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jerkOffWthMe
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
RE: jerkOffWthMe
lol, guys, she is a girl, and im not a member, we are both hosts in here lol u r super funny, thx u for makign ym mood great..love you alllllllllllllll:-)))kisssssssses all over
i will miss you alot, all my friends from here, guys and girls.....
stay sweet and cool and see you all sometimes...
stay sweet and cool and see you all sometimes...
Dearest Mamica.............what will I do without out you to guide me :(
Time to run loose on this joint :D
Take care, and don't be a stranger to those who love ya dearly :)
Time to run loose on this joint :D
Take care, and don't be a stranger to those who love ya dearly :)
so Anne is gone?
for how long?
lastly...if so.....
did she find something better or just tired of the crap of losers?
for how long?
lastly...if so.....
did she find something better or just tired of the crap of losers?
no, she left only commchat, ask the girls who cant stand her why she left, those dirty messages pushed her away
to bad, shes to popular and the girls dont love her to much
to bad, shes to popular and the girls dont love her to much
Pity she was driven away by much lesser talents. They should have made notes instead of abusing her.
childishness
i am not sure who is being more childish
Anne, for running from the nonescense
or the others for being so childish they had to insult Anne
btw
when you see me in chat, let me know who it was , so i dont see their vids!!!!
Anne, for running from the nonescense
or the others for being so childish they had to insult Anne
btw
when you see me in chat, let me know who it was , so i dont see their vids!!!!
Goodbye
Bye AmazingAnne :(
You were one of the nicest people in comm chat and I will miss you a lot.
Take care xxxxxx
You were one of the nicest people in comm chat and I will miss you a lot.
Take care xxxxxx
what the feck happend . why has anne gone ... what did i miss/ and hwhos jelous. so many questions , but not for you hot one .... what ever you doing now have fun as alway . catch you up my lil tigress sexy ass :D:D:D :P
RE: bye bye
Am I mistaken but didn't you like quit before under another name? Why are you quitting? You are still a few years away from Social Security...I mean not that many years...but still.....
RE: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
drama queen extraordinare ....all ur friends can visit u in text in ur room
More emoticons
anyone else who feels the need for more ?
When in chat or vid I sure could use a broader range of icons.
Especially when my hands are too busy to type.
One emoticon in particular would be a decent flower or a nice bunch.
The one wilted rose available is more an insult than a romantic gesture.
Any more suggestions and then compile a list of ideas to lobby cc??
When in chat or vid I sure could use a broader range of icons.
Especially when my hands are too busy to type.
One emoticon in particular would be a decent flower or a nice bunch.
The one wilted rose available is more an insult than a romantic gesture.
Any more suggestions and then compile a list of ideas to lobby cc??
RE: More emoticons
Maybe a yawn icon for comchat when it dies :)
Also...a Star like the messenger one (*)
Also...a Star like the messenger one (*)
RE: More emoticons
I would rather put my nuts in a vise before I see more emoticons. Ever go through the emoticon hell in Community Chat. When all the weeble wobble Filipinas start machine gunning each other. Very nice.
ADDICTED
I love cc.
I love the beauties in here.
I love having the attention.
I love the friendships.
I love the flirts.
I love meeting new cultures. Etc etc
And herein lies my problem.
I am ADDICTED,,,,,,,,,,, I neglect work, blow all my money- (in 4 months here I have spent a fortune -$1000s)
Im sure there must be many more of you in the same predicament.
HELP wheres the cc counselor?
I love the beauties in here.
I love having the attention.
I love the friendships.
I love the flirts.
I love meeting new cultures. Etc etc
And herein lies my problem.
I am ADDICTED,,,,,,,,,,, I neglect work, blow all my money- (in 4 months here I have spent a fortune -$1000s)
Im sure there must be many more of you in the same predicament.
HELP wheres the cc counselor?
RE: ADDICTED
yesterday i received a progress payment and couldn't resist the addiction. I spent $288 on 4 vids - stayed up until 3am - smoked too many cigs - don't eat properly --and.............
now i'm back here first thing in the morning.
pathetic I know .......................wat to do????????????
now i'm back here first thing in the morning.
pathetic I know .......................wat to do????????????
RE: ADDICTED
wait till u spent as much as i did then u know ur in trouble,good luck trying to cut it down
RE: ADDICTED
When you want to press the video button, remind yourself of two things -- you can't taste pixels, and the money is REAL.
I go to quite a few vids, but I set a limit on how much I will spend before I enter. It is VERY rare for me to go beyond that limit.
One last tip I will offer -- 50-cent pussy looks an awful lot like $2 pussy, and often the shows are better because you can stay longer without worry forcing you to leave.
I go to quite a few vids, but I set a limit on how much I will spend before I enter. It is VERY rare for me to go beyond that limit.
One last tip I will offer -- 50-cent pussy looks an awful lot like $2 pussy, and often the shows are better because you can stay longer without worry forcing you to leave.
RE: ADDICTED
i know EXACTLY what your saying....
quit for as long as you can .....
cancell membership .....
delete and or shred all records,
and never come back here agian !
it worked for me,
well , for 3 weeks i think it was . hardest time of my life.
then when you return do not see any vids.
or pick your 1,2 or 3 favs, and keep only seeing them.
the temptations are great,, i will grant you that.
i went from 3k in 6 months to $8.55 in january
and it was a host i wanted to see for a long,
it was a waste.
good luck, see you in a few weeks :D
quit for as long as you can .....
cancell membership .....
delete and or shred all records,
and never come back here agian !
it worked for me,
well , for 3 weeks i think it was . hardest time of my life.
then when you return do not see any vids.
or pick your 1,2 or 3 favs, and keep only seeing them.
the temptations are great,, i will grant you that.
i went from 3k in 6 months to $8.55 in january
and it was a host i wanted to see for a long,
it was a waste.
good luck, see you in a few weeks :D
RE: asiangirls on video playback
i often wonder that myself. if they did that at a really low rate they might get more money, also some viewers would want to look for them 'live' at which time thier rate is back to normal
RE: asiangirls on video playback
I think its because asian studios often dont have facility and they have a successionof girls using live cams. But I hope some will take the hint and start supplying us playback lovers mmmmmmmmmm:)
RE: asiangirls on video playback
asiaorchid, asianxjade and wecumforunow were excellent unfortiunately all now left cc. i think all were caming from home:)
RE: free show tonight (Russian Host)
Wow elbows and you can speak with a non russian accent and all for the bargain price of $20 a minute :P
RE: free show tonight (Russian Host)
Oh I thought I would get to see both elbows straight away :(
Wish i knew why...
Im just wondering why some members have to pretend to hosts
that they Fuck them? Nobady has not soo long Dick...I prefer to be really fucked ;)! Any volunteers out there?
that they Fuck them? Nobady has not soo long Dick...I prefer to be really fucked ;)! Any volunteers out there?
RE: Wish i knew why...
Just tell me when and where and i will be there.I love country girls. Are you host here let me know in this forum and i will write back no your personal forum.
RE: Wish i knew why...
Usa , midwest area, near chicago, illinois.. Where ru from country girl? I figured usa too. Thats why i would love to meet you
RE: Wish i knew why...
HI COUNTRY GIRL, I AM FROM MIDWSET USA, THE CHICAGO, ILLINOIS AREA. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE FROM USA TOO. I LOVE COUNTRY GALS. ID LOVE TO MEET YOU TELL ME YOUR SCREEN NAME HERE AND I WILL DISCUSS DETAILS IN YOUR PERSONEL FORUM OR EMAIL. I REALLY HOPE YOUR AS INTERESTED AS I AM. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.......HORNY
RE: Wish i knew why...
YOU ARE SO DAMN DESPERATE. GET A GRIP, BE A F*CKING MAN FOR CHRIST SAKE.
AFTER ALL, YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND ONCE YOU SEE A PICTURE..... COULD LOOK LIKE SOMETHING JUST ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO :p
AFTER ALL, YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND ONCE YOU SEE A PICTURE..... COULD LOOK LIKE SOMETHING JUST ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO :p
RE: Wish i knew why...to another countrygirl
if you would let me know who you are then we can arrange i hope
or if you have yahoo
or if you have yahoo
RE: Wish i knew why...to another countrygirl
hook
line
and sinker
Just remember the femi-fresh :)
line
and sinker
Just remember the femi-fresh :)
RE: Wish i knew why...to another countrygirl
they want to read chathost forum and not be solicited all the time in comm chat
RE: Wish i knew why...to another countrygirl
lol u expect truth on adult site ??? r u joking !
RE: Wish i knew why...to another countrygirl
Ur right, this site is all about fantasy and pretense.
So yeah, as a matter of fact, I dont mind admitting that my dick really is that long :)
So yeah, as a matter of fact, I dont mind admitting that my dick really is that long :)
RE: Wish i knew why...
This is kind of like phone sex. Imagine that you are fucking the girl you are listening to. Or in this case we are watching you.. I assume that is what you mean? Yeah, everyone knows they can't actually fuck you over the video screen. LOL!
RE: Wish i knew why...
Can't imagine any more...I would like a good Real Cock in my pussy! But how i can give u my name here, horny - all will think it's self advertising...
RE: Wish i knew why...
Who cares what anyone thinks,you want a cock in your hot pussy and i want to recipricate.How else willl we get together if we cant connect. Id give you my number or email but not here to many wierdos. so give me your screen name and i will email you to see if we can get together..Oh and im not desperate to whoever wrote that first post i wrote did post until after i poted it a second time. Listen honey you want it i want lets get it on!!!
RE: Wish i knew why...
Ok, baby, i'll contact u. Excuse me i didn't put my screen name here and when i'm reading the foolish post of the "Friend"... Who care yr opinion, Friend - KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF u r definately NOT MINE TYPE of friend!!! And, guys, be sure, i'm looking fantastic, just i don't like East European guys!
RE: Wish i knew why...
I am sorry honey i gave you wronc c.c mail address. The corretc one is h0rny4u2..the second letter is a zero not an o hope i hear from you . kisses country girl. I wait for your response horny
RE: Wish i knew why...
west european guys? lol
contact me on yahoo
petefrombelgium is my id;)
see ya
kiss
contact me on yahoo
petefrombelgium is my id;)
see ya
kiss
RE: some british thing to turn on
I dont know, if i like english accent or not, but i am sure i like you:-))
Kisses
Kisses
RE: to Russian Host
I love the Russian accent.
Especially when they say something like "The birds fly high in the sky above Moscow today" or some other phrase that lets the other person know they are the spy that they have come to meet.
Okay okay I watch too many movies. :P
Especially when they say something like "The birds fly high in the sky above Moscow today" or some other phrase that lets the other person know they are the spy that they have come to meet.
Okay okay I watch too many movies. :P
Two nuns from France were coming to New York...:-))
Two nuns from France were coming to New York.
While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, "Over here in America, they have strange customs."
"Really? Like what?" says the other.
"Over here, they eat dogs."
Astounded, the other gasps, "DOGS! No way! Really?"
"Yeah, they sure do."
"Well, I guess we'll have to just get us some so that we can try to fit in."
After they landed, they went to Central Park to a hot dog stand and ordered.
"Two dogs, please!" the nuns said.
Afterwards, they went to a park bench to eat their dogs.
When one nun unwrapped hers, she blushed.
She turned to the other nun and reluctantly asked, "Er, um...which part did you get?"
While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, "Over here in America, they have strange customs."
"Really? Like what?" says the other.
"Over here, they eat dogs."
Astounded, the other gasps, "DOGS! No way! Really?"
"Yeah, they sure do."
"Well, I guess we'll have to just get us some so that we can try to fit in."
After they landed, they went to Central Park to a hot dog stand and ordered.
"Two dogs, please!" the nuns said.
Afterwards, they went to a park bench to eat their dogs.
When one nun unwrapped hers, she blushed.
She turned to the other nun and reluctantly asked, "Er, um...which part did you get?"
RE: Two nuns from France were coming to New York...:-))
and in France they have a sauce called doggy :P
RE: Two nuns from France were coming to New York...:-))
Yes, I would like to have fun(ny story) with you:PPPPPPPPP
Womens Mid-Life Crisis
I can almost feel myself losing weight...
by forwarding this to you!
(You'll understand at the end.)
I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-
life is a great time for women. Even Oprah had a whole show on
how great menopause will be... Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few
thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you.
Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing
your luck) you'll probably relate.
Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down.
This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired
mustache.
In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans.
We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts; we are flying
squirrels in drag.
Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and
you can see your rear without turning around.
Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that
this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.
Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a
tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell
and those will too."
Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and
we're sitting on our biggest ones.
Mid-life is when you look at your know-it-all, cell phone,
beeper-wearing teenager and think: "For this I have stretch
marks?"
In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we
can retain is water.
Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand
McNally -- more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map
of Wisconsin.
Mid-life means that you become more reflective. You start
pondering the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here?
How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no
longer a healthy choice?
But mid-life also brings with it an appreciation for what is
important. We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins
double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would
any of you trade the knowledge that you have now for the body
you had way back when? Maybe our bodies simply have to expand
to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired. That's my
philosophy and I'm sticking to it!
Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew), and you will
lose 10 pounds.
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.
(That's why I had to pass this on - No way am I risking deleting
this!)
~Mid-Life Woman author unknown~
by forwarding this to you!
(You'll understand at the end.)
I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-
life is a great time for women. Even Oprah had a whole show on
how great menopause will be... Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few
thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you.
Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing
your luck) you'll probably relate.
Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down.
This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired
mustache.
In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans.
We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts; we are flying
squirrels in drag.
Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and
you can see your rear without turning around.
Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that
this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.
Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a
tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell
and those will too."
Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and
we're sitting on our biggest ones.
Mid-life is when you look at your know-it-all, cell phone,
beeper-wearing teenager and think: "For this I have stretch
marks?"
In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we
can retain is water.
Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand
McNally -- more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map
of Wisconsin.
Mid-life means that you become more reflective. You start
pondering the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here?
How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no
longer a healthy choice?
But mid-life also brings with it an appreciation for what is
important. We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins
double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would
any of you trade the knowledge that you have now for the body
you had way back when? Maybe our bodies simply have to expand
to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired. That's my
philosophy and I'm sticking to it!
Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew), and you will
lose 10 pounds.
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.
(That's why I had to pass this on - No way am I risking deleting
this!)
~Mid-Life Woman author unknown~
RE: Womens Mid-Life Crisis
Oh, I thought you left to some exotic country, coz I waved towards the channel several nights, and got no aswer...
(k)
(k)
RE: Womens Mid-Life Crisis
Oops silly me I was facing the wrong way and waving across the Firth of Forth :P
Alone Again
Id like to see you in the morning light
I like to feel you when it comes to night
Now Im here and Im all alone
Still I know how it feels, Im alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again without you
I said stay, but you turned away
Tried to say that it was me
Now Im here and Ive lost my way
Still I know how it feels, Im alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
I tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
I like to feel you when it comes to night
Now Im here and Im all alone
Still I know how it feels, Im alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again without you
I said stay, but you turned away
Tried to say that it was me
Now Im here and Ive lost my way
Still I know how it feels, Im alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
I tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
RE: Alone Again
In a little while from now,
If I'm not feeling any less sour.
I promised myself, to treat myself,
And visit a nearby tower.
And climbing to the top,
Would throw myself off,
In an effort to, make clear to whoever,
What it's like when your shattered
Left standing in a lurch,
In a church with people saying
My God, that's tough, she stood him up,
No point in us remaining
I may as well go home,
As I did on my own,
Alone again, naturally.
To think that only yesterday,
I was cheerful, bright and gay.
Looking forward to, and who wouldnt do,
The role I was about to play.
But as if to knock me down,
Reality came around,
And without so much as a mere touch,
Cut me into little pieces.
Leaving me to doubt, all about God and His mercy,
Oh, if He really does exist,
Why did He desert me?
And in my hour of need,
I truely am, indeed,
Alone again, naturally.
It seems to me that there are more hearts,
Broken in the world that cant be mended,
Left unattended, what do we do?
What do we do?
Now looking back over the years,
And whatever else that appears.
I remember I cried when my father died,
Never wishing to hide the tears.
At sixty-five years old,
My mother, God rest her soul,
Couldnt understand why the only man,
She had ever loved had been taken.
Leaving her to start, with a heart so badly broken,
Despite encouragement from me,
No words were ever spoken.
And when she passed away,
I cried and cried all day,
Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally.
If I'm not feeling any less sour.
I promised myself, to treat myself,
And visit a nearby tower.
And climbing to the top,
Would throw myself off,
In an effort to, make clear to whoever,
What it's like when your shattered
Left standing in a lurch,
In a church with people saying
My God, that's tough, she stood him up,
No point in us remaining
I may as well go home,
As I did on my own,
Alone again, naturally.
To think that only yesterday,
I was cheerful, bright and gay.
Looking forward to, and who wouldnt do,
The role I was about to play.
But as if to knock me down,
Reality came around,
And without so much as a mere touch,
Cut me into little pieces.
Leaving me to doubt, all about God and His mercy,
Oh, if He really does exist,
Why did He desert me?
And in my hour of need,
I truely am, indeed,
Alone again, naturally.
It seems to me that there are more hearts,
Broken in the world that cant be mended,
Left unattended, what do we do?
What do we do?
Now looking back over the years,
And whatever else that appears.
I remember I cried when my father died,
Never wishing to hide the tears.
At sixty-five years old,
My mother, God rest her soul,
Couldnt understand why the only man,
She had ever loved had been taken.
Leaving her to start, with a heart so badly broken,
Despite encouragement from me,
No words were ever spoken.
And when she passed away,
I cried and cried all day,
Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally.
birthdays
Anton Checkhov 1860
Franklin D. Roosevelt 1882
Roy Eldridge (Gene Krupa's Band) 1911
David Wayne 1914
John Ireland 1914
Bennie Leighton 1921
Gene Martin 1922
Dick Martin 1922
Barbara Hale 1922
Dorothy Malone 1925
Douglas Engelbart 1925
Gene Hackman 1931
Louis Rukeyser 1933
Tammy Grimes 1934
Horst Jankowski 1936
Boris Spassky 1937
Vanessa Redgrave 1937
Norma Jean 1938
Dick Cheney 1941
Joe Terranova (Danny and the Juniors) 1941
Marty Balin (Jefferson Airplane) 1942
Steve Marriott (Humble Pie & Small Faces) 1947
William King (The Commodores) 1949
Charles Dutton 1951
Brett Butler 1958
Jody Watley 1959
Christian Bale 1974
Franklin D. Roosevelt 1882
Roy Eldridge (Gene Krupa's Band) 1911
David Wayne 1914
John Ireland 1914
Bennie Leighton 1921
Gene Martin 1922
Dick Martin 1922
Barbara Hale 1922
Dorothy Malone 1925
Douglas Engelbart 1925
Gene Hackman 1931
Louis Rukeyser 1933
Tammy Grimes 1934
Horst Jankowski 1936
Boris Spassky 1937
Vanessa Redgrave 1937
Norma Jean 1938
Dick Cheney 1941
Joe Terranova (Danny and the Juniors) 1941
Marty Balin (Jefferson Airplane) 1942
Steve Marriott (Humble Pie & Small Faces) 1947
William King (The Commodores) 1949
Charles Dutton 1951
Brett Butler 1958
Jody Watley 1959
Christian Bale 1974
crazy question
Can you answer these questions.
1 - If people evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?
2 - Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?
3 - Can you cry underwater?
4 - Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube.
5 - Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in "lisp"?
6 - What is the speed of dark?
7 - Why does round pizza come in a square box?
8 - Do fish get thirsty?
9 - Orange , which came first the colour or the fruit?
10 - Why is an actor IN a movie but ON tv?
MOre to come soon
1 - If people evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?
2 - Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?
3 - Can you cry underwater?
4 - Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube.
5 - Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in "lisp"?
6 - What is the speed of dark?
7 - Why does round pizza come in a square box?
8 - Do fish get thirsty?
9 - Orange , which came first the colour or the fruit?
10 - Why is an actor IN a movie but ON tv?
MOre to come soon
RE: crazy question
My answers from a few of the questions.
1 - If people evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?
We didn't evolve from apes. Apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor.
3 - Can you cry underwater?
As long as you have an oxygen tube for your mouth then I don't see why not.
4 - Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube.
Because glue needs air to dry out.
1 - If people evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?
We didn't evolve from apes. Apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor.
3 - Can you cry underwater?
As long as you have an oxygen tube for your mouth then I don't see why not.
4 - Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube.
Because glue needs air to dry out.
RE: crazy question
crazy question 29/Jan/2006 21:02 (GMT)
Can you answer these questions.
1 - If people evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?
because evolution needs a mutation...that doesn't affect the other apes who are still apes and bearing more apes
2 - Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?
because it's hard to tell if it doesn't work because the buttons worn out or the battery is dead. once we know which..hopefully we stop that, or else, maybe we didn't get too far from that ape thing!
3 - Can you cry underwater?
yes, where you are has nothing to do with it, it just might make it harder to tell
4 - Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube.
'cause it's still liquid, it doesn't dry until it hits air
5 - Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in "lisp"?
comes from middle English 'lispen' so..a mean Englishman?
6 - What is the speed of dark?
dark (black) means no light is reflected, so...it's zero
7 - Why does round pizza come in a square box?
ever try to fold a round box into shape?
8 - Do fish get thirsty?
they have no need for that sense, so no
9 - Orange , which came first the colour or the fruit?
i'd guess fruits predated our current vocabulary
10 - Why is an actor IN a movie but ON tv?
because you go in to a theatre, so the term is in the movies, in films
the tv is in your living room, we say turn it on the tv, so what we see is what is on. it just sounds wrong to ask what's "in" our tv.
Can you answer these questions.
1 - If people evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?
because evolution needs a mutation...that doesn't affect the other apes who are still apes and bearing more apes
2 - Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?
because it's hard to tell if it doesn't work because the buttons worn out or the battery is dead. once we know which..hopefully we stop that, or else, maybe we didn't get too far from that ape thing!
3 - Can you cry underwater?
yes, where you are has nothing to do with it, it just might make it harder to tell
4 - Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube.
'cause it's still liquid, it doesn't dry until it hits air
5 - Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in "lisp"?
comes from middle English 'lispen' so..a mean Englishman?
6 - What is the speed of dark?
dark (black) means no light is reflected, so...it's zero
7 - Why does round pizza come in a square box?
ever try to fold a round box into shape?
8 - Do fish get thirsty?
they have no need for that sense, so no
9 - Orange , which came first the colour or the fruit?
i'd guess fruits predated our current vocabulary
10 - Why is an actor IN a movie but ON tv?
because you go in to a theatre, so the term is in the movies, in films
the tv is in your living room, we say turn it on the tv, so what we see is what is on. it just sounds wrong to ask what's "in" our tv.
The reason
The reason I rose this question was because of the 'hurted woman' posting.
A lot of the time, the fact men are also physically abused (doesn't sound possible I know) is overlooked and isn't looked upon as serious as women being hit.
Personally, I don't condone any kind of physical or verbal abuse to anythg that lives and breathes our air.
Apart Bin Laden, who can go and f*ck himself.
A lot of the time, the fact men are also physically abused (doesn't sound possible I know) is overlooked and isn't looked upon as serious as women being hit.
Personally, I don't condone any kind of physical or verbal abuse to anythg that lives and breathes our air.
Apart Bin Laden, who can go and f*ck himself.
RE: The reason
While I also do not condone violence by either sex I also do not think that violence from women towards men is as serious as the other way round purely from the point of view that a man is, in most cases, able to defend himself.
Although I personally wouldn't stay with a partner who was violent towards me.
Although I personally wouldn't stay with a partner who was violent towards me.
statement to all guys and girls here!
hitting people is not the right thing to do it doesnt matter if your a man or a woman you should not do it, violence breeds violence. if you feel the need to start physicaly abusing someone whether your male or female you should seek help immediatly. there is no need for it. if you think it is justified to hit your partner for some reason, your relationship is already over, just let it go and move on!!
RE: statement to all guys and girls here!
Did you hear the one about the sadist and masochist? The masochist kept saying to the sadist...Hit me! Hit me! and the sadist just said....No. Next we will be hearing is virtual abuse and psuedo hitting on CC. Jeez.
RE: statement to all guys and girls here!
well i you feel like hitting someone and you immediately seek help
and that person also starts hitting them , then it becomes a riot!
and you lose that personal interacttion, lets keep it to ourselfs
and that person also starts hitting them , then it becomes a riot!
and you lose that personal interacttion, lets keep it to ourselfs
Code for Sex:-))
There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of ''writing a letter.'' One day, Daddy said to his daughter, ''Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.'' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said,
''The red ribbon is coming out, not now.'' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.
One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, ''Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.''
''The red ribbon is coming out, not now.'' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.
One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, ''Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.''
Counting Sperm
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied,
"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
HaHa - What were you thinking?
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied,
"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
HaHa - What were you thinking?
I need advice on meeting/obtaining Russian bride
anyonee with info about obtaining visas, expenses etc. would be much appreciated
RE: I need advice on meeting/obtaining Russian bride
:P June... you do realise that vegassunking and I are men??!!! :P:P:P:P
RE: I need advice on meeting/obtaining Russian bride
HI I would br glad to help.I was just in Russia for two weeks in dec.i had the best two weeks of my life there aso.. You can obtain your passport through the post office.they will have the necessary forms there.As far as your visa you can go to russian consulate .org andget your visa application there.after you fill it out you have to send it to your nearest russian embassy. mine was washingotn dc your will either be in teaxas or s f californi.i think the passport ans visa were about 100.00 apiece. my air are cost around 1000.00. i was lucky that i stayed with my g/f so i dint have a hotel expense.things in st. petersburgh didnt seem hat expensive. i just gave my g/ f the money to exchange to rubles as she was more experienced with their money.i spent abouy another 1000.00 while i was there for two weeks. you should ask your gf to elp with the process she helped me. i hope this helps , you can always contact m e here on this forum if you need additional information good luck i hope you find true love as i did.
RE: I need advice on meeting/obtaining Russian bride
CC is a business. Scamming ppl for invisible russian brides is a business, pls come back and say how much money u lost. lol
RE: I need advice on meeting/obtaining Russian bride
i dont think my gf scammed me. i believe we are trully in love and always will be.i plan to go back and marry her and bring her home to me .so again vegas good luck not all women here are scamming you....jl
RE: I need advice on meeting/obtaining Russian bride
you can't simply "marry her and bring her back" - there are many steps to complete before she can be here - best to bring her as financee and be sure she can stand america
RE: I need advice on meeting/obtaining Russian bride
Yes i know all the steps needed to marry her. We already talked about it.
She will get her brides visa and then i will bring her here and see that this what she really wants. Thx for your im put though maybe vegas needs to know that too. It is not an easy process t marry a russian women.....jl
She will get her brides visa and then i will bring her here and see that this what she really wants. Thx for your im put though maybe vegas needs to know that too. It is not an easy process t marry a russian women.....jl
RE: I need advice on meeting/obtaining Russian bride
You may want to check out this site ...
http://www.rwguide.com/
Hope it helps.
http://www.rwguide.com/
Hope it helps.