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For all those guys chasing your dream girl on CC

http://www.virgin.net/music/musicvideos/jamesblunt_yourebeautiful_hi.html

Do you smell that? What is it?

sorry im very poor typist so the people that read or can not understand what i type sorry about that .

Get me here then :)

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
Hes had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. Hes a vegetarian, doesnt smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Another one for saturday:-))

Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, "My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."

The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!"

The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be, when I finally get it..."

Why did the chicken cross the road?:

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDP A: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

IMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.

THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

well...if u r "psycho"...u can get drunk enough to not be able to untie her laces...and also sleep on the grass :p

chuck this statement from you brings only one response from me "Wo..man"!!

I dont care if host blocks me I all ask w is for them to straight with me and not give soem lame excuse I ewas not put on this earth to be like and that all has to be up to the people that meet me if they dont like thats on them not me well that all I have to say and for anyone that might think this is just about them I did give any ids in thsi psot so have fun with thsi peopel i need a good laugh

Why oh why:(( .......Well, nice one Middlesboro.

Littlefriend is not amazinganne in any way shape or form she i a young collage girl tring to money to live on here most host do even anne but if you dont like me psoting on here about host then thats your problem not mine

How was it possible to loose at footballll :( i'm crying, the ro team desirves a big kick in the ass

Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man.

"You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?"

"I'm waiting," Jon said.

"Waiting for what?" asked Judi.

"Waiting to catch her with a smaller fellow."

how do you cope with the fact that u can fall in love so much with a host but know that in reality no matter what you will never be together When do u let go

I have known this girl for three years. She says she is in love with me. We started out typical member/video host. She does hard core shows. We started to chat besides the show. Over time, we seem to chat more than show. I have not paid for a video for over 1 1/2 years. But, she still chat with me and has done free shows for me. She has not ask for money or anything. Could this girl actually love me? She talks about this summer in which there is a good chance we will be able to meet in real life.

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Please write the ONE thng you like most about CC, and write if you are a host or member. :-)

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Am I the only one who finds it annoying when a host gives her schedule as "mornings"...or "evenings"... or "9AM - 6PM", but then gives no clue what time zone that refers to? Is it her time? The time zone of the viewers she's trying to attract? I can understand not wanting to say "EET" if she's Romanian for example, and doesn't want to advertise that. But just say it's GMT or east US time or whatever. More than once I have liked a hosts's pics or profile, saved her to my favorites, and then never seen her online, though she has obviously been online. Yes, I could email her (and I have sometimes), but why not make it as easy as possible to get a new viewer?

Three men were sitting together recounting how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Albania and boasted that he had told his wife she must do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He said he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better.By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an English girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned ,dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.

One day a man was walking on the beach and saw a girl with no arms or legs crying.

The man went up to the girl and asked why she was crying. The girl said, "i'm 21 and I have no arms or legs and i've never been kissed."

The man bent down and gave her the most softest, gentelist kiss and then he started to walk away.

Then he heard the girl crying again. He went back and asked, "Why are you crying now?"

The girl said, "I have no arms or legs, I'm 21 and I've never been screwed."

The man bends down, picks up the girl and throws her into the ocean.

Then the man said, "You've been screwed now baby."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4942828.stm