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DENMARK!!!!!

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ThePassion - great laugh, good English, sweet girl and hot to boot

the swiss men's hockey team just beat team canada 2-0... goalie martin gerber stopped all of 49 shots for the shut out...
first the czechs, now the canadians... holy shit!:D

Please pass the pipe over here if you are done with it.
thank you,
bert

Please baby come quick to see my wet stew.
My love is not forever, it falls away like arms and legs do sometimes.
kiss

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Finally after 6 years of daily practice, The people have spoken and anointed me, Jerry Spankolio, the new "Master of the Pan Flute".

I have replaced Zamfir, who held the undisputed title for the last decade. So please remember, from this day forward, anything "Pan Flute" related goes through me, Jerry.
Thank You, I hope to serve you well in my new position.
Yours,
J-Spank

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!

THE PERFECT DAY

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow job

6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, tobascco, coffee and toast, all cooked by
naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en-route to airport

9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet

9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)

9:45 Play front nine - 2 under

11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon

12:15 Blow job

12:30 Play back nine - 4 under

2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle

5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally).

6:45 Shit, Shower, and Shave

7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated

7:30 Dinner: crabmeat appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by mango ice cream served on a big pair of tits

9:00 Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game

9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies..some bending over)

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty hot-pepper pizza snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 A night-cap blow job

11:45 To bed ALONE

11:50 A 22 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

make sure this time you have enough money to get back home lol

Ok...time for me to say goodbye to u all....hope u all have fun and try not to miss me (i mean miss me :p )
And dont worry...im not going forever...just having a well deserved holiday.....have fun all.....byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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so far......

Snowboard Cross - 4 competitors racing down same track at same time. A few spills and hairy moments. Hope I can see more during the year.

Toboggan/Luge/Skeleton - crazy sport

Downhill - another crazy sport

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I saw new about a mudslide in eastern Philippines that devistated several villages on Leyte.

I hope the families of all of our Philippina host are well and am sending heart felt prayres to all involved.

Old one, but very good:PPPP

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

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"How long will you be poring over that newspaper? Will you come
here right away and make your darling daughter eat her food?"

I tossed the paper away and rushed to the scene. My only
daughter Sindu looked frightened. Tears were welling up in her
eyes. In front of her was a bowl filled to its brim with Curd
Rice.

Sindu is a nice child, quite intelligent for her age. She has
just turned eight. She particularly detested Curd Rice.
My mother and my wife are orthodox and believe firmly in the
'cooling effects' of Curd Rice. I cleared my throat and picked
up the bowl.

"Sindu, darling, why don't you take a few mouthful of this Curd
Rice? Just for Dad's sake, dear. If you don't, your Mom will
shout at me."

I could sense my wife's scowl behind my back. Sindu softened a
bit and wiped her tears with the back of her hands. "OK, Dad.
I will eat not just a few mouthfuls, but the whole lot of this.
But, you should..." Sindu hesitated. "Dad, if I eat this entire
Curd Rice, will you give me whatever I ask for?"
"Oh sure, darling."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

I covered the pink soft hand extended by my daughter with mine
and clinched the deal.

"Ask Mom also to give a similar promise," my daughter insisted.
My wife slapped her hand on Sindu's muttering "Promise,"
without any emotion.

Now I became a bit anxious. "Sindu, you shouldn't insist on
getting a computer or any such expensive items. Dad does not
have that kind of money right now. OK?"

"No, Dad. I do not want anything expensive."

Slowly and painfully, she finished eating the whole quantity.
I was silently angry with my wife and my mother for forcing my
child to eat something that she detested.

After the ordeal was through, Sindu came to me with her eyes
wide with expectation. All of our attention was on her.

"Dad, I want to have my head shaved off this Sunday,"
was her demand!

"Atrocious!" shouted my wife, "a girl child having her head
shaved off? Impossible!"

"Never in our family!" my mother rasped. "She has been watching
too much of television. Our culture is getting totally spoiled
with these TV programs!"

"Sindu, why don't you ask for something else? We will be sad
seeing you with a clean-shaven head."

"No, Dad. I do not want anything else," Sindu said with
finality.

"Please Sindu, why don't you try to understand our feelings?"
I tried to plead with her.

"Dad, you saw how difficult it was for me to eat that Curd
Rice," Sindu was in tears. "And you promised to grant me
whatever I ask for. Now, you are going back on your words.
Was it not you who told me the story of King Harishchandra and
its moral that we should honor our promises no matter what?"

It was time for me to call the shots.
"Our promise must be kept."

"Are you out your mind?" chorused my mother and wife.

"No. If we go back on our promises, she will never learn to
honour her own. Sindu, your wish will be fulfilled."

With her head clean-shaven, Sindu had a round-face, and her eyes
looked big and beautiful.

On Monday morning, I dropped her at her school. It was a sight
to watch my hairless Sindu walking towards her classroom.
She turned around and waved.

I waved back with a smile. Just then, a boy alighted from a
car, and shouted, "Sinduja, please wait for me!"

What struck me was the hairless head of that boy.
"Maybe that is the in stuff," I thought.

"Sir, your daughter Sinduja is great indeed!"
Without introducing herself, a lady got out of the car, and
continued, "That boy who is walking along with your daughter is
my son Harish. He is suffering from leukemia."

She paused to muffle her sobs. "Harish could not attend the
school for the whole of the last month. He lost all of his hair
due to the side effects of the chemotherapy. He refused to come
back to school fearing the unintentional but cruel teasing of
the schoolmates.

"Sinduja visited him last week and promised him that she will
take care of the teasing issue. But I never imagined she would
sacrifice her lovely hair for the sake of my son! Sir, you and
your wife are blessed to have such a noble soul as your
daughter."

I stood transfixed. And then, I wept.


"My little Angel, will you teach me what love is?"


~Author Unknown~