General Forum
RE: a tribute to a banana
I would have to agree.
Although sometimes after reading some ofhis posts I am glad that he doesn't live next door to me :P
But I believe he is working on a machine that will allow him to be everyone in the worlds next door neighbour.
Although sometimes after reading some ofhis posts I am glad that he doesn't live next door to me :P
But I believe he is working on a machine that will allow him to be everyone in the worlds next door neighbour.
RE: a tribute to a banana
now if only he could grab a shuttle from the mother ship and come back down to earth?!
RE: a tribute to a banana
comedy genius?? first off...he shows no comedic ability at all, only rambling rhetoric that is good only for the purpose of sleep inducement. second...einstein was a genius and this banana doesnt even have a brain.
RE: a tribute to a banana
Feeling jealous? Or just a victim ?
He is funny and he is smart, you need the brains to say all those things.
But in fact, he's a banana and bananas don't speak or eat, or type and don't even have sense of humor, they just wish to be used :P
He is funny and he is smart, you need the brains to say all those things.
But in fact, he's a banana and bananas don't speak or eat, or type and don't even have sense of humor, they just wish to be used :P
RE: a tribute to a banana
Psy maybe I should tell you my member name and then you could USE me :P
RE: a tribute to a banana
As a simple banana, I am very humbled by all your kind words. I certainly do not deserve such a tribute but I appreciate the compliments - thank you to the first Anonymous and INYF and Psy.
RE: a tribute to a banana
I agree with jolly ollie orange. and by the way not all fruits are equal, some are more equal than others......
Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
what is anyone to make of the Danish Embassy in Beirut being burned down?
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
in islam, any dipiction of mohammed is forbidden, so i've heard.. it's blasphemy.
so even if the cartoon that has caused all this uproar had originally been a drawing of mohammed smiling and smelling a flower or petting a kitten or something, then still there would have been zealots who thought it appropriate to start firebombing and killing and all.
so even if the cartoon that has caused all this uproar had originally been a drawing of mohammed smiling and smelling a flower or petting a kitten or something, then still there would have been zealots who thought it appropriate to start firebombing and killing and all.
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
nope, it sure doesn't seem so... or at least it seems it doesn't take much to make a mountain out of a mole hill enough to manipulate a certain type of fellow into going ape shit...
seriously, don't they see the irony? ....muhammed's been depicted as a terrorist, so what's the best course of action that should be taken to protest? ..umm, engage in terrorist actions against all of denmark, of course.. that'll help disprove the opinion of that single danish cartoonist and the one danish newspaper that originally dared print his cartoon:P
muslim, jew, christian, whatever... all i know is that people in gereral seem pretty stupid sometimes.
seriously, don't they see the irony? ....muhammed's been depicted as a terrorist, so what's the best course of action that should be taken to protest? ..umm, engage in terrorist actions against all of denmark, of course.. that'll help disprove the opinion of that single danish cartoonist and the one danish newspaper that originally dared print his cartoon:P
muslim, jew, christian, whatever... all i know is that people in gereral seem pretty stupid sometimes.
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
i believe what simply is being said here, is that of all the religions in the world, the Muslims of Islam, at least in modern day, are the more violent of any other group, and no, they appear not to see the irony of it all. Unfortunately, it's fair to say the vilolence may escalate. But then in an open society, newspapers of the media should be able to print what they so chose. If it's deemed to be stupid or offensive by other ethinc/ religious groups to print such cartoons, then these groups simply don't understand the infrastructure of free and open societies to print such things, nor will they ever, and that is a pity! Hence a Culture Clash......:(........But agreed, people in general can and do appear to be very stupid sometimes!
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
C'mon! A cartoon makes Muslims go crazy and turn into angry little children! No other people in the world are crazy like Muslims! Most the problems in the world are with Muslims it seems. They are not just attacking Danish things.
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/000771.html
Reuters:In an Internet statement, the Islamic Army of Iraq, which has claimed responsibility for killing foreign hostages, urged militants to kidnap Danes and "cut them into as many pieces as the number of newspapers that printed the cartoons".
"The Islamic Army in Iraq also declares that all countries whose newspapers printed the insulting and disgraceful pictures are legitimate targets and our response will be ... tremendous."
It is scary how some ppl lack any sense of humor and turn it in violence :-(
Reuters:In an Internet statement, the Islamic Army of Iraq, which has claimed responsibility for killing foreign hostages, urged militants to kidnap Danes and "cut them into as many pieces as the number of newspapers that printed the cartoons".
"The Islamic Army in Iraq also declares that all countries whose newspapers printed the insulting and disgraceful pictures are legitimate targets and our response will be ... tremendous."
It is scary how some ppl lack any sense of humor and turn it in violence :-(
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
i feel it just shows how mindless ppl are.
the cartoons were printed in september without any problems.
then just now some fanatic said they should be upset, so now they are upset and killing ppl and burning things.
maybe we can draw some pictures of oil prices going up and in a few months the fanatics can get pissed off and burn all the oil fields
oh wait saddam did it already. forget it. lets go look at some boobs:D
the cartoons were printed in september without any problems.
then just now some fanatic said they should be upset, so now they are upset and killing ppl and burning things.
maybe we can draw some pictures of oil prices going up and in a few months the fanatics can get pissed off and burn all the oil fields
oh wait saddam did it already. forget it. lets go look at some boobs:D
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
The Muslims react because a cartoon depicts them (by means of a cartoon of Mohammad) as terrorists and murderers, and how do they react? Like terrorists and murderers! Point proven I think.
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
the only thing good about this whole thing is that for once the US isnt the big bad guy.
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
for one it is a few muslim extremists creating this problem not the whole islamic world!!!!. islamic law can be swift and just. i do also nelieve under islamic tradition if a stranger turned up on your doorstep and asked for water and food you are obliged to help him.the problems in northern ireland stemmed from religeon so are all catholics and protestants lunatics???????? Unfortunately through out history many wars and conflicts have been caused by a small band of religeous extremists. Both the bible and the Koran state thou shall not kill!!!!!! most of the so called suicide attacks are due to the fact some are fooled in thinking this is their way into their promised land with allah misled by a few very well educated clerics who can like many diplomats convince many that their words are the only truth Both bush and Blair lied to their respective countries about the reasons for this so called war and many have died are they religeous fanatics? No just educated (suposedly) or got very good speech writers.as to the cartoons if the pope was the target half the catholic world be angry but no some fool decided to add fuel to the fire and make fun at the islamic nations which have been in a bitter struggle for as long as has been a history
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
Guess this explains why they say "Don't buy danish" ,but they will never say NO! to the money danish government is helpin' them with...
....aren't they really sweet?!?
Looks bit odd to wait from september till end of january to start stirin' up the shit.Something is really fishy.
And believe me it's not nice to see your kids scared askin' ya if the war will come here in Denmark,and if it does come what's gonna happen with us :-(
....aren't they really sweet?!?
Looks bit odd to wait from september till end of january to start stirin' up the shit.Something is really fishy.
And believe me it's not nice to see your kids scared askin' ya if the war will come here in Denmark,and if it does come what's gonna happen with us :-(
RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze
supposedly islmaic beliefs forbid not only depictions of mohammed, but of any prophet.. jesus included.
where are those muslim extremists calling for the heads of the creators of 'the passion of the christ' then, i wonder ..let alone the creators of cartoons that many christians find offensive such as 'south park'..
if the sanctity of all their beliefs are to be defended so fiercely, where are the same reactions over unflattering depictions of jesus? ...it's hypocritical.. i think it's more than just religion causing all the bedlam, it's people in postions of power spreading xenophia and hate for their own purposes and their own ends... if islam really is a peaceful religion, i just wish more in the sane muslim world would be vocal in publicly decrying this kind of insanity..
where are those muslim extremists calling for the heads of the creators of 'the passion of the christ' then, i wonder ..let alone the creators of cartoons that many christians find offensive such as 'south park'..
if the sanctity of all their beliefs are to be defended so fiercely, where are the same reactions over unflattering depictions of jesus? ...it's hypocritical.. i think it's more than just religion causing all the bedlam, it's people in postions of power spreading xenophia and hate for their own purposes and their own ends... if islam really is a peaceful religion, i just wish more in the sane muslim world would be vocal in publicly decrying this kind of insanity..
Daily Gospel
For Everything Holy There is Something Unholy.....Such is the Essence of Temptation......
RE: Daily Gospel
and for everything unholy there is something wholly baloney... such is the essence of deification...
RE: Daily Gospel
Zealous, I can only help you with your hatefulness against the Deity if you come and confess your sins. Your very soul depends upon it.....In the meantime May you find PEACE, and not take all of this too seriously :P
RE: Daily Gospel
i never take anything too seriously... if that's a sin, i hereby dutifully confess:P
peace to you, deity... and more importantly, to all your many minions too;)
peace to you, deity... and more importantly, to all your many minions too;)
RE: Daily Gospel
Thank you for your confession my son, it is dutifully noted, and your Salvation is now complete. All the minions shall be pleased to hear of this. Someday, you might even achieve Sainthood.......;):)
RE: Daily Gospel
You must forthwith renounce your claim to the use of the name "Deity" and refrain from granting salvation to the unworthy, otherwise I will be forced to smite you down where you stand.
RE: Daily Gospel
Not to worry, I was going to resign anyway. I understand how deeply all of this troubles you.........;)
Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060208/ap_on_re_mi_ea/prophet_drawings
RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
it looks like theres gonna be a global war over this thing. if so, bring it on and get it over with!
RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
let's hope not. it would be a real shame if ww3 began over a cartoon. sometimes people are just too sensitive.
RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
the drawings are not appropriate. but neither are the same type drawings of cartoons depicting the Prophets and Saints of other world religions. Does it not work both ways?
RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
what do u expect of a religious group that their only way to express discontent is with mobs burning and destroying. have these animals never heard of peaceful protesting? all they know is violence and should be treated with the same.
RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
it looks like it very well may be coming down to what you just said. Not even their own leaders are condemimg their own violent protesting.
RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
oh sure....it's all about the cartoons....as if LA 1992 was all about Rodney King. Sheesh.
RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
well if not the cartoons it sure don't take much to get um angry do it?
RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
take it easy rukidding. everyone is in agreement that the cartoon has little to do with it. But it doesn't take much for a match to envelop into a flame. maybe better put; "a spark ignites a flame."
RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
It's a valid point LOL. Yes, ever since biblical times the Arab tribes of the Middle East have been fighting each other. It has often been said that if they were all capable of uniting as one, they would pose a formidable threat to the rest of the world. This is something however that all throughout history, the Islamic world has never been able to do. Even in modern times they have failed miserably as allies in three seperate wars against Israel. The Six-Day War in 1967, is but one example of how Egypt, Jordon, Syria, and Palestinian forces, were completely and utterly defeated in just 6 days. One important reason for this is that as Allies, they were not able to correlate all of their forces in concentrated attacks; and without effective communications, the Arab counterattack not only failed but was almost annihilated. Now you have Hamas as the new Palestinian leadership, and yet still they are "splintered," and un-united. But this news of course is nothing new. Using history as a tool of "past track records," what makes anybody think the Islamic world is ever going to form a 'united front?' So agreed, yes, even if these people were the only people left on this earth, they would eventually fight among themselves, until no one was left! Where does that leave us? Once again with a minority of (non-unified) Extremists. Unfortunately even a minority can cause a lot of havoc! :((
RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~
Sure babe I'm all yours...
I think my ass has that "new car smell", and you, hot stuff, are invited for a tasty ride.
I think my ass has that "new car smell", and you, hot stuff, are invited for a tasty ride.
RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~
I will not be here I will be far to busy opening all the cards I recieve from all the hosts that love me :)
Then again I suppose I will have to find something else to do for the other 23 hours 59 minutes :P
The other 1 minute is how long it will take me to realise there is none lol
Then again I suppose I will have to find something else to do for the other 23 hours 59 minutes :P
The other 1 minute is how long it will take me to realise there is none lol
RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~
sure, it's where the money is. VAl.Day grosses a huge amount of income everywhere
RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~
I'll be working as usual...:-((, but in the evening we can have fun girls:PPPP
RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~
then it's fair to say alex that Freeda will be awaiting you! ;)
RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~
Even if I can not here thoughts and hugs be with you Honey from the East...and Happy V-tines day to all
Big Kiss Angelo
I know I can never hope to have the success you have with the ladies Angelo but please allow me to have the honour of wishing you a Happy Birthday.
ps Any girls you have finished with that you could throw my way yet ? :(
ps Any girls you have finished with that you could throw my way yet ? :(
RE: Big Kiss Angelo
Anne, I should be jealous, but no I'm not the type to get jealous .. kisses dear..
Happy BD VA.
Happy BD VA.
RE: for INYF
I suppose I should be happy but how can I be when Angelo has kept the very best for himself :(
RE: Happy birthday Angelo!!
I'M happy that angelo is no longer spewing his thoughtless venom in com chat. as for anne....just shows she has no taste.
RE: Happy birthday Angelo!!
You are all so f**king sad. Angelo your getting old, get use to it. As for the women here, get a life.
RE: Happy birthday Angelo!!
welcome to fun times at Ridgemont High........all of this pretty much stays at the High School level anyway......:D
Seven days to go.......
You'll see what im taking about in seven days :p
and it is not related to Valentine's ;)
and it is not related to Valentine's ;)
RE: Seven days to go.......
"spit it out already i can't wait that long!!!!!!!!!!!!"
... that's what your boyfriend said last night, right ...
... that's what your boyfriend said last night, right ...
RE: Seven days to go.......
yeah ok, you got me ... hurts SOOO bad baby, gotta get me some more of that!!
RE: Seven days to go.......
yes they were, and you can have them in any flavor you want dear Anne....;))
cc is....
like a box of chocolates, you never know what you will get when you click on video........
A few jokes :p
Two men are chatting in the pub about a wedding.
Man 1 : "I think I'm going to have to wear a kilt to the wedding."
Man 2 : "Oh, aye? What's the tartan?"
Man 1 : "She'll be in a dress."
***************
The offside rule explained for girls.
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, 'whilst it is in flight' you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had 'actually been thrown' it
would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
***************
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it-why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
Man 1 : "I think I'm going to have to wear a kilt to the wedding."
Man 2 : "Oh, aye? What's the tartan?"
Man 1 : "She'll be in a dress."
***************
The offside rule explained for girls.
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, 'whilst it is in flight' you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had 'actually been thrown' it
would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
***************
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it-why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
Captain Hook
:-D Just seen on the news, he's got 7 years......
Justice does work some times,
Lets hope after that we can send him to the US, i think they still want a quiet word with him...
Justice does work some times,
Lets hope after that we can send him to the US, i think they still want a quiet word with him...
Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men
I want to thanks to you all...It seems with each visit to my room each sexy men seem much larger, more sweaty, and they are hairy like little bears. Thank you furry men for tender, erotic visits
RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men
mmmmm.....Yes..I love these men too. I call them my Super Sugar Bears. Once I was so aroused I vomited on my sheet, now I keep my love bucket near
RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men
I can also add ugly and smelly to the list if you are interested?
RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men
you're all SO lucky Microsoft has not yet brought out my device for smell transfer over the internet ... they tell me that it will be a standard feature of their next generation operating system, so beware
RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men
Would much prefer teleportation machine....Just think, you could teleport urself there for a real show...lmao
RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men
I had a small setback with the matter transmitter (teleportation machine to the lay person). I had a dodgy relay on the external plasma return loop and ended up shunting all the positrons through the exciter coil for the free electron laser and causing a reverse cascade down the emitter array. Yeah, I know what youre gonna say normally this isnt too much of a problem because the feedback to the undulator override interlock would catch it before the emitter went critical ... but I was running the feedback loop with my neighbors Commodore 64 computer because my Cray XT3 was in the shop for repairs, and it unfortunately it couldnt handle the additional load so the interlock didnt trip and we all know what THAT means, right! Im ok though they say the skin graft should take and Ill be my old handsome self again in no time. Ive got a new relay now and Ive almost got the emitter repaired. The FEL took a beating but I used the radiator from the neighbors 67 Oldsmobile Cutlass to patch up the undulator cooling coil so we should be back in action soon. I will keep you informed ...
RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men
ok, NOW you tell me! I had problems with the ZX in the time machine/bagel toaster I built last year (I think it was a problem with wide range of choices of bagel types available these days compared to 1982-83 when Sinclair threw that baby together), and the C64 seemed to work just fine in the geosynchronous satellite with the micro-Hubble telescope I sent up a couple of months ago to spy into my neighbors bedroom. In this latest case, I think there was just too much going on with the undulator feedback loop and the C64 couldn't keep up with both that and the game of Daley Thompson's Olympic Challenge I was playing at the time. Life is a learning experience and I think I have learned something valuable from this ...
RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men
i tried teleportation, but a fly entered the pod i was in. now im not myself anymore, i crave sugar and climb walls.......
RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men
If Microsoft released it then there's nothing to worry about -- it would freeze before the connection was established.
RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men
other way around actually ... the Star Trek people got all their ideas from me ... they never really paid for them but I got some on-screen time as large alien plant in an episode from the second season of Star Trek:TNG ... plus I got a handjob from Commander Data so it wasn't all bad ...
RE: StarTrek
Say what you will, but nothing can replace StarTrek the 1st Generation! Had it not been for the success of the 1st Original Series, the other ones would have never followed!
RE: StarTrek
All Star Trek series were great..., only the newest (Star Trek Enterprise) need some (a lot of...lol) developing, to become perfect.
RE: What do you think?
Yes. It is correct and it is too simplified at the same time. It is also a generalization about genders and there are exceptions and individuals in each gender who will vary greatly from the norm.
RE: not having sex
Don't worry. We shall meet very soon, and you can do anything you want with me. :)
RE: not having sex
So what?
I've waited just as long for my dear one... maybe it is you?
Patience can be worth it sometimes
I've waited just as long for my dear one... maybe it is you?
Patience can be worth it sometimes
RE: not having sex
Exactly! Silence is Golden!.....Abstinence is Perfection! You will be Blessed!
RE: do u believe in the soul transfer????
I ripped my new pants today...kind of the same thing?
RE: do u believe in the soul transfer????
Coincidentally, I have just finished designing a machine that may facilitate this. The basic premise behind my device stems from my observations over the years that there is an essential "something" which resides in every living cell and that this "something" can be transferred from one cell to another in much the same way as the nucleus of one cell can be transferred to another in cloning. This is a rather tedious process and I reasoned that there must be an easier way to do this.
So, I used my old defunct microwave oven, hooked up the klystron from my neighbors microwave while he's out of town, rewired the original kylstron in such a way as to generate microwave radiation which phase shifted by 90 degrees relative to the phase of the first klystron. I fed these two waves through a pseudo-nuclear phase-interlocked meson converter (the spare one from my matter transmitter) and aimed this beam back into the cavity of my old oven. I figured I would do my initial experiments on some inanimate objects, so I put in one of my old Reeboks and my neighbors flip-flop and powered it up. The results were promising, in that the bottom of the Reebok shoe and the bottom of the flip-flop actually exchanged places ... so I think I'm partially there, in that I have facilitated a transfer of sorts, just not the right kind of sole ... work continues ...
So, I used my old defunct microwave oven, hooked up the klystron from my neighbors microwave while he's out of town, rewired the original kylstron in such a way as to generate microwave radiation which phase shifted by 90 degrees relative to the phase of the first klystron. I fed these two waves through a pseudo-nuclear phase-interlocked meson converter (the spare one from my matter transmitter) and aimed this beam back into the cavity of my old oven. I figured I would do my initial experiments on some inanimate objects, so I put in one of my old Reeboks and my neighbors flip-flop and powered it up. The results were promising, in that the bottom of the Reebok shoe and the bottom of the flip-flop actually exchanged places ... so I think I'm partially there, in that I have facilitated a transfer of sorts, just not the right kind of sole ... work continues ...
RE: do u believe in the soul transfer????
yes, and i remember seeing that sea in the desert; there was a ship on it! :P
Must Be Herbal Essences:-))
One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs.
The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.
The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.
That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"
The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.
The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.
That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"
RE: Must Be Herbal Essences:-))
lol Alex very good.
So there are some advantages to being a midget :P
So there are some advantages to being a midget :P
RE: boring
Sorry what were you saying. I only got half way through your po zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
RE: boring
Yeah,its a booring time....I just stay home,look at the computer...and nothing.Nothing interesting at tv...noone to go out with,cc page is empthy...Damn!
To Karycia
Karycia you should do what i do when I am bored.
I go and have sex with the first person who talks (or types) to me :P
I go and have sex with the first person who talks (or types) to me :P
To ImNotYourFriend
Are u crazy?What do i do in this situation?My mom talked to me!!!
:((((((((((((((
:((((((((((((((
RE: boring
whats wrong with you people? how can you be bored as long as you a a brain in your head and a breath in your body? you have plenty of time to be bored when youre dead. dont waste your life with it. read a book, make a picture, watch some people, listen to some music, write a song, fall in love....whatever! just live.
RE: Kimi???????? NEVER!!!!!!! To Blaze... :P
A Schumi fan again... hhmmmmmmmm so what makes you think that he will be strong this year....
The tyres, cos he can change them like b4 and run away with the championship again.... NO thx...
The engine... Maybe V8 this year so could be good... :P
Schumi himself good possiblity.... Good team mate i think again this year...
What about Rubens at Honda Blaze what u think???
whatever happens will be gr8 season i hope.... :)
The tyres, cos he can change them like b4 and run away with the championship again.... NO thx...
The engine... Maybe V8 this year so could be good... :P
Schumi himself good possiblity.... Good team mate i think again this year...
What about Rubens at Honda Blaze what u think???
whatever happens will be gr8 season i hope.... :)
RE: Kimi???????? NEVER!!!!!!! To Blaze... :P
As my nickname is Button (given by CrystalDream) I will go for him this year.......
Tho a big ask for him, so more than likely Kimi to win.......
Schumi sucks, and you know it!!!!!!
Tho a big ask for him, so more than likely Kimi to win.......
Schumi sucks, and you know it!!!!!!
RE: Kimi???????? NEVER!!!!!!! To Blaze... :P
Thats a good idea DM.
Unfortunately there isn't a driver called fuck off you ugly bastard :(
Unfortunately there isn't a driver called fuck off you ugly bastard :(
RE: Kimi???????? NEVER!!!!!!! To Blaze... :P
HOY! hands off the legend! we'll be back! if not this year then next for sure...FIA's games against Ferrari are over. Schumi's law is just around the corner gentlemen:)
superbowl ads
I know many people on this site are not from the usa but one of the reason now to watch the superbowl is the ads. Here is a link to see some of the ads from the superbowl. Just click on the ad and when next page arrives click play.
http://kyw.com/topstories/topstories_story_036202412.html
http://kyw.com/topstories/topstories_story_036202412.html
RE: superbowl ads
I believe it is safe to say that most people on this site are located somewhere other than the USA.
RE: superbowl ads
re-read viewer9 if ur not too old that is..they said MANY on here r from the US they didnt say MOST....take a step back, adjust ur bifocals and then try again. LOL
RE: superbowl ads
He actually said "many people on this site are NOT from the usa"
Maybe you need to borrow those bifocals :P
Maybe you need to borrow those bifocals :P
RE: superbowl ads
hmmmm i wonder about the true demographic of the majority of members...........lots of HORNY HORNY dudes in antartica im thinkin.
RE: superbowl ads
viewer9 was just expressing his own opinion in his own way. It was perfectly understandable!
Looking for sweet hairy lady
Hello there Host
I would like to find some host that have not gotten into the little girl look with shaved pussy.
I like full bushy privates on a lady!!!
Any suggestions??
I would like to find some host that have not gotten into the little girl look with shaved pussy.
I like full bushy privates on a lady!!!
Any suggestions??
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
Let me call Mom and see if she is free. Sweet hairy lady....Jesus...where do you people come from.
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
For a second there, I thought you wanted a lady with a beard. :)
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
i like it a little hairy too sometimes.
cheack out ''CumCatcher21'' , her pics the other day look like there is some fuzziness down there, i havent seen it yet tho, im a breastman, so thats wat im looking at. :D:D
cheack out ''CumCatcher21'' , her pics the other day look like there is some fuzziness down there, i havent seen it yet tho, im a breastman, so thats wat im looking at. :D:D
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
I have a cat with a verry hairy pussy.Its a verry sweet animal:) and its a female(girl).:P!!
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
Yes,she has:).A ball and a doll.She only have sex with my neighbour's tomcat,cos she cant reach Puss-in-Boots,wich she is in love with,and her partner looks a bit like him.:D!!
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
A ball and a doll. Lucky hairy pussy :)
I also have a doll but thats another story :P
I also have a doll but thats another story :P
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
I forgot to tell u that i am "hi hi" in the anterior message!:P
RE: VIPIntrigue
as my dad says: there ain't no such thing as a bad hummer.
if he likes how you do it now, dont change! keep up the good work!
if he likes how you do it now, dont change! keep up the good work!
RE: VIPIntrigue
You can beat your wife...you can beat your kids...you can beat your dog...but you can't beat a blowjob.
RE: VIPIntrigue
Have u tried ice in ur mouth, very cold sensation, then hot drink, gently jab a finger in his ass same time, where and when should also vary; take him be surprise in public places, If he is still hot for u he will get hard immediately when u occasinally lay ur hand on his member in passing in theatres, movies, pull him into public toilets, the possibilities are endless. Squeeze the balls, gently or firmly depending how he likes. Good luck
RE: VIPIntrigue
Eat mentholated candies. And INYF, met any that didn`t wanna suck your dick ?! :))
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Join Betty and ten other women to celebrate 25 years of her pioneering work to reveal the beauty of women's genitals. In 1973, she began her Bodysex workshops where Genital Show & Tell became a powerful healing process. From those days to the present, Betty has sat alongside thousands of women teaching them to appreciate the unique design and function of their vulvas. Positive genital imagery, she believes, is a cornerstone of self-acceptance and sexual growth.
Now observe this group of courageous women, ages 25 to 68, gathered to honor women's sex organs with intimate images of their own vulvas. Hear women speak about the relationship they have with their genitals. Watch them trimming and shaping their pubic hair in preparation for their pussy portraits, then the actual photo session, followed by their own artwork inspired by the photos. See the diagrams of the whole clitoris from A New View of A Woman's Body. Follow along as Betty guides the women through her ten suggested steps for genital self-massage. Become part of this joyful group in applauding the diversity of Mother Nature's most exquisite work of art, the divine vulva.
While the other women observe, Betty Dodson points out the individual design of each vulva in the spot light. A Classical cunt with perfect proportions, a Gothic vulva with cathedral shaped arches, a Baroque Pussy with elaborate drapery and an Art Deco yoni with graceful fluted lines. The variation and diversity is like snowflakes: No two vulvas are ever identical.
Now observe this group of courageous women, ages 25 to 68, gathered to honor women's sex organs with intimate images of their own vulvas. Hear women speak about the relationship they have with their genitals. Watch them trimming and shaping their pubic hair in preparation for their pussy portraits, then the actual photo session, followed by their own artwork inspired by the photos. See the diagrams of the whole clitoris from A New View of A Woman's Body. Follow along as Betty guides the women through her ten suggested steps for genital self-massage. Become part of this joyful group in applauding the diversity of Mother Nature's most exquisite work of art, the divine vulva.
While the other women observe, Betty Dodson points out the individual design of each vulva in the spot light. A Classical cunt with perfect proportions, a Gothic vulva with cathedral shaped arches, a Baroque Pussy with elaborate drapery and an Art Deco yoni with graceful fluted lines. The variation and diversity is like snowflakes: No two vulvas are ever identical.
anyone miss me?
i'm a cummin' baaaaaack! hope to see you soon! anyone know who i might be? he he he... love ya! xoxox
RE: anyone miss me?
No i have no idea who you are! Maybe if you put your name to your post i would be able to say lol Hence why i decided not to post my name!!!!!!!!!!! are only 20,000 hosts or so so is the proverbial needle in a haystack :P
RE: anyone miss me?
Anne? is it really you Anne? :D
if not, then pisoff :P
i only miss Anne :D
if not, then pisoff :P
i only miss Anne :D
RE: anyone miss me?
omg chuck left?! shit who else did i miss out on leaving noticing a lot of familiar names being called out... still not mine... lol
xoxox cs
ps i love all you angy unsatisfied meanies... pay me a visit to relieve that stress lol... and i'm no russian btw kissssssssssssssssses!
xoxox cs
ps i love all you angy unsatisfied meanies... pay me a visit to relieve that stress lol... and i'm no russian btw kissssssssssssssssses!
To Imao & Ha, Ha, Ha
Don't Worry Triks, I'm still around.
How empty you would feel without my hot grooves moistening you up.
Take Care
Your Pal,
Chuck11
How empty you would feel without my hot grooves moistening you up.
Take Care
Your Pal,
Chuck11
to nope not Triks
Yeah man, you're right. My little love goblin sent me an e-mail saying it wasn't her, she doesn't write in the forums any more to busy, but still digs my hot free shows from time to time.
Thanks for the info, muchacho
Charles
Thanks for the info, muchacho
Charles