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An Update to "The Ruls"
Anyone remember "The Rules"from about 10 years ago??
Here finally is the male reply to this obnixous document!
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules "
>From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem . See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh
Here finally is the male reply to this obnixous document!
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules "
>From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem . See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh
RE: dirty deads, oh do tell!
here i like..
from the waist up, full body posing.
from movies and clips...
close ups of two babes kissing, and of course like you, watching them getting down and dirty ::D
in that exact order (K)
from the waist up, full body posing.
from movies and clips...
close ups of two babes kissing, and of course like you, watching them getting down and dirty ::D
in that exact order (K)
RE: dirty deads, oh do tell!
Love close up of a shaved/trimmed pussy - my face inbetween her thighs
Love to see a woman cum for me and her face as she achieves it, then watch it drip out of her pussy onto her ass
Love to see a woman cum for me and her face as she achieves it, then watch it drip out of her pussy onto her ass
RE: dirty deads, oh do tell!
Love close up of a hairy bushy pussy - my face in between her thighs
Love to see a woman cum for me and her face as she achieves it, then watch it drip out of her pussy onto her ass
Love to see a woman cum for me and her face as she achieves it, then watch it drip out of her pussy onto her ass
typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
Here s about how many times she pretends is in need of money and the amount .... if u re asked over and over again i tell u something either in romania either in russia u still can find a job and be payed at least 120$ A REAL JOB so ask them why do they stay on a porno site if doesnt make enough to keep up with bills and everything ...they stay here because they make money ..oh and with 120 $ u can live in romania or russia just that u cant effort hanging out with friends much, expensive make up .... just a living at limit as they pretend they have anyway being on this site
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
I was in Buenos Aires a few months ago. I took a walk around the block and stopped in small park across from my hotel and lit a cigar...I love a good cigar and you can buy Havanas there very cheap. Anyway...there was a well dressed woman and her child waiting for a bus....She came over to me with her kid in tow and said....in Spanish....give me 10 pesos...I said....what is the problem do you need money for the fare? I thought she was in a bind. No she said....I can tell you are an American tourist...you can afford it...just give me the money....Why...I said....She said...because 10 pesos to you is nothing...for me..it is something.... People outside of the US, Canada, Western Eruope, Australia....think we have unlimited funds and even if we don;t.....what will 100 bucks mean to us in the long run...to them..it is like hitting the lottery...I don't condone what they do...but I sure as shit understand why they do it.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
what if u all go to Africa or some other Country where u can live off donations :))))
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
I know it is a dream, but I pray that ALL countries have the oppurtunities we have in the U.S. No country is perfect (even America), but many governments don't care enough about their people to do what is right and not be so selfish. Women, especially, have it the toughest.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
1.) Why are you bringing up this again? I doubt you'll change anyone's mind.
2.) If you don't like it, why keep going back to the same host? Don't complain about it if you're dumb enough to commit the same error over and over again.
2.) If you don't like it, why keep going back to the same host? Don't complain about it if you're dumb enough to commit the same error over and over again.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
B...i guess u are only a brainless romanian, im romanian too, my parents are old and have pension, they live in my native town, not in Bucharest with me.
I go to university, i also work here, and i also have to help them for the winter bills, otherwise they dont use the stove to make heat in their house and get sick.
U are crazy or what ? i never asked anyone to send me money, but dont even dare to say someone can live with this amount on a month, come in bucharest and try to rent a room
even a room in an apartment, where u live with the owners of the apartment, is 100 euros now, why dont u come and live this way...and as some other hosts mentioned thats only a payment, but we also have to pay light, heat, water, bus, and food
i guess u live with you parents , and they have a good or decent sallary if u even dare to open your mouth and accuse the others.
I dont agree with hosts that ask for money either, but dont even dare to say we are not right when we say that its expensive to live here, by the way the foreigners, members or not, who visit our country say the same, so i am just shocked that a ROMANIAN can even deny this reality.
Grow up or go to a mental doctor, u need one
I go to university, i also work here, and i also have to help them for the winter bills, otherwise they dont use the stove to make heat in their house and get sick.
U are crazy or what ? i never asked anyone to send me money, but dont even dare to say someone can live with this amount on a month, come in bucharest and try to rent a room
even a room in an apartment, where u live with the owners of the apartment, is 100 euros now, why dont u come and live this way...and as some other hosts mentioned thats only a payment, but we also have to pay light, heat, water, bus, and food
i guess u live with you parents , and they have a good or decent sallary if u even dare to open your mouth and accuse the others.
I dont agree with hosts that ask for money either, but dont even dare to say we are not right when we say that its expensive to live here, by the way the foreigners, members or not, who visit our country say the same, so i am just shocked that a ROMANIAN can even deny this reality.
Grow up or go to a mental doctor, u need one
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
I guess the truth hurts, so u need to attack, and when i meant for asking money wasn't for u sweetie ;)....i guess u like to live in this world like many of u ......just im very sick to read this message and see how many keep complaining , telling same story...im poor , i need work here, my parents r sick, i need money .....YES u need $$$ u work for them...but stop damn it to complain...and beg, u work no?! u study?! then try be yourself ! I am sure many of y r doing pretty well like hosts....so don't bullshit me.I have a name for this complains here.....U sounds like some damn Gypsy in France or Germany.....i am ashamed and feel damn upsed to hear this...same old shit complaining
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
hey smart ass, u ever imagined that some girls here have only one parent...just incase u will use the brain next time when u open the mouth..and about that bonus for food, not everyone has it, try to live like a student that comes from the country, try to live in Bucharest with 120 per month, if u dont have a room in campus.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
I have no ideea who u are, and where you live, but why dont u come in romania to live with 120 a month ?
u have any ideea how much the rents and bills are ? i bet u dont have, so u better keep your mouth shut before throwing with mud or telling BS.
Just for your knowledge, a rent for a single room flat is more than 150 euros now in Romania, in bucharest where i live, and the bills for electricity, water and heat, wich are common for all the building, were over 100 euros, so only for having a roof( very small, i live in 30 square meters) and to pay the bills i need 250 euros, not $ a month, beside this i also have to eat..and pay my transport...what do u have to say now ? Its not that hosts pay only for expensive make ups as u mentioned, or to go out, i cant even remember the last time when i afforded to go in a club...i just hate when people who have no ideea about our life or prices here open their mouths and bark...
u have any ideea how much the rents and bills are ? i bet u dont have, so u better keep your mouth shut before throwing with mud or telling BS.
Just for your knowledge, a rent for a single room flat is more than 150 euros now in Romania, in bucharest where i live, and the bills for electricity, water and heat, wich are common for all the building, were over 100 euros, so only for having a roof( very small, i live in 30 square meters) and to pay the bills i need 250 euros, not $ a month, beside this i also have to eat..and pay my transport...what do u have to say now ? Its not that hosts pay only for expensive make ups as u mentioned, or to go out, i cant even remember the last time when i afforded to go in a club...i just hate when people who have no ideea about our life or prices here open their mouths and bark...
RE: another Ro real life story
you're a good girl, yes you are. and believe me when i say that im glad you girls are here.
now "And more, I've supported financially my former husband for a long time, because he couldn't get a job, I am supporting now my bf"
wtf is up wit dat?
now "And more, I've supported financially my former husband for a long time, because he couldn't get a job, I am supporting now my bf"
wtf is up wit dat?
RE: another Ro real life story
I first got mad reading the first posts, but while i've read all the girls replies i felt like someone answered very well to the idiot who calls him/her self B .I have no hard feelings for the first poster, he is of course free to tell what happens to him and of course wonder why. But the idiot who says is romanian and can live here with 120$ per month i can only say that either is not romanian and never ever lived in bucharest or is romanian and just like to cause madness to the others and in this case i can only wish to him/her to come in a situation where will not have more then 120 $ per month for at least one year and i am sure after the first year he will she will get mental sick and probably will get suicidal thoughts. I CANT BELIEVE U COULD SAY THIS ! Dont want to start tell u my story from the past till i started work here few years ago, but was very bad and no i dont have a father for 11 years by now and yes we r many kids at my mother and i am the biggest . I wont say more of it, but if u ever live at least one year with the money u say u can, pls let me know if u r really doing well.
RE: another Ro real life story
how can u say that is stupid to support husband or bf??When u get married u promiss in front of god to take care of eachother in all given circumstances,and i think thats what u should do (unless they r lazy bastards and spend all their money on booze).Why is it oki for a man to support u financially when u need it but not the other way round?Men dont always make more money.Before i started cc my ex bf used to pay for most of our bills, as the only income i had was a 20 scholarship.After i started cc things didnt go very well for him at work so it was my turn to cover most expenses.I think it was only fair...
RE: another Ro real life story
WHY WONT IT LET ME WRITE THE SYMBOL FOR ''POUNDS''????Does anybody know?Coz i've been trying to write it in the last 2 posts but it just wont appear on the screen .Grrrr
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
Wahhhhh Wahh all the men read this are crying to death ... the idea was u can get a normal job and be payed at least 120 $ a month having a living at limit ( u roumanians grils know families of 2-3-4 people live with taht money a month but at limit) Oh , u cant get payed less than 120$ if u work legally the law doesnt permit so no matter if u have no studies or u do this is less u can get
I meant u WOULDNT BE HERE if u didnt make the money to get over this limit , rent app ? when most of people live with their parents or whaterevr u choosed to rent app to get naughty on cam (might be cases where no hpuse no parents indeed) or just want to be free(but thats a luxury cause in the states for example lots on young people still live with their parents) or moved other city lets say for going to college but the colleges offer rooms for their students for a low price but they are not luxuorious so we go back and we think u choose the luxury
I didnt say the living in romania is good i said U WOULDNT BE HERE IF U DIDNT MAKE THE MONEY ... my point was U ARENT IN DESPERATE NEED TO ASK MONEY OUTSIDE THIS SITE AND U ARE ASKING BECAUSE U CAN AND STUPID PEOPLE BELIEVE ANYTHING U SAY BECAUSE WHEN U TALK ABOUT ROMANIA AS BEING A THIRD WORLD
I m not judging anyone for being on this site i m only saying u make enough being here do not ask money outside
I wish some studios bosses to confirm my words, most of studios monitor their girls and lots of studios fire girls because they "BEG" money and they know how much money they make for real and it wouldnt be need for "BEG"
MY ONLY WORDS ARE DONT SEND THEM MONEY OUTSIDE THIS GET WHAT U CAN IN HERE PAYING VID SEEING THEM MAYBE LESS BUT AT LEAST THEY WONT CONSIDER U A MILK COW ... AND U KNOW WHAT SEND THEM MONEY OUTSIDE THIS AND AFTER 2-3-4 TIME STOP SENDING ANY MONEY NOT EVEN 1 $ DONT BE IMPRESSED BY THEIR SOB STORIES KEEP IT THIS WAY A MONTH 2-3 IF THEY STILL TALK TO YOU NICE AND THEY DONT COME UP WITH STORIES AND STOP TALKING TO YOU AS BEAFORE ...THEN U CAN JUDGE
I did live in romania with my gf for a few months i only feel mercy for the real poors who cant work on this site to make the money U DO
I meant u WOULDNT BE HERE if u didnt make the money to get over this limit , rent app ? when most of people live with their parents or whaterevr u choosed to rent app to get naughty on cam (might be cases where no hpuse no parents indeed) or just want to be free(but thats a luxury cause in the states for example lots on young people still live with their parents) or moved other city lets say for going to college but the colleges offer rooms for their students for a low price but they are not luxuorious so we go back and we think u choose the luxury
I didnt say the living in romania is good i said U WOULDNT BE HERE IF U DIDNT MAKE THE MONEY ... my point was U ARENT IN DESPERATE NEED TO ASK MONEY OUTSIDE THIS SITE AND U ARE ASKING BECAUSE U CAN AND STUPID PEOPLE BELIEVE ANYTHING U SAY BECAUSE WHEN U TALK ABOUT ROMANIA AS BEING A THIRD WORLD
I m not judging anyone for being on this site i m only saying u make enough being here do not ask money outside
I wish some studios bosses to confirm my words, most of studios monitor their girls and lots of studios fire girls because they "BEG" money and they know how much money they make for real and it wouldnt be need for "BEG"
MY ONLY WORDS ARE DONT SEND THEM MONEY OUTSIDE THIS GET WHAT U CAN IN HERE PAYING VID SEEING THEM MAYBE LESS BUT AT LEAST THEY WONT CONSIDER U A MILK COW ... AND U KNOW WHAT SEND THEM MONEY OUTSIDE THIS AND AFTER 2-3-4 TIME STOP SENDING ANY MONEY NOT EVEN 1 $ DONT BE IMPRESSED BY THEIR SOB STORIES KEEP IT THIS WAY A MONTH 2-3 IF THEY STILL TALK TO YOU NICE AND THEY DONT COME UP WITH STORIES AND STOP TALKING TO YOU AS BEAFORE ...THEN U CAN JUDGE
I did live in romania with my gf for a few months i only feel mercy for the real poors who cant work on this site to make the money U DO
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
... oh and i m going to post every time it goes down this thread just because i know it irks u girls and u feel emabaressed and think twice next time when u intent to ask wu ....unfortunately, i know not all the girls are readu\ing this forum
And i m still with my romanian gf but been lucky after third try :))))
And i m still with my romanian gf but been lucky after third try :))))
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
Oh God, u take all things so serious?! I can't understand why all u need to complain, cos everything works so slow, no money etc, talk bad about yr fuc***country, u should think r other persons who r doing more bad then us, no houses, no food they sleep on street and no warm soup...i apreciate the ones who doesn't ask money from members, but plssss leave this all bullshit cos everything works so bad.....and keep complainning about all.....wtf u want in UE and beg like some gypsy?! wtf it's worng with u guys?! Stop complainig so much...and about DR?! Lol u r so full of shit, better look in mirror....and ask yourself..."How u can lie yourself everyday?".......
See ya
See ya
RE: Answers for B
i live in romania and its true u can live with 120 $ a month here but true u cant live well with that much but u survive . I agree with the poster of this thread, the girls are making up stories just to get some more money but they dont starve or sick . Ask yourself how come they ask u a stranger the money (in a way or another u re a stanger for them) but they are not asking their parents , their friends , relatives they have none isnt it?
I can admit the begging exists as i never asked to people any money .
People come here to have fun , to feel good, to enjoy the beauty ,to wank lol .... wining about sick mother and sick mind it doesnt help u to make the viewer to feel comfortable .Mentioning your problems its not a murder but when u expect money from the one u told here comes the problem ...and indded on this site u can make a lot more money then with a job u can tell anyone u have (a real job as some use to call it )
But if men send money to them thats their problem , they ll never know if they truly been lied or used because beggers are good actresses
As a host who worked in studio and met lots of girls who worked on cam i tell you 99.99% of those who request money are doing it not because of financial problems but because this is human nature - if i earn 1000 or more a month why not help to make my fortune bigger - bussiness sense -
I can admit the begging exists as i never asked to people any money .
People come here to have fun , to feel good, to enjoy the beauty ,to wank lol .... wining about sick mother and sick mind it doesnt help u to make the viewer to feel comfortable .Mentioning your problems its not a murder but when u expect money from the one u told here comes the problem ...and indded on this site u can make a lot more money then with a job u can tell anyone u have (a real job as some use to call it )
But if men send money to them thats their problem , they ll never know if they truly been lied or used because beggers are good actresses
As a host who worked in studio and met lots of girls who worked on cam i tell you 99.99% of those who request money are doing it not because of financial problems but because this is human nature - if i earn 1000 or more a month why not help to make my fortune bigger - bussiness sense -
RE: Answers for B
LOL .... yes you r so right dear, you know all about everybody ..... be honest to yourself....u was in same shit...;)....u know what i mean :)
RE: To all the SMART ASSES
"fuck all americans who dont understand what makes a girl like me work here!"
wow babe, you sure know how to turn off your biggest potential customer base. i bet you have a bad attitude in chat and probably a boring show. blame everything and all your problems on america. how ignorant. its so funny when so many people cant take any responsibility for thier own troubles. lets blame everyone else. its much easier.
wow babe, you sure know how to turn off your biggest potential customer base. i bet you have a bad attitude in chat and probably a boring show. blame everything and all your problems on america. how ignorant. its so funny when so many people cant take any responsibility for thier own troubles. lets blame everyone else. its much easier.
RE: To all the SMART ASSES
isn't with women.its with their own insecurities & inability to be able to express & show their true feelings.
RE: To all the SMART ASSES
well said, she should of posted her name, that way all of us americans could go do a 1 min video with her, to get her some money as we tell her to kiss my ass
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$
why the high drama about someone requesting money - can be a million reasons some true maybe some not but you always have the option of saying - yes or no - it is the same if a close friend asks for help - do u ask for proof or accept what they say - get real, live your life and not make comments about how others may live theirs on how much whether it is large or small.
The Pope & The Queen (just for 'hmm')
The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords - the crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness can't help but have a little rivalry - both being heads of churches and all.
The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen,"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice - they will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants.
The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.
The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen,"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice - they will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants.
The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.
Confused
I don't understand. After my wife and I bought our house, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe 8 pints a night. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from shopping the receipt showed 450 spent on makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything! You've spent 450 on makeup!"
She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Fuck off, that's what the beer was for!"
She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Fuck off, that's what the beer was for!"
RE: Confused
Well sweety us wemen sometimes are verry difficult to understand so this is the reason becouse u man are looking eternaly for the one that u can finally understand......
Desert Island Rescue:-))
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.
Man: "Oh thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.
Man: "Oh thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"
mNOTaDOLL
Does anyone know what happened to mNOTaDOLL and how I can get in touch with her?
RE: mNOTaDOLL
Last I heard she was in Mr Wobbly-Bottom's Clown Training School in Little Knob, Arkansas, and that she doesn't want any contact from weird people and people named John (the two of which are, surprisingly, not mutually exclusive). The talk on the street is that she may not be there for much longer though, as she was having trouble in Red Nose Wearing 101 (the tutor tried to put it somewhere other than on her nose I suspect) and she was thinking of dropping out to become the backup stunt weasel on an upcoming Discovery Channel commercial.
... but I could be wrong since my source (aka my neighbor) generally isn't all that reliable ... plus I was listening to all this through her keyhole and we all know how notoriously bad voices through keyholes are, right.
... but I could be wrong since my source (aka my neighbor) generally isn't all that reliable ... plus I was listening to all this through her keyhole and we all know how notoriously bad voices through keyholes are, right.
RE: mNOTaDOLL
I am extremely honored to be classed with the great plantain! Thank you very much for this distinction! I realize that Linnaeus really screwed up in describing us as two seperate species but it is now high time that we bananas were brought back into the fold and reunited with our brother the plantain, and your accalim has gone a long way to make that eventful day all that much closer. Also, the plantains tend get all the chicks so I'm hoping for a bit of that action too :)
Cardiff Zoo - lmao
Cardiff Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem - the gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Darell, a big Welsh lad from Merthyr, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Darell, like most Merthyr boys, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the Zoo Administrators thought they might have a solution. Darell was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for 500 pounds?
Darell showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Darell announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."
"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
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"Well," said Darrell........ "Could you give me another week to come
up with the 500 quid.?"
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem - the gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Darell, a big Welsh lad from Merthyr, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Darell, like most Merthyr boys, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the Zoo Administrators thought they might have a solution. Darell was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for 500 pounds?
Darell showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Darell announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."
"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
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"Well," said Darrell........ "Could you give me another week to come
up with the 500 quid.?"
RE: Cardiff Zoo - lmao
Banter between countries is not racism....
....Some people are so uptight!! Sheeeeeeeeesh
....Some people are so uptight!! Sheeeeeeeeesh
RE: Cardiff Zoo - lmao
One day an Englishman took a bath.
... I know, it's not a joke but it's about as unrealistic as a Welshman screwing a gorilla ... if you'd said it was an Australian on the other hand ...
... I know, it's not a joke but it's about as unrealistic as a Welshman screwing a gorilla ... if you'd said it was an Australian on the other hand ...
RE: Cardiff Zoo - lmao
I think they should have paid the gorilla 500 to have sex with a welshman.
Women's Day
I wish you all very Happy Women's Day!
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Kiss,
Alex
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Kiss,
Alex
Favourite film lines
Mine is from the film ' love , honour and obey'
Actor Sean Pertwee says while 2 heads of rival gangs talk '' Don't mack me off like a two bob''
great
RE: Favourite film lines
My present favourite film line is from "Everything is illuminated" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404030/ )
Alex: "Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I'm such a premium dancer!"
Cracks me up everytime I hear it:))
Alex: "Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I'm such a premium dancer!"
Cracks me up everytime I hear it:))
RE: Favourite film lines
Mine is "Stick your dick up my Ass and fuck it good" from Anal Fuck Dolls
RE: Favourite film lines
Not from a movie but from series 2 of "The Office" (the BBC version, not that crap Yank one):
"Hes a weird little bloke, look at his cartoon face and his hair ... he looks like a Fisher Price man, his rubbish clothes. Makes me think theres something wrong with you for a start, but yet in my head, Id still do you, so Im confused"
... Gareth is my hero
"Hes a weird little bloke, look at his cartoon face and his hair ... he looks like a Fisher Price man, his rubbish clothes. Makes me think theres something wrong with you for a start, but yet in my head, Id still do you, so Im confused"
... Gareth is my hero
RE: Favourite film lines
roflmfao A Banana................ Gareth is a legend :)
I loved the whole the scence with tim throwing gareth's stapler out the window.
"what if it kills someone?"
"well, they'll think you're the murderer, it's got your name on it."
"why would a murderer put his name on a murder weapon?"
"to... stop people borrowing it."
roflmfao
I loved the whole the scence with tim throwing gareth's stapler out the window.
"what if it kills someone?"
"well, they'll think you're the murderer, it's got your name on it."
"why would a murderer put his name on a murder weapon?"
"to... stop people borrowing it."
roflmfao
RE: Favourite film lines
yeah, that's a damn good scene ... I like the start of it too, when his stapler's in jelly. There are damn funny scenes in both series and the special ... like this one from the training day ...
Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?
hmm?
Were just doing the ultimate fantasy, were all doing it.
Two lesbians probably, sisters. Im just watching.
oh, um, Tim? Do you have one?
Id never thought Id have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?
Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?
hmm?
Were just doing the ultimate fantasy, were all doing it.
Two lesbians probably, sisters. Im just watching.
oh, um, Tim? Do you have one?
Id never thought Id have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?
RE: Favourite film lines
Rocky 4! or 5 (not sure)
Knock Knock! Whos there!? Tuna!
Tuna who?!
You can Tuna piano but you cant Tuna fish!
or!:
Scarface Al Pacino!
"SAY HALLO TO MA LIL FRIEND" (uzi)
or like a very wise man said once!
Suck my Ding Dong!
Knock Knock! Whos there!? Tuna!
Tuna who?!
You can Tuna piano but you cant Tuna fish!
or!:
Scarface Al Pacino!
"SAY HALLO TO MA LIL FRIEND" (uzi)
or like a very wise man said once!
Suck my Ding Dong!
RE: Favourite film lines
"OK, so she sleeps above the covers ... 6 feet above the covers."
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters
RE: Favourite film lines
If you want to mention Rocky it should be my all time favorite at christmas time when Paulie tries to be santa: "YO YO YO" LOL
RE: Favourite film lines
Perfect Silence---------Peter Sellers in Pink Pussycat as he takes a leak in upstairs the the toilet sticks and overflows into the sunken living room below :)
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
How can this guy be your man, because he told u he cared for u?
Have u ever met, spent time together besides in just video?
If he is looking elsewhere, would seem to me, just like in real, isnt getting enough from the relationship
Have u ever met, spent time together besides in just video?
If he is looking elsewhere, would seem to me, just like in real, isnt getting enough from the relationship
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
How could she know it was ur man in the first place?
Second, take care of your man, girl, don't blame it on other girls!
Geez grow up!
Second, take care of your man, girl, don't blame it on other girls!
Geez grow up!
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
Newsflash! ... your "man" is doing what all members do on here ... sniffing around a selection of chicks to see if he can get a little pussy peek or some hot video action ... clearly you are not exciting enough for him otherwise he would not go elsewhere. And this other host's reaction is to be expected ... as far as she is concerned this "man" is just another member and it is her job to try and screw some $s out of him and your claims that he is "your man" are completely irrelevant as far as she is concerned ... all members are fair game on here and if he chooses to partake of the pleasures of several hosts, I seriously doubt that there is anything you can do about it. I would suggest that you abstain from slagging off the other hosts and leave that to members like us, because we've had more practice :)
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
well its your fault
your guy is cheating and you forgive him
and you go off on the one he is cheatng with, like its her fault.
why did you go to her? to tell her not to talk toour man?
if so , you dont trust him.
your guy is cheating and you forgive him
and you go off on the one he is cheatng with, like its her fault.
why did you go to her? to tell her not to talk toour man?
if so , you dont trust him.
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
Personally,I don`t see anything that makes him your man.And you shouldn`t be talking to the chick,you should be talking to him..or better,fuck both-get drunk and maybe after get a life.
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
I turn this of this drama, looks like it's all over the adult chat these days... If you wouldn't doubt about yourself, you wouldn't go play the spy over people... Seriously, if you want him, make him move. :) Stop playing these games over a website, it hurts everyone, including the people that are in need (both for love and resources).
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
I turn sick* of this drama, is what I meant. I've forgot to add - hosts already used befriended admins to trace and look up their 'beloved' visitors. These moves made me quit already this other adult cam place I talk about now. It's astonishing how far a private can go...
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
wow, i cant believe cc let u post this message, they usualy dont post the mesages that r upseting them or give them a bad name;).
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
This sounds like a set up to me!!!
So we can have a long thread about TRUE LOVE at CC!!!
There can be no true love at CC!!!!
Blosoming feelings and potential loving relationships, YES INDEED!!
But true love requires face time together!
So you host and members that think you are in love--->
Get together in person!!!!
We did!!!
And maybe your love will be as real as ours!
So we can have a long thread about TRUE LOVE at CC!!!
There can be no true love at CC!!!!
Blosoming feelings and potential loving relationships, YES INDEED!!
But true love requires face time together!
So you host and members that think you are in love--->
Get together in person!!!!
We did!!!
And maybe your love will be as real as ours!
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
interesting point
why did you go to the girls room
and she did not steal your man, you quite obviously never had him the only reason for you to have gone to her room is the ever churning cc rumor mill
and guess what
legallyblack is pretty damn hot
hahaahhahahaa
why did you go to the girls room
and she did not steal your man, you quite obviously never had him the only reason for you to have gone to her room is the ever churning cc rumor mill
and guess what
legallyblack is pretty damn hot
hahaahhahahaa
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
Ok - now everyone needs to be wake up! Including "Lucky guy", if you are that happy in love, isn't this place her worst enemy? :
Dear sweet hosts in a first instance - deal with the fact that if visitors are so 'special' to most, let you girls think twice about it; most men do have a reason to be here. Even more, as 'perfect lovers' do belong into a women's arms, they are less likely to be found on an adult cam website.
So... Did I blowed all my chances now? lol
Dear sweet hosts in a first instance - deal with the fact that if visitors are so 'special' to most, let you girls think twice about it; most men do have a reason to be here. Even more, as 'perfect lovers' do belong into a women's arms, they are less likely to be found on an adult cam website.
So... Did I blowed all my chances now? lol
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
Can't believe you guys are falling for this. This is obviously a way for "legallyblack" to promote herself. A damn sick way of doing it, but yet very clever way of doing it.
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
i have known "legallyblack" for a long time and this is not her style and she doesnt need to "promote" herself as such. she is a really nice person. :-)
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
i too have known her for a long time and if iever bother to go back downtown to meet with my other south african friend she will join us for lunch....not only does she not need to promote herself she doesn't need to be here and put up with this nonsense.she does it for the fun
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
shocking isnt it, but a a dog who won't use thier screename will certainly never be one
hahahahhahahahhahaa
another dummy
hahahahhahahahhahaa
another dummy
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
you ar just so funny and a coward
oh right you are only the second dog
oh right you are only the second dog
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
congradulations on the wedding . i wish you both many years of happiness ....
RE: legallyblack.....SHE STOLE MY MAN
well by the timing of this nonsense and the dog we know
having fun yet gete
having fun yet gete
question for hosts
could you tell me if a host was to make arrangement,s to meet a member in real. would you expect to meet the member in your city or if a member was to ask if you would meet in another place.would you be prepaired to travel or would you expect the member to come to your city, just curious.
RE: question for hosts
I guess depends on a) how well u know them ..b) what your city is ( some are harder to get to than others - moscow and st peter are easy others require train/taxi/ car / and can be complicated ..
Ahhh, Aussie Men :)
Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila, about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the brakes and yells, "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?"
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. He says, "Strewth Sheila ... not only are you a great shag but you're a real sport too."
And drives off
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. He says, "Strewth Sheila ... not only are you a great shag but you're a real sport too."
And drives off
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are
these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday,
TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks,
picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....
to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are
these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday,
TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks,
picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....
RE: Just a thought..
maybe your price is too high , and you are not worth the price. or maybe they just want to see you and not chat with you. in any case i guess you have to do some soul searching
RE: Just a thought..
LOL omg soul searching because of something on hear?! that is funny. maybe prior to or as a result of working on a cam site. but to go so in depth b/c of viewership number differences. lol you sound so serious. financial strategics maybe, but soul searching? that was cute though :P xoxo cs
RE: Just a thought..
it was not really cute.it was a gutless way of being nasty.just for the sake of being nasty.nore to think about is the one who needs to do soul searchihng.to see if he or she has one!did not even have the guts to leave name or even screen name.matt
RE: Just a thought..
Don't know why that is, because you're very nice talking to as well, and very raw and sexual in video...
Maybe it's the price? :)
Maybe it's the price? :)
TOP 17 COUNTRY SONGS for 2006
TOP 17 COUNTRY SONGS for 2006
17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
*And the Number #1 country song is.
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!
17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
*And the Number #1 country song is.
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!
Geometry:-))
Teacher: John, give me a sentence using the word, "geometry."
John: Okay, there once was this little acorn. Then it grew and grew and woke one day and said, ''Gee, I'm a tree.''
John: Okay, there once was this little acorn. Then it grew and grew and woke one day and said, ''Gee, I'm a tree.''
Chique
For Me,for all Womans,and even for the feminine part of a man..Happy life,the most beautiful thoughts,and the greatest day till now on 8 march!!
i apologize
I owe a big apology to a host here . Her name is galaxxxy. I accused her of deleting post from the general and personal forums.
Maybe if i would have had a little more patience i wouldnt be apologizing now. I am sorry for the accusation galaxxxy, but that is all. The messages showed after a little longer waiting period than normal. i hope you will accept my apology.....
Maybe if i would have had a little more patience i wouldnt be apologizing now. I am sorry for the accusation galaxxxy, but that is all. The messages showed after a little longer waiting period than normal. i hope you will accept my apology.....
RE: i apologize
Maybe my apology is premature. i see you did delete my post on your personal forum. What are you afraid of that members will see the real you and not the one you portray here on screen. To bad galaxxy i really though you were special. Again it just shows that the host are here for one thing and one thing only despite what they tell you. be careful of this host lies and decete.
RE: i apologize
i see why your posts get deleted...you're an idiot! wish the ones you make here would be deleted too!
RE: i apologize
deserve a stupid beat down... not word for word but, "what hosts are really here for". seriously what is wrong with you? what do viewers come here for "for real"? come on! to really make new friends? go to a regular chat site... yahoo, msn, icq whatever. what banner did you click on? the one that advertised live cams right? heck you can cam to cam on any ol' chat site now a days. this one is for a specific purpose. you come here looking for a little tingle in you to be relieved. don't put a host down because she has the audacity to screen *her*, i repeat HER forum. it's her marketing not yours. you wanna post whatever you want... set up your own forum, group, blog, whatever. then you can badmouth whoever you want. i'm not saying friends can't be made. but if you don't belive for the most part this is for fantasy's sake, you need to get some help. if some good true relationships come of any of this, i'm happy for those it does. but don't piss on others because they don't submit to your will. unless of course youre in the sub/dom category :P...
RE: i apologize
could be the same gutless person who posted a message to"cum4mewithme" as"more to think about".just pure infantile nastiness.grow up & if you don't have the courage to post under your real name or have something constructive to say"SHUT THE HELL UP!!" we do not need your type here or anywhere for that matter.crawl back into that hole you came from.matt
RE: i apologize
TAKE ONE GUTLESS PERSON TO KNOW ANOTHER. I NOTICED YOU DONT USE YOUR SCREEN NAME OR PUT YOUR NAME ON THINGS EITHER. SO THAT MUST MAKE YOU GUTLESS TOO
RE: i apologize
No but you are.. Please if you are going to be so petty as to critcise someone grammar the least you can do is LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
illiterate Audio pronunciation of "illiterate" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-ltr-t)
adj.
1.
1. Unable to read and write.
2. Having little or no formal education.
2.
1. Marked by inferiority to an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature.
2. Violating prescribed standards of speech or writing.
3. Ignorant of the fundamentals of a given art or branch of knowledge: musically illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.
illiterate Audio pronunciation of "illiterate" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-ltr-t)
adj.
1.
1. Unable to read and write.
2. Having little or no formal education.
2.
1. Marked by inferiority to an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature.
2. Violating prescribed standards of speech or writing.
3. Ignorant of the fundamentals of a given art or branch of knowledge: musically illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.
RE: i apologize
maybe they are more literate than you.read your post.it sounds like you think grammar is your parent's mother.you dweeb!
RE: 8MARCH!HAPPY WOMEN DAY!
the world without women.........such a bleak thought.
it would be a place of constant war, ugliness, perpetual destruction. uncomfortable and cold, without curve or color. there would be no wisdom and no bueaty. it would be a place of cruel hard words and even harder thoughts. every day i thank god he made woman. such a marvelous creature.
it would be a place of constant war, ugliness, perpetual destruction. uncomfortable and cold, without curve or color. there would be no wisdom and no bueaty. it would be a place of cruel hard words and even harder thoughts. every day i thank god he made woman. such a marvelous creature.
RE: 8MARCH!HAPPY WOMEN DAY!
happy day & rest of the year to all the wonderful girls here.you rock!the world without women is to scary a thought for me :-(((
RE: WTF rocks:)
Id like to see CC run a popularity contest on viewers for hosts exclusively
Then have the winner really show themselves to the host and viewers the way they are in real life LOL.........................ah Andy Wharhol's 15 min. in the sun would show some interesting images I bet...........
Then have the winner really show themselves to the host and viewers the way they are in real life LOL.........................ah Andy Wharhol's 15 min. in the sun would show some interesting images I bet...........
RE: WTF rocks:)
wtf funny???? i guess if u like a mental midget who thinks its cool to bash ladies..then he is hilarious.
RE: WTF rocks:)
WTF = Cuntasaurus ????
Remember the guy who took on TNT all the time.............hmmmm he might have reinvented himself............same cutting humor
Remember the guy who took on TNT all the time.............hmmmm he might have reinvented himself............same cutting humor
RE: WTF rocks:)
maybe its his son by now LOL...........you never know about this place CC or maybe its a CC mole to stir up the forums like they do in Vegas at the hotels to stir up the customers :)
RE: WTF rocks:)
WTF = Cuntasaurus ????
Remember the guy who took on TNT all the time.............hmmmm he might have reinvented himself............same cutting humor
Remember the guy who took on TNT all the time.............hmmmm he might have reinvented himself............same cutting humor
RE: WTF rocks:)
Take seriously his humour? Noo way! Just we try to return his cuting humour and i bet he is very upset because i coudn't see some bad posting about him just he ask Cc to remove it! Lol! Isn't it a great sense of humour?!
RE: WTF rocks:)
take wtf seriously? no way. as for cutting humor? cuts like a dull butter knife thru rock. to each their own.
RE: spring hurts
DONT LEAVE MY SEXY GALAXXXY, I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH IF YOU LEAVE ME. WE STILL HAVE A DATE FOR THIS SUMMER HONEY. I LOVE YOU MY SEXY GALAXXY. WILL YOU MARRY ME!!!
YOUR #1 FAN.........ME
YOUR #1 FAN.........ME
RE: spring hurts
well honesty works both ways honey, you can fool with a mans mind & heart but if he fools back you dont like it. maybe it is better if you leave! if you cant be honest but you expect others to be honest to you. yes i agree spring hurts but love sucks! maybe a little more honesty you would have gotten hurt. i was hurt too, to know what you did.
your #1 fan ... no more
your #1 fan ... no more
RE: spring hurts
If anyone would know you would. That is what happens with lies and deciete. Someone you think is a friend just isntand you get hurt