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what men wish women knew
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up - put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. EVER!!!!!!!!.
4. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cats.
6. Sunday = Sports.
7. Anything you wear is fine - really.
8. Women wearing wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point-blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
14. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
18. If you don't dress like the Dawson Creek girls, don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys.
19. If something we said could be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up - put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. EVER!!!!!!!!.
4. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cats.
6. Sunday = Sports.
7. Anything you wear is fine - really.
8. Women wearing wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point-blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
14. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
18. If you don't dress like the Dawson Creek girls, don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys.
19. If something we said could be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex.
RE: what men wish women knew
heavy night last night?)
kidding..
its cool shy but all women know it ;)
kidding..
its cool shy but all women know it ;)
RE: what men wish women knew
That was a very funny list. I am shocked I have never seen it before. Clever. I sometimes to standup and I have to work some of these into the routine. Thanks imshy. And I was so mean to you in Community Chat...I feel bad....no...really I dont. But thanks.
RE: what men wish women knew
WTF???u was rude to me??I didnt think it was rude.... I have come to expect so much more from u...mellowing in ur old age?? :p
RE: wondering...
hi, my name is Bill, Bob, Tom, Richard
and the list goes on and on and on and on.
and the list goes on and on and on and on.
What's For Dinner:-))
A concerned husband went to the doctor to talk about his wife.
He said to the doctor, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."
"Well," the doctor replied, "go home tonight, stand about 15 feet from her, and say something. If she doesn't reply, move 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this until we get an idea about the severity of her deafness."
The husband went home and did exactly as the doctor had instructed. He started off 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she was chopping some vegetables.
He said, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He heard no response. He moved 5 feet closer and asked again. No reply. He moved 5 feet closer. Still no reply.
He finally got fed up and moved right behind her, about an inch away, and asked again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replied, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
He said to the doctor, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."
"Well," the doctor replied, "go home tonight, stand about 15 feet from her, and say something. If she doesn't reply, move 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this until we get an idea about the severity of her deafness."
The husband went home and did exactly as the doctor had instructed. He started off 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she was chopping some vegetables.
He said, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He heard no response. He moved 5 feet closer and asked again. No reply. He moved 5 feet closer. Still no reply.
He finally got fed up and moved right behind her, about an inch away, and asked again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replied, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
Just for you mez:-))
A concerned husband went to the doctor to talk about his wife.
He said to the doctor, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."
"Well," the doctor replied, "go home tonight, stand about 15 feet from her, and say something. If she doesn't reply, move 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this until we get an idea about the severity of her deafness."
The husband went home and did exactly as the doctor had instructed. He started off 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she was chopping some vegetables.
He said, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He heard no response. He moved 5 feet closer and asked again. No reply. He moved 5 feet closer. Still no reply.
He finally got fed up and moved right behind her, about an inch away, and asked again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replied, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
He said to the doctor, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."
"Well," the doctor replied, "go home tonight, stand about 15 feet from her, and say something. If she doesn't reply, move 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this until we get an idea about the severity of her deafness."
The husband went home and did exactly as the doctor had instructed. He started off 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she was chopping some vegetables.
He said, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He heard no response. He moved 5 feet closer and asked again. No reply. He moved 5 feet closer. Still no reply.
He finally got fed up and moved right behind her, about an inch away, and asked again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replied, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
Belly Dancer
I was watching an old 007 movie and saw thie lady belly dancing!
Wow was that remarkable!
Do we have ant real belly dancers here??
Wow was that remarkable!
Do we have ant real belly dancers here??
RE: Belly Dancer
Can i shake it for ya Triksy....:D
But not my belly.. :P
Then maybe when i`ve shaked it for you i`ll shake it again for WildOrchida.. What u think Triksy.. ??
Or will i keep that show just for you.. haha:P
But not my belly.. :P
Then maybe when i`ve shaked it for you i`ll shake it again for WildOrchida.. What u think Triksy.. ??
Or will i keep that show just for you.. haha:P
RE: who shows most juice??
well its nice to see it thick and white, does money make it like that???
RE: who shows most juice??
well its better when it has just been filled with cum,what goes in must cum out, dats the time to look,,,,,,,
RE: Scottland?
I know a few members from Scotland...very, very hot looking but not exactly big spenders indeed:)
RE: question
nope just a viewer / member . i can name many other honest hosts also if you want starting with DevilXAngel and AboveXBeyond
RE: question
I would venture to say that nobody....host or member....has been 100% honest on CC....when there is money and sex involved the truth takes a back seat to promoting one's own self interests.
RE: wellcome to my room!!
wow, big change from a few weeks ago, you came here a nice girl and now a dom looking to humilate sissy boys. what happened?
RE: wellcome to my room!!
Astoria,pumpkin..you got in the wrong category.You couldn`t even handle it when you were on a little shy and now you act like you`re the queen of Dungeon,which hapens to be about brains and you sure have none. Get a life and spare us with your pathetic attitude .
RE: wellcome to my room!!
Have to agree with you. The chain.. WTF? it's like a keychain, it could barely impress a dog..
The pictures are just as blurry.
Anyway, the only good part, is that in one picture you remind me Miss Parker, from The pretender.. but that's all.
The pictures are just as blurry.
Anyway, the only good part, is that in one picture you remind me Miss Parker, from The pretender.. but that's all.
RE: wellcome to my room!!
You were right Psy I showed that chain to my dog and he just laughed. I like it when my dog laughs it maked me feel all warm inside :)
RE: wellcome to my room!!
I am not into being told by any women what to do. However, I think Astoria would put on a good show for those of you that do, and I think she is very attractive.
If you are into that kind of thing then I would recommend you check her out.
If you are into that kind of thing then I would recommend you check her out.
Wrong Category?
Here's a topic I haven't seen before. Seeing as many of the female host "accidently" end up in the wrong category..(full nude in friends only cat.), I was wondering what % of the male host "accidently" ended up in the straight category but drop trousers for any guy that comes along with some money to spend. Not trying to bash them, just wondering if they think they are fooling us. I hope this isn't a sore subject for them...haha, get it? Sore? I said sore as in....ahhhh nevermind.
RE: SA
i disagree she is very missed . she was stupid to fall for a member .
he has too big a mouth anyway
he has too big a mouth anyway
RE: SA
She did not quit because of me, if you really knew her you would know the real reason she is no longer part of this site..... now it looks as if is is you who has the 'too big a mouth'
Hola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: The longest video you ever had...
So you duped some poor idiot out of his money....your mom and dad must be so proud of you.
RE: The longest video you ever had...
About 7 hours...but that was like an eternity and half ago. I'm old!:(
RE: The longest video you ever had...
You heart will never be old Joy, and will always be beautiful.
RE: The longest video you ever had...
Titantic................no action either, well a little but can hardly call that action!!!
Software Engineers:-))
A software engineer, hardware engineer, and departmental manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes failed. The car careened out of control, bouncing off guardrails until it miraculously ground to a scraping halt along the mountainside. The occupants of the car were unhurt, but they had a problem. They were stuck halfway down the mountain in a car with no brakes.
"I know," said the manager. "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and through a process of continuous improvement, find a solution to the Critical Problems and we'll be on our way."
"No," said the hardware engineer. "I've got my Swiss army knife with me. I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we'll be on our way."
"Wait," said the software engineer. "Before we do anything, shouldn't we push the car back to the top of the mountain and see if it happens again?"
"I know," said the manager. "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and through a process of continuous improvement, find a solution to the Critical Problems and we'll be on our way."
"No," said the hardware engineer. "I've got my Swiss army knife with me. I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we'll be on our way."
"Wait," said the software engineer. "Before we do anything, shouldn't we push the car back to the top of the mountain and see if it happens again?"
RE: whos got the best nipples??
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and i thought i had the best ones,hard,long just waiting to be licked, hmmmm, now u say ur the best??? waaaaaaaaa..
One2One
When will these hosts learn that they have to do the same show in One2One as they do in open.
I went to see a host the other day and I went into one2one. We chatted for a while and when I asked her to strip she said I only strip in open where my price is 60% cheaper.
Needless to say I won't be going back to that host again so be warned guys :D.
I went to see a host the other day and I went into one2one. We chatted for a while and when I asked her to strip she said I only strip in open where my price is 60% cheaper.
Needless to say I won't be going back to that host again so be warned guys :D.
RE: One2One
It was so much better, memebers and chathosts, in a perfect understanding universe, with free sessions and unlimited love..
RE: One2One
Ahhh I remember that too, and the 2 important announcements ...
"We just closed the internet!"
and
"Don't eat the brown panties!"
"We just closed the internet!"
and
"Don't eat the brown panties!"
RE: One2One
This is absolutely absurd! Who do these chicks think they are, trying to get the better of experienced members like us?! What's the bet that if you had been in her open chat she would have said the opposite!
RE: One2One
ahhh iriny.nothing brings a smile to my face like a good ironic post.good work INYF :-))
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
When Cara and I are together we are known as Beauty and the Beast. :)
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
feck me,imnotsoshy really is fat and ugly, worst case i have seen here so far, phewwwwwww.
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
hmmm interesting how you look then if you do not post your name? maybe this is you just who ugly and envious coz some ppl look better than you ???and you like little kid try upset others and get satisfaction Z. Freyd?
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
try looking in a mirror anon then u will see the worst case...btw...i may b fat and ugly in ur opinion...but to others im damn cute (ok..so im dreaming)...at least have the guts to post ur screen name
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
This sounds like the works of the 'Princ3ss of Ice.'
Jealousy definately arose in this post, and replying to a post is not self-promotion as you so profoundly put it. Must be a blonde........
Jealousy definately arose in this post, and replying to a post is not self-promotion as you so profoundly put it. Must be a blonde........
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
now are u talking about both male and female adult chathosts?
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
tks anon2, still in shock, theres lots of hope for me now, made my day hehehe. females??? who are they ???
RE: whos the prettiest / most ugly here?
well i think everyone will agree with you on that. noone will disagree i think,,mwahh,xx
how to shower...the men's way
1.Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her your tackle making the 'woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your d*ck in the mirror, scratch your balls and smell your fingers for one last whiff.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
11. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
12. Make a shampoo Mohawk on top of your head.
13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
14. Pee (in the shower).
15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
16. Partially dry off.
17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire d*ck size.
18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19. Leave bathroom and fan light on.
20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your d*ck, go 'Yeah baby' and thrust your pelvis at her.
21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her your tackle making the 'woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your d*ck in the mirror, scratch your balls and smell your fingers for one last whiff.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
11. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
12. Make a shampoo Mohawk on top of your head.
13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
14. Pee (in the shower).
15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
16. Partially dry off.
17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire d*ck size.
18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19. Leave bathroom and fan light on.
20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your d*ck, go 'Yeah baby' and thrust your pelvis at her.
21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
RE: looking?
no, no, no, no, it's not the crap, we all live with that......
its called; to make you cum.....oops.....i mean to have fun...... :+$
now who would write something as nasty as that??
its called; to make you cum.....oops.....i mean to have fun...... :+$
now who would write something as nasty as that??
RE: looking?
hey dude whts ur problem this is a nasty place with some nasty people, get use to it!