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Just've finished Slowakia-Russia ice hockey match in olympics. Slowaks won 5-3, but both team played a real nice game with good pace. Czechs won also (4-1 against Germany). Well done guys:-))

Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.

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Many messages about this , good or bad..

lets just remember that .. communication is the most important thing - and men and women do this differently,

at least this once a year thing allows a chance to make an open statement.
better of course if the message is every day ..
but who really does this ??
who does not let days and weeks go by without actualy saying how we feel,
in longer /older relationships maybe longer ..
we assume the other knows ....

please dont ...........

Its such a valuable thing and can be lost , particulrly if comunication is not good...just fades away..

so say something nice , do something nice -thoughtful..
just make sure the message is received not just sent .

does not have to be 14 feb...

Love is great ...... dont waste it ....

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Girls always ask for your photo or cam when you visit them in video. I used to sent my photo and was always told how good looking I was. Out of curiousity, I started to sent fake photo and of course whether I was 18 or 70 was always good looking. I wound up senting Charles Manson mug shot. Charles Manson is a famed murderer in the USA. and frankly looks quite pyscho Anyhow, the girl told me, I was very handsome and wanted to meet me. lmao

http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/February/gumdropday.htm

Gimme!

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MMMMM Doesn't she look wonderful today??
I love her red dress and sexxy bod!
And she is so much fun to talk with!!!!

Well was no valentines card in my post box,neither in my email not even an offline from the woman who says that she "loves me".So i imagine her words are not so true after all. I was just a fool to believe that love could happen here. You live and learn never mind life goes on and i no longer have to watch what i say or do after all is only me in this life of mine:( I do know i will never believe her words again or for that fact another host here!!!!

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto.
In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled... SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown... but so has your ass.

3. You're a honey... and you're a cutie
I just wish you had J-Lo's booty.

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister

"There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved!"
- George Sand -
Have a fairy valentine's day, friends!Hugs & Kisses to all my friends!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning madam. I've come to......"

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too....you can really spread out!"

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me!"

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, my, that's a lot of ....of.....!!" gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith muttered. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus."

"Oh my god!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith faintly.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling; I could hardly concentrate! Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in.

" Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your...um...equipment?"

"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work"

"Tripod???!!"

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold for very long.......Madam?

Madam? Good Lord, she's fainted....!"

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I think our Vixens are all lovely but am disappointed that none of the lovely, beautiful asian host made the list!!!

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There were three men drinking in a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself!"

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I had a similar contest last year:) So St.Valentine's Day haters, give me ur best reason on why u dislike this so called holiday and I'll give u a free 30 minutes show wich might include some naughtiness too. hehe:).
Rules:
Write it in here so everyone can see it. The ones who dont post under their true CC member name would not be taken into consideration. I'll state the winner's name in here and also send him a CC mail (thats why i want the real screenname).
And for the ones that dont know, my screenname is Joyspirit.

Hi there guys, not been on this site for a couple of years, where all the free shows that used to be on here. I remember paying sometimes but sometimes used to get many free shows from sexy ladies. But now not seen even one. also the price have rocketed up in 2 years on here. I guess thats inflation hey lol

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Hey all - Happy Valentine's Day!

I just checked CC's new cover girl. Darina Doll is hot!!!!!!! I can't wait till she gets online! She's in the emagazine.

One more thing, any recommendations on the Valentine Vixens? Nice variety!

Ciao, Bond

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