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In the Family Closet:-))
Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...''
The mother interupts him. ''Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!''
When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says ''I'm leaving you.''
The father, bewildered, slowly asks ''Why!?! What did I do??''
The mother turns to Jonny and says '' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!''
''I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.''
The mother interupts him. ''Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!''
When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says ''I'm leaving you.''
The father, bewildered, slowly asks ''Why!?! What did I do??''
The mother turns to Jonny and says '' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!''
''I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.''
General Question
Would you stand aside from the girl who you love, who happens to live in a foreign country, so that a guy who is also in love with her and from the same country can be with her?
RE: General Question
yes i agree i fancy a 21 yearold princess like crazy but she has a boy friend in her own country and as i know i cannot be more than a friend to her i would want her to be happy.
RE: General Question
MrRed just forget about her and find a girl in your own town for chistsakes!
RE: General Question
"Christsakes" is just a figure of speech. It's a way of adding emphasis to the point you're making. If not used too frequently, it can be effective and carry some shock value with it when you do interject that expression into a discussion.
RE: General Question
if i really loved her, i'd only suggest that she follow her own heart and choose the man that makes her happiest.
RE: General Question
if i had to ask myself that question ,
i would know that i do not love her as much as i thought i did.
NOTHING would stand between the one i love and myself.
i would know that i do not love her as much as i thought i did.
NOTHING would stand between the one i love and myself.
RE: General Question
That sounds selfish. The point most of us are trying to make is that what realy counts is who she loves.
RE: General Question
and here is an even better point... if she really loved you, she would not have a bf in her country and you would have no need to come here and ask us about what you should do. even if she had a bf when you met her, if she truly fell in love with you, then she would have broken up with him to be with you.
RE: General Question
Thank you everyone for your replies.
My solution is to battle for her, show her who I am, and how life can be with me. There will be many complications along the way, but I know what I feel and can only show her that and hope I am shown the same in return.
My solution is to battle for her, show her who I am, and how life can be with me. There will be many complications along the way, but I know what I feel and can only show her that and hope I am shown the same in return.
RE: General Question
good on you u have the right attitude and i wish you well. hope u come back and tell everyone the result
RE: General Question
yea, i agree with nuk, besides, if things get tight, remember she is a stripper, and you to can be a couples hosts too :D
george michael takes drugs!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/27/george.slumped.ap/index.html
RE: george michael takes drugs!
A lot of kinky sex materials.......... must have been high on his way home from a P.A.R.T.yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The Hog and The Supreme Court
Today, Anna Nicole Smith (The Hog), is going before the Supreme Court to see if she gets her late husbands millions that he willed to her. His children is of course contesting this. She loved him so much, so is willing to go all the way to the Supreme Court to prove it. I'm sure some of the hosts here are cheering her on. i just hope she's properly medicated.
Roger
Roger
RE: The Hog and The Supreme Court
Actually, I'm hoping she gets her money as well. I mean lets face it, the man had a choice, he knew what he was doing. He didn't become a multimillionaire by sheer luck. He knew that he had gotten a "trophy wife"...ok trophy is pushing it but you get what I mean. The fact of the matter is that he had put her in his will.
Cheers,
TheMD
Cheers,
TheMD
RE: The Hog and The Supreme Court
I agree with you MD. The old boy couldn't take it with him and decided to use it to have some fun before he died. Although a string of high class escorts would have worked out a lot cheaper and at least provided a bit of variety :)
RE: The Hog and The Supreme Court
You can't blame the old guy. He was like 100 years old when he married her. When you are that old, your brain is almost dead. It's not the guy's fault. That's like blaming a mentally retarded person for getting his math wrong.
RE: The Hog and The Supreme Court
i saw some type of documentary about her , her family and friends awhile back. as i recall she was or rather has become a gold digger , i say trying to be kind.
and from what i know aboutthe old guy, which isnt much. he knew what he was doing. there is a reason why his family is getting nothing of his estate. i hope they cut it in half, the grieving widow gets half and siblings split the other half.
and from what i know aboutthe old guy, which isnt much. he knew what he was doing. there is a reason why his family is getting nothing of his estate. i hope they cut it in half, the grieving widow gets half and siblings split the other half.
Birthday Greetings
Happy Birthday to Koshed36/ugly feckface................
...............and also a to TABITHAsRoom!!!
Enjoy your day :D:D
...............and also a to TABITHAsRoom!!!
Enjoy your day :D:D
RE: Birthday Greetings
feck...they didnt post the russian for Happy Birthday (banghead)
Happy Birthday Tabitha :)
Happy Birthday Tabitha :)
RE: Birthday Greetings
sory fro belated greetings, were not online yesterday...
Happy birthday to you-u...
Happy birthday to you-u..
Happy birthday, dear Da-avid..
Happy birthday to you-u !!!!
kisses !
Happy birthday to you-u...
Happy birthday to you-u..
Happy birthday, dear Da-avid..
Happy birthday to you-u !!!!
kisses !
RE: (TRIKSY) Birthday Greetings
Can i unwrap my present now Triksy.. :P
Ohhhhh please let it be a very large cake and Triksy to jump out of it :D hehehehe.
Thank for the greetings ..... BIG HUG AND KISS... ;)
Ohhhhh please let it be a very large cake and Triksy to jump out of it :D hehehehe.
Thank for the greetings ..... BIG HUG AND KISS... ;)
question about Russia
Is there such a thing as public notaries (or the equivalent) in Russia, as we have in the U.S.? People who are licensed to certify official documents and the like.
If they are not called public notaries in Russia, what are they called? Do most big cities have them?
Thank you!
:)
If they are not called public notaries in Russia, what are they called? Do most big cities have them?
Thank you!
:)
RE: NEW
i give it a 8.5
noone is a 10
and a 9 is = to an angel
is that good enough luv?
or did you want words on angle, lighting, and backgound photography?
noone is a 10
and a 9 is = to an angel
is that good enough luv?
or did you want words on angle, lighting, and backgound photography?
RE: THE SECOND INTELLECTUALL GAME! 27/Feb/2006 11:40 (GMT)
"WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM FREE SESSION?
Be nice and you will see amazing gir according her category"
I give you ladies an "A" for being enterpising. But, I have to pass on it since you are all in non-adult. If i wanna play games like this, I'll go to play Bingo at the church.
good luck anyway
Be nice and you will see amazing gir according her category"
I give you ladies an "A" for being enterpising. But, I have to pass on it since you are all in non-adult. If i wanna play games like this, I'll go to play Bingo at the church.
good luck anyway
RE: THE SECOND INTELLECTUALL GAME! 27/Feb/2006 11:40 (GMT)
Why not have everyone pay $ 50 to enter and have a first prize of $20! After all it is the same thing since it will clearly take more than the free 20 minutes to have a chance to win the prize. Are some members that stupid!
RE: THE SECOND INTELLECTUALL GAME! 27/Feb/2006 11:40 (GMT)
I agree the prize should be longer than 20mins. I like the fact that these hosts have shown some initiative to run their own competition but it is unfortunate they are all non-adult and several of them among the least attractive hosts here. Like huh! I will pass on this.
RE: THE SECOND INTELLECTUALL GAME! 27/Feb/2006 11:40 (GMT)
Your loss then. You've obviously never seen any of them on vid before. Suits me - less competition!
RE: THE SECOND INTELLECTUALL GAME! 27/Feb/2006 11:40 (GMT)
So do we get the answer and a list of winners like for the first game? And who was chosen for the free vids? And when is the next game (but with the answers in more interesting places) ?
where is xextasyx ???
Hey, chathosts or members, someone can tell me where is xextasyx? alex used to be online almost everyday, and lately i could even find her here on saturday, but i haven't seen her online since the start of the last week, and also she didn't add any new pictures in her archive, i'm starting to be worried, if anyone knows just leave me a note, i will apreciate.
Marcos
Marcos
Like Father Like Son:-))
One day a man walked in on his son masturbating. He said, "Now son, if you don't stop masterbuting, you'll go blind!" The son replies, "Hey dad! I'm over here!"
RE: Like Father Like Son:-))
Which reminds me of the story about Billy-Bob who came across his son wanking behind the barn one day.
Cletus, yelled the dad thats the fifth time Is a-caught you a-doing that today! Theres only one thing for it, youll hef to up and marry your little cousin Mary-Sue from up the holler
So, by and by, Cletus and Mary-Sue got married and moved into their own little place. One day, Billy-Bob dropped by to see how the married couple were doing and he came across Cletus jacking off on the front porch.
Cletus!, he yelled I thought being a-married to Mary-Sue would-a stopped yall from doin that?
Well, the thing is Pa, said Cletus her lil ole arms jes get SO dang tired
Cletus, yelled the dad thats the fifth time Is a-caught you a-doing that today! Theres only one thing for it, youll hef to up and marry your little cousin Mary-Sue from up the holler
So, by and by, Cletus and Mary-Sue got married and moved into their own little place. One day, Billy-Bob dropped by to see how the married couple were doing and he came across Cletus jacking off on the front porch.
Cletus!, he yelled I thought being a-married to Mary-Sue would-a stopped yall from doin that?
Well, the thing is Pa, said Cletus her lil ole arms jes get SO dang tired
Congrats for swedish team
Final: Sweden - Finland 3-2 (0-1, 2-1, 1-0)
For the third place: Czech Republic - Russia 3-0 (1-0, 1-0, 1-0)
For the third place: Czech Republic - Russia 3-0 (1-0, 1-0, 1-0)
His & Hers Diary - LMAO
HER DIARY
Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV He seemed distant
and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
Today the Leafs lost. At least I got laid.
Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV He seemed distant
and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
Today the Leafs lost. At least I got laid.
RE: His & Hers Diary - LMAO
oh shit , our secret is out guys,
mens thoughts are so deep an meeningful :P
who left thier diary out for the women to read.
mens thoughts are so deep an meeningful :P
who left thier diary out for the women to read.
RE: His & Hers Diary - LMAO
and I'm sure it's happened a few time ON the Young and the Restless ... not to mention Days of our Lives, General Hospital, Passions and all those other great shows
RE: Dont want to be mistreated
Sorry, I would disagree with your view on English women. Very rarely do you find a beautiful girl here that would make you turn you head as she walks on by.....
East Europeans, now they would give me whiplash!
East Europeans, now they would give me whiplash!
RE: Dont want to be mistreated
As long as you take care of your exterior appearence, men see that, you "force" them to do so. You don't stand out, they don't see you.. Are your expecting that to happen at what moment? Second number two since you removed make up and all expensive things, letting only you ?
You can't ask men to see you as you are as long as you stand out by your beauty. You can't go on the street having written on your forhead " I speak several languages, I know to cook and I'm able to have a smart conversation with any of you". One day one man will figure that out, either by seeing what's behind the make-up either by seeing what's behind the simple appearence.
Men are lazy, so of course they want a girl that has everything without doing anything for that.. You're looking very good, and you're young, why the rush? :)
You can't ask men to see you as you are as long as you stand out by your beauty. You can't go on the street having written on your forhead " I speak several languages, I know to cook and I'm able to have a smart conversation with any of you". One day one man will figure that out, either by seeing what's behind the make-up either by seeing what's behind the simple appearence.
Men are lazy, so of course they want a girl that has everything without doing anything for that.. You're looking very good, and you're young, why the rush? :)
bf :(
and to think I nearly gave up hating women just for you LongHairKat - Oh well I guess I had a lucky escape :P
RE: Dont want to be mistreated
I have friends in Russia, and the women tell me this same story. I'd not taken it too seriously as to me it seemed that Russia had a lot of very beautiful women. Here there do not seem to be many, and they often have no personality, unlike the Russian women I've met, who are very intelligent and educated. I think you have to high an opinion of things in UK, especially the women! ;)
RE: Dont want to be mistreated
I have noticed that when in Russia, men are blind to true beauty, they look for, as you say the sex toy, the trophy. In my experience the wrapping can mislead you and everything inside may not be as the wrapping (in UK this always happen when I was younger). I notice in Russia that many men with girlfriend, do not seem to look after them as many men do in the western european countries and even the USA. Simple things like opening doors for them and waiting for the Lady to sit down first, helping them on with coat etc. These may seem small but when I have been with Russian Lady they appear to mean a lot and they become more at ease with you. I met a Russian Lady just as a companion/friendship and she also did all the beauty tricks to look her best, but when I saw her in one morning with no make up and hair all over the place, this was when she was at her most beautiful. But she would not believe me. I think there must be a lot of pressure for Russian Ladies to marry early, and as you say the compitetion is tough and Russian men can see this so no need try for the Lady. But maybe I'm wrong I'm only human!! I think
PS its hard to find women in uk that turn your head, but in Russia wow my head just kept spinning.
PS its hard to find women in uk that turn your head, but in Russia wow my head just kept spinning.
RE: Dont want to be mistreated
As a guy from the UK I can only envy the Russian men. Who needs a good personality :P
RE: Dont want to be mistreated
dear freeda, come to london and id be happy to see u without makeup. kiss u
RE: Dont want to be mistreated
you know... i think looks don't really matter for a guy if only... IF ONLY he is confident, he knows what he wants in life, he knows what he does, if he has something to say to the world and so on.. if a guy doesn't look for a girl just for sex, but still looks for a hot chick only (i mean that hot looks and so on), that's just coz he wants ppl around him to judge him by this girl... well, you know, "wow, what a girl walks beside him, he must be someone!"
ok, too much thoughts about it in my head now, better stop here :)
kiss
ok, too much thoughts about it in my head now, better stop here :)
kiss
RE: Dont want to be mistreated
never been to Russia. never been to UK either. but i've always been respectful of women despite their looks. am i saying that looks do not matter to me? no, looks matter, but personality matters just as much.
maybe more Russian women should visit the US. ;))))
maybe more Russian women should visit the US. ;))))
RE: Dont want to be mistreated
leave our women alone, if u never had $ they wouldnt look at u twice
RE: just a question
i always find xmisskissx very hot in video - i guess it just depends on the guy at the other end
Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please
Have you ever put your pantied on back to front? Or perhaps not worn any?
Please, replies from women only. You can give details or a simple yes or no will suffice. No names required, but please be honest with your answers.
Please, replies from women only. You can give details or a simple yes or no will suffice. No names required, but please be honest with your answers.
RE: Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please
and u called curious weird :))
RE: Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please
Ahhhhhh but at least I know I'm weird :D lol
RE: Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please
not worn any...:P
RE: Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please
Even when your wearing that short denim skirt :)
RE: (TRIKSY)Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please
What about bra as well Triksy.... Ohhh thats right u don`t wear them either... hehehe :P
But no panties... WOOOOOOWWWWWW under ur jeans :P Are you wearing jeans tonight triksy... Can i see :D
But no panties... WOOOOOOWWWWWW under ur jeans :P Are you wearing jeans tonight triksy... Can i see :D
RE: (koshed36)Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please
are yoiu wearing that golden thing tonight ? :P
can i see :D
can i see :D
RE: (Triksy)Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please
You did see:P
"One night stands".......... replies from women only please.
Have you ever had a 'one night stand'? Or perhaps met a man just to have sex?
Please, replies from women only. You can give details or a simple yes or no will suffice. No names required, but please be honest with your answers.
Please, replies from women only. You can give details or a simple yes or no will suffice. No names required, but please be honest with your answers.
RE: "One night stands".......... replies from women only please.
yes, and I know who you are on here too!
RE: "One night stands".......... replies from women only please.
My Freeda that I love so dearly you are only 19!!!!!
How old were you "long time ago"?
How old were you "long time ago"?
RE: "One night stands".......... replies from women only please.
everyone has their own morals and beliefs, everyone is different. no one has the right to judge the other. all i asked for was a honest answer, not making judgements.
RE: just a qestion!
Alright, now I have to write something bad about xMissKissx ...
That xMissKissx she's just too nice!
How's that?
That xMissKissx she's just too nice!
How's that?
RE: just a qestion!
MissKiss you are quite right not to care what they write about you.
They aren't worth it :D
They aren't worth it :D
RE: just a qestion!
hmhmhm????
XMisskissX is a wunderfull girl with a great character and wunderfull shinning eyes they are shinnig like stars in the sky and she have the wunderfullst smile in the world i ever had seen!!!!!! Thats not all but at first enough
XMisskissX is a wunderfull girl with a great character and wunderfull shinning eyes they are shinnig like stars in the sky and she have the wunderfullst smile in the world i ever had seen!!!!!! Thats not all but at first enough
RE: just a qestion!
You are very attractive so you don't have to worry about someone speaking ill of you......of course you could spice up your act a bit and stop wasting everyone's time.
RE: just a qestion!
luv, i said i didnt say anything about your boobs :P
but i was thinking many things:D:D
but i was thinking many things:D:D