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widkedbaby free session now

Hurry guys :)
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RE: widkedbaby free session now

duh

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RE: widkedbaby free session now

Not free anymore. At $2.87 per min, you are a bit overpriced, I think I'll pass baby

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What could I get for 2.87? (prices approximate). A cup of coffee at Starbucks. A sandwich at Dunkin Donuts. A Sunday paper. A gallon of gas. A video rental. A hot dog and soda. A 40oz beer. A bag of chips. So for the cost of 8 minutes with her...I just had a pretty good day....ate...got a video...I can sit back and watch Teenage Motorcycle Sluts on DVD, do the nasty and still be in the same place I would be if I went to video....

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Could have sworn the price went up alot from yesterday, when I looked at the profile. Sure I know every host can charge what they want to.
I want to give appreciation and kisses to those chathosts. That
set what they charge, so the majority of us viewers, can afford to
see them.

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A gallon of gas for only $2.87! Holy fuck, you clearly don't live in Cali!! And what are you doing buyin' a hoity-toity coffee from Starbucks when a grande regular is just as good and will leave you an extra buck for a couple of minutes vid with some east european cutie who knows not the value of her hot bod ...

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RE: widkedbaby free session now

Try paying $1.40 A LITRE!!!!
sheeesh .. where's my old pushbike...

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RE: widkedbaby free session now

but in uk it is 1 per litre - which is more than your $1.40 per litre.

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yea 2 bucks per litre exactly... god almost typed per min hahaha

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RE: It would be great...

Nonono please don't

it's ok, as it is, if there are some that don't understand, their problem. really, it's so much better.

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RE: It would be great...

Are you sure about that?

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RE: It would be great...

Absolutely positively definately hell yeah !
Want it in french and romanian too?

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definitely*

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Psy I sooooo wanted to send you a painted :) instead of just a :) But as you don't want it I'll just have to :( instead

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RE: It would be great...

't's ok, I think ":*" is better than a coloured one.. :P

(^_^)

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RE: It would be great...

My thought are...boobies....legs...round butts...nice looking puss...mmmmmmmm boobies :P

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RE: It would be great...

Since you invoked my name...rubbed my tummy so to speak...you get the genie. Sorry. Emoticons are probably the stupidiest idea mankind every came up with for human communication. I think the developers should be hunted down like dogs and forced to chat with each other using nothing but those stupid ass things.

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RE: It would be great...

then would people flood the forums with nothin gbut emoticons like some do in community chat?

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RE: It would be great...

Exactly. I remember with horror about the days when I was going in com chat and I was seeing lines of (uzi) or other stupid emoticons. It's terrifying.

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Worms and Whiskey:-))

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
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RE: Worms and Whiskey:-))

Seems like a logical deduction! :-D

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save me

Savin' Me

Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh I scream for you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from you
Hurry I'm fallin'
Hurry I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

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<---Pushes davedavetherave's head firmly under water.

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lol

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RE: hmmmmmm

Forget him / her - he / she wasn't good enough for you in the first place :D

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RE: hmmmmmm

Any other clues, sad?

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RE: hmmmmmm

so am i

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RE: hmmmmmm

uhhhh....u arent her....i miss her and i hope she will be back soon.

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RE: hmmmmmm

no i m not i am also missing someone hope its not the same girl

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RE: hmmmmmm

well im still missing someone but i ve found someone else

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RE: hmmmmmm

Grow a backbone, why the hell they let little pussies like this in here.........

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RE: hmmmmmm

would you prefer big pussies??

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they're the only kind that I can fit in ...

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RE: hmmmmmm

I don't know which is worst, to be called a pussy or a bunnie.

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RE: hmmmmmm

get a f**king life for christ sake. boo hoo you miss some one, big deal we all miss some one but get on with life & stop moaning.

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RE: hmmmmmm

Who are you missing host or member?

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I miss her too but at least she writes to me every day to tell me that she loves me.

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RE: EUROVISION

Was there any sex in your nightmare ?

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But apart from that did you enjoy it lol

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Do we know each other ???????

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Are you the host with the tattoo of a gorilla on your bottom, the host with a wart on her nose, the host who I am madly in love with, the host who is madly in love with me or the host who always refuses to strip for me even in one-2-one ?

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RE: EUROVISION

Of course, what you don't know is crap.. Eh, what can we expect?

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/21/russia.eurovision.ap/index.html

Discord over 'protest' Eurovision vote

Sunday, May 21, 2006; Posted: 9:19 a.m. EDT (13:19 GMT)

ATHENS, Greece (AP) -- "Hard Rock Hallelujah" may have triumphed over "Never Let You Go" but, for some Russians, Eurovision was a scandal.

One day after five Finns in monster masks edged out a Russian heartthrob at Europe's largest and most-watched pop music contest, some Russians complained Sunday that the vote was skewed against their country.

Some callers to the Ekho Moskvy radio station proclaimed Dima Bilan's superiority to the Finnish group Lordi; one aggrieved woman said the result was the latest in a series of anti-Russian moves by Europeans.

"'We are First!' That's exactly how many Russians are reacting to the results to the international contest, Eurovision Song Contest 2006," the anchorwoman for state-run Channel One -- which broadcast the contest live -- said as the channel led its noontime newscast.

"Many specialists considered the vote for the victor to be a protest vote," she asserted.

"The sense is that the contest was more about circus performers, clowns and pyrotechnic effects, and not a song contest," Yuri Aktsyuta, a top music producer at Channel One, said in televised comments.

"I will never believe that the song by the Finnish group Lordi was better and stronger as a song than ours," he said. "I think that Russia was the winner and the voting was a protest vote, to some extent, but it was unclear what the protest was for."

Not all Russians were critical of the results, however; 80 percent of people responding to an unscientific poll by Ekho Moskvyi said Bilan's second-place finish was a success.

The Finnish cartoon metalheads, who sport latex monster masks and spark-spewing instruments and sing about "the Arockalypse," scandalized some compatriots when their song "Hard Rock Hallelujah" was chosen to represent the Nordic nation.

Meanwhile, Bilan -- whose performance of "Never Let You Go" featured an white-clad actor climbing out of a white piano -- had a more diplomatic response to the results, which was one of the highest finishes for a Russian performer in the history of 51-year-old contest.

"I'm so proud for my country. I'm unbelievable happy and there were so many interesting performers," Bilan said. "To be recognized in practically all over Europe is very pleasing."

The three-hour contest was broadcast live Saturday evening from Athens' Olympic arena in 38 countries to an audience estimated at 100 million.

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oh, the travesty of it all.

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bad losers or what ??? get over it , u LOST !!!!!!

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RE: EUROVISION

Of course, the crow will never say its babies are ugly.

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Oh how I wish my mum and dad had been crows :(

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RE: Why many people think that CC its a pornsite?

Might have something to do with the facy that a lot of people strip, masturbate, have lesbian sex and fuck.

But then again who knows :P

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RE: Why many people think that CC its a pornsite?

Lets try this. Forbit anything sexual in nature at all and see how long the site remains in existence. You cannot sustain a site of this size on chat alone. Perhaps a sex site is less offensive to your sensibilities. Working here must make you so particular.

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RE: Why many people think that CC its a pornsite?

pornsite!!! pornsite!!! u mean this is not Friends Reunited? Boy did i take a wrong turn on the information superhighway

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RE: Why many people think that CC its a pornsite?

I invented the information superhighway!

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RE: Why many people think that CC its a pornsite?

It a site to explore the ultimate in self expression and human exploration; that is if you getting a CC check. For the rest of us porn dogs its credit card hell ................LOL

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Site of anonymous psychological help

Most of them need help

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RE: Site of anonymous psychological help

I don't how anyone can read <<CamContacts brings people together from all over the world, exhibitionists and voyeurs alike>> ; and think camcontacts is anything other than a pornsite.

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RE: Congratulations to Finland!!!!!

Was Bilam already well known in Russia before Eurovision ?

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RE: Congratulations to Finland!!!!!

He was crap. Mihai was the best performer....... Finland won because of their bizarre form. I do believe UK would have been victorious had those girls in School uniform spread their legs.

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RE: Congratulations to Finland!!!!!

Finnish band were far away from Kiss, but they remembered me to them with their masks. Why not Amorphis (they are really good) competed for Finnland? Ohh i know why...i bet they were drinking too much Finnlandia vodka and they werent able to do a good show:PP

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RE: HOU COULD IT BE POSSIBLE????

1. The fact that you don't like it doesn't make it a bad song. (For the sake of record, I haven't even heard it)
2. It is a very far stretch to call the winner of the Eurovision contest to be the best song in Europe. Or a song for that matter, but I digress.
3. Most people really don't give an airborne reproduction act about who wins the contest and why.

No thanks needed.

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RE: HOU COULD IT BE POSSIBLE????

It's a great song, and you should see the videoclip. I love Lordi :D

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RE: HOU COULD IT BE POSSIBLE????

holy crap! when did gwar move to finland?!:O

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RE: HOU COULD IT BE POSSIBLE????

Do you have a link for the video clip?

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RE: HOU COULD IT BE POSSIBLE????

Here you go
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8944488131819508725&q=hard+rock+hallelujah

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RE: HOU COULD IT BE POSSIBLE????

thanks :)

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Go

wickedbaby now in free session :)
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RE: Go

YO!

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RE: Go

YO YO

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RE: Go

Nice wig.

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RE: leave me alone

And who are you again?

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I tink she just snapped

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vendetta

just to let u know,she is in hospital unfortunately,many like her,many dont,but wish her well,kiss to you lyuba
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What happened with her?

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RE: vendetta

Shes not the host with the coke can up her ass is she? That would explain it....

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RE: vendetta

nope she is the one with her head up her ass !

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RE: vendetta

so brave ppl who can bad messages about girl when she is sick
you are really full of shit "wtf" and "lol"

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RE: vendetta

are we supposed to send money now or something ???

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RE: vendetta

you think she need your money?

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RE: vendetta

Who said she was sick? Maybe she's having a baby or plastic surgery boob job or a tummy tuck, tattoo removal.

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RE: vendetta

i think disease is not good reason for jokes or lie

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RE: vendetta

totally agree

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RE: vendetta

get well soon sis my heart goes out to you your a great person we need you back soon

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Eurovision top

Would u guys like to discuss the 5 top ?
I would like to hear some neutral opinions about the first five songs because i am curious what guys from other countries besides the first five ones think about it. I just cant realize myself if romanian song was to be on forth place or no.
First of all i found all four songs as to be the best from all, i just couldnt decide myself which one was to be on top.
So when the contest finished i knew that one from Finland,Russia,Bosnia or Romania could be on top but i just had hard time deciding who was really the best of the best
I really found all four songs as to be good, each one on his own way.
On Friday night i voted for Bosnia and i will tell u why. The first day i liked all this four and i couldnt decide to which from three i should give my vote.So i decided by considering this way : Finland song was the great of the greatest, it showed what music means , even tho i never liked rock music or singers i still could hear this guys has a great awsome voice and all stuff it just showed Good music, so i think they deserved to get the first place, but reason i didnt give my vote to them is only because i can never agree with that kind of attitude or i dont know how i should call it, well i cant just sympathize with that ugly costumes and attitude, they might be good ppl but just not my type and for me to decide that one deserves my vote i have to llike not only the voice but also the presence in scene and all, ii have to feel good about that person so i am sorry i just couldnt vote for them but again i know they deserve the first place because they were good and my likes and dislikes doesnt matter when only the voice should be voted and not the look and stuff.
Then it was Russia, really good and nice song, also nice and friendly guy, nice attitude on scene,...and lol i really liked the guy and the way they dressed up ... all this could have got my vote if i wasnt to hear bosnian guy too.
The bosnian guy just touched my sould with his song, it almost made me cry, i still cant say if anything was better then russian , both was same good i might say but bosnian song was so much of a sould healing song and the guy voice mmm i just wanna buy that song :)...I think it brought extra bonus to bosnian guy the fact that he sang his song in bosnian language, this gives all the charm to their music and i have always liked this music, sounds like Goran Bregovitch which i just love.I think its also what made me feel so much the song because it comes from bosnia and i know they sad ppl cause of the life they have when they sing they feel free and let out all the sadness they have inside their souls by singing this beautiful angelic music which i love.So i am really sorry for the russian guy which i found good, i have to repeat, but when other one touches my soul i cant find any other better :)
Then it comes our romanian guy which i think was as good as the russian and bosnian but because i am romanian i might not be able to judge well because i might just find his song good for being romanian.
Well now it comes Sweeden which i knew from the moment the contest it finished that she should be on the fifth place.So here i dont have nothing to say , i would have been sad if she was on four and romanian guy on fifth place:) that wouldnt have been what i judged to be right :)
So to end i voted for bosnian guy both nights and i would do it again if need for :)
Now it comes my question for the ones who r not from one of this four countries: could u pls be the judge and tell how would u see from yr point of view the Top 5 of this contest ?
And well, would be fun to hear opinions from others as well :) ( russians, romanians... feel free to tell yr opinion, i am very curious lol i spoke with my friend on phone during the contest and after and she is really upset: )) )

Congratulations to winners ! and hugs xox well, hugs over the web only cause i real i would be affraid to hug them and those tongues out ...lol hehe bye for now .
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I really liked the bosnian song...you know, they always presented well on this contest. They had a great song two years ago too. From the beginning I thought the russian guy is gonna win even thou i personally couldnt stand him. I never gave Romania a chance but after hearing Treistariu's live performance i was impressed and pretty sure we were gonna end up on the podium. I definatelly didnt expect Finland to win and even thou i am a fan of rock music, i didnt like them that much...the song was okey thou. I also liked Greece. Great show over all and very funny...too bad we dont have BBC in Romania!

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Well as i said, i have never liked rock so i have no clue about it, but this one i liked:) and about russian guy my friend really upset cause she really didnt find him so good. Funny how we all have diff opinions, and she also didnt like finland, so i got her upset by saying i liked them both :) But if it wasnt for Mihai to win i would have hoped my bosnian favourite has won, but now this is it:) Greece didnt impress me much :) i had some few others which i liked but they werent so very good...for ex moldavian guy was fine :)

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I wouldn't recognise a good song if it bit me on the nose, but voting with my libido I wanted the Ukrainian girl to win:)

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As someone from the UK I think it is disgraceful the amount of points the UK entry got.

It was shite and didn't deserve that many :D

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I am gald you are happy Julia.

If any one is offended by your post they deserve to be offended for being far to sensitive and you are also entitled to your opinion.

Your English is fine so don't apologise (k)

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RE: Evrovision

I am very happy for you, Julia...

Take care honey. And your English is sweet. Do not worry ;)

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wow monsters from finland won!

eurovision 2006 .. Finland # 1
made a change lol
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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

And to think that nowone gave them a chance. It is a change...but they are still only pseudo-rockers with not even scary looking masks. I think clearly Greece diserved more...and i liked Bosnia.

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No one gave them a chance? Red-hot favourites they were....even damn bookies gave em shite odds.

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

Russia's was crap. I liked 'Torneroooooooooooooooo' though.... he really hits the high notes.

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

are you guys still talking about soccer?

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

Football*

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

Bend it like Beckham.

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

i'm so confused.

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

Argentina...Argentina...Argentina......In July all this will be meaningless when they walk away with the cup.

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

my money's on germany to win it all.

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

A fool and his money are easily parted. Brazil all the way.

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

sorry, but it's sweden's time. they're gonna win the cup.

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

The day Sweden take home the prize, I will personally lynch you Anonymous.

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RE: wow monsters from finland won!

did i say sweden?
what i really meant to say was costa rica. mark my words, they're going home with the top prize.

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AsianluvR

Hey anyone know a cool place to meet asian girls in Hollywood or at least look at any hot ones for free?
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RE: AsianluvR

leave your house and look around, bound to see a few

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

Yourself and CurleNadine

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

Call her as soon as possible, I want to see it happen.

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

xemmax and monika22 would be a great combo ;o)

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

hazelxxx and xemmax would be my top two choices, any man would cum in an instant if these two hotties went at it in video

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

Naughtymary and Naughtybunny..........mmmmmmmmmmm... i best not imagine it for too long or i am bound to have a heart attack.

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

Xhairypussy and sextherapy would be another awesome combination. oh i definitely have to do a video chat now.

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

DM and SHY....oh what a dream duo :)

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

angelo and anne ....the eternal love

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RE: LOL

SexyScorpion and WTF.....

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astoria and anonymous

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astoria and anonymous

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

anne and anny what a rush

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

Emma and any other girl :D

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

Okay Emma and Dumba

(Galaxxy or Misskiss if there is spanking involved :P)

Or Emma Dumba Misskiss and Galaxxxy all together :D

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

I second that dumba!

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RE: What would be ur dream couple on CC?

Emma and director :p

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Had a flat lately???

A gorgeous young lady was driving in the countryside when she had a flat tyre (ot tire for those in the US). She pulled over and was examining the wheel to see how she could remove the hubcap. Along came a handsome young man, who could clearly see her puzzle...."It seems you need a screwdriver". She turned to him, blushing and said..."I would love one, but right now I need to change this tyre!!"
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RE: Had a flat lately???

LOL!

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asian

whats with asian attitudes ??? jeeeeeeessss one minute nice , next minute right biatchs ,,,, feck im going on asian diet lmao
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RE: my bukkake and photo shoots

you definatly get the longevity award, seems your pics go back to 2002. A true cc veteran. What are you conditions for the gangbang (cost, age, looks, ect.).

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RE: my bukkake and photo shoots

Wow real live honest to goodness solicitation...illegal as hell...but exciting. Maybe we can get a charter flight together from the US..... imagine the poor stewardess on that flight....come on....how about topless....at least topless...screw the peanuts ...show us the goodies.

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RE: my bukkake and photo shoots

What was posted may be illegal in the US but not in the UK. She was inviting people to join her for a sex photoshot. Nothing was mentioned regarding payment either way.

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RE: my bukkake and photo shoots

ROTFLMAO, WTF...

I am so on that plane with you guys. It would be hilarious.

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RE: my bukkake and photo shoots

what is bukkake?

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RE: my bukkake and photo shoots

a load of guys wank onto a girls face, apparently it derives from an ancient Japanese punishment for cheating wives. She would be buried up to her neck in the ground and then the guys from the village would spunk onto her. correct me if I'm wrong any bukkake experts out there.....

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RE: my bukkake and photo shoots

damn! pick me up on the way too,i want in.

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RE: my bukkake and photo shoots

I saw a few Japanese AV videos of this stuff and while the girls can be hot after 15 guys cover her with man mayo she looks like a glazed donut fresh from the Krispy Kreme machine...pretty gross actually. Regular Japanese AV is pretty hot though.

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LOL! she change the category!

our `splendid` fake mistress with nick 0001 astoria moved to Marriage! lol! with nick Milashka
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RE: LOL! she change the category!

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

That is her FETISH loollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

Your even more easily amused than I am.

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

This is one confused girl. The only reason this is so funny is cuz of her prior arrogance towards the members as a half-assed dom mistress. What next? A little shy girl in instant action? Something satisfying about seeing a self-important host eating humble pie.

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

what a poor miserable existence you have that this gives you such delight.i pity you!geoff

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

hey thanks for the pity, lord knows I need it, it gets pretty cold and damp under this rock. seeing as you are taking an intrest in me, can you do me a favor next time you go to the market? Pick up a big box of humor, lord knows you need it.

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

if that is what you call humour my pity deepens.to laugh by belittling someone else says more about your character than about the person you deride.

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

Perhaps I need to pick up a big box of humour too as I cannot find anything remorely humorous in the post either.

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

I agree a host can switch categories anytime she likes, I have nothing against that. For some reason, this girls just seems to attract a negative response from many members, I can't put a reason to it, but she just does.

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

Well, if she's in marriage, it can only mean one thing.
It means the guys should run far far far away from her.
Can you imagine that marriage?
very scary indeed!

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

lets help her to find another job!

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

hmm she didn't leave dangeon as i see now... she is a bride & misstress in the same time lol))

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

who go to her video then?

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RE: LOL! she change the category!

yes megasquirt, but you are not annoying, that's why we love you :D

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My little survey,

What is your favorite insurtment and why?
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RE: My little survey,

As in musical instrument?

Fender Stratocaster electric guitar.

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RE: My little survey,

my MP3

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RE: My little survey,

Take pat of your "little survey" huh? And somehow my information will be fed into a data base and next thing I know I'm called a pervert cuz I like gilrs that play the rusty trombone...no thanks

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RE: My little survey,

The accordian, because it's wunnerful, wunnerful. And now the lovely Lemon Sisters will be joining us all the was from the Girl-Girl category ...

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RE: My little survey,

Ibanez is better :)

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Personal Transportation in Eastern Euro Revolution

https://www.revopower.com/

Yes the streets of E. Euro land will soon hum with the low hum of these new revolutionary creatures. ................................................
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Things Not To Say To a Cop:-))

And this one for saturday:-))

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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RE: Things Not To Say To a Cop:-))

I had a friend pulled over for speeding by a cop once, the cop being a bit of a wise guy told him, "OK buddy, show me your pilot's license." My friend, being a licensed pilot and a bit of a wise guy himself complied and handed the cop his pilots license. The cop was not amused.

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Top 10 Clues Your Wife Is Having a Virtual Affair:-))

Lately she sits at the computer naked.
After signing off, she always has a cigarette.
The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
She's gotten amazingly good at typing one handed.
She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".
Lipstick on the mouse.
During sex she screams "A-colon backslash enter insert!"
The jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties.
The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's behind.
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RE: Top 10 Clues Your Wife Is Having a Virtual Affair:-))

#11, the keyboard keys are all gumed up with some strange gooey substance

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