one single day starts to annoy me!

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life

Taking Life Seriously
Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too
Seriously :-)

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
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Never take life seriously..... nobody gets out alive, anyway :D

btw...i liked about a clear conscience and some other things too :))) lol

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RE: life

Refreshing to see some intelligent humor here.

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who knows wildyy

girls, who knows wildyy from rostov. I hope girls will answer this question.
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who knows wildyy

hey girls from rostov who knows wildyy, she is very nice:)
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RE: ? damn

$100 will buy more in some counteries than others

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1/2 your internet bill? bit epensive

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RE: ? damn

I don't know about europe, but in the Philippines $100 is a about 5000 pesos

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Which is about 1/3 of the average family income per month in PI

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Is 2 hours video

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Some hours on video

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With you, Vera, I could spend $500.00 in vid. :p

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You know where to find me:D

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$100..... depends where I am, with whom and doing what. It can disappear in a minute or last for a long time. I can get a months worth of gas with it or blow it on drinks in a club pretty quickly. It also depends on how hard it is to come by. I don't make a lot so yeah...it is a lot of money....for others....it is virtually nothing.....

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try seeing if you can give yourself a bj - hours of fun

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but really bad on the neck and back...lol

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Then give a bj to a man ..also some fun :D

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The Psychotherapist:-))

A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from
scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner
advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him and
put it above his shop entrance.

But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had
especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the
sign board. So he decided to check it out himself.

Then he understood why!

The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3
words: Psycho-
the-
rapist.
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Lol never trust kids :))

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RE: The Psychotherapist:-))

I could say something here...

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Fat Free French Fries:-))

I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign
which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was
dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were
dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my
order.

"Just a minute!" I said. "Those aren't fat free."

"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes... The fat is free!"
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'Nuff Said

Tony Blair and his driver were cruising along a country road one
night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Tony told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the
owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later Tony sees his driver staggering back to the
car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his
clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you", asked Tony.

"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar
and his 19 year old daughter ripped my clothes off and gave me a blow
job."

"My God, what did you tell them", asks Blair.

The driver replies, "I'm Tony Blair's driver, and I just killed the
pig".
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RE: 'Nuff Said

You should know better not to joke about a head of state!!!

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RE: 'Nuff Said

The Queen is my Head of State, not some jumped up little turd

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RE: 'Nuff Said

Here Here !! Mondo. The joke is being very unfair to pigs btw

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RE: 'Nuff Said

I'll drink to that Mondo and you can include ours as well.

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How To Cope

Sometimes a man has to choose
And do something he doesn't wanna do
Do I live my life with you as my wife
Or do I go on and pursue my lifetime dream
I gotta do this for me
Cuz if I don't I'll probably regret it
But if I do I'll probably regret it
How do I cope

How do you cope when
The one you love is with somebody else
And there's nothing you could do about it
How do I deal with
The fact that you had a chance
But you chose to turn away for your career
I gotta take it though it's heartbreakin'
It's something that I had to do
But nobody said that it would hurt so bad
So how do I live...how do I deal without you

It's killing me to know
That your heart's with me
But you're with him cause I chose
To be in this industry
Money, shows, and hoes come along with luxury and pain
Is all you see when you think about it
But this is the life that I was given
So I have to live it to the fullest
But how do I deal in the meantime without you

How do you deal when you can't be with
the one you love but the one you love is
with somebody else
What do you do when you know she don't love him
but she love me but she cant stand lovin' you faraway
you just deal with it,deal with it
(I dont wanna have to live with it)
you just deal with it,deal with it
(no,no,no)
you just deal with it,deal with it
(I dont want nobody else alovin' you)
you just deal with it,deal with it
(I dont nobody else alovin' me)

How do you cope when
The one you love is with somebody else
And there's nothing you could do about it.......
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no risk no fun.........not pain no gain
everybody has to find his own way.....nobody will live ur life for u........
whatever u are going to do........u have to be able to pay the price for it

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21hotmodel

Wow this this girl is so exciting good talker sweet and fun with it hehe wow she is the best here. fantastic! m christine we love you you know that!
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RE: 21hotmodel

damn another promo
sheesh!

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tinyasian-asiandoll19

i have been watching a video of tinyasian for a while just her playing on the beach, but woww so beautiful and cute! i would live to have video chat with her but she is never on line. Is she the same as asiandoll19? if so i will check her out:) is it you baby someone please put me out of my misery!! any body know? muah!
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RE: tinyasian-asiandoll19

Hmmmmm, does nothing for me ... but if she works for you, have fun

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RE: tinyasian-asiandoll19

hey dude what is they say, to each his own......

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RE: tinyasian-asiandoll19

Open your eyes.
Where is any similarity between tinyasian and asiandoll19?They can't be the same person.You must be joking.
If they are the same person then I'm and Will Smith is the same person.
Better go check your eyesight.

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RE: tinyasian-asiandoll19

Tiny you still need a new jump rope

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RE: tinyasian-asiandoll19

thanks for your message asiandoll amongst all the normal attached rubbish which seems to get caught up in the slip stream of any message posted here ( have they got nothing better to do!) hope to catch you soon I will check the late sessions:) take care!

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RE: tinyasian-asiandoll19

Super host. Tiny kid with amazinging tight body. Does phone on occasion. A bt on the expensive side but US based. You have to like super tight bodies to be a Tiny fan. Nice kid.

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RE: PLEASE

what this mean?

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