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Giving Getting Both or NONE ???

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looking better by the day, any one else been lucky?

Why do the girls here prefer a guy that wants to see a girl naked rather than just talk to them? I have two different screen names and I can talk to the same girl ... go to a 1-2-1 video and the guy that wants to see tits and ass gets a better response than the guy that wants to talk. ?!?!?!

Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.

7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.

8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread restrictions be made:

1. No sale of bread to minors.

2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.

3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.

4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.

5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

What's life all about then eh?

"LONDON, Aug. 21 (UPI) -- A Sudanese writer who claims she was Osama bin Laden's sex slave says the terror mastermind once had his sights set on U.S. singer Whitney Houston.

The Daily Mail reported Monday that Kola Boof, born on the Nile River in Sudan, claims to have been held prisoner for four months in a Moroccan hotel some 10 years ago where she was raped by al-Qaida leader.

She wrote in her autobiography, 'Diary of a Lost Girl,' which was excerpted in Harpers' Bazaar magazine: 'He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.'

She said bin Laden was 'obsessed' with the singer and considered killing her husband, Bobby Brown.

'Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mention constantly,' the Mail reported.

Boof also says bin Laden not only read the Koran, but she came across Star and Playboy magazines in his briefcase. His favorite television shows, she claims, were U.S. series 'The Wonder Years,' 'Miami Vice' and 'MacGyver.'

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Planning to take these with me on a trip. Will I have a problem with security?

A young Austrian convict missed prison so much after his release that he tried to break back in.

Detlef Federsohn, 23, was released from the Josefstadt prison in the Austrian capital Vienna after serving two years for theft. But he was arrested last week when police were called out to a suspected prison break after he was spotted on the roof of the jail.

Federsohn said: Life is so much easier on the inside. They feed you, do your washing and let you watch TV, which I can tell you is a lot more than my mum does. So I thought if I could sneak back in I would blend in with the others and the screws wouldnt notice.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GpcxbPW0mQA

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her
and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were
my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What melody U have on yr mobile phone?
Need new ideas ;))

what about me:
for Family&Relatives - "Its a beautiful life" (Ace Of Base)

for Studying Collegagues - ""In the death car" (Iggy Pop)

for Boys - "Baby Boy" (Beyonce)

for Neighbours - "I dont care" (Ricky Martin)

for Friends - "London Bridge" (Fergie)

for VIP - "Col as ice" (M.O.P.)

for Others - "Lily was here" (nice instrumental thing :)




P.S. If somebody see Ricky Martin ask him to give my heart back :P

Ted is under constant "attack" from many media reporters, so his answers are often a bit pointed when he is questioned about his hunting interests. This one is a classic........

Ted Nugent, a heavy metal guitar legend and devoted (bow) hunter and
outdoorsman, was being interviewed by a French journalist. Eventually,
the conversation turned to his love of outdoor pursuits.

The French
journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a
deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?` or maybe `Are you the
one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they
care about is, 'What am I going to eat next? Who am I going to screw
Next? and, Can I run fast enough to get away? They are very much like
the French in that way."

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well,it has finally come down to the decision making time on whether i should stay here or if i should leave.well for all of you that would just love to see me leave,i really hate to disappoint you,I'M STAYINGGGGG!!!!! i have made far to many friends here to let a few jackasses ruin it for me.deal with it,paco is here to stay.

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Saddam Husseins lawer goes to visit him in his cell and tells him.
"Saddam i have some good news and some bad news"
"Ok tell me the bad news first"
"Well you have been convicted of crimes against humanity & your going to be put in front of a firing squad"
"Wow" Saddam says "And what possible good news can there be"
"Its Beckham who going to shoot"

Here are some lesson for life.

1. Familiarity breeds children.
2. I think... therefore i am confused.
3. Sometime too much drink is not enough
4. When all else fails, read the instructions
5. If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment
6. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
7. A penny saved is virtually worthless
8. Dont lend people money , it gives them amnesia
9. He who dies with the most toys is still dead
10. Anyone can admit they were wrong, the true test is admitting it to someone else.
11. A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
12. For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

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