General Forum
Posting of phone #
Hello all.....as i stated in comm chat today....I have been informed/(threatened) that my number will be posted in all forums and all sites...so for those of you that think it will be funny to take that number and use it....please know that the number will be changed as of monday ...so please safe you 35 cents..because it will not be me you will be calling....
Sorry to be so blunt...but some people just really like to push....
I hope you have a great weekend ...take care all and be safe....
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Sorry to be so blunt...but some people just really like to push....
I hope you have a great weekend ...take care all and be safe....
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RE: Posting of phone #
Couldn't you just have changed the number and leave the rest of us out of this situation? I'm bet who ever would have tried to call you would understand the number has changed when a 75 year old man answers the phone and doesn't understand what double anal fisting means.
RE: Posting of phone #
I'd like get my hands on the fecking asshole who threatened you Ashley,
RE: Posting of ph#
I am afraid i need to appologize to those of you in comm chat regarding what i said.....please know that ..i know there are quite of you that would not do such a thing...as to take the number and abuse it ...I was and am speaking only to those that would....
I was angry and hurt by what I was told and i imagine that the person who is doing this to me is having a great time laughing....i am glad that i save messages and mail for circumstances such as this...
So again i appologize to those in comm that got a taste of my not using my communications skills...as you did not deserve to have to hear what i had to say.....
Thank you for your understanding....
Keep safe and i hope all have a good weekend....
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I was angry and hurt by what I was told and i imagine that the person who is doing this to me is having a great time laughing....i am glad that i save messages and mail for circumstances such as this...
So again i appologize to those in comm that got a taste of my not using my communications skills...as you did not deserve to have to hear what i had to say.....
Thank you for your understanding....
Keep safe and i hope all have a good weekend....
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RE: Posting of ph#
That really sucks. I like phone with video and this kind of action will make more girls reluctant to do phone. You should tell the offending member you have his home number from caller ID and you will start calling him until his wife or gf answers. Turn the table on the idiot.. Or better post his number here and we can all give him a call.
RE: Posting ..WTF
Thank you WTF that is an excellent idea.....of posting his phone number......altho i am not one for threatening someone...but this is the second threat that he has made....
As a host can block someone but that only blocks them from video and seeing pictures....otherwise the person can still come to text and harrasse....I have tried that before....
As a host can block someone but that only blocks them from video and seeing pictures....otherwise the person can still come to text and harrasse....I have tried that before....
RE: Posting ...thank you
Thank you all for you suggestions and your kind thoughts.....I hope this does not happen to other hosts........
keep safe all
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keep safe all
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RE: Posting of phone #
i was one of those in commchat when you came in & made your announcement.i do not know you but i must admit i was speechless after you left,as were a few of the others.there was silence but then that turned to anger over the low life who would do this & then to thoughts of you.the person is just a bully & i think you have handled it well,with strength & dignity.i would suggest that, although it sounds good,not to post this persons number because if you do that you are sinking to their level & in a way they have won because they have got you to do something that is not morally right to you.just continue to be strong & retain your dignity knowing you are a better person than this weasel.the bully will vanish.good luck,matt
RE: Posting of phone #
Hello Matt and thank you.....i just hope that other hosts do not have to run into the same problems.....from what i understand he has been banned ...but we all know that people can and do come back with many other nick names....
SO ladies ...if someone does come to you complaining of how cc is in regards to the service charged and that no one told him that the phone option does not mean that he wont be charged for the call...and wants to do phone and video with you and then comes back ..again complaining...please well beware ....
altho tempted to do the same as him...i also know that i would not feel good after doing such a thing....darn common sense .....hehehehehe
Thank you for your kind post...
keep safe...hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
SO ladies ...if someone does come to you complaining of how cc is in regards to the service charged and that no one told him that the phone option does not mean that he wont be charged for the call...and wants to do phone and video with you and then comes back ..again complaining...please well beware ....
altho tempted to do the same as him...i also know that i would not feel good after doing such a thing....darn common sense .....hehehehehe
Thank you for your kind post...
keep safe...hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
RE: To LukasM (From Viewers only forum)
read, he did, and besides, whats it matter to u, he wasnt talking about u
RE: To LukasM (From Viewers only forum)
Why does he have to post in general forum? it seems all the girls that read general forum also read members only forum.
RE: To LukasM (From Viewers only forum)
yea thts right anne, u just confuse people with telling them that anne, and anny are 2 entirely different people, but its wearing thin!
RE: To LukasM (From Viewers only forum)
my god anonymous there u go confusing people again! Sheesh
RE: To Anonymous
Not sure why my post popped in here but it was meant for the original anonymous who posted under Gortensia.
If you would all make the effort to at least type something in the from box it wouldn't be so confusing :D
If you would all make the effort to at least type something in the from box it wouldn't be so confusing :D
RE: To Anonymous
No that thought hadn't crossed my mind. I just assumed you were a lazy fucking prick who couldn't be bothered to type anything in the From box. :D
I see I definetely got the Prick part right
I see I definetely got the Prick part right
RE: To Anonymous
stooping for slander i see. now does that truely make u better than the anonymous u insulted, or just makes you feel better? how can he be defined as a prick in the first place?.....lol
RE: To Anonymous
No it doesn't make me better or worse than anonymous.
Yes it made me feel better.
It's only slander when it's not true
Because of the way he acts.
I want to have sex with you.
Yes it made me feel better.
It's only slander when it's not true
Because of the way he acts.
I want to have sex with you.
A Navy Guy and a Marine:-))
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."
The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!!!"
The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!!!"
RE: A Navy Guy and a Marine:-))
Ha-ha, you know Capt Crunch, Admiral Poindexter or Commander Quiznos or whatever their names are, will be giving you a unsolicited briefing on using proper military terms in your joke
RE: A Navy Guy and a Marine:-))
Yes quite so, but however, you are obviously talking about an American joke, therefore no comments are warranted from the RN or RM side.....therefore stand two if you please, or as you Yank submariner's say, "make a hole, and make it wide!".......You're always in for a Royal Surprise.....hee haw, hee haw........Beat to quarters if you will Mr. Alex!
RE: A Navy Guy and a Marine:-))
No Anonymous you are wrong. There is nothing to correct here insofar as correct military termonology is concerned. It's just a joke, and a cheap one at that! Typical "swabo" remarks.........
RE: A Navy Guy and a Marine:-))
definition of marine
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipped
Ships
There check says Department of The navy
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipped
Ships
There check says Department of The navy
RE: A Navy Guy and a Marine:-))
<< There check says Department of The navy >>
yeah, the Men's Department...lol
yeah, the Men's Department...lol
RE: A Navy Guy and a Marine:-))
By God yes man, keep them coming! keeps the crew's spirit's up! May have to give the lads an extra ration of Grog just the same.......Midshipmen abstaining that is.......Now Mr. Alex set us a new course, N by NW, with a hard turn to the larboard if you please!
To all Liverpool fans worldwide
I want to wish every Liverpool fan around the globe a great night of celebrating the win in the FA Cup Final. I just wish the guys could win the finals in less dramatic fassion.
RE: To all Liverpool fans worldwide
What? are you mental dd? I guess you've never watched "That 70's show" 'cause if you did you'd recognise the words of mr Red Forman. And for your information, killing other ppl has absolutely nothing to do with football fans no matter what club they support.
RE: To all Liverpool fans worldwide
i'm not a great"football"fan but i watch the FA cup always.that was the most amazing game i have seen,a real cracker.there may be better teams in the world but those 2 clubs showed how football should be played.go out trying to win the game not playing not to lose. congratulations to liverpool & west ham!
alerts for hosts
do hosts have the ability to be alerted when specific members login to CC, in the same way that members can get notified when their favorite hosts come online?
RE: alerts for hosts
Nope..... We can't see that.... At least I dunno nothing about it.. (big smile)
RE: alerts for hosts
yikes!!!
brrrrrrrr
think this time when I close the window
I'll make sure my fingers get slammed !
brrrrrrrr
think this time when I close the window
I'll make sure my fingers get slammed !
RE: To anon#3
Are you from Khakasiya Gorty?
Must be a nice land...i've just found some pics about on internet:-))
Must be a nice land...i've just found some pics about on internet:-))
RE: HeadAche for members
Gorty...very well said, and unlike anon#3 below, I understood everything you said. btw: you hold posistions 1,2,&3 on my ccYahoo list...but that dam phone of yours....
RE: HeadAche for members
There is a competing that does alert hosts what members have logged onto the site.
To Mark
Btw I have changed my yahoo status.Now it's "Not at my Desk".
And actually Im very glad there is no such an option of alerting for hosts, as if there would have been such a thing I am not sure I had had a possibility to keep in touch with U.Im sure you would have spent all your on-line time on replies to all the hosts who had had U in their favs lists.:P
And actually Im very glad there is no such an option of alerting for hosts, as if there would have been such a thing I am not sure I had had a possibility to keep in touch with U.Im sure you would have spent all your on-line time on replies to all the hosts who had had U in their favs lists.:P
RE: alerts for hosts
Not going to happen either since the majority of members want to control who they go to on CC and not have host hounding them. CC knows this and will never side with hosts over members who pay for CC
aian girls in hi heels
I love to kiss the hi heeled shoes for asian girls. I have enjoyed 01angelsmile and 21hotmodel. any other recommendations:)?
RE: aian girls in hi heels
See a therapist? Really man...good luck with that shoe crap...it is interesting but I am not sure you are going to get a lot of tips from the general populartion.....
RE: aian girls in hi heels
whats the problem, this is great place to indulge fetishes of this nature and most of the girls dont mind if all you want to do is look at their feet. makes a change from stripping and pretending to be excited.
RE: aian girls in hi heels
travel to some asia country and find a really old shoe and then push it up your ass before you dive in there with your head face and mouth and then finally lick it all :-)
RE: aian girls in hi heels
Now, there's an incentive karin....ohhhh...the sweet smell of sucksess.....;-)
RE: aian girls in hi heels
well well lots of abuse. the asian girls dont mind, they say its much nicer than having to pretend to be excited by all those flabby white bellies:)
RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all !!!!!
MARILOU, you are so right, i lost my mom 2 years ago, ""Love her while shes living coz you will miss her when shes gone "" salamat .xxxxxxxxxxx
RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all !!!!!
she made her post in her present but out past, and take into consideration local time, knowing we would read it in her future but our present and by the time we responded in our present it would be her future and you could read you past post in the future...sooooooo Happy Father's Day and Merry Chritmas..lol
Ps Tell you mom hi and you love her :P
Ps Tell you mom hi and you love her :P
RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all !!!!!
she never said "Happy Mothers Day for Saturday" ... she was getting in early and there is nothing wrong with that ... Mums are important and they should have the entire weekend as a celebration anyway. Good on ya Marilou :)
RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all !!!!!
Happy Mothers Day
to all Moms
and hugs and kisses to
you and your Mom, Marilou :)
to all Moms
and hugs and kisses to
you and your Mom, Marilou :)
:)Anon77%
:) hi
Anon77% I think im the least part of percentage.As I think I guessed who U're:P
Anon77% I think im the least part of percentage.As I think I guessed who U're:P
RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all !!!!!
Well said Marilou......
Happy Mother's Day to you and to all the Mums everywhere.....
Keep safe .....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Happy Mother's Day to you and to all the Mums everywhere.....
Keep safe .....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all !!!!!
Certainly Happy Mothers day to all Mothers and children of those Mothers...and well said Marilou. I am blessed to still have my Mother although she is ill....I thank the Lord everyday for her and her love.....
Cheers
Cheers
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
If you have the option, I say go with the Chinese Yuan.
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
go for euro if you in russia
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
Where did you hear $1 will be 15 roubles? Is it because of the inflation of the dollar? Or the deflation of the rouble?
According to PrivatBank's website, the dollar is worth about 27 roubles.
http://www.privatbank.ru/info/index1.stm
According to PrivatBank's website, the dollar is worth about 27 roubles.
http://www.privatbank.ru/info/index1.stm
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
keep all your rubls until the 1$ =15Rubl, then buy $, wait for dollar to grow again and then buy Rubls. Its the old buy low sell high trick.
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
The dollar is getting stronger...why...I have no clue. Are you looking for safety or an investment.
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
buy gold coins not paper money sweet....................inflation is coming back big time after all these missteps by bush...........the final nail in his coffin...........
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
Forget gold, silver is a better return, gold goes up $5 who cares, silver goes up $5 it's a big gain. Silver has gone up over 60% in the past year, less then half that.
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
Just stick with the euro girl...
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
For stability might I suggest the Mexican peso or the Iraqi dinar?
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
viewers are charged in hong kong dollars, not american.
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
There's nothing to prevent a host from listing her price in Euros on her profile. It's just not what we see before we confirm the vid. I'm not surprised more hosts aren't raising their prices as the dollar falls. Yes pitiful I know... I don't care if OPEC changes from dollars to Euros, but I do care if CC changes...something wrong with THAT picture.
For what it's worth I would put my deposit in Euros.
For what it's worth I would put my deposit in Euros.
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
You should definitely speculate and gamble.
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
Invest in hamsters, then if the market drops, eat them.
RE: somebody know what will be whith dollar rate in soon ? (russia)
Keep in Euros. Dollar is in long term decline against it although it showed signs of resilance in 2005. The USA has both a deficit and balance of payment problem and both will drive the dollar down over time compared to the EU.
Like A Stone
On a cobwed afternoon
In a room of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was lost in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we want to go
In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone I'll wait for you there
Alone
On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there you led me on
And on I read
Until the day was gone
And I sat in regret
Of all the things I've done
For all that I've blessed
And all that I've wronged
In dreams until my death
I will wonder on
In a room of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was lost in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we want to go
In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone I'll wait for you there
Alone
On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there you led me on
And on I read
Until the day was gone
And I sat in regret
Of all the things I've done
For all that I've blessed
And all that I've wronged
In dreams until my death
I will wonder on
Fall to Pieces
It's been a long year
Since you've been gone
I've been alone here
I've grown old
I fall to pieces, I'm falling
Fell to pieces and I'm still falling
Every time I'm falling down
All alone I fall to pieces
I keep a journal of memories
I'm feeling lonely, I can't breathe
I fall to pieces, I'm falling
Fell to pieces and I'm still falling
All the years I've tried
With more to go
Will the memories die
I'm waiting
Will I find you
Can I find you
We're falling down
I'm falling
Since you've been gone
I've been alone here
I've grown old
I fall to pieces, I'm falling
Fell to pieces and I'm still falling
Every time I'm falling down
All alone I fall to pieces
I keep a journal of memories
I'm feeling lonely, I can't breathe
I fall to pieces, I'm falling
Fell to pieces and I'm still falling
All the years I've tried
With more to go
Will the memories die
I'm waiting
Will I find you
Can I find you
We're falling down
I'm falling
RE: Happy Birthday to u, dear imshy!
Dream on ! :) Sorry shy,I just couldn`t shut up,but yeah,I know..you were expecting this . Hugs you mofo,happy birthday once again.
RE: Happy Birthday to u, dear imshy!
Happy Birthday to you imshy.....
hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
keep safe
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keep safe
How many times can u cum??
will anyone be honest enough to tell us??? the no of cums in one day...hehe this could b ineresting to hear,,mwahh 2 u all,,xxx
RE: How many times can u cum??
not really sure... my personal best was 7 times in one night. i might have been able to cum more times, but i was too damn tired to find out. LOL. i can tell you though that the amount a man cums gets less and less each time during consecutive acts of intercourse and that eventually it is mostly just clear fluid with very little sperm, until he has rested and the body has had time to produce more.
RE: How many times can u cum??
7 times in almost an hour is my record:). There was a time when I used to cum at least once everyday. Now I dont have the time for it:(.
astoria001
of all the women here one of the most delightful ones has to be astoria001. This girl is well worth your time and effort and very good. She has a hot body and beautiful face. This attractive chick speaks good english and can be both fire and ice.
RE: astoria001
lol, astoria dear, why dont u post yr msg in viewers forum ? u r always so funny, never stop amazing me :P
RE: astoria001
Nah, it ain't her, she doesn't have such good english..
But I don't agree either with what "the judge" is doing, he can put the message in viewers' it's better, more credible
But I don't agree either with what "the judge" is doing, he can put the message in viewers' it's better, more credible
RE: astoria001
Just when we thought you couldn't become more pathetic you prove us wrong. *sigh*
RE: astoria001
no such hostname dude ... do you mean 0001Astoria, astoria or ASTORIAA? You probably mean the first one, the chick in dungeon which, quite frankly, scares the fuckin' bejesus out of me ... although based on your description of a beautiful face, none of them really fit the bill although ASTORIAA comes closest ... to each their own I suspect.
RE: astoria001
A few postings you can be sure of seeing are;
1) Is love possible possible in CC
2) Astoria is a great girl (she isn't)
Both of these are getting old.
1) Is love possible possible in CC
2) Astoria is a great girl (she isn't)
Both of these are getting old.
RE: astoria001
For someone trying to become a dom, she sure humilities herself allot in the forum
RE: astoria001
I can not believe the negative comments that my post recieved. I was making a simple and true observation. Given the fact that I misposted this in general forms and not views was my mistake alone. I am sure that those of you that think she actaully wrote the post must be very impressed with her superb English skill.
The true of the matter is she is a babe and that is good enough for me.
The true of the matter is she is a babe and that is good enough for me.
RE: astoria001
could it be a slave she told to do her PR work for her? she was always posting here in open forum before, my guess is now she get's some sucker...I mean customer to promote her. Either way, there are 1000's of other girls i would visit before I visit her.
Two Deaf People:-))
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
RE: share with me
instead of asking that question here, why don't you do a search for the book on a site like amazon.com? there you can usually read several customer reviews of the book. also sometimes on that site they have sample chapters from the book, so you can read a full chapter online to see if you like it before you decide if you want to buy it.
:-)
in britain police believe football fans are responsible for a number of animal kidnappings where the animal was painted in the national colours...the latest kidnapping was of a terrier dog.....police say they are looking for a union jack russell ...... :-)
RE: Stupid Question
I never know whether or not these posts are a trick question. But check is the usa spelling of the UK version of cheque. Of course the word check has different meanings in both USA English and UK English
RE: Stupid Question
check ; as in to check you email or check the milk in case its off , cheque : as gimmi a blank one to cash at the bank . feck all to do with u.s. and uk spelling .:D
RE: Stupid Question
If you ask for a blank cheque in the USA mulit, all you will get is blank looks....try using the word "fortnight" in the USA....those are two words which didn't make it across the Atlantic....cheers...:-)
RE: Stupid Question
the girl asked whats the differance i answered it i cant help it the u.s. dont know the difference either , :P:P:P:P and theres a u in colour :P:P:P:P,,,, anyhoo who cares how long two weeks are , when check and cheque was the question :Ploooool
RE: Stupid Question
Same could be said for George Bush thinking Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. A little more thinking, and a lot less presuming.... feckwit!!
RE: Stupid Question
one is spelled C-H-E-C-K and the other is spelled C-H-E-Q-U-E ... it's rather obvious what the difference is ... now here's a tricky one - what's the difference between 'bear' and 'bear'?
RE: Stupid Question
Remember, there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers; unless you are asking about check and cheque, then that is the stupid question I've ever heard.
The Real Answer
Check in the American language can be either a noun ("I wrote a check to CC") or a verb ("I will check my favorites on CC to see who is online.")
Cheque is only a noun in the English lanquage.
Cheque is only a noun in the English lanquage.
RE: Stupid Question
sorry your right. about bear and bare/ my bad just naked chicks and the word bear . couldnt stop myself think to fast :D ooopps
RE: Stupid Question
lol, I was wondering whether someone would say something like that ... the world sure is full of dumbass fucks ...
RE: Stupid Question
....to say nothing of all the petty, peevish pieces shit that happen to populate it too.
RE: Stupid Question
What's the difference between "spit" and "swallow? Answer... the first one means "like" the second one means "love". LOL
RE: Stupid Question
anonymous , take note off this you keep in mind the next time your on your knees :D and i'll remember to kiss you on the forehead hahahahah
RE: Happy Birthday Celebrate
At least today you should keep your bad attitute to yourself dude
RE: Happy Birthday Celebrate
get better? You mean she is not well? I just figured she was sitting exams and stuff. Hope she is ok.
Scarey
365 day in a year.. spend $20 a day on CC for 3 years and what haven't you got?
scroll down
$21900 is what..
scroll down
$21900 is what..
RE: Scarey
4X4 ? when a car can be nicer than a lovely chat and video, keep yr 4X4 for you, enjoy its riding, we like to ride CC hosts more than yr stupid maschine
RE: Scarey
your happiness with a new 4x4 would have been short lived too. it would quickly evaporate the first time you pulled up to the gas pump and saw the price tag for filling that big tank. but video chat is pretty much the same way. ya have a great time in vid and then have the wind sucked out of your sails when you click end video session and see the cost. but i don't think most guys come here everyday and spend $20 in vid. i suspect the majority vid chat once or twice a week and spend somewhere between $50 and $100 each time. any way you slice it though, it adds up real quick, and when you see the compiled cost you realize there were many ways you could have spent that money better and invested in something more lasting then a few minutes of pleasure while flogging the dolphin.
To captaincaveman
You're right about the 4X4.. I think I'd be better off getting out my old pushbike..
seen the price of gas lately? sheesh :-D
seen the price of gas lately? sheesh :-D
why beer is better
reasons why beer is better then cake:
its always decorated,
you never have to worry about cutting it into portions,
a few hours in the fridge makes it better,
and you can go and buy one just about anyplace.
flip side about why cake is better.
you dont have to worry about shaking it, then opening it,
if you decide to crush it on your forehead, it wont hurt,
and lastly, someone can jump out of a cake!
so Happy Birthday!!! and enjoy your beer!
its always decorated,
you never have to worry about cutting it into portions,
a few hours in the fridge makes it better,
and you can go and buy one just about anyplace.
flip side about why cake is better.
you dont have to worry about shaking it, then opening it,
if you decide to crush it on your forehead, it wont hurt,
and lastly, someone can jump out of a cake!
so Happy Birthday!!! and enjoy your beer!
RE: why beer is better
thx anon...nice of u to post..psycho....i will have a few dont worry...wanna share with me??
Geetha...i aint with DM now so the oil show is off...tho i might pop round later..Kidding...bookie...i got plenty of beer...have one from me...have fun all...take care hugs to all
Geetha...i aint with DM now so the oil show is off...tho i might pop round later..Kidding...bookie...i got plenty of beer...have one from me...have fun all...take care hugs to all
joke
'Dear,' said the wife, `what would you do if I died?'
'why, dear, I would be extremely upset,' said the husband. 'Why do you ask such a question?'
'Would you remarry?' persevered the wife.
'No, of course not, dear,' said the husband.
'Don't you like being married?' said the wife.
'Of course I do, dear,' he said.
'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
'All right,' said the husband, 'I'd remarry.'
'You would?' said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
'Yes,' said the husband.
`Would you sleep with her in our bed?' said the wife after a long pause.
'Well yes, I suppose I would,' replied the husband.
'I see,' said the wife indignantly. 'And would you let her wear my old clothes?'
'I suppose, if she wanted to,' said the husband.
'Really,' said the wife icily. `And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?'
'Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do.'
'Is that so?' said the wife, leaping to her feet. 'And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too.'
'Of course not, dear,' said the husband. 'She's left-handed.'
'why, dear, I would be extremely upset,' said the husband. 'Why do you ask such a question?'
'Would you remarry?' persevered the wife.
'No, of course not, dear,' said the husband.
'Don't you like being married?' said the wife.
'Of course I do, dear,' he said.
'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
'All right,' said the husband, 'I'd remarry.'
'You would?' said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
'Yes,' said the husband.
`Would you sleep with her in our bed?' said the wife after a long pause.
'Well yes, I suppose I would,' replied the husband.
'I see,' said the wife indignantly. 'And would you let her wear my old clothes?'
'I suppose, if she wanted to,' said the husband.
'Really,' said the wife icily. `And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?'
'Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do.'
'Is that so?' said the wife, leaping to her feet. 'And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too.'
'Of course not, dear,' said the husband. 'She's left-handed.'